kitteh totem polez cumin 2 a garden near u.
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is about thyme
…long time cumin.
It better nawt tarragon too lawng.
…oregano I be teh upset!
Den I get caraway’d by teh men in teh whyte cotes.
those are sum sage commints
cummin again?
**bites own tong an goes to NB…….agin**
an ai thot yew wer tryin to be gud!
Teh opratib werd iz “Tryin”.
BDM – U gonna has a messidj inna minnit. I hopes it make u
Eet did.
Fangs!
I nawtfinkso I mind dat kynda storm.
IIRC….. *snifflols*
*batts i lahses inno sentlee*
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Wut ai sai??
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BDM – lyk leeza, u needs to werk awn dat luuk.
*grinz* ai noes… nawt berry conbinsing, am ai?
Cayenne’t yu peeps stawp talkin spicii?
Iz teh curry ent trend.
I bet Rodney DILL nawt complayn!
Iz nawt him teh gay habanero?
Basil-lee, wii lyks to pepper owr sentenses arown heer wif a liddlol saltee langwidj.
grown!
dis is a really wylde thyme!
saffron succotash!
Here is some more sage advice for those of you who grow and/or sell herbs: be careful to limit your sun exposure while you garden or you may acquire
a case of Basil sale Carcinoma.
*heddesk*
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Ouch.
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(ooh dots)
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*pats the dots wiff floofy paw*
oooooohhhhh!
*pat pat pat*
**heddesk**
Owwww…
*hands rhsb icee pak for hed and peppermint patee drink for hand*
definitelee!
This egg sample looks like it be ex spearmint.
Aer u shore u mint 2 sai dat?
hmmm. (trying to curry favor wif annipuss) well, maybe it be catmint?
Dis iz da spiciest fred ai se ina lawng tiem. Herb E . sied be cumming alawng if yu nawt kerfulz.
U mai lib 2 rue dat
she said saucily.
(yesh, i know roux for soss be spelt; apparentlee, cooks.com duzn’t)
yeah, but “rue” is also a herb! more medicinal than culinary, but still….
*nods hed ruefully* I used to grow it at my last house. Izza lil stinkee, but a pretty color and makes a nice edj around a herb/flower bed.
sage advice
butt (hehehe) dew wii hab the thyme to taek eet?
conga rats awn speedy thinkin……….. drinks?
ooooo yesh, plis.
here at da 0 spockn howsehold we be cuttin bak right and left,here & dere. so wotcha got? sumfink warming?
Clara Fication: cutting bak on x spendachewers.
Ai haz teh hawt peppermint pattyz. wif teh mintee filled chawklits fur noms.
hooooooooooo, wotz da resipea?
Der iz mennee, Ai liek dis wun bestest.
1 oz peppermint schnapps
1/2 oz dark crème de cacao
1 tsp crème de menthe
hot chocolate
whipped cream
shaved chocolate or chocolate sprinkles for garnish
Preparation:
Pour the liqueurs into an Irish coffee glass.
Fill with hot chocolate.
Top with whipped cream.
Garnish with shaved chocolate or chocolate sprinkles
Well, if i get some extruh munnies fennel’d my way, aisle go buy teh in greedy Ents.
Teh cheep wai is teh peppermint schnapps inna mug uf hawt chokklit mix wif hawt waddurs.
welllllllll,IRL, i haz cocoa, shugar and milk/soymilk/rice milk, adn i suspekt da schapps not be so cheap, akshully . i just put in a few candy canes adn use my majinashuns. not so bad, akshully.
mintee or peppermintee syrup not to eggs-pen-seive
yah, but i got elebenteeeeeeeduzen candy canes leftover
from Christmas. “already paid for” is gooder dan “not expensive”.
aibetcha u cud maykes “peppermint simple syrup” by cuuking teh candeekanes inna pot uv hot wadder!
kandeekayne soop, ennywun?
No fanks. I had teh oystur soop.
*whispurrs* Ai maeded sum shrimpbergers awn teh lastest lol fur taya kitteh. Ai fink she nawt can nom tehm awl bai hurself.
ooooooooo zounds like my halp is needed ASAP!!!!!!
Yesh ai needs halp . Ai iz jus littlol babeh
*gentlee hedbonks Taya*
ohai! how were de shrimp-burgers?
dey were gud. Ai lieked dem!
Ai can haz wun wif no creme de menthe or schnapps? An tripplol creme de dacao? Ai nawt lyke teh mint ew mush. Pleez?
*holds up glass, wif hopeful egg-spres-shun on fayce*
drink plees? bin a long dai!
Ai maeded enuf foar awl teh peepz. pls tu halp urself…iz eben teh nonalcholic fur teh miners oar tee totallers
thankee WRr!
