OK iz berry berry sorree… furst I no seez nonz of mii commentz, NOW it is heer lik, i duuno sixtysixty millunz times!! Not berry good wayz 4 meez to make fusrt postees here. plz to fur give mii my misteaks??
Oh hai Elsa_Mama, no worries, it happens 2 teh best of us! Here, have a seat and ai brings u a hawt drink and den we can nom sum Jerman black forest gateau, k? *brings tray wif food*
OMG! This is my cat, no joke. His name is Licker. This was him as a kitten. I posted this on myspace and facebook. I love that he somehow made it to icanhascheezburger!!!
Okay, that’s all. I just was so shocked. I picked him up and said…lookee it’s you!
Furst, teh Nare.
Then, teh waxing to get any hares dat wuz mist.
THEN, teh lousy shampoo.
In dat ordur.
If we promiss him a skotch wehn it’s over, it mite be easier to get hiz complyance.
I alreddy bin thru 3 kids, two of dem was girls!!! I’d radder have crickets, aifinkso!! Akshuly, we have big salamander dat will never die, an him eats crickets…sumtimes husbin fink its funneh tu let a few crickets go loose so dat da kittehs kin be hunters. Once I was readin an felt sumfin on mai foot..was a cricket!!! OH NOES!!!! *kk4 nawt amused by husbins antics*
OMG!!! He/she..(not pikkin it up to make shure!!) bout a foot long!! Dotter bought it for us bout 11 years ago…was a water dog, dat dey uses for bait for fishin for bass. We puts it in aquarium, da fishees eatin on it so I puts it in anudder tank…den, it turns into giant salamander!! I looks on google, an it turns out dat dey live for bout 20 YEARS. Now here in CA., dese fings are illegal to have cuz dey messes up da environment. So…according to DFG, we spost to decapitate dis fing so it nebber can go into environment. As much as I nawt crazy bout it, him got a Kermit da Frog face…we nebber gonna let it free, but I not gonna kill it either. Dumb ol fing is livin in 60 gallon tank wif gravels, a fake littlol tree, and half da tank is wadders for him to swim in.
**wispurrs** Mai mom finks ai should “do sumfin” to it…I nawt have da hart…creepy pet, yesh, but him still alive, so…is unusual pet…I scared to piks it up, but I still care bout it/him/her…is still a life.
Ai could nebber in a million years hurt sumfin alive!! Well, mebbe a big spider or sumfin…dis fing has Kermit da Frog face…weird, but alive!! I looks on google, I gess dey live bout 20 years!!
Tenshun pleez! Ai sed tenshun! TENSHUN! *ebereewun turns nda luukz*
Nao, az sum ob yoo rekkamembir (Draconic Kitteh nda POC eggspeshullee) wen Ai started klonin cheezpeez (DK nda POC). Ai haz resuntlee desided tuu duu a massiv sii uns fare projekt. Sed projikt involvs klonin awl ob yoo.
Sew awl ob yoo hol still wiil Dekk Rant, DracLonic Kitteh, nda Princess ob Klones go arownd pullin owt yer fur, skales, feddurs, teef, nda eerwax. Hold still Ai sed!!!!
Pleez tew b formin a liin sew Ai kin bgin teh klonin prosess!
Nebbermind, bf…I seen down the thread an I posted it down der so all the cheezfrends kin sees it. Ebbryone lookie at da cool lol dat bf473 maded for our speshel day!!!!
*sigh* o wel, maybee u canh see it iffen u coppee an paist an put teh missin bitz at teh frunt uv it. Haz a gud effning frends, ai gotta goe naow! Wuz a fun dai!
Ai waz tew do teh moosik at teh Safari Park openink butt (noe snikr) teh tiem diffrins ment teh openink waz at 5am nooziland tiem, nd ai noes waeks up. Ai traied to put up sum moosik tiep kommints but WP eeted tehm.
So ai iz sowwee nd hoep yew izzint tew mads at me. Ai goez to teh ENB (Egstweemely Nawty Barn, wich duzzint have YNGs or ennyfink phun) nao.
eeck is rite, don’t has teh sads!!
even if u HAD got up, did u see, LCB and GP hadded trouble posting songs, so u mite have gotted up for nuffin!
and THAT wud really be teh pleh!
