Winston finally had to concede he might have put on a little weight over Catmas
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Time for a diet.
… or a bigger door.
Winston likes that second option better.
wi all do! tyme to invent the instant door resizer
also works on jeans!
Winnie niidz teh “miidiyum syze” door, obvy.
Conga rats on ur solo furvest frum last, Bob!!!!!!
Dude, that looks like my cat. Squishy kittehs are the bestest!!! <3
me too winston
No calories in cheezland !!
Taht kitteh door waz a tiight Squeeze!1!!
Duz this door make mah butt luk big??
Here, try this French door. Much moar slimming.
No, that doesnot fit? Hmm. Ok, here, try this garage door. Oh, that’s perfect!
ohai LCB how is Esme?
O hai. She is doing teh ok, thx. She’s been very cuddly lately. I don’t know if that means she’s feeling better or feeling worst. She goes again for chemo next Tuesday.
Wid mah yogeh kitteh eggstra cuddleh either means he is feline
worse or himz knoz I iz and is eggstra lovey
wid Injeh kitteh when she ar not feline gud herz is eggstra cranky
and destructive, she is sweetie odderwise
so I guess it depends on Esme
I keeps herz in mah thots k..
how beez herz appetite?
She’s always been affectionate. Just in the last few years she hangs out separately and comes by every now and then to say o hai. Only in the last few weeks it’s “o hai, plz to let me sit here wif u.”
Her appetite is still good, but she’s not eating all of her fuds now. Last night I had to wake her up for her dinner insted of her starting to tell me an hour or so in advance that dinner time was coming up.
Ohai, LCB. {{LCB and Esme and Liam}}
Whut is that yoo ar X-ing owt in red on yor new profyle pikshor?
Um, *gulp* it looks lyke a teddy bayr! Yoo is nawt aginst teddy bayrs, is yoo? *wonders whut I’ve missed*
Click my name to see teh full size. I was just spearminting wif teh smaller size.
hay! kwit changin ur purrsonas!
u is makin me teh dizzy!
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{{{{{esme & u}}}}}
Is ok. I is teh done doing that now. Just trying to get teh word out on our noo edjumacational program on not feeding teh tee-are-oh-dubble-hokkey-stix. We is teh serious about this.
*makes serious face*
*sticks tung out at leeza but in a totally serious way*
*boops LCB on teh tung*
*hands leeza hankie to wipe off LCB drool*
HAY! Thtop that!
*hands lcb a drink*
martoonie?
Thansch, but could I haths a theven and theven with a thplath of thelther inthead?
*puts up umbrella*
okai, here yai go!
*hands LCB a 7&7 wif selzer*
wud u liek that shaken or stirred?
O, thankth for being thuper tholithitouth! I feel tho thpethial!
Now I think you need to go to the Thylvester Thchool for Thpeech Therapy…
Thir, I’ll hath u knoe that I already hold a Mathter’th Degree from that thelf-thame inthituthion. I wath teh thar of teh Forenthic Team.
*gets out umbrellol*
That would not be nethethary if *thomeone* had rethithted teh throng temtathion to boop teh tung of a innothent bythander.
*lookth athkanth at leethza*
helloz
well, if *someone* hadn’t sthtuck their tung out, then no one wud has been able to boop it, wud they?
STN
*switchez out regulur umbrellol for golf umbrellol*
Too much eggnog pays off, in a bad way.
Hi lolcatburglar, Not to be too personal but we lost our Tiny three weeks ago to cancer and wanted to let you know you’re not alone. A surprising amount of people I know have been there. Keep your chin up and love Esme every chance you get!
Of course not, dear…
lying husband kitteh is lying
This is a vry smrt man.
Just don’t finish that sentence. Say ur piece and GET OUT!
I’ve been married for 27 years. How do you think I’ve lived this long?
You’ll has to be teh extry careful now, though, whut wif ur wife being bionic and all.
dats tru! can she tell when yur hart rate goz up?
She’s not bionic for two more months, until “osseointegration of the abutment” is complete. Then she gets her sound processor and will have her Bionic Ear!
Duz tihs osseointegration make mai abutment luk big?
uf corse not!
okaithnkxbye!
