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I iz calling AA
dude, U needs halp
sew I guess it wud be inapropreeate to offur u a contratz drink?
nawt at all,
I will has martini shaken not stirred.
*runs in breffless from borrrrring meeting*
*pours martoonies (shaken) for two_kittehs and hurself*
oh fanks Leeza that be delishus!!
*drinkz 1l o’ beer*
Omg, these are Polish beers
(ad remember- stereotypes are wrong! Not all Poles are alcoholics!)
Greets from Poland
Anka
Yeah, you wish drunky
sinz dis apparuntlee be Plolish bier, purhaps we shud has Polish sillybrashuns fr you?
Alittle bit 0 Poka music, pls.
Big batch 0 Pirogeeez whif
Cabbage, cHEEEZ! adn mashedtaters
Dem donut-like punchkeez (paczkys-dunno speeling)
E…
Extraprittee wimmens (tiz troo – tehy ar faymous fur it
Flooffee kittes
Gagglez ov geese
H. . .
Maybe it’s: pierogi (pirogee) , pączki (punchkee ;P)…
Polka music is from Czech Republic… ;P srsly
polka music (not “poka”) is not polish, and yes, “punchkeez”
tis as polish as it gets, lulz
Somehow I’m not surprised
And why is that so, hmm?
“mini yah trooth toad in jest”, mebbee?
Maybe because, sadly, we have in Poland a lot of people that are actually PROUD of such pictures?
You had a liver, but I eated it…
…with fava beans and a nice chianti…
Okai,Hannibal!
Hey,what would we eet in teh low,low budget vershun ??
Canned lima beans and some Welches grape juice aifinkso…
…a can uv beenie-weenies & grape drink-ade wuld be cheeper….
omg recesshunz hitz deh cannibals also
Say… Duz U nowe wut teh cannibal givd hiz wyfe for balentimez day?
..
Wait for it…
..
A box ov farmer fanniez!! :snerk:
Ohai eeckthecat.. Sorry I mist ur birfday party!! I wishes u manee more… *schmoo*
Fank u!
**schmoos bak to u!**
Oh, deh huge fanniteez!!
*snerk*
*heddesk*
U talking to meh????
*turns to look at fanny in mirror*
Mai muther told me I wud alwaiz haz a large following tho….
Mai muther told me I wud alwaiz haz a large following tho….
*Oooops, skoozie* Seems I haz teh hikkups!!
oh, FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spam anna store brand joose baux?
Liverwurst and store-brand grape soda…
how bout fasting?
*rummajrummajrummaj* in pantree
lookee here
*holds up can 0 beans wif expry. date of 2007*
*rummajrummajrummaj* in ferigerator
adn dis is purfect
*holds up botlol 0 juis which has sorta vinegaree smell*
RC cola and a Moon Pie!
A nice beer…
it had a flavah-pikkled.
Dat iz teh same flavah dis kitteh has, ifinkso.. pikkled!
With fava beans and a nice chianti…
Stoopy WeirdPress. Pretended to eat my comment.
Prrrrrhaps it wuz livah flavored? With teh fried onyuns an applols?? Hard to resist. . .
Don’t forget the bacon…
the old bait and switch rooteen. *nods knowingly*
It tasted like cheezburger.
cAn you believe dat?
An it’s tiem u did 2
alanon kitteh handz u a pamflet
Dey wud sai, ‘tanks pretteh red-huddid kitteh’.
y fank u kabbu! *blushes*
ur welkem
Taim to bring in Teh Chopped Livah Grrrls!!
ohai Janet!!
ummm…chew know weer metafork, er metaphrorical, er not litter ally “Livah”, rite?
I hear Igor has bin x spearmintink wif organ substitoots…
Ohai sweetpea!
*runs up an gibs swee’pea a big ol’ schmoo*
…remember, tho: Accept No Substitutes!
PWND!!! yipeee!
runsaroundincirklesaroundincirlclesarounPwned’slegs
*dizzy*
*KLONK*
eyemint to doodat.
*helps sweetpea up an into a comfy chair*
*goes an raids teh CCC fer a blankii an sum hawt choklit*
*wraps teh blankii arownd sweetpea*
heer, dwink dis hawt choklit – it haz anti-dizzie propertees!
purrrrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*coverz teh sleeping tender tendrilz wif a byootiful forest grin shawl, maed ov gote hare an hand woven in Damaskus, wif foot long silk frinj*
*haz byuuuuuuuutimus dweems becuz all warm n fuzzzy felines*
oh, adn speekin o “toots”, da Pie Paw Gun was disembled (nope, not lying) so if you sea gibbocat, mebee he could come put it back togetter?
