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I want them all!
*Rummages for change*
Darn! I duzzint has enuf monies!
*Holds out tin cup*
Spare change?
sowwy, all out. would a spare tire do?
here, twy dis:
*raddulclangtinkulcrasssssssssh*
*dumps out jar full 0 misselaneeyus coinaj including drakmaz, soles, franks
ooooooo a list?
Australian coins (wif roos oar Koalaz? i dunno)
Beninois francs
Cretan drakmaz (pre Euro dazes)
Denobulan coins (wundre wotz on dem?)
E…
Ethiopian BURRRRRRRRRRRRR (should it bi Purrrrrrrrr?!?)
French francs – frankly gone…
Georgian Lari – hiLARIous?!?
H…
Ecuadorian centavos (nao mor sucres)
French euros (nao mor francs)
German euros (nao mor marks)
H…
Hercule Poirot’s misselaneeyus quidznstuff
Iraqi deenarz
Jamaican coins, mon
K
Krugerrandz from SoufAfrika
Loooweeziana doobloons from Krewe 0 IBKC
Mardi Gras doobloons from Mobile (wich BTW haz older MardeeGra dan N’Oluns, dahlin’)
N…
Nikulls
Octopods
Pikull chips?
Quid
Round Tuits from the Republic 0 Procrastistan
S…
Samoan..uh..samonies!….
TTI sixpence….
Ugandan…uh…
V…
me too!
Me too!
So cute!
Ware do Ai put mai munnee?
Ai want #3
Ai’ll take #’s 5 an 6!!! Bedder tu hab 2, is fun tu watch dem play!
Yiss, Ai fink u aer rite – Ai fink Ai can fyned enuff munnee fur #1 az well!
Dey all so cute, less jes buys dem all an we kin divvy dem ups!
kk!! did u see u made teh frunt page this morning?
Ai did!!!! WOOT WOOT!!! *grabs skwirrlgrrl an danses wildly
round da room* Was bery xciting tu wake up an see dat!! Iz mai nawt second one!!!
w00t w00t kerrykatz!!! conga ratchet elations!!! frunt page awsum!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrWANT!!! (fankyew CHRG adn purrtektuv glologglz! fur teh nawt splolrt!)
you no can haz #1. iz mine.
I’m owt of change!!!!!!
*thud*
chanj will come, for gud oar ill, wetter you wanit oar knot.
wait. dat’z not wot chew mint, izzit?
*tendirls try to pik up da skwirrlgrrl*
but suddlolnly…
she sed,
‘but I DEW want change…
eether way u mean it…’
Change must come from within…
I dint know that!!
Ware wud teh dispenser be?
Wurs fail mee!!! *splort*
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up Africat’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*luks up from last thred*
floofy BC and then littol kittehs!
dubble splort!
thud!
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up Gammacat’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
ooo, ai can’t deside! all da cuteness ….dis one, no dis one….oh…”splort!”
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up tribbledmynd’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
unforchewnately, addipuss, er annipuss (skuse da lil code in mah doze, snif)
iz dribing da CCC on da wrong side 0 JCH4K Blvd (*ahem* we drives down da middlol 0 da road here in Cheezland, not on da leff),
adn collidez wif da Snail Mail delivery truk; az she slipz on da slimy snail trail,
and makes contakt wif da Twee Trolley wich was just starting out its round of Haggis Delivery for the Robbee Burdns holiday (got moov’d to Monday in Cheezland for to have a Bank holiday…
*CRASH!!!!!!!
tinkletinkle
tink……ul
skotch botlols haz done borked all Over da place
*stranj gray madder is spatt’rd all over da place
sumbodee call 9elebenteeeez!!!!
sumwear cross town, Igors ears prick up.
Gray matter? bwaynes??
Ai aer otay – Aifink wuz juss a cuppul uv haggisisisis dat gotted killed ded an dat is teh stranj grey stuff. Ai manijd 2 reskew a boddul uv skotch dat din’t get borked. Ai aer goin naow……
…*Igor lissenz to addipuss, erm, annipuss wif bait’d bref (himz had cui gumbo fr lunc)
adn hangs on ebery werd- he be a noozanz, is twoo*
*he stairs intentlee at da gray mattersplatter….
