
Eventually, Snuffy’s sense of smell just stopped working altogether It was a blessing really…
yep. den u dont haz 2 smell stinkee feet.
picture: Valerie. lol caption: AggieAngst
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Eventually, Snuffy’s sense of smell just stopped working altogether It was a blessing really…
yep. den u dont haz 2 smell stinkee feet.
picture: Valerie. lol caption: AggieAngst
And so Snuffy was then only called “Fy”.
Oar F.Y. eben.
Furgit Yoo! Ai’ve had it!
Datsa snuff ob yer tootin’ mister.
Gibs gnu meening tew “pull mah tayl”
Korn Rashuns LCB. Care fur uh drinkee?
Uh Stinky Weasel purrhaps?
Depends.
Wuts adult diapers gawt tew dew wit it?
Perhaps.
Yesh yesh, Purrs Happin’.
Noa, stawp being evanescent.
Tho, yew can still bii heaven sent, as usual
Yew wanna snort oar nawt?
Possibly.
Absolutelee Possitiblee Mehbee!
Nao doan yew start.
~gently tugs BDM’s tail~
start wut? *batts i-lashes innosentlee*
BATS! Eeek!
~runsawaywifaquickness~
*chases after nativeca, pownsis onna tayle, runs away in udder direckshun*
~turns wif a quickness tew chase BDM~
~contortion squeezez midsekshun ob NC66~
*TOOT*
*Eeep!*
~jumps straight up~
Ai scared myself.
LOL!!! FTW!!!
Who said dat?
~luks arownd~
L…C…B… Why ai otta…
*dips LCB in Heisenberg Mint Jelly*
MMMMmmmm, mint! *starts lickin LCBs furs*
Dew ai have tew call Shirley in tew get some answers?
Wut are yew adding? mahbeh ai can halps wif dat…
yew noes, “sum answers”…
Apparentlee ai iz ‘posed tew form uh sum-mawry ob wut LCB wants wifowt her telling meh.
Women
Yesh, conga rats tu U LCB… I wuz heer butt.
had teh dreddid “brane freez.” Agin!! Yoiks!!
Glad yur thinker was in nawt sekkund gear…
May I haz tihs dans?
*dansdansdans.. twerl adn dip..glide adn spin*
*Stinky Weasel?* Ewwww… Well, ok, Ill tri it just once.. *Fanks*
Wut kind ov drinkies iz “Stinky Weasel”?
Ai fink teh reesun thems caulls iyt taht, becuz iyf yuu drynks enuff ov tihs stuf, adn a “Stinky Weasel” heppins tuu bee neerbye, yuu wills nawt ebben caire at awl!!!
Comin’ rite up…
Lemme see here…
1/3 shot tequila
1/3 shot 151 proof rum
1/3 shot lemon juice
2 dashes sugar
~makes elebenty and passes them owt~
~takes wun~
~passes owt~
*takes wun*
*passes owt frum teh fumes*
*tenti.. tenta.. karefullee tastes “stinky weasel”
Mmmm… taystee… *doink*
**luks up frum floor** “Must ov been teh 151, Ifinkso.”
iz a bit eerlee heer but (snerk) ai’ll haf wun…
*whewee!*
Conga rats LCB owna furvest frum last!
*toot*
I can haz close pin??
kitty poots are the worst!
Anom!
Ai frekwentlee refer tew Buddy Ditzmore as “Mr. Stinkee Butt”
I called Josie dat too.
I alwayz wunnered how sumfin so sweet cud create sumfin DAT nastee!
Ai hab had frens bisiting desyd its thyme tew make lyk a tree and leaf cuz ub his stinkeebutt
Teh famlee kitteh wented to teh lidderbocks wun day wen wii wuz inna kitchen (lidderbocks in laundree room, next to kitchen).
Hur runned us outta teh kitchen!
Ob coarse, hur luuked at us lyk, “Wut”?
