-
-
Copy & paste this:
Click to see All Kittehs | Captions Only | Videos Only
« Previous Now that she knew the meaning of her dreams | Whut U mean Next »
“Am
» 240 comments
Leave a Reply
Popular Videos
-
Who be Talkin'
siobhan on Cyoot Kitteh of teh Day: Ai At… ruthie on Cyoot Kitteh of teh Day: Ai At… stephanie on VIDEO: Snowy Owl Invasion slywlf on Meme Animals: Interspecies… slywlf on VIDEO: Nylah Sleeps Every… yimbo on Cheezburger Is Getting a … yimbo on Cheezburger Is Getting a … rae on Cyoot Kitteh of teh Day: Ai At… OzcatMum on Cyoot Kitteh of teh Day: Ai At… pjperry on Cyoot Kitteh of teh Day: Ai At… A Biker Too on Cyoot Kitteh of teh Day: Ai At… ruthie on Cyoot Kitteh of teh Day: Ai At… ruthie on Cyoot Kitteh of teh Day: Ai At… wolfkit on Cyoot Kitteh of teh Day: Ai At… A Biker Too on INVISIBLE 
Cheezburger Company Blog
More I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
I Has A Hotdog - Loldogs n Cute Puppies
Quality shnuggle time
Just Capshunz - All of the Internet. Captioned
Dave. It Was Dave.
Animal Videos - Cute and Hilarious Animal Videos
Tub Regrets
Animal Gifs - Cute and Hilarious Animal Gifs
GOZLINGZ
Daily Squee - So cute your brain might explode.
Pocket Protected
Historic LOLs - Captioned Portraits of Yore
A FATHER'S EYES
My Food Looks Funny - Funny Food Photos
Limitless Spinach Party
So Much Pun - Visual Puns and Jokes
THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST SHOW EVER
ROFLrazzi - Lol Celebs and All That's Fab Funny in Showbiz
2012 Grammy Nominated Albums of the Year... Wif KITTEHS!
Totally Looks Like - Stuff That Looks Like Other Stuff
My Unborn Child Totally Looks Like The Punisher
Must Have Cute - See. Want. Must Have!
Guns Can Be Girly Too
If Style Could Kill - OMG Style!
Ring of the Day: GLaDOS You Came!
splort!
nuts?
gimme kitteh foodz!
where’s the squirrel?
u rang?
nutz fur u!
ooo fanx! ♥
mmmmmm….!!!!!!!!! is cute but if u r negative like me !! then it is funny as hell
dont be negative! be happy
)
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Valesa’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
kitteh is so tiny! so cute!
oh no! splorts eberywhere
*sweeps up Valesa’s braynes*
*rinses wif sparkloly water (wif lymons)*
*scoops into hed, replaces hed bones*
*dukky tapes hed bones in place*
the hed bones connected wif the, dukee taype
*snaps CHRG in place*
*ducky taypes CHRG in place*
*tuck tuck tuck the blankee*
and here is a warm drink and chokolit noms for yew!
i am not SPOCK!!!
…ebben dough i can haz poointyears
he shoold be able to dew wun heck ov a mind meld wiff that head!
yesh, maybe is Big Giant Head from 3th Rock from da Sun. Now we know wot it looks like.
ahah!
i neber seed dat wun…tat teevee was bifor mai time lol
U must b berry berry yung, den. I has 23 yeers, an dat used to b mai faborite showz!
cute kitteh: SPLORT!
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up two_kitteh’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
o fanks anni, choclit is berree gud!
Iz u shur?
I iz pawsitive
SPLORT!
Blargh! Ded frum teh cyoot!
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Maus’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
in her haste to get to otter viktimz, annipuss baks up wif a kwikness, adn Miss Steaks da clutch for da brakes… and CWAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!
Lukk douw teh fred, Ai got 2 teh neckst biktim otay!
