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Ai dee fie it!
Conga Ratz anni.
Has teh Hawt buddured rumz wif teh scones adn marmelolaide.
U wantz teh ratz tu du teh conga fur U?
Hawt buddered rumz sowndz gud, but marmelolaide iz PLEH!
Haow abowt sum lemmun crud, den? Yu can has buddur? Ai furgawt wut it taistz leik.
Lemmun crud wuz mai fabrit spredd – nawt spozed 2 haz it naow. Ai haz a “lite” budder, but nawt berry mutch an juss haff a spoon uv jam awn an otecaek.
luuks at teh lemmun crud wif a suspishus
Iz maed wiv lemmuns, eggz, shugr an budder. *Drools*
ohhh taht sownds yummie! Ai gotz tew goe naow, haz a gud ebening cheezfrends!
DUDE IM BACK!!!!
ohai, melissa! good to see yr bak. adn da rest 0 you, akshullee.
Ur lawz dew nawt applie tew meh!
wtg awn ur nawt sekkond annipuss!
Thx, Ai fink….
im here its meh da melissa you know me?
ware u bean?
IM HERE DUDE LLISTEN!!
sigh
So duz ai
Yiss, but u haz wingz!
Space stashun kitteh gets hurz exursise.
Or iz it down yours….wait,whut ??
@@@@@!
Teh win!! Super Kitteh iz very brave.
Kitteh who has had too much kaffeen iz bownsin awf teh walls.
Kitteh shuld lay off da Red Bull, aifinkso.
Super kitteh!
Kitteh mus bee a Phish phan, iz Bouncin Round teh Ruum
**wishes hur cud find sum way to defy grabbity**
**sigh**
*handz rhsb elebenty elebenty heloliums balloons awl tieded tugether. *
Nawt let goe and U can deefies grabbity.
*waves bye bye tu rhsb as she floats ober teh treelines. *
*wayves floofy paw at rhsb*
i’ll call the FCC and cleer yur flight plan!
Dis iz nawt wut I had in myyyyyynnnnn…
I’m skeered of hiiiitttteeessss!!!!!
**wunners if hur will land sumware warmer**
* Luks at gammacat wif squintee eye liek clint eastwuuds whispurrs*
Haow we gonna getz Hur down?
did you gib red the BB gun to pop the balloons wun by wun?
Haaaaallllllpppppp!!!!
I nawt kin hold awn much longur. I iz still weeeeeeek…….
WRr, didnt yu gib red a chayre to sit on???
*taykes aim wif BB gun*
Pop! Pop! Pop!
der red, now you will float down gently. just dont land inna fountain!
Ai handed her teh balloons tu hold while ai went tu get the chayre. She nawt waited fur teh easy chayre!
Ai halps red.
*Grabs teh floofie pillol frum teh bed and runz tu get unner teh rhsb inna skies.*
Cawl teh fyremens!!
**rhsb floats to ground an lands awn pillol**
Oooowwww…I has teh dizzee. I’m still week frum bein teh sik.
Mebbe teh fyremenz need to gibs me full fizziklol, to make shure I iz okay.
**passes owt awn pillol frum teh advenshur**
U still passed out? Dem fyremans. nebber around when u needz wun.
* grabs teh seltzer botlol. Squirts RHSB wif seltzer tu wakes hur ups. runsawaiwifaquikness to teh hidey hole *
**wakes up soakin wet**
Hao did DIS happen?!?!
**grabs mostlee-full seltzer bottlol an goes to WRr’s hidey hole**
Him fink I nawt kno ware it iz….
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Sneeks up awn WRr an emptees teh bottlol awn him!
HAHAHA! Luuk, izza drownded rat!
puts away umbrellol adn taeks off yellow raincotes. Nawt drownded, Ai wuz a rat scout…wuz prepared.
**surpryze sprays him wif other FULL bottlol**
GOTCHA!!!
Dats whut dis was for?
*holds up BB gun*
*hedbonks WRr*
*Picks up BB gun* EVERY1 FREEZ!!!! WRr, come with me
2 teh police office. If u doo then u get a cheezburger
srry, this went in wrong place on the list, was menna be higher…….
this is part of the Ballon + rhsb = deefies grabbity thing……
i bet all hoo reed dis fink im nuts…
ur right on dat tho……
never mind, it went 2 the right spot aftr all
im just so freekin nuts, u hav no idea
rebound
EEEEEZZY i go get BEEG dart and down goez rhsb
*does evil grin*
I am “above” teh law!!!
Git it? Git it?
*snerk*
:heddesk:
woof! WOOF!
That bedroom looks straight out of an Ikea catalog.
I wuz finkin bed nawt luuk so comfee.