Now, Igor pur furs a dark-n-stromy nite to ack wire bwaynes adn he waz nawt fully shure da gray matturz were bwaynez in the light 0 day; he hezzitat’d for a liddle, and then, quicklee …
skoop’d up all da grey matters (wich wuz akshullees a combo pladder 0 haggis, skotch adn a teenie tine itteh bitteh kitteh furz, adn a s’mattering 0 unideteafyed craniumscontent from…
Awwww dem pore haggissez.Deres sum gud eetin on dose esp wen warsht down wif “AArdebeg”, teh peatiest skootch eber! Sterilyzes if dey moar den a few hrs ded….Ewwww. jus gorsed, er, growsed self owt.
this wuz tew skwirrlgurl: Re: *takes teh fifth*
HO-KAY NAO Ai Knowez wy u call it WurdPretzel!
Wen u bies wun, duz annuvver wun jes leik drops down?
Ai will takes forfth frum teh leff pees ktnkxbai
Nooooeeeessss! Yoo canot has! Iz mien!!!11!
*takes teh fifth*
I can has #1 an #3?
Sowwy rhsb, Ai haz dibs awn doez 2!
sounds lyke youv bin takin lessons from LCB.
Butt ai will tayke the fifth & the sixth kitteh
pfft… wii wish!
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* scampersawaiwibakwikness *
Nice one, GP
oh yes u shud wish, piggeh!
Teh fifth ov….AAARDEBEG??? Yipez!
*scampers way wif teh graay floofiness…hahahah….4.fives too lates*
*stiks owt paw, trips lovcharliecat, floofeh gray bebbeh lnads in 4.5’s arms*
Iz MIEN!!!!!!11!
*rolls hed ober heels n trows teh dirty look at 4.5* ..butt wait jus lak rattipus sed earlier-wen u bies wun nuther wun dropz in.. weee! *grabbities teh next floofey gray bebbeh n marshes off teh happi* I tink nuther one has dropped in, u wants 4.5? Maebee we culd get lotsov dem n has an bundance of grey floofiness!!!
Yays, wii can bof habbing teh floofeh grau bebbehs!
Teh CER iz ful Ai see an amboolanzez r lyned up owtsyd around teh blokk.. Wezgots tew start gibbing vaksinayshuns fur dis epidemiological splort eppademik. An brayn braycez….
nah…wd tayk all teh funz out. “Bettur to has livd n dyd n splortid den to never hav
splortid at awl”….awwww qwote fail. Kant fynd mai Qwotashunary.
CER=Cute Emergency room
yup, we be needing wun ob thze, ifinkso
*stumblols ober tew Mommeh gettin awl sleepeh an begin tew crai*
sownds liek iz naptime.
ICHC bein reel slow for me erlier, gibbed up trying to do anyfing.
an Cween woked meh up wen she scareded GP…*crai*
burfday fairy iz heer to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! and today iz being teh burfday ob Buccinator, Uniquekitty, an Eeckthecat!!!! i haz bring tasty hommaed cuppiecaeks in many tasty flavrs wif fancy frostings on top, iskreem, frooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, ittybitty sekrit diyarees wif majik pencils taht nebber run down an kitteh-shaypd eraysurs, kandeez, an puffy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make yor burfday wishes com troo!
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(to anser a qwestion taht came up yesterday, yes yoo kan hab teh prezzies in teh goodie bags eben if yoo alreddy haz wun. an teh goodie bags are for all teh party gests, not just limited to teh burfday peepls, an yoo gets teh hole goodie bag not just wun or two fings!! lots ob goodies for evreewun!!)
Fanks,Burfday Fairy…..
doze are awl such fantabulous gits!!
* scamper scamper scamper *
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Otay, lemme sea… Micrololfone? Check. Soapbox? Check. Bebbeh Animlols? Check.
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* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK weeeeek weeeeek weeeek *
Ohai Cheezfrends! Ai can has yur Tenshuns, plz? Fankies.
