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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!!
OK. Now that I have your attention…
*Ahem*
Whereas, on this day, the anniversary of Eeckthecat’s birth is to be occasioned, to wit:
Celebrations are encouraged by friends, family, cats and other slavish disciples.
Gifts are considered both unnecessary and sycophantic, unless actually given.
All persons with knowledge of this day’s significance shall be encouraged to commemorate the occasion by visiting the Nawty Barn. Extra YNGs are on duty for your convenience.
All parking tickets and fines are hereby forgiven.
All carbohydrated snacks shall not be counted toward any person’s daily allotted intake. Alcohol too shall be consumed without fear of consequences, legal nor social.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EECK!
Oh, yes… and…
Birthday BOOP!
And I is riding in The Thunderbolt Grease-Slapper:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDfKKQ4WSqA
** snerk **
“Remember,if your check bownces,it’s a Badyear!”
Dat brings back (ancient) memories!
I’m glad you liked it!
*hedcake*
…….i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i
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*jumps een fur a hippy burfday wish*
*throws ober a burfday creem caek* erm… oooouuupsie… ai mentid 2 gibs u dat… hmm… tu bad fur da caek… sorry gotta go nao… *runs a way*
hippo burfday eeck
** sprays self off with seltzer **
No problum! Fank U!
Happitayle burfay Eeck.
Ai iz bringink yew teh fishie takos, a pavlova frum nooziland nd ai is ridink a moa (biggy ostritch taipe burd wot iz teknikly eggstinked).
{{{{{eeck}}}}}
Mmmmm…fank you,kimkiwi!!!
Ai aktually eeted a very gud fishie sammich fer lunch todai…restaurant no had tacos!
Ai had teh bestist nd nommiest fishie takos nd shwimp takos at teh messikin restront nea mai werk. Ai goes tehir wib a freend on caturday eves ebbery wunce in a whyel.
*RRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrr sput sput sput*
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HAPPY BURFDAI EEEEEECK!
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Hope u had a gud lunch but did u save room for burfdai caek???
To go wif ur nascar rekwested theem party, I has make u a CAR-ROT caek!
And, I has a present for u!
*pulls out a…. BOX*
Sowry.
It’s a speshul owtfit for ur to ware when u rides Kidney Stones!
Racin’ colors!! U like??
Iz beyooteeful!!!
Teh owfit…nawt teh box !!
Fank U !!!!!
mah pleshure!
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I was trying to come up wif a noo alternative fuel.
So I mixt teh too most opposit things I cud find: some essense of teh xtra nassty tee r oh ee el el that was here this weekend *shiver* and teh essence of cheezland, wich is teh win and awesome. I was finkin it wud be liek a matter/auntie matter thing. But wut happened is teh (t-werd) was totally oblimerated by teh power of cheez! Which as far as xperimints go, was teh WIN b/c it proovifyes that cheez conquers all!
However it don’t make teh best fuel. So bak to teh drawin bored on that!
Ai wuz awn ICHC for a liddul whyle Caturday mornin,but ai must hav missed teh…teh….that T werd thingy.
U may has fownd the world energy solution !
a lot of it was deleted.. he wuz so bad teh cheezez had to edit him owt!
*shivers again*
U noes, after that horribul sperience, we should start a edumacational program here so teh good Cheezpeeps lern to DO NOT FEED TEH TROLLS. No matter how nasty teh trolls is, we should NOT respond to them either in kind or with kindness. They is looking for any sort of reaction, so just ignorifying them is teh bestest way to go.
Oh, and if u missed it, I rited a anti-troll song but it got eeted up along wif teh deleted posts on Saturday. Teh cween puts it in teh Town CryerOuter page:
http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/lcbz-troll-song/
I saw that! It’s ur ushual WIN!
And I agrees, in totalitee.
No more huggin teh trolls!
kthxewanditduzzntdoanygudanyways!
No huggin, no hittin, no respondifying to trolls in any way, shape or form.
*wispers*
and did u notice teh other, slitely less nasty one that hasn’t been here in a wiles, showed up too?
*sigh*
*wispers back*
No, I didnot see that. Just as well. Best thing is to ignorify them anyways. *nods*
But tells me: Why is we whispering?
*wispers*
we don’t want them to heer us.