Yeah. Gammacat did it. She borked a bunch of my stuff.
*obsurv’s innosent luk on Maus’s bewhisker’d face*
*almost fool’d by teh cute*
*teacher/strictauntiee voice*
and what did you do to cause her to do that, hmmmmmm?
Nuffin! Honest!
U meen nuffin honest!
hee! gud wun!
it’s all in the puncuation I suppose.
not borked! disassembled! and ai offered to put it back together!
:innosent luk wif batting eyelashes:
aer you disembling agin, young ladee?
HE sayd I gayve him girl cooties!
:woobblee lip, leeky eyes:
SNIFF!
You DID give me Girl Cooties. I hasta has a buncha shots. It’s worse than RABIES aitellya…
*sneeks up behin Maus, gibs him a big wet kiss onna top of hims hed*
SMOOOooOOOOCCHHHH!
*sneeks up behin Maus after 4.5k*
SCHMOOOO!
BOOP!
Well,at leest it’s onlee SHOTS!
Teh onlee known cure for boi cooties iz too horribul to mention…
*shudders*
*runs in circlols around Maus, sprinkloling girl cootees all ober him frum her green nd yellow basket*
wot could it be?
Abcess romooval?
Bacitracin in da fuds?
Coootie ecktomy?
D…
Diver tikkle itis
Eetin teh bad fuds poysining
Follolicle deprived
G…
Gowt!!
Hally toes iz
Jeebees, Heebee
K. . .
Gagging wif tongue depressors…
Hitting wif baseball bats….
Icing down your pulled groin muscle…
J….
ummm, yr nicknaem izn’t Nurs Ratchett, izzit???!?!?!?
i interrupt dis list foar Star Drek triveeya kweschun.
wots/who is teh connection between StarDrek adn “one floo over da cookoooz nest”?
Malcom Mcdowwel?
Mt. McKinley?
Oh wait!!! I noez!!!!
Dey bof b mooveez!!!!
Louise Fletcher: Nurse Ratched, Kai Winn (DS9)
dingdingdingding!!!! we can has a weiner!!!
da maus is right (por supuesto)
So… What my prize? Give it to me…
*grabs Maus*
)
SCHMOOO!!!!
an I reassembled yur tank & pie paw gun!
(wif sekret no gammacat settings
wayte – TV show or moovees?
CONGRATULATIONS From Phisings R Us!!!!
You are only Elebenty steps away from receiving your prize (which is a year’s worth 0 Pie Paw Gun lessons).
First, fill out this information (will only take a few sekkinds):
Your social security nomber
Your mother’s maiden name
credit card nomber (only the ones with lotsa credit available)
Then…. you must sign up for a trial of any 3 “free” offers:
Applol a Month Club
Bacon a Month Club (free cholesterol test if you sign up today)
Cheeeeeez 0 da Month Club
D…
Dayly Dakkereez
Fifty mazzageenz u duzn’t like
Gemstonez (Faux) inna cheep setting
H…
Haggis a munth club wif free book 0 Robbie Budrns poe tree.
IttehBittehKittehCommitee meeting transcripts subskripshuns
Jousting Monthly trial subscriiptshun
K…
*slinks silently behind the chatters, slides up to maus and with raspy tounge extended palnts on his fuzzy cheek a big wet* “SCHMOOOOOOOOOOO!”
*dribbledribble*
hands maus a hanky
I need a $100 towel aifinkso. Sheesh!
*hands over hunnert dollar towel” um, i be wanting dat back.
’twas a prezzie n is now my fabrit towel. adn, inseedentallee, da only wun in da 0spckn hows hold dat isn’t holey.
uhoh, mebee i shudda saved the unholy towel for da EbilMaus…
Leeza has it now. She took it from me in the next pic…
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Ai mite bee seeing teh gibbocat. . .
he tried to pi me!
innocint littol ol me!
it was self defence!
Wif teh PI Paw Gun??????
yesh! den he got da maplol syrup and feather tank!
oh, the hugh manatee!
i saw wit awl. ’twas a very stikky scichuanshun
Your bladder’s nawt too happy,eether….
yesh, but that’ll pass…
* snerk *
Down’t know if u saw on teh last picture,but the M&M commints refer to one uv teh pictures in mai profile.
i just gotted back from lukkin!
