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Swizzle, maibe yu ar but iz kunsidurd rood tu sai. Yu traiz tu sai sumfing clebur abowt da pikshur nd wate til sumwon cumgradulatez yu. nekz tiem yu noze beddur, ok?
Swizzle jus did no noe we ar nawt like mos sites an we don’t say the f wurd here when we is nawt second.
U guyz iz nice. Sumtimes peepz gets mad at teh newbeez, but nawt cheezpeeps! Awww… Ai is warm n floofy inside!
R U krunchee on deh owtside?
snurt
Ohai Kafleen, U r heer laet.
Has a beer adn sum wafflols? Is hoem maded portur adn teh wafflols is teh desserts kind.
Yoo shor noes teh way to a donkeh’s hart!!! (Oar a wimmin’s, for taht matter!)
PSA!!!!!
Hey, everybody!!!
I’ve been fighting some malware crap that puts VIMAX ads every
where you go on the computer. I’ve been about to pull my hair
out. It also causes the computer to tell you Windows needs to
update, but it can’t.
I’ve tried everything I could, and finally, tonight….SUCCESS!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!
from cnet downloads (a place I trust)
download.com/Malwarebytes-Anti-Malware/3000-18510_4-10804572.html?cdlPid=10997763
After running Malwarebytes and deleting the problems, I tried to
update Windows again. I almost cried with joy when it found
TWELVE available updates and then did them!!!
I sincerely hope this helps someone.
Oh, yeah…and when I say I trust cnet’s downloads, that does
not include the ADS on their site.
Also, be sure to run a FULL scan, not just the quicky!
*trots off whistling happy*
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Klonk! *fayntz frum heering deh “F” werd.
**pulls owt teh purrfumed hankie to waev unter her majestee’s noze
**Pours a restorative martoonie and places it by cweenmj’s fluffiest paw.
an sum choklit bonbons 2!
2 chonklitt bonbons – do want!!!
oooh, bonbons!
*nom nom nom nom nom nom*
Limmon sherbert bonbons fur me!
*perkz rite up.
*grabz martoonee
sip, sip, sip
Aaaaahhhhhhhh.
Nuffin like a restorativve martoonee. Fankz BGee. I feeling bedder now. how you been?
Been good, been lurkin, but nawt vurry talkative recently.
u am mai kinda bgee! i hoep u am there wen i faint
* gifts bgee wiff a nice marnini tew go nevur ending cooler*
awlways stawked, awlways kold!
Oooo … Fank u.
Bring ur glasses an step up to teh luverly sterling spigot!
is wun of per paws fluffier den the others?
*places restorative chokolit biskit by cweenms’s otter paw*
I not haz otter pawz!! I haz kitteh pawz!!! See??
*holdz owt pawz fur inspekshun.
* extendz pointy endz to klarify mai point.
*cowwers and puts paws over nose*
an beyutiful paws wif pointee ends too
have a biskit?
Fankee, gammacat!!
* takez nibblol uv biskit
deh biskit b verry nommalishus. nom nom nom nom nom nom
*has happitayle again*
*sips martoonies wif cweenmj*
*puts out tray of biskits for all cheezpeeps*
Biskit – do want!
Aifinkso ai has a hongree…
wow. Swizzle001 said the f word infronta teh queen! O deer, o deer.
Mai virgin eerz!!
*snerk*
Ai shud hoep so!
…
Ai will be in teh NB if ennywun needz meh.
swizzle, ai didz teh furst wen ai woz noo adn ai hadz bin told but nawt seen teh arning so got a bit uv hard thyme. But wen awl cheezpeeps knew ai woz nawt a troll dey woz awl so luverly adn now ai livs happily eva afta in da cheezwurld!!!
Pleeeeeeeeeeeez 2 cumz bac adn join teh wundaful wurld!!
*Holdz owt a furwy paw uv welcom…*
Yuu ar suches a sweeetie, TCM!!!! luuv, CKK
sorry
Oh hai swizzle!! I glad u kame bak!! wii iz reellee nice peepz heer. Itz not ur fault u didnt noeing ower wayz… I hopez u kum bak moar and playz wif us!!! rite now I gotta go tu bed, oar i wud say moar. But ….
Welkum tu cheezland!!!
An sum ranch dressin fur teh dippin…
win Nightshayde! Omg! this thread needs a “remembur tew breeef while lafin warnin” already!
