iz undr yur bed
iz undr yur bed steelin yur sox
while u wuz under der, did u c any monsterz?
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Heh. SOCKS!
And they then pin it on the dryer.
Sneaky.
soz dats where awl mah sox goz…
missteree solbed!
sox it to meh
Woot!! Halfbeast!!! u gotz deh tawp spot!!
Wut u wanting fur deh drinkz adn dansyz??
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BTW, if u iz haff beast, wut iz deh uzzer haff?
teh otter haff is teh kyoot! ob course…
I’z laik sum peena wiff da colada, plz! and fur dans, hao abowt teh limbo? (ai meenz, its caturday, fur cc’s sake!)
Gud cawl!!
*mixee, mixee
*Pour, poor
*handz halfbeast an owtragus peenya kolada.
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*Putz deh limbo on deh stairee Oh.
*Gitz owt deh Limbo stickz
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Evvreebuddee line up, wii gonna limbo tunite!!!!
♫♪
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Ebree Limbo boi adn gurl
Awl arownd deh limb whirrld
Gonna due deh limb rokk
Awl arownd deh Limb klok
Jakk b limbo Jakk b kwik
Jaklk gu unda limbo stikk
Awl a rownd deh limbo klok
Hay, letz du deh limbo rok.
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Limbo lower noaw
Limbo lower noaw
How lo kan u go?
o o o ….. Awl dem limbz up dere wuz spozed tu b limboz. hoo ated mai o’z???
ai tinkz teh owl didz it, he owlreddy used owl teh o’s fur his “orly?” commintz
udder 1/2 is kitteh? Kitteh’s no iz beestees ..
Laugh In reference FTW! ai cant believe no 1 sed thet yetz.
Gud cawl cattails.
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Say good night, Dick.
Good Nite, Dick!!
SEEEE!!!! I tole yoo there was a sok monster
MAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHMM!!!!
I NOO IT!!! I noo it!!! I noo it!!! Ebil sok monster!!!
how u do devilz
i meam plz couldz u tellz me howz to do teh devil icon? i didnt meam to sound so demandingz
Oh hai, wolfie, 4 sum background informashun pweeze reed teh cweenmj’s wunnermus cheez town cryer:
cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/weirdpress-smilies/
There be two devil fayces:
: twisted : (leeve out teh spaces)
: evil :
and
Dats why I nawt has sox!
**goes to NB before hur sez ennyfing eles**
Hay! Gib me ‘em bakk!
U no want ‘em bak — I pokeed holees in ‘em … hee hee hee
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Wai o wai wud yu du sush a fing??? O, teh Hyooge Manatee!
U feete ma b coldee, but you no tri to takee bakk ME soxees! I steeled ‘em .. dey iz mine! Hee Hee
oh en I no no no Manatee..?..
who b dis Hyooge Manatee??? I no no heen.
* narrows eyes at Elsa_Mama *
* pulls awn gnu pear ob wullee sawks *
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Otay, wen sumfing horriblol happens tu mai hoomin liek, umm… summedy steels hims sawcks, hii showts “Oh, the Humanity!” = “O, teh Hyooge Manatee” inns lolspeak, uh huh, yesh.
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O, adn bai pyoore coinsidunts wii awlso has Hugh G Manatee heer in cheezland – hii is won ob teh bestest cheezfrends ebber!
Peeeec GP, I no tri to b trubble, I justee likee soxxee em no buddy buys mii nonz, so… iz takes ‘em. Mii fuzzee feets no gets coldee so holees iz OK bye mii.
I no tri to b bad to mr. Hugh G Manatee, I justee say I no nose heem…
I hopes I meets heem since he such a nicee cheezfrends. I likee all teh cheezefrends I meeted so far…
we bee frends now? I weel steel u a new soxee & no put holee in it…
Peeeec GP, I no tri to b trubble, I justee likee soxxee em no buddy buys mii nonz, so… iz takes ‘em. Mii fuzzee feets no gets coldee so holees iz OK bye mii.
