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oh, datz why it smellls fishee
Knowitall iz on high horse. otter creachures just nod adn go on wif bidness.
yay, sweetpea, yu’r tawp uv teh brayde! conga ratz! wundr hao menny uv uss iz inna tai heer?
takes off mitt’ns to count on fingers. takes off sockz to cownt toes.
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr too cold to coundt…
Didja ebbur heer teh wun bowt teh guy hu bees sooooo stoopy, him haztu get nekkid tu cownt tu twennee-wun?
i’m just glad i wuzn’t sitting by him when i took da test for da Census Byuro job.
Dey no let chew use kal you laters.
OT, anybody else out dere take da test? i gotted 26 outta 28 adn itz driving me cwazy wot i got rong…
Wun uv teh ansers wuz Mt McKinley, aifink.
ho, now i see wot i did rong. adn i bet teh otter answer wuz 42.
Dat wuz mah next gess.
Didz u spelling ur name rite?
BTW, witch uv ur mennee identiteez did u uzing?
Yer majistee — didja see teh bebbeh otter pikshur in upcoming (wif enny capshun) or in teh lolbuilder? Dey iz teh KYOOT!!!
no, i hazn’t seen dem…. Iz u still wanting a bebeh otter uv ur verry own??
ohai NS — if ai wuz u, ai wud be very karefull how u answerz taht kwestchun!!
Nawt wun dat iz a produkt uv mah boddee, an nawt wun dat ai carriez wiffin mah boddee. Ai wud be teh happee to adopt a bebbeh otter (or two) dat an entirely diffrent mudder gaev birf to.
…
*wunders if dat wuz specific enuf*
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Ai maded a lol frum teh pikshur. If yew clik on mah bloo naem & luuk at mah lols, yew will see it. Itz two bebbeh otterz & dey iz sum uv teh kyootest fings ai haz eber seend.
Heer iz teh lol ai maded: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3245854
SKWEEEEEEE!!!!!!
OMCC yew be needin a splort warnin fer doze bebehs! Grab yer CHRG(wdoi) and yer HGGs! Dis is not a drill. (or a screwdriver, or a saw, or any ovver home improovment tool.)
I did find diz lubblee pixor uv Leeza!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3228428
Dey haz bin runnin a kumershul wif a talkin skwirrl heer in SoCal. Teh skwirrl haz a man voice — but itz a kyoot skwirrl & ai fink uv Leeza wennebber itz on.
and ai founded dis one – fink she be running awayz from on ob Mauseseses antiques
Berry nice photo dough: flickr.com/photos/berge/242409093/
i used my IRL identity. adn it was multiplol choiz.
the guy on my left got 9 on da test. 10 is “pass”
Wait! Wut?? 10 owt uv 28 iz “Pass?” Datz less dan HAF!!! Adn dese peepz gonna b in charge uv deh sensus??
Dat duzzint sownd sensubul.
*heddesk*
uhohes. tessm is down for the count.
*weeklee*
*fayse…paw*
*whispurs* heya Tess……….go for the Duke….they have moar gold.
*rolls offa chayr*
ai can’t tayke it enny moar! teh punz! teh punz!
so,
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good knight!!
I de-squire, never meant to cause pain.
Doan furget tu turn teh paige b4 U goes tu bed.
WRr, that’s the one I was blanking on, good work.
ai hopez tihs duz nawt spurz u on to greater hytes.
whale, i finkso da 10z be gibbon “ennumerator” jobs,
i.e. going door to door to scavenge info in areas where peeps are likely to be uncounted. The higher one scores, the more likely to get a soup or visorz job = more pay. I gathered from the reaction of the proctortestgiverpeeps
and the guy on a phone in da office that i had scored higher than they did.
ooooo shud i tell dem in da interview dat i haz souper visor ‘speary ents herding kittehs?
dependz. did teh kittehs stay herded?
you guess:
A. no, they resumed their natural state.
B. yes, but they eated the cookie.
C. A and B
D. yes, but it requires a hearing aid.
for the kittehs to remain herded, the human will be hurted.
.
mefinkso.
yowwwyayyy! luks laik *faiv* uv uss foar teh goin to teh ty bootweak!
Conga Ratz sweetpea (giglols at dis, given da LOL)
.
Yew leed da mak rahmay!
Iz nawt a berry daykoruz subjek but wp iz gibbing me da dai orf so ai nawt haz awn mai grene shuz fur being awn pu troll. haop ebreewun iz habbing a gud dai.
yersh, grmawags, fankee! soopur gud dai! yu can havng *gud* restie. cheesfrens halp — wii taik turnz wif teh puh-*troll.* ‘k? dat’s puh-*TROL*… (aaaow, yew gettit!)
Gud ebening, Gramma! Thingz b ok heer. Howz bai u??
adn hoarses…well,
’tis a deep subject. wells, dat is.
az wun uv mai kollige profs useta add…
“foar shallow mindz.”
