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Evolutionary step towards world domination Soon, we shall be able to get our own cheezburgrs
teh wurld will b mine. awl mine!
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Opposable Thumbs! I has them!
Now… hand over those cheezeburgers!
Conga Ratz, Maus, on leadin da brayd… er, mack rah may…
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Tew da ty boo teek wif us awl!
*hands Maus a large tray of tiny cheese burgurs that were made using a variety of cheeses and toppings*
All for me? Fanks, Mu!
Um… OK, I’ll share…
*NomNomNomNomNomBUUURRRP!*
oh maus! I’m sew impressed wiff ur manners! Sharing AND a burp ov apprisheation!
Konga Rat shoelaces shun wif de top spot!
And isn’t dis de most bootymus makrameh!
Waltzing down to de tye booteek for drink and noms for all!
W00t!!! Maus, u b at deh head uv deh giant makramay!!! I finkso wii b partying at deh ty booteek dis morning!!!
Party, party, party,
dans, dans, dans!!!!!
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Barkeep!! Chokklit martooneez fur awl deh Cheezee peepz!!!
*takes furst tray of chocklit martoonies frum barkeep*
*offurs wun tew Cween an the peeps*
fankee Princess Mu
*sip sip sip*
*taykes tray of hawt cawfee and mix-ins*
*offers to cheezpeeps who don’t drink at 9AM*
ooh – I’ll hab one – mayks obertime – so much moar fun!
*grabs anuther chocklit-martooni*
obertime becoz ob slow puter is soooooooooooooooooo boooooooooooooooooooring…
*calls computertekkiguyinIT*
I wantz nu supehdupehputer noa!
Aifinksooktkxby
Itteh bitteh kitteh mittehs!
…an next wii wil rool teh Intertubes!
i ,for one, welcome our feline overlords…
Binglol!!
do i win a prize? hmmmm?
*gives sweetpea a burgur an fries awn a golden plate
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*pokepokepoke ad teh fud*
*looks a gift course in da mouf*
oooo, dere’s fried shwimps hiding underneaf teh fries! NOM!
hahaha! gift course… hahahaah!
caerfullls, yer fase may freeeeeeeez like dat…
eben wurse from my classical music stations
‘Remember, yu can tune a piano, but you can’t tune a fish’
:snerk:
Anom!
I’d like to remind them that as a trusted lolcat purrsonality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their catnip fields
ahahah! good wun, Gammacat!
* gives Gammacat a cheeseburgur *
thankee!
nomnomnomnom!
Mii tu!!!
ai haz teh thums
in soviet russia, thums hav YOU!
*giggol* silly!
and hur name is Mittenz!
Hay skwirrlee, Code M.
*snerk*
Fummz!
NOM
But will still need hooman slaves.
Nao hand me teh can openur and awl teh gushifuds!
an operate the can opener!
the gushifoods will be ours!
I’ll have a cheezeburgher wiff baekon plz
Aifinkso
Okthxbye!
*steals a burger from maus’s tray, gives it to nennepus*
Thx – I am berry berry hungry – working overtime… soon to be finnished though!
oh good! den its awl play fur u!
*pssssssst, Princess…
do you have that spare set 0 keys dat run da flyingmashine you gave teh maus? adn can eye borrow dem? my hotwiring skillls are a lil rusty
The Princess, being busy with her graciousnessisty, did not hear the wisper.
okay, come wif me, Lil Rusty, we gotta job to do…
Lil Rusty, just released from the Correkshunlol Insta-Toot, wires the motorenginestartre thinkgamabob.
*vroooooom*
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*flies by and nabs all da cheezbrugers not yet eated by teh maus (who, BTW was eating too fast enyways)*
*frows burgers out da plane- right adn left, MardiGras parade style*
*shouts of: It be raining BURGERS in cheezland!!! Frow me sumfink, Mistah!*
uh ohes, i be low on fyuels. better land dis baybee back at da reese Ikling place where i founded it. wish I had a majic carpet…
Grate story line save SP!
Well, he abused his privliges… sew lawng story short, Mause is back awn his feet ( in new hiking boots ) and the plane wiff the grabby arm is in the process of being rcycled. I hoep this gift will sufice…
* presents Sweetpea wiff a magic carpet ov her very own*
* attaches special grabby arm attachment*
PURRRRFECT!!