Tell u whut, cween. Next time there is a troll around, just hug teh neerest cheezpeep insted, wifout eggsplanation. And hum a few bars of “Fatuous Trolls”.
ooooo gud idea!!! u so smart LCB.
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{{{LCB}}}
Humz: Are you gonna rank us out tonight
Ahhh on that cat cheezburger site..
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Just praktissing.
Pownses on LCB adn gibs hur a BIIIIIIIIGGGGGGG hug.
Just practisin…
Woa, GMTA mai cween!
*gets up, brushes self off, re-adjustifies mask*
Um, yeah. That’s good, u guise. Mmm-hmmm. Gotta go now. kthxicantbreafe
CANT BREAFE!!!!1!\
*pushes LCB bak to teh grownd n commenses chest compresshun adn mouf-to-mouf*
Breafe, LCB, BREAFE!!!!!!!
*babeh kitteh snorgles wiv Cween sleeplee*
cweenmj, u crak me up!
ackshully not responding will prolly peace tehm off more than a hug, anyways.
Ur rite. ahm shamed tew sai ai lowd maisef tew bee gooaded inno argufying wif teh troll ober teh weekweekweekend, ai kno ai shuddent. forshoomately mai commints wuz deleeted alawng wif hiz.
Frum awn, no respondifying!
oh yeah, ur sawng is FTW lcb!
*Putz dukky taype on skwirrlgrrlz crakz*
Kant haz u falling apart, deerie.
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{{{Leeza}}}
Humz: Are you gonna spew your vitriol
Fatuous trolls
You’re such a drag to have around…
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moar troll praktiss.
oh he wuz really teh worst I has ever seed here.
itz hard not to let that get to u.
I had a HYOOG satisfackshun when his commints got deletified, rite after he was gloating about tehm NOT being deletified.
It was only a mattur of tiem…
not shure having duck taype on my craks is ftw, mj…
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and u shudda seen teh typo I almost just made….
Whai Leeza, my deer! Glowting luks gud on yoo!
*applies moar ducky tape to teh cwacks*
LCB your song is amazifying… I can has teach it to my friends? I thought to be askingk permission first.
*DK gets tangloled in teh duck taypes and ends up typing hurself to Leeza*
*hedbatting iz imminint*
*wunderz tu self if spakkling Leeza’z crak
*wud hav ben a bedder idea.
*starts tew maik commint…hesitatytes…..decydes nawt tew be tuching this wun…….ohhh dots!*
Heer iz teh sooper gloos foar next tyme Leeza cracks mai Cween.
Oh luk!! a ten fut pole.
I wunder wut itz doing heer?
plz to nawt tuch it!
ohai Eeck and Happie Birfdai!
Fank u,hedda.
(Ur last nayme izzint “Lettuce”,iz it?? )
happy birfday eeck!! *hugs*
Fanks!
** hugs back **
*giggols* noe iz nawt but yu iz teh funee!
Happy Birfday!
Fanks,Valesa!
how can this be on the front when it has no votes? PUT MINE UP!
Mistaeks cannot be rektyfyed laytur
HAPPI BIRFDAI Eeck!
Ai aer dribin a hard bargin an Ai bring a boddul uv cheep sham payne (fur skwertin purrpussiz!)
“Dribin a hard bargin”
** snerk **
U win !!!!!!
bui onlee jen-u-wine LOLkittehs!
kitteh luk moar lyk lowlcat
inspekted bye numbrr elebenty
Beware uv imitashuns!
o noes! i has a fake LOLcat! wut i do??
Onlee bye frum teh store. Not frum vendur onna coroner.
Ewe…not coroner, corner!
nawt crooner?
Awww…c union soog be low. It showeded upp inna rong playze.
Ann eye still canna git rid uff dat wreef onna Ennerprize!
I duzn’t seeing deh reeth.
If u haz fyrefawkz going tu deh Tools, den Clear Private Data, deh only thing on dat screen u needz chekt b Cache.
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If u usez Internet Exploder, u needz tu cleering ur Historyz, ifinkso.
gud luk.
Dis izza test uff teh wreef remmovul syztem.
..an awl salez ar final!
Pwnd!!!!!! good to see you!!!!!
*scrabulzcrabulscrabul across teh innertooobz t’ward Pwned*
*skidskidskid*
*loss o trakshuns skidskidskid*
*KLONK*
i mint to doo dat.
Oar LCB.
