yew wan mad cao?
yew wan mad cao? i gives yew mad cao.
r u mad cuz we went cow tippin?
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Eat mor Chickn!
agin wif teh gmta!
dis gettin spookeeh.
We musta been mynd melted or sumpfin…
Chik-Fil-A kitteh iz serious.
Where’s that O’Spockn woman?! MaryO… yoo got sum splainin to dooooo!
dis wud be liek alien abduckshun rite?
sinse we has no memmries of this…
*thinks*
*alien abduckshun*
*memmries*
.
Yes of corse!
…. Mary OoooooooOOOOHHHH??
**ponders the result uv a Leeza & Maus mind-meld**
**runs awai scared**
*Demented laughter is heard from the Ebil Dimension*
**wonders what BBWWWAHAHAHAHA..cough,cough,hack means**
It means he’s been outside smokin too many cigarettes aifinkso…
If I is mindmelted wif Maus, duz that meen I is mindmelted wif EM too??
U shud be so lucky!
It cud be worser, Leeza.
U cud be mind-melted wif ME !!!! :wicked:
My… it’s getting a little crowded in here…
I finkso u need to put an addishun on the Ebil Dimension EM.
Wile ur at it, can u add a decompresshun chamber for traveling between dimenshuns? I is getting the hedake from teh presshure variashuns.
Would a breezeway between dimensions werk ??
A nice,sunny one…wif plants & lawn chairs?
nd interdimeshunal NG’s to serve refreshing dwinks? Wif shwimps?
And a beach ov stardust just beyond, with surfer boys and surfer girls frolicking in teh cosmic waves.
Hmph. Just who is going to pay for all this? There’s a recession going on you know.
*cough* Tea Are Oah Ell Ell Ess *cough*
.
Bedder yet, wii cud maek awl dis stuff OWTTA dem…
I don’t fink urfly recession touches interdimenshunal breezeways
Why do you guys want all these things? No one ever comes here willingly….
troo troo booklion!
and anyways, i don’t wanna lownge on anyfing made outta trolls.
EW EW EW.
.
BUT, we cud
conscriptenlist the trolls to do teh labur, so taht wud be teh free!And it IZ the Ebil Dimenshun, so I saw we just has them steel teh materialz. STN
Wuddnt teh interdimenshunal breezway be a stop on way to AWL teh dimenshuns?
Dont wurry, Maus, yu duzznat has to clean teh Ebil Dimenshun fur bistitors (that was whut yu wz worrying about, rite?)
Wot r u saying EM, u don’t WANT us in teh ebil dimenshun??
I finkso deh Birfday fairy haz putted deh trollz tu werk in hur faktory. making goddiez fur deh goody bagz.
Cween, can’t you construkt teh Interdimenshunal Breezeway and the Stardust Surf wif a wave ov yur magikal wand? The marble frum Maus’s brayne will make teh portal
U shur u b wanting mii tu duing dis??? wunst u opunz deh breezeway dere b no telling hoo oar wut u will finding in it….. kud make pregnant otterz and wolvereenz luk like bunneez adn pinny gigz…. Dere b awl kindz uv stuff owt dere adn a breeze way wud kunnekting alw uv deh dimenshunz tugezzer at wunst…
HM.
Gud point.
But cudnt’ we be putting someting in teh breezway liek an interdimenshunal doggeh door? U knows, wif teh ‘lektronick key? So u wud has to has teh key to be able to aksess teh breezway.
Oooh, GUD idea, skwirrlgrrl!
But, deh marblol on deh wand b frum Maus’z hed… …. …. I not sure I b trusting it… …
I give it a try.
*Wavez majiklol wand*
*utterz majiklol werdz*
*Sparkleez fly owt ever wich way*
*Deh kween dissapearz in klowd uv smokez
*Breezway appearz
:SHOCK:
I thot u had gotted that fixed!
U needs to get that into Ollivanders rite aways!
where’s teh cween!!!!!!! Where teh cweeen!!!!!!!!
she moar volluble than a breezeway!
um, cween?
ware u are?
Boy,ai got a bizzee here at werk for awhile,and I got back and saw how far you guys have run wif teh breezeway idea.
I’m impressed!
Yu noes, we hazznt seen teh Maus OR teh Ebil Maus in a lawng time. I wonders if teh marblol ov teh Maus has taken teh cween right to him?
*RassinFrassinPlehMeetingWithStoopySuits*
*Comes out of the Ebil Dimension holding MJ*
Hi there. I believe this is yours…
*Voys frum annuzzer deemenshun
Wow!!! dat wuz fun!!! Just like wild roller koster ride. Wut a kewl plais… i wunnder if isle ever see mai cheezee frenz agin?
Oh dear. It looks like their a TWO of her now…
“Another fine mess you’ve gotten us into…”
oh DERE u are mj!
grate job on teh breezway!
*luks around*
Teh sauna is a nise touch! Kinda gud and ebil at teh same tiem.
U fink we shud have a grand opening partee?
Thank you, mR. Hardy.