A amn wos tellink his wief abaout his bad dae – he falled intew thwee hoels at difrint tiems durink teh dae.
His wief jist sed “Well, well, well.”
oh, woof!
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.
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anna BOOP! to u, KK! how u be? iz anuvver nyse warm sunnee dae? ai haz a jellus!
BOOP tessm. No, iz not naice nd sunnie nd wayrm heer a tall. Noep. No way. Nuh-huh. Nossir.
Yew beleef me, doantchew?!!!
Ai iz maykink gud progris on teh swetur. Ai traied to taek a piktur butt (snikr) teh stoopy camruh batrees be phlat! Pleh. Iz tew firds doen in frunt. Buddy lieks to wotch teh needils movink butt (hee hee) no plaeys wib teh yarrrrn – gud kitteh!
oh, iz gud to heer ai am nawt missing owt on moar nyse NZ weather.
u iz way ahed uv me! mai big bag uv yarnz gotted heer yesterdae!
can’t wayt to see pikshurs uv swetter! um, az knitting teecher ai haz too ask: u haz measured across teh peeces to mayke shur u is getting right size, yesh?
tenshun, smenshun, ai sez
ai holded teh peeces up on mee tew maek shure tehy fitted. Nd orlso holded teh frunt up tew teh bak to maek shure tehy woz teh saem siez, nd tehy is. Nd ai did mesure.
oh, ai prefers to call it “gauge”. if yoo sez “tenshun” inna ruum full uv nerbus knitterz, all heck brakes loose.
izza nuther wun uv those british knitting terms, aifinkso. that whole “ply” system uv urs gives me teh willies.
p.s. u kan alsew chek it against wun uv ur existing swetters taht fits gud. iz bestest way!
Wot duz yew merikans callz it?
Oh, nd ai did gettid yore emayo, jist not had chans to replai yet.
we sez “gauge”. u red mai mynd, ai wuz gunna ax abowt teh emayo!
or u meen foar the “ply” thing? we just sez, worsted, bulky, fingering, laceweight, etc.
Yis, for teh ply tihng. I wud ob helded mai noo swetur up tew wun of mao oled sweturs – butt (hee hee) mai oled sweturs is a (merikan) siez 14-16 nd ai is nao a (merikan) siez 10-12 so tehy is fartoo big aifinkso.
Ai wantz to goes hoem nd snorgl Buddy and Taya (seh is stayink wib me whiel her Daddeh has teh growndeds)
oh, ai forgotted ur size changed sew dramatikallee!
Iz otay, haz taekn me fiev yeers to get uzed to it!!!
ai haz bin snorgling Morgan all dae cuz he hadda go to V-E-T an get hiz numbers cheked. ai iz teh happytayle cuz he iz still dooin az gud az ever an we iz almoast at 2 yeerz sinse teh kidney fail wuz diagnosed!
Ai haz teh happytail fur U adn Morgan. Glad hiz numburs are gud.
w00t! w00t! Giev Morgan a bigbig snorgl frum me nd Buddy nd tel him hee is vairy clebber boi.
Buddy caem straite to bed larst niet – it wos kowd so seh did not does hur new twick. Neerl hoem tiem – ai haz to get stoopy growseries tho. Teh sooper markit is pleh!!!
ai knoes!! — NO GRAPE JELLEH!!
But we haz marmiet AND vegemiet. Ai jist need cheezus and cao jooce cos is habing strangloled eggies fore tea.
Buddy nd Taya is habing oshun fishie wib whietbayte. Gud fing ai noes spoyle teh kittehs.
um, yesh, u haz teh marmite… um.
maykes me think uv “marmots”. wud nawt be markitable inna US aifinkso.
Iffin yew kin markit marmotlolaide, ai kin markit marmiet. Iz an ackwired tayste, afinkso. Ai akshelly prefurr vegemiet.
Ai iz gunna haev to be karefull iffin ai leabs nooziland cos tehy wont let me bak in. I no haz seen orl teh LOTR moofies nd ai prefurr vegemiet (is orstralyan).
*hedesk*
well , rilly *hedtredmill* but not the part chew walk on, da part where
da display is.
eeewww – spit it owt!
No no no – teh industreeyul wayste haz killed teh fisheez. Nuffin to worree abowt!
Wen ai wuz a liefgard yeerz ago at a laek, liddul kids wud walk up to meh luukin bery skerred & ask if dere wuz sharks in teh waddur. Ai wud tell dem dat dere wuz no sharks & dey wud relax … den ai wud add dat teh aggilaytorz eeted dem awl. Teh kids diddint kwite noe wut to mayke uv dat — kuddint tell if ai wuz seerius or nawt.
we loves da gator joeks.
