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Last call for all teh LOLs!
*groan* noooooooooooooooooooooooooes, just wun moar, peas?
just one ittybitteh Lol? for teh road?
…dang. she’s strict!
Just taek wun, sweetpea. Itz eezier to ask furgivness den purrrrmishun.
*fwip!* as you wish!
yoww, lcb — *Sevvin* uv us to leed to teh ty beutookie! conga ratz!
*hop hop hop*
*twirl twirl twri*
crash! thud! roing roing roing!
those are my kitties!!! the calico is Mishka & the orange one is Sezja : )
Yew donut haz to go hoam, but yew kint stay heer.
nnnnooooeeewwwww! it kant be closing type for cheezland!
Whut U meen nawt stai heer, wif teh munnies ai spends heer dis is hoem!!
She said: “I’m gonna’ hire a wino to decorate our home,
“So you’ll feel more at ease here, and you won’t have to roam.
“We’ll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
“And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall.”
*hic*
Aiz gunna buy dis bar — den yew kin nebber *hic* kik meh owt!
*hic*
and tooked away da makeup
…cuz yew rilly gotta stop drinkin dat stuff.
Gimme yer keys, and call a cab.
ummmm, yoo meens “Gimme yer fone”
aifinkso. yoo nose can caul a cab wiff keez!
no moar drinkiez!
knot eeben cocoaz?
waaa, waaaa, waaaaa!!!!
you drink i’m thunk!
woah, didja hear teh won about teh skunk hoo sat onna stump?
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each ob tehm thunk teh odder won stunk!
Gud tu teh last drop
last drop?
lick-hear!
(mmmm, chockylatey martin-ooonies!)
lookin’ for peace at the bottom of a glass doesn’t work all that well.
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usually.
butt lukkin for da fishies mite!
sometimes that’s the only way to catch a fish, remove all the liquid and voila………fishie.
mai frens cat Kissinger usta tri this wif da big akwariyum!
i luffs dis barrrrr….
an I luff yew awwl!
hic!
Did u build dis bar? Iz a nyse wun. Teh finest craftsmanship I’ve ebber seen…
♫ Wii gawt winners, wii gawt loozers
Chain smokers and boozers
And wi gawt yuppies, wii gawt bikers
Wii gawt firsty hitchhikers
And teh gurls next doar dress up like moobie stars ♫
whut kine fishiez?
Angelfishies…
Bullethead Parrotfishiez…
Clownfishiez…
D…
Darter, snail fishiez
Eel pout fishiez
Flounderz fishiez
Gar fishiez
H…
hellibut
ichy flounder
jumpin flyin fishes
k…
killed fishiez
lolfishiez
marlin fishiez
n…
Numbfish
Oranj Roughy (nawt poyson)
Pickerelol
Quik colurful itteh bitteh fishehs
R…….
rownd fishie
skware fishie
thin-az-kan-be fishie
Unbeeleebabul! Ai chanjed mai abatar 2 week weeks agoe, nd it finully showd up! Kitteh haz hart shaeped sunglazzez fur Balentines Dae. Bak 2 ur regularloly skeduled alfamabeticul fisheh lizt.
U…
Unagi
Verrie teensy fishes
Wales…
ok I know I know, they is mammales!!
(great) Wite shark!
X….
OOOoo, I harts yore noo sunnyglazzes, CB
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XXXXXXXX Kissing Fisch-ease!
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{{smooo, nite-awl!}}}
**finks abowt challengin dat theoree**
and please dont drink and drive
especially if you are a cat.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/18/nice-bwinker-jurkface/#comments
one of the good ole favorites
blasts itz cantz seams to getz the hangz of lolspeachez
Doan wurree. lolspeech is nawt required. Awl u needz is teh desire tu plai niec and haz a happee.
boot iz muchey more funn if iz in lospeech
Donut worree about it, daedraug — it takes praktiss.
Besides, yew duzzint hasta do it iffin yew duzzint wanna.
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Oh — and welkum to ICHC!
*extends floofee paw in frendship*
*takes floofee paw in friendship*
thankz nightshayde but i wantz to learns it makez the speriencez muchey betturz
ohai daedraug!
welkum! glad yew culd come an plai!
thnkew gammacat yew iz allz makkings me fealz vury welcomez
Yew mite find dat it suddenlee comes natchuralley aftur a liddul wile. Den sumtiemz itz hard to NAWT yooz teh lolspeak wen yew needs to type in standard Ingerlish. *nods*
Yah, an jes wate until u start speekin lolspeek to frenz/famlee/co-wurkers!
