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furr inna poneytayle,,,
We haz a tye agane! Ebbrywun els muss be bizzee!
yersh. teh bizzee. ai orta bii bizzee sleaping — butt (snikkur!) dis tu mutch fun.
First!
Nope.
*starts to hum LCB’s wunnermus song*
*hugs calicocoa, who is hopefully fast alseep in hur bed*{{{{{calicocoa}}}}}
Lub iz wat u maek it
ohai adn conga ratz, annipuss! shawl whee drinkee adn dansee to teh thai bow teak tugedder? u kin naym teh dans — ai wantz teh hawt milkie, myte halp teh sleaping…
Ai had a trubbul gettin 2 sleep lass nite – Ai drink cammomile tee wen Ai can’t sleep. Ai hoep teh hawt milkie halps!
fankz, anni — mebbeh ai splorsh sum kammameele T inna milkie nextaim…
mmmmm fankyew! ai lurv teh milkie. iz nais. hawt. mmmzzzzz nitee nytee nao…
Ai cud sings u a Jerman lullabye ….
♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪
♫ Schlaf, calicoco, schlaf ♫
♫ Dein Mutter hüt die Schaf ♫
♫ Dein Vater schüttelt’s Bäumelein ♫
♫ Da fällt herab ein Träumelein, ♫
♫ schlaf, calicoco, schlaf ♫
♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪
Awww sehr schöne upfi!!
aaaooowwww, so nais. fankyew, deer upfi. ai sleapink nao…
ja. ich meinte “danke schoen.” (hey, whu moovd mai umlaut?)
hao to duing teh umlautz, pleez?
i do not no if teh linky will werk but here yew go…
http://www.ukstudentlife.com/Life/Computer/European.htm
Iffn u be using Windoze, u can has character map. Nawt sure whevver it be in Control Panel or in programs -> Accessories, so u has to luk or ask teh cween (she noes). But dere u can finds awl charackturs 4 awl lankwitches.
Ai found a roundab00t way to find it: Start charmap.exe in C:\WINDOWS\system32, dat’s teh wun. Seleckt ur font and den scrawl thru teh list of funny sign until u find teh ö. ö be Alt + 246 on teh njoomerick keypad.
Ohai upfi
We has teh saym song in Dutch! Onlee wifout umlauts an slitlee different words:
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
Slaap kindje slaap
Daarbuiten loopt een schaap
Een schaap met witte voetjes
Die drinkt zijn melk zo zoetjes
Slaap kindje slaap
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
Dats so nyse, i diddent kno it even eksisted in otter languages.
Teh Welsh bass/baritone, Bryn Terfel, singz dat in German – it iz lubblee!
Good mornink! I can has lyrics in Inglish, plz?
It luks pritteh in enny langwidge!
Yesh u can! Here’s a literul vershun wif hardlee any rhymes.
Sleep, kiddy, sleep
your mother tends the sheep
your father shakes the tree (DONT ASK!)
so that a little dream falls down
Sleep, kiddy sleep.
I know it this way:
Sleep, baby, sleep,
Thy father is tending the sheep.
Thy mother is shaking the dreamland tree
To shake down a lovely dream for thee.
Sleep, baby, sleep.
It’s a pretty melody.
Oh NOES!!!1!!!
Ai has gotten it wrong: It’s fatha who tends teh shep and mutha shaykes teh tree for teh dream to fall out. *sigh* Ai is getting old and ai no can has kidlets to sing lullabyes to!
Eether way is fine mefinks, and theres so mennie vershuns of lollabyes that yoo could just say you invented a noo one
.
Teh dutch vershun rhymes a bit more:
Sleep kiddie sleep
Outside there walks a sheep
A sheep with little white feetses
That drinks its milks so sweetlee
Sleep kiddy sleep
But i lykes teh germun wun. Dream-apples are lublee fort.
Aw, thanks for translayshun! *dreems uv sheep with little white feetses*
I likes them bof — bf teh sheepses wif liddlul white feetses, and teh idea oov shaking dreems out of teh trees. I will fink ov that on windy nights — the winds r shaking the dreems down for us all.
Pritteh images!
Sleep, baby, sleep.
As gentle winds blow down
Sweet dreams for you to keep.
Dude this video ROCKS!
Kitteh hedd bangerz!
aaaoooowwwwww — teh KYOOTness! Fank CC furr teh CHRG adn gogglols!
*Holds CHRG sekyurlee in place* – sooo cyooot!
Ai hatez 2 sai dis, but…2 LAET!!! *splort!!*
I can haz coffee?
Shore, haow di u liek urz? Ai haz it strawng an blakk an no shugr.