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Nao, as yu nose ai has bin preparing teh nawt sekkund Cheezland Safareh Park heer in lolcatburglars bakk garden fur sum thyme nao, adn adn adn wii wus gonna bii awl reddy tu openify last weeek weeek weeek unteel stoopy Mick let teh Rabid Weesuls run awl ober teh plaice adn maek a mess!
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Well, teh gud gnus is… prepare yurselbes… Wii can has teh Belated Grand Opening tihs Fridai!!! Oh yesh yesh yesh! Fur ownlee Elebenty Munnies eech (haff pryce fur teh kidlets) yu can has gyded tour ob teh Safareh Park adn sea awl teh un-maze-ing animlols hu lib heer in cheezland! Oh, adn ob corse eet wud nawt be a Guinness Piggeh (c) ebent wibowt a Hyooge Surprise…
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* holds up Bebbeh Red Panda *
OMCC! Lookit! Lookit taht fais! Hii is a gnu adishun tu teh park – wii is hoping tu start a breeding programme!
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* holds up Bebbeh Jagyooar *
ooo… sawft… but awlso poyntee…! Deed yu no dese byootimuss animlols in teh dayngered? Oh yesh yesh yesh!
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* holds up berry berry rare, hardlee ebber seed, Canajun Winged Kitteh *
ssshhh… she is teh sleeping… but but but lookit! OMCC – teh floof… teh littlol wings… teh sooper sawtf black fur…
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Otay, nao yur harts arr fishuntlee meltyfied… Awl teh munnies raysed bai teh Safareh Park wheel go tu halping buy gushifuds, crunklifuds, toys, blankies adn eben builolding gnu sank… cinq… saif plaises fur dese littlol animlols tu lib awf saif adn warm adn happee!
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But wayt, dere is moar! Dere wheel awlso be gaymes, soobeneer stands, Dunk-a-Celebrity, drinks, fuds adn eben a speshul surprise from nun otter tahn Mick ‘teh Lips’ Jaggeh himself!!!
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Teh gaytes open at 6am Cheezthyme tihs Fridai 30nd Janyooairy (taht is 5pm TTI thyme adn mumble mumble Merica thyme)! Teh nawt sekkund tour wheel startify at 06:30 Cheezthyme adn wheel moobe awn tu a gnu zibit ebbery 15 minits so plz tu trai and keep up!
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Teh gaymes, fud stawls adn Dunk-a-Celebrity wheel stai open awl dai! Oh, adn iffn dere is thyme, wii can has a berry BERRY speshul tour gyde hu wheel taek yu up in teh Cayblol Cars ober teh berry BERRY seekret zibit… * has an egg sighted *
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Otay, plz tu ask anee kweshuns yu mai has – fankies!
*ish meh…*stars tew crai sleepeh*
{{{Taya}}} aww, dun crai! Is yu otay?
Ai iz sleepeh…. *pout*
aww… * wraps Taya in extry floofy cheezpeeps blankie, offers a hawt chokklit adn a tray ob sordid chokklit animlols * oh oh oh trai teh cherry filled chokkli catburglars, tehy is teh mostest deelishus wons ebber!
cherry filled chokklit catburglars?! *yoink!*
*snorgles aginst GP, sleepeh*
* wraps Taya up nyce adn warm * sleep tite, littlol majikal kitteh
ai lubs yew GP…. *says dis sleeplee* Yew stay wif meh?
Ob corse! Adn wen ai is nawt heer, teh nite watchman wheel maek shore yu is saif adn warm
*Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Ohai GP! Iffen u haz a dunk-a-celeb stawl duz taht meen u doan wan teh dunk-a-*t*r*o*l*l boof aneemoar? iz tew mush dunking fer wun safari park mebbee? Lemme kno pleez cauz ai wuz wurkin awn mai chatter.
