I broke ur dog… Dis shood covr it.
hao much u gonna pay me 4 teh borked dishes nd vases?
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Silly kitteh is bettin on teh Cardinlols in Teh Sooper Bole todai, aifinkso…
ai help brakn da googie
If kitteh borked dawg, YU shud payz KITTEH, nawt teh othur waii araownd.
go tealerz i haz 4,000 cheezburgerz on dem srsly
soon i be rich kitteh
Gonga rashuelacesshun on solo nawt-secund!
would ew liek som apple cupcaeks and some tea?
Fanks nennepus, but I is gonna go make sum brekfust fer me an Mrs. Maus. I is making eggs an bacon an baglols and blood oranges aifinkso…
Blood orange juice??
Nope: sliced blood oranges. Yum!
Today yoo ar laik teh Spanish Inkwisishun!!
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An yoo ar having mai verree moast favrit orinj ov awl!
wut, u mean liek, unexpeckted?
Ohai Leeza.
U can haz mai eerwurm.
Whenever I chance to meet
some old friends on the street
They wonder how does a man get to be this way
I’ve always got a smiling face
Anytime and any place
And everytime they ask me why
I just smile and say
You’ve got to
Kiss an angel good morning
and let you know you think about her when you’re gone
Kiss an angel good morning
and love her like the devil when you get back home
sowry, no eerwurm, I don’t know that song.
but it has teh sweet lyricks!
*swoon*
Iz Charley Pride. U nawt catch menee cow bois if U nawt lurns teh moosiks dey liek.
oh guess u din’t see… I desieded I wanted to catch William Wallace insted. we cud use teh skotch for bate?
Yes!! Unexpected!
An – William Wallace???
*swoon*
But… but… teh William Wallace doesn’t ware teh unnerwares!
Or is that teh attraction?
one of em….
but don’t forgets teh acksent…
He doesn’t ware a acksent neither?
Does he has a brother?
oh yesh he wares an acksent.. a verra heavy one….. and alsew a kilt!
*swoon*
if we cud has the football players waring kilts, I’d ackshully want to a watch teh games!!
dunno abowt teh brother tho.
but I’m shure he has a frend.
*swoon*
Talkin bowt Merican football.
We has ‘teh’ big game today… u has heard of teh Sooper Bole? Itz practically a nashunal holiday.
Oh! Yoo ar GUD Africat! Ai can reelee heer it! An YOOO mite say “Ewww” – but ai’ll bet . . .well . . .maybe nawt fur long. Ai wuz gonna say. . .we’d bee glood to teh TVs – but. . .ai think . . .maybe nawt.
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Ai. . .purrrrhaps TMI heer . . .but yoo know – teh saunas in jermanee are usuallee “mixed.” An awltho ai, being a modest creechur, wore a towel, hardlee enewun else did – an – . . .well – in teh just plain daylight wawking around. . .nawt kwite teh sayme az in . . .oh,nebbermind.
we can has test that theory??
hmm – almust whisshees itwas moarnin agin – butt (hihi) I’ll steeck to afturnoun tea…
Hab a berry nice brekkfust wif missus Maus!
But waiT!!! We cud celbrayte Maus’s LOAN Furvest frum Last with a BRUNCH!!
Sumday brunches ar teh best – an sumething fur ebreewun.
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OK!! We’ll start wif maus’s Jooce an beagles an eggz an bake awn! He awlwaiz haz lots!! An laiks to share (rite Maus??) cuz hee’s such a gud kook!
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An ai will bring sum fresh Cawfee (Hochland Indio frum Stuttgart – ai just ground teh beens! Wif sum *ahem* Milka chocolate fur shaving into teh festive cawfee.
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An ai’ll bet SJ wud bring sum ov hur “Old Famblee Sekret Recipe” soop! Tastyee AND nutrishus!!
Oh – nennepus! Sorree! ai see yoo’ve awlreddi browt sum nice applol
cupkaek s an tee!
*flap flap flap*
*spreds out teh prittee tablol cloths in teh Provence bloos an yellos frum Paris*
*brings teh prittee dishus an cups an serviettes (so teh TTI people dont fawl ober laffing) an spoons an forks an nifes!
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We’ll can just put ebreething heer – an peeple can just halp themselves!
