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well dun annipuss on bein teh top of teh mahoosive pile!!
Conga ratz anni.
Ai can borrow dis spawt fur teh nouncment!!
WARNING WARNING WARNING SPLORT ALURT
SPLORT ALURT Dis is nawt teh drill. Pls Tu haz Ur CHRGs adn gogglols in plaec when vueind dis lol.
Thx fur teh congrats – teh tye booteek wull nead re-stokkin!
tew-tew- TEW katz en wan!
smooshed kitteh committeh WANT!
We iz on Ur ICHC steeling Ur harts
Berry troo!
I will haz two!
Aw heck!
*SPLOOOORT!!!*
Blargh! I iz ded frum teh cyoot!
*KLUNK*
Whoop Whoop Whoop heer cums teh CCC
sweepity maus braynes inno a pyle
rinsity wif sparklee lemmon wadder
tuckity bak inno braynium cabity
snappity awn CHRG wif drawings uv Hugh G awn
wrappity wif duk taype uv mannee rainbo cullers
tuckity inno floofy cheezfrends blankee
offerty trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees
mmmhhh, Maus is limony fresh!
Hey! I duzzint has a flavur! Go ‘way!
*liks Maus behind his littol eers*
yesh yu do!
Boop!
Yuck! GIRL COOTIES!
*gets out selzur bottlol*
ai cud wash de cootees awai for yew…
*Wheels in the Pie Paw Gun*
Careful. You might need it for yourself…
*dismantlols Pie Paw Gun wif amazink engineering skillols*
*wheels in selzur hose and tank*
yew were saying?
*Scampers away*
*Returns in the Maple Syrup and Chicken Feathers Tank*
*Aims the turret at gammacat*
Maple syrup… Fire!
*BLUUURRRRPP*
Feathers… Fire!
*FWOOOOMMPH*
Ooooooooohhhh! Floofy!
*taykes off sooper protectiv coat, now cobered in
syrup and feethers*
*throws pi fulla honee at Maus*
splooosh!
*throws pi fulla coconut flakes at Maus*
FWOOOPM!
oooh, flakey and tastee!
*sneeks up behind gammacat pours bottlol uf chocclit syrups awn hurz hed. *
Nawt tu be meen tu teh rodints pls!
Oooh! Delishus and nutrishus!!!!!
Omnomnomnom!
*liks hed*
oooh, tastee
ai not meen to rodints, just Maus
b’sides, he started it!
neener!
The kokomonut iz delishus and nutrishus, that is.
Um… you guys seem to have forgotten that I’m inside the tank. Quite well protected and untouched…
but Maus, mai superior tecknilol skills dismanteld yur tank
*luks at coconut maus sitting in pile of tank parts*
ai can put it back together later if you want
Hmmm, a zip-up protective suit now covered with feathers. *Files DBA for ACME Chicken Suits.* *Goes and talks to Eeek about a merger with the round box company* *Gleefully counts chickens before they are hatched…*
Hmmm, a zip-up protective suit now covered with feathers. *Files DBA for ACME Chicken Suits.* *Goes and talks to Eeek about a merger with the round box company* *Gleefully counts chickens before they are hatched…*
Stoopy werd pretzel. Humpfh.
Hey, PC! Gamma borked your tank! You should do something ’bout taht!
tisnt borked! just dissassembled!
Weeellll yew noes. If I gunna profit by da instantanemous chicken soot creashun skeme, da eqwipmentz gotz to be workin. Gud point maus. I’ll send da rabid wwezuls into reass, reasem, um fix it.
*narrows eyez at PC*
dat’s rite! UR the one that
armed him withgave him that monstrossitee!!GC i finkso u mite have a screw loose?
No, really.
wuz part ob da ebil instant chikken soot empire plan awl along. I can has ebil laff? Bwa, Bwaah, BWAAAHAAAHAAHAA (cough).
Lottsa skrews, akshually… just luk, der EBREware!
Oooooohhh! I think you may have potential!
Phat Cat, let’s step into my office and discuss the advantages of becoming an Ebil Minion…
*Steps into office*
Please… take a seat…
Take a hike, brother. I’ll handle this
suckernew recruit…Where shud I take it? And who iz yew and where iz Ebil maus?
