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W00t!! w000t!!! conga ratz tu u Brandon_ha!! Adn tu JAJEH!! wif deh TY!!!
Haz u ben tu deh ty boo teek b4???
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it b wun uv mai favo-ritest plaisiz. Mai pal Gibbocat keepingz it well stocked wif deh most wundermus fingzez u can imajining. habn’t seeingd him in a wyle, but I ken tell hez ben heer, dere b fresh stawk.
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*Dey lukking rownd in wunder at teh awsumnesses uv deh Majikkle Ty Boo Teek.*
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Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sum deeliteful kittee skarfzez.
*Handzdem eech a lubberlee silk ty.*
Ober here hdere bee Janitz favrit — deh bobbul hedded kittehz. And on dis shelf he b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz. Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. Heer b deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez.
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Dheze b deh newest in deh jewilreez — kittee eerings, braceletz and nekklisses. Adn lukking at deh kitteh wind chimez!! Sew pritty!!
*runz her paw akross deh chimez and dey tinkul deelitefullee.*
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Member, ifn u duzn’t see wut u b wanting owt heer in the frunt uv deh Tybooteek, dere iz awlwayz deh bak ruum. Dats were I fownding deh UniKorn fer Janet.
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ober heer b deh lownge wif deh fyreplace tu relaxing bai.
*Pokez fiyre adn watchez deh sparkz fly up deh chimneez
*Gitz chokklit martoonez fer ebbreewun.*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!!
This is why we can’t have nice things.
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.
Yew can haz nys fings. Yew beh the welkum heer in Cheezland as lawng as yew plays nis.
An anneebuddee kan goes tew the ty boo teek..
You’ve all let this “lolspeak” go to your head.
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I hope you can never get a job again because of this and go into sheer poverty and have to collect cans to make a living.
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ICHC is funny. Stop trying to be ICHC.
We be lollin’ Draylorre be hatin’. Typing in lolspeak is teh tradshun heer at ICHC. An I wul haf u nose, its nawt alwayz ez comin up wiff altornet spelenz fur wurds. U haf ta be creatif. If u try’d, u might think its fun. Oh, and by the way, all of us here are perfectly capable of typing in proper English.
i haz a crush on everbound tee-hee!!
yew be mai hero, yez.
Y so srs?
dewd…. reale? u spended all dat tym typin dat up fur mi? is honurd, and kindu saddeneds.
Aw.. donut b deh sadz!! I duz deh happeytayl dans fur u gitting deh nawt-sekkund!!
dans, dans, twurl adn glide,
dansy-dans, dans,
wif a hop adn a wigglol!
awwwwwwwww i feel so bad fur that cat getin wet
Kitteh laiek deh shauer
I dont tink so JAJEH, dah poor kitteh tinks he meltin in da shauer
But goin owt wif style!
Congrats onna tye, Brandon ha an Jajeh! I wil eskort yew tu teh tye bootique an you can pick owt sum kool Stuff!
Beads of sweat, I has dem!
Frum holdin bak teh pointy ends? Dis kitteh is showin Great Restraint. An a touch uf Thoroughly Peeved.
I agrees, seems to be very patient kitteh to nawt be clawing at hoomin right then….
Kitekat deh son of ceiling cat is being baptised
oh mai……dis kitteh iz wearin’ a fortun in gold, silbur and joolz!
oh…mai….no!
Iz dat waher! Noes! kittehs NOES lik waher!
aiees………pur kitteh’s gone melty fur sur!
Whut I wants tew no is whut the picture stats were (shutter speed, F-stop, etc)
I likes photo, eben if hewman soon to die
(I was lolcat n00b, but I changed mah name)
Ohai VampireKetsuki! It is a grate shot, isn’t it!
Oh Hai VampireKetsuki!!
I betting dat deh camera wuz set on “Otto”.
Otto b very halpful.
Otto iz mai fren.
Yes, Otto is uzhulee kwite nise to mee.
wuz finkin uf diffrent otto.
had to fink a bit to unnerstand yur “otto”
Himz last name b Majik.
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Otto Majik b a berry gud fren uv mine!!
