Earmites should be removed early before they start having rowdy parties
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Dat lukks nastee!
ohai deer annipuss! juss being teh us twu tunyte?
conchratchetlushus foar teh tawp spawt! dansee? drinkee?
Yiss, it lukks liek we aer alown! I spoze it iz berry erlee on a Sumdai mornin in `Merica. It’s 11 am heer an cawld an dey sai we aer dyoo a lotta sno obernite. Ai haz an erlee appoyntmint wiv mai dentiss in teh mornin. Ai won’t be abul to go iffn dere iz sno – don’t dribe an bowt a miel walk!
*jumping up an down*
ai iz heer! ai iz heer!
iz 5:13 am heer in ‘merica
an all iz kwiet sept teh wining ob teh ink ontinent krazeez….
Dat iz wun uv teh fings Ai `member frum wen Ai wuz in horsepittul – sumwun cawlin fur teh nurse awl nite `coz she sed she needed teh potty!
ai had wun akross teh hawl frum me (in horse pittul) hoo kryed all nite lawng – “ai wanna go home” an that made ME cry too. those poor nurses.
But teh wurst wuns ar teh wunz – ai guess this iz moastlee in teh nursing hoams – but ai hav seen it in teh horse pituls, too – teh pore peeple hoo just sit in there wheel chayres neer teh nurses stashun an moan “halp me” awl teh taim.
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an THAT, mugglemary, iz wai ai think yoo ar a nawt verree well de skyezed angel!
Yoo caire foar these pore peeple – an halp them in there taim ov need . . .
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Darn! Nao ai haz maid maiself hav teh leekee ayes!
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But ai doo think yoo ar kwite wunderful! yesh! Aifinso!!
wif multicolor drinkies…
sutch a beeyooteemus kitteh! hyoooge rownd aize! speshul briede, yufinkso?
tihs lol havink teh meny kapshunz awlreddee. mai fayvrit: “Jazz Hands for your Ears!” Awlso stuf abowt “Ai heer teh raynbow…” adn “Technicolor Brain Splort.” (Nawt kneed CCC, nawt tu wurree. Dey oanlee *sed* it. Din’t *doing* it.)
*passes round beeeyootimus sykadellik drinkees in kool glazzes*
heer, cali, anni, is your faborite drinkee!!
*dans dans dans*
in onner ob too wai ti!
mai ink onteenent rezidint is keepin me two bizzee thes dais to get nawt sekkunds! durn taht reel life!
Thx MM, Nawt shore dat kool drinkies aer wat Ai need dis mornin! Ai noe dat teh wevver in parts uv `Merica iz mutch cawlder, but Ai aer nawt yoozed to it!
ai meenz kool looking, nawt nesssisssaraleee kold temprachurs!
awww, mm, yuo’r *awlwayz* “nawt sekkind” heer amung yr cheezfrenz! wii awl noaz yur deer rezzidentz come firr… fur… uh, *nawt sekkind* wif yu. dey bii teh relee *blest* tu hav yu. an fankz fur teh *nomissimo* drinkee (itz n uhTALyun drinkee! quayte soopurlitiv.)
*blushes mite-alee*
whai fankq, cali!
*klinkee glasses*
cheers!
cheerz bakatcha, mm. yu biing reelyfe heeroe. klinkee awl rownd!
Ai sekund CC’s rimarks!
An ai will joyne in – much moar cheerfullee – wif teh klinkeez!!
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CHEERS!!
wahoo to that
dern eer mites ar habin a rave!
*sings alowng*
loooseeee in teh skai-ohai
wif dime unds…
…adn marmhulayd aize… aow. jis rimemburd teh ookie “mondegreen” (miss-hurd sawng lirrix): “teh grl wiht colitis goaz bai…” (nsted ub “…kuhlyduhskoap aize…”). ookie. nawt rillih teh fahnee.
*smyles behine paw*
heeheeheeheehee
Ai spoze Ai haz bedder go owt an get `merjansee rashunz in caes Ai aer snoed in fur a fyoo daiz! Bai fur naow!
*sens annipuss maginaree dawg sled teem wif floofee blankees*
bai, anni! gud luk wif teh fudshawpin adn teh denniss. aiz goen nappityme nao. iz free-furdy heer in teh caly4mya. nitey nitey….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Dose eer mites reely shud haz bean stawped beefour tehy brot in teh multicullered disko bawls. Is wai tew lait naow!