Hao coms teh kittehs alwais uses bocks wen compny is here?
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Iz nawt berry welcomin Like kitteh on LOL yesterday – “Hava nise dai sumwares else.”
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Oh. Ansered mai own qweschn, aifinkso.
Oar, dey get inna middlol of teh libbin room (wen iz fulla companee) an desyde to warsh dere hineys!
Josie lubbed companee. Hur used ta beet me to teh door wen sumwun nocked awn it!
Dey are just showin awf, den…
I has cartoon of kittehs watchin hoomins doin yoga an teh capshun sez, “Who knows hao menny yeers of yoga an dey STILL cannawt lik dere own butts!”
ohai rhsb! how iz Uz?
Ohai, 2_k!
Wii gots no lektriks at hoam an I’m at werk —- onna Caturday.
Iz had gone to mah Wait Watchers meeting
I iz a life time member
the parking lot was like a skating rink
I skid a liddlol bit
wuz scaree
how is deh snow and ice sichuashunz in Ur town?
Iz startin to melt, but iz gonna take a LAWNG tyem!
Moar snows iz egg-spekted awn Monday, I finkso.
Do NAWT want!
**starts finkin abowt warmur playses to move to**
:wraps cheezmap blankie around rhsb
gibs herz warm ginger tea
keep warm k…
tomorrow we iz gonna has a high of 36F!
and sunshine!
Yay I has a happeh! iz also gonna has a cheezmeet wid
booklion tomorroz!
Luckee u!
I wanna has Cheezmeet!
U wanna come and meet me, or mebbeh I canz
come to Kentucky I has neber been there
Poizen gas?
Well, it IZ a orinjj kitteh!! Airgo… poizen!! Eeeek!
Orinjj kitteh putz off green gaz. Dubble poizen.
Oh man, one dese dayz-dere be way to jus stay loggedin furevver.
:snerk: Doncha hate wen dat happins?
An I haz gud mewz. I hab my 15 minuts ov fame-well, aktshully 7 minuts. Chek out me on dis cable news showz. Sooo, once it goes true teh cheezfilter:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bogshaun/3240819522/
joo gotta followz strutshuns. sorry No can copy/downlodez, then putz in a file from DVD dey gabe to me.
shaungrl, tihs iz teh ossim! yur instrux werked, too, wich give me a big impressed.
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an yu deserbbes >>15 minuts ov fame. Yur pottery is teh win! Ai has yur etsy url nao, an ai will be talkin to yu aobut a dragonfly fing in teh video taht iz not on Etsy rite nao.
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Byootimus fings, shaungrl!
U are sew talinted!! **bootiful stuffz**
FAnk joo. I know iz not gud way to show but the DVD wone spiwl its gutz to meze.
I know peeps are gonna tink Cathy iz me, dat gude adn alrightz-’cause she prwetty ladez, but I iz not have anserrz.
I not geeky clebber adn has no soffwarez ‘steal/borrow’ from the DVD. An I not need such anniewayz, cept dis thyme, dat not nice to take copeze. *sigh*
Fank joo, agin, all mai cheezburger buddeze. I iz happee happee joi joi about dis.
Shaungrl, ai lubbed yur clay stuffs~~speshally teh kitteh wunz! Playin wif clay luks liek teh fun!!! Conga rats on yur 15 minutz ob fame.
diz iz whutz happenz whenz ornj kittehez getz two clos two each uder…. deh haz a posionus reactshun un “poof” kittez colasp ina cloud ub ornj smoke….
momcat
Having pinned the Bronko Magurskee kitteh, the only left was for Snuffy to hold down the tail.
wun, tew, free. teh winnah bya pin!
kitteh noze uv steel
Kitteh WANT sumwun tew steel himz noze, aifinkso.
Kitteh needs mai Uncle Bob. Stole mai nose wen ai wuz 3 an nebber gived it bak!
himz related to lcb?
momcat
Maybe
Pull mai tail. QUICK!
