Now that she knew the meaning of her dreams Fluffy was unable to sleep
wut doz it meen wen mah dream has a flavr?
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mebbe daydreamn iz teh wai tu go
u iz nawt sekund!
She din’t wanna noe
Teh meenin frited her
heehee, annipuss we maded a ryme!
Yiss, we werk well 2 gevver!
“No more rhyming now, I mean it…”
anybody want a peanut?
AAAAUUGH!!!
OK, in the ICHC LBT (Low Budget Theatre) production of this movie, we can’t afford the Cliffs of Insanity. They will be replaced by the Step Stool of Clinical Depression…
and we can has RONSS (rodints of normal (sorta) size)
and Miracle Max will have to be Reasonably Compenent Max…
or Competent, unlike me…
And we can has teh Zippo Swamp?
.
*BIG SIGH*
I hates to leeve in teh middle of a gud PD thred!
ttfn
PB!
(really goin now)
an teh Dread Pirate Roberts will be teh Slightly Scary Privateer Bob
Prince Humperdink will be Count Tiddlywink?
Or mebbe we’ll use Engelbert Humperdink…
Yesh, wii cud prolly beh gettin him fur cheep…
*waves tendirlz wildly*
ooo ooo ooo
pick mee!sweetpea aer abailabul for a lowbudgit substitoot foyr buttercup.
*practises*
Fetch that pitcher fur me, Eastly
Fetch that bucket 0 water, Eastly
oooh perfeckt casting!
U was made for teh roll!
.
We needs someone for Inigo.
Someone hoo can handle a sword…
Now HOO cud we get…
hmmmmmmmm
And teh shreeking eels will be wurms with shrill voyces and mikrophoones.
Nah, mikrophones is too spensive.
Mayk that teenie tiny tin kans onna string.
Well, inna pinch, i could do too rolls: sweetpea/buttercup,
Inigo/InigaGringa. i can do a raisin a bull Espanglol acksent.
qwick costyume chang’s, i can do ‘em.
*pwaktices Espanish acksent from España wich be diffrunt from da Pruviyun / DominicNom R ‘pup lick Espanishlol(
(read this with a espanish acksent)
I am Gringa Annoya, you kilt my father, prepare to die. for *takes helmet off*I am no man!!!!!!
*stabs sword into WitchKing*
oops. did i jest mix 2 mobies togetter?
And what shall we has insted uv a giant? *ponders*
That’s OK. Dan and Mel already mixed in a little “Spinal Tap”, and booklion added a soupcon of “The Court Jester”. Quite a mash-up, actually
oooo M*A*S*H* lets add in Ferret Face for da rous’s mebee.
Teh giant is defeated by teh showing of teh bebehs strawberry mark. (Enny seff-respkting giant wuld faint at teh site of a babeh diapurr)
i iz a giant ^^ pick meee
will they duel to the hangnail?
That, or until they’re out of breath… And of course, no swords. They’ll use Swiffer handles, I think…
Wii awn a low budjit….
A low budjit….
And we meen WAY down low *lowers voice* How low can we go?
I am seeing a rekurring theme on teh use uv Swiffers.
Insted uv a grandfather, culd we has a grayt-unkel, twyce removed?
How bout some toy lightsabers stead of swords?
*mutters* it’s only a model.
At least it isn’t a Stonehenge monolith.
ya mean like the 20″ high one?
Yep. We drew de specs onna napkin…
I get clinically depresst wen I Step in Stool
ewww
..an teh Pit of Despair is really more like teh Pothole of Annoyance
*heddesk*
.
INCONCEIVABLE!
you keep sayin’ that word……..I do not think it means what you think it means.
Somehow, I has conflated two beluvved moobies, nd so for teh iocaine scene, insted ov teh subtile sikkologikal dialog, I just wants to say
“Teh vessel wif teh pessul has teh pill taht is poyson,
but teh flagon wif teh dragon has teh brew that is troo”
Another favorite movie of mine…
Look like they’re thinking of you, Red!
OMCC! It IZ me!
Altho, sum dreems I nawt mynd so much….
Needs sum warm milk
An, a cuddle. Den she can go bak to sleep.
it’s red!!
GMTA (of course)…
mine is only half werking tho.