I was just teasing GC. I is doing my pleh monthly technical reports, and it puts me in an edgy mood. Just ask Leeza. She’s gotten dinged by me when it’s “that time of the month”…
well, 2 b honnest, u mite have got teh same response on a non TPS day. Maus has teh partikular tastes.
Just offer him hot choklit wif Sham Bored sumtime.
kimkiwi, dew nawt haz a wurried, ur moosik commints mite stil turnup ober dere. LCB an Hugh tried tew poast sawngs an WP helded tehm hostage fer neerly tew howers. Teh thred haz sew mennee commints doan fergit tew clikky awn “show all” iffen u goe bak tew chek!
U cahn plai Teh Sho Mus Goe On by kween fer meh pleez?
Noes!!!! Nawt the ENB!!! Dere be no such fing in Cheezland!!!!
{{{{{Kimkiwi}}}}
Is nawt ur fawlt ab00t teh time diffrunce. Dunt worry, nobuddy be mad wif u. We lubs u!
Hai! Iz been lurkin and now I posteded… not berry well, since I did lots O misteaks …
I onlee haz goggies now, but I growed up wit missy Elsa — the fierest 7 poundees O calico kitteh u ebber sawed!! She lived to b 22 yeaz oldz!! So, iz is still Elsa’s Mama, 4 ebber and ebber. I hope to get new kitteh some day!!
Aww, you always gonna be her mamma. No worries wen da commints bork..happens all da time heer. I lurked fur months before I was brave enuff to post commints, now I glad I did. Is da bestest place wif the nicest peeps!!
OH HAI adn Welkum tu Cheezland Elsa_Mama!!
.
Kum wif mii tu deh ty booteek adn wiil’ll git u a nice new CHRG tu keep u frum splorting fur deh kewtnesses. Try dis wun on … it haz deh babeh otterz on it. …… oh, yes, u lukz lubblee in it!! U mite wannna taking wun uv deze floofee Cheezpeepz Map blankeez, tu. Weneber u feel sad oar lonelee just rap ursef in it and it b like a big hug frum awl deh Cheezpeepz.
.
*Handz Elsa_Mama a nice hawt cuppa koko wif wippee kreem
*adn chokklit sprinklolz
Cheez!!
Babs? Habs u been comminting here be4? Iffn nawt, ai wud laiks to welkum u, too, cos is awlways nice 2 meet njoo cheezfwends. Iffn u has, pweeze 2 furgibs me. *holds out feeler to shake hands/paws/appendidges wif Babs*
Ohai, ElsaMama! you mus not wurry abowt making mistay- misstak – mestai – errirs! Nise thing abowt lolspeek is you onlee has to make it so lolfrens can reed its!
We only cares that you is happee to be here an luves all lifes! Kittees, goggehs, burdies, fishes…mmm, fishes…
*ahem* Sorree.
Wat I ment to say is: one rule onlee> play nise or go home!
Welcum!!
No no, Rikki’s DEFINITELY still around, no worries, and doesn’t actually look that much like this kitty. I just think this kitty’s, well, pretty. Look at the eyes and nose in all those stripes.
Is up da thred a bit, not too far up…Necro sumfin sumfin…aithot da plan work purrfekt. Troll not get foods, troll goes away, commints not get eated up by feeding troll…is a win/win!! 8)
Out of mai face hooman!!
*danse danse danse*
*offurs KK4 hur choice ov martinis frum a large silvur tray*
or feel mah pointee endz
adn conga ratz on bein top of teh nawt sekkund pile kk4!!!
Fanks princessmu an London_Hoomin!! Lets all have drinkees an dansin on dis wondermus day!!
jus nawt hier
Leeb me alown, Ai aer habbin a bad dai
‘k kitteh, ai’l leev…
*sneeks bak and quikly snorgles teh kitteh all ovr his grumpy littl hed*
OH NOES!! Watch out Whiskers … grumpy kitteh is swipin’ his sharpie pointee ends at U nozie noze!!
OH NOES!!! Teh grumpy kitteh is swipin’ his sharpie pointee ends at u nozey noze!!!
Hisssss….. Grumpy kitteh havin’ a hissy fit!
OH NOES!! Wach out Whiskers .. teh grumpe kitteh is swipin’ his sharpiee pointee ends at ur nozey noze!!!
OH NOES!!! wach out Whiskers — teh grumeh kitteh is swipin his sharpie pointee ends at ur nizey nize!!
OK — that was one big typo mess, even for LOLspeak!!!