Dunno wat Ai crasht in2, but teh CCC seams 2 be otay!
shesays as she tries to block the view of the crompl’d fender, and the carnaj 0 da hunnert year ode singul malt skotch in da commemorative botlol feachuring JCH4K Stachoo. [gezoon hite]
*weeps at the site of wasted scotch*
here
*passes odd ‘bag’ to maus*
here’s a sheep stummick dat da haggis fall’d outta;
hold it under da diwpdwipdwip
*gets woozy at teh thot of wounded Scot
sch**lap lap lap lap lap*
gud idyea
*joynes 4.5k*
*lap lap lap*
hic hic hic!
Whiplash! I’ll sue! I’m calling Dewey, Cheatham and Howe, the best PI lawyers in the business…
*Lolyer drives up*
here, put dis on.
*passes cervical collol to da maus*
What do I need this for? I’m a guy!
Ew! Maus !!
maus iz innit up tew hiz ebil liddle neck!
oh just put it on Maus.
Itz just a profillactick.
.
wut?
: shock:
Leeza… are you suggesting something? Perhaps we should continu this conversation in the NB…
well, we cans.. but mented it in teh sense of,
“preventative”, as in it wud prevent u from not getting big munnies in ur lawsoot.
*innosent luk*
It’s not a collar for cervices; it’s made out of them, you see. They’re extra cushy.
U want Miss Whiplash’s cellfone nummer?
*fwipfwipfwipfwip*
looks askance…
needs more
*fwipfwipfwip*
dat shud hold you till da CCC arribes.
CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
annipuss haz yet anotter collishun wif da CCC cart!!!
dere be sever’d tendrils, skwissh’d haggis (from da Twee Twolly Tram)
and gushie stufff AAAAAAAAAAAllllll ober da plaize…
oh mai! fangs r gettin a bit messy around heer today!
*sweep sweep, mop mop, reattach, reattach*
watchout, princessmu! you might soil that lovely dye afinuss silk ensemble you are wearing, not to mention those sillkeeslippers on yr feet may sli
*sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip splat*
ohnoes! da princess has slippnslidded in da mess!!!
its stuff tew look regal covered in splorts an severed tendrills
yesh, but you carry it off berry well. regal is as regal duz ForrestGump’z momma sez all da time.
butt a princess alwais manages!
its now the hawt luk for spring, ainfinkso!
*looks ovur at the hawt spring*
*calls a YNG to pik up the silks fur dry cleaning*
*Skinny dips in hawt spring*
oooohhhh cleaaaannnn and warrrrmmmm
WWEEEEOOOOOWEEEEEOOOOWEEEEEOOOO (dat be siren on da copcar)
Inspektor Foyled-Agin skreeches up to da seen 0 da grime.
“Oooh dis is teh bad” he sed, with a slow, shad sake of he ted. er, slow, sad shake of the head. “Dere are ebben disembled parts 0 a Pie Paw Gun in dere.”
did ai forgit to put sum parts back???
:innocent fayce:
*she says as she hides( behind her back), the box 0 ‘spare’ parts*
She “fixed” it so it won’t shoot anymore. MaryO won’t be able to play it…
i guess that means you can’t claim yr prize, eeder.
too bad, we were going to start wif a transkription/reduction of the score for the 18Elebenty plus 1 year Overchewer wif real cannonballs shoosting from the rank of ZauberCanon stop (iz sometimes label’d “Bazooka 16′ on Merry cAn manufakchur’d Pie Paw Guns)
aym sowwy! really, its fixed!
*sits inna corner and duz puppy dog pout*
it shoots, just not at meee!
*runsawaiwifkwikness*
ai ‘improoved’ it! really
i are a hilee trayned engineer tipe!
oo, dem’s sum scary werds…
whut culd possibligh go wrong???
OOOOO… dem’s eben scawier wurdzez
Ai is frum teh gubburmint, Ai is heer to halps U.
GLUP!!!
oh nooo!
*runs into help*
*slips on gusshie stuff*
*guz sliding by at ohai speed*
wheee!
Ai haz consultid mai lolyer T Saul Lyez. Him sez Ai hazn’t a caes 2 anser. Ai wuz awn a mishun uv mersee.