It’s fulla pleh. *sigh*
I is at home, gettin reddy to go to Dr. Tinycat.
I hope you feels better. I’m working from home today ’cause we got 3 inches of snow topped by an inch of ice last night. I ain’t drivin’ in that…
ew ew ew!
Just a sinus fing. I gets auntie biotica, and will be teh fine.
Be carefuls dribin, Leeza!
Iz snowin heer. BEEG flakes!
**starts luukin foar comfee playse to sleep at werk tonite**
pft! we has none o that here!
its just a littul rain, highs today neer 60 tehy sez.
but fanks for caring.
NEER 60!?!?!
Grrrr……
Goin owt to
smokeget sum air.BBL.
ohai rhsb gud morning.
Did u getz a lotsa ice todai?
Ohai, 2_k!
Wii gots lotsa ice yesterday.
Iz snowin rite now. BEEG flakes!
**finks abowt goin to see fyremenz next door an playin teh damzel in dizdress**
demz wuz showing ice in Louisville Kentucky on Tee Vee
dis morning
Iz snowing here 2, I iz so… tired of winter
sumbuddy got a pixor uv u, Leeza.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3228428
Ohai!
Ai founded a fotografs ob ew tew! It be on da flickr –
here: flickr.com/photos/berge/242409093/
Ai wus wunderin – ew be running from da Maus in dis pic? mebbeh from da ayrplayn wif da grabbingarm (lookily to be resiklified nao)?
Me, run from Maus?
Ifinknot!
Dat must be one of teh nooclear skwirrls.
U can tell he’s really movin teh fast!
Oh- dats sew kyuut!
sum fings iz bes left unknone!
DREEM AWN! DREEM AWN! screems teh Arrowsmif
Kitteh’s not shur hoo to kurl up wiff
*kitteh dreeming* *sawng running froo hed* What a dreem ai hadz, pressed in organdy, clothed in crinoline… *kitteh waykes up screeming* NOOOEEEESSSS!!!! Wut hoppened tew mai cheezburger dreem?
I wud lyk to knoes why I keep habbin wun dreem, tho.
I keep dreemin dat I iz bak werkin at wun of my old jobs. I nawt eben lyk dis job dat much an teh boss wuz ebil an nawt inna gud way.
I hazza dreem abowt an old job lyk dis, tu. Yoozhuallee wen I am stressed, feel hopeless, or am upset wif sertin ppl. Iz reellee annoying.
I haz been awl of does foar kwite a whiel!
iz teh stresses aifinksomaybee. Wen ai git bery bery bery stressed ai haz recurring dreem an sumtymes sleepwalkz a lil bit tooo.
i haz dreems of job i held 4 twenny yeers. retyred urly becus of stoopy fall braking arm adn wriss. en mi dreem, i nevers get mi task compleated. What iz this??
hmmm….waz jawb u lyked? meybee synce u ‘tired eerly cuz uv teh akxident u feel u wernt able tew reech ur ful potenshul er status awn teh jawb? sew u haz dreem uv nawt finishin ur task?
Dr.lil red grumpy hood kitteh offerz dreem interpertashuns fer 5 cense (wich is prolly a lawt moar tahn it her terpretashun is wirf)
Ai usta hab da dreem ob mai teefs fallin out, or dribin wifout mai contacts in. Stoopy dreems!
*handz BF 5 penneez.
.
I hadz a dreem i wuz playing deh slot musheen adn wen I winneded deh muneez started kumming owt wuz awl differnt kindz uv koynz — silber dollerz adn nikkelz adn penneez and kwarterz adn haff dollerz.
.
Duz dis meen i gonna b rich?? *hopeful luk*
Had a similar dreem nawt dat lawng ago…..won $77,000 dollars on a slot masheen(no coyns,tho…most uv teh masheens now gib u a voucher).
Ai iz goin to teh casino next Friday….
**eeck hopes dreem means she will win monies…wunders wut teh significance
uv teh $77,000 iz…**
Sebben is lukky nummer, issn’t it? 77 x 1000 be eben lukkier.
Has teh fun at teh casino, eeck. Watch aout fur Klingons.
** snerk **
I think you should look out for that infernal M&M dispenser. Unless ya have hamster cheeks and are willing to share.