*gigglol*
@@@@@
…nuffin to worree abowt akSEPT foar the indoustreeull wayste, aifinkso…
Gudness meh, cud dis b industrial disease?
watchdog got rabies
teh foreman gotted fleez
everywun konserned abowt industreeul dizeez!
dr tinycat deklared ai’m nawt suhprized tew see u heer
u’ve gawt smokrs coff frum smoking
broowers droop frum drinking biir
beer nutz? dunno what causes that
accidently sitting onna beer mug, or sitting on the bar-top.
*snerk*
*shrugs*
beer nutz are up to $1.89 but deer nutz are still under a buck
cg, u remindified me of a joke!
.
guy walks into a bar.
he’s the only one innit sept for teh bartender.
he hears a voice say ‘nice ty’!
luks around.. no one is there!
a few minnits later, he hears a voice say ‘you have nise eyes’.
luks around.. no one is there!!
he sez to the bartender, wuts up? I keep hearing a voice saying nise things to me!
and teh bartender sez, oh its just teh nuts.
They’re complimentary.
O hai Leeza. did teh grape joose awl cum awf inna hawt tubs?
grape joos? I knows nuffin about grape joos.
but I heard ur hot tub had purplol water innit.
is that why yew were purplol?
*whispers*
She had teh flavr. Said she nawt has flavr, Ai halped hurz intu teh hawt tubs.
Hurz went in clothes and awl a cupple lols bak.
*hedbats WRr*
sew much for diskreshun!
now ur gonna get me in trubble wif Red agin!
skwirrel soop wiv a soupcon uv red wine???
Nawt. Aftur ai frowed U inna hawt tub ai wented wif hurz tu teh niec fyreplaes wif teh snorggly rug inna NB.
oh that’s how it iz, izzit?
*adds D-con to grosery list*
Wai U nawt haz teh gnu flunkais tu du dat fur U?
I has no phonquais.
And besieds, u want a job dun rite, u gots to dew it urself.
Butt Butt EM hired teh P C adn sed U wuz teh supr viser!!
*feels WRr’s forehed*
u has a fever?
I finkso RED, ur snorgle-buddeh, is teh soopervisor…
I has never been a minion.
I is only vaguely ebil. Onse in a wile. On occashun.
..wehn peeples throw me in hot tubs, and go off and leeve me…
days that end in “ay” mebbe?
Ai haz teh P C note buks. See
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/01/27/funny-pictures-in-a-convenient-twinpak/#comment-575335
Didju reellee wantz me tu stay adn watch U haz ur baf?
U sed I had clothes on!
*hedbats WRr again*
and sinse when is I ebil dan… or I shud say, Mr. Canopener?
Leeza!! Ur up so laet! Go to beds naow!
Sined,
Yr twin
(Yash yash, ai be going to beds naow too.)
Gud fing ai has teh futbawl helmutz.
U iz currect. ai can haz teh pointmint wif Dr Hedshrinks. Aifinkso he shrinked mai hed tu much teh lastest tyme.
Ohai DK!
I has a laet b/c I gets to sleep a littul late tomorrows.
I is gonna try to see Dr. Tinycat.
I has a sinus inplehckshun that wont go way.
canopener?!?!?…………moi?
toi.
I think any juree in teh whirled will back me up on that.
Do u want to call a trooce?
Or is it more fun wiffout one?
* opuns can uf wallnutz wif Dans can opunur. *
U wantz sum Dan?
Leeza, do yoo fink sum spakkle wud halp? Ai gots sum rite heer. Teh cween gibbed it to mii.
CC as my witness, I’m looking a 100g bag of cashews…..wasabi cachews. Here’s the kicker, “Dan*D*Pak”
.
srsly
.
I’ll share.
oh nuts!
Oh Fanks, Ai lieks dem, but dey has tu much sawlt…mai Dr sez Ai nawt can haz them.
huh, product of Vietnam, who’d a thunk it?
Beer nuts?
salt, schmalt…
pass teh cashews, D-Pak!
Ai haz teh cowboi lager tu go wif teh beer nutz. iz mai berry own brew. Oar ai still haz a cuppl uf mulberri flavr beers if U purrfurs.
‘K, ai’ll leaf yoo guise to ur nuts. Ai has a big sleepee. Nite-nite!
*has a wary*
define ‘cowboi lager’.
Do I get a cowboi wif it?
knite knite DK
SCHMOOS!
Iz just teh name ai gived it…iz a wheat beer. U can haz as mennee cow bois az U can catch. Teh beer will halp wif dat
Lolz!
U mite get off teh nawty list after all Westy.
.
Ackshully I do has to hit teh hay myself.
U guiz behave urselfs!
*duznt has ohai xpectashuns*
… unless u iz a fishie …
*snerk*
if fish pee lyke cat pee then
EEEEWWWW!
well ebreebodee gotta pee sumwhere…
Dang… just missed the makramey…
u peed onna makarmay?