Ai duz dis wif mah huzbin. Ai haz realized dat owr liddul gurl speeks teh lolspeak wiffowt eben noewing sheez doin it.
I has sent sum lol’s to my BFF so hur has sum eyedea of hao wii talk.
I tryed explaynin dis playse to hur one nite but iz nawt eezy to do wen u nawt familyur wif it.
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A coupla weeks ago, I gotted a lady’s name rong at werk. Wen I confessed it to hur, I sed, “My brane dededness, let me show u it!”
O_o!
Ai eben DREEMED in lolspeek wunse! Mush hab bin reeding teh commints fur 2 lawng, Aifinkso. Ohai, Daedraug! Welkum 2 Cheezland! Ai uzez teh zzzzs n wurds, tew! U will git teh hangovit, doan wurree. Nd sumtymes tehre duzzint seem 2 b a lolspeek werd, sew u uzez teh reel wun. Jest taip whut u wnat nd wii will figgur it owt. Hab mush funz heer!!
*sih* wun dai I trieded to rite a paperlol fur mai clasz afer spenden sum tyme in cheezland… wuz ‘posed ta beez seriomus paperlol bout da kneeds ub especial kiddemos….. ended upz writtin a paragrap in LOL wifout finkin bout it.
++ morral ub da stori, awlwaiz LOL afer u duz yer serimous ritin…. not beeforur….++
momcat
ICHC iz berry hard to eksplayn. *nods in agreemint*
when we explayned to peepz abouwt teh cheezmeet inna nooziland, mai DH just tolded peepz we wuz gunna meet wun uv mai online “knitting” frenz.
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an ai made KimKiwi go NZ inna yarn shop, an naow she iz knittin!! iz troo!!
Srysly, ai slip up at wurk awl teh time, but iz awl gud. Peeps akshully know meh fur mai strange way ob tawkin’.
ai found owt ai cannawt rite lolspeek in handwritin. ai haz to bee typin. ai even thotted to maiself, OK, wurd “the” iz coming up, must spell it “teh”, and cud nawt DOO IT!!
Oh, ai found owt jes teh awposite ’bout maiself teh udder day. I caught maiself writen’ notes fur uh conference cawl in lolspeek awn mai notepad.
Akshun item: Czech bakups fur prebius version ob pick path loljic.
hee! lurves it!
sry, didn’t mean to make light of a serious subject. daedraug is right.
doan pologize, U can be funny and serious at teh saem time. In fact most people will remember it better if it is funny.
fangs. i just had a liddle poster’s remorse-
{{{sweetpea}}}
**whispurrs** I iz habbin it a liddlol too. Nawt to be tellin ennywun, ‘k?
*making zipping motion over mouf wif tendrils*
OMCC! Dat’s me!
I finkso I had dat fayse wen teh gui wif teh horse traylur pulled out in front of me Fryday moarnin.
I kno I called him (an his muther) sumfin.
mee tew. when i get home, i sometypes rant for an hour bout da jerkfaces on da road!
Wii cawl it our razzin frazzin hour.
Ironically, it yooshully coinsides wit happy hour.
*boops nc66*
ware u bin?
*cheek rubs leeza*
Ai wuz bein’ held hostage by uh beeg green frog
and maus wit uh high pitchy voyse.
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Stoopy minyuns twernt no halp eever.
aw that sux.
{{{{nativeca}}}}
sew wot happened?
didja eet ‘em?
Fanky. Ai needed dat.
Whew! Feline beddur awlreddy.
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Teh frog and maus or teh minyuns?
any/all!
Well, I hopped on board with teh frog projects…
Slapped teh mouse arownd…(quite a bit akshully)
And installed virtual noserings on each ob my minyuns tew keep them focused on the Maus and Frog.
nao ai noe whai mai nose has ben itchin today- yu put a nosering innit! ai will hav yu noe that akkording to paragraph 3 uv subseckshun fore awn the minyun temporaree employmint contrackt, teh persun hiring teh minyun
(hensforth to be nown as ‘teh villin’) iz legallee and monee-ly
responsibull fore anee kosts relating to medikull, fisickal,
ore emoshunal damage kawsed wile in teh kors u
v fulfilling teh villuns wishes and orders, etc. excetera, xseterah.
kthxan git this thing owtta mai nose!
