Ai reely should clean out my pouch more often
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Congratz Valesa!!! Awn tawp ov a 4-wai makramay foar nawt-sekkund wich iz tyded wiv a brayde foar sekkund! TGIF!
ohay everyone… don’t forget.. teh Safari Park opening on teh next lol!!
Just in case GP is too busy wif teh babbeh aminols to stop in befores.
More details, if u needs them, r on teh Cheeztown Cryer.
*rolls up unotteriz’d haggis stand*
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Btw I will be a fyoo minnits late, but I will be there!
Save a munny for teh Coconutt Shy!
** Checks supplies for Safari park visit **
Rhinestone flip-flops…check!
CHRG & dukky-taype…check!
Vented bags for “borrowing” bebbeh animols…check!
Monies…check!
Pepto-Bismol for after ai eet teh haggis..check!
i dunnoooooooooo. does pipples from teh Ethical Treatmint Coconutz (pft ETC) frew faek cocococonot mikl on my coconut matz…NOT a purty site…
come to fink 0 it, a repurr senative from dat groop is da wun dat bork’d da Pie Paw Gun!!! oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooes!
*hides behind haggis cart*
*pulls chullo down low ober hed*
*putz on reflective aviatorstylesunglasses from 70′s*
*wrapwrapwrap scarf around neck up around bottom 0 face, leaving onlee nose exposed*
hoo, gammacat?
noes, she is not wif PETC is she?
but she put teh PPG bak together, so if she wuz, maybe she resineded.
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anyhoo, there will be teh sekuritee there.. teh rabid weezles won’t let any trubble makers in, shurely… ?
re: pie paw gun resembling- it’s a twap?
a twap?
is tehre beer innit?
Squeel!!
Teh boss just left early, so ifinkso I gets to sneek out early too, and can b on tiem for teh big partee!
FLOOFLY WANZ!
belly button bunny
I thot Lint wazn’t here til after Mardee Gras?
Thass nawt lint, iz floof!
*gets distracted by thots 0 Lint chocolate truffles; better yet, da truffle “bars” wif higher gushie to shell ratio; not that i obsess over that or anythink*
Tell u wut, Maisoui: We buyz reglur truffflez an u can hav teh goosh an Ai’ll eet teh choko. Deel?
depends on how you gunna get da cover off…
u can find anything in here!
ohai ZF!!!
Can u find:
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A spare tishoo?
Bits of a cookie u eeted?
Cream, hand
D….
Dan’s lost sleep
Effury fing
Floofy bunnees
G…
Ohai Leeza an Upfi!
Gone-stayle crakkerz
How-two book foar laytest just-owt-ov-warrantee elektronnikal thing
Inchwerm (Upfi, wat u doin in mai powch???)
J…
Juss wat Ai wuz lukkin 4
Kippeerz
Lawng losted fings
Mai sens uv hyoomer
N
Needle foar
O holey pantz
Poppyseedz
Quite a mess ackshully
R…
Juxtaposishun 0 blarghed skincells & lint
Lost thoughts from navel gazing
Mini dust bunnies
N…
Neerly emptee bottlol of indeedgestion pills
Oreo cukkees
Plywood violin
Q…
Q-Tips ™ tu cleen out belli buttun
Rilli owld bref mintz
Stikki unrapped candiez
Tisshew – used
U…
Upfi’s umbrellol
Valesa’s VW
Weeeeekweeeeeeekweeeek from GP
X men cartoon
Y ask?
Zzzzzzzzz ooo navelgazing maeks me zleepy
behyawnd fehwl bewk und croiticull prayz, pohmz, un ober gewd stuhf
Din’t do it! Ai swares!
But is nice and warm and comfee —- pweeze, can ai stay wif yoo? Pritty pweeze?
U gonna havta roll up inna liddlol ball till ur feetz getz warmer!!!
ookay … *rolls up in wun littlol green ball and wraps feelers round hurself*
Dat’s bettur nao?
Dimes
Extra toothbrush
Full deck of cards
G…
Gummi bares
Hard candee
I drops
J….
Gin an tonnik
Hareballs
Icy creem drippins
Jellies
Koala bearses (howd tehy git in tehre!?)
Lint
Manatees,hayuge
N…..
Ninchucks…..
Orange peels…
Pennies….
Q…
Quite a bit of loose change
Regulator for thermostat
Stator from Techumsuh engine
Tidmum’s missink earring.
U ….
Ginornous Mice
Hankies
Juice boxes
K …
Kerrykatzees latest LOL
Lots of tishoos
Millions of paperclips
N…
Nightshaydez teeny tiny seekrit diary
Orinj candy
Peanutz
Q…..
Quacky bebbeh ducks
Reeses peeces
Stale gum
Taco Bell sauce pakkits
Uh oh, late bills!!
V….