So… Take a seat…
Fank yew. *Picks up seat*
Shud I be sittin in awn dis too, Master?
Hmmmm. Not bad with a straight-line…
OK. You’re hired. Here’s your official Ebil Minion® T-Shirt and a copy of Elebenty Habits of Highly Ebil Peeps. You start tomorrow at 2:00 AM Eastern Time. See you then!
Ohai RHSB. How yew be?
Dagnabbit! Hiring a new Minion made my DID flare-up.
Red, you’ll be PC’s supervisor. Make sure she shows up to work on time!
Kewl. But Firsty yew shud meet wif my friend BWAHA here.
EM, yr brudder is gettin da pushee… handin owt yer tshirts and stuffs…. .
.
sorta lyk watchin a muldible personaltee hab an argoomint.
I hazza phlonquais?!?!?
**grins wif an ebil happiness**
*In monoton computerey voyce*
Hallo Ebil Maus.
I am BWAHA
This is short for Binary Windup Android Hollywood Agent.
There are a few items in this employment contract that have caught ma attention.
And here is a list of Phat Cat’s daily requirements.
*Openz briefcayse. Elebendy pages fawl out*
*wanders in on her way out of werk*
*feels a disturbanse in teh forse*
*desieds to go home and hug hur kittehs*
Ooooohhh! Recruiting already! Nice!
“I think this could be the beginning of a
Ebilfifrendship…”Hands mauw teh free creems nanna creem pi. U wants teh Glen Fiddich scotch for drinks?
*maus*
Yoo duz so has a flavr! Adn teh flavr is:
BOOP!
mmmmNOMmmmmmmm! Sordid paystreez! Survd wif Hurl Grey Tee? Nom! Mai fayvrit!!!
Ai nose, ai nose! Butt (ai sed “butt”!!!) dew tehy com in blak?
but which tew snorgle not secund?
Wen dey iz dat close togedder, yew kin snorgle boaf at wunce, aifinkso!
dubble the cyoot or dubble deh pointeh endz?
wun distracts u wif cyoot whyl teh otter wun aims fur your thigh…
aww yes dubbel snorgle!
dint fink of multi taskin!
two, two kittehz in wun- dubl da flabor, dubl da phun!
momcat
when one just isnt enuf.
wun iz never enuf!
i betcha cantz jus petz wun!!!!!
momcat
LOLZ!
(GMTA)
Box o’ Floof — DO WANT!
Un caja de dos floofs.
Blargh! Soy muerto dos veces!!!
O noze?
.
aifinkso Dave has splorted howsumeber mai hi skool Spanish is muy rustee. Ai wil reskew u Dave, jus in caise, kay?
sweep sweep ur braynes
rinse rinse wif sparklee wadder wif a hint uv rasberri
tuck tuck inno braynium cabity
snap snap awn teh eggstra strenff CHRG
tape tape wif rainbo cullered duk taype
hand ober HGGs fer future lols
wrap wrap inna floofy blankie
serve serve hot chokklit an sordid pastrees
iffen dat wuz nawt an ackshull splort den pleez tew bee savin teh reskew few a future lol
Well — himz wuz ded twiec becuz uv teh kyoot. Dat cowntz, aifink.
Whew! Fank yous BF473!! Ai wuz dubbleded dere for a minit!!!
tew for teh price of wun
Get won nao at yur lokal Ty Booteek! Ownlee Elebenty Munnies!
ai fot fings atteh ty booteek wuz free?
Well — elebenty imajinaree munniez iz still imajinaree!
butt butt butt (hee hee) free iz stil bedder, eben wen itz imajinaree
Iz free wif dis coopon. Teh elebentee munnies onna tag is fur teh Tee arrr oohh ell ell ess. Der haz ben lawts uf dem heer lately.
*hands BF473 teh coopon *
O fank u! ai luff coopons!
izza free when yew iz nawt sekund, afink.
No. Izza free awl teh tyme to awl teh cheezpeeps. Says teh Cween.
credit crunch tyms are bery hard. teh currency of cheezland has collapsed so elebenty munnies = free.
Stoopy trolls nawt payin dere fynz fur usin da troll rode.
trolle road! snerk!
damn them trolls. wat gud is tey fur if tey duznt pay dere fynz? if tey mus ruin teh boards dey shud pay dey wai!!
