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Congrats, Catslave – we haz a tye – less go to teh tye booteek.
Teh conga-lion forms hear! Now wii awl Conga’s auf to the Ty botique to bye teh Shineys
WUn, too free. CONGA!
*Joynes teh festiff Conga Lion*
*puts hans awn catslave’s hips*
DA da DA da DAH – KIK
DA da DA da DAH – KIK
DA da DA da DAH – KIK
DA da DA da DAH – KIK Whoooooooo hoooo!!
ooh, mardy grah!
Sowwee, Calicocoa – u wuzn’t dere wen Ai sed it wuz a tye! Joyn us at teh tye booteek!
Yes pleze to join us CaliCocoa
ofankee fankee anni adn catslayv! oguddie *shyneez!!!*
rollover and I’ll give you some beads
Ai aer wiv u, kittehz!
Kittehz noez wen u sleepz!!!
ar yoo pondering whut aim pondering, pinkee??
Ai fink sew, Brain, butt (!) wer wii gittin plaztik unnerpanz at free inna mawrning???
Nawt to mention CHRGS in hawt pink!
Kitteh noez wen u sleepz!!
adn wer!
Teh conga-lion forms hear! Now wii awl Conga’s auf to the Ty botique to bye teh Shineys
da-da da-da da-DA! shi-nee shi-nee shi-NEE! conga lion hedz to teh tybo teuque, halping ourss elves to teh drinkeez…
concatyoolayshuns, Cali, anni, an catslave!
ai nows whut annipuss wans -elebentee galluns ob hot wadder!!
an ai no dansee on all yur sno!
Happii Moanday moaning to you Awl
Thx, MM. Dis iz teh wuss sno fur 18 yeerz! We aer nawt yoozed 2 it, so we fyned it berry hard 2 cope! Lundun haz stopped! No bussis, nawt mennee traynz an skoolz clozed. Ai aer nawt goin owt till it iz saef!
Hao much Snew U be habbin dere in TTI Annipuss?
Lundun haz `bowt 6 inchis – we hazn’t had dat mutch fur 18 yeerz. We yooshully get a ninch an it awl melts bai lunsh-tiem, but 2dai it iz still snowin.
IN Dec. wii had 10 inches teh week befaur catsmass there waz sew much snew that the schools shutted, the busses stopied, and Teh roads wzs froze over for 6 days. This area is Nawt Red-E faur that much snew. Tehy Plowz teh Main Motorwayz but Nawt the side streets.
Said ti was the worstes storm in a lawng thyme… teh day After Gnu Years It aawl melted.
Owt heer in teh awlmost countree we has ober a FOOT ob sno. An is still snowin. Ai’m nawt gettin owt ob bed until spring.
Feetz uv sno?? iz dat enneefing like feetz uv clay??
yepp – not a hevvy – much koalder…
Mai feetz feels liek clay – ai just went out to put teh rubbish in teh bin and teh sno came ober teh tawp of mai wellies! Ai’m sorry, ai kno dat in teh Ew Ess an Great Big Canada u has 8 feet ob sno an ice an hurricanes an still gets to werk in teh mornin, but we duz nawt get mush sno heer – eben if we has half an inch teh hole countree grinds to a stawp an teh noospapers is full ob “Arctic conditions bring travel misery to millions” type headlines. So to has teh sno up to teh tawp of ur boots – werl, is quite sumfin! Is lublee an kwiet becaws dere is no cars awn teh rode an no trains runnin – bery peesful.
no nids to aplololgize – ober her we be used to it – and still is kaos when it snos…
De trikk is to waer enuff layers… an to get pointee ends for ur shoes – dat way u not go boom and braek sumfin…
But it maeks for berry berry lubleh snow kittehs
It wud be grate for skiing – ai libs awn a steep hill – butt we has no chairlift to get up to teh tawp again! Ai has mai boots dat ai uses for teh skiing lolidays, dey has teh crinkly bottoms, so hopefully ai nawt fall down go boom. U is in teh Norweigh, is dat rite?
yepps – I libs in Oslo…
adn u’d tink we be a tropiklol country ben u see da kaos ben it be snoing… kwit embarassin for a so kolld northern kuntry…
Hee hee – ai’v been to Oslo wunce – an it wuz snowin !
ai wuz there awnlee wunce – in teh summertaim. Mai sister had a cabin awn a lake in waht ai remembrr to be mountans – maybee just beeg hillz – outside ov Oslo! Teh blooberreez were ripe! We had blooberree ebreething! They were growing wild ebreewhere!
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An teh mushrooms! Nebber in mai laif hav ai seen such mushrooms!! Ai hav elbentee milliyn fotos ov teh mushrooms!