M&M dispenser wuz teh AWESUM !!
Ebery color u culd imagine!
Awl teh cheezpeeps here culd tayke a color & dere wuld be sum lefted over.
*wonders if she mist an M&M storee*
Luk awn mai pickturs in mai profile.
Has fun at teh casinos, eeck. I luvs me teh slot machines in Atlantic City. Has never won big, though mah sister wun $700 wunz. We just luvs hangin owt and walkin on teh bordwalk, and shoppin, and eetin. Is a gud time in teh summer.
*luks owt teh winder at snow and sleet and ice and has a liddel wish for summertyme*
ohai gremlin!
guess wot I did last nite?
I botted my backpack!
And gotted a desent BP tent last week week week on cleeranse, grate price.
I has an excited.
I has an eggsited for yoo too! Whut brand uv pack was it? Ther’s no thrill kwite lyke gitting sumthing good at a good pryce. I has 2 tents, and I luvs teh wun – it has a star-gazer panel, and I luvs to watch teh stars at nite. (Yoo kin see teh fayvrit tent in teh pikshor on mah profyle wher I’m holding Gremlin teh beeg orinj kitteh in frunt of it.)
Bet yor verreh eggsited abowt yor trip! Ay’ll be thinking uv yoo. Tell me awl abowt it layter. (pix too if yoo kan)
I got a Gregory Diva 60.
Teh trip is still a fyoo week week weeks away… but I wanted teh BP early, I is gonna take in on a cupple hikes btw now and then to make shure I can do teh trip ok.
*makes not to remembur teh camera*
um, NOTE
Ohai,gremlin!!
Sadlee,teh casino ai am going to is in mid-Meeshigun,and dere iz prolly 5 feet uv snow dere.But it iz a resort,so we duzzint has to leave at all.
Last yeer,ai played video poker for 2 hours on $15…diddint win big,but didn’t lose a lot uv monies,eether.
Kitteh duz nawt sleep
Into darkness sawftlee to creep
Wif bright shinee eyes
Adn well-shadoed disguiez
Tu gib himz hoomin a pointy s’prize!
Gud wun, Mel!
**bows in prezzense**
Fankoo!
Yesh, iz eggselent!
“teh fudz iz lubberlee an cheep
ButT ai haz promissus 2 keap
an mylez 2 goez b4 ai sleap
an milz tu gowz bfor ai sleap!”
@@@@@ x elebenty fur you, MF!
maybee Fluffys mamacat maid her sai taht bedtyme prayer bout “iffen ai shud dye afore ai waik”, dat wun cauzed meh sum sleeplezz nites wen ai wuz a kidlet.
yes that is one scaree prayur!
two_kittehs, I sented you an email yesterday….
I hasn’t chekd my yahoo acct in a cuppla dayz
:goes to check bl’s emeow
Aarrh kitteh sleeps wif lil dotter (7). She revised dat prayer for kittehs:
“Meow I lay me down to sleep
I meow the lord my purr to keep
Meow angels watch me through the night
until I purr in tuna’s light. Ameow.” Hissfissian eben folds hur paws – iz berree kyoot, dem preyin togevver.
OMCC! Get a pic of that, and upload it wif dat prayer… yew beh makin da frunt paj rite awai, aifinkso!
Eberbodee sing! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1cOCeWpCjw
Cheap is small and not too steep
But best of all cheap is cheap
Circumstance has forced my hand
To be a cut price person in a low budget land
Times are hard but well all survive
I just got to learn to economize
Im on a low budget
Im on a low budget
Im not cheap, you understand
Im just a cut price person in a low budget land
Excuse my shoes they dont quite fit
Theyre a special offer and they hurt me a bit
Even my trousers are giving me pain
They were reduced in a sale so I shouldnt complain
They squeeze me so tight so I cant take no more
Theyre size 28 but I take 34
Im on a low budget
What did you say
Im on a low budget
I thought you said that
Im on a low budget
Im a cut price person in a low budget land
Im shopping at woolworth and low discount stores
Im dropping my standards so that I can buy more
[quality costs, but quality wastes,
So Im giving up all of my expensive tastes.