Luuks like the kinna bed dat yu bangs yur shins on. Ouch!
but the hedboard is good for leening against while
reeding in bed (or snorgling the cat)
I want wun of dem pillol fings dat u leen up agin in teh bed.
Or ur hed.
Ohai, {{{{{KK4}}}}} ai nawt se yu fur a fyew daiz. Jamamamamamama sez she nawt neevur.
Oh hai grmawgs!! How is yu tonite? Did yu sees? Ai gotted on frunt page dis mornin!! Ai still xcited bout it!!
Iz da boyfrend kitteh one.
No ai dint. cumgranulashunz! nd Woot! ai fined nu pikshur b4 ebreewun dis tiem. hee hee.
SAME NAME LOL!!!!
I MINUTE AFTER I DIDS IT TOOO LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
*mene mawm fais* Dere wil be no bownsing awn da bed!. * oh, shur, mawm*
dude how make dat face?
Melissa, hai! Iffen u findz a commint bye cweenmj inn teh last thred an cliks awn her bloo naim u wil goe tew her blog. at teh tawp uv it is a tab taht sez ICHC helpers, u cahn find owt bout the emotifaices an lots uv uvver info that is ful uv awsum an win!
Oar U can roll teh curiouser ober teh face and teh littlol pop up windoe will tell U haow itz maed.
really? awesome!
oar u cahn jus putt ur curser ober teh faice an u wil see haow tew maiking it, taht wun is : roll : wif nao spaices innbetween
oops, GMTA wrr, mai slo typin, let meh sho u itz!
okz
Iffen u goe to teh blog u cahn fin owt how tew haz a bloo naim anna abatar an lots uv neet stuff. If u want tew that is, ai nawt meen tew bee a bossy boots dere.
WAIT i seen you before all dis stuff! i seen you coment you snickering!
prolly, ai duz taht frum tyme tew tyme
AWWWWWW meh kitteh messed up!
srry i gtg but i will be at da caption were it saiz dear maadam or sir:hdahjasifhdjfh bvhdjfhj.or sumimlike dat! sooo bye! WAIT meet me dar in one min. ok?
i can make a mad kitteh ^ ^
see? ( .\ /. )
(,,,)(,,,)
AWWWWWW stupid computer
kitteh fell apart
No wunner iz mad!
^—–^
(.\ /.)
(,,,) (,,,)
myror’d fahce wuz ai reyzullt of teh nawt blehsing rehceeved awn
akkount ohf yer preetehls, diz ketteh wuld nebber kiiss awn epic faiwl
en teh mayking. kitteh sayes noice try tho iz gewd effort. hear iz teyn
pahckz ob deh cheeze slysez, pweez pahs dem aroynd.
ai nawt bownsin awn teh bed mawm, aiz bownsin awf teh wal, u nebber sed ai cudnt dew taht!
yeah mowm give it a “rest”! get it?da bed? rest? get it get it get it get it?
*laughs hard*
Oh, yu kidz iz just tu smrat fur owld mawm, nd fur yur own gud tu.
How?
Kittehs defy all laws!!
im eatin m&ms!
Jelly belliez heer but dey ownlee putz 10 liddul wunz in da pakij. Mite habbing tu goze tu fined sumfing els.
Hover cat gone Wild!
*cracks up*
Handball ain’t got NUTHIN on me!!!!
U suppose ta bounse the handball off the wall
Not urself
kitteh taikin taht “bee teh ball” fing litteralee
kitteh nommed teh flubber bawl Aifinkso.
*snerk*
Wai day misspelt “grabbidy”?
Ai noes, it was hard tu noe wat dat wurd was.
Wall.
My Anti-Gravity.
*babeh kittun luks arownd teh room*
…….Ai can has snuggle tiem?
….Ai no can has snuggle tiem? *babeh winged kittun begins tew crai*
*liddle kaliko kitteh snorgles nekst tew winged kitteh* iz otay, liddle bebeh, do nawt crai. want sum choklit caek!
Ohai uniquekitty!!! Iz dat caek frum ur birfdai? Hoep ur habbing a wunnderful dai!!!
HAPPEH BIRFDAI!!!!11!
P.S. Ai can has caek? Ai hasn’t eeted mai dinner yet…
yesh, iz caek frum mai birfdai – choklit wif choklit frostin…YUM! fank q fur teh birfdai wishes, and heer, hab a beeg peece uf caek, and panda paws eye screem tew, if yew want!!
Oh fankees! Ai’s glad ur habbing a birfdai!
Um, wot is panda paws eye screem, plz?
banill aeye screem, fudge swirl, and liddle pnut budder cups
Yum!!!!!!
