“One of the
“One of the oldest human needs is having someone to wonder where you are when you don’t come home at night. ” Margaret Mead
dont git home 2 late cuz den bad fings may happen.
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And yellol when ur laet!
u iz elebenty minutes late yung man. u iz grounded!
Aw mom. iz nawt mii fault. Teh goggie chased me up teh tree. ai swarez!
Kitteh up inna tree be happitail tew be *grounded* aifinkso!
yes he would eben if teh nasty firemenz sprayeds him to getz him owt
Gud fyremins spray kittehs wib chokklit martoonies.
congrabshulations cattails on teh nawt sekund what does yew wantz?
Chocolate Martooni?
Fudge pi
akey and itz urz
choklat martooni duz sound gud wif sum fudge pi. U sure there’s no calories here, rite?
correct comin rite up
*fixes teh fudgey pi and chocolate martoonis*
*hands extra large slice to cattails*
*hands large galss of martooni to cattails*
here yew go
*grabby paws* and wraps floofy paws around teh drink. Purrs and hed bonks to u. Thx!
hed bonks? u ok?
iz kitteh thank yews, aifinkso! Leastwise mi kittehz hed bonk mii.
oh ok den thanks for teh term update (iz really neew to tihs and dont kave kitteh to teach meh and not alowd to get one etherz
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Oh, ai iz sew sry fur u. Well, der r meny kettehs here to snorggle and hed bonk wif. Cattails giv u big hug {{{{agarwaendaedraug}}}}
Hm, need sum long arms to hugs u, mi new cheezfrend.
*hugs back*
fangew cattails
iz dat a fat joke? *in mock offendedness*
U haz teh vry long naem, mi frend. Nawt fat, just floofy…liek mi.
oh okayz dats nice i like being floofy
Wen i hadz to go see mi Nico at teh vet’s, he were in vewy bad shape aster gittin chewed up wif a crape myrtle tree, had only tew gud legses under him & wuz on ivys an all dat stuf. Wen I opend hiz cell door, he cralld out in2 mi armses and PURRRRRRed and *hed bonkd* me gud!!! The vet asst. wuz teery-I’d and sed, “He LOVES you!” an ai sed, (trew mi own teers), “I wuvs him tew!!!” 2 weeks later, he wuz bak on oll 4s and runnin the haous. I wish yews cooda seen teh look on hiz vet’s fayce wen I took him bak 4 hiz last re-check. (We callz him “Nico teh Meericle Kat” now.)
(Diss wuz sposta go ups wit teh commints on hed bonkin, BTW.) (Juss so yews no, I wuzn’t tryin to be so random.) *winks*
Aw, wut a sweet story, mrs._z. Yep, kittehs’ purrs and
hed bonks speak love bettr than elebenty hunnert werds.
Glad ur kitteh recovered. Used up a cuppla hiz 9 lives that time, huh? {{{Nico}}}
At least a cuppla! Firs i coodnt find him, and almost decided he’d turn up inna mornin, but I jess had a sick feelin ’bout it, so i tossed Mewsers outside an said, “Go find Nico!” An I had walkt past that tree 2 or 3 times w/o seeing him (he’s a basement cat an it twas dark out), until i realized that Mewswers wuz bird-doggin on sumpin, an it turnd out to be Nico, hangin upside down wedged tween 2 crape myrtle trunks an almost lifeless. Poor baby. His vet gave me no hope for him, an it gives me teh shivers thinkin how strongly she was thinkin we wud haf to euthanize him. When I brot him home a week later (on Halloween), he coodn’t walk; I set him on teh kitchn floor an he wuz awl splayed out. “No quality of life,” dey sed. But heer he is, an he runs an jumps and tippy toes down teh edge o teh bathtub like no big deal. Hims vet wuz dumfounded! (I have hiz pkture on my profile page but I dassn’t kno how to link it.) He iz curled up in mi lef arm rite now, so I’m havin to type 1-handed. *smile*
I went lookin and cudn’t find a profile for u, mrs._z.
Do u hav a diffrunt profile name? Tell me ur profile name or jus clik on my blu name and frend me. I’d luv ta see ur kitteh. cweenmj has gud instrucshuns fer maekin ur name blu when u post.
I tink i seed teh problem. My profile name doesn’t hav teh dot after “Mrs.” It’s mrs_z I dunno where teh dot came from.
