o hai. i wuz jus testing dese 4 u.
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o hai. i wuz jus testing dese 4 u.
check out our I Has A Hotdog video! c hao many winks and hiccups a puppy can do in thirty sekkinds!
teh shadoe nose
Conga rats calicocoa on teh solo furvest frum last posishon! Can ai offer u a drink and mabbeh a dans?
ohai, upfi! lunch taim? whut we habbin todae?
upfi issa berry hongrey katty-pillar!
ohai kitkay! hao iz yoo todae?
ohai rite bak attcha, mugglemary! I redded about yore job juss now…soungs lyke a berry gud fing 2 hellp peepz hoo needz help aifinkso.
I beez tyrd an kneeds 2 go 2 bed.
(an I hassa mad at my old fren amazon: Cee Bee-low)
well, kitkay, iz berry sad becaws teh peeps we habs libbin heer habs no fambily taht wans tew taik kare ob tehm, an tehy are basikallee laik street peepels, sew tehy ar berry trying sum naits. Like tonait…
sorree to heer abowt amazown…
Oh, dat beez a reel sad…yoo beez speshul purrson 2 b helping tehm!
Yeah, da AMayzon, prolly ai shud b putting dat somewear else dan in komment sekshun. I ben meening to “go bloo” fore teh longist thyme, butt ben 2 layzee. Sumwon wantto tell mii how?
I goez 2 bedd in a minnit hear, an ai say a prayer fore yore peeps an udders hoo is sic an naught has famiblee. Wii furrgits hoo blesst wii R. rlly! (an wii has frenz hear, is sumfink speshul, aifinkso)
iz berry sad to go to tehr fewnerals an see awl tehse peeples an tehy didnt com an bisit teh rezidint when tehy wuz alive…
an we are nawt saints, jes doin owr job, yoo shood heer us tawkin sumtaims, we duzn haz teh halows!
yesh, cheezlan is speshull!
nait nait to ebberywun, ai has tew go chase mai rezzident hoo has teh deemeshya an finks iz taim to get up an drinkee teh cawfee…
Ai think yoo ar purrhaps az cloase to a saint az iz pawssibul heer! Waht yoo doo is heroic! Laik Romeow – an hur werk wif teh shelter kitties.
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If ai hadda hat, it wud bee off to yoo!!
Dis was saved only by teh last ten secondz! O.O
Fur teh going bloo – find cweenmj an klik awn hur nayme. It’s nawt hard (tho ai cudn’t doo it wifaut a LOT ov halp – but taht’s nuthing noo!! ) an she haz a place there that tell yoo ebreething yoo need to know! EEZEE PEEZEE!!!
Oh yes, ai is BERY hongry! Ai can has cawleeflour wif taters in a minnit. U can has a Wiener Schnitzel iffn u feels moar like meet wif fries and a nice salad. And a black forest gateau for dessurt! Whaddaya fink?
ummmmm nom nom nommeee! ai has sum quark insted ob weener shnitsell, pweese, an skipps teh kawleeflour toe tally, but sounds gut to me!!
mmmmNOMmmmm!!! Sayve mii summ? plese?
OOOooo, kvark is teh yum, aifinkso!
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An ai luvs teh kvark, too!! Wud be naice if we cud get it heer. . .tho sumwun sed it iz eezee to maek. Can this bee???
Ohai JCH4billyonkittehz!
O, yesh teh kwark is gud! I taysted sumfing that wuz lyke kwarky (if I bembmber how it taysts, ben a long thyme) when ai wuz on teh heast koste a fewe mno ago, months ago (aifinkso ai gotted it frum “Treader Joez”, or “Hole Fuds”), it Beit bee cauld “Greek Yogurt”. WOWzers, it wuz ymmy! Delishus wiffout shuger or froot or N E fing!
Alas – we dunt hav thos stores where ai liv in Meeshegun!
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But kitkay – ai wuz traing to “C Beelow” about yur mad wif Amazon – an dint see enething? Waht happened? Ai thot yur revues were grate!
Wii knot hass den in OLK-Key-Homey, eether.
Thanks 4 teh commplymint! Amayzon is teh mayne reeson I knot been hear so musch laytly–ai ben reeding a lot and werking on riting about evveryfing, and ai hadda gole 2 git into teh “Tawp 1000″, and ai reecht my gole last week. My hubby and ai wint out an sillybrated. (ai hassa “Yay! and a “yippee!!!”), so I gits mad, too mad win they duz teh stoopy fing here.