Ooh, we has anudder birfday! Happitayl birfday, Uniquekitty! Hab sum karrot caek — is teh taysteeist! (Wif teh creem cheez frostin, ob course…)
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An may yu has menny menny moar birfdays!
yum – fanks! ai lubs karrot caek and creem cheez frostin!
Yesh pwease *snifful*
kan haz eye screem wif yer caek tew, liddle winged kitteh – dew yew feel bedder naow?
yesh. ai jus dun wanna be ‘lone…ai jus a littlol babeh…
Oh litlol bebbeh kitteh, ai kin giev yew snorles tew, cos yew it teh cyutimist kitteh.
*snorgles close tew Kimkiwi*
*gentlee stwokes Taya’s cyutimus litlol eers*
Tehre Taya, yew iz not aloen. Yew kin goes sleepies iffin yew is tyred. Yew want tiklol undur chinny chin?
Yesh pwease
*tiklol tiklol tiklol tiklol*
Ai iz at twerk so yew kin snorgl on mai lapp nd haz kitteh dweems whiel ai do sum twerking, otay? Or ai kin fynd sum stwing for yew to chaes – taht iz mai IRL kitteh’s favrit gaem.
*yawns*
*sings softlee*
Go tew sleep, litlol kitteh
Cos yew iz jist a bebbeh
Need yore rest to look yore best
Nd be egstree speshul pritteh
Happitayle naps. When iz tiem to finish twerk ai wil wrapp yew in niec floofy blankie, nd put yew in plush-lyned carryer nd taek yew hoem. Ai haz toiys fore yew to plae wib.
**closes her eyes*
*kwietlee*
Gud girlkitteh. Sleepie bai bais. Ai waeks yew for dinnur noms (yew is on nooziland tiem nao).
*sleeps*
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*berre, beree kwietlee*
gud nite, littlol kitteh….has gud dweems!
Zzzz….z… Dad..deh?
*kwietlee* shhh…iz meh…..dun weree….yew can has sum nies nappz…..
ai’s gonna bii goink tew bedd beree suun….
unforchunatelee, ai mite nawt bii ablol tew git awn heer fur a few daiz…..mai daddeh iz gonna taek awai mai pyootur furr abawt a wiik…
wai, Daddeh?
ai misseded teh bus fur ohai skool, adn mai parentlol yoonitz sed dat b eecuz ob dat, adn dey hadeded tew dribe meh tew skool, dat dey wuz gonna taek mai lappytawp awai furr a wiik…..
haoebbur, ai mite bii awlol tew git awn heer awn anothur pyooturr…
hmmm…aktchuallee, ai has hoemwerk awn mai pyooturr….sew mai parentlol yoobnitz nawt can taek it awai wifowt meh nawt beeyink ablol tew turn sum hoemwerk inn…..sew ai mite bii ablol tew git sum akksess tew it…….
butt nawt tew weree, mai littlol kitteh….ai’ll git awn heer wun wai oar anuthurr…
[they're taking it away because you missed the bus and they had to drive you? That is incredibly stupid. I mean seriously, just because you missed the bus?]
*crais in Daddeh’s paws aginst his fur*
Taya, iz otay. We is hoem nao, Buddy sez yew kin haev sum of hur fabrite Gushiefudz for yore noms, nd tehn yew kin plae wib hur toyz (fwoggie nd stwing), hab sum snorgls, nd yew kin stae heer az lowng az yew wantz. Ai kin be yore substy toot daddeh, ebben tho ai iz girl.
ai knoe…..
gud nite….
*snifflol*
*snifful* otay…
*gibs Taya a big snorgl nd sum toona nd shwimp gushiefud*
Yew stae wib me nd Buddy?
Yesh *noms the gushifuds*
Gud. Aftur gushifudz yew nd Buddy kin plae wib hur toyz. Then it wil be tiem to put on yore sleepink pantys nd snorgl in bed wib Buddy. Ai cum to bed laetur nd reed yew a storee nd gib yew kissies gud nait.
Ai iz sleepeh…*yawn*
Otay. Yew put on yore sleepink pantys, brutch yore teefs nd wehn yew is reddy ai wil bryng yew a glas ob milk nd tuk yew in.
* puts awn pyjamas, brush teefs*
*tuks teh niec warn blankies arownd Taya. Puts glas ob milk bai teh bed*
Nai nee bais, litlol kitteh. Sweety dreems.
*kissis forehed*
Me nd Buddy be in fore snorgles laytur. Yew go sleepies nao.
Dun leave meh pwease…
Otay, ai iz heer. Yew wont me to reed yew a stowee? Or yew wont me to jist sit on teh bed wiv yew? Ai iz niting a swetur so ai kin does taht kwietlee.