*snerk*
You guys is teh silly!
dats why yu luv us!
SCHMOOO!
BOOP!
ROFL LOLZ!! nao hao do i esplaynes dis to teh co-wurkers? o taht’s rite, im suppozed to b wurkin…
And they alreddy knoes u is teh nuts. *nods*
Hay! Ai rezemblol taht remark!
maybe you shud give seminars. lotsa hubbehs need help, aifinkso!
I finkso most mens need to lern to appresheayte teh wimmins who nawt teh size 2.
Anom!
ohai rhsb how iz uz todai
Ohai, 2_k!
I’m okay. I’m at hoem agin. Teh rodes wuz berry slik dis moarnin so wii nawt go out an risk it.
I’m werkin awn kleenin/organizin my room 2day.
Hao u doin?
I iz gud, I jus joyned a step aerobiks class
I fink I overdid it on the furrst day
since I had not worked out vigourously
in bout a munf, mah legses has an ouchie
but I iz gud, it ar sunneh and dat makes me happeh
Seminar guud idea, but ai liked LCB’s idea of openin a husbin day care so we kin drops dem off fur the day…or da weekend…or a munth…
how ’bout hubbeh stai home an take care of fings, and wee
go to the day care for a spa day?
Me too, brudder. Pass the slimfast.
slimfast do not want
not delishus or nootrishus
Do not want kitteh hatch stuck on my butt either…
den kitteh shud has whole granes an lean proteins
liquid fud is not real fuds
dat’s whut nutritionmist kitteh saiz
an lottsa froots and veggies
mai pepperkat seemz to laik nanas n pilaff, so she wouln’t mind dat kind ov diet, aifinkso.
is peppercat hot an spicy?
most definitlee! she is won craaazie kitteh, but we luvz her annyways
ohai pepperkitty welcome to ICHC is U gnu?
gnuish to commentin… tanks foar teh wellcome!
HeeHeeHee
LOL! Do not wants lots of tings stuck on my butt… liek teh choklats, and teh cheezes…
He needs deh help of the wait watcher kitteh
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/10/funny-pictures-no-points-left-chubby/#comments
waist watcher kitteh sez all u do is waste teh gud fuds!
if u not eet it, I will.
Luks like kitteh borked teh new door into teh Ebil Dimension. Now nobody can uses teh breezeway…
Well,den….we will jus hav to build a new one!
And have those muscle-bound shirtless construction workers tracking mud all over my nice clean Ebil Dimension? NO THANKS!
*swoon*
dinna wurre EM, the YNGs will cleen up the mud!
U gotta problem wif muscles ???
**swoons…gets smelling salts**
muscles……shirtless……tool belts…..tools…..
*swoon*
hey, Ai jist gotted heer…WARE be teh musklez guize? Wif teh shurtless and tule beltz?
yoo hoo!!! Mistur Carpentree Guise…..heer Ai ams…..
(flutters ayelidz, tryin tu luk sexee…..an innosint…)
*mussels into teh thred*
Mussles, gud!
But tool belts…
*luks askanse*
Duz mj still has teh spakkle??
No, ai hassit. Member, ai offered to halp yoo wif ur sinus infecshun wif it?
Hao R yoo todai? Ennee bedder?
Gotsa go shubbel naow – we gotted abowt 10 inches yesterday…
Oh, adn if yoo sees ennee YNGs, cud yoo plz send wun to halp me?
Kthxmaiakingmussels
drats. sowry I mist u DK.
I’m a littul better, taking meds for teh next 3 week week weeks…
If we ever traps a cowboi, I’ll loan him owt to u. U cud take Saxon owt and rider wif him 2!
Mussels ???
** dreems uv mussels served in creem sawce at local Irish restaurant**
**droooollllll**
Yum! Or mussels steamed in white wine, shallots and butter. With lots of crusty Fronsh bread fer sopping the juice.
Ai past up mussels whilst in Corsica tihs past summer. Wot wuz ai finking?!?
U wuz NAWT finking…mussels be teh bestest!
(assuming they’re prepared correctly,of course!)
arghle! no im hungreee!