*sigh of relief- annipuss won’t be going to da pokey*
*nods knowinglee*
Good Samitan claws and awl. That means you wheel be abul to continue da preparashunz for teh 20Elebenty Lolympics. You want i shud come urly to halp?
Ai wull nead a lotta halp. `member Ai aer a berry awld wummun!
weeble wobble kitteh!
FTW!! Kitteh wobbles but don’t fall down!
butt yew ar kyooot!
SPLORT warning!!!
Big Head kitteh an da Monsters will sing fur yu now.
uh oh….can’t aboid teh kyoot…
*grabs awn to CHRG (wdoi)*
*luuks arown fer dukky tayp*
.
too layt…
.
SPLORT!
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up PB2K’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
wow anni! yew are da best and kwikest wif the reskews!
*claps and throws catfettie for anni*
4 reskewz in 2 minnits – din’t eben haz tiem 2 commint awn teh lol!
Yay! Fanks, Annipuss!
ai soh grapefull dat annipuss n gammacat r awn dootee takin care ub awl deh splort-reks!
Eefen doh dey hadda lodda rex.
oh no! splorts eberywhere
*sweeps up Pwned’s braynes*
*rinses wif sparkloly water (wif lymons)*
*scoops into hed, replaces hed bones*
*dukky tapes hed bones in place*
the hed bones connected wif the, dukee taype
*snaps CHRG in place*
*ducky taypes CHRG in place*
*tuck tuck tuck the blankee*
and here is a warm drink and chokolit noms for yew!
Yay! Fanks, too, gammacat!
*sits bak an enjois teh dwinkees a choklit noms*
This is an awesome pictue!!
ROCK ON!
U shur?
*boop*
ohai WRr!
*boop*
*runsawaiwifkwikness*
gigglol!
*head bobbles* Mebbe not so sure aifinkso
Awww cute xD
*holds on titely to CHRG* Kitten gots cute littlol tayle!! Him not much bigger den da walnuts!!
*duckee taypes kerrykatz4′s CHRG in place*
*puts gogglos on kkr*
be careful! there are splorts eberywhere!
Fanks gammacat, mai brains was startin to leeks out wif da cuteness of dis kitteh!! Ai lubs da littlol pointy tayle!! Skweeeeeeee!!!
Skweeeeee! sew kyoot!!!
wal u nut beleeve me?
hehe!
pour bebeh needz a braice tew hol taht gynormous coconutt upz!
*gasp*
oh noes…
kitteh has…
Coconutt hed!!!
beee nice! kittteh already has EMO eyes!
oh…. I fout deh wuz betty davis eyez…….
momcat
Ruun,Leeza,RUUUUNNNNN !!!
Run like da wind leeza!!!
no ware to go!
acksidents up thred has caused a pyle-up.
dangur is everyware!!
*starts to pancaek, er, panick*
*holps leeza up from mess*
heer are the pancaeks! Maus will gib you sum syrup
from the new and improved syrup&feathur tank!
Let me offer you some nice, freshly extracted kokomonut milk to soothe and refresh you.
*hedbats gc and runsawaywiffleetfeets*
You can’t run so far away that the kokonuts can’t find you!
*RumbleRumbleRumble*
*Maus drives in with New & Improved Maple Syrup and Chicken Feathers Ground Assault and Pepper Veeeehickel*
*Aims the turret at the pancakes*
Syrup… Fire!
*BLUURRRRRP*
Oooooppsie! I missed. Sorry Leeza. Here’s a kleenex…
*reaches thru wurmhole to last thred and snatchez teh $100 towl from Maus*
sowry..
*hands Maus teh tishoo*
*goes to join Princess Mu in teh hot spring*
*plots revenge wile being wated on by teh YNGs*
*requests a pedicure*
*requests a cosmo martini*
*joynes princess mu and leeza in hawt spring*
ahhh! ai still have chokolit syrup on me from yesturdai!
*requests leyman drop martoonie wif extra shugar on rim*
ooh! I’ll has one of those too, plzthx!
*passes leeza lemon drop martoonie*
what color is yer toenayles gonna be?