Yadda yadda yadda.
Dats wut dey awl say…
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Quit scratchin’! Yew’ll git it infected.
Kermit n Mikkie?
Close.
Tad and Mikkie
ai thaw tad wuz jus a pole.
NCa66!!!
*pownsez awn NCa*
Yoo has bin missed!
BOOP!
hay! I booped him furst!
*jumps on teh pyle*
Ohai DK. Ai missed yew awl sew much.
::tussle tussle::
Did Brampton treet yoo well? Wot did yoo bring us?
Hay Leeza: BOOOOOPPP!
Oh, adn did Tiki sulk wehn yoo got bak home, oar wuz seh glad to see yoo?
Oh ai brawt luberly trinkets foar awl.
There’s…
Authentic maple butter
Beer
Canadian flag refrigerator magnets
Doulton, Royal figurines
Elizabeth’s golden jubilee medals
Fox, Michael J. memorabilia
Granite stones for curling
Hats of the Tilley kind
Inukshuks
Jackets with Celine Dion’s picture awn them
Keychains shaped like maple leafs
Lodge decor
Mounty postcards
N…
Niftee toofpik holders wif a pikshur of a teh CN tower on dem
Onlee teh best “Maed in Chyna” soubeneers
Poutine
Qwebec, otter fuds frum
RCMP moosical ride, soobenerrs frum (donut ax)
S…
mousy postcards? we get in inrested!
Dis wuz in response to teh lol-link dat sweetpea posted.
whew, good clarification!!
zats no nicey rhsb even if they iz jerkfaces doesnt means theirs modas iz to
But sumtiemz dey iz!
yez once in a bloo cheez
set em up joe…
its wun fur mai baby an
wun maor fur the road…
u let bebbeh *drinkee*?
it’s a blues sawng by Etta James
Ohai you. Wen awr yew gonna continue yor story?
I kin has teh floofy caliko? Plzplzplzplz?
Teh orinj tabbeh an whyte luuks alot lyk teh wun my fren had dat Josie beeted up. Him iz teh sayme wun I usta chase hollerin, “Run Forrest Run”!
teh floofy calico is splortalishus!
*holds onto CHRG*
I even see sum foot floof!
**tries hard nawt to splort**
Just one moar Sam Adams?
VH1 Classics is airing The Eagles “Hell Freezes Over” concert.
It’s awesum, but sum of teh songs gibs me teh sads.
It wasn’t really sad the way they said good-bye
Or maybe it just hurt so bad she couldn’t cry
He packed his things, walked out the door and drove away
And she became the girl from yesterday
He took a plane across the sea
To some foreign land
She stayed at home and tried so hard to understand
How someone who had been so close could be so far away
And she became the girl from yesterday
Teh rest of teh song nawt applyz to me.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Fanks, Poohbear.
Iz nawt dat I want him bak, but it still hurts nun-teh-less. Sumtymes moar tahn uthurs.
y00 iz welkum, rhsb
ai doant knoa wut iz teh cure fur teh sad ~ but ai iz sendin lotsa schmoo an hedbonks!
Fanks.
{{{poohbear}}}
I jes try to take it day by day. Sum days iz bedder, sum iz nawt so grate.
I also finkso I gots some hormone isshoos goin awn too, so dat nawt halp!
I feell lyk kwite teh baskit caes, sumtymes.
*holdz owt pritty wickr baskit dekornatid wib flowrs nd kittehs*
Hop in rhsb, ai bin heer orl dae.
Fanks, Kimkiwi!
**hops in an curls up**
*Gibs rhsb a big snorgl*
We will orl halp yew (ebben thoes of uz in nooziland) iffin yew needz.
*schmoos*
Ohai {{{rhsb}}}
Did sumwun take yor credit card away?
Ohai, NC66!
Long time, no see! Ware u been?
Fanks foar teh info u sented me, btw.
Ai know, huh? Stoopy wurk had meh awl tied up.
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And, yor welcome foar teh info.
Hoap it halped and didn sownd tew preachy.