I hopes not be gud cweenMJ and Ebil cween MJ
I hopes iz nawt a case of Gud Cweenmj and Ebil cweenmj. Hu noes whut an ebil wun might do…maybe make ovver peeps into preggie otters, or become a feercly preggie wolverine.
Oh, wait, that waz teh GUD cween. Hu knoes what an ebil wun might do.
ohai bl I sended another emeow
maybe sumbuddy better warn sweetpea, justincase.
fankee, two_k!
Hai guise!! Wussup???
U kin kwit wif me, Maus.
My last day of smokin supposed to be Sunday.
Good luck with that. Seriously: quitting’s hard to do…
WP is playin games again so this mite post twice but..
the gum werked for me.
I tried the lozenges once. They were very much Teh Pleh.
Wun ub mah bess frens IRL got pnuemonia and da stumuk floo. Him was sew sik, him no wanted cigarettes, an him kwitted. Whyl ai duz nawt rekkomend dis mefod fur ebreewun, eet werked fur him, and ai be teh prowd ub him fur qwitten.
I new sumbuddy hu akshully ate a cigarette. She got so very sick frum teh nictoine poisoning she had no desire to smoke fur a long time.
*note to chilluns or small peeps. Do nawt try this at home. Even eating small cigarette butts can kill children*
When my dad wuz young gui, him maded hims own ciggy – from paper an tobacco dat wuz hangin inna barn!
I finkso him turned menny shades of green from dat egg-sperymint!
Gud luk to yu, rhsb. Has yu tried hypnosis to reinforse teh gud thots for kwitting?
Nope. I kwitted cold-turkee yeers ago an smoked moar (and foar longur) bak then.
I onlee been smokin a few munfs nao an averidj abowt 3/day. Sum days I nawt smoke at awl!
I nawt kwittin dis tyem cuz I want to. Iz cuz I has to. I start takin meds awn Sunday nite dat Dr GirleeCat sed “NO SMOKIN wen u take dis stuff”!
Oh, that gibs gud strawng motivayshun.
You will sukkseed just fine, sins sownds lyke teh fizzikul addikshun nawt so bad.
I fink bess wayz to quit is not to start
dad kitteh used to smoke when I wuz a liddel kittun
an I has hated deh smell of tabacco eber since
an has nebber had any desire to smoke.
gud luk wid quitting rhsb and maus
I will keep mah pawzes crossed fur boff of Uz
I smoked a lot, but wot I smoked was ultra ultra light. Liek 1 MG. The patch wudda gived me more nicotines than I was getting from teh siggies! Teh gum let me dose myself, only as needed, and I was able to ween myself off teh gum in only a week week week!
Gud for yu! I nebber smked, but ex-husband did. He wuld get down to three ciggies a day, but nevver kwit entirely. My lungs be sensitiv, so I fink if I had stayed wif him, I wud hs had serious helf prollums.
yesh, eben tho ai haz nebber ebber smoked, boff mai rents wer bery heavy smokers. ai duz nawt allow it inn mai howse (tehy cahn goe owt awn teh porsh iffen tehy needz tew) cauz ai is super sensytive tew teh smell, maiks meh coff an feel lyke ai cahnt breeve, aifinkso cauz uv bean spozed tew it fer yeerz wile growin up.
inn spyte uv awl teh ebidense sum smokerz ai kno tri tew claim taht sekkond hand smoke duz nawt hurt there kidlits butt ai knos diffrunt frum purrsonal speriance.
Yes I can has asthma purrblemz, so I can unnerstandz
how U feelz
Science is un ur side, too, bluesfan, ab00t teh effects of sekkund hand smoke on peeps. Smokin is teh PLEH. Ai keep mai feelers crossed 4 rhsb on Bunday.
seems silleh, specially since i has truble wif smoke,
but mai dad an uncle used to smoke, so the smell
reminds me of childhood.
anyhooo, gud luk rhsb. i will cross everything I can for you.
GMTA rhsb – wee halps eech ovver, yis?
hmn.
hoo here wud have teh abilitees to do that?
*ponders teh ushual suspects*
:wicked:
Rassafrassingstoopy WP…
*Whispers*
BDM: It’s “twisted”…
*whispurrs* Fangs! Mah stoopy, let meh sho eet tew yew…
I think u wanted : evil :
no go get more chikkin for me to eet.
or silly sheep… habent mayd up me minds yet…
Den ai sho u mai pointy endz
ai gots ur mad caow rite heer pally!
I did nawt kno cows had pointy ends….
Dey do! Two of dem! On deir heds!
dis caow alzo gut sum seerius pointy endz awn himz bak fut dere
Denny Crane cat.
Bawstun Leegul ref FTW!!
Luks liek he b kneading hiz cigar & scotch!!
Owie! Stops tryun to melk meh!
“You can milk a cat?”
“You can milk pretty much anything with nipples.”
Fockers, FTW!
Iz eeze 2 get milk frum a kitteh – u juss taek awai teh sorser!
