DEATH Is always closer than you think
oar sumtiems it cums rly rly slo.
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U nebber noe wen it wull be…
Tonite ewe’ll sleep widduh hoomins, fishy.
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Gud wun Rotknee
ditto! excellent, rd!
Leef teh gun,
tayke teh cannoli.
WHEAR
S MY SICKLOL?
Whaddaya want sicklol 4 iffn u got pointee ends, ai wunders?
o hai, upfi, gud poynt!
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Funny fing, ai juss be fischnet reeding a berry gut Buch cauled “The Book Thief” by Marcus Zusak—iz a fantastisch buk about a lebbenty-jahr old gerl in WWII jermany–an iss Nahr-ated by Deff! (Deff lykes how us hewmins picher himn wiffa sickle–finds it ameuzing…butt hymn only wears a hood win it beez kold)
.Issa kool buk–Deaf is knot such a badd gui afterawl, it terns out. Hii Beez berrry buzzi at that thyme and playse, but hee watches obber teh liddle gurl (hoo steels a feww buchs) an tells us hoo shee grows up.
Haf NE ob yoo cheezpeepz red it? I rekommend it, ifnn yoo want a gut buch 2 rede.
aI bee posting my reevue on “The Book Thief” on amazon in teh necks day ore too.
Yesh, pweeze! Fanks 4 teh informashun, sounds bery interesting.
Prim Greeper haz twenny-ate uv tehm. Fyve awn iich hand an foar awn iich fut.
Sow say ur prayers nao and be a gud gurl/boi/kitteh/wotebber.
if kittehz pray 2 ceiling Cat…hoo doo fisches pray 2?
Awlmity Cod?
*snert*
Terrible, not even slightly funny
i think it was funny sooooooooo
ya know, I don’t mind DEATH lookin’ over my shoulder and whispering in my ear.
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I just wish DEATH would tell me what the other guys cards are..
I COULD TELL YOU, BUT I PREFER TO LET THE ONE WHO COMES ONLY WHEN NOT CALLED HELP YOU IN THAT DEPARTMENT.
*SIGH* WORDPRETZEL APPARENTLY LIKES TO EAT NON-HTML CLOSING TAGS
Fish: “I think we’re gonna need a bigger bowl.”
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(those burgers the sound ov teh Jaws moosik)
Dat not death, dat basement cat watchin kitteh TV.
Lol @ kitteh tv.
Gober’s second favorite show is teh kwarium screen saver on hubby’s PC.
Teh nawt second is looking thru teh window. We live on a quiet street, an evree car that drives by is a beeg sit-up-wif-perky-ears event.
Good morning, Cheezfrenz, and congratz to Anni, Kitkay, and Upfi. May I strike up the band and request some dancing music? We could sashay on over to the buffet table for treats, too. It’s very cold here, so I’m thinking along the lines of steaming cups of Yorkshire Gold tea, or Irish coffee, or hot buttered rum. Now, what nibblies to have?
I’m munching sum leftover Krismus cookies. Want sum? *holds out box*
donat mind iffn I doo
*reechez hand in, sters aroun*
*pullls out a…..
Lebkuchen?
Spekulatius!
YUM!!!! Ai hav mai coffee – but. . .oh plleeez can ai hav sum ov teh Spekulatius -s?/
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An – ai dont suppose yoo hav ene Vanlle Kipferln? Wun ov mai favrits!!
Why u be asking? Here’s a try: C C C C C C C C C C C C
Luk, dey’ve awl lined up so u can eats dem in order!
*tray
Oh Upfi!!! tehy luk sooo yummmeeeee!!! Tnnks! an there ar plentee to shasre, too!
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So – ai’ll just start wif wun! LOl! Az if enewun cud eet just “wun!1″
C C C C C C C C C C C C
u gotz 2 b reddy 2 go when Teh Horn blo…afinkso
Good morning, Cheezland!
I’m actually GOING TO WORK today! YAY!
I’m leaving the house in about 10 minutes, so please send beams/purrayers this direkshun.
I’ll let y’all know when I get dere!
Plz to be careful, rhsb!!
I MADED IT!
Drove my own car and everything. Of course, it’s snowing to beat the band, so the afternoon drive might be worse.