*pats WRr gently onna nose*
Boop!
I kin has hawt choklit an whippee creem?
U kno hao I iz abowt habbin stuff mixed wif choklit….
Yesh U can. Nawt eben teh creme de cocoa?
is about space ….
an dey be angree
Ai want wun!
*makes note to buy a rilly good wun to bring as hostess gift for annipuss when we come in 20elebenty for da LOLympics.*
Ai aer ignoarin dat rimark!
dats gud anni, oderwise the hostiss prezzies won’t be a surprize
i finkso annipuss should chanj her naem to Cleopatruh. Queen 0 deNiel.
LOLz, annipuss! I dun tink wez met b4. I’m beccaasm6, but u can callz meh becca.
Meh tew!
yer gonna bwing a totem pole to annipuss, also?
mebee we shoed co word inate our prezzie purchazing: should we go for a matching set?
Dat wil luk grate owt in hur berry brambulz. Can reech owt frum tent oar wutebur nd pik da berriez fur brekfust. nom! Can’t wate!
wall, da meh tew was wantin a kitteh totem pole, butt whee cud co ordin ate tewgevver awna reelee nys wun furr anni
shaman kitteh iz watchin u
trio oh hai
win komint amamdakat!
Ai diddint noe totem poles kud be teh fuzzeh.
ohai Nightsayde! u am looking loverly dis eve.
i imagine that bak in the day most monuments n religous figures were just plain covered n stuff. Statues in Rome and Egypt were given gifts. sacrifices were ofurd tew the represintation ov the gods, heros, and politicians ….
Teh totem poles in teh Norfwest wuz awl pretteh painted, aifink. Sum bery brite. Ai just neber seed teh fuzzeh wunz before.
Pretty kittehs, ai gonna totem all da way home!
**helps kk4 totem home** Iz teh slippuree owt here!
heer tew! caerful ebberywun!
U sed get in line fur toona. Wii iz in lien, Wii nawt see toona. Wii nawt haz a happee!
oh deer! unhappi kittehs = ‘gifts’ in yur shuz!
Whar dis gardin iz they cummin 2?
WANT!
wat wud kittehs want???
All yur gushifoods
Bed to lay in
Catnip toys
Dog to stay outside
E….
Elebenty cheezburgers!
Floofy beds
Gushifuds
H…
Hawt dogs
Irish cawfee
Jingloling keys tu hedbat
K…
krunchy nip treets
lubbly herrings
mostlyawl ob your dinners
n…
Kitteh blankies, all snorgly nd flooffy
Lots of gushiefuds
Moar snorgls wib tehir hoomins
Nip, lots of
Orl goggies to be sended to offshoar eylind, and lefted tehir
P…
Pieces of tuna
Quitting of not having tuna
Receiving of really nice tuna
S…
Salmon and shrimps
Toona
Uvver see fuds as wall
Verra nummy noms
W…
Witefish
X-tra nommy toona
Yelllowtail
Zum moar toona, plz!
GITZ AWF OUR LAWNNNNN!
Darn kids…..
I can has totem kittehs? Plz?
I be gud, I prawmis…
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Okay, I will TRY to be gud!
**chucklols at teh berry ideer of rhsb bean gud***
Hay! I sed I’d TRY to be gud!
**gibs PH teh slitelee ebil eye**
ewwww! were did yew get those ebil eyes?
Oh fanks, ai awlwais wanted wun of dese! **putz slitelee ebil eye in pawkit**
I cud TRY to be a canary, butt it wudn’t wurk eedur. Butt ai lub yew jist teh way yew are! *ohnose, haz teh billee jowel eerwurm** Witsh iz ebil.
**mewzikul notes** Doan go chanjin, tew trai an pleez me… **mewzikul notes**
♫ ( Can run curiouser ober tu se haow)
Ohai grmawgs! Nycetewmeecha!
Fank yew grmawgs!!!!!
Ai lieks teh eaglols beddur.
Crimson hair and ruby lips
Sparks fly from her finger tips
Echoed voices in the night
She’s a restless spirit on an endless flight
Wooo hooo witchy woman, see how
High she flies
Woo hoo witchy woman she got
The moon in her eye
She held me spellbound in the night
Dancing shadows and firelight
Crazy laughter in another
Room and she drove herself to madness
With a silver spoon
Woo hoo witchy woman see how high she flies
Woo hoo witchy woman she got the moon in her eye
Well I know you want a lover,
Let me tell your brother, she’s been sleeping
In the devil’s bed.
And there’s some rumors going round
Someone’s underground
She can rock you in the nighttime
�til your skin turns red
Woo hoo witchy woman
See how high she flies
Woo hoo witchy woman
She got the moon in her eye
Hay! U callin me a witch?!?!