OH NOES!! wach ouwhiskers teh grumPeh kitteh is swipin his sharpie pointee ends at ur nOzy nOse!!!!
OK iz berry berry sorree… furst I no seez nonz of mii commentz, NOW it is heer lik, i duuno sixtysixty millunz times!! Not berry good wayz 4 meez to make fusrt postees here. plz to fur give mii my misteaks??
Oh hai Elsa_Mama!! It happen all da time on da commints, WP noms dem up and den spit dem out later!! Is you new? If yu is, welcome to dis fun place!!!
Yesh, speshalee iffen u haz nawt poasted afore, WP lykes tew nom ur commints fer a wile, wii haz awl been fooled bye this aifinkso!
Is almost like WP hazing us when we new, yes? *sticks out tung at WP, runs away in fear*
Yesh — WP haz a hairball wif ur commints, Aifinkso. Alla time.
Hur-ur-urp-HORK!1!!
U aer berry walkum to dis happi plaes! Doan’t wurree bowt ennee mistaeks – we awl maek dem!
Oh hai Elsa_Mama, no worries, it happens 2 teh best of us! Here, have a seat and ai brings u a hawt drink and den we can nom sum Jerman black forest gateau, k? *brings tray wif food*
sew beautiful! okay! i leave
ai agree princess mu! ai lubs da grey eers and paws!
skweeeee! (very quietly)
Skweee!
* offurs Gammacat a martini *
thankee! *sip sip sip*
*offers princessmu a tray of chokilit biskits*
*Comes scampering in*
Chocolate biscuits??!! Yuck! Never mind…
*Goes back to the pleh TPS Reports*
whut kinda biskits do yew prefer?
ai have all sorts!
I like Mu’s cookin’ better anyway…
*Runs away REALLY fast*
oh! fank yew!
sniff sniff SNIFFFFFFFF!
ai go then
oh plz dew nawt Go! u kno that maus can b silly sometimes!
*nibbles a choklit biskut. *
{{{Gammacat}}}}
{{princessmu}}
ai kno maus can be a silleh.
ai do have lots of pleh meetinks todai
them make me
* liks crums awf emptee plattur wif tung *
Nawt tu go awai. Ai lieks Ur biskuts. Ai can haz moar?
Prinessmu needz teh ‘sistant aifinkso.
Assistant? *perks up* like a helpur rodent oar a nyce gama alfa beta cat?
i fink it wood be fun tew has assistants.
ot ~ i just watched Iron Man the otter dai and i would love to be either Pepper oar Iron Man. as lawng as we had each otter … ~
Wuz wonderrin on last thred…
TPS??
Truly Powerful Stuff??
Terribly Pressing Stuff??
Trite Pessimistic Sayings??
Teh Pleh Soots. Aifink!
o ai liek DAT!
awffis ref FTW!
OMG! This is my cat, no joke. His name is Licker. This was him as a kitten. I posted this on myspace and facebook. I love that he somehow made it to icanhascheezburger!!!
Okay, that’s all. I just was so shocked. I picked him up and said…lookee it’s you!
Prefurrably ‘nother one country that this one.
ARG! THAN this one. My tired typing skillz, let me shows you them.
now u can’t go TOO far.
onlee far enuf that u can still get bak to provide fuds as needed.
Hmmm… ‘nother one county, then?
purrhaps top up automatic feeder fur fuds. dat way yew onlee need tew come back every week week weeeek or so…yes aifinkso
Butt tehn haow wuld u get teh gushifuds? Tehm nawt wurk well in audimadic feedur.
Agreed, gums up da works!! How yu today WestRiver?
Ai had a buzz and missed teh safari park openings. Ai haz tu go watch teh bideo replai.
Was a cool mornin here today!! Ai jes buzzin along maiself here! 8) Hm, must be dem beez.
dis, dis is MY chair
.
yours ovver dere, way ovver dere
mebbe briing choklit befoer u goe
and toona. an pet me. jus a littl. gud nao go way.
How gloriously Ebil!
Kitteh be sayin”Eggcellent”….
Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Aifinkso Ebil Maus – but dis tiem YEW wares teh Fronsch Maid kostyoom.
*ponders ebil maus in fronsch maid kostyoom*
*Models costume in front of a mirror*
I think it’s quite attractive. And it doesn’t make my butt look big…
BiggER ????
*hedbats eeck*
bee nice!
