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rite back atcha~
*High Five*
*tries to hi five wif da tendrils*
*misses*
*momentem of hi5 causes centre 0 grabbity shift X cute faktor causes….
*KLONK!!*
*props up sweetpea*
careful! dis bebbeh gonna cuz problems cuz of da kyute!
yer lukin beeeerrrrrrrrrry cute, der, lil fella~
*pulling chullo wif danzing llamamamas on riiiiillllly tite*
oh, dis wun is teh dangererus!!!!!!
umm, dey iz teh obamallamamamas?
Or the obamalamadingdongs?
cheezland definately has dingdongs!
*scamperawaiwifinnocintfayce*
URGH! fangs ALOT! i now hazza eerwurm planaria: is just a fragment o some song wif whoput dasumfinsumfin in da dingdong, and just like a pladelminth it is growing new parts.
Corcatsholaces on deh nawt sekond sweetpea… What drinkies you likes? I has tea, and coffee, and whiskies sours, and some nice white whine and martoonies.
hmmmm. Hot Chocolate made wif cocoa (not made from mix, pls) using combo skim milk (the kind dat sez it is fat free but tastes like 1%) and low fat unsweetened soy or rice milk, brown sugar, stirred (not shaken) wif a peppermint candy cane leftover from THIS Christmas . In a prewarm’d mug so that it warms my hands up, but doesn’t burn them.
Oh go on, Sweetpea. Tell us how you REALLY want your hot chocolate.
well, a little whipp’d creme on taupe mebbee. or marshmellows!!! unless, of course, you only have the large marshmellows, in which case just put them on the side.
‘yer the worst kind, yer ohai mayntenance, butt yew think yew
ar low mayntenance!’
when harry met sally ref fur the win!
hi may tenants? moi?
‘on the side is very big with yew’
I’ll have wat she’s havin…:)
I just want it how I want it!
Ai nawt has marsh mallows, will ice creems wurk. Is stawberri.
yes, but on da side
Ho downow….Bu Wyfor frumda Dis Krismis???
concatulayshunz, sweetpea! yu can haz leeding teh conger lyne (iz eel-shaypt) — *sevvin* uv us, orff to teh ty booteek! drinkies? dansies?
why fankyou!
*tries to get up from da KLONKinged*
*bonks head wif calicocoa, who was bending over sweetpea*
*both fall ober, scattering da conga rats ululating [iz turribul racket]*
Panda monium ensues…
Da conga-ratz wuz UNdy- ulating, issa bad, ba dracket, huh? My 2
leegedz wuz makin 80′s dancipation an dey makin hed bonk, zwel. Muzikal
nwais muchly bad, too.
Live Long and Prosper…
Peace and long life.
“Never confuse wisdom with luck” (hee, naem dat source)
The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
#44 Ferengi rules of aquisition.
ooooooooooo we can has TWO Weiners!!!!!!!!
I am ready to award your prizes!!!!! Here, sign dis, give me your entrancing munnies adn i go get yr prize.
Hmm… sowndz lyke #21 Never place friendship above profit.
So #218 Always know what you’re buying. What’s teh pryze?
it sez right there in the fine print :….’….. . .. … … .. … ‘. that no contestant can know wot da prize is until the entrancing fee be paid. Akshulle, *looks around conspiratorially* i wasn’t s’posed to let you enter without the entranzing fee- I onlee id it be cause you’re my fwendz. My boss will take it out of my pay if she finds out…
*leans across Dabo tabul*
*wispers*
and frankly, i’m getting a little old to be a Dabo grrrrl, so i gotta be carefuls not to looz dis job…
Hokay sweetpea, iz agains’t mye betterer judgementz,
but youz izza trusted fren, sew eye iz gona pay in ICHC munniez,
eye doan’t haz enny gold pressed latinum.
Doan’t let mee down!
P.S. U nebber did sai how much.
How much chew got?
*consultz wif ferengi boss-Quark’s mom*
oh, wait. I aer sorry, but I can’t accept cash. Only gold presse’d latinum or your goldpressed latinum Credit Card. Adn, of course, for your own sekuriteas, you must give us yr SS# , burfdate, adn muvver’s maiden naem to confurm dat you has Arthuitees to use aforemenshun’d card.
Blud type? Not second born mail chyld?
ai can has cheezburger wif fries insted?
ohai to yew!
skweeeee!
Pandemonium
I causes it by mah cute
Ohai two_kittehs! Wii iz habing snow an icee storum lass few daiz. Icee iz still ebree warez. U can haz big snow?
We hadz snoz yesturdai, I iz tired of deh snow and ice
Can I has spring now?