Im thinking of light pink, wut kolor will u choose?
I lieks this sandy mother uv perl lukking one here.
aye am thinking dark red todai. dey can’t see it a werk,
and is fun at home!
Ohai, nd thx fore teh inviet. I kin has moojito, wib a sied ordur of natchoos? Nd ai kin has shiney pink tootsie nayles tew?
uf corse!
*rings littlol bell to call YNGs*
Yes? May I be of service?
oh wont we be all relaxed and lovely looking!
Ohai YNG, Darling! Thanks fur bringing my clean silks! please tew bring me anovur martini?
I happen to have a pitcher of Cosmos with me…
*Refills Mu’s glass*
And how about some lovely cheese gougeres? Fresh out of the oven…
Pls to maek me a moojito nd sum natchoos thnx YNG. Win egstree solsa nd sower creem pls. And caeks – tehre must be caeks.
YNG! YNG! U still heer?
I needs u darlink.
Ah well, luuks lyk dere awl bizee.
**puts awn bikinee, puts hares up, grabs bottlol of white wine an gets in hawt tub**
**turns awn bubblols ohai-speed, leens bak, closes eies, an relaxes**
Aaahhh….
fink we shud put our names down for a massage?
Oh, yesh! Dats why I wuz luukin foar teh YNG.
Lucky iz awn vakayshun, so him nawt arown to gib me mien.
Too bad. Him gibs realee gud wuns. Knoes awl teh rite spots.
Kimkiwi – Kuryositee has got teh best of me.
Wut r “Silks”? See, I libs in Kentucky, USA an arown heer dat yooshualee meens “what the jockey in a horse race wears”.
Stockings, dear. Or hosiery. And what can I get you, you gorgeous red-headed thing you…
*Drool*
There you are, my sweet.
And aren’t you the complimentary one!
Do you know how to give Lucky-style massages? I could really use a head/neck/shoulder massage.
I’m not sure I am familiar with that technique. Perhaps we should repair to the NB where you could instruct me?
* Hands teh YNG teh bukkit wif teh hawt smelly gud oyls fur teh massaj *
Heer U needz dis. ‘speshully if dey awl want teh massajs.
Oh, and thank you for the explanayshun.
I rarelee ware panty-hose. I finkso dey wuz inbented by a man who hated wimmen. Wen I ware skirts, I ware teh long wuns so I kin get away wif warin knee-ohais.
Nao stockings, I ware only awn “speshul” occayshuns.
Ohhhhh… I see… a gang massage…
*Whistles*
Hey guys… Everybody “on deck”. Bring your loofas…
U nawt kno hao to gibs Lucky-style massadjis?
Dah-ling, jes put those strong, broad-shoulders into it an you’ll do wunnerfullee.
ohai sowee to interrupt
but where is Uz?
did U manage to get home?
Ohai, 2_k!
No need to apolly gize. I maded it hoam.
U needs massadj? Teh YNGs are gonna gib dem to me an Leeza.
Me want, me want.
the silks i was refurring tew were my stockings but alsew my robe an underdress. I’m fond of silks
* lays back awn massage table*
*waytes paitently fur hur massage*
*orlso lais bak on massaj taybel*
Pls can ai has niec torl sveedish massyur naemed sven or lars pls kthxinantycipayshun
*eers perk up*
Did sumwun say massaj?
*terres orf clolthez, lays proan on massaj tablol, cubbers selb wif warm flanlol sheet, wates payshuntlee beside teh Princess*
oh heer we ar deers!
*a YNG aproches fur each ov us. *
ahhhhhhhh
Ai iz goink to run awae to Sveden wib Sven. He is nomalishis.
Nd he bringz me moojitos and natchoos, not liek teh YNG hoo aifinkso iz on striek.
U shur U wanna du dat? Iz cold and them lieks tu jump inna laek aftur teh baf eben if dey has tu chop teh holes in teh ice.
Yis, coz tehn ai gits to wayrm Sven up in mai owen speshil wae.
*hedbonks leeza*
plots revenge on whooom?