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conga conga conga kik! wai hay!
ohai bloos!
ai bee sew in lub wif mai minachur namatee!!
peeps? iz teh speshul breeede kitteh? yufinkso? teh aize so jynormuss? teh pyoopullz so *rownd*? nawt liek teh moasta teh udder kittehs…
Ohai! glad u lyke it! ai hav sum uv see munkees lef ober tew taht need a gud hoam *luks hoapful*
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ai doan kno wat breed kitteh iz but shure is a beyewty!
OHai eberybuddy!!! Hao is u awl tuday? Ai shoor wud liek sum of dose floofy earmuffs, it’s cowld heer, and gonna be cowlder! Apparentlee, we is gettin our wevver from SIBEERIYUH! Nao, ai has nuffin against Sibeeriyuh, u can see Sarah Palin’s hows from dere after awl, but ai duz nawt fink we needs tehr wevver.
If Hawayee wud liek to send us sum wevver, nao dat wud be a diffrent matter.
Ohai martoonie – aifinkso ai mite be getting teh pleh
Hao yu is?
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Ware is yu libbing?
Ohai GP – ai had teh pleh at Noo Yr, and wuz muchly pleh – wuz so bad ai had to stay home an watch Locayshun Locayshun Locayshun an MasterChef for foar dayz. Oh, mai poor brane cells.
Ai hopes u is feelin bedder soon.
Ai is in Surrey, if u finds Lundun it is down a bit and left a bit. Wehr is u?
Oh, ai also wanted to say – ai just stopped by teh safari park opening – wuz toadally full ob win and awesum! Ai’m so sorree ai missed teh troll dunkin an teh bebbeh otters espeshully!
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O, adn btw – has aneewon seed Ambercat recently?
Werl, obveyussly she is just down teh rode since TTI is so TT, butt ai has nawt seen her for a while. Ai finkso Tidmum sed she wuz habin teh problms wiv teh wierd press an so she has nawt been able to come owt an play. Ai’ll send her an emeow an check she has nawt been abdukted by teh ayleyuns or ennyfing.
ooo fankies!
TAH DA DAAAA……. (bery dramatik moosic)
Ai has fownd Ambercat! She has NAWT been abducted by teh ayleyuns! Howebber, her lappytop is borked an she duz nawt has teh intertoob access! Her lappytop is awn its way back to her from teh menders, but ai finkso dey is makin it walk awl teh way becaws it is takin free days to travel abowt 60 miles. So she will be back wiv us once teh lappytop makes its way bak to her but for nao…she can nawt has teh ICHC.
Oh gud!!! Hooray! Ai has had a werree, too!
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But ai just gotted bak frum teh Florida a cuppla daiz ago – an ai’m nawt eben unpaked yet!!
Florida! Oh, to be in Florida….or at leest, to has teh wevver ob Florida… teh sunshine and teh warmf – we misses it. Ai hope u had a lubbly time.
Did yoo akshoolee hav to go autseid an nock at hur door?
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Oar cud yoo just throw teh pebblols frum yur window to hurs???
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Did yoo tell hur taht we awl misses hur laik crazee???
Ai just yoosed teh tin can wiv teh pees ob string – ob corse she has teh udder end ob teh string in a tin can at her hows. Werks bery well. Ai will let her kno u wuz asking after her!
Mai frend Lorine kept pologizing fur teh bad wethur! They AKSHULEE awlmost had a frost wun nite – an in teh daytaim, it wuz awnlee around 68 degreez F.
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Ai’m shure ai’ve got a “degree” sign heer SUMWHERE!!
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Ai need a “Better know yore keybord* lesson!!
68 degreez – huh, ai wud happilee take 68 degreez rite now. We has teh minus sumfin nastee degrees.
Ai got snoed awn wen Ai went owt fur mai papur dis mornin. Ai did nawt ask fur dat sort uv wevver.
We akshullee haz about +3 Centigrade! Nao we haz to hoep it
duzzn’t get ene warmer – oar awl ten snow (up to mai nees it wuz!) will melt at wunz – an we will hav sum fluds insted!
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Ai do so luv tawking about teh wether! Izn’t it HMS Pinafore where teh awl tawk about teh wether??
Hai Anni!
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Well – YESTERDAY, wehn ai traid to go out – ai cudn’t open teh bak door – too much sno! an ai cudn’t open teh side door but about 4 inches! Ther wuz a big chunk ov ices! Lukily, teh FRUNT door haz a porch roof! So ai cud go out that way – but that wuzn’t shuvled out, so ai had to wayde thru deep sno! Wif a hanner in mai hand to brake up teh side entree ice!
