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ai is skeered!
conga ratz, jk2kitteh, awn leedin da brayd!
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Cheez!
fanks! diz iz fun dai!
ATTENSHUNS ATTENSHUNS…HEY LISSEN UP!!
Splort alurt NAWT teh Ten Drillz.
U can maek shur Ur CHRGs adn HGG adn 50sBC is awl in plaec b4 viewing dis lol. Pls tu czech Ur nay burrs adn frends.
PlzthxBai
OH noes Ai forgottud mai CHRG.
SSSPPPLLLLLLOOOOOORRRRRRT!!
Ai beh bringin it frum da lower part ub da fred… hang own, WRr!
*wheeeoooooo wheeeeeooooo wheeeeooooo*
Cyoot Crash Cart cummin fru!
*sweepee sweeppeee sweeepppee up da braynz”
*washes da braynse in warm wadders tew make dem cleen again*
*gives up…figures WRr will just spend moar thyme inna NB*
*pat patt patt da braynz bak intew da brayn bawks*
*adjust, pattee patt*
dere
*puts head bonez bak awn tew cober da braynz*
Usez lite green duck tayp tew hold da braynbawks tegevver*
MOO!
HEY, where’d Mrsl Duck go? Oh. Ok. I guess dis be cao tayp.
*puts a pretty pink and purplol CHRG on WRr*
*carefullee lifts up WRr, wrapps WRr inna cheezpeeps blankie*
Here, WRr, here beh sum martoonies an nummy chokit bread, fresh baked and still warm. An dont beh lukin at da cyoot til yew beh feline beddur!
Fank U BDM. Ai nawt reddee fur dat kyoot.
Welkum, yew is eet!
Mitu. Itz wan jiant stepz fur kitteh, wan jiant leep fur kittehkynd.
*SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
Conga rats for bein on top of da macrame, jk2!!! Drinkees an danses for yu!!!
wii shud awl goe tewgeddur foar teh drinkees an danses.. ebberybuddy letsuss goes!
*links arms* Ai always reddy for da partee!!
Look be4 ewe leap!
dis kitteh duz luuk a leetle sheepish
Baaaaa.
Ai can haz laddur??
*realizez dat she has beeted annipuss da kwick in posting*
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*FAYNTS unkonchiuss*
OOH BDM U haz a faynt.
* grabs teh catnipz and holds unnur BDMs Noes *
Sniffs dis! Okai sits up sloe.
rests fur a minnit.
Haz teh tea and teh cookie.
Catnip?!?!? did sumwum sai Nip?!??!?!
*WRr is surronded by sniffy kittehs*
Oh, glad hur ok!! *grabs catnip, runs away wif kwikness*
*chayses after kerrykatz4 wif nip indooced kwikness*
*motions fur gammacat to come unner da bed* No one needs to know!!!
oooohhhh, NIP!!!!
*rubs hed against nip, rolls over and drooools*
Suddenly ai is hungree….let’s have some noms too!!
*holds out a trai of biskits & cookees*
heer ya go. theers all kinds!
Fanks gammacat.
* grabstehtraywifaqwikness OMnomnomnomnomonmnomnom*
ai haz a hungree!
*nomnomnomnom*
BURP!!!
I hoeps tehre’s no choklit biskits… Pleh!
Jus kiddin gamma. Has a gud weak end!
ur still atwerks??
Ohai! did u see Ur cow boi trap hazza cow boi innit. (luk down beelow)
Nah. Mrs. Maus is still atwerks. Pleh. She is tryin to makeup her losted thyme. I has a nice batch of Beef-and-Srooms and Noodles fer the dinner. I is tryin to maek sure its still OK. Fanks fer axing.
ooh, leik a
*werds this carfully*
strohganoff?
Hee. We always called it that (Nod Nod Wink Wink). The sour cream topping always made us gigglol some more.
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Thx, mai fren. An oldie-but-goodie waiters joke…
*luks askance at Maus and Leeza*
yew dew know dey serve dat dis at leest wunce a week week week here?
know ai wont be able to go to the catfeteria wif out snickering!
Hai maus. der is a 60 yr owld scawtch around heer summwares.
Want sums?
pssssst!!!!
*wispers*
itz not maus we wants!
its ebil maus!!
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and yesh, I has alreddy seen teh trap, but I dint see anyfing innit.
YEESSSS PLEEEEESSSEEE!
ELEBENTYWTFBBQETC1!1!1!1!
Wait… What…?
*wispurs back*
Ai noes, but if we tellz maus, EM nawt be lawn heering bout it
ohai EM!
we herd abowt ur, uh, inpestashun.
and we has everything set up to taek care of that for u.
furst is a nise warm baff.
can u walk this way?
I can’t walk that way. I’m wearing a French Maids costume.
O hai EM Yer prezzie iz hided inna baux behind teh DWDC.
Teh labul onna bottlol sez Mortlach 1938.