Ai can maek teh wafflols adn teh pancaeks. wif teh sordid syrups and frooty tawpings.
*drooooolll*
We needz creemy cheez and lox for teh baglols, of course. And lots of newspapers to read! I’ll bring the NYTimes, k?
Sounds laik we’re going to has a purrrrrrfekt Sumday morning/afternoon!
Yum!!! Ai wud laik tu contreeboot sum wholeweet blueberree moofins, fwesh an steemin frum teh oven, wiv fwesh farm buttah an a beeeg pawt ov fwesh, pipin hawt Rooibos tea! Enjoi!!!
rooibos… yummi!
hab u tried de ones frum celestial seasonings? de lion one be yummi – rooibos and banilla
Wow, ai jus bisited teh celestial seasonings website!!! dey hav teh nommiest teas an flavoree fings, hoo noo?
Ai is frum Souf Afrika which is wy ai know aboot rooibos.
Izzat its reel nayme? Rooibos?? Ai thot ai noo a lot about tee – but ai dontknow that wun!
it is – is meening red bush in afrikaans… iz from a red bushies in southern africa (SA, Botswana a.s.o).
Is berry distinkt – but berry delisimus! speshully wif flabors!
Yep. am sew!! teh ruibos t am awl teh wai frum daon teh rowd – coz tahts wer mai neybur has him teh sowf aphreecun shawp dat sellz awl sawtz ov stuff frum hiz hoam. eye went 2 luk in teh cubbord an tehr wuz nawn left. sew eye gess eyel b trollin daon 2 restawk. as luk wud hav it – eet happenz 2 b awpysit teh chyknee noodul shawp. sew eye crax 2 eggz wif wun spune oar cachiz 2 miez in wun trap oar duz 2 ov sumtink wif wun ov sumtink…? aw luk: dotz……
O hai, gibbocat! Hasn’t seed u in many whiles. How u is?
Will u bring me back some nooduls, plz? Is teh neerly lunchtime here. ONly I just finished breffist a little while ago cause I had a lie-in. ‘strooth!
O and I sent u a note on teh FB, at Janet’s recommend. Plz to rply? kthxorelseI’llcryintomypilloallnite
Well – at leest he wuz heer wunc!
Ai think it iz maybee a GUD sine!!
wuzzit sumfing we sed?
*snifsnifsnif*
♪why heeeeeee had to go… i dunno….
he wooden say….
Rooibos is a herb which ownlee grows in surtain parts of Souf Afrika. Nowear else in teh hole wurld! So itz a hurbal tea. Gud fur teh skin, an fulla auntea okseadants. Also has noe kafeen! Berry nommee an helfy!
An, if yew beh literary in klined, da faborite tee ub Mme Precious Ramotswe of the No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency (by Alexander McCall Smith)
Ai hav gotta reed dose books! shame awn mee
she be maeking lotsa STRONG rooibus she be
halps sawlving de probl… praw… difficult misteriousnesses!
Ai lubs dose buks! U shud try to find teh time to read tehm, AfriCat, tehy is teh nice storees and bery remimmni…rennimi….tehy makes u fink ob Africa.
“I had a farm in Africa, at the foot of the Ngong hills…”
wud dat be “out ob aphreeka”?
sounds fambliliar…
Ding, ding, ding !!! U win teh cocomonut!!!
Karen Blixen (Meryl Streep in teh mobie) and Out of Africa. Let mee shoew u mai home-siknus 
Dis wus fur nennepus – ratsenfratzen weirdpress!
Nawt to werree AfriCat. We ar now in teh “Nuthing nests beyond
this plaice” plaice!
Ebreething will bee just where it iz. . .but peepl will find teh rite answers!
Yay – a cocomonut! Ai saibs it for Cheezeland Safaripark – part deux
Oh….. – {{{{{{{{{{{AC}}}}}}}}}}}
And Janet – donnut (jam og kreem – ur choyz) be trying to be reeding awl de buks in one go… u be a bit oberbewhelmed by all da morals…
One ebery 4 monts shudd do!
Creme pls! LOL!! We can meow teh Febcg??? ROFL!!
ai red teh furst Preshuss Ramotswe book on a plane bakk frum NY State, an just finished nummer too. ai lubs tehm!
tonite, at sooper bowl partee at mai parents’ old folks home, ai discobbered mai mummee drinkine whut she thot was a nommee eg nawg drink frum crissmuss – turns owt to be cawfee kreemer!!
o…m….c….c….
ai cant take her ennewheres..
