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Humanity needs meh!!
W00t!! u haz a tree way tiy!!! KK4, carosue, adn gammacat!!!! off tu deh ty boot eek!!! I heer dey b habbing sum dee liteful kitteh jewelreez in stok!!
Oh, ai needs sum new sparklee fings wif kittehs on it!! C’mon, let’s all go!!
woot! sparklee fings!
*holds out trai*
drinks an noms al around!
Yipee skipee doo!!! *nom nom nom* *glug glug glug*
Sparkly kitteh joolry? Ever sins ai began teh lolcatting, peeps has been givin me kitteh joolry. I nao haz a kollection. Happy tayle to find sumfing to add to teh kollection!
Der is always room for more shiny fings, aifinkso!!
Dis sounz liek it culd b LCB’s mottoh!
Iz defnitlee mien mottoh.
It always duz
ebil-dooer be-ware
ai is having a hissy fit!
Under dis cape is pointy enz wif yur name on dem!!
An sum heft behind teh swipe uf teh paw, too.
O mai — dat IZ a heftee kitteh.
Super kitteh iz super sized!
*ahem*
I can has ur tenshuns plz?
Teh Safaree is offishully over, teh coconutts (or wut’s left of them) has bin counted, and it’s tiem to announse teh winner!!
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drum roll
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tenshun mounts
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don’t say it…!!!
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teh cheezland holds its breffs….
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And teh winner is… NIGHTSHAYDE!
Wif elebenty and 1/2 coconutss.
Sry sweetie, teh otter haff dint count, but u dint need it anyhoohoo.
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So here u is!
*hands NS a babbeh otter*
*it luks at NS wif impossiblee big brown eyez*
Not shure if it’s a boi or a gurl, but it is teh cyoot!!
R u excited??
*clappity clap floofy paws* Hooray for nightshayde!!!
Ai iz bery bery bery bery bery bery bery eggsited!!!
*dances & prances arownd teh ruum wif hur new bebbeh otter*
*clappity clap floofy paws* hoorai!
yer new bebbeh otter is seew kyoot!
SKWEEEEE!
W00t! W00t!
lubs the babbeh otters!
congrats NS
W00t! W00t!
nawt sechund coment~!!!!
ohai maxmommy,
ifinkso ur furst commint got losted in teh xcitemints!
but u did it rite!
welcome abored!!
W00t, w00t! Welkum, Maxmommy! Nice of u 2 come and play wif us!
Duz happi dansdans dat Nightshayde gotted hur behbee otter!
*Grabz BDMz pawz adn joynz in deh dans dans dans
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I so happee NS wun deh babeh otter!! She ben wanting wun fur so long… Adn she didn’teben has tu b preggerz wif it!!
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
Yer majistee — wud yew be mah bebbeh otter’s CCmuvver?
I’d b onnered.
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duz dat meen I gitz tu taking him/her tu deh zoo?
Uv coarse! Itz a boi. Himz nayme iz Roscoe. Yew kud tayke him to uhkwareeyumz azwell iffin yew liek.
Himz nayme akshulle wuz frum a boiotter ai seed at teh Monterey Aquarium mennee yeerz ago.
Kewl!!! I sawd sum otterz at deh Corpus Christi aquarium wen wii wentted a few weeekz ago… but dey not b habbing enny babehz dere.
*tosses Roscoe a fish.
*wunderz if hez old enuff fur solid fud yet??
… an yew kin teech him awl abowt teh Nite Watchman & uvver ICHC lore. An yew kin bak up mah lessons on bein nice to uvver pplz & creechurs uv menny deskripshuns.
Aiz hopin dat teh Safareh Park wuddint haz bin adoptin him owt befoar himz old enuf to be away frum himz otter motter… unless sumfin bad happened to hur.
Ai haddint eben thotted uv dat. *sniff* Leeza — iz teh bebbeh on solid fuds yet?
*Handz NS a bottlol uv otter milk….. don’t ask.
*offurrz boddul to teh bebbeh*
Oooh — Roscoe likey! He eeted teh fish, too — aifink we iz teh ok wif eever.
*snugglols wif hur bebbeh otter*
*haz an enormous happitayl*
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Datz it fur meh, pplz (an uvver critterz). Ebbreewun haz a gud nite & a wunnermus Caturday & a grate weekend!
Bai!!! Schmoooz!!!
con gr otter lay shuns! yay ns!