Teh big drinkie in the galaktik glass is lukking pritty gud, too.
Dat drinkee wuz a KILLER,ai tells u !
Fell asleep on teh plane ride home and I never do that!
Fwat partee!
Party? Naaaaah. Just a little nosh before dinner…
Teh voyce of expeeriunce, mayhaps?
Moi??!!
yesh!
To-GA, To-GA!
GATOR!!!!
Chug!Chug!Chug!Chug!
No, really Mom. It’s recycling pickup day. Honest!
…and I collected from the WHOLE nayborhood…yeah,dat’s it!
is fur a good coz
we gibs deposit munnies to local animlol shelter
POLISH BEER!!!!!!!
Reely?? Wuz wunderrin whut brand dat wuz…..
U can polish Ur beers. Ai prefurrs to drink mai beers.
Ai maded sum portur last month. Is ready foar tasty testing. NE lolunteers?
I can has żuberki?
URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPP!!!!
Naow where b teh Bafroom! Ai haz 2 go reely bad
dis iz mai collexshun. Wat? U collex dose beenyweeny babehs, wai cahnt ai haz a collexshun?
dis wun iz naimed Frank an dis wun iz naimed Shurley an dis wun is naimed Stoopy Hooman….ai naimed him affer mai pet naim fer u!
Jus’ an otter dai at Mick’s howse… * slow, sad hedshake *
Yoo hav bin lerning frum Teho???
Hmm… hu is tihs Teho ai keeps heering abowt?
Him posts as Theo naow
O yesh, aifinkso ai has seed him sumware… fankies annipuss
But he will nebber bee enewun else but Teho. Luk at teh “Theo” an think “Teho.” Ask LCB – she will agree wif mee!
U gotta kwit hanging owt wif Mikk.
O ai weesh! LCB donut wanna get rid ob him tho, fur sum reezun…
oh I thot that woz UR house!!
no, no… mai howse onwlee lukks taht wai onna Caturdai Moarning… teh rest ob teh weeeeek weeeek weeeek is strewn wib laydees unnerwares…
Grannie Panties ??
OLU’s, ifinkso.
* hedbats leeza * whut did ai JUST sai?
*narrows eyez*
U din’t say it til aftur I dids!
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Not OLU’s?
*czech’s labul*
ah! I see. It all Depends on ur perspectiv.
is no gud czeching YUR labul… is awlwais gonna sai “OLU’s – Brown” awn it…
pffft!
I has Mick’s laundrees on AGAIN??
U needs to put a leesh on that Mick, I swares GP, if he duznt stay away from my unnerwares….
he might lyke dat
Nao down’t be Pamperin him,Leeza!
Depends on wot u mean by “Pampering”.
*huggies teh sweetpea*
Iz nawt always sweet…
mais oui.
Mais non!
mais flowurs?
Pilgrims?
Mais poel?
*Detektiv Foyle frm Scotladn Yarrd scans teh innertubes*
*cheks on da aktivities of suspect fro da notorious Unnerwear Theef*
AHA!!!I haz pruf dat GP is da Notorious Unnerwear Theef which has been theefing da laydeez unnerwears, is as good azza writtn confession. Why elz wood dere be laydeez unnerwares all ober hiz place?
Ware o ware iz SJ (Martoonee) waht she iz needed?
Ai dont know wai, but it seemz to mee she wud know . . .doo we know if it wuz just a singlol layer ov teh unnerwares?? Oar nee deep??
Mebbe himz bein *gasp* fraymed?
Duz dis meen yu r piggeh transunnerwareite?
Booklion!
Boop!
are yew still a statchew lyon?
No, I is a real winged lion! Teh stachoo bizness wuz just as much a dreem as certain peeple’s otter preggerensees!
Whut gratye engineering feets has yu been up to? Besides diassembling Maus’s danjerus toys?
Ohai booklion! Has yu met Taya yet? Hurr is a littlol bebbeh kitteh wib wings tu!
ohai, GP! Yesh, I has met Taya…we dids wing-strtching exercises togevver wun morning.
Wehn ai get bak hoam, purrhaps we can go flying sumware together. Cweenmj can com in hur bubblol. . .an ai wud hav to ride wif hur. Twud bee the fun!!