Eye agree. Eye wanna just run owtsyde an git teh male.
Not put onna coat an icee skaytez!.
*imagines tribble flying down sidewalk on icee skates*
gigglol!
purhaps u should just ask the Male tew kome tew u, tribble….
Wuz deh male gud looking?
Mah driveway wuz kuvvered by ice smooth as glass; on teh weekend, I almost *reelly* went ice skating on it. Wuz teh trecherus. Yoo noes winter is bad when yoo is hoping for moar snows to ackshuly improve teh drive way. (Itz better nao after teh 6 inches of snow we got yesterday.)
Enuff snow now, kthxbai!
r u pandaring to mii?
win!
Ohai, teeny bebbeh panda! Where iz yer mama?
Kyoot-relaytid braynefreez — ai had it.
thats wun super cute panda!
I fink teh behbeh pannas are purty mush all sooper cyoot. Has yous ebber seed a uggy panna?
Hey….how did u gets owt uv teh Safari Park ???
GP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*blaymez teh rabid weezuls*
“I swares to be teh cute, teh whole cute, and nuffin but teh cute, so halp me CC.”
@@@ x elebentee!!!!
Pandas got no fumbs!!
Guess himz canna ohpen gushi fud edder.
o noes. dey is already having teh exstinkshun problems!
don’t worry himz has hooman slaves to gibes him bamboos and gushifuds
While pandas are not equipped with thumbs per se, they do have a handy and interesting thumb analog formed by the extension of the sesamoid bone which they use to grasp the bamboo that forms the mainstay of their diet in the wild. This is often cited in discussions of evolutionary theory as an example of exaptation, the adaptation of an existing trait to serve a quite different purpose.
Oh, and *SPLORT*
Street panda panda-handles tourists fur spare chanj.
President Opanda hasta be teh re-sworn-in because teh stoopy chief justice messed up his lines.
@@@@@!! Guud one!
ZOMG SO CYUUUUUUTTTT
*SPLORT*
Whoops… sorry…
*sweeps up Jenn’s braynes*
*rinses wif sparkloly water (wif lymons)*
*scoops into hed, replaces hed bones*
*dukky tapes hed bones in place*
*snaps CHRG in place*
*ducky taypes CHRG in place*
*leeds Jenn to splort recobery longe and comfee chayre*
*tuck tuck tuck the blankee*
here are gogglols to protect from da kyute!
Oooh, lymon…
Wow, that’s some industrial strength cute there. Thanks, Gammacat.
*splort* plz to haz baibee panduh? sooo KYOOT!
oh deer, sploorts eberwhere!
*grabs da CCC*
*sweeps up Bab’s braynes*
*rinses wif sparkloly water (wif lymons)*
*scoops into hed, replaces hed bones*
*dukky tapes hed bones in place*
*snaps CHRG in place*
*ducky taypes CHRG in place*
*leeds Babs to splort recobery longe and comfee chayre*
*tuck tuck tuck the blankee*
here are gogglols to protect from da kyute!
fangs yew bery mush! das much better wif brayns insyde hed were dey beelong!
Why are paw-pads so enerable? Too much, with the cute!!!!
Dat b da ugliest kewt i evar saw
You now wat that thing is cute
Cutie
pinky pinky pause and pinky pinky Noze! Grabs CHRG (wdoi) and pulls down reeely tight to stop Major splort… catched it Just in thyme! Whew!1!!
*pinkey pinky toe pads… caper caper pranse*
watch out for da pointee ends!
I has finded teh original performance of this song! I has been trying to findify it forEVAH!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/17/u-taked-my-binky-i-suk-my-fum/#comment-118278
way tew go LCB!
Is a classic, innit?
yep
Nawt to menshun General Pandamonium!
Oh mai….such a cyoot widdle babeh!
*Falls*
SPLAT!
SPLORT!!!
*wheels in CCC*
*stops to tayke a sip of fort-i-flying scotch*
*sweeps up Celia’s braynes*
*rinses wif sparkloly water (wif lymons)*
*scoops into hed, replaces hed bones*
*dukky tapes hed bones in place*
*snaps CHRG in place*
*ducky taypes CHRG in place*
*leeds victim to splort recobery longe and comfee chayre*
*tuck tuck tuck the blankee*
here are gogglols to protect from da kyute!
Gammacat iz bery bizy wif dis one! soo menne splorts…so lytle Gammacat.
ooh, lymons!
*pokes tuxedo nosey out from under blankee*
Tank u, gamma!
*reaches owt tuxedo furrrrrred paw and pulls gogglols under blankie*
Meh kingdom for sum catnip nao….*SIGH*
Hab sum catnip, Kitteh_Kat_Celia! *rolls arownd in it* O yesh! Gud stuffz!