I no tri to b bad to mr. Hugh G Manatee, I justee say I no nose heem…
I hopes I meets heem since he such a nicee cheezfrends. I likee all teh cheezefrends I meeted so far…
we bee frends now? I weel steel u a new soxee & no put holee in it…
ooo eee I dubble posteded AGIN .. I tri bedder, I can learn, just to wait for da puter & not be too quikee to postee agin …:~(
Dun worree… Wierd Pretzel (teh monstur taht noms on yur commints) lieks tu plai tricks awn us ebbery nao adn agen…
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Is otay, ai has lawts ob sawcks heer in mai drawers so yesh ob corse wii can be frends! Is yu gnu heer in Cheezland?
yesh .. i been a lurker (not a trollee, I nose lik dem) I posteed fiurst time yesdadee …
ooo well, welcum welcum welcum!!! Has yu has teh grand tour ob cheezland yet?
I no tink so … Cheezland is grand place, no must b a grand tour!
welcome Elsa_Mama iz happy to seez dat im not only new face here but iz alota fun to stopppy bein lurker to addie to conversation iznt it?
aifinkso
O otay den – cweenmj gibbs teh bestest tours – ai wheel ask hurr tu show yu rownd neckst thyme ai seas hurr… rite nao ai kneads tu sleep!
Lukz like I gotted heer just in tiyme!!!!
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Dis plais wii calling cheezland b deh most wundermous plais in deh
universe. Awl deh fudz haz no kalreez. Adn deh drinksez haz no alkeehawl. And ebbreewun singz and dansez beeyootimuslee. Adn u kin haz deh most eggsighting advenchurez!!!
Kum, wii will taking deh grand tour. Furst stop, deh Ty-Booteek. Mai, it b a glorious story. Wunst upon a tyme, dere wuz a wundermus Cheezpeep named Gibbocat. He hardlee eber vizitz us enneemoar and I missez him berry much. He b full uv deh win and awsumnessez. Adn wun day in Cheezland dhere wuz deh then-unherduv 6-way ty fur deh nawt-sekkund spot on deh LOL!!!! Adn instintlee, Gibbocat invented deh Ty-Booteek so awl uv deh peepz in deh 6-Way Ty kud habbing a luvlee kitteh ty tu kummenorating deh awspishuz event!!
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Eber sinse den, deh peepz in deh Tys can going dere tu gitting a prize. Gibbocat soon expandinged deh Tybooteek tu habbing enneefing and everything ur hart kud ever desire. And awl deh wundermus thingz dere b urz fur deh asking. U duzn’t hav tu habbing a ty tu godere. And noobeez b speshlee welkum tu gitting deh CHRG dere. And Gibbocat b stawking deh 1950z bavving capz fur deh splort prevenshun, tu.
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Letz go luk and seeing wut b dere tuday. it b wun uv mai favo-ritest plaisiz. Mai pal Gibbocat keepingz it well stocked wif deh most wundermus fingzez u can imajining. habn’t seeingd him in a wyle, but I ken tell hez ben heer, dere b fresh stawk.
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*Dey lukking rownd in wunder at teh
*awsumnesses uv deh Majikkle Ty Boo Teek.*
Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sum deeliteful kittee skarfzez.
*Handz WKM a lubberlee silk ty.*
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Ober here here bee Janitz favrit — deh bobbul hedded kittehz. And on dis shelf he b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz. Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. Heer b deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez.
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Dheze b deh kittee eerings, braceletz and nekklisses. And heer b sum kitteh wind chimez.
*runz her paw akross deh chimez and dey tinkul deelitefullee.*
oooooo. lukit deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez.
*pikz up wun and shakingz it. *
*Watchez deh snow falling on ebbereeting.*
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Member, ifn u duzn’t see wut u b wanting owt heer in the frunt uv deh Tybooteek, dere iz awlwayz deh bak ruum. Dats were I fownding deh UniKorn fer Janet.
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Gibbocat puttinged in a lounge, heer tu.
*Gitz chokklit martoonez*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!
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Now, bring ur drinkz and wii will seeing sum moar uv deh Cheezland. Let mii taking u down deh hill frum deh ty booteek. Wii passes deh Pi Stall, witch b habbing deh fresh piz. Sum peepz liking dem insted uv deh tyz sumdayz. Deh piz awlwayz b fresh and steemee gud.