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Winter! Ai reelee luvs it tho!
Oh deer, it wuz gettin bery dark in heer (an is nawt yet free o’clock) so ai lukked owt teh window – teh sky is as black as… well, as a really black fing, an it is rly windee an – *sigh* – dere is teh wite stuff fallin from teh sky. Teh sno, we has it. Duz anybuddy else want it so we can send it to u?
Thanks! But we haz plentee heer!
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Sumwun yesterday = AHHHHH!! It’a California! Tehy ar having a TERIBUL drought! Waht shud be green – wif tawl grasses ebreeware. An Salleh sed it’s just pathcy – an nuthing iz growing much.
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so – they wud laik it, ai think. But – hao to get it there??
Wuz blakk skie an snowin bowt noon to wunpm, naow is brite sun an bloo sky!
We had teh sun earlier, but has gawn nao. Janet, ai will put awl teh sno we has in a bocks an send it to Callyfornear. Rite, ai has to go do sum tidyin up an lawndrees an stuff – also if ai don’t moov soon, mai feets will hab frozen to teh floor. See you layder if ai gets teh chance!
We still haz beyootiful bloo skyez – an sum floofee whyte clouds – an teh sno iz awl sparklee! An kwite fantastikal eyez ikkuls! Ai shud maybee go an taek sum pikhoocrs!
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But – there ar so menee – laik sunrisez an sunsetz! Hao menee fotos duz wun akshoolee need??
She sended me a fwend rekwest on Faithbuk today, which ai glad took. And GP’s too, ob coarse! Cheezfwends are full of teh win and awsumness. Ai wud os laikt o habs a TTI cheezmeet in summer. Whaddaya fink?
{{{{upfi}}}} ai wud luv to com to such a thing!
Yiss, yiss! dat wud be wundermuss!
If we has a summer, dat wud be a grate idea! Ai missed teh last wun – pleh, werk – but hopefullee we can arrange a sekwell!
This cud be a troolee grate sekwell! An annipuss an tidmum an ambercat an Yvi haz praktissed – An if we started soon enuf, maybe peepl cud arranj teh shedools a bit bedder???
Dat be troo. Lyanthya was dere, too, aifinkso. Nao ai is nawt mush gud at suggesting a plaice in TTI since ai libs in Jermanee, but ai will trabel. I wud even get a rental car and picks up cheezpeeps who nawt be so well on deir legs/paws. annipuss, teh plaice where u met last tyme – was dat a gud plaice? We needs accommodashun and mabbeh gud conneckshuns for publick transpawrt.
Last tiem, teh meet wuz in Regent’s Park in Lundun (and awlso in Lundun Zoo!). Ai finkso wuz bery central place for eberybuddy to get to altho’ teh person who wuz nearest (me) cuddn’t get tehr afterawl… NEway dere is menny nice parks in Lundon so is a good place to meet up if teh wether is nice, and we has teh gud transpawt linkies too. But, if u is comin bai car, ai finkso is bedder to nawt try to drive into teh central Lundon, becaws u can has teh conjeschun charge an teh beeg traffic jams an teh £45 to park ur car for teh day… so bedder to park somewher owtside teh city an get teh train. Butt ob corse we can give detayled advice nearer teh time!
Greenwich Park wud soot me! Ai cud walk dere iffn Ai had 2, but dere iz a bus frum heer!
Den Greenwich park it’ll be. Wherebber dat is – ai can has googlol map? Ah -DERE it is. K. Nao awl we needs is a date (no figs, pweeze) and a list of awl peeps dat wud laik to cum. *rubs feelers excitedly* Oh, wunnermus!
* shudder * Daithyme TeeBee – do nawt want!
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Ai is in Brummingham – wii nawt has teh sno yet but but but mai frend hu libbs in Lunnun sed yu can has teh on-off flurries awlreddy?
Ai’m tryin nawt to luk owt teh window. Ai hopes if ai ignores teh wevver it will go away.
U is in Brummingham? Ai wented to skool in Brummingham! Ai is a Black Country girl born an bred (butt ai excaped…)
Ah yesh… teh Black Country… dey awl has phunney ack scents ober dere…
Hey! I resemble that remark…
(also, is a bit rich coming from a Brummie, if u don’t mind me saying!)
