Covert Ops: Slowest. Mission. Ever.
mah mishun iz 2 has teh slowest nom ever.
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We goze ata snalez pais.
ohai LAdy!! {{{ladymonde}}}
*Offurs Lady ov the green shoe a gift *
A basket of figs, semi soft cheeses, apples and pears, attached is a magicaly cool bottle pino gregio (both items are nevur ending, sew there is always enough)
Oh, fankz fur awl da guddiez. Iz getting dat tiem ub dai tu be getting hongreez. Yu finkso turtlol iz trabbuling inky neato?
But da wp gibbed me da dai orf so ai apeer wif da Arly insted ub mai greneshu.{{{{{Princess Mu}}}}}
oh yes, must be inky neato
nervous turtlol likes tew has as mutch armor as she can carry!
its turtlol! hey gurl!
Ohai, turtlol! **waves**
I lubs ur hat!
Ai tink Ai haz seen dis turlol b4; at dat time dey wuz wearin a daisy anna peace sign on teh helmit.
i think she still at werks……..
mai be she come hoem soon?
i lefted message ….. but i tink weird press eeted it
At teh rate hur iz moovin in dat pikshur, hur nawt be gettin hoam enny tiem soon.
heehee!
oh, hur getting hoam, tru teh sno….
but Ai feelz famus!
an dismember: slo and steddy wins teh…missun!
YAY fur armored turtlol!! hee!
speed bump…
Yikes!
iz otay – ai nawt hit him!
fanks!
lolturtl
tortlol
Hup, tew, chree, for
I’ll get there but it’s a snore!
hahah! ohai D.R. !
*offurs a nice selection from the nevur ending basket of fruit, wine and cheese noms*
Oh thank u! Don’t mind if I do. Nom nom nom
Uh, this was suppose ta go wit Princess Mu’s comment next to mah other comment. Sorries!
its okeh, u am there. wurd press just sux
Yeah, tell me about it
Iz also membur of Slow Talkers of America.
Donut maek him mad. Teh Turtlol Armee is advansink on yore toawn as wee speek. ETA – sum tiem in teh elebenty sekkund senturee.
haha! Ohai Kimi
* offurs sum nyce noms frum the basket*
*poors a glass of magikly cool pino gregio*
njoi!
*clink!*
Ohai Pricessmu, thx for teh dwinkies nd nommies.
Iz tihs be teh piktur of teh bebbeh turlol yew toled me tew kary insted of teh insekuritys? Cos ai liek tihs piktur mutch bettur tahn teh nastee pleh horublol ‘ai no liek myslefs nd no wun elst liek me’ insekuritys.
yup, but dis be ownly wun of de insecurity replaceurs. there am a whol esquad~!
yew gots teh…
animlols, babeh
bats, petiet
cats, ov teh Kitten variety
D…
donuts, pikturs of
Eggies, soft boiloled wib toastee soldyurs (for nommin)
Fwends, cheezfwends nd IRL fwends
Goggies – pikturs of bebbeh wuns
Hiplolpotamisses – cos tehy makes tew laff
I….
iguanahanas wiff fancy skin
Jelly fish wiff pretty electric colors
kittehs, oranj (nawtt poisin wuns)
L…
Lolrusses, wib ore wibowt bukkits
Manatees, hugh g wuns (Hai Hugh)
Nooziland kittehs (iffin yew arsk tessm seh tihnks tehy is orl blak n whyte)
Osselot, cyoot wuns (wich is orl of tehm)
Panduh bairs
Quokkas (orstralyan mars hoopials abit liek wombatts)
R…
Seals, adorabul babeh wuns
tiger kittehns!!!
underachiving baby burds (still n nest)
very young aligators
warm chincillias
X…
Xtree marks off fore forgetink teh R
YNGs, ob corse
Zeebwas, cos ai lieks tehm too.
oooh – noting on R?!? :-S
*thinking hard…*
Rummaging bebbeh meercats, playing silleh in their den…
hahah! I did 4git de R
Nawt 2 wurreh… Nennepus gottid it!
Hay! Dose are MY insekuritees!
Why U carryin em?
yur insekurities! aye thot they were myne!
Nope, I’m purty shure dere mien.
Ifn dey nawt mien, dey shure haz been hangin arown me alot latelee!