EM, of corse yew butt doesn’t luk big
*Gets out his giant bionic cat paw*
*HEADBAT!*
Be careful Skippy…
Aktually,ai prefer Jif….
Peter Pan flies in, saves eeck jest in time!!
** snickers **
*jentlee kisses Ebil Maus on teh cheek fur playin along*
*in a sing-song voyce*
EM has girl cooties! EM has girl cooties!
I am QUITE immune to your so-called cooties. My regular population of body lice eats them immediately…
*backs away very slowlee*
U has lice but worries about havin a big butt?
Seems like the wrong thing is bugging you….
Ebil Maus got lousy frends!
does dat means we has to shave Ebil Maus
Wat yu means, we? Aifinks I let YOU do it!!!
hm.. I finkso we switches out teh debreefing fluid for a big vat of Nare. Yup. Dat wud doo it.
Nawt sekkund gibs him teh baf wif teh louse sham poos!
or does U fink waxing wud be a better idea?
Nawt teh waxing less u haz teh elebenty fut polls?
why does we need elebenty fut polls?
Ai nawt get clows enuf tu uze teh ten fut polls.
den Ur Nare idea sounds gud, luks lyke Ebil Maus is gone
fur deh day, I guess we hasta wait until 2morro
Furst, teh Nare.
Then, teh waxing to get any hares dat wuz mist.
THEN, teh lousy shampoo.
In dat ordur.
If we promiss him a skotch wehn it’s over, it mite be easier to get hiz complyance.
Ai haz teh 60 yer owlde scawtch. Wii can bribes him wif dat?
If he don’t want it I kin takes it…would be a shame to waste it.
Sounds like a plan, and remember it ar fur his own gud
all deh louses will be gone when we is done wid himz
*runsawaytowarshhurlips*
Ai finkso, Brayn…but whatever did happen to teh Rabid Weasels??
Aifinkso, Brayn, but cullottes chafez me sew…..
*passes baby powder* Meh too!!
Liek at the Safari Park !!
360+ commints…W00t !!
Dat was kewl..was a lotta fun to be had dis mornin! Well, nawt mornin no mores!
Wuz sew mush fun!! Wel dun GP an awl cheezfrends whoo maid it sew grate!
It was da funnest ever bf473!! Ai lubs dis place
Meen kitteh haz no frends.
Aifinks kitteh prefurrs it dat way.
as opposed to a hole?
I was thinking that too. Looks like we’re still mind melted…
I tried to ax sweepea bout that earlier, but she onlly noes about vinemelts, not mindmelts.
iz taht liek a cabbernay-merloww melt?
Nawt an entire nice day. Jus haff uv wun. Teh ekonomee bein wut it iz, yew noe?
Not enuff munees for a whole day of nice.
Is there a wage-and-nice freeze?
Y duz u fink dere wuz anice storm?
GMTA nightshayde!
um.. maybe teh quadrooplet fing is for reel??
*ponders quadrooplets*
*faints*
I always sed I’d radder have triplet boys den one teenage girl!!
U can be liek teh hoomin ladee in Califomina and haz teh ocelotuplets?
Sabe tiyme haz dem awl at wunce.
Lose yer sanity…awl at once!
****crickets chirping****
* pounces awn the chirpee crikkits *
iz teh crunchee adn choowee!
I alreddy bin thru 3 kids, two of dem was girls!!! I’d radder have crickets, aifinkso!! Akshuly, we have big salamander dat will never die, an him eats crickets…sumtimes husbin fink its funneh tu let a few crickets go loose so dat da kittehs kin be hunters. Once I was readin an felt sumfin on mai foot..was a cricket!!! OH NOES!!!! *kk4 nawt amused by husbins antics*
how big is deh salamander?
iz deathly afraid of all lizard type fings?
:shudder
OMG!!! He/she..(not pikkin it up to make shure!!) bout a foot long!! Dotter bought it for us bout 11 years ago…was a water dog, dat dey uses for bait for fishin for bass. We puts it in aquarium, da fishees eatin on it so I puts it in anudder tank…den, it turns into giant salamander!! I looks on google, an it turns out dat dey live for bout 20 YEARS. Now here in CA., dese fings are illegal to have cuz dey messes up da environment. So…according to DFG, we spost to decapitate dis fing so it nebber can go into environment. As much as I nawt crazy bout it, him got a Kermit da Frog face…we nebber gonna let it free, but I not gonna kill it either. Dumb ol fing is livin in 60 gallon tank wif gravels, a fake littlol tree, and half da tank is wadders for him to swim in.