Iz berry kool pikchure, yes.
yes, i lubz deh wadder droppletz
adn
deh luk on deh kittyz fais
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deh wadder caskading off eh kittyz left eer
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deh handz firmlyholding deh kitteh
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Ebbreefing!!!
*duks hed in bareassment
wail, yew dint chaynge teh hole fred!!! LOL
:snerk: I duzn’t haz deh POWER like u du!! LOL
awwww yew make me feel rilly (stoopie) speshul……. ai iz fraid tew do strike fru……
o hai (sekkund) Mommeh *babeh kittun purrs an snorgles wiv Mommeh*
ohai liddel gurl………… did yew haz a gud dai??
yesh ai did *purrs*
me tew………. wuz a bonding dai wif Shilo……… tewmorrow cud be bad fur her… ai will be atwerk an ai duzznt fink her has spended muchleee time alone, if any. her wuz libbin wif 11 otter cats ….. well we jus has tew do it… her will adjust…. (ai finks ai shud put awl shoes in closet…..LOL)
She’ll prolly sleep awl day adn tehn want attenshun frum yoo awl ebening!
Otter cats??? Dey haz OTTER CATS?????
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Wait till Nightshayde heerz bowt dis!!!
aifinkso yew cud be rite!!
*snorgles close tew Mommeh an yawns*
aifinkso cud be liddol kitteh bedtime……. (an close tew mine tew)
mebbe
yew stays up layte, liddol gurl? is wut, 9 firty der or 10 firty??
10 firty
*babeh kittun begins tew crai sleeplee*
awwwwwwww, here bebbeh………haz sum warm milk an snuggle down tew sleep!! *shush……nawt crai*
*drinks teh milk, snuggloling against Mommeh, crai-ing*
oh now……..jus lissen tew a lil storeeee…….
yer sister, Shilo, has been rilly gud gurl tewdai……… her pounced on
teh door stop…….sproing!!! wuz funnee…..
an her wuz awl snorgled up on teh top ob teh couch on teh blankie…..ai cud see wuz slippin a liddol bit more ebbry minite……. pretty soon her plooped down off top ob couch…. luk at me like……..wut up wif dat??
we gots ebbryting awl straytened out an her sleepin on bak ob teh couch agin!!
on dat note ai fink ai needs tew go orf tew bed…. ai gets up errleee in teh mornin..
schmoooo tew yew liddol gurl…….yew sleeps gud and haz a gud nite. *scritches taya on top her liddol hed* nite, hunny
Nyte Jamama
LOL!! u iz speshul… but, just tu b safe, stay away frum deh htmlz.
wait, wot? did sumfing happin while i wuz out 0 da room
(she says wif substitooteechr voiz)
did u neber see deh Jamamakittyz grate italicz fau paw??? it wuz a clssic!!
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it b listed wif uzzer misadvenchewerz on deh cheez town cryerz lore adn legendz paig
http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/ichc-lore-adn-legendz/
:sigh: ai haz nebber professhed tew be puter programmy!
wuz mai big ‘barrissment!!
*but wuz funny akshully in retro*
‘kay, you guyz are pulling my tnendrils, right? jamamamakitty didn’t riiiillly do that?
u kin reeding it ursef!!! it b tru!!!! deh hole buttum uv deh fred and deh rite hand side bar….. it’z still borkt!!!!!
wail, *preens*, nawt tew mini peeps can chaynge teh hole fred!! it eben inclooded awl teh text on teh side ob teh comments page…….wuz berri bizarre.. ai cuddn sleep dat nite finkin ai borked it awl up…… nex lolpik wuz awl beddar…. sheesh
jamamamakitty, you gotz da powah! i know for a fax dat i have left the last htmlwoteveryoucallit thing at the end of a post just becuz i aer inna hurry or, to tell da truf, lazy, adn it nebber did it fur me. hmmm lemme try again…
ai iz lissnin tew teh “sweetpea” commercial rite now…….LOL
sweetpea commercial? wait, wot??
yesh………. is commercial playing sweetpea…applol ob mai eye….. is a cell phone commershul… LOL
oh look!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgjIk-_SQjA
ooooo fangs, jamamamakitty, i needed dat to halp my hedake!
well, to halp my hed not ake.