O hai I haz a profyl tew n joined up wif Wurd-Prs dis wknd but
itz nawt connektin. Mrs. Z, appreshiatid yr cat storee. Dids
teh crepe murtil hurt or provyd sheltur to yr beebeh? (Dey
is such luvley trees, if tiny. (Dr. Tiny Tree?))
Big Yay fur survyvl ov yr Nino!
deffinittly hurted him. Hims a great big kitteh and i tink he wuz climbin it an sumhow slipt & got wejed tween teh tew trunks. He was pinned around his hip bonz and had worn all hiz pointy ends completely off tryin to free himself, possilby fer az long az 4 hours, judging by how long I wuz gon from home. I cried fer daze at teh very thot! Now I DO NOT leev teh haous widdout he is INSIDE!! (Oh an I payed a naybor wif a chainsaw to remove one o doze tew trunks so it woodent happin again.)(there R sevral mor trunks, jess not dat close togedder.)
conga rats on ur nawt sekund, cattails! shall we sing foar u?
ohai! tanks! ai waz wonderin whar everyone waz… ai wud liek a nice cup o tea.
Early Gray?
kitteh’z perig…parog…uh…OK tew change mi mind? Like teh choklat martooni, plz!
purrfectly finez
WHOOOZ GOTZ TEH BESTEZ RESCIPIE FUR TEH CHOKLIT
MARTOONIE?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Early Grey nawt sew good akshually. I purfurr PG Tips, Tetley or Yorkshire Gold. But, then, I;m nawt nawt sekkond. Oh well, happy unbirfday tu eberywun!
iz nawt ur birfday, jd? Wut a coinkydink! iz nawt mi birfday eever.
Well!1 WHAT a coinkedink!! It’z not mine neither! LOL!!
But jd – ai just LUVS teh Early Grey! PG Tips ar gud, but ai uze them moastlee fur maeking Chai. It’z waht mai frenz frum India uze heer.
WHAt a coikedink iz nut minez eeberz
Early Gray wiht teh right amount of sugar
just thinking about it makes me want a cup full
Aye rekkomend “Tao of Tea”. Teh Chai is teh awesome! Tehy makes mani differint tipes ob teh tea, awl gud!
Soo good 2 B missd by my frens
Broughtz a little tear to my eye. Time to go thank the doggie for being so happy whenever I come in the house.
Yer ai feal da saim wai. <33333 mai dawg nd kitty lol.
you gettin in the knees, I take’ em in the anklols
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we split the gushifuds that spill.
win an awsum Shd
Wair u ben? huh? wut did u bring mii??
ohai yewr highness i jus noticed dat yewr pikshur has an m an j in it but looks like a cronwy (sortof aifinkso)
Yes, dat mai nishulz mj wif deh crown fur deh cweenleenesses.
u kin seeing deh bigger view at mai profile
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-cweenmj/
if Dr.Tinycat not b werkin on deh serverz.
wii aer WAYTING!
why dont u learn from oiur previous ownerz mistakez dis iz why he iz sicks paws under deh grownd
U had bettah had bringed us ur bestest gushi fuds,
affer stayin owt awl nite, yung man.
Iz nawt too late to chew one shoo, and poops in teh otter.
N wakes yoo up at 3 am to plai!
We waz wurried sik bout u.
Habs u eber herd ov a fone?
We wuz hungreh and thirstee and little bit scared
awwww…
that is sew troo… such a sweet thot..
SPLORT
shux. wuz not xpecting that.
*holds $100 towl to hed*
Wow!! wair did dat splort kum frum??
i willhelpifying u, leeaza!!
*runz, runz, runz tu git deh CCC.
*drag, drag, drag deh CCC bak.
*rummij, rummij, rummij
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I sweeping up ur braynez intu a nice liddlol piyle.
Wut shud I washing dem wif??
O luk! i fownded sum leftober peenya koladdaz.
rinsy rinsy in deh drinkeez!!
Now I tuk dem gently bak intu ur hed.
Adn dukk tayping deh brayium bonez bak in plais.
Lesseee, wut kinda CHRG tu putting on??
Oh, uv korse, deh skwirrlee CHRG!!!
*tug, tug, tug, it on.
*SNAP!!!
ooopz sry bowt dat!
Ok u b awl bedder now, u just laying heer awl tukked up in dis blankee and sip ur koko. U b fine in a bit……
Leeza! R yoo alrite?
SPEEK TO US!!!
ohai DK!!