Awlso, been inbited 2 joyn “the Vine” groop–ai gits free stuff, but I hasta rite reevoos about them. Sumtimes a lot to keep up wiff–four 2 sicks books a month. Then udder wons I reeds. Vine wons naught count 4 rate standing.
Glad yoo lykes my werk! vote away! (I needs to git a reel jorb gitting pd 4 my riting)
tis easy – its like making cottage cheese – but wif soured milk (not sour as in “it has stayed in your fridge to long…) og even Kefir aifinkso!
You heat da milk up to 37 degrees celcius (bodytemperature….) and add either Rennet og lemonjuice – and let it stand to curdle…
carefull with the temperature, if it’s to warm it won’t turn into cheese…
here’s a how to: essortment.com/all/makecottageche_rloh.htm -
Thanks verree much, Nennepus! An so nice to meet yoo!
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Yoo can see hoo ai am – but ai am awlso known az JCH4K (see Kitkay abov) and J-Pak – an sumtaimes just plane Janet.
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An nao, alas, ai must go! Teh peepl ai am visiting hav gotten up . . . ai luv tehm deerlee, but they aren’t happee if ai am awn teh internetz verree much!!
ai founded it wunse at Whole Fuds Market, dunno if tehr’s wun in yur nayburrhood ob cheezlan? It wuz made in wiskonsin. ai has nebber traied to maik it, but ai burns teh watter…
An ohai upfi! an mugglemary. an ebreewun – wif a speshul hug fur calicocoa fur landing solo in teh top spot today!
Ai’m just up! But upfi, yur taters an cauliflour smell gud eben way ober heer in teh Floreeduh!!
Janet!!!! u is back! Noes! U is nawt back, u is still in Flowerida! Gud 2 c u though. Ai bet us has nicer and warmer weather! It be around freezing in Jermanee. Brrr!
LOL!! They ar having a cold spell heer too!! Sumtaims in teh daytaim, it hardlee maeks it to 70 degrees Fahrenheit!!
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Mai frend keeps pologizing fur teh bad wether! To mee, hoo just cayme frum two feet ov snow! An blizzards!
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Ai’m flying hoam awn Thorstag!!
haff fun in teh son!
ann noe Donner on Donnerstag!
smew {{{{JanCan}}}
ofanks. upfi! teh sleepee dans, aifiinkso… zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*tiptoes in and cuvvers calicocoa wif a floofy blanket*
lukes lyke pink cheez: kottage cheez
Lukes lyke pink poppie corn aifinkso…
ore insulolayshun?
(fyber-glass–pleh!)
or mincey beef! – dubblol pleh! kitteh lubs teh mincey beef, meh? nawt sew much!
ai speshullee laik hao kitteh sinks owt of site at teh end..
conga rats shoos, calicocoa!
drinkee / dansee?
fanks mm! hawt chawklit martunies? ai goin naitnait… zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
heerya goes, hawtchawklit martoonie fur cali
*does berry kwiet soft shoo dans dans dans*
how dat? *shhhhh! MM! cheezpeeps is seepin!*
wears teh shark finn?
Handell wiff kare!
…but what if I don wanna go ta Abu Dhabi?
nermal ref FTW!
Catty-gram for Mongo
ROFL!!!!
Blazing Saddels ref FTW!!!
…nyce wun!
Teh Dune sand worms sure have gotten cute.
LOL!!! Wish ai’d thot ov that!!
I’d like to point out this is really unsafe. if kitteh isn’t smart and tried to eat a peanut (wrong type of peanut!!!) can kill it!
Agreed, or they could inhale a little bit of styrofoam or something. Plz no hurt teh kittehs!!!11!
watchee teh vid- kitteh izza vulunteerer- hims choose to go intew teh peanutz, aifinkso!
Butt butt wii hasta proteckt teh kittehs frum demselfs an nawt lets dem haz innee fun!
Plz to be sendin dis adorablol packidj to my howse!
kthxbai
Wow, the small cat inside the box, very cute video.