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An teh green! Green ebreething an ebreeware! Leevz, ferns, grass! Moar shydes ov grin tahn ai ebber thot pawssibul.
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An suddenlee, ai cud see wai an where awl teh trolls an sprytes liv!
Ai lib unner wun uv teh flite paffs 2 Heefroe Aerport. an `bowt 2 miels frum Lundun City Aerport. No plaenz! Lubblee an kwyut!
Ai kno! We normally gets a lawt ob militree planes an helicopters goin ober but nuffin today – is a bit liek wun ob dose disastur moovies wehr eberybuddy is wiped owt by sum mistree virus an u is teh onlee wun left…
Dere wuz a couple of birdies in teh back garden earlier, but dey did nawt luk as tho they wuz enjoyin demselves.
aoow, anni — taht being teh *nastee* wedhter. ai hoapz yu fownding enuf murjensee fuds yistrdai. iz yor heet inna hows ok? {{{{{ annipuss }}}}} yor cheezfremz kiep yu teh warmiewarm. *cali pylez nais floofffee blankies juss rait, whearevr annipuss warntz teh warmiwarm.* iz yu feiling teh coezier yet, anni? (cozicozisnugz)…
Star Trek Kitteh programs Replicat-or for Lawts of Hawt Chocolate for Annipus
Thx, Ai has heetin, but dis is a cawld howse, so Ai aer sittinheer wiv a floofee blankie rownd mai legz, an a jakkit ober mai swettur an fingerliss glubbs so Ai can tiep! Ai aer kwite cozee!
Dat is gud 2 heer AnniPuss. I fink taht sye hab some flease lined booties in the ty botique faur yre fetes t keep dem waurm.
Sumtiems ai wearing a hat inna hauz — dey sai lawtza heet leevinginging frum teh tawp ob ur hed. — Sumtiems “dey” r teh smartz.
Heer, I git deh fiyr in deh ty booteek lounge going!
*Pokez emberz and addz some kindling.
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*Deh kindling ketchez fiyre adn shootz liddlol flaymez up!
*Addz a cupplol uv liddlol loggz adn watchez dem.
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Oh, dere wii go!! itz starting tu blaze up gud now. Pull deh kumfy chairz up close. Dere b floofy Cheezpeepz Map blankeez tu snugglol in, too.
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*pokez fyre agin adn watchez deh sparkz fly up.
*Addz moar logz adn deh fire burnz merrily.
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Wii awl b toasty warm in no time.
GUd Moarnign CweenMJ,
A nize fyre woud be Walcum right naow!
I agree!! itz not reel cold heer, but deh wind woketed mii up abowt 2:30 dis morning….. rockin deh howse on weelz…. It b 48*F according tu mai computer…
*putz an odder log awn teh fyre*
*fiyre flares up maeking reelee nice crakling sound*
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crakle crakle crakle crakle
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*Maeks big pot ov hawt chocolit*
*putz out menee mugs fur ebreewun*
*pours self – glug glug glug gulg – beeg cup ov teh HC*
*sitz bai teh fyre in teh comfee lounj chayre*
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Nao – awl ai need iz sum companee!!
Ai think this may be a rekord!! Ai haz been heer awl bai mice elf fur
25 minnits!!
*sip sip sip sip sip*
*putz sum hole grayn bred awn a toasting fork – toasts ober teh fyre*
*spreds teh butter an sum graype jam awn teh toast*
*nom nom nom nom*
*starts to reed noo buk*
Howdy! Did you get the Creole recipe I emayoed you?
YIKES!!!
Yoo skeered mee! Ai thot ai wuz awl alone heer!
Yes! Tahnk yoo! Ai see wai yoo needed to send teh “reel” wun! Lots of things to do! But it luks reelee yummy!
Ai can awnlee trai! They say – yoo can cuk if yoo can follo a recipee!
Eezier fur sum tahn fur otters, iz waht ai say!
It’s easier that it looks. It’s just a spicy tomato sauce “from scratch”.
Ai’m awl fur a scratch spicy tomato sauce. A think wif a thousand uses – if oo ar fond ov tomatoes!
Livez there a man wif sole so ded hoo nebber to hisself haz sed – this iz mai own, mai spicee tomato sauc. . .
*sip sip sip*
*toasts an odder peece ov toast*
*trais sum ov teh spicee tomater sauce awn it*
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Ymm! Prittee gud, akshulee!
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*luks at watch*
*rites in diareee*
“Except fur Maus’s breef visit, Ai’v bin heer bai mice elf fur 55 minnits nao! It must bee a rekord! Ov sum kind.
Izzit Munday?? Oar teh sno an eis ebreeware??? But – if no wun can go aut – where are they??? “
Ai wuz nommin mai lunsh!