NE way, ai is down sowf now, so ai has teh orfentik cockanee accint liek Guy Gor Blimey Strewf Ai Say Dontcha Know Ritchie.
* snerk * at leest dere is won subbuner hu nose taht Brummingham is NAWT teh sayme plaice as teh Black Country!
Yesh indeed – teh number of times ai has been cawled a Brummie – Oh teh Hugh G Manatee! I duz has a lawt ob rellytivs in Brummagem an teh Blak Country still, we did nawt awl excape.
Is NAWT a plaice yu kneads tu scape frum! Speshullee iffn yu ownlee ends up dahn sahrf! but but but aifinkso Surreh is teh nyce adn green tho, so is nawt so bad…
Yesh, we duz has teh trees. Also has teh advantage ob beein close to mai werk – teh commyoot from teh Midlands to Ocksford Circus is nawt so gret, ackshully.
An jimmba libs in . . .may ai just say Birmingham? Mai . . .lak ov ene aksent at awl . . .mite sound a bit odd if teh Brummagem!
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An gibbocat wuz frum there too!
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An awl ov yoo ar teh funniest peepl ai ebber met!!
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Ai think GP sed it must be teh water!!
An gud morning deer SJ/martoonee!!
Sorree to heer hoo had teh pleh pleh!!
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Corse – Ambercat (ai must emayol hur too!!) an Tidmum arent frum teh Birmingham, an tehy ar ultra-funnee, too!!
Brummagem gets teh water from Whales. Whales teh country, nawt whales teh beeg fishy type fingies. Is a storee taht necks to wun ob teh resevwars in Wales dere wuz a sign sayin “pee heer – teh English needs teh water”. Iz joke. (ai hopeso ennyway – gulp)
Oh, sowwy, wehr is mai manners today? Gud afternoon Janet, how is u? We is cowld in TTI, ai had to maek may eggstra secret famblee recipee soop to keep warm.
Yoo has a sekret famblee recipee soop fur keeping warm???
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It wuz a bit stranj – tho nawt un eggs ekted – to go frum teh flours an green grass to two feet ov snow! in just a cuppla hours. But we DOO hav sum sunshine today! An it maeks awl teh sno luk reelee byootiful!!.
Salleh visited mee frum Californya fur neerlee 3 munths!! To halp mee . . umm . . .get bedder. An she hadn’t seen so much sno in menee menee yeers! But in teh endm she decided she laiked it a lot!!
Hee hee… nao, wuz teh suvveners nawt teh sunburners! Mai secret famblee recipee soop – is bery secret – butt ai can tell u so lawng as u promises nawt to tell ennybuddy else. Is cawld “ennyfing u can find in teh frijj” soop. Nawt second, u goes to teh frijj, an takes owt ennyfing u can find. Carefully separate teh cheezcaek from teh rest ob teh fuds. Carefully eat cheezcaek (is bery hongree werk makin teh soop, an u does nawt want to come ober awl faint an has a soop-related acksident. Does u has enny idea how menny Amerkans are injured ebery yeer in soop-related acksidents? Neever do ai, but why taek teh risk). Wipe cheezcake crumbs from mowf. Chop awl remaining ingreediments into peeces an frow into large pan wiv a liddle olive oyl. Cook gently until hard stuff gets sawfter. Add stock – ideally ob corse you has made teh stock from scratch ober a period ob seberal munfs, but failing dat, teh stock coobs is perfickly acceptablol. Add generous splash ob wine to soop. Add eben more generous splash ob wine to chef. Season (teh soop, nawt teh chef). Leave to cook – you can muck abowt awn teh internets at dis point. If u has a leedle bit ob cream or massive pony cheez, add just before teh end. Pour into bowl and eat. Today ai fownd carrots, unyuns, sweet potayto, pees and sweetcorn in teh frijj so dat is wut ai had in my soop. Wuz tastee and nootrishus, an prevents teh freezin to deff.
WHAT a grate sekret recipee! An ai wont tell a SOLE!!
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An that wuz reelee gud adivce about teh cheezcaek. Wun can nevber bee to careful!
But *puzzloled luk* ai still dont know waht a “subbuner” iz. Ooviouslee yoo ar ment – but. . .?????