She missed. Butt it sounds liek she wuz trying tu.
ohai ebbrywun. dis meking mii teh loling til teh hurting! let’s ask cweenmj, oar a itteh bitteh cheezpeep committeh, for making a Peed Onna Makramay song. Oar pome. Oar limmarik. Oar…..
luuk down beelow! vvv
yeah……..so, so do we!!!
Ai has nawt! at leest nawt in dat creek.
Hao u kin be so shure? U kno ware dis pik wuz taken?
Ohai, Dan! U gots teh cold an snows dere too?
any livestock……repeat….ANY, will “foul” the water when standing innit drinkin’.
.
mai rural upbringin’…lemme show yew eet.
.
ice, sleet, and low 20′s, hoo-fricken-ray.
Ai traded U mai minus temps fur Ur low 20s. U keeps Ur ice adn sleets wii will keeps our snoes.
Ai grees wif WRr… ai beh willin tew maek dat traed
I will offur sum sympathees, but jes remember…. Teh wevver foarcasters iz tawlkin abowt Teh 2nd Wave hittin us tonite!
At leest u gonna see over 32*F soon. Us? Nawt so much.
dats wye ai drink tekila,
or vodka,
or rum…
a flaevur, dis watr haz it.
Flavor, not awlwayz gud.
ohai, mai kween! we can haz a “Peed Onna Makrakay” song? (iz to skroal upp to teh tessm, wrr, calicocoa convrsayshun…) fanx. mebbe ebbrybuddeh maik sawng…
u reddy foar eerwurm?
doan say ai didunt warn u!
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.
..
♫ oh, teh old gray mare went pee onna makramay… ♫ ♪
*snaps fingerz*
*taps toesies*
Dats a gud won Tessm!
ohai, elfi;good to see you. sry to read about da lay off. sending pray’rz and good thoughts fr you.
Ohai, sweetpea! Huzbear might has noo jawb comin’ along. We see soon.
KB gonna go on hims first visit soon… I’s waiting for them to call me! All teh paeprwerkz is signed off and we’s on the insurance for HABIT…..
Our first visit will be with a behavioral health hospital, for adolescent kids who are inpatient. I think KB will be very good with visiting them.
Dats full uv win an awesum!
Ohai, Elfi! Crossing my fingers, eyes, toes, wrists, etc. for your husbear to find a new job. And I was so happeh to hear that KB got hooked up with HABIT and will be visitin’ the folks. He’s such a sweetheart, he’ll just wrap their hearts around his li’l paw.
Things here are good. Got a good review at work, feeling pretty good physically (though I still need to lose more weight), and am acquiring a new hobby – I bought a race car frame and bodywork and am going to slowly build it back into a running vehicle.
I still miss KB – he’s the only kitteh I know who hugs people….
Ohai, Elfi! Long tiem, no see!
*runz up to Elfi to jentlee hedbonk hur*
*skidz outta control past Elfi & krashes into teh wall*
…
Ai meened to do dat.
…
Slowly gets up, walks bak to Elfi, & jentlee hedbonks hur.
*gentl hedbonx bak* Ohai Nightshayde! Sry, I shuda mentiond dat dis apartmint gots sum wuud florz insted ov karpits. Sry!
Hao u doinz?
–Elfi
Gettin a pleh migrayne – but otterwize ai iz teh ok! Ai gotted a pink springtiem bear at Build-A-Bear today sew ai haz a happee! Ai wuz finkin uv yew last FriedEgg & den heer yew iz a fyoo dayz layter!
Welkom to owr OOL
Notiss dat dere iz no P innit
Plz to halp us keep it dat way.
Kthxbai
We doan swim in ur toilet,
so plz doan pee in our pool.
and remembur, theres a speshul chemikal innit, so if u pees, it will turn red and EVERYONE will see it!!
Teh kemikul iz a lie.
Yash it turnz purplol nawt reds.
wuz BDM in teh hot tub? cuz ai has a suspishus…!!
Nawt BDM, Skwirll wuz teh purplol so ai halped hurs inna teh hawt tub. Ai wuz inna hurry so she went in wif hur cloeths still awn.
*nother hedbat*
You leaded me here, but you ain’t makin me drink dis.
u can leed a horticulture, but u can’t mayke hur think.
aowww. whu’ze tihs commik? whut? yew fink she’s a PLANT?
ROTFL!! Botany joek ftw!!
Dorothy Parker ref, FTW
u gots it! even if u donut noes wher teh baffruum iz.
Dorothy Parker was full ub win and awesum…. seberal ob her kwotes beh my sig lines onna emeows. Speshully liik “Da bestest rebenj is libbing wall”, but wifout lolspeak.
Members ray stevens?
♫ Doan go awn teh wall, ders a baffroom daown teh hawl…♪
(ai cleens it up a wee bit. der are younguns heers)
Mah Dadcat yoosta sed dat. Dat joek awlwaiz maeks me fink uv him.