**wispurrs** Mai mom finks ai should “do sumfin” to it…I nawt have da hart…creepy pet, yesh, but him still alive, so…is unusual pet…I scared to piks it up, but I still care bout it/him/her…is still a life.
U is a bery gud purrson, kerrykatz. Ai is glad u do nawt harm ur unushual pet. It is still a life, as u sez.
Ai could nebber in a million years hurt sumfin alive!! Well, mebbe a big spider or sumfin…dis fing has Kermit da Frog face…weird, but alive!! I looks on google, I gess dey live bout 20 years!!
Dat latdee awlredde haz 6 chillunz. Wat she wanna haz fertillitee treetmiont 4?
Ai finkso she wants teh eggstra wic munnies.
Ai wudn’t wanna haz 8 babbehs awl at wuns fur awl teh munnee in teh wirld!
I has a grouchie
and a grumpie
I has a Harpo!!
Ai haz marks!
I is invisblol
I cannot see mah commints
but ai see yew, two_kittehs!
Boop!
ai sees u two_kittehs!
*boop!*
Ai see u 3
But nawt ur uvver commint – dere aer 2 in WBT, but oawnlee wun heer.
I fink I maded deh WP kitteh maded and himz eated mah commentz
oops I shud has written maded the WP kitteh mad
didja haz a linkee er aneefing in teh commint? WP alwais noms mai commints wif linkees an neber neber horks tehm bak upz.
nope
Aifink WP juss noms sum commints `coz it’s hongree! I noe dat it noms wuns wiv linkies oar nawtee werds in.
no nawty wurds either, I iz a gud kitteh
*snerk*
dats a gud idea kitteh, aihm egghawsted frum teh hijinx, lojinx an awl teh inbetweenjinx at teh Safari Park openin.
Aifinkso ai bedder goe lie daown
OOOH ai iz werkin wif sumwon i wud lyke tew sai dat tew. dey iz VERI annoing.
gud tyme to haz pointee enz. plz tew grow pointee enz?
*lends Babs sum pointee enz*
OOHHH YAY! *ebil laff*
here lytle annoing co-NON-werker!!!
Go gettem Babs!!!
canni burrow them when yer done?
pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease?
*stelthilee serchis fer co-NON-werker*
hmm…deys at lunsh…maibee layter…
here GC. mai viktum iz gone nao.
*gives gammacat pointee enz*
thanks Babs! dese will be useful for my next meetink!
let me know if yew need them back
Ooooooh! Another potential recruit!
recuit tew what? i went tew lunsh and missed mush.
To become an Ebil Minion, of course!
teehee mefinks ebil minion wud be fun!!
*watches wif horror an fasinashun*
be waree ov teh dark syde… suducktiv, it is…
*Turns face away* Could be dangermouse!!
Tenshun pleez! Ai sed tenshun! TENSHUN! *ebereewun turns nda luukz*
Nao, az sum ob yoo rekkamembir (Draconic Kitteh nda POC eggspeshullee) wen Ai started klonin cheezpeez (DK nda POC). Ai haz resuntlee desided tuu duu a massiv sii uns fare projekt. Sed projikt involvs klonin awl ob yoo.
Sew awl ob yoo hol still wiil Dekk Rant, DracLonic Kitteh, nda Princess ob Klones go arownd pullin owt yer fur, skales, feddurs, teef, nda eerwax. Hold still Ai sed!!!!
Pleez tew b formin a liin sew Ai kin bgin teh klonin prosess!
Sounds painfull plasticat!!
run awai! run awai!!
u wanna put dat WERE???
ai agree wif bluesfan473.
*scampersawaiwifkwikness*
every kitteh for themselves!
Hay! ai losted mai bloo naim sum ware in teh Safari Park!
Dere it iz! Whew! Wadda dai it wuz!
indiidilee it wuz!
Dey must have a lost an found der…I glad yu finds it!
*finishes paking pavilion wiff a quickness*
*climes up ladder to top ov elolefant*
*rides away*
I prefurr tew stay wun ov a kind, fank u
R u shure u wants anotter one of ME?
Or me?
Or me?
I do not think you can clone an android…
** ponders a whirld populayted by skwirrls & mauses **
Are these the standard brown skwirrls & mauses,or the multi-hued ones??
an how bout da purplol skwirrls?