*plays wif special grabby arm attachment*
*pushes cerulean button*
POOF!
oooooo a Cerulean Cloaking De-vise!!!
hahah! Glad u liek it
hey! wuznt sweetpea here a minute ago?!?
*goes to luk for sweetpea and trips over invisibul something on floor*
ooof!
* helps up Gammacat*
thankee again Princess Mu! ai need to lay off the martoonies
in the morning!
or just use this solar powered hover sudan chare… I find it very helpful
This must be the BIGGEST Mackramay EBBER!
Great Minds! Heehee
A 10 wai Makramay!
12? Duz yew count Maus as wun or two?
Yu iz rite upfi! Alla peeps be super fast todai!
menny menny grate minds to be tinking almost alikes!
Ai fink teh rekord iz nientean!
This one is twelve, if you count comments-on-comments. And yes, the record, IIRC, was 19 for MaryO’s “Welcome Back” party…
we shud get that one put on mj’s site!
I haz deh parade fur Janet on deh Cryer….. in deh Lore adn Legendz page … it went on fur THREE LOLz
Otay, way 2 go, then …
and, i finkso , it has da record for moast comments. could’ve been bork’d by now, dough, dunno. ‘Twas da best party i ebber had.
Sheesh, that has to be wun of the biggest macrame fingies ever! Is there a record we is aimin to break?
i think wii had 18 wunst on a race….. but dis wuzn’t a race!
Aifinks enuff tu macrame a plant holder! *kk4 starts tu macrame* over..under..over..add bead..over…tie..under…over…add bead…
ai hoep taht noe picksels were harmed in teh maeking ov diz lol!
*snurt*
Kitteh Critic Gibs this Pic Tew fumbs ub!
*giggol*
ftw komint catslave!
Pterodacktyl Kitteh bees pterodacktyl!!!!
Ackshullee, I finkso iz polydaktyl. Pterodaktyl iz dinosore, aifinkso.
Iz tru, but boff of dem haz manee pointee endz, yesh?
Dear CeilingCat, NOOOOOO!!!!…If there was polydactyl pterodactyl kittehs, we would be in some deep you-know-what….Winged cats with opposable thumbs?!?!?!?! My little monsters do enough flying around the apartment WITHOUT wings, why would i want them dive bombing me, each other and my remaining appliances!?
*imagines my BC flying ’round the house*
*faints*
thud!
*snerk**
So, how are teh Spooklets dese dayz?
bigger, noisier…still very cute, i’ve found a home for Fox and have one pending for Rudie…still need to find someone who will take Snowflake and Butterscotch as a pair…they have that funky twin bond thing going on….As for Spooky herself, she and the evil queen Tonya-kitteh have finally started getting along now neither of them will tolerate any further attempts at nursing from the kids….and Pixie has gone from being the smallest of the bunch to the biggest and now has teh gigantik feets to go with those parasail ears of hers
CKK, I luvs it! Pterodacktyl Kittehs FTW!
*envisions kittens with wings zoomin awl over teh playce*
*thinks abowt teh litter box issues, suddenly has a bit uv a wurry*
kittehs + wings = NEEDZ MOAR UMBRELLAZ
Pink monkeh, I will spare Uz if gibes me some toona rite now
Sure, sure, you got them big ol’ kittymitts, good for you.
Let’s see you at a keyboard.
hahah! *givs Teho a cheese burger*
NOM.
Thanks, was rather peckish.
*sits down at keyboard, plays hart-brakingly beautiful rendition of “Moonlight Sonata”*
*swoon*
{{{{LCB}}}} It’s tyme 4 ur song agin! Luk up fred! *schmoos from Upfi*
*gives upfi a hug, hums a little tune*
*gibes LCB a HUUUUUGGGGGG!!!!!, hums a little tune*
hay DK- did u see my commint on teh last lol??
*runs bak to last fred*
Okays, chek ur messijs!
red and deleted, ur turn now!!
Otay, ai redded ur messij, den ai eeted it.
*luks for Tums*
Oooooh, it wurked! It WURKED! Teh tee arr ohh ell ell named Necro47 is GONE!!! He waz here when teh LOL started and a bare 3 ours later he is GONE! Hooray!!! *happifeeler*
I call dis teh CHAT maneuver. CHAT means cat in Fronsch and is acrow … ack … short wurd for Cheezpeeps Hug Against Trolls. Whaddaya fink?