Ohai everybody
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Oh hai, how is yoo today?
mez happee
I glad dat yu has a happy today!! Yu is stayin safe obber der, yes??
kittehs
lollipoppies
moosen (search Brian Regan Spelling Bee on youtube)
N…
especially uf teh sharp fings!
It jsut seems to colleckt all kinds of odds and ends!
That is one funny looking maus…
rodent of unusual shapensize?
Dunno ware deze kame frum
*pssssssssssst* annipuss, ummm, are you going to be driving the CCC today? …just wondring…
*casual look; fiddles wif mr potatoE hed on desk…*
Iffn it iz needid an nowun els iz abowt, den Ai wull dribe it – Caerfullee. Juss doan’t keap puttin fingz in teh wai!
well, speekink from spearyents, day taek away da lisense if you bork da skotch too many thymes…just sayin…
Ai fort dat wuz ownlee iffn u haz drinked teh skotch b4 tryin 2 dribe.
Much to Roo’s embarrassment, she could only remember so much of that fateful weekend she had spent partying with the Easter Bunny…matters had just become very complicated, to say the least.
The mornin after da nite before!
ai alzo foun a haffa sanwich, teh holee grayle an Jimmee Hoffa!
KK4! Annuver frunt paige!! Woot woot!!! congaratsulashuns!!
W00t, w00t!!! Our Kerrykatz ROOOLES! *dans caper prance tumblol*
that’s 3 in a week week week, isn’t it?
awesum kk!
Oh my CC….dat’s 3 dis week!! I bet ai nebber gets anudder one now!!
That’s wonderful KK4, congrats! I’m sure you’ll have many more on the front page!
Oh fanks you Hugh!! Yu luuking bery handsome today….Schmoo!!!
yew is a shining lite !!!!
Fanks Jkitty, I bout fell on da floor wen ai seen it dis mornin!!
Cross-breeding…u has it !!
Did anybody who logs into Word Press see the complaint letter about airline food that was on the front page?
It even has pictures….read it if you get the chance-it’s pretty funny!
I saw it a few days ago on a food blog I follow. It’s a h00t!
I think I would have rather been served White Castle than that stuff.
I’ve had some excreable airline food, but the stuff in that letter… Woof!
“Crime Scene Cookies”…yum!
Dis is teh wages of sin, wun druhnken nite wiff the Fye Onna Bunneh frat house an noaw she carries the shame fer lyfe.
Welkum bak my frenz
To teh show dat nebber enz
Wii so glad u kud attend
Come insyde, come insyde.
ELP ftw!
That wud be a gud song for GP to play at teh safari opening, infinkso!
Ohai, Leeza!
Ya, it wud be a gud one to play.
I donut kno if/wen I be ablol to come to teh openin. I may hasta be layte, dependin on ware I am an wat I’m doin. I’ll git heer as soon as I kin, tho!
There behind a glass
Is a real blade of grass
Be careful as you pass
Move along! Move along!
Coem inside, teh show’s abowt to start
Guaranteed to blow yor hed apart . . .
Say, they must be tawkin aboot ICHC low-budget theatre, arnt they?
“Coming up next…ICHC Low Budget Theater!!
Presenters of such classics as ‘The Grocery Floral Counter of Horrors’ and
‘The Bad Magician of Oz Trailer Park’.”
Come inside the shows about to start,
Guaranteed to BLOW YOUR HEAD APART! (eep!)
**puts awn jacket, fingerless glubs an grabs werk badj**
BBL!
Badjes??
We downt need no stinkin badjes!
I do, ifn I wanna get bak inna bildin.
No wanna be stuk owt inna snow.
We will make u a badj dat sez ” Queen Red Uv Cheezland”.
All must obey it’s power.
Oh yessss…..
:wicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujKwbsqm8is
Manfred Mann ref FT(semi-obscure)W.
oops…i am guilty of Music ID…FAIL…argh…*snorgles a Spooklet and falls ovr ded*
I finks you found a cuppla stray hares
FTW!
Do wanna find teh gray wuns! I gots enuf of dem az it iz.
DONT wanna
My frozed finners, let me show u dem, an put dem awn ur warn nek.
Just hangin with mah homeys . . .
Say, this remynds me abowt teh bunneh hoo livs under mah azalea bush. Teh huzbin went owt to get teh paper this morning. Bunneh wuz sitting in teh middlol of teh drive way. Bunneh wuld nawt yield!
Huzbin: Yield, I say thee, fayr bun-bun! Step aside!
Bunneh: Nay, I shall nawt yield thee, hooman!
Teh rabbit, btw, is annoyed by teh beeg snow pyles (too hi to hop over at this poynt in winter) and uses only teh paths kleered by peepuls to git arownd teh yard. Thus teh inkrease in hooman-bunneh skirmishes.
* snerk *
Teh ongoing battle between hyoomin and bunneh….