Sumetymes seems lyk BC iz libbin awn my shoulder, whispurrin in my eer, kwim?
Nobodee lyk me
Eberbodee haet me
I’m gonne eet sum wormz
Short fat joosy wuns
Lawng skinnee slimee wuns
Itzy bitzy fuzzy wuzzy wormz
Nawt-sekkund byte teh hed awf
Den suk teh guts up
**schlurps**
Oooh hao dey wigglol an skwirm
Short fat joosy wuns
Lawng skinnee slimee wuns
Itzy bitzy fuzzy wuzzy wormz
Ai haz teh recipe fur frying dem wumrs if U wantz it. Wii hadded tehm wun tyme at teh wyld game feed.
No fanks, I’ll pass.
I iz doin well to keep my dinnur down az it iz.
Mebbe teh Princess wud be innerested inna recipe? Hur iz teh goormay cook of Cheezland.
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Meenwhiel, I’m gonna say Gud Nite foar now.
‘Nite frenz!
Turtlols luv eetin wormz
dis iz twoo! Ai has 4 bebbeh turtlols at mai hows and teh LUBS tu
nom teh werms. Teh wriggleeur, teh bedder! yum!
dey kould b anibuddies , probly evurybuddies
Ohai rhsb, ai leeved yew a kommit a cupla daez ago – ai donut noes iffin yew reeded it?
Ohai, kimkiwi!
Ware did you leev it? Awn my profyle? Inna thred?
It woz innafred butt (snikr) ai kin merembur it. Yew seded yew woz tihnkink “wot gui wil ebber want me?” nd ai sed taht, nsted of tihnkink wot gui wil ebber want me, tihnk to yoreslef, wot gui wil ai want wehn ai am reddy. Nd orlso, teh yewkneevurs lubs yew so yew DOES NOT haev teh purrmishin to nawt liek yoreself.
Otay?
Awwww, dat wuz berry sweet. Fanks. {{{kimkiwi}}}
It jes seemz lyk teh oddz are aginst me, ya kno?
O jes, ai noes taht feelink airy wel – ai spended moast of larst yeer wib teh teriblol insekuritys nd haytink myslef a lot.
Mai meditayshun teechr woz teh wun hoo tolded me abowt teh not haevink purrmishin to noes liek me.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
ai shuld put that onna ring. it wuld go with the one I got that says
‘worry is not preparation’
Iz not???? Wai nowun tellz me tihs, hmmmm?
I liek that! verry cool
Iz liek “Lak ob preparayshun on yore part duz not consteetuute a mergensee on mai part.”
sumhow bossez duzn’t kaer fur dat saying…
*curtsees naicely*
Ohay mai cween. Hao are yew?
I b dewing ok. howz thingz in ur korner uv deh whirrld?
Iz kold nd raynink heer todae – we haev had lotz of teh sunshyne tho, nd it be tew hot for teh kittehs wib teh furr koatz – Buddy DOES NOT WANT teh tew hot.
Ai iz gud – buzzee wib twerk nd teh bizniz butt (hee hee) ai haz startid nitink a swetur nd haz phinist teh bak orlreddee.
Ai woz sowwee to reed taht yore mumkitteh be sik. Ai send happee forts.
Fankerz. She b gitting bedder. I b sew glad mai bro adn SIL gotted dere and tukkted keer uv thingz. She b 85 adn Dad b 88. Dey b gitting up in deh yrz.
Iz gud seh gettink bettur. Mai mumkitteh is 72 nd mai dadkitteh is 75 – ai is teh only bebbehkitteh nd ai libs at ovver end of nooziland, sow sumtiems ai wurree. Butt (snkir) teh haz lotz of fwends hoo luks abter tehm.
Having deh frends in deh town b gud fur deh folkz. Deh haz peepz deh noez fur yrs adn yrz adn yrz. I b glad dehy haz deh gud frenz.
Mai dadkitteh wud liek to moev daown heer cos tihs be weer he growd up. But most of his owld fwends be moevd or passt on nd he forgetteds tihs – he tihnks he iz stil teenagur. Mumkitteh sez too kowd heer nd seh no moev.
Turtlol sneeks Up awn U.
**sneeks up awn WRr wif full bottlol of seltzer**
**emptees bottlol awn him**
GOTCHA!!!