Yay fore nightshayde nd hur noo bebbeh. Roscoe is teh cyootimus. In yore honnur ai plaize Whole Otter Loub by teh Led Zeplin.
*loud geetar mussik fills teh ayre.*
Ai turnz it daown a bitt so it noes skaires Roscoe.
*does phunkee 70s rok dans in sillbrayshun*
Lub! Ai plaize teh Whole Otter Lub… :blush:
mai bad tai ping, lemme showz yew it.
Hao bowt sum Muskrat Lub frum teh Captin nd Teneel? http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8597&aid=19 *Gentlee rubs bebbeh otter’s hed*
PS….Ohai, KK!
Ohai Catsablanca. Ai kin orlso plae Anotter Caturday Niet bai Cat Stevens.
Kitteh sez him jes big boned
lookit dos eyes!
lazurs charged and reedi to fyr!
aifink diz kitteh iz nawt tew bee fliing enny tyme suun!
she mite. In which kase, I fink we shud be awares of teh trajectury and landing spawt and make shur we is nawt dere when it happns.
*hides under bed*
He looks like George Reeves did in his Superman costume in the ’50s TV show! NE one else remember his poochy little gut hanging over his rompers?
Hii wuz noe Christofur Reeve, fur shur. Nd yesh, Ai rememory washing him n teh TB show wehn Ai wuz a kidlet. Mai age, let mii showz u it.
Ai eben remememememember finkin, boi, dat nawt reallee be a super superman.
An whii, when he cud “stop speedin bull its” did him duck wen a bad gui frew da gun at hims?
Inna 1950’s u wore baving caps taht kept fots laik taht frum enturing ur hed.
Gotta go saev teh whirld. BRB.
I’ll jes be a minute, keep mai dinner warm!!
Don’t mess wif Super Kitteh!!
Kumgranulashunz awn brade. Fly awia tu taebo teak wif da soopur gurl.
NO CAPES!!!!!1!!!!!!elebenty!!!!!!
Capes?? We dont need no stinkin capes!!
haha kk4! FTW! congrats on the top spot by the way.
Fanks zaffy21!! Have some drinkees wif meh!!
Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff!
Dynakitteh, snaged Dynaguy on takeoffs!!1!!q!1q1!!`!~@22!
Can any1 beet taht messi stringy of !!s ????
*clappin floofee paws fur gammacat*
The Incredibles Ref, FTW!
Yay – sumwun gotted it!
*whispurrs* well, gammakat gotted eet tew. She beh noesin da skrpt!
*wispurrs to BDM* imdb’s ‘memorable quotes’ section is yer friend
wun of mai faverite movies! the sceens with Edna Mole are hysterical!
The hole moobie waz da funnee! lubed the “owt-taeks” wif da bahbee sitter…
Edna Mode FTW!!!!!11! Dahlink!!
Mah nephoo is a Nopera singer, and he was teh Cownt in Teh Marrije of Figaro a couple years ago, and over his objecshuns, the coustumier made him wear a cape. Sekond night — in teh scene when he’s tryin to finde owt hoo mite be in his wife’s closit — shur enuf, he trippd on teh cape an flung his crowbar into teh orkestra pitm neerly bonking a trumpit player.
He left teh stage darkly muttering, “NO. KEPPS.” an refused to wear it in dat seen evur again.
Superkitteh saves your life again..be careful next time!!
SUPER CALI CO! Up up an awai!
an aftur ai saev teh wurld ai wud lyk sum gushifuds. an a yutilitee belt extendor plzkthnkz.
Is important dat utility belt fit properlee!! Ai jes luvs yur abitar Jexxa!!
ohai Jexxa!
yes! tis very cyoot abatar!
super-hero kitteh asks ‘duz this cape make ma butt luk big?’
*kk4 looks at superkittehs eyes* Oh noes, it make you look very petite!!!
*thinks to self: itz a good thing yu didnt aks abowt teh belt ore teh bib thingee… kuz ai duznt want to lye todae…
*thowts wander away*
Datz one dang BIG KITTEH! Notez da “belleh-extendor”…
Where’d u gitz dat boo boo on ur noses?
Fitein teh bad guise?
Oh sooperkitteh, u mah heeero!!!
*swoon*
HAHAHA I WAS THE FIRST TO VOTE!!
Only Vote for this lolcat is mien. Az uv this moment, ai win!
I got all 4 kittehs in one pikshure tonite!! Iz rare, cuz dey nawt gets along sew well.