Ah, in TTI we has teh peepls hoo libs in teh norf an teh peeples hoo libs in teh sowf an teh peeples hoo libs in teh middles. An is tradishunul for each group to abyoos teh udders. So if u libs in teh sowf, u must refer to teh norverners as awl warin flat caps an keepin pigeons an beein “careful” wiv teh monnies. An if u libs in teh norf, u must refer to teh sutherners as a big bunch of nancies hoo havn’t dun a decent day’s werk in tehr lives an drink teh girly drinks wiv teh umbrellas in dem. An if u livs in teh middle, u has to do bofe, becaws u knows taht teh midlands is teh bestest plaec to live an eberybuddy else is just jellus reely, which is why dey laffs at teh midlanders acksents an says dat teh midlands is just wun big facktoree an has no trees. Ai is from teh midlans but ai is a traytor too mai roots an has mooved sowf. So GP has to cawl me a “sutherner” an giv me teh abyoos. Is kwaint English custom.
uh huh, yesh * nod nod *
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Is awl in gud phun, rly. O, adn mowst ppl frum teh sowf finkso aneefing norf ob Lunnun is Scotchland! O, adn ebberywon norf ob Lunnun finks ebberyfing in teh Sowf Eest ob TTI is Lunnun tu!
Oh! That IZ teh kwaint! an teh kyoot! an ai’m wundering – wi AWL teh Ingerlish buks ai’ve red – an AWL teh Ingerlish frenz ai hav (etc ad N!) – wai dint ai know that????
LOl!! It just getz bedder! CARRY ON!!
Corse, ebbrywun hoo duzn’t lib in Lunnun iz jellus, `coz dey noe dat Lunnun iz ware it awl happinz!
Oh Annipuss! Yoo ar luckee to bee there! Ai havn’t bin to Lunnun in menee yeers! An yet there wuz a taim wehn we went at LEEST twice a yeer – just to go teh teh theater an mewzeums!
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Corse – ai wuz in jermanee then, so it wuz reelee eezee.
*sniff* Ai miss living there a lot!
Essenshul reeding is awlso teh Monty Python Chateau de Chasselas sketch. Werl, askhully is nawt reeding becaws is nawt a buk, is a sketch awn teh tee bee – but is bery phunnee. Plz to googlol becaws if ai tries to post a linkee ai will prolly bork teh interwebs. (teh peeplols in teh sketch is teh norverners, u can tell from teh “we had it tuff, nawt liek teh softee peeps today” attichewd!) Awlso, plz note taht the Midlanders is nawt awl Brummies (ie peeps from Brummingham). Ai is NAWT a Brummie. Ai was bornded onlee 15 miles from Brummingham, which from wehr u are Janet is prolly too small a distance to eben see, but it maeks a BIG diffrents to us!
O mai gudness!
Ai am so sorree! Ai’ve bin telling peepl yoo were furm . . Brummingham. There Ai did it!! 
15 myols! Nope! Heer iz praktiakllee next door!
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Unless yoo go fifteen myols further south. 30 myols awltogether. Becuz then yoo ar in Indiana – an in a diffrent taim zone!
Awltho nawt AWL ov Indiana iz in a diffent taim zone. Just doo South! If yoo go 30 myols South EEST, yoo end up in South Bend, hoam of teh University ov Norre Dame (an ar own deer whiskers!!) – an they ar in AR taim zone.
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Going to Indiana used to bee trikier yet – becuz wehn Daylite Savigns taim came, sum ov them did an sum nawt – an nawt at teh sayme taim.
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an we were reelee stuk!! Becuz South Bend an Shecago (just arount teh laike Michigan) ar where we fly frum – an we had a hard taim figuring out wehn exacktlee we had to leeve heer to get there awn taiim!
Sumwun wunce tol mii haow tu diff… dyff… tel US frum UK.
“In UK, 100 milols is a lawng way, in US 100 yrs is a lawng tyme.”
FTW!!!! KittehlessJon, dat is a bery valooable peace of informashun.
Lol, KittehlessJon, dat’s bery bery troo!!!
Am i teh only won taht tinks puttin coaths on kittehs und puttin tings in tere eers r nawt funni? Ai tinks it is crools to kittehs. Kitteh duzznt look lyk its LOLing. Not that I want to rayne on n e wons parayd…
Ai was finking teh same, alsaw wif teh Superman-kitteh and so on..
Don’t worry, notgotakittehyet, ai’m shoor kitteh is okay. Kittehs has a way ob lettin u kno if u is hurtin dem – dey has teh teefs and teh claws an tehy is nawt afraid to use dem. Is pretty hard to put sumfin awn kitteh if kitteh duz nawt wunt u to. Ai finkso kitteh looks awl bugeyed becaws it is wundrin wut its hyoomin is dooin wif teh flashy box fingy.