Dan, if you’re still heer – I DID uze my cramp-ons. Teh parkin lot at werk luuk lyk it had nawt been touched at all. Dey cameded in handee. Kept me uprite.
kitteh hav builtin crappons. keepz US uprite even wen we r not!!
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An – ummmm – hav we met? Ai’ve bin gone a lot laytely. . .an ai dont rmembrrr yur nayme. So – OHAI
Has Not Met. But can nebber sai dat again, eh? I is Bob Bob eeh wundr Cat. I belongs to mos WUNNERFUL wummins in
Wurld. (*Snrk*) She wun hot moma. She has handee dandee hotfllashusses. V.v. hot Nndeedy. V.v. nice to cowdkittytowes on cowd wite nites.
Deff: Furrier dn you wuz finking.
Awlso lyk Zpanich N qui zish shun: Noe-wun xxpecx.
No wun eggspex the Spanich Iniwisishun!! Our Cheif weapons aer Surprize, roofless efficiantsea and …
susspnss: does not want!!!
Ohai BTWC! Iz yew noo hear or is I jest owta touch? Iffen Yoos neu den Welcome to cheezeland where you can eat an drink all day and never get fat or drunk (or yo can git as fat and drunx as yo wants – itz lyk dat here) an everybuddy is frendly except when there are pies, zippos, water balloons, zeltzer bottlols, cocmonutz, or udder mayhem prodoocing objecx abowt.
oh, an iffen yer nawt noo, den – yo, wsup?
wut is not frendly about PI???
the plate, pyrex hurtz – and they alweys ruin they rhubarbs by adding stromburies – pleh
we only throws teh pi, not teh plate…
and u can request a speshul flavr anytiem u wants!
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*Throws plateless roobarb pi sans stromberries at Judson*
Pi fite!!! throws cocomonut creem pi at Leeza and runa away wif a qwikness…
*thows nannercreem PI (w/op) at lufscatsva*
Yumm…stops to lik paws and whiskers, then throws choklit creem pi (no plate) at JCH4K.
Hey! Stealing my march!
*Throws a key lime pie at JCH4K*
*leeps up – grabs key lime pi*
*noms ymmy Pi (w/op)
Ai just NOO you’d turnup if we had a Pi fite!!
liek the swallow returning to Capistranoe…
liek the sammon swimming upstreem…
liek the lemmings um, well, liek the lemmings….
LOl!! an luk!! ai hav a choklit ceem pi too!!!
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*thows buttrrrskotch Pi at Maus*
like iron filings to a magnet?
liek a moth to a flame…
Like a Maus to a Pi Fite???
Like a Maus to Pie…
Wait… Whut?
THOT JYNX!!
*exends floofee pinkee toe to Maus*
Uh oh. Leeza, I think Janet an you and me are mind melted now…
*Hands Janet a Coke*
I can has Mtn Doo?
Thanks Maus!
A car just slid jentlee into teh ditch . . .
*sip sip sip*
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*Luks our ov sunparlor windoze*
An its snowing again!!! Just yesterday. . .there were flours blooming awl aruound. .
Maus n Janet mine melted?? oh noes! adn ’twas elebenty sumfin howrs ago skwirrlgrrl adn maus was all mix’d up.
*ponders*
must be a lienz.
wot to sing, wot to sing…
*siedlong luk at sweetpea*
R u shure that isnt’ wot CAUSED teh sityooashun?
Brace yurselves ebreeewun!!1 Mary O’ is gonna SING!!
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An then – when she duz – run outside wif a qwikness!! Shud bee a tremendous lite show in teh skye az teh a lienz flee!!
*throws oneself……bravely, selflessly, without concern for myself, into the path of the pie* yeargh!
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*splat*
Mai Key Lime Pi?????? Yoo just got splatteded wif mai pI! LOl!!
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*Throws sum ov Upfis’s Spekulatius at Dan*
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ohay Dan, wile ur here… ur still gonna be my bodygard for teh coconutt booth, rite?
I has warned teh coconutts that u will be there, with ur sword, and told them u will reek vengence upon any upstarts.
YAY!!!! *throws a black forest gateau in Janet’s direckshun*
*flings Spekulatius crumblols awl over teh plaice*
*throws sum Florentiners at upfi!*
On second thot. . .