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did u notiss wii b walking down JanetCanHas4Kittehs Booleevard? wunst wen Janet tookinged a baykayshun, wii awl missinged her so much, wii named awl deh streetz in Cheezland after her. Dere b JCH4K Avenue adn JCH4K Street, adn JCH4K Drive, adn JCH4K Terriss, adn JCH4K Rode, adn JCH4K Passij,, adn JCH4K Rown-Dee-Bowt.
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*Dey arriving in deh rown-dee-bowt adn pause.*
And heer, in deh middlol uv deh Rown-Dee-Bowt b deh JCHK Fowntin wif deh Stachoo uv ower deer Janet adn her 4 kittehz.
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*wii kuntinuez on.
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Now wii haz kum tu deh d’Beeker Labz. Phillipe d’Beeker b running deh labz. No wun noez eggzktlee wut goez on in dere. But Igor b himz no bull assistant. U just neber noez wut will happun wen Igor b arownd. Dis wing uv deh Labz b deh Mary0spokn Liberry. It b nameded fur ower bery own sweet Mary0 (sumtimez called Mais Oui or Mais Non depending on hur mood; adn seh awlso goez bai deh nom uv Sweetpea) hoo duz fabulus werk fur deh litterasee.
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*Adn now wii kumz tu deh Princess Mu Medow.
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Dis b deh berry most majikel plaid dehre b. But I can’t duing it justiss, so I will kwoting deh deer Janet’s deskripshun uv it.
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“Over by the Hed Splort Recovery Ward, there is an outdoor cafe where yoo can get awl kinds of refreshing beverajes, tastee treets and PARFAITS!
“It luks out awn the Princess Mu Meadow. Teh meadow is filled wif flowers and lots ov soft grassy spots. Teh sun is always shining (not too hot), the sky is deep bloo wif floofy whyte clouds, and gentle breezes ar wafting teh flower perfume ebreeware.
“An – the meadow is majik. It is here that we come with ar kittehs and other furree frenz that we now carry only in ar harts. We opens up ar harts – they jumps out – an we can frolic an play wif them to ar hart’s content. Wehn we ar all tyred out, they jumps bak in an yoo can go bak to the cafe, enjoy a treet wif yur frenz an bask in the memree ov the happy frolic.
“An, of course, you can come heer any time yoo wants to. Ai am verree offen heer.”
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*sigh* I just lubz deh way she deskribing it.
*handz owt tishuez.
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Now wii hopz on deh Monorail Cat adn ridez ober to deh niteclub, No Place In Partikular. Not tu wurry, it b safe fur deh minorz. In fakt, I fink it b run bai deh kewt liddlol No1inPartikular, hersef. She b bizzy wif skool now, sew wii don’t seeing her much…
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*Deh sowndz uv deh muzik flotez owt…
*ebbreewun heerz dere favrit songz!
*wii goez in fur a drink.
Martooneez awl arownd!!
*klinkee glasses
Cheez!!
Welcum Elsa_Mama.
Doan furgit to stawp bai the ty-booteek.
otay — I wuv booteeks — where dis wun be at?
Oh iz uh wunnermus place right here in cheezland. My discripshun culd naught dew it justice. Sew ai steal cweenmj’s
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Duz u noez deh legend uv deh Ty-Booteek? Mai, it b a glorious story.
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Wunst upon a tyme, dere wuz a wundermus Cheezpeep named Gibbocat. He hardlee eber vizitz us enneemoar and I missez him berry much. He b full uv deh win and awsumnessez. Adn wun day in Cheezland dhere wuz deh then-unherduv 6-way ty fur deh nawt-sekkund spot on deh LOL!!!! Adn instintlee, Gibbocat invented deh Ty-Booteek so awl uv deh peepz in deh 6-Way Ty kud habbing a luvlee kitteh ty tu kummenorating deh awspishuz event!!
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Eber sinse den, deh peepz in deh Tys can going dere tu gitting a prize. Gibbocat soon expandinged deh Tybooteek tu habbing enneefing and everything ur hart kud ever desire. And awl deh wundermus thingz dere b urz fur deh asking. U duzn’t hav tu habbing a ty tu go dere. And noobeez b speshlee welkum tu gitting deh CHRG dere. And Gibbocat b stawking deh 1950z bavving capz fur deh splort prevenshun, tu.