Way to go, Upfi! I been lurkin’ arond here, an dat T-arr-o-double hockey sticks guy was VERRY rood! Tank yew fur remoobin’ him, howsomeever you did it. BTW – Long ago, bak, WAY bak wenn, you put a recipe on heer, I tink it wuz fur a carot-cake, an I tried it, and it was DELISH! Tank you agin!
Oh hai 3LittlKitties! Pweezed to meet u! Ai put a ressipee here? Dun remembars! But glad u laiked it!
Upfi! Ai nawt see yew fur a lawt ov wiles! {{{{{{{upfi}}}}}}}}
Parrothead!!! *tickles a colorful wingtip wif a feeler*
Ai has been away on a seminar to lurn sumfink. Nao ai is back!
Not YOU, silly.
…wait, that can’t be you, can it?
Well anyway.
[begins playing fartbreakingly beautiful rendition of Moonlight Snotta]
*requests Theo to play Classical Gas next*
…and then how about a little Air on a G String?
No, seriously. http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_on_the_G_String
Shure, as long as we r not required to dress for it!
*recalls resent conversashun about diamond thongs*
And b/c next on ur playlist, I see, is Butt Scootin Boogie.
AKA “Air for Strings and Continuo in D major”.
Farewell to armz, Ohai tew thumbs!
:heddesk: AND :faispaw:
gud wun PH!
have some cawfee or martoonies!
Othanx, ai will hab martoonie, is passed lunshtyme here. **sipsipsip** Um, nommy! **glugluglug** One moar pleez?
*hands parrothead another martoonie*
careful! I ended up falling all over the place!
my low tolerance, let me show yew it!
**sisipsipsip** Fanks, gammacat! Ai will sip dis wun, cents ai am at pleh wurk eben dough itz snowing! **powtyfais** **refinks dis sityewashun** **glugluglug** Ai nawt hab dat low tolerance fing, fourchewnuttley.
Good one, ph!!
Ohi kk4! Fankees! Ai lubs dose hemingway catz, ai wuz DIS close to adoptin wun dat came intew our loclol pound, butt sumwun beet me tew it. **sadfais** Ai alwayz keep an lukowt fur dem.
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PH – Kin u tayle me why u finkso I nawt lyk u?
Ai can’t ‘membur nao! Wuz summfing wen yew were sik, but ai can’t membur, ai know mai pewtur wuz bean weerd dat nite. But do nawt wurree, ai lubs yew eneeway! **schmoo** Yew feelin beddur?
{{{PH}}} I nawt lyk u. I LUBS u!
Yesh, I’m feline beddur 2day. Still hoam frum werk, tho. This tiem, due to teh snow/ice awn teh grown. Pleh!
bettur safe at home than out driving innit wif teh crazee peoples!
I did go owtsyde an CHIZZLOLED teh ice awf my car!
Wii reely cud go skatin awn sum thin ice owt dere! I had to slam teh heels of my boots in2 teh ice nawt-sekkund, to be ablol to stand up wifowt slydin awl ober teh playse.
I lubs my LLBean boots.
ANOM! **sew why am ai at wurk?**
heer coms burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz an lurkurfrenz but not teh trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! today iz being teh burfday ob Ferso!! an if it iz yor burfday, tell us abowt it heer! i haz bringd tasty fudjy hommaed burfday caeks, iskreem, fizzy frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags wif yoyos taht wissle wen tehy yoyo, liddle mini handheld video gamez wher teh trolz are falling frum teh sky an yoo shoots teh cheezburgers at tehm!! kandeez, an puffy fishy stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes com troo!
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Anom BF!
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* hammers “Plz tu NAWT feed teh Tee-Arr-Ohh-Ell-Ells” sign intu teh grownd bai teh entrunce tu cheezland *
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Dey is liek teh adbertising, yu nose… iffn yu juss eggnores dem, dey wheel get bored adn go awai. Uh huh, yesh.
ohai GP!
martoonie or cawfee?
Ohai! Aifinkso ai wheel has… umm… err… so manee choyses… umm… cawfee plz! Yu has sum Mocha bak dere? wib chokklit spwinkles?
of corse!
