Oh great…
Oh great… now I’ll tan funny
u shud tri teh spray on tan insted.
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u b tygrrrrr!
Congrats an GMTA, calicocoa!
hahahaha *yersh!!!* gmta indede — evun wiht taht *grate beig oshun* imbe twean aor braynze…
shal wii praktis owr tygrr dans tu teh ty(grr!) boo-teeq? adn nom teh tygrrr noms?
(Nao. Wayt! Tygur nomz be *hoominz*…)
Dere aer tiger nuts an Aifink dere iz Tiger Beer, butt (teehee) Ai doan’t fink dey wud be berry gud 2 gevver.
I has heered of Tiger Balm, but nawt fink iz eetabul.
Nope, U hasta apply directly to deh hed
that nawt advisablol, iz very hot to teh hed
missed an O
naptime, really………………….
ok den dis sum odder balm I wuz fink of
Yu sed “butt”. YU SED “BUTT”!!!
Kitteh wilbi ziibrow. Oar evun wildabiist. Whu nose?
Den u will luk liek a tigur
Stripes is beddur dan frekulz enne dai.
Ohai Gramma – say, is taht chonklitt caek reddee by ennee chance? AI’m SHUR it will maek mii feel less sad!!!
Kaik iz just owt ub uben rite naow. heer, ebreewunz cum hab sum kaikz wif 4p5k.
Ohai, anni nd calicocoa, we gawtz a brade! Wut we wantz at taebo teak tudai?
Ai dunno wat to chooze – der aer so mennee wundermuss fings.
ohai grma, adn cone grads tuyutu!!! muss bii teh speshul thy bu teaque drinkee cawld “Tygrrr Rag” oar “Holed Taht Tygrrr” or “Siggfreed adn…” nao, nevvur maind taht wun…
Yu finkso Sifgrede lurn lesun?
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3226389
That would fit better on Mainpage
At leest u tan.
I burn an peel.
**landz beside rhsb and frownz at hur**
Aifinkso yew don’t like me. **whiny po kud owt lip fayse**
Why u fink dat, PH?
CheapGood Irish skin. I has it too…Hay Guize!!! Beech Blankey Binglol is on the TCM channel RIGHT NOW (If youze gets teh cable)! W00t!
Eric Von Zipper gives himself the (Himalayan) finger. Yaay!
“You are my ideal…”
OMCC, si jid fownd it!! Pawl Lin, Dawn Rikklols, ai lubit!
Frankee! frankee!
**iz dewin teh swim** **dans dans**
PH!!!!!!
Plz to go up thred a liddlol an tell me why u finkso I nawt lyk u.
I nawt hasta turn awn teh lite ifn I go to baffroom inna nite.
Teh glow frum my legs iz enuf.
is U radioactive?
Nope, jes dat payle.
**Passes Maus teh SPF 45 sunskreen**
From wut I kno, I iz Ingerlish, Irish, an German.
Irish, Welsh, and Scotch (and soda) myself. I sympathize..
I get “sunburn” from a little too much John Barleycorn…
**has a confyoozed**
Wut?
me too- an iz a redhed too- so pass teh sunskreen bak this way wen heze dun wif it.
ai dont luk gud as a lawbster.
Oh, yezz…teh Irish skin. Ai haz it, and teh red hayr. Ai duzzint eben trye tu tanz…jist nootrulyze teh bloo and keepz eben wif fleshtoan iz teh bestest Ai kin doo!
=^..^=
Ohai rhsb! How is uz todai?
I has been busee dis weekend
Ohai, 2_k.
Nawt to get too close to me. I finkso I has teh stommik floo.
oh noes {{{rhsb}}}
I nawt fraid of being near Uz
Fanks, 2_k. U iz teh sweet.
fanks rhsb I has been the cween of crankeh lately
is it stomach floo or food poisoning
is it sumfing U eated?
Prolly stommik floo. I has had a touch of it awl week an it hitted me hard dis moarnin.
Passiz RHSB teh Sebbin-up and teh salteen krakkurz…
=^..^=
Yoo too, huh? {{{2_k}}}
Wut u been crankee abowt? I has nawt feeled berry gud abowt myself. Feelin stuffs lyk, ‘Nobodee gonna want me,’ etc. I kno if I wuz gui, I wud has sekkund thots abowt me.
Not to be so hard on yourself rhsb,
I fink U iz deh grate, queshun is, is any gui gud worthy of Uz?