Janet, yu can always rides between my wings whenevver yu wants. Be very safe tere.
ai did dismantle Maus’s tank also
duz yelling at vendors count as engineering?
Engineering cahynges in peeps mynds, maybee. How frustramyting for yu….
as a wise man wonse said
’7 years of collige down the drain!’
I was jes gonna make you a beer can pyramid, dats all.
concats kk, U can annuder frunt pager!
I meant U can has..
Fanks two_kittehs, ai still in shokk!!! *kk4 does happy-shokky danse* Happy shokky danse make meh look like zombee…
thriller kitteh!
dinna worree, luks kewl!
Grate lol, KK4!!!!11! Ai laffed n laffed!!!
@@@@@
Fanks 4.5!!!! Ai iz minor celeb wif mai nieces now!!
* scamper scamper scamper *
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Otay, lemme sea… Micrololfone? Check. Soapbox? Check. Bebbeh Animlols? Check.
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* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK weeeeek weeeeek weeeek *
Ohai Cheezfrends! Ai can has yur Tenshuns, plz? Fankies.
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Nao, as yu nose ai has bin preparing teh nawt sekkund Cheezland Safareh Park heer in lolcatburglars bakk garden fur sum thyme nao, adn adn adn wii wus gonna bii awl reddy tu openify last weeek weeek weeek unteel stoopy Mick let teh Rabid Weesuls run awl ober teh plaice adn maek a mess!
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Well, teh gud gnus is… prepare yurselbes… Wii can has teh Belated Grand Opening tihs Fridai!!! Oh yesh yesh yesh! Fur ownlee Elebenty Munnies eech (haff pryce fur teh kidlets) yu can has gyded tour ob teh Safareh Park adn sea awl teh un-maze-ing animlols hu lib heer in cheezland! Oh, adn ob corse eet wud nawt be a Guinness Piggeh (c) ebent wibowt a Hyooge Surprise…
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* holds up Bebbeh Meerkat *
OMCC! Lookit! Lookit taht fais! Hurr is a gnu adishun tu teh park – wii is hoping tu start a breeding programme!
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* holds up Bebbeh Ocelot *
ooo… sawft… but awlso poyntee…! Deed yu no dese byootimuss animlols in teh dayngered? Oh yesh yesh yesh!
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* holds up berry berry rare, hardlee ebber seed, Purplol Skwirrl *
* shrugs * Umm, wii is nawt kwite shore whut tu maek ob tihs…
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Otay, nao yur harts arr fishuntlee meltyfied… Awl teh munnies raysed bai teh Safareh Park wheel go tu halping buy gushifuds, crunklifuds, toys, blankies adn eben builolding gnu sank… cinq… saif plaises fur dese littlol animlols tu lib awf saif adn warm adn happee!
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But wayt, dere is moar! Dere wheel awlso be gaymes, soobeneer stands, Dunk-a-Celebrity, drinks, fuds adn eben a speshul surprise from nun otter tahn Mick ‘teh Lips’ Jaggeh himself!!!
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Teh gaytes open at 6am Cheezthyme tihs Fridai 30nd Janyooairy (taht is 5pm TTI thyme adn mumble mumble Merica thyme)! Teh nawt sekkund tour wheel startify at 06:30 Cheezthyme adn wheel moobe awn tu a gnu zibit ebbery 15 minits so plz tu trai and keep up!
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Teh gaymes, fud stawls adn Dunk-a-Whutebber wheel stai open awl dai! Oh, adn iffn dere is thyme, wii can has a berry BERRY speshul tour gyde hu wheel taek yu up in teh Cayblol Cars ober teh berry BERRY seekret zibit… * has an egg sighted *
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Otay, plz tu ask anee kweshuns yu mai has – fankies!
Iz teh wevvers gonna be abov freezin?
* has a seekret *
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Nawt ebberyware, Red… nawt ebberyware…
Ifn iz nawt gonna be warms, I nawt comin!
Is nawt gonna be cowld EBBERYWARE… adn wii shall probide ebberyfing yu wheel knead awn teh tour… plz tu trust me… lookit tihs fais, yada yada yada…
**narrow eies at GP**
No, I nawt trust u! Past egg-speriense an all…
* has innocent lukk awn fais * Ai donut no WHUT yu meen…
*gentlee hedbonks GP*
wee nows yew are trust-worthee
wispurrs
*can yew teech me dat innocint lukk? ai needs praktic, aifinkso*
* gibbs gammacat teh innocent lukk *
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Is reel! Ai no puts it awn! Srsly, lookit tihs fais * holds up bebbeh chinchillol * wud tihs fais lie tu yu?