Nawt witch, witchy. teh wai U can getz teh YNGs in trubblols wifout eben trying.
I do has kwite teh talint foar dat, doan I?
I nawt heer dem complaynin, tho.
Iff tej rewbee slippurs fitz…..
*teh
Hay!! Der bees nuffin rawng wif beesin a ‘gud’ witch, an dat wat moast witches is! Wii gets awl dis bad press, jus cos wii liek tu dressup an joyn in teh skaree festibitees at Howl-o-ween. Hmph! Witches is nawt teh Ebils, an GudWitches r beri nyce, an kynd, an lubbin, an lotsa funn at partees, an gud kitteh-mommas, an … an … an lawts ob uvvur stufs.
Wii nao reetern yu tu yor preebeeyuslee skedyoold fred.
dint we haz reesentlee haz a visit frum Glinda teh Somewhut Gud Witch who agreed to work for below scale?
taht wuz teh berry funny thred! full uv win!
Ohainicewitch! No uhfence mint dere, sum ov ma bestist frenz are witchez! {{{{{{{{{{{nicewitch}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
**wipes swet frum brow**
*gigglol*
Is okae, parrothead – ai wuz ownlee purrtendin tu bees hassin a peevid! Ai is hassin a beeg, sillee, xsitid happee cos teh lastist pikshur wuz mai beri nawt-sekkund LOL wat maed it tu teh frunt payj, an ai ownlee jus bees cummin heer foar a littol wyol. An nawt tu has a wurreed enneewaes, cos ai ownlee ebbur duz gentlol, ree-ashurin spellsis – teh nastee wuns wud bees badd fur mai karma, aifinkso.
*dansdansdansdansdansdansdansdans*
**dansdansdans wif nicewitch**
Conga-rats awn ur nawt-sekkund LOL! Ai need gew fig-yur dat owt.
**wundurs if nicewitch haz spell tew git rid ov wurree lines**
Nawt try tu hard…U sedded once.. when U wuz gud, u gud but when U iz bad, U iz beddur.
o hai!
im new to ICHC AND this iz mai firzt comment.
Welkum to ICHC, sour254!
*extends floofee paw in frendship*
**Eggstinds culurfull wing in friendship** Ai alwayz furgit dat part.
Ohai sour254! Welkome to cheezland! Iz nyce happe plais!
Ohai, sour254! Welkums tew Cheezland! Dis be a wundermaus plais, wif peeps full ub win an awesumness. Da onliesst tew rools: plai nis an hab fun
pssst — iz wun noo rool — DONUT feed teh trollz!
***wispurs to tessm** hao dew we nose if iz troll?
oh noes, ai did nawt meen sour254 is a troll!
ai just ment iz anuvver rool, cuz BDM wuz eggsplaynin teh roolz.
Ohaisea!!! Sawree tess, aifinkedso ai mist sumfing. **boop**
* boop! * bakatcha.
ai dunno whut boop! meens eggsaklee, ai haz seen it heer an there but wuz sumfin taht “ebolved” whil ai wuz inna NZ. pls to explain?
Izza GP fing. izza greeting. insted uf hedbonks dey BOOP U sawftly onna noes liek teh luv taps.
oh fankyoo!
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BOOP!
Maus was saying hao he tuches da grankittehs noes and sai Boop the kitteh wu kitteh wud lyk noes wuns, aifink
Guies, I may get kikked awf heer foar a whiel. Owr lektriks has flikkered twise!
STOOPY ICE STORM! I HATES U WIF A RED-HAWT PASSHUN!!!!
yu mite wanna log awf! sum tyme awai from us is better than borked
computer!
Dis pyooter is so old….teh wun I finkso camed ober onna Mayflower!
**applies sum rinklol creem to rhsb pyooter** Wow, ai needz teh induztreeul syze rinklol creem fur dis!
Bedder gets teh 5-gallon bukkit foar dat anteek!
**wundurs if rhsb iz tawlkin bowt teh pyooter or teh parrothead**
Wayle, I WUZ talkin abowt teh pyooter, but…
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if teh crows feet fit….
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I owed u wun, foar teh rubee slippur commint.
**tries to fit hur crows feet intew teh five gallun bukkit**
**nawt wurks, they are two larj**
Hay, wait a minnut, ai nawt hab crows feet, ai hab parrut feet!
**tries to fit parrut feet intew teh five gallu bukkit**
**Dey fit, along wif teh rest ov parrothead. Flies owt of bukkit**
**tries to fit her wurree lynes intew five gallun bukkit**
**nawt wurks, the yare two lagj**
Aifinkso ai need teh 10 gallun bukkit? Oar hat?
oar mebbeh new keeebored? Dis wun nawt typin rite.
iffin mai wurree lines fit into a bukkit, will yew
carry them awai?