*plans to drag hubbehcat to restaurant on sooperbowl sundai(
Oooooo – dat sownds yummeh. Add sum garlik & a bunch uv fresh lemming fur squeezin, plz. Oh yesh yesh yesh!
Oh, booklion! Ur makin me drool at teh thots!
**goes to wipe chin befoar it freezes dere**
Um, I will soopervise dem master…
Brown-nozer.
Ahhhhh… Minion and Minion-in-Training! I don’t care what you do with them, just take them away!
okai. trip to the NB!
NO FAIR, I saw them first!
the door shrank I tell you
It musta been in my clozit. My clothes shrink in dere.
mai clothes have been in yur closet then!
Musta bin teh cold wevver — shrinked teh door rite up!
Calorees? ARen’t dat dose smawl peeps dat cum out at nite and sow ur clothes tighter?
Getitoff – getitOFF!
Ohai – crunchifuds. nom-nom-nom
I wouldn’t want to be the one to get this off of him.
*ouch*
Ohai, Dr Toad! Welkum tu cheezland!
Hai! Everting look diffrent heer.
bulldozer kitteh rekognizez noe obstakles
@@@!
Plz tew have Jillian halp meh? hmm…dew ai WANT her tew halp?
Eat as much as you can – you don`t know when the speeding car will crush you.
ders just moar to luv nao!
mush, mush moar!
ai goes owt tew lunsh naow fer sum nyce Mexican fuds, ai hoap mai door duz nawt dew thiz wen ai git hoam!
Awvbzee~usslee, dis
amz deefekktivv Kitteh Doar!
Hewminz needz fikkz ryte naow
Ifz Kitteh can getz
hims wisskurrz froo, den t3h resst
ubz Kitteh followz!
Winnstunn no amz fatz!
Feengz juss getz liddill smawllurr
az Kitteh growz upz
Jack.
Kitteh dore maekz nyse fashun belt:)
I dunno, I think onna red carpit joan rivrs would sai it is fashun “faur paws”.
needz a abatar, howz too maek won?? I haz mai kitteh, BOBO 2 put on it. Kthanxbai
check out the Cheez Town Cryer
cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/avatarz-adn-bloo-namez/
the lovely cweenmj put it together
besides all sorts of tricks, all de cheezland announcements are there
ohai mushycatz3! sowwy for da bad manners
welkum!
OMG, this the best laff of the day! WTG on catption, ZanziKat!!!!
Yes, we will buy ZanziKat a drink at teh ZanziBar!
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Thankyou so much catamist. This is my FIRST ‘published’ catption. It’s made my hoomins day.
Source:
http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=422199
DIET! Dat’s die wif a T! OOO NOEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!
In Soviet Russia . . .
*mind goes blank, so menneh possibilities!*
. . . teh door wayrs yoo.
Ohai, Gremlin!
I wuz luukin at ur pikshurs erlyur. Dexter shure has gotten beeg! Such a hansum boi!
Gibs him schmoos foar me, plz.
Dexter is a cutie! An gremlin kitteh was a beeytimus boi!
Guies, gess wat I did erlyur!
Sumfin I nawt dun in yeers.
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I climbed from teh frunt of a car in2 teh bak!
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Nawt az fun az it sownz, tho. Teh bak door onna car wuz frozed shut. Cud nawt open from teh owtside.
I won’t even venture to speculate why you used to climb into the backseat from the front…
Cuz teh geer shiftur got inna way.
Ai awlwaiz founded teh frunt seets to be moar cumfee — dey recline.
but dat bud be a bad anglol depending on which carma sootsya.
It also depenz on teh size of teh car an teh size of teh partissypantz.
*snerk*
Ai iz a old marreed laydee nao — ai duzzint rillee remember doze fings.
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Yeah. Datz it. Ai duzzint remember.
Troo storee: When then-boifren an I wuz datin, wii wuz sittin inna emptee parkin lawt. I sware to CC wii wuz nawt doin ennyfing but tawlkin! Wii wuz jes sittin dere.
A cop drives up to uz an tellz boifren “Take it to teh county!” Boifren sez, “Okay”.
So wii go owt in2 the county. Wii wuz goin dere ennyway, sinse dats ware I libbed.