*holds out tray wif sprinklols, mocha, whippe creem, etc etc*
ooo… * taeks Mocha, adds spwinklols * Hay! Ware teh biscotti is? pfft…
aren’t you impatient this morning!
ai onlee has tew paws tew hold the trays
*holds out tray wif assorted biscott*
fresh outta the oven!
* lukks at gammacat stud awn won leg wib tray ob dwinks in won paw, tray ob biscotti in otter paw adn spwinkles in otter paw *
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* has a temptayshun tu ticklol gammacat *
GP when r teh cocomonutts bein delivered for my booth?
I thot teh swallows was sposed to has them here yesterday!
Whut? WHUT? Dey is nawt heer yet??? O wayt, deed mai layzee Phlonquais yoose Afrikan oar Yooropean Swallows?
On behalf ov the Peepulls fur teh Efikal Treetmint ov Cocomonutts, I hope these cocmonutts are treeted Efikally. And Kindly.
Well at least until the booth opuns.. *snert*
To kwote one of our favrit movies here:
Get used to disappointmint.
Been dere. Dun dat.
Warin teh t-shirt.
obveyuslee a bunch 0 nuts.
to clarify: teh PftETC
!cCRAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Splat!
*coconut mat on door step drips wif fake cocomutt watah*
oh nooooooooooooes! i see da air or 0 my wayz!
*brings pair o coconut shells, bags 0 shredded baker’s cocomutz, adn misellaneous mounds/almund joi bar wrapperz out inna beeeeeeeg bag adn donatez dem to
Pft ETC for demonstrashun purpoises*
epilog:
*the porpoises swim over to luk adn go “Hunh?”*
Hey!! Ouch!! Wai U dropping dose cocomonuts heer?! Dey is fur teh Skwirll At teh safari park!! stoopy swallols.
OH Leeza!! U luking fur dees cocomonuts? Dey dropping awn teh NB hawt tubs!!
U inna hawt tub wifowt me?
**goez to cry in privit**
* slow, sad hedshake *
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Red, plz tu get out ob teh hedge…
**crawl owt of bushes, goes to cry sumware eles**
noes, not in teh shrubbery eether!
ackshully, no cryin atall!
he wuz by hisself red… promiss!
*crosses hart*
Pleez tu bring meh a shrubbery!
Hands kk4 a juniper bush.
Smells liek gin…mmmm
Nawt Tu Crie rhsb. Ai wuz gunna prize U wif teh drinks adn noms!
Ai wanted tu maek shur teh shampers was chilled. Adn teh chocolit cuvred stawberris wuz reddi!
**luuks at WRr wif red poofy eies**
U shure? U nawt lyin 2 me, are u?
Yoo’d beddur chek wif Leeza awn dat wun…
*hedbats DK*
U is selling me owt??
I kno, DK. Dis iz nawt teh nawt-sekkund tiem hur has stolded a man from me.
**sigh**
I gess I nawt gots wut it taykes to compeet wif teh blonde skwirlol.
Ai tolded U b4 red, Ai nawt liek teh blonde if der is a redhed inna nayborhood.
**raises i-brow**
Rly?
**frows away Marilyn Monroe wig**
i izn’t even blonde anymore.
GP haz dyed me purplol.
At leest u match ur noo kwilt skware.
I wish my kwilt skware wuz bloo insted of green. I lyk bloo bedderer.
* Sniffs skwirll. taste tests teh purplol dye *
Izz Nawt Dye. iz teh graype joose. U just needs teh baf adn teh purplol iz gone.
hay!
I duz not have a flavr!!
Wii finds owt.
* picks skwirl up and frow inna hawt tub. Grabs RHSBs paw *
Now where is that fyreplaes wif teh snorggly rug?
*holds up teh borked bottlol uf mumms. and teh squashed stawberris*
See, Ai habbed tehm, but teh cocomonuts mashed dem.
*snif* but between teh elebenty-lifetime extenshun on teh contrakt for rhsb’s burfday wish an teh lissensing feez on all teh KYOOT fings, trolz iz all i kan afford any more
*snif*
*pat BF gentlee on teh bak*
there there.. u can has bailowt.
u is much more impawtent than teh car industry ifinkso!!
*nods nods* Birfday fairy always gives back, unlike doze who gots da bailout munees!!
*snif* fank yooz *snif* *wipes noze on wun ob herz sparkly wingz* i promis to only uze it for gud *wunders if her shuld invest teh baylowt in a factree wher trolz are forced to make kyoot fings for burfday goodie bags all day long*
Teh fairy tale creatures always has a dark sied.