And aym shor teh bunneh gave heem that disapproving look. Yoo noes teh wun I means; we sees it a lawt heer!
helloz
Ohai, DaKat. Wuz that a disapproving bunneh look yor modeling ther? Or just an “Ohai” – in which case, “Ohai” to yoo! *holds owt paw uv frendship*
Ar yoo trappd insyde yor haus, with every path blokked by defiant and disapproving bunnehs? Letz tawk to teh eggspurts.
Defiant bunnehs, and teh peepuls hoo fears them, noos at elebenty.
Yup- de “lukking down de nose luk”- ai no dat wun!
We don’t have no plastic L.A. Frynds,
ain’t on the edge of no popular trend.
Ain’t never seen the inside of that magazine GQ.
We don’t care if you ‘re a lawyer, or a texas oil man,
or some waitress busting ass in some liquor stand.
If you got Soul
We hang out with people just like you
My hair’s turning white,
my neck’s always been red,
my collar’s still blue,
we’ve always been here
just trying to sing the truth to you.
Yes you could say
we’ve always been,
Red, White, and Blue
Mawm, is we adopted?
No, darlings! Yoo wuz chosen. We pikkd yoo frum awl teh uther bunnehs owt ther. Yoo is verreh speschul, mm-hmm, ifinkso.
aww that’s sweet
Oh, da kyootnis iter be bernin’ mai ret-tinas. *snort*
Pour Mrs. ‘roo, Aye fealz hur payne, Yew wud bii ‘mazed at wut Jr. ken dragz hoom.
yew be amazed wut ai gots in mai purse…………
yew gunna hab catrudays off now?? ai hear usps nawt gunna bring us inny mail on catrudays innymore
Ohai Jamama, iz nebur nowin wut gonna happin. Teh Postie Massa Generale sez gonna bii Tuzedaiz orf… butt dat onlii meenz deliburyy serbiss, nawt sellin stawmpz etc. Alsew, soun liek nawt butt ah polly-tickle type moob tu mii….
Yew shud bii whatchin yer malebaux soon……
iz teh end ob an error!!!
teh beeg erra iz dem finking dat Aye ken goez awn showin op at 4am awn Caturdaiz. Wut iz dey finkin?
dems finkin yew’s chopp’d livah……..dat’s wut!!
pleh pleh pukey pleh!!!
Dust bunnehs??
Aye dinna noe bowt Jamama’s purrz, butt Aye hab ah fren whu sez she lieb stail gum in hurz fer teh ex-bouyfrenz tu lib awn… kinda scarii, huh?
HAALLOO CHEEZLAND!!! Is everybody happy???
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Umm… has anyone seen that little Guinea Pig? He disappeared yesterday, locked the gates and I haven’t seen him since!!!
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Ahem… it’s not like I’m *missing* him or anything… err… I just want to… err… umm… Hedbat him, yeah…
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* has a worried *
Hello Mick! I have a little surprise planned for the opening, I hope you don’t mind!
HAALLOO HUGH! A surprise, you say??? OMG I LOVE surprises!!!
I hope everyone will like it but…well….I’m not totally sure *wrings flippers nervously*
I’m sure it’ll be fine Hugh!!! Looks like there’s gonna be a whole bunch of surprises!
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You know how GP likes to surprise people…
Mick!!!!! *swoons*
* catches KK4 before she hits the floor *
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* schmoooooooooooooooooooooooooo *
*kk4 melts like buddah*
Ah, my work is done here!
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* strut pout strut pout strut pout strut pout… POSE *
Adieu, Mick!! *waves weakly from da floor*
*lumbers up from behind kk4 to give her the shmoo of life* Shmoo!
*kk4 springs tu life* Oh fankees Hugh, dat was a close one!! *kk4 gives Hugh a big sloppy kiss on da cheek* Schmoo!!! *giglols*
*blushes and lumbers away smiling*
OMG
Awww!
Dis remines me of teh tiem when we went 2 Toronto Zoo an saw bunnehs in teh exhibit wid teh tree wallabies.
Final test!!!
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* has an excited *
Ai haz mai teekit…ai’m ready…wehn iz teh opening? huh? huh?
***doez butt wigglol awf doom…ready…set…****
OMCC…ai wud taek Hugh ober Mick enydai.
Is my lukky day, ai gets schmoos from bof of dem!!!
Ai no is off topik, but what happend to LOLSPeak Wiki? Anyboddy no?
Gud kweshun! Ai dunt noes. Cant find it eivver. Best 2 mail teh cheezes. Dere shud be a “Contact” botton on the “Voting” or “Upcoming” paige. Jest tell dem u be missing it and whevver it is tayking a holly day.
dems not dust bunnies! Dems hare ballz!
ringringringringringringringring bananafone~~~
ahhh! i seez yur problum! u haz deh dust bunnehs! don worry dey cleerz up eventooly!