*snorgles bebbeh chinchillol*
well, okai. sinse it is sew cyute!
Boop! to GP and bebbeh chinchillol
are yew narrowing yer ebil eyes? dey have been handee
Will my speshul ticket for January 32nd still be good ??
oh yesh yesh yesh! Yu can has teh park awl tu yurself awn taht dai!
Teh folloling dates be fwee admit ants:
Febrooary 29, 30, 31; Never 12th, any Bloo Moon, Pigs Flying Day Nashunal Holiday
the fineprint: offer voyd wear prohibited; should you be able to calculate a naturally occurring bloo moon, you must arrive at the rising of said moon and exit before da moon sets; Feb 29 is excluded in Leap Years.
Just FYI, there will be a blue moon this year, on (wait for it…) December 31.
kewl. we can haz Bloo Year’s Ebe pate?
Wat iz teh ayre-speed belocity uv a unlaydened swallow?
Afreekan oar Yooropean?
Wat? Ai doan kno taht! *sproing* AUUUUUUUUUGH!!!
@@@@@ Holy Grail FTW!
I haz such an egg sited!!!
Duz deh cablol carz swinging much? Will I needz tu taking mai moshun sikkness pillz b4 deh tour?
Aifinkso dey is teh nawt swinging kynd… but but but iffn yu is going awn teh Tour Bus… aifinkso yu shud prolly taek yur meds, uh huh, yesh.
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* has a seekret *
Ooh I lubz seekritz. Tell mii??? I promise not tu telling eneee wunz.
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*wunderz wut deh seekrit kud b…..
Mebbee GP iz going tu
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Akkwire a privit Jet
Buying ebbreewun Cheezburgerz
Clime ebbree Mountin
Dance in deh moonlight
E…..
Eet an Eel…
Frolic wif a Ferret….
Gab wif a Gnu…..
H….
Hold up bebbeh animlols
Interview vampyre bats
Juggle jaguars
k…
Kiss a kangaruu
Laugh wif a lemur
Monkee arown wif manatees
N…
Kick back wif a Kangaroo…
Lunch wif a Llama…..
Make Mousse wif a Moose….
N….
Nurture a Ninja….
Oggle an Oragutan….
Parse wif a Parrot…
Q…
Quiet a Quail…..
Ride in a Rodeo….
Sit on a Snail….
T….
Quell a Queen Bee
Read a Red Deer
Snooker a Seeeky Snake (thank you Possum)
T…
Tie a trickee tippsee GP to a tree
Understand utterlee uglee unnerwares
Vankwish vishus vagrant vixens
W. . .
Wash Wiley Wallabees…..
Xtort from Xenopuses…..
Yak wif Yakkity Yaks…
Z….??
zut!
Bedder yet…zutting a zutty zebra ??
Zut? Duz this meen Madame Zorba will bee bak soon???
oh she is never teh far away…
Tawk to de animlols
Unnerstan wut they say back
Wallow down in the hollow in the glorious mud
X …
ooppsey, too late.
Are umbrellas provided for dose who walks unner da cable cars?
Iz der barriers? Peeps mite be so in awe wif all de xhibits dat mebbe dey will wander round willeh nilleh.
Teh cayblol cars go up ober a hyooge canyon… dere is raylings arownd teh edge.. plz tu NAWT climb down… O, teh Hyooge Manatee!
Always luukin out fur our saftees!! Is der wilderness trail tu hikes around?
Oh dear! Well, I’ll do my best to catch anyone who falls over the edge! Ummm…that is…..if they happen to fall directly over my hot tub anyhow.
Luuks like GP have all bases cuvverd, even a handsome manatee tu catches us if we fall! Hi der Hugh!! Schmoo!! *giglols an runs away*
Gess wat! We losted elektiks at work foar almoast an hower! It jes camed bak awn.
**sigh**
I nawt lyk drama. I wanna be bored.
**dreems of bein bored an habbin a nermal lyf agin**
At Belmont and Central in Chicago, no onez can heer ur liver screem. Srsly, four-pack of Polish tallbois beers only five bucks!
