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Breaking News – Suburban Snowman Killer on the Loose

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  1. annipuss says:

    Lukk owt snoman!

  2. carosue says:

    kold bludded killer

  3. nennepus says:

    oh noes – where tu goes!

  4. darthj says:

    dis iz a horror movie!

  5. buggin2go says:

    Tell dat guy to comes to mai hows! Ai has too much snow!

    • darthj says:

      u want him 2 b killin’ your snowmen 2?!?!?1?!?

    • 2minions says:

      Yu an lots ov cheezpeeps! Wun ov teh best fings aobut Cheezland – iffn it snos, it dusnt trap yu an put owt teh elceteric. Ifinkso iffn it snos in Cheezland, it snos inna speshul fields an forests fur teh goggies an teh wulfies an teh critters taht lieks snos.
      .
      Teh kittehs an teh hoomins watch it fall frum sky an nawt stick on teh streets.
      .
      “Teh rayns may nebber falls til after sumdown,
      July an August no can has too hot…”

      • agarwaendaedraug says:

        heyz iz a wulfie and iz no likez teh snos

        *sticks out tongs at teh minions*

        • 2minions says:

          *luks aroun fur somfing bedder fur wulfie’s tong to do*
          I has burger wif cheez!
          *gibs burger to wulfie*

          • agarwaendaedraug says:

            mumblemumblemumbel

            *swallows burger*

            so waht does us non snou likin wulfies doez?

            • 2minions says:

              Umm…mobes to Noo Mexico an gets jobs as Wile E. Coyotes?

              • agarwaendaedraug says:

                coyotz iz smallz tough neber bee mistakenz butz i wouldz cathchez dat road runnerz, but tehn id hear “meep meep” all teh time and un eated himz

              • agarwaendaedraug says:

                coyotz iz smallz tough neber bee mistakenz butz i wouldz cathchez dat road runnerz, but tehn id hear “meep meep” all teh time and un eated himz

              • 2minions says:

                No, dats nawt nise. *smackpaws own hed*
                .
                Most of Cheezland dusnt has sno. Some plaices is summer awl yeer. An wuflies iz welcums ebberyweres iffn teh do not nom teh rest of teh popl…pol…ovver peeps.
                .
                Tehre shud be lots ov fyerplaices in Cheezland, too. Cus lots ov Cheezpeeps uses teh Fyerfox. Mmmm…fyerplaice. Wif coco. An noms.
                .
                An hao cud I ferget teh Nawty Barn!! Iz plenty hot in tehre, beleev me! (Nawt taht I eber been tehre maiself, oh noes.)
                .
                Yu has lots of plaices to plai in Cheezland, wulfie. Teh sno forests iz for teh peeps hoo likes it. Chacon a son gout!

                • agarwaendaedraug says:

                  otay

                  *curlz up in frontz ub deh fyre foxie fyreplacez cause he uses teh fyrefox*

                • Well, teh hoarses – Bodice Ripper, Petunia an Kidney Stones awl lib in teh stawls awn teh ground floor – an ov corse liddle Uneek Orn.
                  So that maeks it a littlol warm. ;)

                  • agarwaendaedraug says:

                    but iz not wantz to be in teh NB haz not been notty

                    • Akshulee, teh Nawty Barn haz a bad rep! It wuz orinallee intended fur peepl hoo had BIN a bit nawtee – an we needed a prittee big plaice, becuz as sune az we sent a cuppla peeple to teh Nawtee Barn, ebreewun wanted to go, too – becuz thoz were teh “fun” peepl! ;) Ov corse!
                      .
                      It wuzn’t sposed to bee teh plaice where yoo go to BEE nawtee. But. . .over teh munths, it sorta morphed! But downstaris in teh barn ar teh stablols – an other storage plaices – an upstairs – it iz troolee a partee barn! Wif lotz of furnichoor an buks an a bar an a honkee tonk piano. . .an lotz of “reskewed” memorabilia!
                      .
                      Ai know awl ov this, becuz it iz reel – nawt imaginery – an ai am
                      sitting nawt eben 30 yards frum it! It iz red, wif a shingul roof – an about 120 yeers awld! ;)

                      • kimkiwi says:

                        Yew forgittid teh mayn atwackshin of teh NB, JCH4K.

                        • agarwaendaedraug says:

                          i changed! is now JAnetCanHas5Kittehs

                          did u get a new one?

                        • Just fur a wile! Mai Ant Daisy, hoo iz kwite awld, wuz in teh
                          horse spittal fur 2 weeks, cudn’t wawk wehn she wus to bee releesed. So she’s in a nursing hoam fur therapee until she can wawk again.
                          .
                          Itz hur kitteh – Sam – but ai cudn’t leev him in her plaice awl bai himself fur sebral weeks wil she getz bedder – so ai browt him hoam!
                          .
                          Ai wuzn’t shur hao it wud werk – but itz 2 daiz nao – an ebreewun seems to be getting along jus fine! Hooray! ;) Ai’m nawt shur waht ai wud hav dun otterwise, becuz there iz no wun else hoo doesn’t awlso hav kitthehs!

                        • kimkiwi says:

                          Nd is mutch simplurr to chaeng to JCH5K, radder tahn havink to tyep JCH4K+1MTSAHH

                          (Janet Can Has 4 Kittehs Plus 1 Moar Temporarilee Staiink at Hurr Haws).

                        • agarwaendaedraug says:

                          yesz

                        • kimkiwi says:

                          Ohai Wulvie, we haz not propurlee met.