Is dey Afrikan or European Mauses?
doos dey lyk kokonuts? hmm…
And shrubberys!!
Ni!
It’s only a flesh wound!! Hey bf, kin ai post linkee to Safari Park lol dat you maded? Or kin you post it? Is cool!!!
Nebbermind, bf…I seen down the thread an I posted it down der so all the cheezfrends kin sees it. Ebbryone lookie at da cool lol dat bf473 maded for our speshel day!!!!
plz tew hav shrubery wif wyte pyket fense?
ai wil tri agin tew dew this…
heer iz a linkee tew mai safari park poaster
.
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3276290
*sigh* o wel, maybee u canh see it iffen u coppee an paist an put teh missin bitz at teh frunt uv it. Haz a gud effning frends, ai gotta goe naow! Wuz a fun dai!
BF, ai posted it down da thread…was too good not to share, an I saw dat you was having trubble wif it, so I took da liberty!!
yes we is teh gud effing frends!!
oh wate. dere’s an N there.
.
I tries to post ur link:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3276290
anyone else think it looks like the kitteh’s cracking his knuckles? total mobster kitty…
heheh! kitty gona maek u an offur u cant refuse!
Soprano kitteh gonna take care of bizness.
Al Capone kitteh finks it tyme yew sleeps wif fishehs.
mmmmhhh! fishies are the perfect late nite snack!
speshly wif lymons and tartar sawse!
*liks lips*
fishlols?? sumwum say fishlols?
*wanders awai luukin foar fishlols*
I’d liek to tawk to you abowt some uncollected kibbul…
dats won mad muffin!!!
Ohay ebberyboddie, ai haz teh sads
Ai waz tew do teh moosik at teh Safari Park openink butt (noe snikr) teh tiem diffrins ment teh openink waz at 5am nooziland tiem, nd ai noes waeks up. Ai traied to put up sum moosik tiep kommints but WP eeted tehm.
So ai iz sowwee nd hoep yew izzint tew mads at me. Ai goez to teh ENB (Egstweemely Nawty Barn, wich duzzint have YNGs or ennyfink phun) nao.
No need to beat yerself up or anyfing…we nawt eggspects u to get up befoar dawn…and WP wuz actin awl funny on teh Safari thred,anyway.
{{kimkiwi}}
We still lubs u!
eeck is rite, don’t has teh sads!!
even if u HAD got up, did u see, LCB and GP hadded trouble posting songs, so u mite have gotted up for nuffin!
and THAT wud really be teh pleh!
ai know kimkiwi
{{kk}}
ai hed stoopee presentashun, sew i missed the hole tour
AND maus insulted my biscuits
*pout*
I was just teasing GC. I is doing my pleh monthly technical reports, and it puts me in an edgy mood. Just ask Leeza. She’s gotten dinged by me when it’s “that time of the month”…
I not has a PMS?
Pleh Maustrul Syndrome??
is dat when Maus is chaysed by deh grumpee kitteh?
… in a soot…..
schmooo! to Maus.
ai have pleh meetinks todai. so ai runnin in an out anywais!
well, 2 b honnest, u mite have got teh same response on a non TPS day. Maus has teh partikular tastes.
Just offer him hot choklit wif Sham Bored sumtime.
Fanks eeck.
Ai kin plae Daydreem Beeeever bai teh Monkess fore yew?
Can ai has “I’m A Believer” insted ??
Yew shure kan. Yew want teh Monkees vershun or teh Smashmouf vershun, or boath?
Boath…awn a loop…..
How bout Pleasent Valley Sunday?
Otay, heer it cums.
Ai orlso has kataroke masheen fore ennywun hoo wantz to hab a singsong.
Woo Hoo!! *chair danses*
Nd nao ai kin plae Cat Peepil bai David Bowie?
BOWIE!!!!!!! Oh, yeah, play on girlfrend!!!!
Riet, cummink at yew nao – Modurn Lolove bai Mr Bowie, teh Tihn Whiet Duek.
OMG!@!!!!1111!!!!11!11@##%^*88665k!!! David Bowie!!! hawtness incarnate!
Ai been lubbin him loooong time!! Nawt to show age, but I had him in bynil, 8-trak, cassette and CD now!!
Aaww, nawt ur fawlt, kimkiwi – u can’t chaynj teh tiem zoen ware u lib. Stai an plai wiv us!