Happee birfdai!!!! *blowz noizy maiker* FWEEP FWEEP FWEEEEP!!!
ai iz rydin a classic huffy bike wif awsum ape-hanger handelbars, sparklee streemers an playin cardz in teh weels sew it soundz lyke a motocycle. Kind of. If u haz a ten yeer oldz immaginashun.
an iff u haz it pleez tew gib it bak rite naow!
Ai will gib back teh immaginashun iffin ai can adds “politeness” and “common sense”….
And yer byke be beeyootiful!
*babeh kittun snorgles sleepeh aginst Eeck*
[happitail birfday Eeck]
** snorgles bebbeh **
Fanks,liddul winged one!
*yawns*
Iz Eeck’s birfdai??? I haz a clooless.
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SO: Happitayl birfdai Eeck!!! Enjoy yur day!
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hugs, schmoos and snorgles!
PB2K!!!!! Howdy!!!! How teh heck has yoo been?
wall, fer a chik wif no immoon system, I’z nawt doin too bad. I’z missed dis plays, tho. Glad I finallee gawt it togedder to sho up!
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Mai recobberee iz going bery well – todai iz abowt Day 160 or so. An I *finallee* gotz mai kar kees bak! (nawt dat tehy reelee had dem, but I wuzznt alloud to dribe). No long distances, but short, local trips ar fine! Gibs mii a happitayl!
Going to Meijers,perhaps ???
akshullee, stores (espshullee wun as big as Meijer’s) ar still *Do Nawt Want* fer mai Dr. TinyOncoCat, so I haz to go to smaller stores at odd howrs ov teh dai, wehn dey iz nawt too bizzie.
Ed’s All-Purpose Shop Mart…at 1am….
ohai PB2K! ai hasn’t seen you since ai started posting regularlee.
im glad yu get to drive again! do the groceree fud stores
in yur area deliber? that wai you can save your trips
for more interesting places
yup, i kan fink ob sum groshree stores i’ve bin in taht wuld be very not gud for peeplez hoo kant be arownd jurns. ikk.
W00t!!! i haz a GIANT happee 4 u, PB2K!!!!! I haz missinged u, tu!!!
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It b kewl dat u gitting ur kar keez bak on dhe day wii haz a race!!!
PB2K !!!!!
Ai culd nawt hav had a bedder birfday surprize!!
aw, shucks!
ohai!!!
we has been missing u here!
*boops pb2k*
*whispurrs*
Wuht iz dis “boop”? Iz nyoo to mii. Iz it teh fun?
yes, its lots of fun! *BOOPs PB2K very gently on the nose*
Oh,Hugh…..u menshuned Mr.Limpet further down teh thred…dat wuz one uv mai FAVORITE moobies wen ai wuz a kidlet !!!
U must hav teh sykick powers!
ohai PB2K I wuz jus aksing bout Uz last week
I had a wurried since I not seen Uz fur a long time
How is Ur boss kittehs?
*hugs two_kittehs*
Iz guud to bii bak heer. I missed eberyboddee!
Teh boss kittehs ar gud – dey lubs habbing mawm sitting at hoam a lot an doin nuffing, meens moar lap tiem an snorgle tiem fer dem! Ov corse, iz nawt so grate akshullee wehn dey decyds to fite ober mii bai fiting *awn* mii!
{{{pb2k}}}
my thots is with you and hope U has a speedy recovery
Is U still neutropenic?
{{{{{{{pb2K}}}}}}}!!!!!!!!! hi tehr!!!!!
we haz missd yoo, i reeded up teh updates on yoo on teh cheezland town cryer, hope yoo keeps gettin better!
Happy birfday Eeeeeeeek!!!
Faaannnnnnkkkkssss!
Caveat Emptor!
Cave Canem!
Tempus Fugit!
an Happee Burfdae EEEEECK!
Vale Felis!
Non Compos Mentis!
Habeas Corpus!
adn Happeetayle Birrrrfdae EEEEEEck!
Wow….Latin birfday greetings!!
Ai has an impressed !!
Happitayle birfdai Eeck! May awl ur birfdai wishes kumming troo!
Adn sum birfdai adbice fur yoo:
Semper ubi sub ubi
Um,okai…..
what am ai supposed to to wif teh sub sammich agin ??
*wispurrs* alwais ware unner wares!