I haz teh tayl, udder kitteh iz nawt goin ennewere!
Udder kitteh is udderly beside himself.
MAWM! Himz gawt mai udder rudder.
Hmmm, ai fink ifn yu stik teh floofee wun wiv a pin, heel go flyin rownd teh ruum! (ob corse ai wud neber stik anee kitteh wiv a pin!!!)
poo! dis wus sposed tu bee unda bluesfan’s kommunt abowt “wun, tew, free. teh winnah bya pin!”
floofy fliez roun teh rum wif gas owt hiz um…pinhole
ppppppllllbbbbttttppppppppppbbbbbbbllllllllllttttttt
finelee lands inna deflayted floofy heep
Oooohh nooos floofy!!! Speek tu mee! Heer lemme plug dat um… pinhole!
floofy immejitlee starts tew fillup wif gas agin
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cheezpeeps run inn terror
Kwik ebree wun! pee inna flannik!
That depends… (see upfred).
Kitteh on back tooted so pwrfully, it raized the collar on Kitteh #2…. (squeeee! adoribl pikshure!)
Teh SBD’s claim yet anuther viktim.
Film at elebenty.
Silent butt deedlee! FTW!
Ohai, rhsb!
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I has belated fang-queue for yur commint a cupple weeks ago – wuz LOL wif 2 silly…sillo…outlined kittehs agenst teh lite sayin “Poke her in the i agin.” I lurked at it @ werk, were ai no can post, an fotted, “Luks liek mai abatar – an wut ai sees ebbry moaning.”
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An dere wus rhsb commint: “Luks liek 2minion’s abatar!” Fankies fur GMTA!
Ohai 2m!
Doan menshun it. It did remyn me of ur abatart.
Hao u been doin latelee?
Wii nawt gots lektrik at hoam, so I camed to werk, to get sum werk dun, charj my fone, an bisit ICHC!
Ded fone – do NAWT Want!
My battree dyed wunse durin berry important call, an I sed, “NEBBER AGIN!”
Now, I keep it charjed.
Iz a sad Caterday wen yu has to goes to werk to has fun!
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I has had teh IRL frum L fur last free weeks, but iz awl dun nao. Dedlines r ded. Finaly. Until nex dedlines. Maded me mad, tho, to miss most ov teh birfdai parties an teh Safari Park Grand Opening, an teh last big pi fite.
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An teh Pacific WestNorth dusn’t has sno today. We has sum las week, an ebberybuddy sez, “OH NOES! We mite as well lib in Kentucky!” Yu hasing moar sno to taek pwr owt, or iz it icy storm? (Mai nawt favrit wevver ov alltiem, includin volcanoes an erfquakes.)
Wii had ice storm. BIG TYME PLEH lemmetellya!
Iz startin to melt a liddlol nao, but moar is comin, I finkso.
I’m reddy to move sumware warmer.
Dagnabit!
I keep trippin ober my fone chargin cord.
**grumblol grumblol**
Well, calm teh cord down, iffen it keeps charging at teh fone.
**heddesk**
Ow.
An tell teh fone stop wavin red caep at teh cord…
But, fone iz BLOO, nawt red.
Well, klicky on it, den!
Yor fone iz sad? How dat happin’?
Wuz it coz the cord kept chargin’ it?
No, iz cuz iz nawt ringin.
I hassa sad too.
Iz yur captin still tryin to fix yu up wif dates?
Nawt latele.
I has been talkin to a hawt gui sumwut (nawt wun from werk).
*runz owt frum under tablol nda intuu gnu thred* Halp! *doges zappers runz thru cheezland* Run oar yuull b kloned! *Plasticats 19 klones run arown skreemin* Run! *zapper hits JCH4K fountin in JCH4K rownd-a-bout nda klones it tree tyyms* Luuk owt!
Janetcanhas4fowntins! Heh Ai maded a joke! *zapperz hit plasticat again, klonin him atee moar tyyms* NOOOOOO!!!!!