Ohai BF! Hao yu is? yesh yesh yesh aifinkso wii can has boff! Ai inbented teh dunk-a-celebrity juss so ai can dunk stoopy Mick, rly… * narrows eyes at stoopy Mick * but but but ai has had Cher awn teh lolphone agen adn Meetloaf wants tu come tu…
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Aifinkso speshully wib taht particularly nastee Tee-Arr-Ohh-Ell-Ell wii has had teh last phew dais, is no bad fing tu has a dunk-a-troll!
Did y’all kno dat Meetlofe iz Scott Ian’s (of Anthrax) fadder in law?
akshully, i herd taht meetlofe iz a gud daddeh. coches liddle leeg an evreefing.
*applyes anti-rinklol creem to GP*
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O, teh Hyooge Manatee!
Anti rinklol creem dere mite be….
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But anti pinny gig creem deres nun.
*sprays GP wif selzer bottlol*
did that get all of the creem?
* shake shake shake * BRRR! Fankies gammacat!
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Umm… sumfing rong, Red?
*wisspurrs*
did yu forfit bout da video GP?
Uff… ai donut no WHUT she wants frum meh! Ai has gibben hur:
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“Spice Grrls – TTI Tour”
“Cher – Libe in Consert”
“Rololf Harris – Jake teh Peg”
“Riberdansdansdans”
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* can’t resist singing “Ai’m Jake teh PEG, diddleiddleiddleumm… Wib mai extry LEG, diddleiddleiddleumm… *
oh, ai forgot
*hands GP hawt tea to warm up after selzer baff*
wood yu lyke a wee shot of something to
strengthen your tea?
* slurrrp * no fankies, alolcohol is nawt mai frend rite nao!
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Ai wheel taek won ob dose pink cocomonut fings tho… mmmMMMmmm
Wut did u do to teh alkohol??
eet maeks meh do fings… sillee fings…
* slow, sad, hedshake *
Iz dere a bideo? Ai hoep ai hoep!!!
ha! yu wish!
**writes check for advance copee**
Ai haz Jake teh PEG eerwurm nao.
wuz tehre…. pole dansing??
Pole Dansing, yu sai… nao, if ownlee ai had sum kynd ob instrukshunul bideo…
N wuz it [a] dans poel?
*slaps selb, heds to NB wif hed hanging in shaem*
Hay parrothed, rember that it’s Chinese New Year, so u has to rite “Year of teh Ox” on that check. Not “Year of teh Rat”.
oh no u dint, DK!!
U nebber seen The Full Monty, GP?
I wuz parafrazin wun of my favrit lynes from it.
Umm… yesh, ai has seed it wonce… but but but ai nawt member eet tu well, rly…
whut has been seen… yada yada yada
*sneekingz up bhind deh pinny gig*
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BOO!
EEP! * jumps 3 feet in teh air *
*catchez ginny pig*
*giveh him giant snorgle b4 setting him bak down.
Hi! I hopez u hadded a gud week end.
Wii just finished washing deh moederhome.
I b tired. adn hongry.
I beleeb dere wuz cui up teh fred…
oooooh, can i open a fastfud stand at da Granopening? I wuz finking mebbe some sort 0 “gumbo”
and Haggis? What say you?
Well… ownlee iffn yu promiss nawt tu bring anee Perubian fuds… oh, adn yu had bedder talk tu PrincessMu, she is in charge ob teh noms, atm.
oh, dunna wrurry. eben if dey be Prubian in orijin, de endup bean gringa enny wayz….
*waeks up an begins tew crai, has a bottlol brush tail*
[any bodee pay attenshun tew teh crai-ing winged babeh kittun who jus woked up?]
* pats Taya awn teh hed * Dun cry, littlol kitteh… is otay… tihs is a happee plaice!
Cween woked meh up when she scareded yew…
yesh yesh, dey liek tu torment meh sumthymes… is awl gud fun tho, rly.
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Nao, plz tu tell meh – can yu akshully fly wib dose littlol wings ob yurs?
yesh *flutter flutter… takes awf an flies arownd Cheezland an bak tew GP*
teh cween kan be kind ob skaree taht way sumtimes
*snorglols wiv Mommeh agin, sleepeh*
Hay frenz! Gess wat!?!?!
I tooked a showur!