Eggsalad idea!! Mebbe one of da trolls will hold up kitty stikker wif googly eyes and da cuteness will wash over troll and changes his ways. If nawt, den dey kin toil an slave in da factree wat has no heets in da winter an noe cool airs in da summer.
ooo!
*snatchez a troll destroyeur video game*
*pew pew pew pew pew*
Wut kinda wepun shootz cheezburgurs? **Ansurs self** Wun dat goes “pew pew pew pew pew”
iz a cheezburgur cannon, ob corse!
kitteh can has hitch-hiking naow?
ohai turtlol! we was thinking ov u last night on the slowest mission evur pic…
* scamper scamper scamper *
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Otay, lemme sea… Micrololfone? Check. Soapbox? Check. Bebbeh Animlols? Check.
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* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK weeeeek weeeeek weeeek *
Ohai Cheezfrends! Ai can has yur Tenshuns, plz? Fankies.
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Nao, as yu nose ai has bin preparing teh nawt sekkund Cheezland Safareh Park heer in lolcatburglars bakk garden fur sum thyme nao, adn adn adn wii wus gonna bii awl reddy tu openify last weeek weeek weeek unteel stoopy Mick let teh Rabid Weesuls run awl ober teh plaice adn maek a mess!
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Well, teh gud gnus is… prepare yurselbes… Wii can has teh Belated Grand Opening tihs Fridai!!! Oh yesh yesh yesh! Fur ownlee Elebenty Munnies eech (haff pryce fur teh kidlets) yu can has gyded tour ob teh Safareh Park adn sea awl teh un-maze-ing animlols hu lib heer in cheezland! Oh, adn ob corse eet wud nawt be a Guinness Piggeh (c) ebent wibowt a Hyooge Surprise…
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* holds up Bebbeh Meerkat *
OMCC! Lookit! Lookit taht fais! Hurr is a gnu adishun tu teh park – wii is hoping tu start a breeding programme!
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* holds up Bebbeh Ocelot *
ooo… sawft… but awlso poyntee…! Deed yu no dese byootimuss animlols in teh dayngered? Oh yesh yesh yesh!
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* holds up berry berry rare, hardlee ebber seed, Purplol Skwirrl *
* shrugs * Umm, wii is nawt kwite shore whut tu maek ob tihs…
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Otay, nao yur harts arr fishuntlee meltyfied… Awl teh munnies raysed bai teh Safareh Park wheel go tu halping buy gushifuds, crunklifuds, toys, blankies adn eben builolding gnu sank… cinq… saif plaises fur dese littlol animlols tu lib awf saif adn warm adn happee!
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But wayt, dere is moar! Dere wheel awlso be gaymes, soobeneer stands, Dunk-a-Celebrity, drinks, fuds adn eben a speshul surprise from nun otter tahn Mick ‘teh Lips’ Jaggeh himself!!!
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Teh gaytes open at 6am Cheezthyme tihs Fridai 30nd Janyooairy (taht is 5pm TTI thyme adn mumble mumble Merica thyme)! Teh nawt sekkund tour wheel startify at 06:30 Cheezthyme adn wheel moobe awn tu a gnu zibit ebbery 15 minits so plz tu trai and keep up!
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Teh gaymes, fud stawls adn Dunk-a-Celebrity wheel stai open awl dai! Oh, adn iffn dere is thyme, wii can has a berry BERRY speshul tour gyde hu wheel taek yu up in teh Cayblol Cars ober teh berry BERRY seekret zibit… * has an egg sighted *
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Otay, plz tu ask anee kweshuns yu mai has – fankies!
Hao did teh skwirrll git purplol?
**open umbrelolla ober self and GP, prepared for the rain of terror dat will no dowt follow dat commnit**
[hides merlot decanter & squirrel harness behind back]
[whistles tunelessly]
U know I prefers teh peenut noir!
Stay away frum teh peenuts! Dey iz teh dedlee!
Well, the orange ones, anyway.
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Circus_Peanuts.jpg
w00t! i look forward tew it GP. I’ve been hanging owt in my silk pavilion waiting fur the big day.