*heddesk*
*grins*
jus lyke takin candee frum a baybe. wich iz rong. rong inn sew mennee wais. ai wud nevver dew taht. unles it wuz chokklit.
But deh baybeez shunt haz deh chokkliot…. it b bad fur dem…. yesh, yesh, chokklit iz bad fur deh baybeez. ….. it b a gud thing tu taking chokklit frum deh baybee.
*luks for babeh to tayke choklitt frum*
*elbows booklion owt uv teh wai tew grab teh chokklit* Oops, sorree BL, lemme hep u upz!
*pops nyse piece of choklitt into bluesfan’s mouf*
It duzzn’t eben has much baby drool onnit.
ohai booklion I sended U an emeow last nite and didn’t eated it
ohai, two_kittehs, I just emeowed yu bakk.
Owr old kitteh Talbane wuz orfanned we he wuz yung. Mai stepdawter got another boi kitten, Daemon, from a frend. Talbane wuz so trawmatized from losing his momcat, he traied to nurse on Daemon. For sum reezon, Daemon put up with it.
Another frend of my stepdawter saw Talbane with his hed tucked into Daemon’s belly, and sed, “Ai feel…dirty.”
Poor kittehs! Dat beh sum trama!
Mew! I mean Moo!
I mean get me out uv this reediculous owtfit!
Trik-oar-treet!
*kitteh extendz pointy endz* gif meh teh treet rite naow r u gits teh trik sumware u doan wants it!
an yew beh gettin da trick fur dewing dis tew meh!
Kitteh is mooooved to teh angur.
Dat iz wun p!$$ed-awf pussycat!
**hides unner teh bed from mad kitteh**
Sour puss gibs buddermilk?
*snerk*
FTW
Fanks, Eeck.
I can has Nikita to snorgle wif? I’m stuk at hoam agin. At leest foar teh moarnin.
** puts teh floofy Nikita awn teh magic beems to KY **
Ai wuz tellin her last nite how much her auntie wanted her!
Hur prolly luuked at u lyk, “Who wud nawt want me?”
Tippiklol kitteh ansur!
Luuk, Eedk!
I maded a lol wif teh lurvely Nikita!
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3262689
Dat be teh CYOOOT !!
Sorree it took me so lawng to see it…I gotted a bizzee at werk!
or mebbee
Anything but buttur
Badlee sour melk
Curdeled chez cottage
D…..
Debbled eggs
Ebil Eyes Cream
Frantic Frappes
G…
Gargantuon Growls
Headbats wif poyntee ends
I, Ebil
Jumps awn yr head when yew sleepin
Kik, Bunnee
L…
Litterbaux…..uv DOOM!
Milkz, spoyled
Neeopolytin icy creem
Olives oliver teh floorz
P….
Leers, de ebil kinds
Munster heerballs on ur pillouses
Non-deehry toofuu soured creem – plah
Oberripe rookiefault – pleh
P…
mad kitteh is mad
Kitteh Pwomeises Udder destruction!!!1!!
*snerk*
FTW catslave!
excellent pic!
irritayted kitteh sez ‘this iz bull!’
@@@@@ for you, bluesfan
I see yu still has power. I hoeps teh storm wuzznt too bad for yu.
fanks fer teh gud hoaps! wuz bery strainge wevver, gotz bout 6 inshes uv sno, tehn it wuz teh sleetin, tehn snoin agin, tehn teh temp starts tew goe up an it wuz pourin rayne den temp dropz gin sew awl iz frozen. Wii did nawt looze teh power fank goodness, ai haz had nuff uv dat fer mennee yeerz tew cum.This haz bean teh straingest winter. Ai nawt sure wat iz goin awn wif Mother Nachure butt ai fink shee iz a bit p.o.ed at uz hoomans!
we got about 4 inches snow, then sleet, then 2 more of snow…not bad, more in teh normal range for winter. I’m just hoping we are done wif te below zero temperatures.
And I’m bery glad you didn’t loose power or heat this time!
meh too! affer bean owt fer daze teh las tyme (an sum fokses fer weeeks) ai hadda skared. ai wuz alreddy finkin bout puttin sum stuff inna bag few taikin tew the R.C. shelter iff wii needed tew. Tehy wuz teh saivin uv us las tyme! maybee teh Noo Engerland power cumpnees finlee gut tehre acks togevver tew wifstand teh ice.
i liked it!
No i don want mad cow
Aowt-raiyged Kitteh sez:
Yuu KNOES Ai donut plaiy ‘Drehss-Up’ enneytiem;
nebber, ebber, ebber; iyt nawt bees iyn main kontrakt;
Soe wye duz yuu dysregahrd mai wyshis adn puttaown a kostoom awn me enneywai??
Yuu ar soe gunna paiy foar tihs trahnsgresshun!!!!
(Doan ebber kloase yuur eise tuu goez tuu sleap;
yuu nebber knoes wut mite heppin!!!)
…an mad caowcat iz knot evun…caowcat.
You’re a cute cow.
lol, I rekonize teh espreshum on yur face dude
ahh im paralized with fear….
omg loooooooooool !! i luffs eet <3