~George Lucas flies in a takes awl the klones~
I need these fur mai war.
Keep up the gud wurk yung man.
~GL flies awf~
~GL fliiz bak fru, pickin up da klonin mash een own his wai…
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Dis beh relebent tew mah interests, aifinkso!
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~GL fliiz awai wif klonin mash een…
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Tew beh kontinyewd??
*az GL fliis awai teh klonin mash een shoots agen bownsin offa mirror. Teh lazer fliis bak up nda hitz klonin mash een , klonin eet* Uh oh!
why didz he eatz teh beanz i toldz him notz to but he didz anywayz … this happenz eberytimez
Butt beenz iz gud foar ur hart.
but if u doesnt livez alonez adn u eatz beanz u tortumers dose dat yew lovez
Dats why u has kitteh oar goggie.
Blame it on dem!
but iz not aloudz to have eitherz can i blamez it on m sister though?
Onlee ifn hur iz younger sister. Older sisters are teh meen.
**sez gurl who iz older sister**
naw shez unger tough i haz teh small misfortune of having two brudders taht iz en years ulder tahn me ..
tehy used too beet me up wiht a couch pillow
now wez cool touhgh
Muzikal fruit iz gud foar playin’ trumpet, aifinkso.
*BRAAAAAAPT!*
Hmmm. Nawt sew gud akshully.
Bees hides, den yew might hab tew clean owt DAT spit valve.
DO NAWT WANT!
Eeewww….
Watchin teh playurs blow owt teh spit valves wuz nastee enuf.
(I wuz band geek in ohai skool.)
~nods~
Mmmm Hmmmm
~duz seekrit handshake wif rhsb~
3rd clarinet at yor service.
I played pikkololo durin marchin seezun an floot durin concert seezun.
Doze wuz teh dayz, eh?
Yup, yup.
‘cept ai gawt tired ob teh director always yellin’
ROLL YOR FEETZ
Wut dew ai luk liek? The Pilsbury Dough Boi?
Sum of my frenz wuz tolded “Stik ur chest owt!”
My poor BFF sed, “I AM!”
Wii hadda do 22 1/2″ step. Wuz 8 steps/10 yards awn feetbawl feeld.
Ackshully, awl teh stuffs wii did in band kept me skinnee. I cud eet ennyfing an be ablol to burn it awf.
Nawt so much nao. **sighs sadlee**
Oh yesh, the 22.5. Dat’s berry demanding.
No wunner yew burned teh calories.
Wii didn’ do dat berry mush coz sucked in general.
The president ob Hoover bisited one ob owr field shows wunce ai fink.
Becuz of awl dat marchin, I still gots teh fast walk, an prolly gets close to teh 22.5.
In ohai skool, ifn I gots behind sumwun an wuz “outta step” wif dem, I did teh hop/shufflol to get in synk!
Sharp walkin turns? I still do it as if I’m onna feeld.
HATED dem gate turns wii hadda do inna parades, tho! I wuz yooshulee onna end an had to taek teh GYNORMUS steps!
I wuz teh wuns peoplols wuz “guidin rite” to!
Ai wuzzen in teh band but lerned to skware teh corners in Rainbow. Ai can still do it, too — but not mush reezin to, enny moar.
Wow, Rainbow?? Ai wuz in teh Rainbow, 2…looong loong timago… wuz funz, n laiked teh campy weekz…
well then use it to play teh fiddlez !!!!1! teyz much betterz tan trumpetz anywho
not meaningz to totally bash teh trumpetz ob course just had teh esperience of habbing an ESTREMELY tone-deff trumpeter behindz me durrin concert
*Shivers at teh Memory*
i was told dat people in teh oudience could see me twitch… *embarrased (dont know the face icon for it))
U puts oops between two :
I knows wut u meen.