Sry — iz yew teh ok, princessmu?
ya, franks
Franks – do want!
mm franks i has a hongree now
oops i mint fanks
has nobuddy dun teh chikkin dans for u yet ns???
*luks askanse at teh cheezpeeps*
cmon now, we duz it all together, k?
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* ♫ accordion starts ♪♫ *
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*’clucks’ wif hands*
*flaps ‘wings”*
*wigguls tailfethers*
*claps clap clap clap*
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OK, now just a little faster!
EERWURM xelebenty!!!!! *does chikken dans cuz its fun*
hmm.
maybe we shud has teh ICHC vershun?
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* ♫ accordion starts ♪♫ *
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*chatter chatter chatter chatter*
*(butt) wigguls wigguls wigguls wigguls*
*pownse pownse pownse pownse*
*om nom nom nom*
Da kitten dans!
LOL — dat izza gud mental pikshur (and eerwurm)!
Sowwee ai wuz hunting tee are ooh ell ell ess. der is wun onna totem polez lol naow. Ai tries tu get teh pikchur foar teh fleep tu studees.
u dint feed it did u??
NAwt. iz nawt ebben wurf huntings. just teh small ‘photoshawp’ wun.
I wuz finkin bout dous t- fingz tadai……. gascat ‘minded me ub da fumigator…. anibudi member himz! I don member who hadz da fumigator butz wuz phun
alwso finkin we needz ta addz to da t- catagories
weiz bein gettin da “soccermomtroll” a lot lately…
oh well….at les deh iz easi to kicks out!
momcat
Is da one dat dissect da lol? Dat one strange indeed!
I want a baker’s dozen fluff ballz plz
an their small
we are out now
Hoo noo a 12 pack maed so much noize?
“Luk owt, Tom, Jerry iz rite behine u!”
‘Parently, nawt awl Eeester eggs r choklit inside.
oMG!!!! win!11!!
Sum haz teh fluffee yellow fillin, aifinkso.
wun foar me,
an anuvver wun foar me…!
I likez ‘em kuz dey’re cheep! Cheep! Cheep!
Ai lurvz teh cheep jokes
…tawk a lot,
pik a liddle moar.
Music Man ref! FTW!!!
Dat ams mai mom’s fabrit moobie. We used to has to watch it wenebber it cames on teh TV. And dat rhyme wif P an dat stan for Pool!
I likes deh biiiiiiig finish wif deh Sebenty Six Trombonez!!!
I likz mary-on da library e on…. ma grandma kittehz nom wuz “Marion” (yesh I noes dat rong fur a gurl TTI peepz…. but den mai gret unca wuz “Shirley”..
momcat
Gud nite, Laydeez!
(no – aiz nawt rillee leevin yet)
egg salad, NS
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http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/meredith_wilson/pickalittle-lyrics-219632.html
Uh oh, dat kitteh luks liek hims is dressed fur dinner.
Jus lubs a gi in a tuksedo!
ai agree!
*swoon*
Cuz every gurl crazee
Bowt a sharp-dressed man…
Reelee? Putz awn teh razur soot. Careful laydeez, Iz sharp!
Since u warin a razur soot, wii nawt kin gets close to u foar hug.
Dat problly wai awl teh gurls is crazee bout it.
*carefully taeks teh razur soot awf. donates it tu teh troll egg zibit at teh safari parks. *
ZZTop FTW!
southurn fried chikkins. iz paws likkin’ gud.
i just helps myselfs
well, kitteh in pikshur kinda luuks lyke it cud BE u!
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or at leest, ur abatar!
iz taht a liddul whyt napkin tied around ur nek??? reddy foar noms?
Gotta tip teh box ober so dey can b free range chickees.
ur killin meh Romeow!
how r u hun?
Bery well, mah Princess.
I habs a kwetshun…duz teh shelter kittehs go to teh Princess Mu Meadow, too?
all too often
awl kittehs an awl animlols who cross th bridge go tew th medow…
Am u plannin tew drop ovur tew the medow n hoeps tew visit sumwun?