Ai jes wanted yew tew know hao speshul yew were.
Aw, fankyoo.
{{{NC66}}}
Yoo nawt so bad urself.
Askooze me, we’z cuttin u off
Jus milk for u from nao on, buddeh
I be singin PH’s song nao…
Show me teh way to go hoam
I’z drunk an I wanna go to bed
I hadda liddlol drink abowt elebenty howers ago
An it wented rite to my hed
ax-shew-alley, ai hasta go home an exermasize!
TTFN yewall!
:pikture gammacat clinging to carpit wif pointee ens and saying ‘dont wanna!’:
Bye, gammacat!
I kno teh feline. Wii gots tredmill inna basement an I has yet to get awn it.
**luuks at bodee** Dis mess nawt gonna luuk enny beddur thro osmosis, izzit?
But if teh power goes owt an yew haz no heet, yull liv longer den teh skinny-minny gurls, aifinkso!
*liv longer an stay warmer
Wherebber I may roam
On land oar see oar fome
You can always heeer me singin’ dis sawng – -
Show me teh wai to go home
how does i get my profile pikshur to show?
should clarify how does i makez commentz w/ my profile?
iz komplikashous ~ howsomever ai beeleeve cweenmj haz discribelded tihs on hur royalishus profiel.
and how does i getz to herz profilez?
Oh Hai!! I just flew in adn heer b sumwun luking 4 mii.
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u kin going tu
mai blog deh Cheez Town Cryer adn chekking owt dis paige”:
www. cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/avatarz-adn-bloo-namez/
Dere b lotz uv uzzer helperz…. feel free tu lukk arownd.
ohai cweenmj!
Oh cwap!!! i try agin!!!
http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/avatarz-adn-bloo-namez/
thanewcweenmj i was so irritated when i couldn figurez it out specially since iz a compooter savvy purson…
do i need a blog or jus a name?
Just a name.
did itn works? testz nubber onez
will try again in two days as per instructionz by cweenmj,
sorriez abouts the names addition didnt want to typez it out all the time so just wint with de shortie verzion
testz twoo (forgotz to hitz updatez profilez)
yayz it workz thank yoo cweenmj thankew alotz
and everyonez elsez for de supportz
ohai!
we hasn’t met, but welcome, luks liek ur getting gud halps.
can I ask wot ur name meens?
the truth is i read way too many fantasy books and i picked up what is basicaly the Lord of the Rings bible (is called the Silmarillion) and it happened to have an elvish dictionary in the back and i mixed some words together and it means bloodstained shadow wolf, hence the wolf avatar im just a huge geek that loves wolves
Me lieky teh abatar!
thankew
kewl!
u knows ur gonna end up wif a nikname tho, rite?
shud we go ahed and call u wulfie, or do u want suggest somthin?
… and iz yew a boy wolf or a gurl wolf?
kewl avatar!!!
I duz a happee dans fur u!!
dans, dans, dans!!
thankew again cweenmj
thankew again cweenmj
*start dansing tew*
OMG!! I b habbing danses wif wulvez!!
izat reely a bad thingy?
next step: bloo ness!!
ohai cweenmj! allwaze tehre wehn youze needed!
Schmoo tu deh pooh!!
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tiyming iz ebbereething.
Is orf fred but I juss gotz dis sekret vid clip ob leeza display her futbawl skilz.
youtube.com/watch?v=1YrPnCeLAKQ
Pneuman! I fergotz howta do a proper linkee – sawy, back to mostly lurkin fer me.
Judson! Iz gwate!!!
funny it iz
I has many skillz…
*bebbeh winged kittun flops down, sleeplee*
Ohai bebbeh Taya.
Hao iz yew?
sleepeh… *pout*
Oh, poore bebbeh. Yew cum sit on mai lapp nd ai giev yew snorgls. Yew cumming to Buddy’s haws toniet?
yesh
*crawls into ur lap and snorgles close*
Otay. Ai put naice floofy blankie in mai bag, cos we iz goink to see sum fwenz abter twerk for drinks nd dinnur. Butt (snikr) yew will be saef nd warum in mai bag. Tehre mebbe sum toiz fore yew to plae wib. We not be long owt.
*snorgles sleeplee*
y r bartenar tellings me is 43 teims nao?