*sips lemming drop martoonie*
U meen otter than Maus?
just checking. GP keeps holding up a purplol skwirrrl, yew know…
oh yesh.. I knows…
O hai skwirlgrl. Whar U want dis cow boi traps? Ai eben has teh fresh be er baits fur it.
I dont think I likes the idear of those kinda traps, ma’am…
‘Scuse me ma’am. Why would you want to do that? Whut has I ever dun to you?
HOO U cawling Ma’ams?
silleh bois.
Wyatt, r u a cowboi? I thot u were a sherrif.
*wants a real cowboi*
skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Ohai Nerml. Whar iz Garfeilds?
Oh my gosh how adorable is that picture. Eventually the kitten will grow into his head. lol
Aifinks he eated hims! Kitteh had waldorf salad wif Garfield garnish.
nnuuu! Not Garfields!
*mourn*
GAHHH *grabs frantiklee for CHRG w/doi* Skool started Moneyday…. I no can haz splorts no more D:
An whoever bee sayin deh kitteh iz a bobblehead better watch dem sharp pointee endz aifinkso
RED IS HOME SAFE!!!!!!
**happy danse**
Yayyy!!
{{{rhsb & dadcat}}}
Wuz it a scaree ryde ??
yeah x elebenty!
is dadcat okai also?
Dadcat is fine. Him iz gud show-fur.
Him iz bak onna rode, takin a generaytur to my aunt’s howse.
Wuz a liddlol skaree.
I camed home an sed, “Dis is my last winter in KY! I’m moovin!”
caleefournyah is good, just erfkwakes tu wurree ’bout!
Iz dat ware u are, gammacat? Wut part?
Donut finkso I lyk earfkwakes.
i’m south of San Fran. Just littlol earthquakes since i
moved heer in 2000. can’t decide if its better or wurse
than the hurrycaynes in florida (high school near Tampa)
Iz funneh, ai lib in Calif. most my life, have been thru sum scary earthquakes, but nebber thot much about dem. Wen ai moov to Colorado, dey has TORNADOS!!! Peeps der finkin ai crazy to not be scared
of earthquakes an to be scared of tornados.
Ai beskared ub ebbryting – like mai kittehs ur sum hawzies ai kno – iz eezier dat way. Dont habta decide alldeh taime tu be skared ur naut.
Agreed, den we know wat tu do all da tiem…..RUUUNNNNN!!!
yup, yup, yup….. I jus mooved bak frum colomorado….. ani wuz borned in californiya… earthquacks- deh iz ok…. tormatos…. nawt sos bad- had wun in nex town ober whenz I wuz in Colomorado…. naow….. Funderstorms, deh iz da skary- deh kum upz *poof* n frow litnin ritt at yur house *bam!* hous turnz bloo n awl da kittehz runz downstaairs…..
momcat
I’ll take da earthquakes any day…sumtiems jes like a littlol
rollercoaster ride…sometimes pretty scary. Wen dey had dat big one
in Big Bear ai was in SanBerdoo, an it look like da walls uf da house
was gonna fall down. Ai had German Shepherd den, an der was two
earthquakes dat day. We was watchin da news from da Yucca Valley
quake, den goggie gibs meh funneh look…ai sez “what yu doin?” to
goggie, an bout 5 seconds later da big one hits us. Goggie knew der
was gonna be earthquake, I swears her knew!!
are sum bad, sum wurse; maibe wait til afta teh big wan, den moob in tew all teh vacencies! duz noe wye Godziller call califuernia ‘granola’? he found wuz all fruti, flakes un nutz!
*Hedesk*
*nods nods* We gots more den our share, aifinkso!
I lieks ur noo abatart kk!
Fanks yu!! Ai try tu change it yest to pik of Ripper, but it not work.
Ai keeps dis one a while, is Secrets muther, Mommy. My original kitteh names, let me show yu dem!!
Ohai gammacat. Iz postingz late, butt (hee hee) had to commentz. Ai
grew up inna Oklehoma wif tornadoes. Mobed to South Callefornyah
wif erfkwakes. Tehn to Okinawa, Japan wif typhonz. Tehn back to
Callefornyah (Milpitas) wif manee erfkwakes. Tehn to Washingtun state
just soufe uv da volcanoez! Experi… been fru dem all!