*sniff* Ai misses mah Dadcat. Himz wif CC nao.
ohai, NS! mine iz too. {{{NS}}}
{{{NS}}}
aaawwww! lukat the preetty babbeh!
want!
U haz elebentee acres of fenced pass tures? Teh warm stay blol? Lawts uf grain adn hays? Den U can haz.
okai, want da elebenty acres and stayblol too!
Betcha kant tall whoo da Daddeh is!
Congrats to MZLAN for front page!!!
Teh fishees, dey poops in dere, too.
Waz u wunnerin why ur wadder waz moar liek a slushie?
” free liddle fiddies ina iddi biddi pool
poop! sez dah mommy
weiz poop seiz da free
n deh poopz n deh poopz rit owt toda c!”
mai branz goned….. I fink da purpelol wata inda hot tubz demented!
[wobblez ofta bed singin slitli off da color songz]
“iz i momcat n i don kare, i’ll sleepz awl dai in mai unda ware!”
*hic*
nite owl!
momcat *hic* * * *
Wen I haz green tee in a kleer cup an sumwun asks me wut I’m drinkin, I ushulee say, “KY tap!”
aaaow. mai brayne haz a dum. wah’s a ky tap? (oh.nevvur mind. kent-uckee aifinkso?)
KY tap = Kentucky tap wadder, from teh Kentucky ribber
Altho, teh wadder shud prolly tayste lyk Wild Turkee. Yeers ago, a couple of buildings at the Wild Turkey Distillery caught on fire and burned a path down the cliff to the river.
Down the river, fish died. Basically, they were pre-marinated!
Gives all new meaning to the song “Whiskey River” doesn’t it?
Yesh, but whadda way to go! Pikloled Herringz!
ai luffs da horsys!
da fish pee, nawt sew much.
Aargh! Amerrykin Idlol gibbed me a eerwurm!
Teh girl singin “Superstar” by Teh Carpenters wuz nawt so grate, IMO. So, I hadda get awn yoo-toob an heer teh REEL wun!
Wii jest losted a tree. A Bradford Pear jest broke in naff an fell.
I heered it.
Nawt nice. pls tu gib teh wud tu sumwun dat has teh smokehaws. Teh pear wuud maeks gud bacons oar smoked chikkun.
adn imbite *awl* lolkittehs adn cheezpeeps aifinkso?
Ai hab a frend wif a smoker…. and a car dat gets 45 myles tew da gallun…
lolhorseys! Neigh whinney snort.
Guies, teh lektriks jes knocked me awf heer AGIN a minnit ago!
So, I’m gonna shut down. Pleh. Don’t wanna.
Mebbe wii has lektriks inna moarnin? I hopeso. Until then, I’m carryin arown my Maglite wif me. (Mini-mag iz inna purse.)
Bye foar now…. *snif*
Gud luck, rhsb! Stay warm & saef & dry!!!
‘nite rhsb!
stai sayfe!
nyt nyt. Beh the saef plz. Nawt mennee peeps hab meh fur a hero!
fish = sea kittens (maths akkording to PETA)
duz dat meen kittehz = land fish?
mebbee…..
Alligators = swamp kittehz
Birdz = air kittehz
Colobus = forest kittehz
D….
Dogz = Drooling kittehz
Elolephent = ginormus kittehz
F….
Foxes = red kittehs
Goats = smelleh kittehs
Horsies = um, horsey kittehs
Iguanas = nice handbag kittehs (j/k)
Jagulars = big blak kittehs
Kangaroos = hoppy kittehs
Leopards = polka dot kittehs……………….oooh, dots!
M…
Nashunal Geografik sez, The name jaguar is derived from the Native American word yaguar, which means “he who kills with one leap.”
wuz thot up by frend uv nawt-sekkund jaguar viktim….
iz pronounced, yaguARRRRRR!!!
yaguARRRRRR = pirate kitteh!
Iz okai. Der iz such a fing az teh blak jagulars. izza rare mutashun dat sumtiems teh jagular haz teh spawtz and teh regular furs cullur rebersed.
oh fankyoo Wrr! yesh, taht iz just whut ai mented.
Manatee=sea-bovine kittehs
Narwhale=unicorn kitteh
Ocelot=um…..jungle kitteh actually
Parrot=know-it-awl fethered kitteh
Q…
Quail = kitteh wiv funneh thing on hed
Rooster = kitteh wiv differunt funneh thing on hed
S…
skwrrl = kitteh wib bottil brush on tayle
tyger = kitteh wib grumpee attitood
unicorn = narwhal kitteh
vixen = girl red kitteh
whale = big akwatic kitteh
xebu = antlolope kitteh
y = wai did ai git involved wib tihs list
zebra = kitteh wib stripey pajamas
FTW guise!!!!!
U did it! and very clebberlee too!
W00t! w00T!
I haz a happy!! I just tawked tu mine mom adn she iz sownding soooooo much bedder than seh did just a few dayz ago.
YAY!