?? baroo?
well how abowt this way?
*grabs EM’s hand and starts leeding him to teh hot tub*
aneee brandeee? or cognac?
Scawtch.
weel, anee port in storm.
*sip sip sip*
Hic!
*wispurrs* how is the BEE-AAA-TEE-AICH goin?
it snot. he gotted away.
this tiem.
Ai thought us spelled summat else nawt sekkund GC. Ai has tu go tu teh NB now.
yesh ai know. kept tryin to make it kiddlet friendlee, and just kept makin it wurse!
*joynes WRr in NB*
‘Nip?
I lerves you guize! I thought about tryin to ’splain it, but you guixe figgered it out.
Trots tu NB….
any scots?
onlee willie wallace.
OOH!
We has skotch!
We can set a trap for him?
plzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplz??
Hay!
*shakes fist at WP*
okays. must.. try… again.
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WWr, I needs to change my order RITE NOW.
I wants William Wallace insted of cowboi.
We has teh skotch to use as bate!
plzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplz?????
*hedbonks Maus*
silleh! habs a good week week week end!
Fanks, gamma. Don’t do any ebil engineering!
dats no fun! ebil engineeering is da bestest!
Yeah. Ebil software is even beddur. Bill Gates is Mai Heero!
Not reely!!!! G’nite all. I hasta feeds Mrs. Maus. Cya whenevur..
Fangs, WRr fur teh tri tew rebibe meh… (had tew run awf tew appt at da jym)
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dats me most dais at werk!
Ai wull liff u owt, kitteh!
GMTA, annipuss.
GMTA, GMTA!!!!!!!!
*gigglol*
Yews beh the skwered…
Well — ai iz definitelee moar rownd den skware.
Mee 2!
Ai kin halp yew, liduul kitteh!
GMTA, NS!
You not gettin out before you gettin snorgled, cute littlol kitteh!!!
Premature evacuation not allowed!!
Eeeeeeeek!
…
Pinkee pinkee noez!!! Pinkee pinkee eerz!!!
…
*pulls CHRG tite*
Rut-roh
*heerz teh CHRG rip unner teh force uv teh unaboidabul splort*
*SSSSPPPPPLLLLOOOOORRRRTTTT*
Hang awn, NS! Ai beh ryt bak wif da Cyoot Crash Cart!
*wheeeoooooo wheeeeeooooo wheeeeooooo*
Cyoot Crash Cart cummin fru!
*sweepee sweeppeee sweeepppee up da braynz”
*washes da braynse in warm wadders tew make dem cleen again*
*gives up…figures nightshayde will just spend moar thyme inna NB*
*pat patt patt da braynz bak intew da brayn bawks*
*adjust, pattee patt*
dere
*puts head bonez bak awn tew cober da braynz*
Usez lite purplol duck tayp tew hold da braynbawks tegevver*
QWAK!
Fangs Ms. Duck.
*puts a CHRG on nighshayde*
*carefullee lifts up nightshayde, wrapps nightshayde inna cheezpeeps blankie*
Here, nightshayde here beh sum margareeetahs an nummy chokit brownies, fresh baked and still warm. An dont beh lukin at da cyoot pinkie toe pads and pinkie eers til yew beh feline beddur!
Oh noes, nightshayde has splorted!!
*kk4 rushes in wif CCC*
*carefully scoopy up brains off floor*
*washes brains wif vanilla scented wadders*
*places brains back in cranial cavitly*
*scree scree puts dukky tape on head wif pikshures of hello kitteh on it*
*slaps on CHRG*
*for xtra measure snaps on 50’s style bathin cap wif flowers on it*
*gives nightshayde hot chokklit wif possim sized caramel on top*
*wraps nightshayde in Cheezmap blankee wif poi*
*guides nightshayde to comfy chair*
Is feline bedder now? My splort rescue skills is kinna rusty an old…like meh!!
Fank yew boaf! Nao ai haz teh vanillol-sented moastlee cleen braynes.
*snugglols into sawftee blankee* (dis be bery halpful ‘cuz ai haz bin cold awl dai)
*sips nommy drinkses & noms nommy eetses*
U haz teh chillz?
Ai fixes dat.
* runsowtwifaquikness drags back teh portabul fyre pitz, putz teh logs on foar teh fyre and lites match *
Dat beddur?
*purrrrrrrrrrrrrs*
Dat iz bery bery nice of yew, WRr! Fankies!
it’s a trap!!!
Cawl Leeza-b Der iz a Cow Boi innit!!
wot wot?
ware???
iz hiding behin teh bar der seez himz. Dey iz shy when cornured. watch teh pointee endz. dey can haz a sharp!
Iz hard tu see the 5 gallun cow boi unner himz ten gallun hat.
pft! if he’s shy den he’s borked!
but teh pointy ends, ur talking about teh spurs, rite?
those r ok.
nah, hes just da stwong an silent type!