*mega splort*
OMG! ai wud lub 2 hab dat box delibbered 2 mai howse!
teh kontentz iz sew kyoot!
oh dear…
*Getting CCC from splort-unit…*
*karfully skooping up BFs braynz*
*rinsing ob the dust wif sham paynez – boblols ar gud for da finking!*
*be putting BFs brayns back kairfully – and reseeling wif duckytaip – wif duckys on (ob korse…)*
*Pakking BF inna Cheezepplmapblankit and setting BF doun inda lazychair inda korner*
*gibbing BF a kup of hot chocklit and a packigde of chocklit duckys (to match de duckytape…)
*fastening protectib gogglehs so no moar dammaj kan be dun…*
There – you’ll be fine in da korner in da comfychair!
good jawb, nennepus! yew gawt down heer befoar me!!!
It came up oan my nuly inbenteded spolrt-dar!
Berree berree handee tingamajiks to be habing in heer!
such wunnerful kare! fank u, nennepus. teh duckytaip iz holdin mai braynebox 2gedder reel gud. ai jus sit n teh korner n teh komfychair n tri 2 recovver.
*sigh*
Catshark!
And teh beeg MEW when teh kitteh surfaces! Hoo culd resist it?
Luks lyke a gray & whyt tabbeh, cap’n. A wun-footer . . .
Eleven hundred peenuts went into teh box. Box went down in 12 minnits. Didn’t see teh furst gray & whyt tabbeh for abowt half an howr . . .
Tiny litel kitteh babeh… Pop up full ov kewt…
Dunno if I can take it.
SPLORT!
*gits owt row boat, a beeg wun, piles meddikal supplies onnit; we now has a floating CCC!*
*rows owt to D.R., kleens up brayns, tuks em bak inna hed, adds dukky tayp and CHRG*
*puts a lyfe vest on D.R. just to be sayf, givs D.R. a kyoot nautical hat to wayr over CHRG*
Ther yoo goes! Yoo has bin sayved frum teh skayree gray/whyte tabbeh!
Oh, almost forgot – *tuks in floofy blankee, givs a hot beverage* Ther! *rows away in rowboat*
Thanks u so much, Gremlin
I thot I waz a goner
Izzit teh Peenk Panfur? Da dum, da dum, da dum da dum da dumdadumda duuuuuum….
Wii needz Inspektor Clueseau tu fynd owt!
Is shark mewsik, ifinkso!
best….pakage….ever!
In mai famblee we calls da peenuts ghost poop!
Vivid. I like it.
Dis wun b berryberry skearree :O
http://www.rathergood.com/lolcats
Sing it.
OMGWTFROFLPIMPBBQ!1!1!1!!!
Maus said it all…
*sits kvietly stund from da shawkk*
Teho Teho TEHO!!!!! So gud!!!!!!!!!!!!!
er… thanks, but it’s Joel Joel Joel actually. He’s been doing this sort of thing for years. Flying Viking kittens and all that.
Yeah, ai figgured taht. I ment teh link was so gud! Fanks again.
Heer’s mai dotter’s response:
“AAAAAAHHHHH
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Thank you, Mother. I will probably never be the same again after watching that.
Ever. My eyes are still twitching.”
*lays twitching on teh ground*
[holding nose] La lalla la la la la-la, LAAA la la la la, la la la!
can’t. stop. the. musik.
must. lie. down.
…arrgghh…
Oh deer CC! cant breeve! Tu Funnee!
Zomg so kyoot!
teh screem was funni
I bet dat kitteh iz at least 20 feet long
mebbe even 25.
well let me try again.
The video was actually better on youtube before they edited it here. At least I think so.
i put the original on youtube. check it out. I think it’s better but maybe I’m just biased
I appreciate it being posted here at all, so thank you!
P.S. it’s on Break too
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Jaws-2009-The-pink-solutioin-640261.html
Video cute on it’s own merit, but the “music” and scream made it ridiculously stupid.
u sorta know wat its gonna be.
i mean wat do u think itz gonna be now huh? a walrus!!!!
WORM SIGNS!!!
not sure I’d wanna trust that “spice”
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know whatta mean?
Ur piano needs serious 2ning
I think Break did the music because of copyright stuff.
But if you watch the original it’s better music
except you can hear me laughing
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Jaws-2009-The-pink-solutioin-640261.html
I think ”What Lies Beneath the Packing Peanuts?” Is a wicked insane movie!!
Rock on LOL catz!!!
lolz itz a mole!
wowz nver new cats cud swims
weech weh eez uhp?? ahem…seend meh bahk!
Janet: (an udders): go to amazon dot com, go to “books”, type in icanhascheezburger, go to reviews, click on “five star reviews”, click on K. in Norman (dat’s mii). Vote. if yoo can (srry 4 shameless kampayning!)
Gud nite cheezfrens!