(Wii shudda asked foar note from city cop, in case county cop sed sumfin to us.)
Oy. Teh pleh migrayne monster moastlee leeved meh alone at hoam (wich wuz teh nice) — but nao dat aiz bak atwerk, himz seemz to be attakin agin. *sigh* *wimper*
*raps ns in a sawft blankie*
*takes hur noo $100 towl and puts sum ice innit, and puts it on ns’s hed*
{{nightshayde}}
Ginger tea helps I fink
You finks it da lites in yur office nightshayde? {{{{{nightshayde}}}}}
Teh lites in mah office iz teh horrible — but teh wun ober mah desk is off & teh uvver wuns dat wud shien in mah eyez iz blokked by obstacles uv mah own putting there.
Teh lites surrtinlee duzzint halp, but ai noe wutz cauzin dis heddake & it izzint environmental. Jus wun uv doze girlie fings. 
Migraines is da pleh, ai hopes yu bedder reel soon!!
Oh Nightshayde I is sorrry to hear migrayne monster getz U 2. My hoomin suffers something bad from them 2. Iz no fun watching her throw up. Hopes U iz feeling better 2daze.
heers teh burfday fairy, hoo not had to go to Jury Doody today (gotted postponed to Munday) to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkurfrenz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! an it iz being teh burfday ob Creepy_meow an Spookymeow!! (wunner if tehy iz being twins? non-indeticalol, cawz spookymeow not has teh _ ) if its yor burfday too, tell us abowt it heer!! i haz bringed fudjy hommaed burfday caeks, iskreem, frooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on tehm, an fresh frum teh noo Burfday Fairy Wundermus Party Guds Facktree an Trol Correkshunal Fasilitee©®™, goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle “teh starz an stripys foreber” wen tehy yoyo, ittybitty sekrit diayrees wif inviziblol ink pens, kandees, an meksikan lookdown fishy stikkers wif googly eyes!!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes com troo!!
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handy burfday referinse gide:
teh noo facktree:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/01/28/funny-pictures-liver-called-he-quits/#comment-576394
meksikan lukdown fishies:
http://www.pbase.com/xl1ken/image/70534918
teh starz an strypes foreber:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3lGr6Cx6pQ (@ 3:50 iz wher tehyoyos wissle)
oops, make taht at 2:02 in teh vidyo iz wher teh yoyos wissel
(oh, teh ladeez in teh video are not teh yoyos. dis iz just being a egg sample ob wut teh burfday yoyos wil sownd like
)
Got that, everybuddy? Teh eagle flies at midnite and teh yoyos wissel at 2:02.
So be sure to sinkronize ur watches. O wait. I has all ur watches. Nevermind.
what an hilarious picture. i love cats and all animals…
Fred Smilek is the acting president of the Society to Save Endangered Species. It was founded two years ago by Fred Smilek along with his two best friends Charles and Jonathan. http://www.fredjsmilek.com“
Kitteh ar stuckeded beetween tiem deemehnshuns,
becuz tiem masheen bees borked
wut tuu duu?? wu tuu duu?
Purrhapps sum kynda iyntervehnshun ar rekwired heer:
(Mebbee iyf a lawta Cheezpeeps joinez hands adn pullez Kitteh frum tihs siede, weez kans dyslodge hims adn poppez hims aowtta tehre bakk iyntuu CheezLaynde !!!)
Leeza – U watched “Lost” last nite? Wuz gud, I finkso.
Teh gui who plays Hurley iz such gud aktor, berry egg-spressive fayse. Him gets funnee lines, too. “Sayid leads a dubblol lyf, duz crazy ninja mooves an sekret spy stuffs”.
I also leeved u messidj.
Desmond — DO WANT
Sawyer — DO WANT
Dat Richard guy haz teh byootimus eyez.
I lubs to heer Desmond talk. Him cud reed teh fone buuk to me an I’d still swoon.
Sawyer has teh secksee bad boi fing goin awn.
Yah, Richard duz has teh purty eies, but himz eiebrowz too thick. Kin nawt be seeing teh eies!