Zaklee! Da berry leest dey can dew is halp Cheezland ekonomee
naow wiv extra floof add-on pak!
ah’ll taik 2 paks pleez!
Kittehs in squish pack!
Dat IS convennyent!
Ah wil haves too ub dem.
Ai bet taht bawx is teh WAAARRMMM.
Gibs mee teh snorgle snorkle, ai’s goen innnn!
Hands Tew Kitteh Limit teh snorgle Snorkle and sez Gud Luk!
skware kittehs fer eezy storage
Square kittehs is hip.
Huey ref FTW!
EERWURM!!
Ai sings teh Sesame Street version
It’s hip to be a square!
We iz cheeper bai de duzen, tho.
*calculates amount of cat littur needed for a duzzen kittehs*
*faints*
Oh teh liddlol sweepee faisis! Oh teh liddlol pawz! Oh teh pyure wyte floof! Oh teh cuddlolniss! Sew kyoot! **holds chrg titelee**
Qwik parrothead, putt awn ur HGGs beefour u look agin!
Ai nawt hab no HGGs! Ai wuz absint dat dai! Oh nose! ***SPLORT***
O noze!
sweep sweep ur braynes
rinse rinse wif sparklee wadder wif a hint uv rasberri
tuck tuck inno braynium cabity
snap snap awn teh eggstra strenff CHRG
tape tape wif rainbo cullered duk taype
hand ober HGGs fer future lols
wrap wrap inna floofy blankie
serve serve hot chokklit an sordid pastrees
Oh noes parrothead has splorted!!
Carefully scoopy up branes from floor. Rinses dem wif coconut scented wadders. Carefully places brains back in cranial cabbity. Wrappy wrappy head wif dukky tape wif pictures of margaritas on it. Places parrothead in comfy chair wif a cheezmap blankee and gibs her hot chokklit and sordid treets frum da tray.
Iz bedder now? Sit fur a while an NAWT luuk at cute littlol kittehs fur at leest 1/2 hour!
Yay! a dubble reskew sew u feel twict as gud!
Clik awn mai bloo naim in this commint fer a demo uv haow teh HGGs shud fit, kay?
Purrrfict bf473!!! Bery clever!
fank u!
oh parrothead, u haz a coconutty/rasberrie flavor naow! wash owt inn caise sumwun triez tew nom u!
*holdz up ‘pleez dew nawt nom teh avianz’ sine*
Ai nawt haz flavor! Nom teh avianz? **Faintz**
wi wuld neber no avianz!
*holds smelling salts under PHs beek*
**comes tu wifakwikness an a wrinkloled up nose. Um, beek**
Fanks gammacat! **Borrows bluesfan473’s sign jist in case**
Yew du nawt finkso owtovtown bisitors to the park wud trai to nom avianz, dew yew? **Haz a wurree**
uf corse nawt! eberywun whoo visits is very friendlee.
an da sekuritee is very gud
We will all purrteks yu, parrothead!! Der’s lots of pointy enz in cheezland, nobuddy will get past dem!
Ai hadda wurried cauz sumwun was trine tew lik maus cauz uv hiz lemmonie flavor up tawp uv teh fred. Coconutty/rasberrie flavor eben moar unreesistible!
Doan wurrie ph, wii pertecks u! *luks arownd wif a crankee faice tew skare awf aneewun trine tew nom avianz*
ackshullee tahts jus mai reglar faice, butt itz pretty crankee lukin!
**Feels purr-tected** Fanks frenz! An bluesfan473, yew habs byooteefu fais!
Dats sew kool!
YAY fur dubblol resques! Fankyew frenz! An fanks fur HGG’s! Ai always wanted sum! **snugglols in blankees and noms teh noms** **tries awn HGG’s, luks in mirrur, nawt az kyoot as goggie but okay*
tayk deep carmin breffs…in adn out…in adn out…no splortin!!
distraks ph wif teh tax forms.
Fanks fur tryin London Hoomin and West River Rat. Ai wuz jist tew far gone.
it happenz tew da best of us
Shroedinger kittehs expandify as teh size of bocks permits.
fizziks FTW!
lol
FLOOFY WHITE KITTEHS!