Sry to interruptin … but yew shud chek out teh Nite Watchman storeez on cweenmj’s cheeztowncryer fing. Teh answer to dat kweschun iz cuvverd bery niecly. Be shur to haz yer tishoo tho — u will needing it.
those are great stories
Fankeez, guise. I preesheate deh kind werdz.
deh storeez b at http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/teh-nite-watchman/
{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
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Ai tolded mah huzbin abowt teh storeez & got mahself awl weepee. Ai needz to send him teh linkee so himz kin see too (cuz ai noez ai won’t remember to tellin him at hoam
Aifinkso Romeow. My Mom’s kitteh Little Tom crossed over da bridge dis mornin, he playin in teh Princess Mu Meadow rite now.
{{{{{liltom, kk4 & kk4’s mum}}}}}}
Fanks princessmu, him was cool kitteh, we gonna mis him. Is nice to fink dat him in da meadow playin wif angels.
{{{{{Little Tom & KK4 & KK4’s Momcat}}}}}
So bery sowy, KK4.
Playin wif mah Romeow, no doubt.
Have fun, Little Tom!
*goes to fix leeky eyes*
{{{{Romeow}}}}
{{{{KK4}}}} {{{{KK4z Mom}}}} {{{{Little Tom}}}}}
he iz playin wif mai Lupa, she went over awn teh 16th…
Aaawwww!!! {{{{jk2k}}}} {{{{Lupa}}}}
fanks… iz stil hard.
Is still fresh honey, her always gonna have speshel place in your heart.
{{{{{jk2k and Lupa}}}}}
{{{{kerrykatz4}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{KK4, KK4’s mom, an Little Tom}}}}}}}}}}
Teh meddow is beautimous playce. I has sum kittehs waytin dere now, jus dis side uv teh brij. Little Tom will find menny frens dere.
Fanks to all of you…*sniffs* is so sad wen dey leeve us. Kittehs is famlee and we misses dem a lot. {{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}} Yu are da bestest ebber!!
{{{{kk4 nd momkitteh nd little tom}}}}}
Ai will tell Monty nd Amalia nd Miranda nd Tuffie nd Bubbles nd Tomasina to keeps an eye out for little tom. Jist tell him tehy is orl nooziland kittehs so tehy speek wib phunnie acksense.
Duz dey meow wif an aksent?
Josie wuz definitelee Southern kitteh. Hur meow hadda twang to it!
Yis. Orl nooziland kittehs has nooziland acksent. Nd iffin yew arsk tessm, orl nooziland kittehs is blak nd whyte.
uh oh, Romeow… u gotz anuvver sad pleh shelter storee?
No, I’ll focus on teh happeh fing dat I hab six noo kittehs on Petfinder!
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I cans hardly puts down liddle Valentino. Sumpfing bout teh way he juss hangs onto meh…so cute…oh dey awl r so cute…Marzipan and Snuggler and Montee and Justin and Diamond…I lubs dem awl.
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http://search.petfinder.com/shelterSearch/shelterSearch.cgi?shelterid=AZ320
Nooeeeessss! Run, chiks, run!!!11!
stay gud kitteh! onlee eet gushifud frum da can!
But izzit chikkun oar fishes?
Chicken of da Sea? Der wings is tired from da treadin wadders.
:snerk: x elebenty!
Got Chikz??
an sum milk tew plz!
I like mine wit sweeit an sowr soss
“U b careful, kitteh, Foghorn Leghorn iz mah fren.”
Run!
I sees Mr. Sanders coming!
Kittehs wing man took all his chicks!!
win~
The wings! The tiny little wings!
wings dat smawl needz teh extry hawt saus.
Kitteh juss wanna watch a gud chik flik.
Aifinkso teh kitteh is singing
With these hungry eyes
One look at you and I cant disguise
Ive got hungry eyes
I feel the magic between you and i
**Swoons**
Dirtee Dansin song!
eeer wurm!!!
arghle!
fud luks cuddly and delishus
:kitteh has a ponder
whut to do
to eat or not to eat is deh queschun
Laydeez-man kitteh iz awl dressed up an tryin to pik up chicks.
He braggin tu frends dat he gots 2 chicks tonite.
Yesh, an teh storee will get moar an moar owtrageous ebery tiem he tayles it.
Jes lyk fishin.
Yea, he’ll say yu shoulda seen da one dat got away!
I kin heer it nao: “I went owt an met two of teh hawtest chiks u ebber seen!”
Ya, but he leaves out da part wer dey wouldn’t ride home wif him on his bycycle!!