I don feel so gud.. somethin smells liek coconutts.. it’s makin me teh kweasee…
Uh-ohs.
Heer, tillt ur hed to teh side, and ai’ll poor sum sparkling wadders in ur eer.
um…. r u shure that will werk?
I has so much flooid in there alreddy…
oh wells, cant hurt!
*tilts hed*
*poors sparkling wadder into Leeza’s eer*
Otay, gibs ur hed a phew shaeks, tehn tilt ur hed to teh otter side. Dat shud do it!
*shakes shakes shakes*
*tilts hed agin*
*gets dizzy and falls ober*
Rut-roh.
*halps Leeza up, leeds her to teh Splort Recubbery Lounj, tuks her inna chare wif a floofy bloo Cheezpeepz map blankee, hands her a glass of Glenfiddik*
Yoo rest naow.
Pore Leeza!! I had no idea deh peenya koladaz wud affect u dat wai…. I b sew sorry…. How kin I making it up tu u???
*ponderz*
Oh, I noez.
*handz Leeza a pees uv pi.
Heer, eet dis, it b bownd tu making u feel bedder.
Um, cween, dat’s COCOMONUTTT creem pi!!
Leeza!!! R u ok???
Tawk tu us darling!!!
*crikkits*
Did I killt her???
Maybe teh skawtch nokked her owt? It was kwite a LARJ glass.
*bringz in bagpipe playerz tu playing a dirge
* fur deh pore ded skwirrl.
*Pipez play sadly adn deh tune karreez
*over deh hillz adn floatz on deh wind.
* Awl hoo heering it fawl tu dere neez
*weeping fur deh pore ded skwirrl.
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Leeza!!! I so sry u b ded!! I dint meening tu
killifying u!!!! I wuz trying tu helpifying u!!!
Dirge Fur A Pore Ded Skwirrl
Alas pore Leeza
Wii noo hur well
Hur tayle wuz bushy
Adn she wuz swell.
We’ll miss her creem
At teh pi stawl
We’ll miss her nooculr skwrrls
Wun adn awl.
Alas pore Leeza
Wii noo hur well
Creem pi wuz hur downfall
Adn heer’s where seh fell.
Well sed, 4.5K, well sed!!!
*nods in agrreementz*
Wii shall miss deh skwirrlee leeza.
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Purhappz u kin organize a wake fur hur tomorrow?
*snifful* Gud idea, mai cween.
Adn noaw ai must bid yoo a teeree gud nite.
Schmooo!
*Hands 4.5K a tishoo
I goez tu bed now.
*weeping softly into pillow*
*DK is naow in hur bed, alos weeping softlee into hurs pilolow*
Wai, CC, WAAAAAIIIIIII??????????
Ai will prai to CC dat sheez jus inna deeeep sleepz an will wakey in da mor ning feelin all bettererer.
*opens one i*
I had such a stranj dreem…
YAWN
*rolls ober and goes bak to sleeps*
ohai LB, ai thot ob yew wen ai maded dis lolpik
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3290614
Sheez otay!!
skipskipcaperpranseslipfawlgoboom!eep!
Duz sumwun beh tellin CweenMJ and 4.5K?? Wud beh da weerd tew beh ghabbin a waek wen dah persun wii beh habben eet fur nawt deded.
praze CC!!!1!!!!
Cween, ai hope yu hasn’t leff yet, cuz ai wants to say, “Has a wunnerful trip!” We will miss yu!
I still heer…. watchin NCIS….. Will b a short trip tu New Braunfels. Bowt 4 owerz. wii staying dere at leest a week.
Ohai! Ai thot yoo were gone too!!
But if yoo ar driving awnlee foar ours, teh wai will yoo bee goan fur moast of teh week?
Oh deer! Ai must go to bed nao. Ai got verree littlol sleep laszt nite – an ai am fawling asleep rite heer in mai chayre.
;
An yoo can’t see it, but ai’m typing VERREE slooooleee. . . .
slooooleee. . . . zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
wii will haz deh howse in deh shop gitting werkz dun on it. nuffin majer, just will limiting mai time on line tu a cupla owerz a day prolly….
Ohhhh New Braufels! Teh bestest German BBQ in teh whirld iz der ifinkso!
Maybee she cud uze a littlol Scotch??? Ai noe MaryO’ borked moast ov teh bottlols, but purrhaps there iz wun left???
Der is awlolwais more of everthing in cheeseland!