WAAAANNNTTT!!!!
**holds awn titelee to CHRG**
Gibs rhsb teh finanlol secshun uf teh WSJ wif hurz 401(k) statement
**shudders**
Oh, dats sad. Relee sad.
Ai noes, butt butt was teh ‘mergency.
Hehe, yew said butt. Twys!
Watsch owt when stickin hand in teh middle of teh floofiness!! Cud be a trap!! Tehre be menny invisibolol pointy endzwich coud suddenly appear liek *POWNSEGRAB*, aifinkso!!!
Yabbut, I wuz still finkin abowt doin it.
Feelin awl dat floof mite be worf teh potenshul injurees.
It luuks like der littlol paws is warm!
I could use sum warms. Iz COLD heer! Lotsa snow an ice. Pleh.
WRr – U reddy to go snugglol in front of dat fyreplayse nao?
Yes is teh cold heer tu. Wuz 0 when ai gots up.
Wuts dis? Iz Lucky still locked in teh rum?
good shot, caption fits the picture perfectly, and makes playful joke about buying kittehs in packs. Joke about buying things in twinpacks is moderately relevant to our interests.
8.5/10
huh?
Ken ai haz a hug?
.
Ai hab been in skewl to be a maf teacher fur 2.5 yrs nao, and ai waz supposed to be plaised for stoo dent teaching by January 5. Ai hab yet tew beh plaised, and when ai sended an emeow to the plais-ment coordee naytor asking wut happens if ai donot get plaised, he sended meh back a berry nastee emeow threatening nawt tew sign fur the license because ai was asking fur information under da pretex dat mai rekwest wuz unreazonablol and dat mah “Purrsonalitee” maeks meh “nawt sootable” fur teechifyin.
.
Has bean a dificumolt few dais, and ai reelee cud uz sum hugs.
{{{{{{{{BuddyDitzmoresmom}}}}}}}}}}}}
**shows talons and sharp beek to stoopy plais-ment coordee naytor**
In Birginia, at leest wear ai live, they are beggin fur teechurs!!!
{{{BuddyDitzmores Mom}}}
*shews pointee ends to plais-ment cooreenaytor**
stuppee bureaucats!
everywhere needs teechurs!!
{{{{{BDM}}}}} sew sorree! taht purson iz teh crazee! haow cahn it bee unreezonable fer u tew acks wen u wuz posed tew bee plaiced allreddy??!! aihoapso hee wil cum tew hiz sensez er lil red grumpy hood kitteh heer wil haz tew shew him sum pointee endz!
{{{{{BDM}}}}} hang inn dere!
ooohhh, such a kyoot abatart! lubs da littol face!
Fanx, PH. Fur da thyme bean ai’m kinda tied tew bean in Minnesnowta, sins mah boifrens famblee beh heer. Ai can apply for lisenz based upon mah skewlwerk, butt ai will hab to prove ai meet awl da standards fur bof edjamakashun and maf–al 200+ ub dem. Ai am close enuf tew da border ub Wis kon sin dat ai mai apply fur lisenz der. Sew, ai dew hab a few alternatibs, butt eet means extree werk fur meh, and … pleh. Dis shud nawt beh so hard, yew noes?
.
An he’s probably just bean a jerk, and mah attorney haz been maed awaer ub dis nonsens, butt it still beh hard to deal wif.
Is hard to waet, an den to be stiffed by stoopy coodumator who seemz to hav personalitee problims of his own!!!
Wif teh need for maf an othur gud kindsa teechers in dis contree, ther shud be more helpin an caring for peeps liek you who are tryin to do rite!!!
*pleh* on teh coordimatur an furballs in his shoos!
{{{{{{{BDM}}}}}}} we luvs yu!
{{{{{BDM}}}}}} *fangs showing, sharp fings owt…awl uv dem, hissssssess at plais ment ideeot* Ai’ll tayke caer ub hims fer u! Ai will do tew him wut mai Sunny duz tew meh sumtiems. Slice and dice!
{{{{{{{BDM}}}}}}}} sowndz liek him neadz a hoofin.
*whispurrs* Yew fink Kafleen wud dew dis? Mehbeh wif da rabid weezuls?