I like da dead Pakastani on da couch guy!!! Said..sayhid, how yu spells hims name? Lost getting confusin tho…I can’t wait til next week wen ai kin watch dis weeks episode before da new one…I like dat dey puts da notes on da bottom so we kin member stuff.
KK – I LUBBED wen Hurley’s mom hollered dat! “Why iz dere a ded Pakistani awn my cowch?” I lol’ed so hard!
I finkso u can file dat unner “Fings u nawt heer berry offen”.
Was a classic line!! She was so calm about it too…”he nawt ded Mom”
“Well, he nawt breethin” I bout died!!
yum… Sayid….. ebben if hims izznt Pakistani in dis, hims Irakee.
Ai seed hims inna nudder moobie, frum befour LOST….hims hawt.
and Richard: teh Yoonibrow!! but hims duz has pritty eze….
sew, Ai has tu ax y’all…Desmond and Penny’s child…hims naym is Charlie.
Naymed fur teh layte Charlie, hoo wuz Desmonds fren?
OR fur teh sinister Charles, fadder uv Penny? Hoo we just seed last nyte as a yung soldjer…
jus wunderin, Ai ams. Wut yu fink? Hm?
Aifinks named after Charlie da English guy dat died on da island. Is gettin complycated, yes?
dat’s wut Aifinkso, tu…..but dey gotta keeps ya watchin sumhaow!
I noes I’m hooked!! I likes dat dey re-run before da new ones, an dey leave notes at bottom of screen….it gets so complicated dat ai needs to see da old one wif da notes to catches up!
and Ai watches teh owld epizodes awn SatTV, ebben tho Ai thot Ai had seen dem awl, Ai has fownd a cupple dat Ai mist awl or part uv, sew dat halps.
Teh TB Guide last week hada GUD rite-up awn it, and ebben gabe sum seekrits away….did yu sees it?
Ai iz huked. Werse den Ai wuz awn Dy-nasty….heee! Ai nebber
mist dat, eider.
Mai boring lyfe, let me sho yu it naow…..
Meh tu turtlol!! But boring okai tu, da older ai gits da more ai likes it dat way! I watched Dallas more den Dynasty…an ai was hooked on Mary Hartman Mary Hartman!!
MH! MH! Ai lubbed dat, tu! Dat wuz teh WIN!
donut noes wy teh donut re-run dat awn TBLand….
Dey should!! Was da funneh!
ackshully not watched it yet.
I has got in teh habit uv DVRing everything, that way I can watch it wiffout teh commershals. saves lots of tiem!!.
*adds Sayid to teh WANT list*
Sawyer alreddy on there permanintlee.
Ok, is Sayid dat ai likes too…Him look warm!!
mmm… warm… warm is gud.
Benjamin…NAWT WANT…ew
* scamper scamper scamper *
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Otay, lemme sea… Micrololfone? Check. Soapbox? Check. Bebbeh Animlols? Check.
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* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK weeeeek weeeeek weeeek *
Ohai Cheezfrends! Ai can has yur Tenshuns, plz? Fankies.
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Nao, as yu nose ai has bin preparing teh nawt sekkund Cheezland Safareh Park heer in lolcatburglars bakk garden fur sum thyme nao, adn adn adn wii wus gonna bii awl reddy tu openify last weeek weeek weeek unteel stoopy Mick let teh Rabid Weesuls run awl ober teh plaice adn maek a mess!
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Well, teh gud gnus is… prepare yurselbes… Wii can has teh Belated Grand Opening tihs Fridai!!! Oh yesh yesh yesh! Fur ownlee Elebenty Munnies eech (haff pryce fur teh kidlets) yu can has gyded tour ob teh Safareh Park adn sea awl teh un-maze-ing animlols hu lib heer in cheezland! Oh, adn ob corse eet wud nawt be a Guinness Piggeh (c) ebent wibowt a Hyooge Surprise…
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* holds up Bebbeh Meerkat *
OMCC! Lookit! Lookit taht fais! Hurr is a gnu adishun tu teh park – wii is hoping tu start a breeding programme!
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* holds up Bebbeh Ocelot *
ooo… sawft… but awlso poyntee…! Deed yu no dese byootimuss animlols in teh dayngered? Oh yesh yesh yesh!