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Letz go luk and seeing wut b dere tuday. it b wun uv mai favo-ritest plaisiz. Mai pal Gibbocat keepingz it well stocked wif deh most wundermus fingzez u can imajining. habn’t seeingd him in a wyle, but I ken tell hez ben heer, dere b fresh stawk.
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*Dey lukking rownd in wunder at teh
*awsumnesses uv deh Majikkle Ty Boo Teek.*
Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sum deeliteful kittee skarfzez.
*Handz 2minionz a lubberlee silk ty.*
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Ober here here bee Janitz favrit — deh bobbul hedded kittehz. And on dis shelf he b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz. Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. Heer b deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez.
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Dheze b deh kittee eerings, braceletz and nekklisses. And heer b sum kitteh wind chimez.
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*runz her paw akross deh chimez and dey tinkul deelitefullee.*
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oooooo. lukit deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez.
*pikz up wun and shakingz it. *
*Watchez deh snow falling on ebbereeting.*
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Member, ifn u duzn’t see wut u b wanting owt heer in the frunt uv deh Tybooteek, dere iz awlwayz deh bak ruum. Dats were I fownding deh UniKorn fer Janet.
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Gibbocat puttinged in a lounge, heer tu.
*Gitz chokklit martoonez*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!
Oops – Elsa_Mama if yor readin’ down here, luk up.
Cweenmj herself iz here tew describin it tew yew in person.
Jinx!!! *whispurrz: Don’t tell enneewun, but sumtimez I copeez mine tu!!
Mai lips awr sealed.
*pleh* Tastes like fishy guts.
~hands cweenmj uh Coke~
*removes sealz frum NC66z lipz.
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Thankz fur deh Coke!!
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*feedz sealz sum fisheez.
~smilols~
Fanky yor majesty.
Here, yew can hab dat wun tew go wit yor coke.
Ummm…..aahhh….. ya… just wut I awlwayz wanted…. a seal..
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*wunderz wut deh huzbin will say wen I tellingz him wii haz a seal..
*snerk*
At leest i’m not a pregnant otter, like nightshayde wuz!!
*SNERK!!1!*
~wipes coke awf computer screen~
Yew have tew bii champion coconut
smasher nawt sekkund aifink. Nawt sure
how coconuts make bebbeh otters,
dey lef dat owt mai burd and beez talk,
butt ai pretty sure ai do nawt want.
Hello Elsa_Mama I’m Hugh, so nice to meet you! *shmoo*
Hey! Imposter!! You’re not Hugh, I’m Hugh!!!! Oh the confusion! Oh the crossed wires! Oh the huge….um…me!
Hello Elsa_Mama, nice to meet you!
manatees dont ware sawks!
Hao yuo knoe whut mannytees do in duh pryvicy of dere onw homez? Huh?
but but but they don’t has feet!!
Da haz flippees, cud put sox on der flippees. flippees, dey mite get coldee too, like feetees…
sox tend to slide off me so I like flipper slippers better!
‘Oh, the humanity!” actually has a very tragic origin. It is what one reporter at the scene of the scheduled Hindenburg landing said as he saw the airship explode. I guess as the years have gone by the expression has lost its original awfulness — the meaning, that is, not the phrase itself.
Gosh, that sounded trollish. I didn’t mean it to.
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Sorry… :blush:
is otay
adn aifinkso yu want tu rite oops in dere, nawt blush… 
oooh … dat happins to me alla tyme … I furgits de sekrit langwge of de moticons. Iz imbareassin
dats otay i just learned dat today adn i still dont no dem all
Oh hai agarwaendaedraug!!! Adn welkum!!
If u going tu mine blog, http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com u will finding on deh ritehand side bar a listing uv helperz adn stuffz. wun uv deh pagez b eh emotikonz….. Lotza stuff tu making ur tiyme in Cheezland moar funz…
deh emotikonz b on
http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/weirdpress-smilies/
tankew cweenmj yew are irreplasable waht would we do wht out yew
Cry alot aifinkso.