*Hands GP a kabob*
The extra tyme has allowed meh tew procure some lovely acrutramints
* asks the YNG’s tew begin packing up tew head fur the Safari park opening*
mmmMMMmmm * noms kabob *
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* eyes acutramints * Berry nyce, Mu… plz tu directify yur YNG’s ober dere * points ober dere *
*narrows eyes*
careful!
*hands skwirrlgrrl GPs anti-wrinklol creme*
remember, around the eyes onlee!
* applies creem * Hay! Hold still! Yu want eet in yur eyes agen??? Yu nose whut happened lass thyme yu went stumbloling arownd wib blynded eyes…
Ifinkso u used teh cheep creem!
*luks at label*
*sez ‘maded in Chyna*
Ak! U knows I need teh gud stuffs! I has teh sensitive skin!
* lukks at label awn skwirrl *
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“Maed in Merica”
“Donut get wet”
“Donut feed affer Midnite”
“Tumblol Drai”
*luks down at self*
now how did I end up wif Mick’s shirt on?
oh yesh, he was doing laundry down at teh Duds N Suds teh same time as me.
Dat stoopy Mick. NOW I know wut happent to my nise unnerwares!!
Duz taht meen ur waring Mick’s… dimond fong?!?!?!?!?!?
am I gonna have to hedbat u AGAIN??
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remembur… if I is waring Mick’s dimond fong, U is waring Mick’s dimond fong….
Ew ew ew!!! Hims lips R bad enuf, let aloen hims fong!
Dis gibs a hole gnu meening to ‘diamond encrusted.’ **walks to NB gagging* a liddlol*
Talk bout diamonds in da ruff!!
people!!
Teh point being, Mick may be waring MY unnerwares, but me and DK r sertinly not waring HIS!
*snkrs*
dat meens yer cumandough?
DRATS.
I shudda known someone wud figure taht out…
Bedder watch dat zipper den!
wot u laffing for?
If I is commandough, U is commandough…
WHERE did all de babeeh aminols cum frum? and where
are there mutthers?
*narrows eyes at GP*
**applies rinklol creem to gammacat** **wispurs** Aifinkso dey are orfuns.
*wispurrs bak*
yesh, butt (tee hee) did GP hav anyfing to do wif the orfining?
an dis better not be the cheep creem!
Iz deh gud creem! **wispurs** Ai ‘borrowed’ it frum leeza-b.
Is otay, sum be orfins frum teh cheezland animlol shelturs adn sum be teh bebbehs bornded heer. Dey is awl saif adn warm adn dere is no nefarious biznizz going awn, ai promiss! Lookit, lookit tihs fais * holds up self * wud tihs fais lie tu yu?
wut is ur definishun of ‘lie’?
* hands leeza a dikshunree *
*luks at dikshunree*
*sez ‘Maded in Chyna’*
* hedbats leeza wib Chyneeze Dikshunree *
* holds up picshore cards *
ow! I alreddy had a hedake!
*starts to crai*
Dew nat crai skwirrgrrl!!! Yur purplol dye will run! **pats swwirrl awn back, gibs meen luk tew GP**
*big wet sniffuls*
aftur all teh werk I has done….
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and luk, up tehre.. teh Burfdai Fairy is out of funds, she can’t grant enymore wishes, due to all teh
extorshun munnieslisensing fees she had to pay him…..
I fink she is gonna have to ask for a (gasp) BAILOWT!
**startz bailng**
*holds up copy of brilliantly colour’d cookbook: 365 ways to Prepare Cui*
Hey, guyz! Letz sell deez azza fun draiser!!!!!!
*gets owt pencil & lil notebook*
I am taking orderz now, form an organ iced queueueueu.
**narrows eyes wif wurree** But hao are dey orphuns if dey were borned here?
Uff… has yu bean tayking teh sayme meds as teh purplol skwirrl?
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Sum ob teh bebbehs is teh orfins frum teh cheezland animlol shelturs.
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Otter bebbeh animlols has bean bornded heer adn dey libs wib dere parunts… dey is nawt teh orfins…
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Plz tu trust meh, no animlols has bean harmed in teh maky ob tihs nownsmint… well, mebbeh a troll but but but hu cares?
Oaisea! Calm down, liddlol piggeh. We nose yew wud nawt hurt bebbeh animlols. Ai did nawt no we had parrunt animlols dere, prolly becuz ai haz nawt had teh tour! {{{{{{Guinness Piggeh}}}}}} **wipes suspishus purlol dye awf** Mick gibbed dem meds, sayed dey make me fly highur! Dis wun makez yew lajer, and dis wun makes yew small.