**snerk**
Gud wun, KK!
wun hu doez nawt reylyze deh are warengs teh nayme tag geyts left owt,
teh ober teyn behrs r wyfe hymm. akshewlly no it well nawt, dat wuz teh
layste atempt. eye troi
*dansing roun da flore, singin’ an bean happee fur KK4* OHAI KK4!! Ai haz a happee fur yu cuz ai jus seen yur frunt pager
{{{KK4}}}} Yay,yay,yay…heer iz sum lemon spunge kake wit lemon fillin’ an wippy kreme, anna tall kool sparklee dwink wit strrberrees…
WOOT WOOT C.rose!!! Fanks fur da goodies!!
Chickies are fore lief, not jist fore bekkist.
As PETA says, “Ai am NAWT a nugget!”
Tehy has nebber sene me plae Chikkin Invadurs on teh puter!
HAY!! Ai losted awl teh lols aftur teh livur quits lol! NE budde else?
ya! me too. i refreshed an got bobblehead but i had to clik awn u under peeps talking tew git heer
Okai Ai will tells teh cheezs.
Ai nawt can emeow teh cheezs. cums bak as undeliberablol. U can trai pls?
Bah! Teh pleh migrayne monster haz finded meh, aifink. *sigh*
…
*triez to will teh pleh migrayne monster to goawayanleebmealone*
NS, u has my sympathees. I gets migraines an dey are teh biggist pleh ebber.
Duz u has meds u kin take?
**leeds NS to kwiet, dark room, offers hur soft bed, hawt tee an sum aspirins**
U rest heer as lawng as u needs to.
Fankies, rhsb. Itz nawt horribul yet, wich iz gud since ai iz still atwerk. Ai haz medz, but nawt a lot uv dem (onlee kin get 18 at a tiem
stoopy in-shoe-rantz). Vitamin B & magnesium kinda halps sumtiemz to keep teh heddakes away but wen teh monster finds meh fur reel he getz meh fur a fyoo dayz.
{{{{nightshayde}}}} Ai hopes it goes away soon.
{{{{{kk4}}}}}
*heetz wadder just tu a boil
* takez kettlol off deh stove
*poorz wadder in mug
* addz hunny adn lemming.
*addz seekrit greedyentz
*handz steemy mug tu NS.
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Try dis, NS. Just sipping it and taking deep kalming breffz uv deh steem.
Dat sownds bery lubberlee, cweenmj. Eben wiffowt a seekrit greedyent, it mite halp. Purrrrhaps ai may ask if dere iz a reel seekrit greedyent ai kud adding to reel waddur athoam, or izzit a majikul cheezland onlee sort uv fing?
Deh seekrit ingreedientz only werk in Cheezland, unforchu nitly. But hunny-lemon tea iz awlwayz gud!
**stretches lyk kitteh, yawns**
Guies, I finkso I gonna turn in erlee an try to get sum decent sleeps.
Iz been a LAWNG day!
‘Nite my frenz!
**crawls unner teh cubbers an wraps up in teh menee layurs of blankits**
Sleep well, rhsb!
Phew rhsb!!
So gladz u okayz… Ai wen bedz very worried about you in that weather!! So worried I lost my lolspeak ability!!
Sleep tight and see you later. x
how’d u get a piktar of mah kitteh?
i hazent post’d any pictarz of mah kitteh on teh interwebz.
OMFG hax0r!!!
Ai iz outta heer too nao. Tiem to go hoam. Hoepfullee teh pleh migrayne monster will nawt follow meh hoam.
*iz not optimistikul abowt dis*
Ebbreewun haz a gud nite! If ai iz nawt heer tomorrow, teh monster gotted meh & ai will be hidin in teh dark.
*hissez at teh migrane monster to stay aways from ns*
I’m hedded to beds too.
Nite!
Gud nite. Schmooz tu awl uv yooz!
OMG! Dis kitteh (at leest teh part taht iz vizible) lukz JUS LIEK mah late babygirl!! Ai wish ai wud noe what dat “dunno source” iz… Ov kourse ai noes iz nawt her, jus wud be nise 2 C moar pikshures of dis chick-”nom”er…
twilight rocks have you seen edward cullen wow he has it going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
twilight rocks have you seen edward cullen wow he has it going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!