Oh I iz crankee, becos the haus is still a mess, I hasn’t even
putted up deh curtains or pictures and mah whole
applolcation skaydule is in a bit of a mess
I missded one deadline becos of deh moove.
Oh well, it is dere loss not mine
Hey! Stop that! You’re my first (sorry) Minion! You need to “pick yourself, dust yourself off, and start all over again”. Sez me!
Beet her wif a wet newdul Ebil Maus!
Eww, beets.
No! Nawt to beet me!
At leest nawt whiel I’m still sik.
Plz to wate until I’m nawt sik so I can
enjoyendure it bedder!Ohai rhsb – teh kwestyun to arks yoreslef izzint “wot gui iz gonna want mee” butt (snikr) “wot gui iz ai gonna want.” Remimbur taht teh yewnivurs lubs yew so yew DO NOT haz teh purrmishin to nawt liek yurslef. Taht woz teh adviec mai meddy tayshun teechur gibbed me wehn ai woz in teh saem hedspays yew are in.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
rhsb, der is a buk and mabbeh dere is Ingrish translashun availablol. Titlol sez
“Luv urself and it dunt mattur whom u marries”. Is troof.
Ai lubs u wif awl mai hart, u noes! Freckles and all!
Liddul sweetie must’ve just had a serjurie.
Possibullee, but sumtiemz kittehz looze fur awn teh belleh frum hormone prollemz
gud ai, b2g! teh kitteh’z shayvd tuhmee iz bii tanniang furs,,, uh, *nawt sekkind*…
Mebbeh just not borked anymore, not that they “like” bein Fixed
when Injeh wuz fixed and we broted her home
herz smelled funneh wid all the hospitlol smells
Yogeh kitteh’s tayl became like a bottlol brush aftah
on seeing herz
Oh cyoot! I dunno wai, but they looks so adoruble wen they do that! Gess it jus mayks me want to cuddle an protects. (But onlee AFTER the clawz go awais!)
*nod nod*
Dew dese strypes maik meh luk fat? *extendz pointy endz inn caise aneewun sais “yesh”*
No, nawt at awl!
**baks away from BF473 berry slowlee**
nawt fat, jus generusly proportioned
:runs awai fast fast frum bluesfan
Diagonal… its teh “Noo Slim”
well buggie is right i mean mabie day like it!
*nods at bluesfan* i like dat, dat funny!
‘K, Kitteh: weez gunna geyt yuu a nieyce kitteh parasohl tuu shieldez yuu frum teh nastee burnyng rays ov Misture Sun:
Adn tehn weez gunna appliey sum soothyng bebbeh lohshun tuu yuur kynda floof-less tummeh;
Purrhaps yuu wuud prefurr a reefrehshiyng iyced drinkee wif wun ov tohse teenee tinee liddol papure uhmbrehllas;
Wills tehre bee enneyfing eylse???
Luuve, yuur faiythfull slaive, CKK
Tihs kitteh maeks me remememeber wen ai wuz in collige in Massasssassasas…teh Norfeast. (Ai can has spellin taht state – ai just can’t stop!).
.
By end ov January, all us collige girls wimmin wuz so tired ov winter goin on forebber. So we hadded beech partis in teh sunshine at teh end of teh hallways in teh dorms. Towls an soots an margarararararitas (anovver wun ai can’t stop spellin) an ebberyfing!
dat sownds liek teh bestest plan fore beeting seesunal depresshun dat I hav ever herd!
Yu menez “massy chew sitz”/ ? Gr. doddur went tu skool dere. Calender sez “spring” wearz da flipflopz in da snoze.
Kitteh wil urn hiz strieps and becoem teh furst zeebra kitteh in teh wurld!!1!
Ai iz watchun beech blanket bingo and now ai has a attenshun wurm!!! Ai hab tew do dis ur me, Frankee, dew yew unnderstand dat? f
Hooz dat redded?
no one knows meh*sniffs loudly*
0.0
Ai nawt noes u yet, but mabbeh now? Yes? *extends feeler to shake hands/paws/appendages wif Melissa*
0o0 youz talking to meh!!!! yehy!!!!
da p made a smiley.T.T
Tanning funny iz a sine ob teh thymes. (Obtuse jowke here.)
**nawt havin fun at home**
judging by the shaved patch on his stomach, he just got fixed.
he????????
Lollers! =^..^= Him he hab no moar kittehs 4-evah.
(,,,)(,,,) Talk to da kitteh pahs :p