*throws Florentiners at EBREEWUN!*
YUM!!!!!
*wonders wot teh Florentiners has to say abowt bein throne around*
Look, tehy is using their hands!
I luvs Italee.
Fanx, I noo. But aready druk fat and cocomumtz…sos,… guess I fitzin!!!YAY!!1!
No haz udderz, tho, mayhems or udderwyz. TDat okay?
Ohai again! Ai shud hav kept awn reeding!!
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Welome, then!
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An since yur LOLspeek is so gud, ai think maybee yoo’ve bin lurking???? Then yoo must know that if yoo hav ene queschuns, yoo need awnlee ask – an sumwun will be along so bai an bai to halp yoo.
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An yoo know about cweenmj, too???
Lolspeek Nashnul langwidge of kitteh nashun!!! Obvcoarse I lolspeek! Your yoomin drop you on ur haid?
R wut?
cween woozix?
Wuz katnapping wen we voted dat wun…
Oh hai Bobtehwundrcat!!!!! nope, nobuddee voted mii cween. I b self nommeenated. Sumtimez ya just gotta taking deh bull bai deh hornz….
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Welkum tu Cheezland!!!
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Dis b a most wundermus plais tu playing!! Deh fudz haz no kalreez and deh drinkez haz no alkeehawl!! Adn ebbreewun kin sing and danz beeyootimouslee!! Adn u kin dew eennneeefing u kin imagining!!
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I haz helperz fur deh nu and not sew nu peepz at mai Cheez Town Cryer blog under deh hedding Helperz adn Stuffz.
http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com
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Cum wif mii tu deh ty booteek adn wee will get u a welkuming prezzee. Mai pal Gibbocat runz deh booteek adn it b stawkt wif deh most dee liteful fingz. Dere b deh silkee tyz wif kittehz on dem uv korse, fur deh peepz hoo haz tyz fur deh furstest commint. And dere b silk kitteh skarvz, adn bobblol hedded kittehz and kitteh faised lawleepopz, and Cheezland sno-globez, and Cheezpeepz Map blankeez, adn kitteh joolreez, adn kitthe windchimez, adn kitteh wevvervanez, and ….. deh mind just bogglolz at awll deh fingz in heer.
**handz Bobtehwundrcat a CHRG wif dansing flamingoz on it
Dis will help kuntrol deh Splortz
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*Handz Bobtehwundrcat a hot mug o koko wif wippee kreme adn chokklit sprinklolz on it*
Cheez!!
Yay!!!Wippee kremez!!!(inztampt muztach to goe
wif wizkerz)
We alwayz welkum de udderless!!
LOL!!! Yes, we doo, don’t we!
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(Nao ai’m laffing so hard ai . . .where else in teh hole whirrled wud yoo EVER get to say such a thing – an ebreewun nods in agree mintz! )
*Kums up bhind Janet adn givingz her a GIANT
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So gud tu seeing bak agin!!!!!
ooooOOOOOoooo. DAT cweenmj
HAIIIii!!!
I Bob. Dat Dave (he ‘tarded. nebber mind
him) she Lily. She basementcat’s gurlfwend, we’re
pretty shur. ((Shel eats steel an spits bulluts. Rillyrilly MEAN!!!) Our yoomin nam ‘Maow’ or sumpin…well, we MAOW
and she cum runnin, so…
Ohai cweenmj! {{{{{{cweenmj}}}}} It’s gud to BEEE bak!!
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But . . .LOL!! I think ai’m awl cuvered in PI!!!
poor gold fish
“He’s standing rite behind me isn’t he?”
0.0
Deff? Oh yuss.
…and Basementcat behin’ HIM.
So true.. Tuer words nevr stoken
Cue the ostinato.
mmm kitteh wantz toonah !
*whisper* “Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the . . . . FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!”
BUM BUM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lolcats = ftw
poor gldz feesh husbundree: ftl
carnibous….karniva…..carniover…..meet eeting fishie sez, “heer, kitteh, kitteh…”
duuuh DUM duuuuh DUM (spookee cello moosik playin in teh bakgrown)
LOLCATS. LOLCATS ARE NICE.
Yay! A Loldeff!
lol
ringringringringringringringring bananafone~~~
ringringringringringringring bananafone~~~
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ohai
dis a reely nice pic…