{{{{{{{BDM}}}}}}} Soun like dat guy needs tu be replaced… Pleh on him, wadda grouch!
{{{{{BDM}}}}} Ai lefted U a messij awn Ur profiel.
Fangs–cheez frens is da best!
{{{BDM}}}
Hang in dere, fren. U iz my heero, rememememburr?
.
Iz sew stoopy. If he wud just tall meh wuts happnin, den ai wud nawt beh emeowing him.
*whispurrs tew rhsb* Wud yew konsider lone-ing meh da boots EM gibded tew yew? Ai promis ai wall put dem tew berry gud use.
Okay, aftur considerin ur rekwest, I has desyded to grant it.
Plz to return dem in teh condishun u wuz loned dem.
Oh, an dere iz late fee ifn u nawt return dem awn tyem.
And remember: DO NOT clean them. Anything left on them after they are used just adds to their… um… appeal… :wicked:
RassinFrassinFooey… I meant
Wif awl doo respeck, Master, ifn dere nawt kleened okayshunalee, dey loze dere efektibness. Yoo kno, bild up, an awl….. it gets inna way of teh effishunsee.
Ai will only rins da wurs ub da gore orf… an make sure tew beh polishin da spykes wif tetnus… Fangs, rhsb, and EM!
*Pulls out notebook*
*Startz takin notez.*
Yew duzzint want yer foez to smell yew before yew getz dere – rite? Tuff to sneek up on sumwun wif stinkee ebil boots.
If nawt Ai can loans U teh cramp ons ai wares Ice fishing. they has teh ebil pointee endz fur tract shun awn teh ice.
I has YakTrax, to stretch ober my shoos.
nawt bad fur citee libbing. Ai has back country diamonds has teh duzzin 2+” pointee endz awn each shoo.
I onlee keep dem foar walkin cross parkin lots an stuff.
hmm… ai’m lykin dis moar and moar… wunder iff yr cramp ons wud go awn rhsb’s EM boots. *laffs ebillee*
*Quickly seez da advantage of pyramid-scheme organization structure*
*Putz arm around BDM*
Nice ebil laff yew got there. Maybe yew shud see my boss Ebil Maus about da advantages of bein My Phlonquais, I mean, an ebil minyun…
*giglols* yew da funnee… yew nawt eben started de jawb yet, and yew beh recrootin…
yesh, yesh, yesh. And yew gitz to wear dis t-shurt, and yew gets to praktis yer ebil laff and Ebbryfing! It is teh kewl!
Just be sure to keep the *cough* part. It’s a key component of The Laugh…
Oooooohh! Initiative! Well done, Minion-in-Training. I think you have a future with Ebil Maus Enterprizes Inc. LLC.
:blush: thank yew my mastir. All dis ebil has made me hab a hongree. I’m goin tew eat lunch nao.
Bye!
:snerk: when ai haz a hongree, ai beh da moar ebil…
{{{{{BDM}}}}} ai has a sad tail. teachin iz dey hademest job owtside teh parenting- an doze what duzit shud bee gratitudanized, nawt rjectamafied!
fangs, kitteyboocat, and sowree to maek yew haz a sad. Ai just noes dat Cheezfrens beh da best, and supportib and full ob win an awesumness, an ai needed tew be remindified dat nawt awl peeps be stupee and mean.
*wraps feelers round BuddyDitzmoresMom and squeezes gently*
We lubs u and we noes u is supahdupah teecher. Coordinaytor is a stoopid hoomin.
Testing….
Jes chekkin abitar…
Ohh Checkers.
jump, jump, jump Crown meh pls.
**whaks WRr inna hed**
U been crowned!
**runsawaywifakwikness**
Ohhh, I see!
*Takes more notes*
** Sprays rhsb onna wai owt wif teh fyre hose. misses rhsb adn knocks PC ober, akksidentally awn porpoise. **
Ai sees U at teh NB inna minnut rhsb.
**sprints to NB**
WRr – I leebed u a messidj. Hoapfullee, WP nawt nommed it.
**saunterstunbwifakwikness hoeps tu nawt be ressted fur speedings **
Ai haz a sorree PC. Ai nawt meens tu nock u dawn. Heer ai halps U up
*slips P Cs note buk into mai pawket while halping hurz up and driing hurz awf *
Heyyyyy Gib dat bak! Dat’s BERRY important resurch in dere.