Nawt 2 menshun nil carborundum
póg mo thóin! Nawt reely!! Ai jus been nawty synce wez listin phrayses in uvver langwidges!
wun uv mai all tyme faborite bands frum yesteryeer Teh Pogues anglicyzed this phrayse fer tehyre naim, hee hee
*whistle whistle gurgle bubble gurgle whistle*
Thats happy birthday in manatee language!
Yes it is.
You can’t prove otherwise.
oh yesh ai can
*guz luking for see-life to human translolter from
old scooby doo episode*
darn those meddling kids!
oh! ai lyked teh pogues butt (hee! appropriate!) did nawt noes taht part!
*hums Fairytale uv Noo York*
Teh bestest Crissmas sawng eber!!!!
Teh phrayse wuz nawt bery nyce tew sai heer tho, ai doan meen tew bee offendin aneewun. Ai haz inapproprayte sens uv hoomer sumtymes.
Doan’t we awl!
*ahem*
Not all of us, perhaps? I am always quite appropriate.
Happee burfdai Eeeek! An mennie moar!
Fanks Tribble.
Liv lawng & prospurrrr….
Luk 4 teh unionn labul ♫
wen u iz buyin lolcatz ♫
@@@@!!
Sumfing strainge b on deh raic trakk! it b a car maded uv millyunz ov liddlol bubblolz. Deh hood iz bubblolz, deh fenderz is bubblolz, deh wheelz is bublolz, deh roof iz bublolz, deh bumperz b bubblolz. Evvree wair bubblolz. Cweenmj iz at deh wheel adn dribing like a maniak. Az seh rowndz deh final turn, deh bubbloz kumming owt uv deh tailpipe float up into a klowd dat spellz owt
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Happeetayl Birfday, Eeckthecat!
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A handful uv bubblolz floatz over deh krowd:
Ô̊̊ ̊̊̊ ˚ ͚ ░ ꜘ Ο ₒ ○ ⁞ Ο ѻ ӿ ۞᷂ ᴼ ◦ Θ ˓ ᵅ ᵟ ʘ ˘ ᶛ ˳ ᶞ ⁞ ᵜ ̐ ͦ ο ░ ͋ • ͏
ⱷ ⁞ ○ ͏ ͘˚ ₒ … ῁ c Θ ᵕ ᴑ ͚ О Θ ˓ ᴽ ҈ ӂ ☼ ○ ◌ ₒ ▫ ░ ᵜ ˚ ͚ ░
ͦ* : ¤ ͚ ɷ ᴑ О ʶ Θ ˓ ⱷ̥ ː ᵕ ░ ꜘ Ο ₒ ░ ͋ • ͏ ₒ … ῁ ᶛ ̥ Θ ₒ … ῁ ᶛ ̥ Θ
ooooh…bubblolz !!! dans dans dans singing happi birfdaze 2 EEEEECK
Fankee,Cween !!!!
U must hav teh eesiest to reeplayce vehickle eber !!
It duz haz a berry smoooooth ride.
*gammacat screeches in on a jen-u-wine 1967 Alfa Romeo Spider*
sorree im later. hadda stop to fix de electriks and wire
on da bits da fell off!
*wayves awai smoke from burning oil in engine*
happytail birfdai eeck!
{{eeck}}
here is a birthday pat…
Boop!
and sum cayke and icee creem!
Had 2 kind uv cayke alredde today….hazzint had icee creem,tho…
***nomonmnomnomnom***
Ahhhhh…brayne freez !!
*wraps cheezmap blankee around eek’s hed*
der, dat should help wif brainfreeze!
*wonders if eek can see thru blankie*
how manee paws am i holding up?
Mt.McKinley.
*adjusts blankee sew eek can see*
hows about now?
Mt.Rushmore.
oh deer, eek is overexcited by the partee!
dew yew want to sit in the comfee chayre?
“Now — you will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven.”
Happeh burfdehs!
An maek sur kitty is ripe when u pet him, green kittehs is nawt sawft.
Fank you, E.V. !
Green kittehs is nawt sawft, oranj wuns r poysin…..kittehs shuld coem wif cololur warningz!
Happitayle Birfday, Eeck!
As a prezzie, I will taek Nikita awf ur hanz.
Wow…my catfud bill will go down elebenty dollars!
Wutebber I kin do to halp in dese pleh ekonomees, my fren.