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*Sends in dansin roh dents fur CweenMJ’s Mahm!*
*Jumpz in line wif deh Conga ratz.
Wun tu free, kik!!
Wun tew free, Kikk!!
yeah!
{{cweenmj}}
that is happytayle news!
{{{gammacat}}}
Iz berry gud nooz!!
She had hur bludz chekkt tuday adn deh numberz b rite wair deh Dr.Tinycat b wanting dem!! She duzn’t haz tu go bak tu deh dr fur bowt a munf, now.
eben better!!! yeah!
*cheerin fur cweenmj’s momcat!*
Ai has a BEEEG happeh for yoo, mai cween.
Adn for ur mommeh!
this is where the fish lives
Look! PWNies!!!!!!
*hed desk*
*faysepaw*
damn………that’s a good one, congrats.
Awlmowst as gud az ‘Mai Litul Pwneez’
OMG that’s……… wait I just pee’d…..
WTF LOLHORSE?????
*sigh* yoo awlwaez furgit….demz cawldeded sea kittehs nao!
Ohai ebereeone!
Ai wuz awa in warmer wevver fur a whale. Did ai miss da beeg weddin of LCB nad de pinny gig? Ai brotted dem bak a bocks ob Happytale Eber After decoramated wif teenee tinee lil konk shells.
Ai feel so otta da lupe. Howz yu all ben?
ohai! sumwun who iz moar outta teh loop than ME??
BOOP!
Ummmm, aifinkso, cuz ai duzzn’t eben knoe whut BOOP meens??
Ai lubs yur abatar! Ai haz a special plaec en mai hart fur da BCs – mai Hissfissian is a beeg black mainly coon.
de BOOP, eet meeens dat sommone had use-ed yer nose for a button……..and pushed eet, makin’ a BOOP noise.
Frankee, mai good dan, aimean man. iffen sumwun pushed mai nose, aifink it wud sownd lowder den dat! Espeshally in dis cold wevver – brrrrr!
*pats HissyFit jentlee on teh noes*
BOOP!
*shiftee eyez*
*BOOP’s 4.5k’s noez*
*pats DK onna noes*
BOOOOPPPPP!!!
Ohai DK, iffin yew is luking for Taya seh iz at mai haws. Yew stil haz teh grownded frum pooter?
sumwat……*shiftee eyez*…ai’z sneeekink tiem wiffit…
Careful, yu mite wanna hold a tishoe wen yu du dat….
ai am lubbin yer abatar, tu. Iz dat yer kitteh?
Fanks! Iz nawt mai kitteh (ai habs 2 meezers, 1 whiet adn 1 kalicoh); ai fownded it on teh innertubes. Ai needed a kitteh wif dimonds cuz mai niknaem bees Dimond Kitteh!
Maus had a bit of a BOOP! fit wun dai. He just popped up all ober teh fred, BOOPING! peepz.
Ohai DK. Ai haz teh leftober shwimp burger if U iz teh hungri. der is alsoul sum hawt peppymint pattez lefted if U want wun.
Erm, iz otay if ai pass awn teh shwimpburger? Moar for Mary 0! Butt ai’ll gladlee has a hawt peppymint pattee. Fankees!
liek in teh comix strip Peanuts?
dey has a feyoo stripz inn dere wif teh BOOP…
ai am giggloling cuz ai asked sayme kweschun onna just last lol aifinkso!!
ai wuz told izza greeting mayde up by GP.
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teh BCs r teh speshul anna fabulus, aifinkso! anna mayne koonz r full uv teh snorgly floof! WIN!
ai hadda oranj wun whut we thot wuz part MC but ai desyded wuz moar part Norwegian Forest Cat. Donut laff, iz true! he climbed fenses alla tyme. Tehy luuks kinda lyke MCs.
Maus prbly maded it. GP just teh nawt sekkund peepz ai seez duing it.
ai neber laff at da kittehs! Well, not to dere faises, aneewai. Norweigan Forests are cousins to and berry berry mush liek Mainly Coons. Dey haz da bee-ew-teeful floofs, tu. Bof kinds arrh bery sweet nad luvable. Mai kitteh duzzn’t clime at all. She’s eben tu lazy tu clime da steps at bedtime – ai hasta carree her. Hmmm – lazy or smart????