*purplol*
ah yesh but tihs won does notting at awl!
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Alice ref, FTW!
Hehe. Oh Oh Oh Oh **horshak mode awf** GP, aifinkso yew were nawt on teh day ai wuz reedin a Deen Koontz buk dat sayed, ‘Dogs would almost always tell the truth, but birds would often lie and guinea pigs would be earnest but prone to eggxageration* Dis hemingway cat remyndid me ov dat. Shud we start callin yu earnest?
Is teh vry sad. Their mommehs and daddehs died from excess eye wrinklols.
Ah dere yu is! Ai has bean holding down teh fort AWL BAI MAISELF!
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Ai had tu fite a Troll, get teh purplol die awf leeza (dun ask!), get mai own cawfee adn biscotti… adn yu cawls yurself a Phlonquais! pfft…
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O, wayt…
Purplol skwerl, u say. Hmmm, I wonder where u sawr that…
*rubs chin thotfully*
*no, not ur chin, a chin I finded in teh street*
I wud snerk, but I is teh purplol skwirrl, apparently.
oye! ai gab u cawfee adn biscotti!
what am i, chopped gushifud?
OMCC! Ai reportified teh laytest Tee-Arr-Ohh-Ell-Ell hu wanted tu be teh horriblol tu teh beeg cheezes adn adn adn teh Grate adn Powerfloof Tofuburger hurrself juss emayo’d meh bal tu say hii has bean deletefied adn wheel be moderated frum nao awn!!!!elebenty!!!!
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Nao, iffn yu is a Troll adn yu is finky ob bean horriblol – teh sayme wheel happen tu yu… Fancy being Moderated everywhere you go??? Or perhaps you’d like to play nice… The choice is yours.
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Otay cheezfrends – plz tu NAWT feed teh Trolls, juss reportify dem iffn ai donut sea dem nawt sekkund adn dey wheel be gone FUR EBBER!!!!
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* weeeek weeeek weeeek *
* scamper scamper scamper *
yeah for GP an tofuburger
yeah for der powerfloofness!
*dans dans dans*
*twirl twirl twir…*
crash! thud!
whoops, dropped the biscotti tray! goot thing it was emtee!
ai haytez 2 warnify ebberywun, but ai iz afrayd we may be in foar a loooong haul wiv teh trollz…
the trollz sumtymes coord… codr… get together an plan attax onna specifik website. an if tehy haz success onna website — an BTW “success” heer can meen getting ur commints remuuved — tehy goez an bragz to teihr trolly akwaintenses an sez, “go heer an troll!”
teh onlee way to deel wiv trollz is NAWT to deel wiv tehm: Trolls are nothing without attention… The best response from fellow members of the group is simply to ignore it.
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oh, an ai haz maded a lol onna subjek:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3243873
Butt ai must say ai enjoyhed teh Crapture’s response…!!!
ai mystified it… in fact, ai mystified moast uv teh trolly stuff onna weekend. ai guess ai just saw teh beginning uv it, but that wuz enuf!
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but ai also saw sumwun (mebbe yesterday?) who luuked lyke tehy wuz impersonating another person’s ID (Melissa) an taht iz alsew a troll thing. so ai haz a wurried taht teh trollz haz desyded to pik onna cheezburgerz.
mmmmh, David Tennant!
good lol, tessm
fankyoo!
*timidly raises paw*
Izzit okay to offer dem the custo Mary orange maus:
e.g. “Here, have an orange mouse.” We know what it means, maybe they do, maybe they don’t…dozen matter.
U is bery rite, tessm. Cweenmj and LCB habs cum up wif njoo idea. LCB has writted a byootimus troll song and cweenmj habs passed as a law dat we is nawt to talk to teh trolls. Instead, we is to hug teh nearest cheezfrend and sing LCBs song (click LCB’s bloo nayme to reed teh poetick wurds).
oh, OK! ai did nawt noes it wuz noo rool. duz taht meen we haz tree roolz naow?
1. play nyse!
2. donut use teh f-wurd onna nawt-sekkund commints
3. donut ever feed teh trollz — insted hug cheezfrenz and sing LCB’s song!
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altho ai lyke SP’s idea uv gibbing tehm teh ornj mousies!