~’members cweenmj’s “break”~
~~~~shudders~~~~
Doan wanna fink ob uh cheezland
w/o cweenmj.
Wii b hitting deh rode tumorree. hedding tu New Braunfels, tx. Will not b online much…. adn deh motorhome needz tu going intu deh shop fur sum maintenanss. but i shud b bak tu nrml bai deh end uv deh week… I promiss not tu leeving fur gud.
yes eben in my coupla dayz here i seez how much we needz her here in cheezland, she helped me show my Wulf to yew guis
Wut rode dew tew yew?
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~covers ears~
LA LA LA LA LA
Doan wanna fink ’bout missing teh cween
LA LA LA LA LA
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Be shirley tew hab uh saif twip yor highness.
Wii b safe. It b awl deh uzzer guise hoo haz tu luk owt!!!
Just kidding….
Too troo.
Bii sure tew wear yor bubblol then.
wii b missin u when u go ur highness i hope we dont fall aprted wiht out yew
Wait. Ai fink ai readed dat rong.
~reads agin~
Oh, ai get it.
~facepaw~
iz ok we all iz a lilbit slow on teh uptake now n agin
Dear Cassidy, pweeze dunt feel awful. Is gud to remembur teh oridgin of teh saying. Ai being Jerman dint noes why peeps all ovah sudden started to implore teh hugh G. manatee – why nawt dolphins of fin whales or wotebber? So ai asked and menny cheezpeeps responded and told ab00t teh sad event dat led to dis phrase. We wil nawt furget teh tragedy dat occurred, but we will still use it to gibs us a laff and a warm feeling in teh heart.
Fankoo Upfi. Sumtiems I finks dat yung peeps may nawt noe sumfin frum befoar dere time, but I shood memember dat the Cheezpeeps are nawt only sum uv teh nicest peeps aroun, but sum uv teh smartest!
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So, i wont do dat agin.
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An fanks to yoo GP fur the rite emoticon!
Cassidy – I think yoo were entyrelee rite to tell teh troo storee!
An pleez do nawt think yoo shudn’t doo it again fur sumthing else.
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I purrsonally think it iz impawtent fur peeple to know teh reel storee, becuz it can’t bee funnee if yoo dont know waht iz being pair O deed.
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An sad tho teh reel event wuz, ar own deer Hugh G. Manatee iz VERREE funnee in ar own context!
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There ar menee things heer that ar stoopenduslee funnee – but teh refs
ar a tad obskewer – an sumtaimes peeeple dont eben know it IS a ref of ene kind.
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Ai noe SOOOO much moar nao than ai did wehn ai started – just becuz ov the refs!!
Wun ov teh things taht maeks being heer so. . .addiktive!!
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An the frenz, ov corse. An awl teh peeple hoo . . .well. . .we ar just so alake. Ai awlwaiz think we were born to be frenz – an throo teh wondrous majik ov the innteroobs, we were abul to find wun anuther in a rather beeg whirrrd.
Dat’s ware awl de lef fut onez go! And I bin blaymin de dryur! (Or de hubster)
teh sox is meh sox noa
Nd nao we must sae sowwee to ower warshing masheens nd draiers – tehy haz bin fawlslee akused.
Ohai kimkiwi!!! Hao yu is?
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Sry yu cud nawt maek teh Grand Opening… ai sordid yu playing sawngs fur ebberywon affer teh tour tho – fankies!
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Nao, wii is gonna has tu hab “Cheezland Safareh Park – Part Deux” so wii can shuw teh cheezfrends teh remayning zibits – whut thyme is bestest fur yu???
Ohai GP, yis ai hadded teh sads fore taht. Butt
ebberywun woz sooo naice abboudid.
Enny tiem on teh Caturday or Day-Aftur Caturday bees gud fore me. Jist not fiev in teh mornink (5pm TTI tiem). Mid-mornink bee gud.
Ai is orlso tihnking taht wunce teh CSP-PD sillybrayshuns is ober, ai wud liek to orgaminise teh Cheezpeeps Werls Tuher, bisiting lotz of teh kuntrees of teh Werld (liek Purru, fer egg samil). Yew tihnk be gud ideyaur?