Yesh, I normally take showur, but wuz too sik an week yesterday to be ablol to take wun.
I still has weekness, but nawt as bad as yesterday.
{{{rhsb}}} glad ur feline a bit bedder, stummik flu iz teh plehiest uv teh pleh
Fanks, BF.
Yesh, stummik floo iz teh pleh. My lower bak feelz lyk dere iz a beeg knot innit.
Butt, teh gud noos iz I nawt feel lyk I gonna frow up, an I finkso teh feever is gone.
{{{rhsb}}} heres some hot tea
hope you feel better soon!
*haetes teh stummik floo moer tahn just abowt anyfing*
glad yoo feelz better!! yep, taking a shower kan take a lot ob enurjy. wich yoo nebber notises until yoo needs to take wun an duznt habbing teh enurjy. dis iz being me most days. (i haz a cronik fateeg fing, so i unnerstands bein too tired an week to take a shower!)
Ohai lunarmommy! {{{lunarmommy}}}
Ai nose how U fills, ai has teh CFS/FM. Nawt 2 funnee wen faw ling sleep @ teh pyooter! Ai has 2 getting ups ebry wuns n wyle sew ai kin being awayk.
FIKSHUNKITTEH! OMG! Whare has u been? I missed u!
*gives fkishunkitteh grate big hug and doesn’t even steel anything*
{{{LCB}}} n awl udder cheezpeeps
*waving pinkie paw pads*
Ai bin keepin maislef bizee, dune Wii, 2 mayk mai bawdy strongerrr sew ai kin nawt being on teh dissa billy T. Ai cum bai yoosly ebry dai tew lurk
Oh, a lurker, eh?
*steels fikshunkitteh’s ristwatch*
Hay nao, U bringing taht bakheer, eats mine!!!
*grabbity paws swypin at LCB*
*yons, bling king sloelee*
Ai must 2 B going, mai ize wunt staing open, gess ai needing a naps.
*wayving pinkie paw pads agin, froze kisses 2 awl cheezpeeps*
Ai seing U layter XOXOXOX
Bye-bye FK, hazza gud naps!
Hugs 4 u, rhsb {{{ rhsb }}}
Oh, kwik! kwik! (dumps out purse)
How many – (scrabbles in sofa kuyshuns)
monies – (Gropes under car seat)
for teh one (looks in desk drawur)
on teh far left?
An will yu taek a brethmint wif a littul dust on it? Or a tatoe chip?
ai haz a button anna pennie ai put awn teh rayleroad traks wen ai wuz a kid, wil they wurk inn teh mashine??
Aww, dose are kewt itteh bittehs! I can has one? Mai itteh bitteh wasn’t so itteh bitteh enemoah n den some hooman hit him with dere kar…
{{{{lttbltt}}}} verry sorry – taht iz teh sad. i hopez u iz haz founded a new kitteh 2 luvs
No, teh hubbeh/daddeh hooman wuz too sad win we finded r kitteh liek dat. He say no moar kittehs cuz he not want dat eber ugin.
{{{{{ltbt}}}}}taht iz teh sad, i haz losted wun wen him wuz just past bein a bebbeh kitten, not had taht sweetie neerly long enuff…
Newsreport: Kittehs guard mailboxes as ultimate security measure
I’d like to see teh virus that gets past all dose pointee ens.
On second forts, mebbe not 0.o
awwww teh tew awn teh rite syde luk lyke twins!
sskkkkkwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
weeze in d holes wharz da pigeons?
@@@@@!
Ohnooooooooooooo! 2 Kwute! ai head! SPLORT!!!!!!
oh deer, I fink da CCC is borked!
*sweepity sweepity up PoC’s branes
*rinse wif sparkloling water*
*scoop braynes into teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*dukky taep connected to the hed bonez *
*snap awn a CHRG*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
(wif thanks to Anni for the procedure)
*weekly* Fank u, gammacat. *drinks hawt chokolit nd luks at owld CHRG* I fink it r brukked. I tink it oberlowded on kwute coz ob de menny kwute pickshures lately. Ohhai, chokolit possum ar gud. *sighs nd schnuggles in 2 Cheezpeepl map blankie* Fankyee.