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http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3280368
ai nos whut yoo meens kk24 – mai bois are hard to get tewgebber, an tehr onlee too ob tehm
yur huzbun berry kewt too
men an kittehs, tehy go tewgedder!
fangs 4 teh foto, kk4! nyse 2 Cee teh fam! Kittehs luv der papa, it seams. My hubby awlwayz sez him knot lykes petz. But he rlly duz. (ai purrtend knot to note-eyes!)
*wisspurrs at kittysweet and Mister* I finkso voter fingee is beeing weerd.
Wuddun it be teh BEST if kittehs really cud did dis?
If dey noo wuz time too go too vet and runned an putted on dis owtfit an den sed
dat? I has bidness too attend too, human. No time fur stinkin vet.
*sigh* If onlee dey cud talk….
*nods nods* It look so lonely wif no votes, ai bin voting on dis lol ebbrytime I gets back on da page, an still no votes!! Oh wells, if it make dem feels bedder…..
*grabz donkee rownd deh nek adn gibbingz her a giant
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*MUAH*
hee hee hee, yu sed “dootee” neener neener neener
(snikkers, runs awai)
I notiss deh turtlol duz not “runs away fast” :snikker:
Snerk!
Hlo nd gud nait tew ennewun owt dere…..Ai has 2 leev fur teh pleh werk at 0:Dark:30, sew Ai needs 2 herd teh kittehs nd goe 2 bedz. Wach fur teh EDS cat herding commercial n teh Sooper Bowl’s Gr8est Commurshuls Caturday nait @ 8:00!!
Ummm, taht wuz sposed 2b oh-dark-thirty.
Iz Streaky, teh SooperKitteh! from teh plolnet Krypton!
Mah inner geek, let me show u it…
vet…??
sry, gotta reskew Lois Lane Kitteh
kthxbai
Where am I?
Izzit a burd? … Izzit a plaine? … Nooo!!! Itz SUPER KITTEH!!!!!
Sooper Kitteh habs he man chest frum bein miteee.
whut a good sooper kitteh! yoo keeps us awl safe an happeetayl
shuld be mure like:
nu can go diet
duty calls
Smoke me a kipper … I’ll be back for breakfast!
Stoke me a clipper! I’ll be back in time for Christmas!
(Red Dwarf FTW)
I wondered if there would be anyone who would get the reference … well done, Mandrake
Soopa Kat iz gettin flabbeh….
Yeh. Was gonna koment on dat
Sooo soopa kat hez no shap frum hero deys?
muust exshersise laik Mr.Incredibul!
She not flabby!
She floofy!
ringringringringringringringring bananafone
Gudness. There awr fones ringin’ awl ober teh pwace.
‘elo?
that is the most funniest and it is the #1 reasont that they do not want 2 go 2 the vets ofice
Ah mus poynt owt taht this bein three-color patchwurk kitteh, is not Sooperman kitteh, but Supergurl kitteh. Altho akshully I fink “S” be standing for “Superior”.
Ohai, Duffy!!! I madid u a frend rekwest on ur profile.. U libs onlee a cupple miles frum me, I finkso!! Yaaay!!
Ohai also! I have to chk dis owt! Ah wud liking to be lolfrends!
Mee too.. We can haz Cheezmeet!! I finkso I can seez ur haus frum heer!
Dhere b lotza Cheez peepz in deh Cleveland area!!
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.00045d24e2c4b2efdee90&ll=41.481833,-81.600952&spn=0.870368,2.046204&z=9
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U guise kud have a grand Cheezmeetz!!
Yes, yes!! Tahts ware I seed dat Duffy libs so close to meh too.. I lubs teh Cheezmap! Fanks, mai leeje! Ur sooooo smart adn duz soo mush for us.. I dunno ware u finds teh time..
I findz deh time wen I lukz at deh klok!!
Butt kalikoe doan foolmii! Iz MS. SUPURRMAN! tu yu!
itz a goggie!
itz a playne!
No itz LOLCAT!
HOW MUCH DOES THAT CAT WEIGH?! My cat weighs 17 pounds.. 17 pounds of EVIL, so that makes my cat Super Cat’s archnemesis. Werd.
LOL!!!
Sooprkitteh luks so much laik mai late Alix Damcat. I misses her! Kissez to da sooperkitteh fur da remyndur.
Oh.. and Alix Damcat wayed aboud 26 poundzes. Wuz on dyet fur TEN YEERS an onlee got fattur.