*wisperz: now make da innnertubes go all slanty again, ‘kay?*
ai sry yew has heddake!! nawt fun atall!
if ai nawt noes how ai didit inna nawt second plais, is kinda hard tew
duplicayte……..
….but i still not mess wif jamamamama just in kase her weeldz her superpowerz fur ebil on mii…..
’sokay, aisle just tilt da ‘puter a lil adn purtend…oooo dots…
oh yew guise!! quack me up!!
ai leeves yew now an takes maiself up tew bed!! “tilt”
schmooooooo
♪so long, fair whale, alf eat her sane, a dew…
A dew, a dew,
Tu yew adn yew and ye-ew!!!!!
*in harm moany♪*
good byyyyyyyy
gooooodbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
gooooooooooodbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy♪
fanx! izza very handy resorz!!
iz gud pikchur
really lubly
en kwite contrerry tew beleafs, de kitteh luks kinda happy
aifink teh kittehechur iz abowt 4 an teh shuttrspeedz iz abowt elebentysebben….
Seriyouzlee; ah fink teh pict cheuer wuz taekn u sing an electroniccy flash gun B kawz U neadz 1/fibe hun dreth awr fastur to katch teh wawtur leik daht, an U nawt can haz shutter daht fast insyde, but teh EFG wull gib U speedz up 2 1/elebentee fouzand!
O wut a wurld! wut a wurld! who wuz 2 think that a good little gurl liek u…
whut a whirrled! whut a wirrled!
Care troll bait, or Cruel and Unusual Bathing!
Deaf init lee Cruel an Unusual!
Kitteh is nawt a witch!
But she turned me into a newt!
*everyone looks*
I got better……
& hoo iz maekin kitteh in2 a brij?
iz a bootiful pikshur tho
Nyte Nyte cheezpeeps.
G’nite PH!!
Schmooz!!!
hallo ur majistee. i breeng thee teh gnu calindur “2009, a yeer in YNG’s”
plz n-joi…..i haz missingd talkin tew yew gize. ai haz bin teh layzee laytlee….
Oh Hai LC79!! How ya ben?? I haz missinged u tu!! U needz tu drop bai moar offin!! Speshullee if u gonna b bringing calindurz uf deh YNGz!!
Oh noez! Kitteh will have water in di ears.. Kitteh should hav wore a bathing-cap
But da pikshur iz grate!
iz plottin yur demize
whyle de wadder’s in mai eyez
whut a glorious pikture
yur death winz a prize
Hoo unfloofed mee????
seshi modell cat doesh soap commercial!!!
HALP!!!
wuzza matter BDM, yew otay?? ai can cawl 9 elebenty fur yew???
I finx BDM wuz just chanelling teh poor kitteh… HALP indeed! Sundai baths are a beeyotch. *eh hem*
otay, ai nawt werrie den, fankie!!! *yew has purdy abatar!!*
an ai hazznt interdooced maiself tew yew! *extends floofy paw ob interduckshun*
oh silly……. ai went an lukked an we is frens alreddy on profyle pages… ai jus dint fink ai had tawked wif yew here…..
Yesh, just channeling kitteh…
Catfushus sez: Hoooman who gets Kitteh wet wiv sumfing dey DO NAWT WANT iz soon tew dai
Hooman*
ohai!
Hai Daddeh
hai, mai littlol bebbeh kitteh!!
adn hao didz yur dai goez?
wuz gud Daddeh Ai flied an ai pownced
wut did yoo pownse awn?
ai sawree…mai parentlol yoonitz arre cuttink awff mai inturtoobs urlee tunite…..
probablee ‘cuz ai has skool in teh mowrnink…
sew gud nite, ebbureebudee….
nitey nite, DK
hyooman gonna git poyntee endz applied tew faes in 3……..2……….
the water is being repelled by my water repellent. your about to get more wet than meeeee!!
Nice! that’s the best photo in awhile!
ai agreez wif u, dis iz bery cool pixure!
Wow.. tihs photo haz amazing… Taht waz sum vurry fast film dey be using! To take such a purdy pikchur of teh kitteh in hiz saddest momentz must have beenz vurry hard! Liek, teh waterz iz all frozen in tiemz. Vurry fast filmz I sayz again! Wowz!