*trudgez in frum teh cowld owtsyde* Ohai! Ai cahn sit bye teh fyre wif u? It luks luvvley an warmz! Ai haz brot sum spicy pumin bred!
awww, tew lait, ebreewunz gawn an teh fyres goin owt
*curlz up inna corner sobbin*
*Putz an odder log awn teh fylre*
*Blowz awn teh sparks – putz in littlol bitz of paypur*
*log begins to bern britelee again*
*heet up teh choklit*
*sits daun bai bf473*
Dont crai!! {{{{{blusdfan473}}}} itz nawt too layte.
Nao – heer’s yur nice cup ov hawt choklit.
An *putz teh spicy pumin bred awn a playte wif sum budder* we can nao haz this yummee bred yoo browteded.
An nao we can just sit heer, sipping ar hawt choklit . . .lissening
to teh fyre. . .and just enjoy teh nice companee!
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An can yoo show me waht ai am sposed to doo wif this “eezee Bake’ think???
oh dats nyce! *puts sum popcorms inna old fashuned popper, shaiks it over teh fyre*
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aifinkso tehy r diffrunt naow but wen ai wuz a kidlet eezee bake wuz a toy uven taht wud reely cuuk (sort uv) uzing teh heet uv a lytebulb. U cud git awl kindz uv mixes fer tinee caiks & stuff taht ai heer were pritty nastee taistin. mai sis an ai alwais wanted a eezee bake uven reely bahd butt mai folkses sayed noe cuz tehy wuz a dangeerous toi. ai kno tehy r stil sowld but grately redeesined tew bee saif, ai fink tehy doan uze a lytebulb anee moar.
wuz just lookin’ atht picatures on teh Cat News Gnetwark (CNG) of teh snew in TTI and Lun-dun… EwE has lots of Snew Annipuss!
Thx fur confurmin wat Ai thort!
Ai wuz spozed 2 go to teh dentiss dis mornin, but Ai disidid nawt 2 go fur sum reezun!
Hi Anni!
Seeing de fotoas from TTI – de dentist probablol diddent maek it to da offises eider…
Stayz saef insides wif tea and biskits
Mai dentiss libs ober teh offis! Teh sirjeree iz wun uv teh grownd flore rumez. Dat yoozed 2 be a berry commun fing in TTI – docturz 2 offen had teh consultin rumes in dere howsiz. Naow moar purrpuss bilt helf senturz aer bein bilded wiv mennee diffrunt fingz unner teh saem roof.
A bery wise decishun! Ai hopes u is fully stocked wif supplies so u is nawt going hongree, Annipuss. Sow mush snow in LUNDUN! Oh, teh Hugh G. Manatee!!! Is unheard of. Ai libs near teh Alps and we can has a speshul warm mountain wind, ai sends it over to u kwiklee. Hush, Föhn, go and blow over Lundun NAO!
Ai haz enuff fud fur a week – sum fings wull run owt, but Ai haz alturatibs!
Iffn Ai get so Ai need ennifing, mai fren ober teh rode sed she wud shop fur me.
Oh, dat is gud. Ai feels reashured nao. Is a long way to cum frum Jermanee 4 me to get u sum fuds, aifinkso. But ai cud nawt leeves a cheezfwend in need!
Stacy and Clinton will not be pleased.
Clinton and Stacy encourage the kittehs to go with classic black but to incorporate small details, like shimmery fabrics, and ditch the neon,.puleeze
Basement Cat Perk: Minions
Eye iz heading back 2 teh bed. It cawls me.. and it iz 3:30 AM here
TTFN Awl ewe nice Cheezepeeps
ttfn = ta ta 4 naow
We be meetin up at 2 a.m by de bedrum doar…
u bringz da roaps
i brings da tar und fedders…
Let us be syn… sinkr… putting aor kloks to da saem tiem…
Ohai! Jus wannah sey dat Ai be new to da site, anna Ai wuv, wuv, WUV allz deez LOLCat peekchurs!
BatCat saiz: “Ai noe whut Ai am, buht whut ar u suhpozed to be?”
Ohai CaptainMary! welkom tew cheezland!! Iz a happee plaice, pleez tew haz fun wif us! *dansedansecaperskip*
Welkum, CaptainMaryRackham!!!!
*extends feeler to shayk hands/paws/appendidges*
Pweeze mayk urself at hoam here, dis be an nice plaice full of teh win and awsumness and wif teh nicest peeps u can fink of.
We go on stage in Act Two, I tink
dew nawt fergit tew ‘exit-staige left’
as my revenge
i kills u while u is sleepin
teh rebelliun
it haz begun
Lacks major amounts of funny. At least it’s spelled right.
Was this picture taken at Halloween time?
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