Oh, nd ai is gud. Hao is yew?
Umm… Purru…? Umm… Err… aifinkso ai is bizee taht dai… wenebber eet is!
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* scampersawaiwibakwikness *
*narrows eyes at GP*
Ai didint sae yew was inbited, was jist arsking iffin yew tihnked it woz gud ideyaur. Hmmph.
*Goes nd fynds resipee buk “1001 wais to cuk cuy”*
*climez on bak of byrd taht flies wib moar kwikness tahn GP skampurs*
*gets lasso reddy*
Bwwwwwaahhhh haha haha haha haha haha.
O TEH HYOOGE MANATEE!!!Elebenty!!!
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Hu wheel sabe poor littlol GP frum teh cukking pot???
Ai duzzint want to cuks yew, ai jist wants to plae wib yew! Sheesh, wot soart of cheezpeep yew tihnk ai iz?
Nd we kin orlso goes to Catablanca, Purrsia, Purrmingham, Catcutta, Catmandu, Catalonia…
ooohhh … jest pwayin’ wit a lasso??? hmmm
weel, gud ting missy Elsa onlee knocked the birdee down..
U Otay kimkiwi? I sure U landed on u feeties too…
Mii Elsa weel sabe u … she wuz teh bestest birdee catcher.
*climbs uppee da biggest twee by GP..*
*Jumpees reely high wit pontee ends out*
*and gwabs the kwikee birdee*
*Falls to gwound (lands on her feets ub curse)*
*shreds up de lasso*
*run GP run*
Oooff. Ouchie. Pluh pluh pluh (taht me spittink teh dust owt of mai mouf).
Who dided taht? *luks arownd fore teh liekly suspecks*
U Otay? dinnint no u wuz playin’ I heered GP screemin’ an saw de lasso hangin down. I sented Missy Elsa to save GP frum wut lookeded lik certainty def!
Yis ai iz otay. Welkum to Cheezland, is phun plais, apart frum wehn peepil runs awae frum yew cos teh tihnk yew wantz to eetid tehm.
*whispuurs to Elsa_Mama* ai did eetid cuy wehn ai woz in Purru. Butt
ai noes eetid teh rodints noe mores
I soree Missy Elsa knocked ur birdee (& U) downd onta da ground. Good ting u iz tuff! Iz da birdee otay 2?
GP… GP.. GP ..??? U otay? KimKiwi no wans 2 eatee U.. cum bak en pway?
Wee is fien, thx Elsa_Mama.
Yew kin cum bak GP, iz orl jist twajik ms undur standink. Yew noes ai lubs yew nd wud nebber noms yew.
Oh Hai, Elsa_Mama!!!
GP b libbing in TTI, witch b deh Teeny Tiny Ingurlund (England). It b neerly midnight dere adn I finkso, him haz goneded tu bed…. Deh pore liddlol pinny gig done wornd himsef owt wif deh safari Park yesterday.
*curtsees naicely* ohai mai cween
Iz yew innerestid in teh Werld Tooer ai iz tihnking baot orgaminisink? Ai mae be abil to do speshul deel wib Bunway Airliens.
Nd hao is yew?
i finkso a whirrld tour b an egg salad idea!! Wii kud going tu awl deh plaices deh cheezpeepz b libbing. Bunway Airlinez shud b perfektlee sooted fur deh job…
Ai is jist waitink to heer frum Bunway Airlienz iffin tehy wil lettis taek ower kittehs on teh plaen. Buddy wil wont to hied in teh ober hed lockurs butt
ovver kittehs mae wontz to plae wib eech ovver.
I wud think dat if wii b chartering deh playnz wii shud b ablol tu making owr own rulez….. it not b like a regglarlee skeduled flite….
Taht is twoo. Am goink to pwactise teh air hostess fings nao.
*puts arms stwait owt in fwunt, with handies at right angils* Mergensee egg sits are lokaytid heer nd heer.
Woz taht otay?
Don’t fergit tu smilol!! Eben tho dey saying a hunnerd timez a day, dey awlwayz smilol…. I dunno how, i’d b bored tu deth saying deh same fing ober and over..