Deh maurallies ov dis LOL be:
*purrtektib gogglez – dunnot entar Cheezlands wiffout dems*
I has all fours on – wiff eggstra ducky tape (wiff duckys on…)
**hands Nennepus 4 CHRG**
heer ya go, dey matchyour gogglols!
Oh thanx!
Is nao well purrrrrrrtected – Aifinkso
*pears frough 4 sets of googlez and a pear of reading gogglez*
Is a bit seasikkenings….
plonk – sits doun – and purrss a glass of plonk (white, dry tkx)
Skål!
Der is an abatar fief sneeking around in Cheezland!
Oh noes!! Did sumones take yur abitar?
*d’Beaker’s voice coming, faintly, from a long distance*
ohai cheezfrends… ai is travelling and teh intertubes connecshun here is teh pleh. maybe sum days before ai kin be back to comminting. wen ai duz, ai will has an anowncemint. yep.
FLEEP!!!elebenty!!! Hao yu is???
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Dun worree, wii is lukking affer yur labz whyle yu is awai… uh huh, dey did nawt get loose adn plai in teh fowntain oar aneefing, nuh uh, no wai!
* lukks arownd nerbussly *
Thanks for letting us know. Has a gud trip…
*waves tu Fleep
*wunderz if he kin seeing it frum so far away.
haz a gud travel!!!
*kontemplates deh d’Beaker nownsmint…… wut kud it b??
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Iz Fleep
Adopting moar kittehz?
Buying ebreewun Cheezburgerz?
Carving himz face on Mt. Rushmore?
Developing a car dat runz on osmosis?
E……
Eevesdrawpin awn uvver labs sekrets?
Fiting ebil?
Gettin us sum gushifud?
Inbenting noo eyescreem flavurs?
J…..
O deer, ai fergitted teh h
Havin funz wifowt us? thatz nawt rite at awl!
Jumping, ski, igor doing anovver?
Kitteh-robots, abowt to unleesh on a unspspeking wurld?
Leasing teh basement ob teh d’Beaker Laboraties for teh trol cayje?
M…
Mission Impossibulling?
Nuclear fishin’?
0′possum collekting?
P…
Picking up moar cheezburgers?….
Quitting hims job at teh lab?….
Re-calculating math thingys?….
S…..
Steals da one all da way 2 da leff.
muahahaa
- lolspeak/lolgurl
steal meh kitteh
soory i didn mean ta post dis one
we all duz taht sumtimes
Steals da one all da way 2 da leff.
muahahaa
nice mettin yeh
- lolspeak/lolgurl
steal meh kitteh an u die
Ohai! Welcum tu Cheezland!
ohai!! welkom, nice to meet yoo!!
cool!
I have a desk just like that and it never gives me kittens.
mus bee defektive, ai wud taik it bak an demand teh kitteh dispenser git reepayred
Looks like the wack a mole game
Dis y I goes to bank to get gyent roll of kwarters
ai iz kummingin late to tihs LOL butt iz rly teh BES BES BES LOL UV AWL TAIM aifinkso
Ai put 2 much muneez in teh masheen. Ai can has mai chanj in kittehs, plz?
da grey kitteh in da middle plz. ktnxbai
This is vending machine. I put some money and bring one home.
Nah…dis more like “itteh bitteh kitty comitteh @ a Tokyo tube-hotel”
itteh bitteh kitteh committeh? kan u sei ovarused?
I think this vending machine takes cheezburgers
tn kitkats pes
no kep chanj i don eed it * mraw msae msae*
……..The firs comment in 6 months
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Feed me a stray cat?
Tee-ar-oo-el-el alertz!
Ai fink u need a hug.
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And calling Maus (MR Maus to u) a soccermom is stretching mai imaginashun way too far … ouchie.
Oh, be4 ai furget: *holds up big sign wif feelers*
Do NAWT feed teh trolls! Put dem in teh cayge in teh safari park for teh grand opening dis week!