Otay, I haz postifyed an editorial on deh cryer. http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/
it b bowt deh trollz.
Now kin i go tu deh bar? And haz a biiiiiig drink? plz???
Gud job, mah cween!
Ai haz wun tiny liddul rekwest — plz to … um … spellin mah nayme correctlee (iz kwoted wiffowt teh “y” innit).
*feels kinda pickee & duzzint want to pester … but askin ennyway*
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*hands cweenmj a biiiiiiiiig choklit martoonie*
*clinkee glasses*
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Cheez!
sinse we’re on teh subject tonite…
how did u come up wif ur name, ns?
I play an online game & had to come up with a name for my character (originally created to be a black magic user, but I’ve branched out). I thought “Shade” would be a cool name, but it was taken — so I tried it with a “y” in it & it worked. When I was saying good night to my group of game friends one evening, a bunch of people said “Night Shayde,” and then one of the guys started saying “Deadly Nightshayde,” which I thought was cool. Deadlynightshayde is a bit long, so I went with Nightshayde.
U is teh deadlee??
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all this tiem… unnder that miled mannured exteriur…
Oh yesh, teh nightshayde b berry dedlee. Poysun, eben…. adn shez not eben orinj!!
Pink iz teh new orinj?!?
Whoeber sed “pink iz teh new orinj” iz seriyusslee deraynged. *hair flip*
Er … strike dat. Reverse it.
Whoeber sed “orinj iz teh new pink” iz seriyusslee deraynged.
*gigglol*
*flips NS’ hairs ’cause she forgotted to*
Fanks, LCB. Wut wud ai do wiffowt yew?
Poysun Pink, deh newest kullur uv deh raynbow.
Beddur than venomous vermilion, N-E-day.
But… but… teh nightshayde is also knowed as teh belladonna, which means beautiful lady.” Just sayin’.
(And not just because teh NS and I is teh long-losted twins.)
Tis troo!
omcc
Ai finded dis lol & favrited it a wile ago. Iz a lolsnake, akshullee — so plz to nawt open if yew iz gonna faynt at the site uv a snakee…
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1620517
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*panics*
*runsawaytofinkuvofficesupplies*
Ai iz onlee deadlee wen ai hasta be — plz donut wurree yer fuzzeh liddul hed abowt it.
Itz being fixed dis berry instant.
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*Takez big swig uv deh chokklit martoonee.
AAaaaaaahhhhh. Dam!! datz gud!!
Derez moar where dat kayme frum, cweenmj. Ai haz teh Godiva White Chocolate liqueur if yew wud liek a more vanillol martoonie, and ai haz teh Godiva Milk Chocolate Caramel liqueur azwell. An creme de cacao … an Absolut Vanillol.
Ai can has wun wif milk chonklitt caramel likyoor?
*batts i-lashes, holds owt glass hopefullee*
*Pours biiiiig milk chonklitt caramel martoonie fur DK.*
Enjoy!
Oh nom!!! Fank yoo, NS!!!
u is gettin gud at teh i-lash battin DK!
(of corse)
You reelee fink so?
*batt batt batt*
Oops, wun ob mai fayke i-lashes just fell in mai martoonee.
Oh well, bottums up! SLUUUURRRRRPPPPPP!
Plz to nawt choek on yer fayke i-lashes.
ur not sposed to bat THAT hard!
heer, I has teh sooper gloo.
*gets i-last owt of martoonie*
*liks off chonklitt caramel stuffs*
*puts on sooper gloo*
*reachs over to put on DK*
*cant… kwite… reesh.. ur….eye*
There!!
*i-lash is attached purrminintlee to DK’s nose*
Naow when ai gets booped, ai can batt mai noze at teh booper!
Ur welcome!
I hasta go… I dint even get home til 9.
And I hasnt eeted dinner.. and it was time for bed… oh.. 15 minnits ago!!
*BOOPs DK*
That tikkuls!
Nite all!
Nite skwirrlgrrl!!
Nite leeza!! Schmooo!
Waol, all ai can say is, YOO ROK, CWEENMJ!!!!!!!11!
But… but… if u grows up, then u is uneligible to be teh LCB. STN.
Oh, and I didn’t drawr anything. I putted teh log together from teh clip arts and worked some font-fu is all.
Close enuff fur gummint werk.