Bee strawng MM. {{{{{MM an hur mummee}}}}} Forts an prayers fur yu.
dey hab – delishus dey be!
I recently byed rooibos wif de mango anoranj! habben’t taystet it yet…
Oh! That sound reel gud!! If ar lokal storez don’t hav it, tehn ai mite go to the site!
ooh – sunday brunchies! yay!
well – I hab vanilla flavrd tea and fresh applol muffins/cupcaeks (dunno wat da difrens is…)! And sum nuly maed thai chickin sup… iz cold – cannot hab tomuch soup…
and som picturs from KY – dat be wear RSHB libs?
de wurd be norwegian – butt (hihi) da pics talk internashunulol langvidj: tv2veret.no/article2536467.ece
That’s a wunderful link nennepus!! Do yoo speek Norwegian?
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Ai cud doo a kwik translahun ov teh hed lions! Tho – az yoo say – teh pikdhoor just about tell teh hole story!
TEH USA COVERED IN ICE
???? ai wuzn’t kwite dun!
Over a million unhappytents are without power because of power lions covered in ice.
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Cloze enuf fur gubbermint werk – az we used to say!
u got eberithing rite – dats wut it saiz – USA kobbered in ice and 1 million wiffout lektriks… probly til tomorov…
I spiks norbegian yes – I’s norbegian kitteh – wif frensj daddy – so i meows in many languages
iz berry practiclol!
an dey awlso sez dey got de goggy out ob de ice…
notto waarries!
Verree praktikol indeed! Hao menee langwijes can yoo meow in?
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ai think Upfi iz flooent in six! At leest.
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an can haz awnlee teh Ingerlish an jerman – an Italian sumwhat – an Febcg synwhat less – an lesser yet Spanish. . .an tehn Latin an Rooshian . . .Tho ai can say “Thankk yoo an stuff laik that in sebral moar!
Febcg = Fronsch!! LOL! Teh dredded raparound got mee!
hihi!
and ingerlish… an wif a norbegian accent in swedish… and a tineelittolbit in spanish…
Upfi beets me – da for shure!
I can meows fluently in norbegian, febcg
and i can unnerstands danish meows…
But mai sister Judy can speek teh Norwegian! She libbed there fur neerlee too yeers . an she speeks Rumanian, too!
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Mai famblee – we haz lots ov . . .lesser known langwijes.
Mai bruther haz Vietnameez. an mai neece Amy iz flooent in Swahili.
An neece Dana iz flooent in Rumaninen too! an mai noo nefryoo speeks teh Porugese – but that iz eezee – cuz he’s from Brazil!
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An. . .mai nefyoo Sang speeks Korean. . .anudder peece o’caek!
dat shudd gibs u sum pritty intrestin combursashuns round de famblee dinner tablol!
Well – it can bee teh FUN!! Mai noo nefyoo – teh Brazillian wun – speeks Ingerlish verree well. BUT – no wun went ober teh marriaj vows wif him – an he dint kwite unnersttand ebree thing – Laik “token ov yur luv.” Waht a “token” he sed!
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But teh BEST part wuz when he promised to luv mai neece in sikness and in hell!!
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it wuz wun ov teh funnier weddings!
Oh, ai is glad nao! Ai had a worry ab00t teh dog, cudn’t figure teh tekst out. But fanks 4 sharing, nennepus, was bery inturesting.
I fout sumon wud be warried!
butt (hihi) his otay!
Goggies aer cheep enuff.
Whut, you fink ai is maed of munees?
20?…….prolly onlee wurth 5
He has $5 behind his head…
Shhh. Don’t tell teh goggie’s peeps. Keepies teh $5 for teh cheezburgrs.
Heer, an gityurself sumfin nice….
Instedd uv a goggie
Mai kinda kitteh!
Hey! It costs moar tahn taht to git a dawg fixt!
Lol! Gud one!
Dats not wut teh DOGGIE sed
Teh kitteh cud ‘fix’ goggie fur free, butt (*!*) goggie nawt gonna bees happee bowt it!