Telling them u is gonna give them a mousie is teh same as giving them teh antidote to teh mousie at teh same time.
So don’t tell them, just quietly slip one in their fuds.
and if that duzzn’t werk, slip some debreefing fluid into their drinks.
*fayntes*
house dis:
conspiratorial voiceover: We have secretly substitoot’d fillindablank’s fud wif a noranj mouse. Think It will notice the change?
hee hee… take THAT stoopy troll!
u warns them, but do they ever lissen?
yes, I do love a good gloat onst in a wile!
**holds owt plate for some gloat** Ai hab nebber tried dis!
YAY! YAY!!! YAY!!! Towsts and danses!
**ponders hao a tofuburger got to be sush a big cheez**
Hooray fur GP!!
Teh hoomans r inn beeeeeg trubble aifinkso!
Wut do we wants?
FUMS!
When do we wants dem?
NAO!! Or wif in elebenty billion years, depending on teh evolutions.
i knoes a kitteh wit fums liek dis
Ai has a foster kitteh wif fums liek dese too!
Ai call her Miss Big Mitts
Aifinks is kitteh wif xtra fingers.
Uh-oh. Our days are numbered.
Om nom nom.. cheezburger…
this cat is awesome!
Cat in the Rain
My god, what is that? That cat has hands!
Those are dewclaws, usually result from inbreeding. That cat is a whiskey tango redneck baby.
Uninformed commenter is uninformed.
Polydactyl kittehs are frum Ernest Hemingway bloodline.
No moar inbred than other characteristics, such as teh Scottish folds, curls, etc.
Polydactyl cats are commonly called “Hemingway cats” because Hemingway had a polydactyl cat that he was rather fond of from which the Hemingway colony sprung (about half of which are now polydactyl). But ALL polydactyl cats are NOT ancestors of Hemingway’s cat. Far from it.
Hear in Norway they be called ships cats – usually tux-kittehs! A friend ob mine had one called Skippern – norwegian for Popey
ITS NIGHT
poor wittle kitteh……i no likah da inbreeding
Teh thumz can show up at randum. Kitties wit mitties need no pitees, tey takes whut tey wantz!
My PJ had teh thumz. She took all teh bloo Jelly Bellies out of teh jar wit teh powah ov teh thumz. Nommed evry won of em, didunt even share!
Lol!
Nawt xactly randoms. Yur PJ is kin to Ernest Hemingway’s kittehs!
see my post above
Hemingway’s cat was not the first polydactyl cat, by any means. Nor are all polydactyl cats part of his cat’s lineage. Not nearly. The term “Hemingway cat” is used generically to refer to polydactyl cats, the very, very vast majority of which are not at all related to Hemingway’s polydactyl cat.
hey you are missing the point!!!! check out the link about LOL talk…. your caption ought to read something like:
evulutnari stepz to vorld dominatschn: soon we can has our cheezburgerz!!!
I can has kitteh with thumbs?
this is called a hemingway cat they are only found in hemingway house in key west florida sort of an interesting story u should look it up
I has a pahleh… polli… polydactyl kitteh, too!
Thumbz up 4 thumbz!
heey i has a kitteh jus like dis one!
If you really wanted to scare people, you should’ve added a can opener to the picture, between the 2 “hands”. Or a set of car keys.
polydactyls FTW!!!!
i love my poly
i like to call my kitteh “Logan” (like wulvereene)
she curaaaazeeeee kitteh!!
.. Seriously people.. would you laugh at a person with deformed hands? This is sad not funny
DAT CAS HANDS THEY LOOK LIKE TEDDYS HANDS WHO AGREES? (PLZ REPLY PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZ)
ohhhh sorry bout caps hehheh…
My cat has paws like those! <3
my cat haz 20 toes all2gether
Hey, congratulations on being a douchenozzle there, Speedy…nice name too…Necro47…is that a combo of your hobby and the number of times you’ve committed it? I’m not sure i’d advertise that sort of thing…just saying. In the meantime, you spawn of an unclean c**k-socket, nobody twisted your f**king arm to come trolling here, so do please go get cancer somewhere and huff some car exhaust along the way, thxbai. (Srsly, the nerve of these assclowns…comes here specifically to BE A F***ING TROLL and has the gall to b**ch about the regular commenters….what a tool)
yeah! what you said!!!!