*hands WR Crown Royal* Ai still sees pink quilt, wen ai shuld be sein kitteh. Oh well, ai jes happen tu hab two glasses!
Fanks kk4. Haz teh sawft mololass cookie? Still warm frum oben.
Mmmm, smells good!! *nomnomnomnom*
Hmmm — nawt seein ennee abatars. Onlee seein kwiltee skwarez.
…except fur mine.
I finkso lotsa ppl talking rite nao r abatar-less. I hab nawt seen dem wif wun, newai, but I hazzent bin heer so much, latelee.
Hab aises gotten an abiter too?
Ai just sees teh red X. but that is becuz uf teh fyre walls heer at wurks
Mai hed jus es-plortid!!!
O noes mushycatz3! *weeeoooowweeeeoooo*
Runs to mushcatz3 and holds him/her.
*scooppeeees teh braynes*
*raps hed in CHRG w/doi and has a cheezmap pattern*
*gibs choklit martoonie and hawt choklit to mushycatz3 and lawtsa cukies*
Whew! Bizzy awn mai first dai bak!
*raps mushcatz in a bootimus blankee wif pawprint pattern*
*wheeeoooooo wheeeeeooooo wheeeeooooo*
Cyoot Crash Cart cummin fru!
*sweepee sweeppeee sweeepppee up da braynz”
*washes da braynse in warm wadders tew make dem cleen again*
*pat patt patt da braynz bak intew da brayn bawks*
*adjust, pattee patt*
dere
*puts head bonez bak awn tew cober da braynz*
Usez lite purplol duck tayp tew hold da braynbawks tegevver*
QWAK!
Fangs Ms. Duck.
*puts a CHRG on mushycatz3*
*carefullee lifts up mushycatz3, wrapps mushycatz3 inna cheezpeeps blankie*
Here, mushycatz3 here beh sum hawt tee wif hunnee an nummy chokit brownies, fresh baked and still warm. An dont beh lukin at da cyoot til yew beh feline beddur!
Sine meh up fer a pak uv dem! Hai guis! Sir jury is awf agin…but has ben reskeduloled for 2/9/09 at 9am. Wii fink. Aifinkso. O boi.
Welkum bax, KCT! *schmoo*
Fankies, BDM! *shmoo* *hedbumps and purrs*
{{{{{kct}}}}}
Stoopy delays.
Here, hazza hawt chokklit adn watch de sno.
WP. Attit agin.
Am sry ur sidjree wuz delayed, but glad yoo r bak wif us!
{{{{{MelONyx}}}}}} Fankies fer teh hawt choklit. Teh icee follees begin agin! Heer it justs spits sno awl dai. Ai gawta leev nao tew goes hoem. Ai gladz tew be bak but 2 tiems! *powts* 2 tiems. Ai fink ebil maus mai beh froing wrenches into teh werks. Wutta u fink? *heers wisper in eer* OK. Fren sais ebil maus dint do it but ai gawts mai eye awn him! MOKAN cheezmeet soon ai hoeps. Ai gawta put awai mai tois nao and goes hoem. Gud tew be bak, gud tew be seen, gud tew be ennywares. KCT is happee tew be ennyware.
MOKAN cheezmeet wud bii gud, I finkso. Mebbe sumdai soon, wen it duzzent spit snos?
*curls up fur naps*
*dreems uv warm shinee fing in de sky adn green grass*
eeeeeew, yore feat smells lyke freetoes….
eeew, yore butt smells lyke…..oooo…..O_o
Buttoez?
Butterfingers?
*snerk*
Fourtoez?
Butt cheez! Dat’s wut we tole mai dotter when her wuz pottee traynin, if she nawt wipe gud she wud hab buttcheez! *ponders if dis iz why her dotter finks Mom is weerd**
LOL! Cood be, cood be.
*pads in, lukin fur snorgles.ish jus a babeh kittun*
Ohai bebbeh Taya, U can haz a lunch? Ai maeded teh shwimpburgurs wif cheez.