                          *curtsees naicely butt :-) keeeps an eye on teh wulv, altho ai iz shure yew wud not noms teh kiwi byrds*

                          Hao does yew does?

  6. agarwaendaedraug says:

    e walks arownd with a weldder torchey and facey maskz onz

  7. bluesfan473 says:

    Run awai,Frosty! Run awai!!

  8. judson says:

    We haz impaleded owr snoman wif beer bottlols to keeps dem kold fer the stoopy bowl tonite. We iz gonna haz sum kumpany of fokes who doan kare about Footsbawl but who lykes eetin and drinkin an watchin the comershuls. Awn owr menu fer toonyte we has:
    Anheuser Busch produx (in TTI they is reffered to as Auspice)
    Beef Chili
    Chikken wangs
    Dawgfish Hed beers (w00t w00t!)
    E …

  9. lionelcat says:

    oh da Snoomanitee

  10. bananafone says:

    ringringringringringringringring bananafone~~~

    • bluesfan473 says:

      *gingeerlee piks up banananafone*

      Hewwo?

      *Wunders if teh cawl iz bean monitered fer teh kwality kontrol porpoises*

      • bananafone says:

        Congratulations!!! Ding Ding Ding Ding!!!! As the first person to pick up the bananafone, you win a splendid prize!! *hands a large gift bag to bluesfan473*
        You have won the following….A Mystery Date board game, a Tiger Beat from 1970 with a pullout poster of Jack Wild, a glue stick, and a year supply of Rice-a-roni. Thank you for playing with bananafone!!!

      • tabbehkitteh says:

        Hay, bluesfan473…dis is off teh tawpic, but ai just wanted to say hao mush ai enjoyed teh Safareh Park. Fanks yew fur yer effurts tew make it sew mush fun. Ai cud nawt attind teh grand oppining (oar elbbenty furst graders wud hav hab to come wif me…nawt reely a skool-approoved field trip). Yew adn GP adn teh otters…I meen others…did a wundermus job.

        • bluesfan473 says:

          ohai tabbehkitteh! it shure wuz a fun affernoon at teh safari park! aifinkso elebenty furst graders wud hav fit rite in! Teh fun an imaginashuns uv teh cheezpeeps nebber ceeses tew amaze meh!

  11. foomanchu says:

    photoshopped!
    ;)

  12. Worm says:

    Is this photoshop-phriday.com?

  13. plasticat says:

    Ohai eberee wun, juss a kwest shun butt hoa menee sereals kin yoo fit in teh superbowl?

  14. tabbehkitteh says:

    Ai dunno…hao menee?

  15. poohbear3931 says:

    Iz reellie snowdeling draedfulmaus hear in souf eest TTI. Yikes!

  16. rhsb says:

    Ohai, frenz!

    Gess wat? WII CAN HAS LEKTIKS AGIN!

    **happy danses through Cheezland**

  17. nativeca66 says:

    Homeowners frozen in fear.
    Film at elebenty.

  18. agarwaendaedraug says:

    anyone know what time zone JCH5K is in i tink she has new kitteh hence 5 nawt 4 but she nawt ansur meh

  19. Sasso says:

    Ohai…….nue to ICHC . Bin lukin for fuw weks.
    luks lik funz. Vry sloz wit lolzspek.
    Any ting ey neds to noz?

  20. tabbehkitteh says:

    Welkum, sasso. nativeca66 is gibbin yew gud advice. cweenmj is berry helpful. she publiches Teh Cheez Town Crier, wich haz nooz adn directshuns hao to do stuffs in cheezland.

    hab a grate tyme wif awl teh cheezpeeps!

  21. Rajbir D says:

    Lol, wouldn’t mind watching the video for that.

  22. agarwaendaedraug says:

    well i iz off to watch teh sooper bool on teh telerbizion cyallz laberz

  23. Sadie says:

    Wheee… i r on teh home page agin! Thnx everybuddy! :)

    • Melissa says:

      BING BING BING!!!!! Congats! You are the winner for the contest on Cheezland!
      your won a awesome kitteh and bananas too! *hands cup with dancing kittehs and cocoa inside* Welcome to cheez land! Please go to cheezland heres the adress!www.Cheezland.com Thanks for your help!Enjoy!

    • 2minions says:

      Oo, Sadie! Hoap yu reeded awl teh nise commints aobut yur LOL – iz teh funniest in lawng tiem!

    • buggin2go says:

      Congrats on FP Sadie!!!

  24. Sasso says:

    Tanks eferyone….makin miifels bery welscum.
    eyz alway plaz nice.
    Wow….winen stufs alredez…. any peprment
    en di cocoz? Mmmmy favritz.

  25. Eric says:

    Snoman killer shud chill owt!!1!

  26. doctorpeppor says:

    LOLcat burglars are INVADING by FORCE!! HALP!!!

  27. dolt says:

    look out he’s armed with a hairdryer!!!111!!!!one11!

  28. snowcaps says:

    This is cute but it is neither a lolcat or a captioned kitteh.

  29. Green Is Good says:

    The horror, the horror!

  30. tomek says:

    dad no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. meow says:

    o no da snoman is gunna die!!!!

  32. meow says:

    o no hes gunna die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. Jessica says:

    If you look to the right of the snow plower, and next to a skinny tree, and in front of what I assume is a car, you can distinctly see a frowning face in the snow flurry. Weird.

  34. lucas says:

    calvin made dat snomen!

  35. Annacabanna says:

    That is lol funny! This is why i don’t build snowmen. LOL

  36. tech84 says:

    Snowman: “OMG, there goes johnny! ” lol!


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