Otay, nao ai plae Fwendz wil be Fwendz bai Kween, fore all teh luvely Cheezpeeps.
kimkiwi, dew nawt haz a wurried, ur moosik commints mite stil turnup ober dere. LCB an Hugh tried tew poast sawngs an WP helded tehm hostage fer neerly tew howers. Teh thred haz sew mennee commints doan fergit tew clikky awn “show all” iffen u goe bak tew chek!
U cahn plai Teh Sho Mus Goe On by kween fer meh pleez?
Ai shure can plae taht fore yew. Iz wun of mai favrit Kween songs, speshlee wehn yew put in teh conteckst of waht was happenink to Fweddie.
Dat iz wai iz wun uv mai favs tew. RIP Fweddie, bestest frunt man eber!
O yes, he waz full ob teh fun and ossim. Tehre is gui in nooziland hoo duz bestist Fweddie Merkurie impreeshum eber.
Noes!!!! Nawt the ENB!!! Dere be no such fing in Cheezland!!!!
{{{{{Kimkiwi}}}}
Is nawt ur fawlt ab00t teh time diffrunce. Dunt worry, nobuddy be mad wif u. We lubs u!
Aw shuks, tahnk yew upfi.
Tehre is sum moosik aboev, butt (hee hee) let me noes if tehre be summink yew wud liek to heer.
HIssss…. Grumpe kitteh hafin’ a hissy fit!
Sleepeee nao. Teh last LOL…..374 posts 8O. O mai, mai, mai! Safareh opning wuz spekaklar! Well dun, GP, well dun!
Stoopeee weerdpress …..sposed tew cum owt liek dis:
It was da most fun mornin ever!!
Three Cheerz fir Guinness Piggeh!!!
.
Hip, hip, hooray!!
HIP, HIP, HOORAY!!!
HIP, HIP, HOOOOOORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
“For hims a jolly owld fellow,for hims a jolly owld fellow,for hims a jolly owld
FELLLLOWWWWWWW…..which nobudde can dey !!!!!
…deny – sorry!
YAYYYEEEE!
klapityklapityklapityklapityklapityklapity
klapityklapityklapityklapityklapityklapity
…
floofie paw aer kinda soar naow…
*teh crowd goez wylde chantin*
.
GP! GP! GP! GP!
Ai maided a poaster tew comemememerayte teh Safari Park openin, iffen anee wun wud lyke tew see it pleez tew goe tew mai lols.
Ai neber has luk poastin a linkee sew ai nawt eben gonna tri it.
Ok ai kin post it!!!!
.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3276290
Hipp Hipp Hurra!
Hipp Hipp Hurra!
Hipp Hipp Hurra!
*Upfi does it teh Jerman way today*
80
worst.caption.EVER.
Don Corleone kitteh is not happeh that U is disturbing himz
on his dotter’s wedding day
haha!
Iz kitteh going to be petting…um..a kitteh ??
Or mebbe a maus ??
or mebbeh a pinny gig?
or mebbeh himz hoomin
Dis kitteh has abowt teh sayme expreshun awn him/hur fayse dat I do rite nao. **shows grumpee fayse**
I gots sum erranz to run after werk, so I nawt be heer until teh next lol oar mebbe teh wun aftur dat.
See y’all laytur. I hoap.
bi Rhsb! b saef!
Chanj of plans.
Unless fings iz diffrint, I NAWT be awn tonite! Mahm jes called, teh lektriks iz gone.
**grumblol grumblol**
Oh,my….
{{rhsb}}
Be sayfe AND warm,pleeze…..
gibes grumpee rhsb
fluffushus Injeh to snorgle
{{{rhsb}}}
*Gibs rhsb teh hawt chokklit adn teh map tu teh sekkrit hawt tubs tu keeps warm wif. *
Pls nawt tu cher dis, eben wif luckee.
Hai! Iz been lurkin and now I posteded… not berry well, since I did lots O misteaks …
I onlee haz goggies now, but I growed up wit missy Elsa — the fierest 7 poundees O calico kitteh u ebber sawed!! She lived to b 22 yeaz oldz!! So, iz is still Elsa’s Mama, 4 ebber and ebber. I hope to get new kitteh some day!!
Aww, you always gonna be her mamma. No worries wen da commints bork..happens all da time heer. I lurked fur months before I was brave enuff to post commints, now I glad I did. Is da bestest place wif the nicest peeps!!