*shows Janet huge storerume full ov eberything*
Dis infrakkshun willz
nawtz beez redeemdz wiffowtz lawtz
Nommee Cheezburgrz!!!
Prittee Wun beez inz
deep Shoo~Shoo! Coodz habz lefftz
messijj awn masheen!
Kittehz lykez dayr Nomz
awn tyme. Dayz getz ‘annkkshuss’ wenz
Kittehz lefft wayteeng!
Jack.
“Coodz habz lefftz messijj awn masheen!” – FTW, Jack!
Jak, u b a trezhur!!!
Waiting for Godot?
waz godot?
ooo …. dots?……
iz litter airy ref. sum ub deze peepulz ar berry air yew dite.
Adn sum uv demz reedz a lot, tu!
“Waiting for Godot” is a plai bai Samuel Beckett, ai finx… da hole point ub da play is dat dey is wayting endlesslee… Godot neber shoes up.
Now that’s so true! The picture of the goggie and moggie waiting for thier human to come home tugs at the heart strings. Of course the reality is most likely they both are ticked off ‘cos they ran out of snacks again and the human is late getting back from the store!
awww! cutesynezz!!
As is usually the case…it is the hoomin that ranks last in terms of punctuality and manners…..
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ai’ve had enuff uv this, 5 moar minits an wez cawlin teh poleece
ringringringringringringringring bananafone~~~
Hewwo?
Hewwo?
Hello, thank you for calling bananafone. Your call is important to bananafone, please continue to hold.
Hew-wooooo?
*lissens tew interminabiblol mew-zak*
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*wunders whai she beh lissenen tew mew-zak anna bananan*
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Hew-woh? Aneebuddee dere?
Your call is important to bananafone, please continue to hold.
*sy*
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*puts phone on speekerbananafone*
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*goes tew taek baf. Ponders: Duz nawt remember ebber cawling bananafone.
Thank you for holding, how may I help you?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Oh well, I suppose they’ll call back.
*Heers buzy signal frum banana. Hangs up. Goes tew sleep.*
*haz lawng since fallen to sleeep, small puddle uv drool in lap*
*snort* huh? wat? hewwo? hewwooo?? *gives up an goez bak tew sleep*
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Tew troo! *leekee iz, wobblee chin*
Kitteh saiz to goggie: okay, yoo chase teh skwirrlol up teh tree, den I klime teh tree adn nom it.
i kn shur get bhind dis sendiment.
Nao im rin tew get branew abater 2 show up. dis iz test #2 so baer wif me:
Heer goesz!
O noes iz still gettin littl quiltin square. Gots tew go bk tew Gravvatar n ask kweshtunz.
Lets see. Uzin dis site tew confirm mai Wurdshpretz connexion at th mome,
will I still get quiltin L7? (dat meant “square” in Jr. High) 3…2..1…
Sigh, gravatar stil not showin up. Bai. Oh, n halp fr enywun who kin givme
advices. Kthx.
There really are few things better when coming home from 12 hours at work than to find loving kittehs waiting for you at the front door.
And no, I didn’t forget to feed them before I left.
Yesh! Ai usually heer a squeak while aim turnin teh key in teh lock an den mai Tammy falls down on teh floor, askin fur teh belly-rubs. Wut a naice welkum home!
Kittehs do indeed giv sum ov teh best welkums EBER!! Barney iz awlwaiz at the door! He must heer mee drive in.
ai whishez….. I haz beeg goldi retreivher goggie whoz lubz ta sleepz acrost da doorwai…. I cumz hom furst fing I haz to due iz puuusssh googie n door openz, den da mi-mi kitteh kumz outa da bedroomz awl sleepi lik “ohi! u hear? i’z hongri again….”
naow ifnz spoose openz da door beeg googi getz up n duz da happi, happi, waggi tail dans – flop onda belli fur a rub….. kitteh duz da shaki tail ohi!
sihz….. n Iz da wun whooz fedz dem!
momcat
{{{momcat}}} dere! naow u gits sum hugz frum mai Tammy!!!
Good morning and well wishes to all of you on these fine lolboards. I am scientific cat, and after very carefully analyzing this picture and its references, I have found it to be 100% adorable.
That is all, I am going to go clog the heating vents naow.
my momma made this one! lol
i think all of the pics are REALLY CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
To tell you the truth, i cant say which is my favorite, because they are all SO GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
Thank you all who have put these cute/great/awsome pictures/videos!