Onlee if yew caree mynr awai tew!
*mynE* stoopy keebored!
**watchiz wif a wundur az rhsb red-hawt passhun hate meltz awl teh ice frum Kuntukkee tew Birginia**
U shudda seen teh job I did awn teh 3/4″ of ice dat cubbered my car!
**wurrees dat ice storm is coming her wai** Yew cud hab moar red-hawt passhun? Wear is Lucky?
I gots LOTSA red-hawt passhun.
Lucky? Himz inna warm safe playse. Nawt to wurree ur purty liddlol fetherd hed abowt him.
Ai wu jit wundurin if ur neglektun him, wut wif awl the NB trips wiffowt him!
Lucky iz nawt bein negleckted, trust me!
Him lyks a rest ebery wunse in a whiel, iz awl. Him nawt robot, an if I nawt lets him haz himz rest okayshunalee, den him gets borked! Do NAWT want!
Besydes, Lucky libs inna NB wif me, so wen I goin to teh NB by myself, ware do yoo fink I’m gonna end up? Hmmm…
Sew enneeway, kin yew sind sum red-hawt passshun (oar sumfin) tew git rid of teh ice here in Birgiia? Ai am still at wurk, waytin to pic up mai dotter frum hur wurk at 9! Stoopy gym, awl teh peeps hoo did nawt go to wurk apparuntlee mayde it tew teh gym! Hur iz teh bizzee, an we nawt let her dribe in dis weddur, hur onlee haz ly-sinz fur wun yeer!
Himz iz awn vacashun…rhsb wuz wearin himz aowt. He be baks in tyme fur teh marty grass pardee.
Shotophopped, amateurishly. Threa tymes teh saym kat, furfteen tymes teh saym grasz, nod 2 menshun teh fenz.
yew beh a troll? Yew owes us elebentee munnies fur yewsin da troll rode.
Iz teh blind trol, aifinkso. Kittehs nawt same. Dew blind trolls git dish-cownts?
Hao kud a blind troll cownt teh dishes?
Troo. **ponders** Otay, yu owes elebentee munnies! Pay up! **shows sharp talons and beek**
Shure teh saym kat! Stakked on topf eedsh udder!
Me nawt kno y u cawllin mea trol. An juss spant ate munnies for cat fudd, so no elebenteen munnies foar u, eeder.
* luuks around foar troll mask *
* puts on troll mask *
commint iz nawt funnee commint!! aifinkso wuz ment 2 b ironic commint, so ur sposed 2 b putting onna troll mask nawt-sekkund! pfft!
* taykes off troll mask, hands to pootpoot *
ohai pootpoot! ur lolspeek iz qwite gud!
Ai has a happytayl. Mai friend frum colldj dat borrowed mai copee uf Tailchaser’s Song has founded it adn mailed it bak tu me. Aftur onlee elebentee yrs.
Himz is moobing adn cleened aowt his bukshelfs.
Iz dat buuk? Wuzzit abowt?
Nebber heered of it.
Izza buk about teh ferrel kitteh in TTI. frum teh kittehs point of view. Aifinkso it habs teh ancient lolspeeks innit.
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Conga ratz, WRr! Ai has a happi dat Tailchaser haz kumded hoem.
Aifinkso ai gottid dis buk frum teh lyberri-buk-sael, butt (*!*) ai nawt has reedid it yet. Ai thot ai seed it inna boks wen ai bees lukin foar sumfing ells. Mebbeh ai luks in teh boks agin an fyinds it an reeds it tumoaroh wen wiis awl stuk agin unner feats an feats ob teh moar plehplehpleh snoes.
Pleez tew tell wut is Tailchaser’s Song? Ai haz a ignurunt.
Ai lubs Tailchaser’s Song!
I has a happitayle, too. I wuz teh reseever of a Random Act of Cheezluv today!
I gotted a cd from a Cheezfren in teh mayle!
Win!!
Are yu shore iz CD an nawt missun bideo?
hello…
hello…
hello…
HELLO!
(i’d use “ohai,” but that’d make it harder to get the reference)
WANT! NOW!! Wer kin ah ordr em?????
cats’ pose seems natural, picture doesn’t appear to be staged. Caption relates to the pose, but totem poles in gardens don’t make a whole lot of sense from a comedic standpoint. Totem pole well describes kitteh poses, but they aren’t really relevant to our interests.
7.5/10
Kitteh totem polez is ment 2 b nu produkt on da market, uzed 4 skaring off doze pesky birdz and also 4 bringing lotz ov gud luck and fortune 2 da howzehold.
Dis wun iz… wel, surry, but 2 meh, it not dat funneh.