Ohai Elsa_Mama! Welkom!! Dunnawt wurree, is bery hard tew maik a mistaik inna lolspeek! Iz nawt rekwired aneehow! Haz fun an (agin) welkom!!
Ohai,Elsa_Mama….welcum!
Ai haz a calikko…she be fierce,awlso.
Welkomes Elsa-mama. Nawt tu wurree about teh missing teaks. Wii awl haz dem sumtiems.
Princessmu will be showing u teh wai tu hurz meadow. U can plai wif Elsa der.
What wuld U like tu haz fur drinks adn noms?
Drinkees … I will haf Cheeree iceee…and Noms, weel… maybee sum almund kookies
OH HAI adn Welkum tu Cheezland Elsa_Mama!!
.
Kum wif mii tu deh ty booteek adn wiil’ll git u a nice new CHRG tu keep u frum splorting fur deh kewtnesses. Try dis wun on … it haz deh babeh otterz on it. …… oh, yes, u lukz lubblee in it!! U mite wannna taking wun uv deze floofee Cheezpeepz Map blankeez, tu. Weneber u feel sad oar lonelee just rap ursef in it and it b like a big hug frum awl deh Cheezpeepz.
.
*Handz Elsa_Mama a nice hawt cuppa koko wif wippee kreem
*adn chokklit sprinklolz
Cheez!!
tanks and jeeps cewwnmj!! I luv koko wif wippee creemz nand spinkleez … and i amsur to neez the blankeez sumtime, ifinkso … {:~)
Babeh Otterz?! Sumwun sed “babeh otterz?!”
Welkum to ICHC, Elsa_Mama! Iz a lubberlee playc wif lawts uv rillee niec pplz & kittehz & goggies & otterz & pinnygigz & parrotz & wolves & manatees & rats & skwirrls & awl kinds uv creechurs. Aifink yew will liek it heer.
*extends floofee paw in frendship*
downt ferget teh lolrus nad his bukkit!! he’s heer tew!
Babs? Habs u been comminting here be4? Iffn nawt, ai wud laiks to welkum u, too, cos is awlways nice 2 meet njoo cheezfwends. Iffn u has, pweeze 2 furgibs me. *holds out feeler to shake hands/paws/appendidges wif Babs*
Ohai, ElsaMama! you mus not wurry abowt making mistay- misstak – mestai – errirs! Nise thing abowt lolspeek is you onlee has to make it so lolfrens can reed its!
We only cares that you is happee to be here an luves all lifes! Kittees, goggehs, burdies, fishes…mmm, fishes…
*ahem* Sorree.
Wat I ment to say is: one rule onlee> play nise or go home!
Welcum!!
[sigh] Tabbymeezer. – ♥
Aw, looks like yur kitteh? Her not wif us no mores? {{{{{Theo}}}}}
No no, Rikki’s DEFINITELY still around, no worries, and doesn’t actually look that much like this kitty. I just think this kitty’s, well, pretty. Look at the eyes and nose in all those stripes.
CheezFrends: wuud yuu buy a uused caur oar a cheep morgage howse frum tihs kitteh???
Noes? Ai dint fink soe;
(Butt taht’s OK, becuz kitteh dint wunt tuu seyll yuu enneyfing, enneywaiy;
hims jes wunts yuu tuu goe awaiy, NAOW!!!!
Kittehs face look like meh wen ai has to tells salesperson to goes away!!
Wuz there a queschun abowt who runs dis howsehold?
I didn’t THIIIINK sooo…
To all cheezfrends….Yipee dat none of us fed da troll on dis thread!!! Hims went away, and we not wasted commint space!!! Schmoo!!!!!!
yew kno, i never ben seeded him! i was awl bissy playing wiff u guise! starve the trolls plan is werkin!!
Is up da thred a bit, not too far up…Necro sumfin sumfin…aithot da plan work purrfekt. Troll not get foods, troll goes away, commints not get eated up by feeding troll…is a win/win!! 8)
oh- himz will be bak….. i seen him round fur lawng tyme…… jus postez un leabz…..
I agreez- ignorin iz da bestest polici…….
momcat
thanx ebby oen fur voten n puden meh on dah frunt lolpage ahgenn
concatulations witwolvin
**bows graciously before princessmu** thank you m’lady
Oh mai manners!!! Conga rats on front page witwolvin!!!!
what is this cats name?