Dis song iz approprit foar dis pikshur, I finkso.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyCPhIjmk-s
:snerk:
gud wun red! how is yew todai, odder then the no-elektriks egg-site-mint?
Tyred.
Plz to reed my posts awn previus lol an u kin get cawted up awn my day.
‘kay
{{rhsb}}
Jes stumbloled akross dis. Nawt shure how I feel abowt it yet.
Bedder tahn teh WalMart commershul, tho!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XP9UCxz2DM&feature=related
heer iz teh burfday fairy wif big burfday fairy nooz update!! i no longer haz teh finanshul problums!! i haz taked teh baylowt munniez i gotted yestirday an inbested tehm in a faktree staffed by capshured trollz hoo labor day an night to make wondermus fings for teh goodie bags!! donut feel too sorriez for tehm, tho. tehy gets fully prepayd helf care frum dr. tinyqwack, all teh gushifud tehy kan likking frum teh yoozed gushifud cans, an tehy gets to go to teh bafroom wunce a day (wif gud behayvyur). an tehy eben gets payd 1 munnie a week!! before withholdings an deduckshuns. *gets owt sparkly cowcyoolater* lessee, minus inkome taxes, soshul skyurity takses, retiyrmint fund, helf inshurance, just-in-cays-we-gets-sood inshurance, toylit paper takxes, an can opener depreeshiashun fees… tehy gets… umm… well, akshully, tehy ends up paying me for tehm to wurk in teh faktree. but hey!! it gibs meening an purpose to tehr lifes an keeps tehm owt ob trubblez!! so iz gud for evreewun!!
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an now, on to today’s big HAPEE BURFDAY!! an it is being teh burfday ob Lemouse, Slightlyremoved,
oops
“Ooops?” deer Burrfday fairy?? Ai dont see wai teh “oops.”
well WARE is teh fudgy caek?
and teh bownsee balls?
and teh otter BDF stuffs???
she must have left tehm in her otter wand.
(see below. burfday fairy gotted teh “add commint” button mixed up wif the “ctrl-v” to payste in kitteh1ihazit’s name
)
*boops* BF!
I knows. I’z just teesing Janet.
i kno
*boops skwirrlgrrl wif sparkly wand* i’z just splaining to janet
wut teh “oops” iz, an telling yoo wher to finding teh fudjy caeks!
*ahem* an kitteh1ihazit!!!! an if it iz also yor burfday, tell us heer!! i haz bringd tasty fudjy hommaed burfday caeks, i skreem, frootsytootsy party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on tehm, an goodie bags wif bownsy balls that lite up in 3 DIFFRENT COLURS wen tehy bownse!!, speshul collektor edishun boblol-heded bebbeh zombie dollz, kandeez, an puffy fishie stikkers wif googly eyes taht luk like dis:
http://www.pbase.com/xl1ken/image/70534918
(very funnie, but mebbee not so kyoot taht GP will try to
extortrekwire me to pay lissensing feez for it)an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes com troo!!!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжжж٭****
Hooray birfday fairy!! Finally der is good use fur trolls! Ai hopes da faktree is suitably uncomfortable for dem.
teh welfare ob teh trolz iz always being my mayn consurn. i haz made shur taht teh chayns are being hipo-allujenik an teh ayr kondishuner is werking. (iz being middle ob winter heer, so yoozing teh ayr condishuner duznt yooze too much enurjeez
i iz being green taht way!! 
)
wayt, heer we go:
now i iz being green!!
Go green!!!
Lol, those are Polish beers!
Calico kitteh wureed baowt sir-oh-sis uv de livah
Yah, teh nomber it kalled wuz 9-1-1!
Yay! Go Poland!
i thot i tolded yoo, no parteez wile i wuz owt!
awww maaawwwwmmm!
But was jest a cupple uf frends…who brot a cupple of frends, an dose frends brot a cupple uf frends….
Ohai cheezpeeps. Mebbeh dis iz old newz, cuz ai don’t watch tedabishun tew mush, but ai jist saw teh SHAM-WOW guy hawkun teh SLAP-CHOP! An he’s jist az annoying!
aifinkso ai saw hiz laytest teh uvver dai, sum kynd uv weerd teenytiny hamburger cooker fing. Wuzznt called Sham-Burger tho, butt (hee hee) it shud hav bean!
Hee iz teh king uv annoying!