Kitteh dozen’t uze teh anistheee…teh stuf dat maiks yu go sleepy-tyme!
Confeshun thyme: I lurv goggies, tolerate kittehs. Come here for the fun. Dat said, tuxie cat, fix the poor liddlol goggie!
*whispurrs to Q* Taht duzznt madder! Moast ov us luv teh goggies too! Indeed – teh grate Prof d’Beeker – ai bleeve he AWNLEE haz a goggie! No kitteh. Ai cud bee rong – but aifinkso!
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An heer fur teh fun iz waht cownts!! That’s what teh grate Teho (aka Theo) used to say!
Janet haz teh much az alwais! Iz teh fun taht cownts! Ai luff kittehs butt (hee!) ai also luff goggies, munkees, bearses, horsees, caows,hayuge manatees an alla animlols! Bugses nawt sew mush *shudderz*
Teh caterpillars??? Shurelee yoo luv teh caterpillrs? Wif there teenee tinee feelerz? Juts think ov ar deer Upfi!!
Mai awnlee eggs kewts iz ai wuz a mewsik major!! )
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But . . mai lak ov knowlej – let me show yoo it! Iz a caterpillar a bug???
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Noooees! Ai is nawt a bug! No! Nebber! Nawt in a zillion yeers! Ai WILL becum a butterfly at sum stayge, but ai do nawt count dem amung teh bugs. Plus, ai promiss nawt to bugg u, k?
Ar beez bugs?? Ai see ai hav a hyooj kulchoor gap heer!
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Wud a bug bai ene odder nayme smell az sweet???
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Oh WHERE iz Prof d’Beeker when yoo reelee needs him!! ??
ai dew luff teh caterpillars, specially hour own sweet upfi! ai nawt lykin teh antses, teh icky crawlie beetlez, teh joon bugz,aneefing tahy luks lyke a cokamaroach an awl lyke taht. Iffen tehy stai owt uv mai howse an mai site wii haz noe problem. Iffen tehy gits inno mai howse, wel, taht meenz war!
ai kno tehy iz teh livin critters an haz az mush rite tew liv az ai dew, jus keepemawaikeepemawaikeepemawai!!!!!!
In teh summurtiems, ai rayzis teh Monarch flutturbies, rite frum teh littol eggees awl teh wae tu releesin teh adults. Dey is beriberi byootimus aifinkso. Wen dey cum owt ob der krisaliss, dey nawt can flies yet, an ai kin sit awn mai frunt poarch wif a cuppa cawfee in wun hand, an dryin flutterbies danglin frum teh uvver. Is bestist pawt ob teh hoel dae!
Iz taht hard to doo??? sounds laik a moast wunnderful thing to doo!
Is beriberi eesee, as lawng as yu kin get oar grow teh milkweed plantsis – dat bees teh ownlee ting wut teh caterpillars kin bees eetin. Gud ting is, teh milkweeds grows jus abaot ebbreewares. Teh farmers haets it, cuz it nawt gud tu get in teh feed foar teh aminols – larj amownts kin bees toksik tu grazing aminols, oar ifn it bees in hay an stuffs. Butt (*!*) is eesee tu fyind, eben inna sittee. Ai libs inna town wut lieks to tink is a sittee, rite (ahem) ‘downtown’, an ai finds it araond parkink lots, an plaegrownds, an emptee lots, an inna peepuls gardings, tu. Lass yeer, ai raysdid an reeleesid ober 300 Monarchs, an ai hoeps tu du abowt a fowsand dis summur.
Ai ar rietin stuf bowt awl dis tu shair wif ebbreewun ober teh neks cuppl monfs (Monarch seesun in Suvern Loltario dusint start til Joon). Inna meentiem, yu kin gets lawts ob info ifn yu bisits www . monarchwatch . com (wifowt teh spasis bfoar an aftur teh dots). Teh eggspirts ses teh wurld bees loosin teh Monarchs ober teh neks twennee tu firtee yeers *sob* but wii kin halps tu slow dis down.
*blush* I meant fix what’s borked, nawt “fix” as in, you know…
Tutored?
Goggies NAWT like the *FIXEDED* wurd..
especially coz it involves the *vet* wurd
Sorree kitteh, ah’m alzo gonna need taht $5 ur trine tew conceel dere. Inflayshuns, u kno.