Me too, me too!!! *holds out cup lukking hopefully*
Me too, me too!!! *holds out cup lukking hopefully*
Always black
We’re in yor Internetz, streaming yor cawfee strong and blak!
Ai haz juss maed a big jug uv filter cawfee, plentee fur awl!
Can ai sum wif hawt milkie adn choclaite spwinkels?
Am nawt having gud dai at wurk…
Sowwy u aer habbin a ruff dai. U can hab ur cawffee ennee wai u liek – awl teh fings aer awn teh trai!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, dats betta!!!
Fanks annipuss!!
Nao 2 go to meeting, but can do it wif a smyle!!
UAAAAAAA supa cyot *-*
“UAAAAA”–is dat Gaelic?
Dat’s me on teh train at 7 AM.
*nod*
*nod*
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
hehe i see sum laydee tewday do taht on teh trayn and she hitted her hed on teh window but dint wayk up *gigglol*
Teh trayn Ai sumtiemz haz 2 get iz so full dat u can sleap standin up an nawt fall doun go boom!
Ai has teh narpolace- narcopalepti- Ai has teh zzz…
Ai fink Ai’ll juss……….taek……..a…………short……….n-n-na……….ZZZZZZZZZ
Gud moarnin, Cheezland!
I hadda false start dis moarnin. Got awl reddy foar werk an dadcat comes in sayin, “Nawt gonna happen. Teh hill be bakked up.”
Teh nawt-sekkund 2 miles of owr dribe is berry steep hills, wif noware to go ifn u slide awf. Dere r truks an cars apparentlee stuk onna hill, so wii nawt leevin yet. Mebbe laytur.
So, I camed bak upstayres an got onna pyooter!
At least u can play on cheezland nao! Bettur dan wurks, aifinkso.
I agwee, upfi!
After awl teh drama an trauma I hadded yesterday, I nawt so anxshus to get bak out in teh wevver mess!
No, bettur stay home and comy and be sayfe. And play wif ur fwends!
Mmmm…..I iz eetin sum warm oatmeel. Yum. Warms teh belleh.
So, hao u been doin, Upfi? Izzit cold in Jermanee? Wut u do foar werks?
Yesh, iz cold, around freezing tempratshoore today. We can has sno, butt (hehe) teh roads r clear by nao. Ai cud even ride mai byke 2 wurk. Ai writes compjooter man jewels (teh buks nobuddy ebber reeds) and translaytes dem into ingrish or Jerman, depends wot teh oridginal lankwitch is.
“Ai no sweepy, see ai nawt swe…..honk-shu, honk-shu…..”
Haha! Dis eez sew addoreeble!!!
Iz sry fer mie lolspeaks. Iz steel lernin’…
Ohai, Cyann!
Welcome to Cheezland! **extends floofy paw in frenship**
Ur lolspeek is fine. Sum nawt yoose lolspeek alot. Othurs yoose it egg-skloosibelee.
Ohai rhsb!
Ai lefted woruk last nite adn cud nawt get bac on ICHC adn wen bed wurreed abowt u… So glad u okai!!!
We haz sunshyne here in Lundun, but still cole…
*Putz a floofy paw owt windowz, collekts sum sunee*
*Lox it titely in majik fevva adn bloes it across oshen to rhsb*
Is okay, u doin’ good
I CAN HAZ PEPSI?
Yesh, you can has a can! *LOL*
That had me giggling pretty hard.
soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!
da definision ov cute
I has a news flash fur these kittehs: wurks better if you lie down befor goan to sleep!
I would really love to re-edit this, it’s an amazing idea but could be done so much better!! does anyone have the source files??
More like sleepy kitty remix!
It was far cuter before the rewind and repeat incessantly bits started. Just show the original video without that reverse-and-redo nonsense.
I can haz dukkietayp fur teh splortyhead?
dat mov waz sooo cute
Hay mai cat nevur watchez lolcat vids n stuff but she wuz watchin dis mebbe cuz I sittin on flor neer hur but stil evun on mai lap she dont wtach shrug goin back to bed nao zzzz
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
OMG this sooo funny is best i’ve seen and i’ve looked at evry pic!!!!!
I lyk teh part win teh flufi kat dus teh macerina. (1:03)
I love that! it is so so so so funny. I almost wet my pants and I could not breath from laughing so much and by the way please make sure thoses cats heads are okay.
that 3rd kitteh, tha simaese(sp?), looked lyke it waz beating it’s face in to a tabl
losta tymez….verry painful…
omg, i had dis song in mah head frum a video ah wached on youtube!!!
remoovd? shid!
who knoo cats cud dans?
awwwwwwwwww! so cutez!