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Whut U mean “look whur U going?”
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Ai meened to do dat.
Conga ratz NS awn teh dubblol nawt sekkund commint. Adn teh leeding teh Ty. What U want fur sillybrates?
Fanks, WRr.
Cinnamon rolls & tea wud be luverlee, aifinkso!
U wantz teh oolonggong oar teh nilgiri tees?
U can haz teh cinnamon rolls oar teh caramel rolls
Ai can haz cinnamon caramel roll? Az fur teh tee — sumfin dat goes wif lemming, plz. Ai iz a lemming gurl — nawt a milk/creem gurl wen it comes to mah tee.
I can has teh ooololololonnnng tee, plz?
Dat wut I drink at teh Chineez fud-playse. Iz teh WIN!
oh I tried deh good chinese plaiz in mah gnu town
wuz full of win!
Kittehz aer shore futtid
BOOM!
Sir face is soft, an kitteh haz menny other pointed endz fer dig into fabricz.
Kitteh nawt go Boom, aifinkso.
I fink kitteh is axually pointin to sumfin onna floor. Praps he’s saying ‘Yo done wanna step in dat!’
maybee he iz sayin ‘O luk, goggie fal down, go boom!’ wile snikkering tew hisself
Hey! Who put dat drop there?!
Owch! in 3..2..1
This kitteh has been nommin’ some spices! (Of cyoot!)
ohai meowzie-chan. ah toadally dig ur naem. it remindes me ov Jackie chan, ov whom i r an admirerur!
*gifts MC wiff an oak box filled wiff Jars ov the rareest spices*
if u am newish… WELkome!
Naem iz nawt ment to hav dat purrpose, but u haz a pointy!
Uh oh – kitteh iz bowt tu lern hrd leszon!
Nawt dat wai Kitteh, is teh twap!!!
* Sets up teh cow boi trap Ai maeded fur Leeza-b.
Puts teh fresh beer inna middlol fur baits *
She nawt sez whar tu putz it it goes heer, Ai is tyred uf draggin it arawnd.
*luks at beer*
what kinda beer is it? ai can be a cowgirrrl!
Skwirrlgrl wants tu catch teh cow boi. Ai can let U haz teh beer wiffout u going inna traps.
* hands gamma cat wun uf mai hoem brewed CowBoi Lager wheet beers *
thank yew, West River rat!
*sip sip sip*
mmm, nommy beer!
*comes in to czech trap*
aw… nuffin but gammacat?!
pooie.
Ai is wurking awn teh noo improobed modlol.
♪ ♫ …ai wanna be a cow boi,
an u can be mai cow gurl… ♪ ♫
Cow-boy baybee
Wif teh top let bak
An teh sun shine shinin…
**grooves to Kid Rock**
My onlee words of wizdum are
– Radio Edit –
i r berry impressed wiff Kid Rock. he stayed famous and built a carrere around an album he did like 15 yrs ago. i wish i could write sumthing that nduring!
i still rock tew Debil wiffowta cawse.
*pulls chopstik frum complicated knot of lawng dark hares*
*shakes owt crazy mass of kurls*
BAwm dipa dowbadawm bidippiditty…..
groves awn….
*dancis nekkid arownd fyr*
bawitaba dabang dabang diggydiggydiggy setta boogie said up jump da boogers
Bebbeh kitteh must be relaytit to me.
aw, den you must be killin peeps *Blargh* frum da cute!
Nawt so much, I’m afrayed.
My lak of cawerdinayshuns, let me show u it.
**whispurrs** I bored 3 toes on my nawt-sekkund weddin nite. Walkin.
BORKED.
Walkin barefooted, hit door facin.
Hurt lyk a beeg goggie.
owie!
i keep smashing mai toes on the box o’sweaters unner the bed
3 times this morning, in fact
A flashlite fell offa teh bed an hit my anklol jes a liddlol bit ago.
Iz gonna leev a mark.
Iz dat teh saem wun that U sitted awn lastest nite?
teh strypes…teh liddlol wite feetz….*clutchez CHRG*
U needz teh tax forms BF473?
an teh staticly cahrgated hiarz!! teh teeny tiny pitty pawz!!
ayiyiyiiiiiii! yu just had to menshun doze teeny tiny paws.
*runs outta ruum*
halp, i aer bean obercome by da cute!!!!!
*opens door-iceeeeblast hits face*
‘kay. i aer all bedder now.
*puts on chullo wif dancing llamaz for splort protekshun*
omg luk at deh eyes, luk at liddel tayl
oh noes I still recoberring from last splort
holds on to CHRG titely
:Thud
I is dead from deh cyootness of deh kitteh
Oh noes, 2_k!!!!