Ohai BF!!!!!
Ohai bak atchoo!
Ai jus lub dat Little Red Riding Kitteh!!! Makes mee smilol ebery thyme! Hab a naice day!
*shmoo* tew u frum liddlol red grumpy hood kitteh
Wai ar yoo grumpee today? Izzit yur hat??? izzit a grumpee hat?? Do yoo need a happee hat?
noe, ai jus cawls mesef taht cauz mai abatar kitteh haz teh grumpy luukin faice at awl tymes. Hmmm…maybee it iz cauz uv teh hat! Ai haz a happee cauz ai cahn wach teh Puppeh Bowl awn teh Animlol Planet todai! Ai doan cair bout teh sooper bowl butt ai luff teh puppeh bowl! An teh kitteh haff tyme sho!
Debbunnayr Jaymz Bawndz
Kitteh woodz lyke Cheezburgr
frumz t3h grill…. Nawtz frydz!
Cheezburgr shoodz habz
Ammurricun Cheez, Keppitch,
Mussurrd… No Unnyunnz!
Awllso wantz Chokklitt
Soada wiff Hoall Millk. Shoodz beez
shaykunn andz nawtz stirrd!
Jack.
*clappity clappity clappity*
oncore! oncore!
BRAVISSIMO!!! ELEBENTEE!!!
Just wehn ai think yoo can’t get ene bedder. . .
Jaymz Bawnd kitteh’s waitin for Pussy Galore?
snerk…
tsk tsk ur minds are in teh gutter. Pussy Galore from Goldfinger, she wuz teh leader of teh ladies who flew teh planes ober Fort Knox wiv teh sleepy gaz. An, yesh, okay, she wuz warin teh tite trowsers but ai’m shoor dat wuz essenshul to teh plot.
ob coarse…
kwite essenshul de plot…
*makes chocklit martoonies for all – shaken – not stirred – ob coarse*
*Joynes AfriCat, martoonie an Nennepus in sipping teh deelshus an nootrishus shaken – not stirred – chocklit martoonies*
*klinkee glasses*
CHEERS!
Cheez!! *muffled voice frum teh gutter*
CheeZ!
*hmm – wud cheezecaek go nicely wif choklit martoonies?*
*aifinkso*
*gets a plate out ob de fridj*
can somewunz tellz me teh timez 4 teh lolz on teh weekendz? i belive taht it iz ebery fore owrs on teh week but nao i iz mixed uppity abowt teh weekenderz
Ai used to be ablol too – but ai hav mist so much in teh passed sebral munths that ai am nawt shure!
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Ai maded a tablol wunce – sum taim ago. Ai can doo it again – an cweenmj can put it up again – an tehn ebreewun cud see it.
it just confuzzles me i misses most ub deh lolz on teh weekendz, whycantz tey stay teh samez?
ohai nyce wulfie wif teh reely lawn naim! nyce tew meeting u. ai wish ai cud help wif ur kwestion butt ai haz bean awn heer fer a wile naow an stil haznt figgered owt teh weekweekweekend tymes. it seems tew varee. maybee ai izznt bery observent butt ai cahnt figger tehm owt.
i could probly does itz with teh timez but iz workin lotz acturdayz, and on sudayz i iz doin stuff az well
This looks EXACTLY like my Jack.
Yew bees habbin a berry kyoot kitteh!
thx!
Hai…..nue ta awl dis. Ben lukin fur fue weks.
sems lik funs. bery slo wit lolspek. sorys.
O hi, dere!!
No need to bee sory!!!
Welcome! Dis r a wunnurmuss and lubbing place! Lolspeak not required, AND, it’s not something you r good or bad at…you just type what’s fun!
Hope you like it here!
*sneekzintohugdasonkey adn leave a majikamal ~Parfay~ wif rill maplol syrup layer*
*pondurz*
i wundre if she would like som 0 deses wlolnuts?
*adds layer 0 wlolnuts wich will disappeer or chanj if la donkay no likes dem*
fwip~~~~
r dey rubba?
*tentativlee nibbs wiff teefies*
Nom!!
Datz way 2 much 4 a goggie
ur entierh economeh
i haz it
sadly rofls
What vet has he been going to?
Haha, he’ll need more money to cover the loss
he has a 5 behind his head haha
You’re all freaks XD