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* holds up berry berry rare, hardlee ebber seed, Purplol Skwirrl *
* shrugs * Umm, wii is nawt kwite shore whut tu maek ob tihs…
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Otay, nao yur harts arr fishuntlee meltyfied… Awl teh munnies raysed bai teh Safareh Park wheel go tu halping buy gushifuds, crunklifuds, toys, blankies adn eben builolding gnu sank… cinq… saif plaises fur dese littlol animlols tu lib awf saif adn warm adn happee!
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But wayt, dere is moar! Dere wheel awlso be gaymes, soobeneer stands, Dunk-a-Celebrity, drinks, fuds adn eben a speshul surprise from nun otter tahn Mick ‘teh Lips’ Jaggeh himself!!!
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Teh gaytes open at 6am Cheezthyme tihs Fridai 30nd Janyooairy (taht is 5pm TTI thyme adn mumble mumble Merica thyme)! Teh nawt sekkund tour wheel startify at 06:30 Cheezthyme adn wheel moobe awn tu a gnu zibit ebbery 15 minits so plz tu trai and keep up!
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Teh gaymes, fud stawls adn Dunk-a-Whutebber wheel stai open awl dai! Oh, adn iffn dere is thyme, wii can has a berry BERRY speshul tour gyde hu wheel taek yu up in teh Cayblol Cars ober teh berry BERRY seekret zibit… * has an egg sighted *
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Otay, plz tu ask anee kweshuns yu mai has – fankies!
*tryz tu peek threw fens tu seeing deh sea krit zibit.
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I wanna see!! I wanna see!!!
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*Pokez a notty bored, tu making it not whole.
Is notty boreds wat NB made from?
**fazepaw**
GP u kwit dyin those skwirrls!! Dey is not Eester eggz!
*snatchez teh pore littul purplollified skwirll from GP*
*runsaway holding him at armslength*
Like I alwayz told u. I iz framed.
“Like I alwayz told u. I iz framed.”
Hehehehehehehehehehehe, Das RILLY phunnie! ROFL
excellent and funny picture, NOT staged. Picture tells great story of a cat who is willing to break the kitteh door to get inside and get food. Caption accentuates the story. Fat kittehs are always funny, and obvious, undeniable signs of gaining weight are EXTREMELY relevant to our interests.
9.8/10
Is numbers on bottom a rating system?
but teh Russhin judges gabe mush lower marx…. bringing total down…
butt dis kitteh haz bin luzin da wait! nat gaining weight. dis is da storree – kitteh so hungree
This is my cat. I took the picture. I still don’t understand how it ended up here.
I put a cat door in the basement door for easier access to the basement litter pan. Two cats thought it was a great idea the fat one just looked at it and laughed. So I put food down for her. What fat cat can resist food?
She ripped the cat door out of the door to get at the food. Her name is Pip, not Winston.
I have since put in a larger cat door.
My kitteh’s named Winston too.
Kitteh lieks to taek his dor for a wawk, akshulee…
Cute kitty!
Wow. Yous guys is great. Encourage me to rite mor catpshuns. My hoomin is always saying I shouldn’t laff at my own joxe. But i say whut joxe? Iz jus bein’ honest! Thanks ebery1. *hugz*
Where did you get the picture?
I looked at your pic and thought, hey…Winston is eating from my bowl! I have the exact same bowls. LOL!!!
ROFL – I haz lolled !!!!
OMG!! I think is my new fave. Hilarious!!
omg. I have that bowl.
iz tat kitteh ok? it luks like he gt kild
iz tat kitteh ok? it luks like he gt kild
iz tat kitteh ok? it luks like he gt kild
iz tat kitteh ok? it luks like he gt kild
OMG DUBL POST NO TWIPL POST
OMG DUBL POST NO TWIPL POST
me no like dis foto….kitteh was set up or more likely foto staged. kitteh could be hurt if foto real.
He’s just like my cat: it’s gray, fat, he’s eating, and to stupid to notice a door frame around its torso. HMMM I think I found his twin.
It wash de door. De cold weavver shrinked it rite up!