Nd ai haf to pwactis puting on a har finch of orinj maekup. Welkum abbored
Welkum abbored 
Welkum abbored 
and jist fore a chanj Hai dere, welkum abbored 
Can wi awl get Cheezland passports? Aifinkso dis wud be eggsellant idea. And wud getz us awl thru cuztumz wiv so much more or a kwikness.
Oyesh, gud ideyer Q. We haz to git teh passport pikturs taht maek us orl luk liek peepil hoo shud nebber be uhloud in enny kuntrie tho.
I’m goin hoam nao.
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Bye….
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**rhsb puts awn swetshirt an jacket, piks up hur stuff an sadlee walks to car**
Ohai rhsb, yew be saef nao. Nd donut forgettid wot hapnink tewdae!!!
adn keeps warm! {{{rhsb}}}
dis wuz afturr kitteh fawldeded awff teh bed?
Duu u tink teh kitteh stole meh mousey too?
I hasn’t seen it in daiz!
I tink dis kitteh has stoled my ..
Applees
Bandanaaaas
cray fishees
& my DINNER
E…
Ebbryting kitteh wants
Fishees, stix and fillays
Gusheefuds
H…
Hoopla hoops
Icee cubees
Juicee boxees
K…
Kushy Kushions
Lemonade powder for teh T
Monkeyz in teh Barrel
N…
Noms uf toona oar chikkun
OOOOHHHhh a sparklee
Pritty blankee
Q…
Q-tippies
Rolls Royce(whered he learn to drive prompting
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/18/nice-bwinker-jurkface/
)
Steves sox too
T…
Queezee pills
rustee nails
soupy soups
T..
Teh larst chanse fore a gud nait’s sleepie
Unnerwears
Vayg semblins of sanitee
Woolin fings
Xtra speshul partee dwess
YNGs
Zebra slippurs
Kitteh nawt steels. If kitteh wants, it b’longs tu kitteh. Iz Rule uf naychur.
but teh kitties iz littler tahn us and if tiznt stealing whyz tehy hiding?
too twoo .. mii Elsa kitteh always tooked what shee wanted, when shee wanteded eet. eberbody who comed to our house say “Watchee out 4 dat litta kteeh — she attak cat!
I waz right now hows steling the shoes
teh shoes steeling goose,
so I was tolded by teh moose!
Who let him loose?
Get the noose.
*cough* I canz’t I haz teh fluz
mebbe awl ob dis iz an eelaborayet roose?
duzzn’t maturr annewae, sinse ai has teh ‘achoos’….
*sneezeseses**snif* ai can has tishoo plz?
no noose! OOchhee …
just get heem a moose
i always loose my shoes like all the time
That’s where they go!
So thass wear mah sox iz goin!
Shud hav knone rly, Stig luks wai tu smug.
dis iz y iz wearz myz sox to bedz!!!!!!!!!1
besidey no kittyz would dare triez to stelz my sox….
if tehy could find me in teh shadows sat iz deyd be too scarred of my bloodstains …
I steewls UR socks adn sumtiems I eben waitz til UR not inz dem.
& sumtimes I not wait & den maybee I steel yer feetee too…
Oh nooo, not the feetee, I jus kitten u
oi haz daa job as drier cat. oi steelz ur sox frum teh drier adn hidez them unner the bed. 4 elebenty cheezburgers oi will gib u a matched pear…..
waht if iz no haz elebenty cheezburgers? will u take elebenty hawt goggies? riht xtra catchup! ?
or maybe twelvity to cover extra costs…
elebenty hawt googies zounds OK. xtra catchup necezzary, ifinkso. One cleen soc, one smeely soc nawt so gud. bess boat cleen. muss coordenate washing/drying.
ai has a riddle 4 you (ur name reminded me ob it)
As i was going to Saint Ives
i met a man with 7 wives
each wife had seven sacks
each sack had seven cats
each cat had seven kittens
kittens cats sacks and wives
how many were going to Saint Ives?
oh oh oh Die Hard Ref FTW!!!