EEE!!
*bounces widdle tuxedo bodeh out from under teh blankee, roll roll rolls iniit*
Ohai = good morning in Japanese.
Fur real?
If das trew den y iz teh chyneese panduh speeking japaneese? hmm?
STOP! In teh naym uv luv . . .
Befoar yoo brayk mah hart.
… Think it o-wo-wo-ver.
Hey, if we culd git a third, we culd be teh Supremes!
*adjusts perfektly coiffed up-do, looks for a sparkly owtfit*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2yLMpGPU8A
*Gets GP-sized sparkly outfit and wig and goes off in search of phlonquais*
*gets out camera and follows LCB*
*hides*
shur yew don’t want to joyne in AP? it could be Supremes +1
Umm, ai spoze ai kud trai…
*kleers froat*
.
Stawp … inna naaaayym ob lub
Beefor u braaaaaayk mah hart
.
Howzzat? Y u runnin away?
*stands besyde AngelPlume, fluffs hayrs, adjusts dress*
Think it ow-wo-ver!
*sways in tyme to teh mewsik, wonders whar LCB went nao that we has a third Supreme*
I is not Supreme, but I is Acceptablol.
Can u use an Acceptablol?
hmm.. or shud that be Semipreme?
Or Subpreem?
Subprime?
Ohai. Peetsay delibbery…
Ur peetsaz ar heer. egg stray larj triplol supremez wif eggstra cheez.
Dat beez elebentee munnies pls.
We’ll save u for teh Low Budget Girl Groop.
Among ur
hitsrecords that got played a few times will be:Slow Down In Teh Name of Mild Infatuation
It’s In His Air Kiss
I Kinda-Sorta Hear a Piece of Music
And Many Moar!
Ain’t no Mt. McKinley Ohai Enuf?
Puddle Deep, Molehill High
Teh Whiz.
sry, that wuz just Diana and teh gloved one.
In our version, he wares those gloves wif teh fingers cut off.
Ohai! Ai r awn ur blankee meltin ur hart wif mai cayute an fuzzee!
PANDORABUL!!
Great shot, not staged, resemblance to an actual person waiving is uncanny. Caption fits picture perfectly, and fits LOL canon as well. Friends waving to us is definitely relevant to our interests. However, a wave with corresponding ‘Hi!’ is not terribly original. This LOLcat is great nontheless.
9.2/10
Thank you for that wonderful in-depth analysis, BS.
We now switch to Katie on the floor for an interview of the contestants.
Katie?
O hai. Katie here. I is on teh floor and I cannot get up. Back to u in teh studio, Brick.
*wheelz CCC cart ontu teh floor*
*skoopie-skoopie Katie’s brayns intu her hed*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff gatorayd frum teh sydlynz*
*pak-pak-tayp-tayp*
*rap-rap in floofy blankie*
*gibs choklit sportzkasterz adn gogglz*
.
Adn nao fur sum braking nooz…
Is dat rating system? Like 9.2 out of 10?
Dat wuz mai gess, tu. Self-appoynted juj, ai suppoz.
.
So hao wuz mah hoomin immitashun, huh?
Was purrfect AP!! Yu culd have whole new career future!
O Hai, Bebbeh Pandah!!!
Haow dids yuu geyt awaiy frum yuur Mommeh?
Her bees luuking foar yuur rite naow wif a sadniss;
Ai wills gibb yuu a kwik huggee adn a snorgle;
tehn yuu beddure hi-tayle iyt bakk hoem tuu teh Zoooo!!!
*watches BP walk back to look for his Mom*
(Wutta kyuootie!! Awn a Dorabulniss Skale, hims bees rite up tehre wif teh kittehs!!!)
aifinkso mebbee GP gonna howld this bebeh up in teh nex nowncement uv teh Safari Park openin!
Ai lubs pandas….did u knoes dey ar a marsoopeeal? Nawt a reel bare? Ai lieks dem ennywai.
nawt marsoopeeyul. Ina klaz by demsalves. Donut carry yung ina powch.
nawt a bare, tho, yu iz rite awn dat.
iz teh koala whoo iz nawt teh reel bare, is mar-soup-eel.
Still iz plenny kyoot, aifinkso.
Ax an aussie bowt teh dredded DROP BEARS.
nawt sew kyoot.
*iz afeered*
Wut’s a DROP BEAR? *shudders*
Not much. What’s a drop bear wif u?
Watch owt LCB, teh bare is after u! *runs awai faster than LCB*
I is teh safe. I puts some vegemite behine my eers.