Iz beriberi troo. Ai gottid a jinglol-bels-elf-clollur, an nun ob mai kittehs wud war it, cudint eben gets clows tu dem wif it. Ai gibbd it tu mai fren foar hur kitteh, an him LUBBED it – wud prans araownd wif hims tayul stwaet uppin teh aeyer, lukkin so praowd ob Hisself-teh-Elf!
An wun ob mai moas faburitt gaems is ‘Foarking-teh-Kitteh’ wich is NAWT wut it sowndz liek (awl ob yu hoo thot dat – off tu teh Nawty Barn wif yu!!). Yu needs teh littol plastik foarks, an yu coams dem gentlee intu teh thik furs onna kitteh syedsis, an yu cees haow mennee yu kan gets tu stae inna furs bfoar teh kitteh luzis innerist an woks awf wif awl yur foarks. Ai gotts pikshurs sumware – ifn ai finds dem, ai posts dem.
*wipes teers of laffter from eyes* Oh, nicewitch, ai wud luv to see dat! *luks around for plastic forks*
Mai qwestion iz wut iz up wif teh kitti’z eyez? Teh pupillz luk rilly …rownd.
um, tehr is cake in teh kitchen?
naw, noobee aifinkso
Fink so, too, mugglemary. Iffn u wants sumfink sweet, ai offer u sum Jerman cookies filled wif chocklit cream.
OoooOoooo diz a kitteh shudda seen deh Vet sooner!!! Dem Eermites is parteein hard!!
Dey iz teh poofiest eermites I evur seeeen….
Awl eermites welcom…eben poofy wunz! Partee on, dude!
LOl!! Yoo haz teh broadest mind ai’ve ebber scene!
Baybee sitting mai Ant’s cat whilst she iz rekooperating in a nursning hoar fur a fyew weeks!
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ai’ll bet teh eermitez ar SOOOO surprized! Teh furst taim ebber they wuz welkomed!
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an speeking ov – ai dont think we’ve met!!
aim JanetCanHaz4Kittehs, AKA JCH4K (tho rite nao ai’ve got FIVE!!!!
I for one welcome our eermite overlords.
*fawls off chayre again laffing*
an BINGLOL! Maybee – ai think ai lost mai kard!
bai bai awl, ai go home nao an go seepees an gets up erlee to see sooper bole!! play nise!!
Sleep tite, angelmugglemary!!
Frat boy ear mites
IZ Qwarterafter six hear in Orygun ewe ess ha We haz teh dense frog this morn. and teh tempur acture id belaow teh freez points not going aout till later on. NAWT like to slipz on teh icy spotz.
where U bee in Orygun ???..Mee iz two
A game of ping-pong gone horribly wrong…
Teh bed…it cawls me so I iz going back …
* rolls in the super wide screen TeeBee. huuks up teh saty lites adn teh kateoke masheens tu teh tee bee. turns awn teh tee bee and teh kateoke *
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE * turn teh nobby and slide teh slider*
OHai, U can heers and sees dis?
Nawt too loud? Gud.
Wii can haz teh stoopy bowl partee. Iz teh opun miek onna Kateoke untill teh big games. Wii can haz teh pardee noms and drinks Awl Dai?
Ai haz teh breekfas burro toes. adn teh hawt catwings (nawt tu wurree..iz nawt reel cat wings just cawlled dat)
Wii haz teh bluudy marees dis morning tu.
Wow! Yoo prollee need to be mooving taht thing to teh neggst thred! ai hav NO idea waht teh Sumday taims ar!
*snorgles aginst Janet, purrin* O hai!
Purrrrrrrrrrr
Oh hai, Taya!! 
*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
This cat’s face is hilarious XD And adorable. X3
It sure is!
Dis iz wai kewl..cuz ah kin spl..lol..Ah dew likes it..M Ah Kewl nah??
Lol!!! I needz to fave dis!
Wut? No syns frum da eermyts dat say “John 3:16″?
em ai crazee, or did sum lolz dissapeer? ai sware their were sum posted after dis wun!
dey jus reapeerded! my ‘puter must be borked.
Ahhh. One of the few wins left on this site. Grats!
Poor kitteh! He probly maeks dat face cuz teh fuzzies iz hurtin his earz.