Kitteh jist haz to groe into his hed, aifinkso.
I fink so two, himz hed iz jus a teenzi bit hooj.
Butt (hee hee ) iz beewtimus kitteh. WANT!!!
ohai kimi! kome upthread and join leeza an me fur cosmos and pedicures at the hawt spings spa.
I can ask kweshtun to geeks?
Awn mahm’s pyooter, dere iz 2 yoosurs – me an mahm. Wii eech has owr own passwerd an stuffs. Mahm kannawt akksess my stuff wifowt my passwerd an vyse-versa.
When my SIL wuz in, hur putted a file awn my desktawp dat shudda been awn mahms.
I dunno hao to geddit from my desktawp to hurs. HALP! I tryed emayoin it but it nawt let me.
*Puts on Geek Hat (with Propeller)*
* Open Windows Explorer and navigate to c:\documents and settings\yourloginname\desktop
* Find the file you want and right-click on it. Select “copy” from the menu.
* Using Explorer, navigate to c:\documents and settings\momsloginname\desktop
* Right-click in the window, and select “paste” from the menu.
Voila! Now you both have the file.
Wut if wii has teh stoopy Vista?
Same fing?
I don’t have Vista, but I don’t think this kind of stuff has changed. Your mileage may vary, as we say…
i hab da bista…….
ifnz da file iz a wurd file haz her pull up her wurd- clicki open file- shud hab her usea name- go daown da side to yur usea name n clicki dat- mai hab to clicki documentz two- den shez can see da file unda yur name while shez signed in….
ober kindz ub filez seemz ta populate awl da usaz on da puter- so ifnz itz a game file, shez mit alreadi hab it….
momcat
If she does it this way, remind her to “Save As…” the file in her My Documents area.
I think dis is liek dat fairy tayle of teh White Kat wher in order to inerit the throwne insted of his two bruthers, teh prinze had to bring home teh teeniest goggeh in teh wurld and teh white cat gived him a wallnut that had in it a almond that had in it a peach pit that had in it the teeeeeeeeniest goggeh. An it did triks.
I think dis kitteh camed out of one of those kind of wollnuts.
(In teh end, teh white cat turns into a beyootiful printsess and marrees teh prinse.)
Wat a nice story!!
uh oh! lunch tyme is almost over. Gotta run out for gushifuds
TTFN & Schmoo to y’all
(and a speshul BOOP wif cootees to Maus)
Yuck!
*runs by on teh way to teh hot tub*
*still covered with fethers and maplol syrips*
*and a little lemming likeur*
*gives Maus a big HUG and a SCHMOO too*
:sigh:
what happens when Mrs. Maus gives yu cootees?
She’s not a girl. She’s a wife…
*Runs outside to shovel snow before the ladies of ICHC can get him*
TTFN!
shees not a witch, shees yur wyfe!
an after shee heers bout this, she mite not want to be that anymore!
Oh… she will. I has a seecrit weapon… I duz all teh cookin…
tayke out mai deer Maus!
an lotsa YNGs can cook!
I cuks BEDDUR tahn taek-owt. Exseptin mebbe Asian. You wants it, I cooks it. Here… has sum Shrimps Creole I maded teh otter nite. tonite we is hasing Steak and garlic bread and brocolocolocololy. Wif homemaded cookies fer teh desert… My cooking… let me show you it…
U can cuks teh BBQ turtlols onna haf shells?
NOES!
no cukking turtlol!
Ai meended teh chawklit wuns
ur cooking, let me nom it
are too
DO NOT WANT ur low kolestrol helfy alternative dietz. Gimme Cheezburger. NAO!!!
Yah – dem helfy alternatibs gotsno flavur!
Gosh, that’s kitty’s small. You could pick him up and put him in your pocket.
Yay! pokkit kittehs, naow wif eggstra cayute! pokkit puppehs sowld sepretlee!