* Taeks teh soggy piece uf caek ai wuz eeting and frows it at rhsb hitting hurz inna hares. *
*mop mop mop*
Eeewww…..I just warshed my hares today.
U shure bein meen to a woman who been sik.
**pouts, stikin owt lower lip**
Carefull…..u nawt be niser, I BREEVE awn u!
U nawt tu sik, U would be at teh meadow. So, u nawt tu sik nawt tu teesel.
verrrryyyy slooooowwwllllyyyy
But beeeeeeeeeerrreeee Shuuuuuuurrrrrrrllleeee!
Berry intresting, maibe…… Aifinkso peepulz bin kumplaning abowt Dr Tinycat cumz wen profile paje nawt wurking. Now iz just saing ” Service not Available” I finkso da Cheezez ar owt to dindin oar sumfingz. nd iz wy da pikshur stratz urly dis tiem. Ennywun noze fur shur?
Oh Hai Grmawgs!! If u goez tu http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/profile-bak-door/ u will find a way tu sneeking intu deh profiles pages.
Nawt to worree…ai will getz thare at oh-tamawrroe-hundred ourz…
Akshully, Iz tink turtl r tortis!
LOL
Moar like cutest mission evar
Burt teh Turtlol teechus u abowt sayf tee frum teh atawmik bawm…
Dukncovr!
but, but, but, …. datz not a dukncovr!!! it b a turtlolncovr!!!
Dis turtlol haz a covr! Iz Nawt teh rollin stone covr izzit?
Well, we’re big rock singers, we got golden fingers and we’re loved everywhere we go (That sounds like us)
We sing about beauty and we sing about truth at ten thousand dollars a show (Right)
We take all kinds of pills, that give us all kind of thrills but the thrill we’ve never known
Is the thrill that’ll get you when you get your picture on the cover of The Rolling Stone
Rolling Stone, wanna see my picture on the cover
Wanna buy five copies for my mother (Yeah!)
Wanna see my smilin’ face, on the cover of The Rolling Stone
youps! sumbudi elves rememberz da duck n cuber!!!! aye watcheded da moovie in da firsty n secondy grade…….
afer moovie weiz wud putz awur chairz onawr deskz n crawlz in…. wuz posed ta protectez u frum da atawmik bawm……
momcat
wuz berry E-fective. Wut? Wii-zz still alife 2day? (an OWLD enuff 2 ‘bemember ducky-cubbery!)
U can fyndz teh Dukncubbur videeoh awnlyn almos newayrz. Dey tolz u tu git aginst teh wal if u b owtsyd…duk daon awn the skulbus…duk unner teh taybl n teh nomminrum at skul. Dey nawt awl dat grayt akshulee wen it com tu protekshun frum teh atawmik bawm.
“It b a bawm! Dukncubber!”
butt hay….eet werks, amirite?
Wut?
wall…. ifnz u jugez bai da fact dat weiz iz still alibe n kickn…. I gessso……
momcat
There was a turtle by the name of Bert
and Bert the turtle was very alert;
when danger threatened him he never got hurt
he knew just what to do…
He ducked! [gasp]
And covered!
Ducked! [gasp]
And covered! (male) He did what we all must learn to do
(male) You (female) And you (male) And you (deeper male) And you!’
[bang, gasp] Duck, and cover!’
Shy Pry-vet Ry-un finely komez out ob hims shell.
wadda surprize! I R shell-shockt!!!
Haha! Now the turtle has to carry 2 shells!
The turtle needs to walk harder with the heavy helmet. The new experience indeed.
Charge!!!
Charge!!! at elebenty millimeters per day…….
oh, fankyoo mitee Burgers fur habbing a turtlol as teh LOL…
ai feelz sew speshul wen Ai seez a chelonian heer!
Oh hai turtlol!! i glad u sawing dis wun!! I thotted uv u rite away wen i nawt sekkund lukkinged at it!
If I’m not back in 63 hours…send the choppers in.
Um, is dis turtlol a venjeanse weppion of teh Nawtzees? Dat war been ovur a long time now. No wundur they lost.
Ai seed dat halmit and wundered teh same maiself….. nawt a ‘murrican halmit.
Turtlol jist naow finding owt taht Jermanee lawts teh war, and tehy naow owr frenz!
Mission Creep
wow, tis cuul. i liek dhis
Izza gunna get me somma dem I-wackis!
Slow an Steddy winz da wace!