Check out Loldogs Dec 19, 2008 for the first illustrated BOOP. Very cute!
ohai Harry! gud 2 see u! bin long tyme!
boop lol iz on my faves now if ennywun wantz to see it…
Hi tessm! Good to see you again too. I saw your comment about taking yur kitteh to the vet to get checked. Glad to hear that he is still doing OK 2 years after kidney problem diagnosis. My guy was not so lucky. He was diagnosed at the end of October, but even with the sub-q fluids, special diet, syringe feeding, etc he just kept getting skinnier and skinnier and weaker. Finally I had to take him to the bridge on Dec 29th. He was so weak that he had to lie down to use the litter box, and I could tell that he was not a happy kitteh any more. It was very hard to do, but I just couldn’t see him suffer any more, so I had to say goodbye. Anyway, thanks again for your advice on internet resources. By the say, if you are giving your kitteh sub-q fluids, I found that the pharmacy in our local hospital sells exactly the same fluids, for about 1/10th of the price that the vet or other pharmacies sold it. ($1.80 per bag, instead of $15 at the vet). But I still have his brother and another rescue kitteh, so I still get purrs and shed furs! And lots of good memories…
{{{Harry}}}
Thanks, AfriCat. It is hard to let them go, but we had 14 good years, from the time he left his mom as a kitten at a few weeks old until the end.
oh, Harry. ai did nawt see thsi last nite.
ai am soooo sorree foar u an ur kitteh!!
it sownz lyke u did everything u cud do, but u iz alsew rite nawt to let him suffer.
14 yeerz iz a big hole in ur hart to leeve behind.
ai noes teh day iz coming foar me an Morgan…
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{{{Harry}}}
{{{Harry’s kittehs}}}
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pets don’t last our whole lives, but they make our lives whole.
Ai awlwais lahk 2 think taht mai fursbabies wud du teh same tihng 4 mii if Ai needed tehm 2.
Oh hai, HissyFit!! Deh GP sez dere will b noe wedding.
U kin catching up on awl deh nooze at http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com it b awl deh cheezee nooze datz fit tu blog. 
Itz tiem fur meh to going hoam. Plz to crossin yer paws or fingers or anklols or ennyfing else yew got dat teh pleh migrayne monster haz forgotten teh way to mah howse & decides to find sumwun else insted (preferably sumwun dat duz nawt being kind to teh aminlols). Pretteh plz. Wif toona on top?
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Ebbreewun haz a niec nite!
we shud get BDM to cross her legs…
ai crak me up!
Carful teh cween haz teh spakle fur teh crakked up peepz…an herz uzes it awn awl teh craks!
Not Truu!!! I used Dukky Taype…. I just wundered if i shudda used spakklol.
But naw u haz teh toob uf soopur gloo ai gibbed U.
Voyse of xperiense sez, u shudda used absolut watterproof taype so it duzznt pull out teh hares.
oh?…it’s magic tape? ya use it with a top-hat?
oh um, yesh, those hares, riiiiite.
nobunny wud say otherwise.
**wanders in**
Ennybodee still heer?
I nawt kin sleep. An, foar teh moment, I still has lektriks.
Ohai rhsb. Ai wuz wotchink teh eeys stawm on teh telebishun. Yew pls to be otay, otay?
Ohai, rhsb and kimkiwi and ebberybuddy! wii hassa lots ob eis hear, too! Slipper-reee! No skool, no Unibersity, an eben teh hairforce bass is kloest down!
Ebberywon, pleez B safe!
Luv an Smooz,
Kitkay
(g’nite, owl)
Ai iz still heer.
Ohai, WRr! How late u werkin?
about annudder hour afinkso
Iz alreddy Wednesday heer. I prolly nawt goin to werk today, ethur.
Stoopy wevvers. I finalee gets ober bein sik an nao kant go to werks becuz of teh rodes.
beddur tu be hoems den try tu dribe sumwheres. Butt, if U wuz stuck at werks U cud axks teh fyrmens next door tu putz U up?
I dunno. Hadn’t thought about dat, but GRATE EYEDEA!
I gess iz bedder to be stuk at hoem tahn stuk at werks, rite?
Iz jes dat dere’s a carplode of werk to be dun an I nawt kin do enny of it awn teh pyooter. Moast of my job involves filin – lawts an lawts of filin. I do battlol wif teh stayplur constatntlee (cursing it, calling it a cheep-arsed piece-of-carp) an get staples hung in my finners awl teh tiem. Iz a miraklol I gots enny finnerprince left.
oh, you’ll still have fingerprints, they’ll just look………..odd.
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so says the victim of a table saw, and reely big piece of sheet metal. to say nothing about several knives.
**raises hand wif scar on thumb**
Food slicer! Christmas Eve 1987 (I think)!
**wunners if teh Feds wil kweshtun enny diskrepansees in finnerprince**
I yoozhuallee drawp de knives awn mai feet.
Dan, iz u teh aksident prone too?
not so much accident prone, as managing to get in the way of some of the damnedest stuff.
Ai has teh storee. Ai wurked in teh meat packing plant cutting teh beefs. Ai slipped wun tiem wif teh knife and stabbed teh guy nex tu me inna right arms. Next dai he stans awn otter sied uf me. knife slips agin an ai cuts his left arms.
Him next dai was awn ottur sied uf tablol. Himz nawt mad, him gets teh bonus fur getting teh cut. But him nawt trust me wif knife no moar.
Glad I don’t work with you, WRr!
I am heer, tu.