Ai cud tell yew, nd ennywun elst hoo wonts to noes, teh storee of hao Buddy finded hur foreber hoem. Iz niec storee.
Yesh *snorgles wiv Kimkiwi*
oh…adn ai has skaelz…nawt furz…
Happy happy happy happy Birfday!!!
*Opunz bottlol uv shan payne*
*POP*
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∙ ◌∙‰ … ᵟ ☼ ʺ ۞ ☼ ﭦ ͟ ҉ ∞ ☼ ҉ ʺ ۞ ᶣ ∞
҉ ʺ ☼ ᴒ ☼ ʺ ۞ ☼ ﭦ ͟ ҉ ۞ ᶣ ∞ ☼ ○ ◌ ₒ ▫
░ ᵜ ᷂ ᴼ ◦ ᵅ ᵟ ☼ ∙‰ … ᵟ ☼ ʺ ۞ ☼
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*Pourz sham payne intu krystal chapperz fluutez.
*klinkee glassez
Cheez!!
ooo – fank q mai cween!! *sip, sip, sip…pours more, glug, glug, glug* dat wuz gud..hic! oh, hai mai cween – wants sum eyscaek an creem?? hic (UK nawt gud at holding her likker…))
Oh, yesh! fankeez fur deh kake adn iec kremez….
I don’t think u b holding ur likker atawl. It seemz u b swallwering it.
HAPPY BIRFDAY, YUR UNEEQNESS!!!
I hope u is hazzing a wunnurmuss day!!
*hands uniquekitty a big wrapped box wiff brite floofy bow*
It’s National Peanut Brittle Day!! I has maded a big fat batch furr ur burfday!.
*donkey sniffs box*
Mebbeh I shud try sum furst too make sure it r good enuff.
haz yew had it inspektid?? wif awl teh peeenut scare yew cannut bee tew carefoul!!
*hoofs on hips*
EGGskuse meh?????
inSPEKtid????
R u kiddingz meh?
Donkeh giffs no needs too beez INSPECTED!!!!
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*pinches jamamakitty*
*grins slylee*
fank q Kafleen!! yesh, yew kan trai sum nawt sekund! and if yew want, ai haz sum choklit caek and eyescreem. {{{Kafleen}}} haow yew be? ai nebber see yew nemore
I srry.
*hangs hed*
I r nawtee dawnkee. I has teh dawnkee isshoos. I keeps trying
rreeeeeeeelly hardz too getz back heer.
Hapy birfdai, uniquekitty! Hope you hads a gud time, and continues to has a gud time.
Victor Tabbycat lick babeh winged kittun head. No crai, babeh winged kittun! Okthnxbai
Dun leave *pout*
She looks almost exactly like my kitty! Right down to the striped calico pattern.
Iz yur kitteh a wall-walker too?
yew haz stripey kaliko tew? wii haz 2 uf dem! ai lubs teh kalikos, and stripey wuns are teh WIN!!
kitteh praktise for alarm clok job
O noes! Kitteh break law! No take kitteh ta jail! Kitteh can haz alybai? Jail bail?
Teh kitteh woz snorgling on teh bed wib me at teh tiem of teh alleg… arled… uhled… tihng yew is sayink teh kitteh did, ossifer.
Again, cuteness of kitteh tempered by question: How did kitteh end up in that pose?
We had cats that always tried to climb the walls. A better photographer than I, with a good camera and a lot of patience it is not impossible.
How cums we nebbur sees u till u wurried bowt sumfin?
Why u not comes too play an hab fun???
*pouts*
*Handz Kafleen a PARFAY !!
U kin kwit ur pouting now!
yesh, wut seh sed!! an stik aroun fur a liddol while….. tew mush hit n split!!!
tew SHAY!
OOH! Parfay!!!
That’s a great bed! I love Ikea!!!
I’d like a post about how the cat got there, just to be sure he/she wasn’t thrown…
If you go to the photographer’s link you will find it.
Note to self:
Do not put coffee in kittehs breakfuss
hehe Ninja-Cat
The cat on the wall, it is awesome.
matrix kitty hates makin bed
ohai, iz a noo 1 heer.
hao i activ… activi8…
hao i get strtid?
u put lolcat in low gravity room or somthin?
uhhhhhh………… ummmmmmmmm………..dis is important ummmmmmm….. o ya ………………HI. ………………UH
up waht of gravity/
do you people speak normal english. like oh my god slang to the max
i love this sight but my school computer is gay and wont show me the pics hahaha…
Wow you kids are really stupid the way you talk.
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
i dont get it
u guys r wetait
lol no gravity
OMG how he do dat me wanna try
Whoa! teh kitteh get spaec traenin!
LOL that is helareus XD