HALP!!!! **runs arown in circlols, wringin hanz, forgettin wat to do**
Lemme see if I kin do dis…
*sweeps up 2_k’s braynes*
*rinses wif sparkloly water (wif lymons)*
*scoops into hed, replaces hed bones*
*dukky tapes hed bones in place*
the hed bones connected wif the, dukee taype
*snaps CHRG in place*
*ducky taypes CHRG in place*
*tuck tuck tuck the blankee*
and here is a warm drink and chokolit noms for yew!
**looks weekly at rhsb while sipping choklits**
fanks rhsb, cute bebbeh kittehs is danjurus
U onlee luuk at me wunse a week?
Dang, iz I DAT uglee?
She still deeleerius. she fink U teh Cute bebbeh kitteh.
U iz teh Cute but U nawt teh bebbeh NE moar. Fank CC
**raises eye-brow at teh Fank CC commit**
If U is still teh Bebbeh Ai nawt can go tu NB wif U.
Nope, If I wuz still bebbeh, u’d be goin to teh jayle.
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**hazza delayed reackshun**
Waittaminnit….Did him say I wuz kyoot? Reelee?
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**runs arown leapin**
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He sed I wuz kyoot! He sed I wuz kyoot!!!!
* redz up teh fred a littlol ^^^ Putz awt lawts uf pillols and ‘taxes teh airbags tu teh walls. *
U knoz whut I meant
don’t be twisting mah words
U iz deh purteh
now Uz has hurt mah feelings, Iz ar going to go in mah room and
feel sorreh fur mahself
*stomps feets, bangs deh door loudly and purrceeds to sulk*
Nawt tu sulk. Ai haz tu gib Ur caramolol roll tu sumwun else.
Oh LCB U still heers?
*hedbats 2k*
dinna stai in rum! yull miss the fun!
**stomps aftur 2_k an beets awn clozed door**
U get owt heer RITE DIS MINNIT, yung laydee!
otay I comes out if Uz an gamma cat insists
** comes out of deh room beeng all dramatikal**
*has happitayle at site of 2_k*
yeah!!!
*pats 2_k onna nose and leeves googleee eyed ginny pig stiker*
Boop!
i knoez wut u meanz. so much kyoot!!!1!!! wait… uh oh…
*SPLORT!!*
um… HALP PLZ!!!
*sweeps up darthj’s braynes*
*rinses wif sparkloly water (wif lymons)*
*scoops into hed, replaces hed bones*
*dukky tapes hed bones in place*
the hed bones connected wif the, dukee taype
*snaps CHRG in place*
*ducky taypes CHRG in place*
*tuck tuck tuck the blankee*
and here is a warm drink and chokolit noms for yew!
O, fank u! chokolit noms iz mai favolate!
OOH a internal splorts!! dis be tuff.
*grabs teh syringe wif teh big needlol.
lissens tu 2_K chest until ai finds teh braynes.
sticks teh needlol inna chest an sucks teh brayns intu teh syring.
cleens teh brayns inna syrinj sif oolonggong teas
Put needlol inna eer uf 2-K
Puts braynes bak inna heds.
Gibs new CHRG anna HGGs. Wif eerpluggs.
Has teh hawt tee and teh sinymon rolls.
Wraps in floofie cheespeeps blankit.
Uze hello kitteh bandaid awn teh chest where de syring wuz *
fanks fur deh Nilgiri tees WRr is mah favorite
Nilgiris (bloo mountains) beez beree purteh too
Good Pulp Fiction rescue West River!!
He’s teh splort effing master!
Fanks, Ai nawt eben watch dat moobee.
Is gnarly moovie!!
O noes!!1! Somebuddy get teh kitteh catchy thingy, stat!
Izzat liek teh goggie catcher? Du nawt want!
I’ll catch da cute littlol kitteh!!
wiv bloo eyes ^^
How u can catch a kitteh wif ur eyes?
RrrrEEEK…ReeeeEEK…*drags in large contrabtion of netting, ropes and macrame cords, complete with tiny spiderman dolls* iz zis it, LCB?
Close enuff!
Teh kitteh catchy thingy is a smaller version of teh peepul catchy thingy that I is all too framiliar wif from some of my adventures. It looks like a tramploline, but u has to be teh extry careful not to actually use a tramploline, as u could has a bad eggsperience wif Rick O’Shea.
but rick o’shea iz da gud gi . iz Hipshot purcushun hoo iz spoze tu be da bad gi. but can’t be awl bad cuz haz cat naim belle starr.
Is he related to Rick O’K Sick?
Wow. sed noe commints, but der be sevrulz! ai iz tew late….