Waitin fur de sno tu start agin.
Ohai, Mel!
Dis beeg storm system nawt hitted u, diddit? If nawt, considur urself berry luckee.
Dis nastee stuff iz bringin bak bad memrees of teh ice storm of 2003. **shibbers from teh bad memrees**
Hab nawt had mutsh bad wevver heer sins we moobed heer a liddel ober a yeer ago.
I think mebbe de wurst storm I memember wuz Christmas 2000 in Arkansas. Nuffin but fawlin trees tu be herd fur awlmost a week.
Winter storms, neway.
Dere r uvver bad storms.
Duz u has lotsa tornaydoez? I’m BEEG storm chikkin wen it comes to dem!
Wii getz sum heer ebery yeer. but ai iz at teh bend in teh river an moast bad storms go norf or souf uf us.
So far, dey has awl gawn arownd us.
I haz de dotter dat wants tu bii a storm chaser.
I told her I wud go wif her sumtym.
in 2007 aifinkso teh storm chasers in SD bideo tayped teh f5 abowt 3 hour dribe frum me. Teh town it hitz nawt eggsist ne moar. but wuz onlee 3 fambilees dat libed dere.
My BFF is dat way. Totally crazee, imho!
Teh nawt-sekkund Winter wii had wen I moved bak to KY (from MA), wuz 2002-2003. I wuz suppozed to start noo jawb wif teh Yoonibersitee of KY onna Munday in Febyooaree an teh week-en befoar, wii had beeg ice storm! Wuz awful.
By Sunday nite, wii had no lektriks an nobodee wuz goin anyware. I hadda call in my nawt-sekkund day of werk! I nawt get dere until dat Winzday oar Thurzday. At teh tiem, I had awsum boss, so him wuz berry unnerstandin. (Teh wun I called Clooless camed laytur. I nawt lyk hur at awl!)
Dribin wuz berry skeery, espeshully goin unner tree limbz an u wunnerin if dey wuz gonna fall awn ur car.
Wii losted a tree erlyur tonite. I herd it crash.
I hayt dat noyz!
Ower haus had seben (big) trees arownd it. Three of dem wuz ober sebenty yeers old. Limbs on two of dem had a gud 2′ diameter.
Wun of dem fell wen Mr. Mel went owtsied tu cleer de satellite. Small branches nokked him back, big limb smashed de dish. Skeery.
Tuk de power lyn tu de grownd, nokked de bauks off de syd of de haus, but we nebber lawst power. We wuz lukki.
he’s very lucky he wasn’t electrocuted. Ice conducts just fine.
Tryin to gib mii nytmares eight yrs later?
He wuz lucky he wuzzent smushed.
Skeered de bejeezus out of mii.
nope, I just trust electricy like I trust fire, and fire-arms. with great respect and caution.
Daaannnnggg…
Wii nawt has beeg trees neer teh howse. Der iz sum hyooj wun inna fenserow dat cud prolly hit teh howse if dey fell at teh rite (rong) anglol, tho.
Mel, u shudda seen teh clothesline. Coated in ice.
Oh yah. Tayk pics.
I wuz lukkin fur myn erlier.
I forgot, dey r polaroids, I will has to scan dem in tu post.
Iz nawt teh bad heer. Ai almost lieks wehn it gets cowld before teh snoes hits…Den Ai knows Ai nawt haz tu wurrie about teh ices.
Yep. Libbin in Colorado wuz differment, tu, cuz we noed it wud sno mohr offen den nefing els. Had sum bad blizzards, no fun to dribe in, but nuffin lyk ice storms.
Sno is bedder, I finkso.
Dere wuz a gud 1/2″ – 3/4″ of ice awn my car by noon. I wuz owt dere chizzlolin it awf foar ober 30 minnits. Pleh.
U kno wut? Whoebber took dis pikshur did awsum job! Teh refleckshun of teh horses iz sew kleer.
Yesh adn teh sun iz hitting dem horses just right tu show tehm tu bestest effect.
Sumfin eles…… sittin onna maglite nawt so comfy.
Ai haz tu go tu teh NB now. Ai nawt sez whut popped in mai hed.
May I joyn yoo?
I need a martoonie adn sum ironing dun.
I’m confused.
If we are typing instead of talking, do I bite my lip or my fingers?
does annyone else hear the voice of May West sayin’ “It depends on how ya do it”?
yoo bee hearing voices now?
*looks up from reading fan-fics* hmmm-wha-who?……..Who said that?
I’m pretty sure that it is a painting, not a photograph. The artist’s signature is in the water at the bottom left, but I can’t read what it is.
Hehe, and just think about what !I! did in there *ebild grin*
That’s such a pretty photo.
wow… that was pretty funny.
Is this a picture or a painting?
I think it’s a painting.
wait a minnit!… do fish pee?
W.C. Fields when asked why he didn’t dink water reportedly said, “Because fish f*** in it.”