Caviar and champagne are definite nos,
Im acquiring a taste for brown ale and cod roes ]
Low budget sure keeps me on my toes
I count every penny and I watch where it goes
Were all on our uppers were all going skint
I used to smoke cigars but now I suck polo mints
Im on a low budget
What did you say
Yea Im on a low budget
I thought you said that
Im on a low budget
Im a cut price person in a low budget land
Im on a low budget
Low budget
Low budget
Art takes time, time is money
Moneys scarce and that aint funny
Millionaires are things of the past
Were in a low budget film where nothing can last
Moneys rare theres none to be found
So dont think Im tight if I dont buy a round
Im on a low budget
What did you say
Yes Im on a low budget
I thought you said that
Im on a low budget
Im a cut price person in a low budget land
Im on a low budget
Say it again
Low budget
One more time
Low budget
[i look like a tramp, but dont write me off,
Ill have you all know, I was once a tough
At least my hair is all mine, my teeth are my own,
But everything else is on permanent loan.
Once all my clothes were made by hand,
Now Im a cut price person in a low budget land.
Im on a low budget
Ill have you all know
Were on a low budget
Im on a low budget]
Get this: We’re losing power at work now!
I’ve called dad and he’s coming to get me.
He should be here in an hour or so.
Pls to be careful, rhsb!
Yesh yesh yesh… dere beh da berry few hoo hero-wership meh! Ai nawt wantin tew lewz anee!
Be careful and stay warm!!
It’s gettin worse!
Dad is stuk on the rode! Can’t get heer oar at home.
I just reserved a hotel room. If I nawt kin get home, I gotta at least get there.
Am stayin heer at work foar now.
you have yer strap-on crampons, yes?
I do have Yak-Traks.
No extra clothes.
No boots.
No phone charger, although Sprint store shares parking lot with hotel, so if worse comes to worse I MIGHT be able to get one from them.
SCOOT OVER, DAN! I’m movin in until May/June!
{{rhsb}}
Be safe,my friend.
Shall I teleport Nikita to you ??
Update: Dad is back home, safe.
He’s staying there until further notice.
I’ve got food and beverage. Also, money foar vending machine if I get really desperate.
Electric at work is holding up. Sgt is here, and is cool with whatever I have to do.
The roads are getting covered quick! Everyone is sliding.
is dere any restaurants nearby?
how long is dis bad weather gonna last does U know?
Stay sayfe k..
{{{rhsb}}}
I’ve got enough food for the day.
If I end up at the hotel, there is a restaurant across from the parking lot. IF they’re open!
Restaurant werkers probably stuck at werk tew… if u can get to hotel- can u??
bee cairful uv ur hotel reservashun, iffen fings git too bahd tehy mite start givin rumz owt awl willy-nilly wifowt wurryin bout such fings. Maik sure tehy wil howld it fer u!
Bee saif, bee warmz!
this iz wat happen wen TTNI had noe powerawl taht tyme, folkses wuz jus turnin up at teh hotelz, wuz a mob seen! Corse teh hotelz had noe power evver but folkez wuz jus taikin dere chancez dat tehre wud bee.
bf, how is New Hamster holding up? YOu has alreddy had as much winter as you wants, aifinkso, but teh news says yu r gedding more…
iz teh awful heer todai, iz snoin lyke a bugger an spoze tew turn tew sleet an ice. Ai hazza skared fer mai power tew
Iz sew bad owt wii wudnt bee able tew git tew a shelter tonite aidoanfinkso.
.
Ai wantz tew goe tew teh carrybeen wif Hugh
U no, i bet dat book don exist no more…….
Its just the look on dat LOLcats face tht sez it.
Oh noes! I’z furless at teh mall again! An I has to taek a obeediynce test in a class I nevur sined up for!! An Ize fallin and cant get mah feets under me!!! EEEOWWWWWWWWW*WAKE*
*Whew*
I swearz, no more anchovees after nien oclok at nite no more. Rilly.
…teh white ruum…teh cagez…teh white coats…teh proabegn fingurz…teh smell uv alcahaul n disenfektint…teh needlez…
And teh sine on teh owtside of te bilding: V….E….
iz wide awakez now too
I saw a cat just like this on Petsmopolitan. lol Maybe it was this one.
wowz cat looks demented sorta
Hay! I haz dat same book!
Iz gotz dat book!