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Ai nawt gib teh anser awai tho!
hey GP could u plz telz mez howz to doz the debil icon?
fangew annipuss
oi fink oi waz teh onle one gong 2 St. Ives. Cud hav ben more, tho, oi
has multiply pearsonalities. has gud conservations wiff myself…..
yew iz correct GP what iz GTSIs prizey
a mached pair of kleen sox, what els??? pluss a cheezburger wiff let
us, tomater adn mayo aize.
okayz iz dat cheezburger rare, medum rare, medum, or weel dun?
will be meduum rare, runnin red, juss lik moi stake. wif a glas
ov read whine an a potatoe (per Jan Kerry) an a floofy tabby kitteh
ressing on mi lap. an a gud merder mistery propped on teh tabbel.
hands GTSI twelvity meduum rare, runnin red, juss lik moi stake. wif a glas
ov read whine an a potatoe (per Jan Kerry) an a floofy tabby kitteh
ressing on his lap. an a gud merder mistery propped on teh tabbel.
one for teh prize and elebenty for my sox!!!!!!!11!
“Rare. She wants it rare, huh? I’ll make it so rare that a good veteranarian can have it up on its feet in 15 minutes, huh?”
Sawree…dat wuz kwoat frum Smokey and the Bandit III….
Dose(awl fwree) mooveez are liek…teh bestestest ebbar!
Draco….. oi has guilt for eeting anyfink with eyes that look
back at me. Cud live on veggies teh ress of my life.
Eben taters?
always tators….. enny veggy is ok.
sawree furr dat kwoat den…….
*slinks awff*
oh, adn bai teh wai, ai’s gonna bii eetin dinnerz nao…..
*goes awff tew nomnomnom*
Butt…butt, taters hab eyes, doan dey?
Yup, and the walls hab eers.
Dat reminds me.
Wut dew pirates charge for corn?
I didn’t noe dat u gotted korn frum pi ratz, i thot u got pi frum dem.
Oh noe yew don’t.
Yer nawt luring meh intu anudder fight.
~flicks teeny weeny bit of whippy cream~
An eer-ring?
MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
I lubz deh whippee creem.
Sumdays iz own lee in telly jent conbersashuns Ai can haz
Ermm.. tevin timesee tevin timesee tevin timesee tevin eqwals …
ummm tevintytevinty zillions!! yep dats eet… tevintytevinty zillions iz goin to St. Ives!!!
tevinty tevinty zillions!! Dats how manies iz goin to St. Ives!
rode not crowd going one wey. elebenty elebenty goin n otter durection.
hay! /Dat’s/ wai dere iz awlwaes a sokk missink!
Fastidious kitteh can’t stand it wen yew leeb yor footwear awn the floor.
Apparently fastidious kitteh is shy ’bout his captiousness too.
You can haz my sox, they’z nasty
And here I’ve been blaming the dryer!!
ringringringringringringringring bananafone~~~
am ai teh onlee wun whoo can heer teh fone ringin?!
*piks up bannananana fone bery cairfulee* Hewwo?
Sox… teh finall fronteer!
Misguided Fetish Kitteh
wants to have sox
Is dat ware all mah sox be goin? Ai fought de dryin masheen eated dem
I alwais gnu dere wuz too a skaree sok-nomming monster unner teh bed. An itz poison tew!
LOL~~~~ i have a itten and it is just like that i think it’s a cat thing
i just think that it’s so funny that cats are so much alike all the time
I LOVE CATS!!!!!!!!!!!
‘Finally!’ sez Captane Kremsikkle the uber kitteh, the final ingreediunt, now I has muh moosix, muh nip, and this sox. I can Sox, Drugs, and Rock an roll! (ub korse Iz hoping dis is a safe sox)
Nao if I can jus find mah sneekers…
This has the hallmarks of the classic lol. Simple, effective. Well played.
No wai! Dats ware dey go!
I liek dis won.
mine do this all time wen he was baby
stole mi beani babies an udder soft thingies too
hids them under da old TV
he no fits dar now
is fat
so THATS where me sox go!
Finaly! Dats were dey went…wait ai no has cat I has bunneh…damm…
LOLZ I’m reminded of that scene in the sixth Sense when the little dead-of-poisoning girl slips the kid the video of proof.