Ai finks ai heers a goggie roflin
“DUNE” eyez!!!! Suweeat kittehn! *thud mat provided for kittehn-n-hoomans*
If ennywun needs more reesun to splort, check out this video of baby ocelots in Seattle zoo. Please to tighten CHRG first, before you add teh h t t p
woodlandparkzblog.blogspot.com/2008/10/video-ocelots-at-5-weeks.html
Oh fanks for dat booklion!! Dem is some dangerously cute littlol ocelot bebbehs.
I wz just lukking at sum of yr lols, kk4. Yu r a seriously funny person. Fankee for the laffs!
*blushes* Oh fanks fur da nice words booklion!! Ai kinda “out there” sumtimes!! Yu jes maded mai day!!!!!
tehm Ocelolot ketties is kyut, Want to snorgle!
Z. O. M. G!!! whut kyoot liddul ossilotz!!
Kitteh goin 2 fall off teh bed – tiem Ai fell into mai bed!
G’nite awl!
‘Night, Anni!
Sweet dreems! Rest dose fasty finners!
Dis pikshur kinda remindz me of my ohai skool dayz in band.
Owr direktor hadda sayin, “Nawt to luuk at ur feets! Dey nawt goin annywares wifowt u!”
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Wun day, a fren an I wuz walkin to teh bus. I wuz starin at my feets teh hole tiem. Hu asked me, “Wut u doin?” I sed, “Carter wuz rite! Dey NAWT go anyware wifowt me!”
*snkrs* Ai was a band kid tu..played da clarinet wif glasses, braces an everyfing!! Would not wanna lib doze days over, no fanks!
Dat shoulda bin unner rhsb’s commint…oh well.
KK – I had teh glasses, braces onna tawp onlee an played pilkklol durin marchin seezun an floot durin concert seezun.
Moast of my frenz wuz band nerds too. Iz awl wii had tyem foar. At wun poynt, I had dated 3 of owr 5 tooba playurs, wun wuz stbx. Him played trombone in jazz band. I usta lubs to watch him play. **remembers teh gud ole dayz**
*remembers too* dont miss da braces, dey hurted and dug into inside of lips wen ai play da clarinet OUCH!!
I gotted hit inna lip wif a flyin basketball.
Hadda go into teh baffroom an dig my lip ouuta teh braces. Berry carefully.
Ah can has da lilleh bebbeh sok tows?
WANT!
♪Bloooo eyeses….♪
Baybees gotz blooo eyses♪
Elton John eerwurm!
Gud wun, Melissa.
oh deer! BC wif whyte socks and blu eyes!
SKWEEEEEEEE!
*nod nod* skweeeeeee, Do want!
Arrakis kitteh sez teh spice must flo…..
Behbee ‘Sploart!’z Kitteh
habz 2 pays attenshun oarz
akksiddentz happen
Behbee ‘Sploart!’z Kitteh
mayz fawll daown. Dis cawlld ‘Lurneeng
bie Tryllz andz Errurrz’!
Behbee ‘Sploart!’z Kitteh’z
chawrcoal Tukkseedo juss caymdz
bakk frumz t3h cleenurrz
Jack.
Wachowt fur day furst step-itsa doozy!!!
Kitteh needs to Paws….
he has four paws! not two! lol
Itz nawt deh falling datz so bad….. Itz deh landing dat getz ya!!!
Haow can yoo fall frum a hite of 50 feet and nawt get hurted?
Fall frum 60 feet…
(Ai’ll say it for yoo: * grone *)
iz eezzee if awl 50 foots iz awn teh grownd. *snerk*
millipede WIN
I akshullee L’ed OL I was all lyk ‘bwahahah’ an my cowurkurs was awl lyk ‘wutf’ an I wuz lyk ‘pleez not to drag me offtodalooneybinagin plzkthx!’
…but dey did anyways
U r on ur way… to bein snorgled!! C’mere, u!!
Good one D.R. @@@@!!
Ai can has snorgles? *babeh winged kittun luks arownd hopefullee*
*snorgles Taya*
how are yew todai?
Ai iz gud :3
OHAI!!!
*snorgles*
adn hao arre yoo doowink tudai?
DADDEH!
beez teh careful, bebbeh bloo eyez. doan hert yer soffniss.
babeh boo a guost duuude
*hitz grownd* oww….dat hurtz…
whut U egg spect? if U hitz teh grownd teh grownd haz teh right tu hitz u bak.
ai knoez dat…butt wai duz it hab tew hit meh sew hard?
Ai has a feeling teh kitteh will dropz in unexpektudly someware…
dude u r so freakin hillarius
its so cute with its blue eyes and its grey fur…
Plz 2 luk owt 4 nawt sekkund stepz……..