Butt semhaow he maiks ebreefing soun sew darn GUD!
it maeks teh teenytiny hambergerols?
Oh noes!! He hawkin sumfin else now? Da sham wow on tv all da time ai nawt seen da new one…yet…jes a madder uf tiem. I wunner if machine uses shamwow to gets da xtra greese off?
hes alwais hawkin sumfin! der was da CLR commershuls, and da extree tuff glu…
Was him wearing stoopy headset in dis one?
OMG. Those beers are from Poland. I AM from Poland too. O.o
Nice party ^^
Hm… Lech, Warka, Dębowe Mocne, Harnaś, Leżajsk, Żubr… yummy ;P
Update: Mahm jes called. Teh rodes is cleerer an dad iz gonna venchur owt agin.
Plz to ask CC foar himz safetee.
kthxbai.
{{{RHSB’S DADCAT}}}
Pleeze,CC,get him dere & back safely!
{{{rhsb an dad}}} pleez tew bee cairful, slo an steady duz it
{{{RHSB’S DADCAT}}}
{{rhsb & fam}}
CC keep yew all safe.
Anom
{{{rhsb & dadcat}}}
Teh tree nawt did NE damij last nite when it fawled down?
A positive lol for Pole :]
Thanks for this image. Don’t think we are drinking so much
Whut is a really attractive pole called?
Magnetic pole!
Does I get a geek hat wid propellerz fur making a nerdy physiks joke?
Only if you can answer this question:
A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, ‘How much for a beer?’ The bartender looks at him, and says…
For you, no charge?
No prompting from the studio audience!
Sorry, I got positively excited!
OK, new question:
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
It didn’t
To get to the same side…
becuz ’twas rilly a rooster and refused to get directions even after going in endless circles for howrs.
whut she said.
I knew dis wun
ok tell me whut did deh nuklear fizzicist had fur lunsh?
Fission chips.
Yaay! I win a GH(wP). Oh wait… I already has one…
Okay U win! U fully deserves deh geek hat wid propellers
boff of dem
*headdesk*
Karol, jestem z Tobą ;D Potwierdzam Twoje słowa
Słyszycie ludzie?! My nic a nic nie pijemy ;D
Żółwik ;P
Haz aneewan heer plaied wii’s catz2? Dotter nad ai arrh stuck- wee cannot kill da beeg scaree wolf at da end. Otterwize, is adoorabull game. Pleeze tu bee halpin us – dotter criis ebree teim ai let wolf woond da kitteh. Ahm feelin liek baad momma.
I thought our bottle recycling bin was bad but that pile of empty cans takes the biscuit!
omg omg polish beer!
Yep… I has hav iven mor empti canz at my plaze in Lublin. Ap the studyntzzz!
alcoholic kitteh sez, “i not haz problem!”
What does this even have to do with cats?
there’s a cat in the picture…(i think the cat is suppose to be saying the caption)
i seriously hope like 100 people live there.
Sterta puch i dwa glany! :E
Ah see sum polish beers and a docta martens shoo!
They’re HD boots
kitteh sez: ohai. Yur sponser sended me…..yu needs a meetin.
and, oh, kleen up aftur yurself…yur mahm izznt heer, sheez at a Al-Anom meeting….
HIK! It wuz gooood, polish beer, HIK!
And nao giv me nibblz. NIBBLZ FOR ALL!
Greetings from Poland:D
Poland, go figur! XD Iz mai country iz soooo ‘shamed! Not. ;p Iz no drink so much. srsly. All I need iz fwuffy lolcatz and lolgoggiez an iz no need for beer no morez!
Dude, i don’t drink alcohol, maybe from time to time one beer with my friends, i’ve never been drunked:D
Needer do I ^^ A whole year uv collecting cans fur can armors an’ helmets for Juwenalia march… an’ we finally gave urselvs a break
Pozdrawiam przy okazji
A na zdjęciu jest światowa już Eklerka i moje mroczne glany 
w końcu poczułam się tu swojsko!
pozdrowienia dla Eklerki – cała Polska jest z niej dumna.
hahah recykling w koncu
Mieszkanie typowego polskiego studenta? ;P
Ai sees a pair ov kombat boots. Dat esplains eberyting.
partay
OMG!!! WTF whos cod evenn dink dat much akohall? dey wod be pukin lik i don no krazy!
Mało warki :\
WOAH O-O