Why fank yoo! Ai’ll do just taht!
I am giving you an award on my blog, so come on over to check it out! Thanks for being so awesome!
I am glad ya liked the gag. I have been surprised by how many people have liked my brand of ‘humor’ hehheheheh.
Thankye for the kind words.
Lorisarrd
*Bobblol Lobblol Bobblol Lobblol* O Basement Cat! *SPLORT*
Whoop whoop whoop teh CCC rolls down teh thred
Sweep sweep ur braynes
rinse rinse wif sparkly lemmon wadder
tuck tuck bak inno braynium cabity
snap snap awn teh CHRG (wdoi)
wrap wrap wif rainbo cullered duk taype
snuggle snuggle u inno a floofy blankie
baik baik sordid cuukees an maik maik hawt chokklit
.
Dere, haow u feelz naow KCT? Doan luk atteh bebeh agin lessen u haz ur HGGs awn, kay?
Fankies, BF473! {{{{{{bf473}}}}}} Ai so preesheeates dis….cukies and hawt choklit. *snugglols deeper into floofee blankee* *Yawns* Ai finks it is nap tiem, aifinkso! *yawns bigger and inhales teh ox ee gin in teh ayr* Sawry, BF473! Doan gets dizzee nao! Nappee tiem. Yep! Aifinkso!
U mean I can’t get this kitteh at baseball gaem?
SPLORT!
O noze, DR splorted tew!!!
drag drag teh CCC
Sweep sweep ur braynes
rinse rinse wif sparkly rasberrie flavured wadder
tuck tuck bak inno braynium cabity, pat pat wif a gentle
snap snap awn teh CHRG (wdoi)
wrap wrap wif rainbo cullered duk taype
snuggle snuggle u inno a floofy blankie
serve serve trai uv cukkees an hawt chokklit (dere wuz plenny rite up bove u dere)
I finkso iffen u goes tew bobblolhed kitteh nite atteh bal park u bedder ware ur FCHRG an HGGs.
Thank u, I’z much better nao. Whew!
Ai haz a sad. Billy Powell died tuday. Lynyrd Skynyrd’s pianist.
* goes to listen tu Freebird *
Sry.
awww…..
♫ Wonchoo flie hi, freeeee bird yeah ♫
.
*holds up lyter in memory*
*Arm arownd showlder of bf473 and sings alawng wif bf473* *holds up lyter in mamries* Wonchoo flie hi, freeeee bird yeah *bf473 heers KCT and puts arm arownd her showlder and clamps big hooj floofee paw ober her mouf* *bf473 continues singing*
*uncuvver KCT mouf* ai cahnt sing eiver sew dats otay, wail wif meh naow awn wun uv teh bes sawngs evver!
.
♫ If I leave here tomorrow,
Would you still remember me?
For I must be traveling on, now,
‘Cause there’s too many places I’ve got to see.
But if I stayed here with you, girl,
Things just couldn’t be the same.
‘Cause I’m as free as a bird now,
And this bird you can not change.
And the bird you can not change.
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I can’t change. ♫
an…um…pleez tew keep taht lyter awai frum teh mamries, kay? fanks!
Great flamin mamries, dat wuld be disaster!!
I heerd of burnin ur braw, but whiel iz still awn?!?!
Grabs chest.
Owch.
so cute and yet so funnily bobblyheaded looking at the same time.
-splort-
ooooo mai CC….Ai iz naow ded frum teh kyootness..
dis wun ‘neeked up awn me….cood nawt luk away…den,
*SPLORT* and dere’s mai branz, awl obber teh sno…..
AAAAHHHH!!!! must has bobulhed kitteh!!!
Kyoot!! WANT!!!
This has got to be the cutest kitteh i’ve ever seen…
I was thinking the same thing! I mean, it’s not cuter than any of my cats when they were kittens. (Yes, they is watching the computer now) O_o
awwwww i want her/him
is sooo cute but im not sure iof they put his face and body on a boble head he coul seriously b 1 (is wanting 1 of them)
iz so bobbl hed
this is very cute! i love this website. it is soooo funny!