*Bare sniffs LCB behine teh eers* *Faynts* Boom! *KCT luks owt from under teh blayde uv grass she hid under* O! Big bare faynted! *gets close to LCB’s eers and faynts* Boom!
U nawt want tu drop teh bear. Himz haz a fierce angree wif pointee endz awmost as big as teh Whole kitteh!!!
ther beez n e aussie peeps in cheezland?
I vizits aw-stray-lee-uh 3 yeerz ago, and goin bak in May. But teh drop bears did nawt get me. *phew!*
But heers teh storee…
http://www.geocities.com/muirnin/db.htm
They climb trees and shout “OHAI!” and when you look up, they drop on you.
Oh, and bowt teh pandas…are real bears, but is complicated.
Sez WIKI:
“…The Giant Panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca, “black-and-white cat-foot”) is a mammal classified in the bear family (Ursidae), native to central-western and southwestern China. The Giant Panda was previously thought to be a member of the Procyonidae family (raccoons and their relatives)…”
“…For many decades the precise taxonomic classification of the Giant Panda was under debate as both it and the distantly related Red Panda share characteristics of both bears and raccoons. However, molecular studies suggest that the Giant Panda is a true bear and part of the Ursidae family, though it differentiated early in history from the main ursine stock…”
*raises i-brow*
Fascinating.
ai finez fasinateen that teh sigh-en-tisses cannot makeup their minez.
pinkee TOZE! Pinkee NOEZ!
furgit splort, Ai proseeded immedeyutlee tu “ded” frum teh kyoote…..
goodbye krul whirled, Ai am gawn…hopez dere is kyoote pandaz in teh Ceiling!
Alas poor turtlol, ai knews him well or mehbe nawt so well but den agin. O grayte CC doan let turtlol goes tew dat grayte Ceiling. Nope, nope, nope. *runs CCC to turtlol*
*scoopee, scoopee da braynes bak into da hed*
*raps violet dukee taype arownd hed after putting on teh CHRG w/doi*
*taykes owt speshul resusimatator and applies to turtlol’s hed*
*ZAP ZAP*
*raps turtlol in speshul cheezmap bloo blankee wif extra floofeeness*
*gibs hawt choklit martoonie to turtlol and lawtsa choklit possums*
Ar u alive turtlol? Ar u beddur?
oooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooo…..
spukee Twilite Zome moosic playz……”hoo summunz teh spirit uv teh turtlol frum teh ded?”
oooooOOOOOOO….
ohai, KCT! Itz YU! Wy, fankyooo, fur razing me frum teh ded!
Musta been dat zapping….mai shell iz still reberberating wif teh zzzzzz’s
YU SABED ME!!!
(schmoos)
naow Ai libs tu splort anudder dai!!!
fankyoo, yu is mai HEERO!!!
Aw shucks, turtlol, ai wuz ownly doing wut ai hadz tew do tew sabe u. *blushes and luks bashful* U mite still reberberate eben froo teh sooper bowl so be caerful abowt getting tew close tew teh gayme field posts.
oooh, Ai’ll keep dat in mynd….yu noes Ai awl wayz goes dere and tares
daown teh gole posts aftur teh gaym, tu…Ai be keerful dis yeer, tho.
OK. Maek shur teh Cards win. Ai lieks red birds. It awlso yoosed tew be teh St Louis team but nawt dere ennymoar.
SUMTIEMS LESS IS DEFA…DEFFI…TOTILLY MOAR.
ain’t seen an “O hai!” in a while.
O Hai Kempis Curious! Hao’s dat?
Teh kewtnezz iz killin me!
*Drops ded*
Panda has ta be paw-printed
By de Ef Bee Eye
Dis is illeygul kyootnez….too much fur me!
so cute I must eatz him up!!
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Oh dear God that’s the cutest thing i’ve ever seen…
I rofl’ed.
It’d only be better if he barf’d.
Da mostest ‘dorableness of da day!
Herro, sprecious behbeh…
*tender wee high five*
Teh kyoot….. iz 2 much…..
***SPLORT***
Aw. o.o
uh ohz
..
*SPLORT*
whoops
furst
CUTE! i lol’d all night longg!
OHAI! Lolzlolzlolzlolzlolz!
I enjoy beans
i teacher has this as her screensaver
Some of the comments are funnier than the pic!
SSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that made me laugh a lot
I LIKE COOKIEs
LOVW THIS PIC
ITS SOOOOOOOOO
RADDDDD
moar funny pictures
gee, wonderz wer you getted this idea
ohai magical talking babbeh pandah o.o
Pink paw, pink nose, baby fur, sparkeling eyez….. cute graph off da chartz!