Ohai mai bebbeh. Ai iz sowwee ai didint tell yew storee baoat Buddy larst nite. Ai went sleepie bai bais not lowng aftur yew. Did Buddy giev yew sum bekkist noms?
*snorgles wib Taya* Ai kin tell yew Buddy storee nao, iffin yew wud liek.
Yesh pwease *nuzzles*
Wuns up on a tiem tehre wos a litlol blak nd whiet kitteh. Seh didint haev a naem becos seh didint haev a foreber hoem
Seh liffed in teh gardin of a partmint bilding in Paihia, Bay of Eylinds, Nooziland. Seh wud goes to teh neerbai fishie nd chip shop to get sum noms. Wun nite seh waz tehre nd tehre was a naice tall laydee hoo gibbed teh litlol kitteh sum fishie. Wen teh naice laydee left, teh litllol kitteh folowed at a distins. Teh laydee libed in wun of teh a partmints! Teh wun on teh grawnd floar.
Wun niter, teh laydee wos hoem wotchink telebishun nd seh had teh doar opin. Teh litlol kitteh wonted to be fwends wib teh laydee, so seh went insyde nd sat on the karpit. Teh laydee vairy kwietlee went ober to teh litlol kitteh nd pattid hur. Frum tehn on, teh laydee wud leeve sum gushifuds out for teh litlol kitteh, nd evebtshally teh kitteh wos alowed to sleep on teh laydee’s bed nd wud let teh laydee pik her up nd snorgle her. Wun niet teh laydee sed “yew is my litlol Buddy, nd tihs is wehre yew lievs nao.” Nd so it haz been eber sinse. Teh laydee nd Buddy nao lievs in Dunedin.
Nd taht is hao Buddy finded her forebber hoem.
*purrs* Ai lieks dat storee
Ai haz a happitayle taht yew lieked it.
Duz yew stil need to cum hoem wib me for teh niet? Ai bringed a naice floofy blankie fore yew to sleepies on wiel ai iz at twerk, jussin caes yew didint wont to be aloane.
Yesh
Otay, you snuggie daown undur mai desk nd ai wil taek yew hoem wen ai phinsh. Doo yew wont sum ocean fishie noms fore yore dinnur?
yes pwease *purrrrrr*
Gud – taht is wot Buddy iz havink too. Seh sez yew kin plae wib katnip fwoggie iffin yew iz not tew taired wehn we getz hoem. Nd seh wontz tew noes if seh cud gentlee patteds yore wingies pls?
yesh seh can
Yay, seh will haev a big happitayle. Seh wonts to haev wingies so taht seh cud chaes teh flutturbais bettut.
Yay!
Ohai and thx BDM. Yessum, teh naice laydee woz me. Tehre is a piktur of Buddy as wun of mai Lols – teh kitteh sittink on teh stepp sayink “Dis iz mai happee fayce” iffin yew wantz to see Hur Imperyal Hainess Buddy Kween of teh Yewkneevurs.
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Mah Buddy is a boy, Maine Koon mix, tuxie…(wif his pants unzipped…hehehehe) He is in mah pik sures.
Ai iz happee seh finded me tew. Seh is bestist frend, eben wen seh is grumpee. Iz too hot fore kittehs in nooziland, so seh haz teh Hotflops – seh taeks tew or free stepps tehn haz to lai daown.
Buddy sae “Hi Buddy”
dat is a great piktur of Buddy! She is definately a kween!
Fank yew gammacat. Ai shure noes taht ai libs wib hur, nd nawt teh otehr wae rownd. Butt (snikr) seh be mai bestist fwend. We wuns finded a litlol bebbeh kitteh in teh gardin nd ai hoepd ai cud gib him forebber hoem, but Buddy rilly did not want so I took kitteh to sheltur nd he finded his own forebber hoem.
Omaigudniss!! Dis bees wun ob mai capshins!!!! Mai beriberi nawt-sekkund LOL onna frunt payj!!!!!! O, ai has a gratebeeg xsitid!!!
*dansdansdansdansdansdansdans*
con cat ulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
Tankyew! Tankyew beri munchees!!!
*dansdansdansdansdansdansdansdansdans*
*duz happidansdansdans wif nicewitch. *
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Congratchamalashuns!
con cat ulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Case proce on application