Axullee, deh troll pixor b better lukking dan I majininged dem tu b.
Well, was from teh clip art on a public site. They couldn’t has a picture that comes close to whut a real troll looks like wifout havening to postify a buncha warnings and stuff.
I dint’ do anyfing! Well I did email teh cheezes on Sunday, but tehn I gloated.
Btw, I’m pretty shure teh ‘T’ that LCB saw Caturday was teh same one we saw Sunday.
And I dint know we was on teh rekord eether mj! I wudda wore my speshul owtfit if I’da knowed.
Teh piratey wench wun?
see b’low… V
if ya would sew the *ahem* acces portal shut……….it wouldn’t be an issue.
how did u know about that??
I’ve had girlfriends steal mah flannel boxers before, alter them, then for get and return them.
Ai mighta lolspeeked if ai’da knowed. Mebbe nawt. *shrug*
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Itz tiem fur meh to going hoam. Wutebber danses yew haz bin doin to keep teh pleh migrayne monster frum attakkin meh at hoam, plz to continyoo doin dem. Ai haz a feer dat it will get bad tonite & interfere wif mah enjoyment uv teh Safari Park opening tomorrow.
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Gud nite, laydeez (and jennelmen)!
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PS: LCB — ai jus turned in mah hoamwerk!
o cwap.
I has werks to do on my booth!!
Hoemwurk? Wii had hoemwurk? No wun told mii!!!
I knoes, rite? I wouldn’ta confessed to all those robberys.
At least I was waring leeza’s speshul outfit.
wut, Mick’s unnerwares??
I wundered where they went!
Those were MICK’s? Ew!
*runs off to take elebenty showers*
Yoo noes wut teh Fronsch wurd for shower is, eh?
Ew!
*runs off to warsh brane wif bleech*
Ai grossed owt LCB?!?
Mai wurk heer is dun.
I was trying to be, um… oh, whut is word?… demure.
No? I can’t “do” demure? Dang.
Adn teh Fronsch wurd fur diaper? Couche.
Teh Fronsch word for fly? (teh buzz-y kind, not teh zip-y kind) Mouche.
adn zhe mouth, eet eez la bouche
A wurd frum “Bohemian Rhapsody”? Scaramouche. Sownds teh Fronsch, eh?
Gonna go catch sum zzz’s naow. Sweet dreems, LCB!
Adn sweet dreems to yoo too, mai cween!
Bon soir!!!
La Bouche
♫ La da da dee da da da da
La da da dee da da da da
La da da dee da
La da da da dee da
La da da dee da da da da da ♫
♫ Be my lover
Wanna be me lover ♫
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No? Just me?
*crickets*
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Curse yew Frank Farian.
Gud tu seeing u heer, NC66!!
Fanky yor majesty.
Gud tew bii seen here tew.
i b bowt reddy tu go tu bed….. tawk tu u later, duud.
Aloha my leej!
N E Buddee still heer?
A compleetlee irrelebent fink tew beh noen: Scaramouche is da naem ub a purrson…
I’m still lingering BDM.
I’ve gawt the day awf tumorrow,
sew ai iz stayin’ up late.
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Stawp meh if yew herd this wun ‘fore…
Tew cats walk intu uh bar…
ya think the second one would’ve seen it coming
::snerk::
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Dats beddur than…
Why dew dey cawl it passing teh bar wen sew few loyloler dew.
LOL!!
D, er, Touché, DK!
Guise, we SO has to has a big cheezmeet at J-Pak’s this summer!! Ai can’t wate fur teh wun at Annipuss’!
OMCC! Gess wat I jes fownded awn tee-vee!
RAPID FIRE! Wif Brandon Lee.
I lubs dat man. (Yesh, I kno him passed away.)
Iz awn Fox Movie Channlol ifn ennywun innerested.
wun berbun, wun skoch, wun beer
Teh glas is haff empteez…full of kitteh wif emptee hed!!1!
♫ How dry I am… ♫
♫ How wet I’ll be ♫
♫ If I don’t find the bathroom key ♫
♫ I found the key, but not the door ♫
♫ It’s too late now ♫
♫ It’s on the floor ♫
“door on teh floor” leeds too the Basemint Catroom.
Clozin tyme! Yu don hafta go home, butt yu cant stai hear!