♫ raynedropz keep fallin awn mai hed
butt (heehee) that duzzent meen mai eyez wil suun bee turnin red.
cryins nawt fer meh
cauz ah’ll claw ur faice tew shredz
den ahm gonna tap danse awn ur hed
den ah’ll bee free…
nuffin worryin meeeeee! ♫
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aplologiez tew B.J.Thomas
Bwavo!! Bwavo!!! *klapiity, klapity!!!*
*tries tew wistle, haz kitteh lips*
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Bwavmeow, bluesfan!
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*klaps floofy paws*
ohz, *sniffle snifflez*, dat wuz a wundrfull sawng! *klappity klappity*
tank u, tank u, ah’ll bee heer awl weeekweeekweeek. Doan fergit tew tip ur waiterz an waitrezzez!
*tips waytress*
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*CRASH, CLATTER, SMASH, CRASH*
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Um… she nawt luk sew happi…
Cheezez twict, itz an angree waitrezz! Git inn teh car!!
:snerk:
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:snort:
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:gigglol:
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!1!!!
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*wypes teers, still giggloling…*
Dis HAS tew goes in teh Cheeztown Cryer!
WIN!!!1!elebenty!1!
Reemindz mi uv Gremlin.
Maibee deh tryin tu make moar kittehs?
whi I wantz ta go n tipz da waiterz n waiterez? wuldnt deh dropz da fud ifnz I dided dat?
momcat
why do people do this to cats?? it’s cruelty, no cat needs to be hold under a water tap! they can hold themselves clean alone.
Okay, nao we’re gonna trim over here, and over here– this is gonna look faaaaabulous!!
Wut r yu doin wiv dose sizzors?! Noe, git away frum mee!!! Nooooeeees!!!!!!
O U Q-T, U R A BEU-T.
What’s wrong with the person holding this cat underwater? Are people going to start torturing their animals now in order to get a “funny” picture for LOLCATS?
Wutz rong, u ask? I wud haz tu say, He’z not waring himz chayn mail glubz, datz wutz rong.
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Srsly. wii haz had dis diskussun sew mennee timez here…… dere b lotza reezunz wen it b appropriate tu givving deh kitteh a baf. Sumtymez deh PLEH on deh cat b moar dan he kin taking keer uv wif himz tungue…… I had a kitteh dat had an up klose and persunal experiense wif a skunk….. adn deh skunk wun. …. I washinged deh kitteh wif tomayto sauce adn den rinsinged him wif deh water…. but nawt sekkund I wented tu deh V E T adn gottid deh kitteh tran kwill eyezerz….. adn I still gottid deh pointy endz!!!!!
Ai agree – sumtiemz u just has to… My first kitteh (now well oveh deh reinboughs brigde…) Monty – had a close encounters wif a largest amunt of de oilz – caroilz – wi cuddent be letting him kleenz himselves – he wudda bin berry berry sickly… He understuds that somehaows – and let us kleenz him wiffout to many pointy endz… He waz probably all dizzeh from da oilz…
waterbording, ifinkso….. punishment, it appears 2 mee. hooman has a grip like anger. i has sad four kitteh.
Kitteh in control, feel sad 4 hooman. payback sneeky and b ofal when happen. Be confident, kitteh prevail!!!
O WUT A WURLD WUT A WURLD!!!!!!!1111
srsly, peeps. Kitteh is jawst gettin a baff. Prolly wuz stinkee. An kitteh seem to nawt haff a problem wiff gettin baff, seein as hoomin still haz hanz. Infax, shuld give pets baff once in whilez. Getz rid uv da dandruff an parasites.
kitteh always make payback!
I’m impressed. Besides the funny caption, it’s a beautiful picture. Truly a work of art.
Wow dat iz such a grate foto! lol
iz agree..
for shamez. dun yew know waters hurts kittehs ears?
I agree with Draylorre. You are using WAY to much lolspeak and it is hard to understand. A little Lolspeak is fine, Just dont go over the top with it.
How cute is dat picture??
Jan Wezgray haz they perfect amount of lolspeak.
wizard of oz kitteh…
Tht iz one HD camera…i wanna lik its so much because it looks lik ice!…=3
lol great pic. the photography is awesome.