I loves dat kind…as long as dey stay silent!
*snerk* We have sayin in mai famlee fur dose who talks a lot an nawt does a lot…we sez dey is all hat and no saddle!!
:snerk: gud wun!
Is funneh mental pickshur…an it fits!!
Its a twap….full of hewwings!! HALP!!!
Poo bebe kitteh!! She needz a teeny tinee pottee chair, wif handles — not a huge ginomus tubbee!! Ifinkso … ifinkso.. i reelee finkso.
thats my favooreet lol’ism ifinkso — i makes mee happee to say and to reed it!! .. ifinkso, infinko ireelee reelee finko.. ok I dun (at leest ifinkso)
Aifinkso tu, Elsa_Mama!!
ooohhhh! te liddle pinkee nose! teh pinkee eeers!
loookit the liddle paw! an the liddle stripee tayle!
SSSSPPPPLLLLLOOOORRRRTTTT!!!
*falls over wif happee smyle on fayce*
aye will help yew bebbeh kitteh, as soon as i get up
*thud*
*wheeeoooooo wheeeeeooooo wheeeeooooo*
Cyoot Crash Cart cummin fru!
*sweepee sweeppeee sweeepppee up da braynz”
*washes da braynse in warm wadders tew make dem cleen again*
*gives up…figures gammacat will just spend moar thyme inna NB*
*pat patt patt da braynz bak intew da brayn bawks*
*adjust, pattee patt*
dere
*puts head bonez bak awn tew cober da braynz*
Usez lite purplol duck tayp tew hold da braynbawks tegevver*
WHINNEY!!
Where did Mrs Duck goes? And da cao? Oh… really. Ok. Wail, fangs.
Ai gest dis beh ponee taype, nawt duck taype.
*puts a CHRG on gammacat*
*carefullee lifts up gammacat, wrapps gammacat inna cheezpeeps blankie*
Here, gammacat here beh sum beer an nummy chokit brownies, fresh baked and still warm. An dont beh lukin at da cyoot til yew beh feline beddur!
thankee BDM!!! ai been runin around all dai
(even missed GPs tour! POOT!)
sew I wasn’t reedy for da eggstra kyoot kitteh!
*nom nom nom brownies*
yummy!
suweeeeet liddol babeh! *snorgles* adn sneekz in pokets n taks home…..
I love pocket pets, and this tiny baby is definitely a pocket pet.
Aint’ choo a tigger kitteh……
Oh……… teh wunnerfull fing ’bout tigger
Teh tiggers a wunnerfull fing!
Teh tawps r maeded of rubberz, teh bawttoms maeded of spwing!
Bowncee bowncee bowncee bowncee
FUN FUNFUN FUN FUN!!!!
Oh teh wunnerfull fing ‘ bout tigger is
I’z Teh onlee wun
I’Z TEH ONLEE WUN!!!!!!
YAY!!!
So… bownces owt kitteh.
yes, bownce out an spray litter all over the floor
Story of mai life!! *heers litter pinging in da vacuum*
Nao DAT iz a weerd eerwerm to haz.
Is hard to find da beet, can we dans to it???
I’ve got a song I ain’t got no melody
How’m I gonna sing it with my friends
I’ve got a song I ain’t got no melody
How’m I gonna sing it with my friends
Will it go round in circles
Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky
Will it go round in circles
Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky
Yu always comes up wif da bestest songs!! *kk4 danses wif herself*
Donut wurree, kitteh. Dis iz teh deep end. Teh uvver sied iz teh shallow end. Derez stairz dere.
Kitteh furgot him was in kitteh pool, aifinkso!
bestest fing abowt kitteh pool. It nawt haz teh waddurs.
Da kitteh Mom’s look from der lawn chairs over der sunglasses…Luuk wat ai kin do Mom!!!!
‘Sploart!’~Ayshuss Liddill
Kitteh can habz 2 lurn 2
yooz t3h ‘Shoo~Shoo Bawkz’
Getteengz n2 t3h
‘Shoo~Shoo Bawkz’ iz eezee. 2
getz owt… Nawt so mutch
‘Sploart!’~A~Shuss Liddill
Kitteh willz habz 2 bendz, stretttttch
andz reech 4 t3h stawrz!
Jack.
FTW jack!!!
yesh
*clappity clappity clappity*
woot! woot!
OMG, Jack! Romper Room reference, FTW!
u wen ou
Sumwun stoled teh divin bord!
Is dere stairs?
Oh, kitteh … u just walkz back up the rainbo to get owt!
@@@@!!!
ai furgot ’bout da rainbos!
Is this kittens cat food safe?
splort
im so short i couldnt get out u trying to make a point
littr box = ebil ~? ;~;
This pic. is so cute! It has that little kitten that thinks he\she can’t get out! BTW: Can he\she get out?
If he can’t…HELP HIM OUT!! 
I haz dat litter box!