I was in chorus, girls ensemble, small ensemble… u sings off kee neer me, I has teh skin crawlies.
thanew skwirrlgrrl
notatall, notatall!
ackshully u can alsew roll ur cursor over any smiley face and a popup will tell u how it was maded.
~tries to use beans to play Flight ob teh Bumblebee~
~fiddles with teh string instrument fur a while~
Nawt sew easy, akshully.
They keep fawlin’ in the hole.
Oh luk, a maraca.
*shakey shakey*
oh okedo Play teh marraca wiht it tehn
Hay BDM! I gots gud theem song foar me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV5CW37uNGI
*sniff* wuz nawt meh! wuz teh goggie!
Guies, I’m gonna be leevin soon.
Mahm called. Wii nawt gots lektriks yet.
Dis is nawt-sekkund tyem I be sad to leev werk.
U has gas heet or wud stove?
Wif no lektriks, u has some otter kinda heet, rite??
Yup. Wii gots teh propayne gas logs inna fyreplayse.
Teh rest of howse iz awl lektrik (stove, hawt wadder heeter, furnis, etc.).
Ifn wii nawt has lektriks by 2morrow nite, I gonna call my aunt an ask ifn I kin take showur at hur howse. Doan wanna go to work awn Mundae awl stinkee.
sew is we camping out by teh fireplase?
I has choklit marshmellows!!!
Nawt last nite.
I sleeped in my own bed – flannlol sheets, lotsa blankees. I also wore lotsa clothes, inkloodin socks! I wuz kwite teh secksee fing, lemmetellya!
what iz teh timez of teh lolz (cheeztime) for teh weekendz?
Umm… 42!
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No, wayt… taht is anser tu an otter kweshun… Err… Umm…
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ooo ai nose! Mt. McKinley?
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Nope, taht’s nebber rite… Err… Umm… whut wus teh kweshun agen?
i knows teh qwestion for teh nawt sekund anwur !!!1!!
is what is 6 times 9
i loves tohse books!!1!
I fot 42 wuz teh answer tew eberyfing, including questions about otters.
…and intimately explicit multiplication problems.
Oh, and BTW…All yor base awr belong to us, including 13.
How much chuks wud a wudchukker wood if otters swam teh uther direkshun?
Why wuz dere nawt enny bloo m&m’s originallee?
WHY IZ DERE NAWT LEKTRIKS AT TEH HOWSE OF RHSB?!?!?
42
Dat last kweshtun is teh moast importint wun!
ohai GP!
is u all wore out from yesterday?
O yesh yesh ye… * thud *
*gives teh piggeh a guiness*
well we still has teh hot tub all reddy…
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hay is we really havin a part deux?
all teh coconutts got borked already!
* sip sip sip * o yesh yesh yesh… wii steel has sooo mush tu show!!! Part Deux is essen… eshun… berry portant!
hm well, u want me to do somethin else next tiem?
maybe a greesed piggeh chase??
U dusn’t have teh greesed piggeh chases in TTI??
How abowt a greesed pole clime?
* slow, sad hedshake *
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alwais wib teh greese adn poles… sigh. Aifinkso mebbeh yu shud sepnd less thyme inna NB adn moar thyme keeping dose skwirrls ob yurs awai frum teh tour bus – has yu seed teh mess dey maed??? Huh? Has yu? Pfft.
how bouts how many feetz ob snow must comez down befour it stopz?
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
A genius made this!
ringringringringringringringring bananafone~~~
*hewoh?*
hmmm no buddie’s dere
leaves fone dangling on end o cord…
*o purr ate her’s voice: please hang up your phone…
Kitteh fartz nao so gud ehder.
Yay! Yay! Yay!
I gittid a front page!
Fank u fer yer support.
Ohai, AA!! Conga ratz shoe lacings!!!! U dun gud!! Yaaay!
w00t
It reely WUZ a blezzing, wit odder catz but in iz fayce whn e waikz up.
Wunder if heel evar waik up coz of dat…startz deh funerwl hooman