
zombie cat retrns from de ded
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zombie cat retrns from de ded
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: kiitycruncher123
braaaaains
Congrats, Hedda – u haz a solo nawt sekund! Haow wud u liek 2 sillybrayte?
Fank yu! manee-much drinksies an danses aifinkso!
Ai’ll joyn u in a drinkie b4 Ai dans off 2 teh shops!
dat be a gud plan, waht shall we haz?
Tangoing to Tesco’s? A-waltzing to Asda’s? Mamboing to Morrisons? Ai wunders… ooooh, dotz……
ai lieks it all, dans-dans-dans spin-twurl wiggol-jest-a-littol dans-dans-dans
Ai cahn haz teh Danse Uv Teh Pleez Tew Stawp Snowin Naow!?
Wii posed tew git 6 tew 10 inshes uv teh sno, sleetz an ices todai, pleh pleh pleh!!
*step, slyde, chacha, fro sno inno naybors yard, slip,fawl,maik a sno angel, polka polka fru teh ice melt stuf, jazz mittenz!*
I have purrformed the danz of the snow shovel this morning. My purrformance will be reprised in an hour or so, as I try to keep ahead of the accum…, akoom…, piling up of snowflakes!
Maybe I will krash to Kroger’s or hop to Whole Foods. Maybe trot to Trader Joe’s!!
Ai sashayed to Sainsbury’s!
Ewe is alone at teh Hedda teh thread, Hedda!
Heehee, yu hassa funee. whachoo fink? cawfee? hawt chawklit?
i dunno bout’ catslave, butt i preferz brainz…
Brraaaainss…..er… cheeeeezeburgerssss…….
EEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
AAAACCCKKKK!!!
Lettuce awl haid under teh kubber!
Hang awn …
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHEEKEEKEEK!
OMGWTFROTFLMAO!!!
2 haunt u awl teh way fru teh thread!
Be berry afrayde
i r zool!
Dere iz no Fluffeh, only Zuul
Unfortunately for Earl, it was over long before the fat lady sang.
mebbe over eben before she snoor?
Pet him on the head! Pet him on the head!
Its a Postpurrpedic
FTW RD!
aifinkso it mite bee Draculcat!
NosferatMew?
Akshully – it shudd be
Zombie cat returns from da bed…
Dyselkseea roolz!!!!
I thot is was, lysexia drools!
It’s the Freddy Krueger Cat!!!!
Run! Run furr yer lief! *tripz nda fallz* Noez! Saev yerself! *iz pulled under bed by Zombiecat*
Noeeeees1!!! Plasticat must libs!!!! Ai wonts 2 C teh moobie! Pritty pweeze?
grabs plasticat’s liddle foot and pulls bak- ai gotz u! zombiecat no can haz!!!
Ahh *iz pulled owt by Upfi & luvscatsva* Fanx! *luks at watch* Hmm Ai dun havva watch! *luks at clok* Ah gotta goez!
Zombie cat is now berry berry upset and has the hongries. The prey he vues as legitimately hiz haz bin torn from hiz grasp. Sitz, staring blankly into nothingness and ponderz next muv. Lurches forward and follows Plasticat, luvscatsva, and Upfi. This is hard, as they live in geographically disparate areas!
cheezes twice!
Itz a zombeh, get ur branes in teh car!!!
Hmm, sure diz be a cat? teh paw nawt luk kat-liek?
*pondar*
izza smawl goggeh mebbeh?
returns frum teh… BED!
You shud C whuts hidin’ in da closet
personally, I wanna know what’s under the bed, chasing out the zombie kitteh.
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that is what worries me.
Itz teh bed bugz ai tellz ya!! Dey eet teh ded flesh…
yeah but, it’s what’ll eet the LIVE FLESH that has my undivided attention…..ya know?…………….(ooo, dots)………..
*hands dan some cawfee*
up all nite agin, D-Pak?
naw, crashed onna couch, *siiiip* (alllwright, alllwright, *slluuurrrrp*) ya that pumpkin’ pie spice creamer is ……………interesting.
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*slluuurrrp* uh-huh-huh, thank yuh, thank yuh verrah much.
dan! That creemer is leftober from Fangs Givving!
U shudda throwed that out wif teh eggnog and teh coconutt (on general principles)
U mite wanna trade that for a noo cup.
Has some Caribbean Cinininininimimimon.
Iz teh bloo m&m’s, Dan.
they actually have those now, I don’t need a prep nurse to come up wit dem.
hm.. little bloo fings… oh SURE. M&Ms riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite.
I finkso Dan mite get offended ifn ur suggestin dat him may need UTHUR littol bloo fings!
Himz birfday comin up, but him nawt DAT old!
me? offend dan? o noes.
Im shure it was just an aleeve.
might as well be, I has no use for anything else that’s small blue and pill size.
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as ’tis, the critters in mai back yard either run reeeely fast or freeze and hide.
Dats cuz derez no Cheezwimmen in ur nayburhood.
Teh bed bugz do byte! Aghhhhhhhhhh!
and dey nybble
Dey haz nybbled mai whyskas orf!!!
and nekstes dey be habing dyno – dina – eh – eggsploasibs!
So lawng as dey nawt hav taer gaz, nawt wun goggie c me cryin…
Helper kitteh is helping you change your sheets.
butt iz goin bout it teh hard wai!
Gud moarnin, Cheezyfrenz!
I’m at work, at leest foar teh momint. (Teh wun nite I get ~2 howers sleep, I goes to werk….grrr…..)
Dunno hao long I’m gonna be heer. Wii kept losin lektriks last nite, nockin me awf teh pyooter. Berry frustratin!
Stay warm, frenz!
O noze! stai warm {{{rhsb}}} ai hoap u doan looze powerz agin
I forgotted to tell you abowt my adventure!
Dad drove me to work an wii hadda dodj limbs teh hole way heer.
Him hitted wun branch an it got cawted unner teh truck. He pulled ober an I hadda get owt an PULL DAT PUPPY OUT FROM UNNER TEH TRUCK!
Ah, teh joyz of libbin inna countree…
why did u not get any sleeps red?
Lukky keepin u up again?
I dunno.
Lucky keepin me up? I WISH!
At leest dat way, I’d be happy abowt nawt habbin sleeps.
Dis way? Nawt so happee.
shouldn’t that be the other way ’round?
Wayle, ya…..ifn ya wanna get tekniklol.
Ethur way? Nope. **sobs quietlee**
Nawt eben a stiff breeze.
ba-dum bump!
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but why u only get 2 hrs sleep then rhsb?
I wish I knew. I wish I knew.
Stimyoolatin conbersayshun?
I wuz ablol to get bak online last nite…at leest foar a whiel.
Taht duz nawt soun gud. Ai haz a wurried ebrey tyme tehre iz ice stormz naow, synce taht wun inn Decmember wen neerly awl TTNI wuz wifowt lectriks fer daze an daze (sum folkz fer weekweekweeks). Pleez tew bee cairful!
Ded unda dah bed.
Pose strongly resembles what an actual zombie cat might look like. Might be staged, but then again, might be a natural pose. Caption is funny and matches the picture. Zombies are VERY relevant to our interests.
9/10
I thought my cat was the only one who likes getting made into the bed….
Zombie cat wantz my catz brainz!!!!
Caption fail!
It should say: “zombie cat returns from the Bed”
i can has brainburger?
Oo bois, i tink dat lef fur ded heled fur this!
cat looks ever so slightly squished who agrees?
is it just me, or is that paw rather huge and lion-like??