Wat duz wii hav fer eecks birfdai pardy?
Applols, bobbin fer
Birfdai caik in mennee flavors
Candee
Dansin
Elebenty elolphants
F……
Firewerkz!
Ginormus party faverz
Hugh Mungus Candlolz
(Hugh Mungus b Hugh G. Manateez bruzzer frum anuzzer muzzer)
I……
Incredible Mr. Limpet
Juicy shrimp kabobs
Kelp on a stick
Lots of love ♥
Manatees- huge
Naughty barn visits
O…..
Opun bar
Pikklold unyunz
Quite a gud tiyme
Riychus musikz
S…..
Strawberry deakkeries – frozen – beswayres of heddfriezez..
Tantalyizing cheezypuffs with sourkreem
Usual miks ob de banter
V….
Veree large drinkies
Weels uv cheez
Xtra YNGs
Yello polka dot bikinies (itsee bittsee teeny weeny bariety)
Zebra raicing
hORY H. E. DOUBLE HOCKEH STIKS! DE AUTHENTIK WANS ARE FRIGGEN ADORABBABBLE!!!!
ZOOMZ in to wish eeckthecat HAPPEE HAPPE BURFDAI! **takes awf helmut, shaykes owt fevvers.*** Big schmoos to yew eeck! **My idolin car is the sewpur dewpur raynebow culured (but NAWT lyk day crybabee’s car) sponsored by Parrothed Rum, Margaritaville, Viagra fur wummins, Stopkwik Brakes, an Hooneedzrubbur Tyres, owned by Jimmee Buffit himself, pit crew iz teh Coral Reefur band.**
Fur yur prezzie, I gotted yew dis lubley liddlol ox, we sabed him frum the new yeer peeps. He’s a resque ox. Oops, you’re gonna need reelee larj baggiez.
Oh,parrothead…u jus mayde me laff owt lowd in mai cubby…..
An ox ?? Do dey has litter pans dat big ??
a biiiiig yard, yu gonna need wun, aifinkso!
But she’ll NEVER run out of fertilolizer fer her garden… and her yard… and her neighbor’s garden…
And teh stayt uv Iowa……
An surrowndin cownteez.
***Teers up**** Butt butt butt yew lyke him, rite? Yew will lub him an hug him an buy stawk in shubblols? **sniffs**
Yesh…ai will hug him and sqweeze him and call him Babe.
Oar Bloo.
Well, he’s not very bright, now, is he? Might I suggest Ox E. Moron?
**snert**
Butt butt butt dew nawt make him bloo!
yesh it wud, iffen u skweeze him tew hard!
oopz, ai misred ur commint as “dat nawt maik him bloo” dere parrothead, sorree.
Happety hippety Birfday!
May awl your wisheses be coming true – and teh bestest of luck on finding de altenatibs fjuwl… we’d be needing that
Her be a happety hippety norgewegian burfday song – for you!
(but u hab to be sharing it with Australia – dey be habing birfday today to…)
and I’z be arribing in my Aston Martoon Vantaj – british raisin green – ob koorse!
veree nice car!
iz a handmedown from de sekret cleberness agencies – haz got lotsa nifty gadgets!
Air bags – to be flying outta diffikult situashoons
Brassy knobs on sham-payn cubbards
Cutest kittehs to keep cumpany
Ooooo…an Aston Martin….
** taykes shiny car owt into teh lite,ala LCB **
berry berry shiny
hmm – mai burfdaysong to u keeps disapparationing…
tries again youtube.com/watch?v=-nssBi6SJo4
and nao fur da song!
youtube.com/watch?v=-nssBi6SJo4
:-p
And Gremlin drives up in . . . guess what . . . a souped-up Gremlin! Zoom zoom! *blak smoke belches owt teh bak, ther ar sum weird rattles and klunks*
*tosses a gift owt teh window as she dryves by*
Turns owt it is a gigantik diamond tiara! Eeck, mah deer, yoo ar Queen for the Day!
*blows a kiss, zooms off* May yor yeer ahed be wundermaus!
**shudderz** Troo storee- mai furst car wuz a gremlin. Butt wayte, dere’s moar, it wuz PURPLOL!!!!
Fank U ,gremlin mai fren !!
**adjusts tiara on hed ***
**tells co-werkers to obey me or else! **
Happy Birthday, Eeck old friend. How is my special order of spherical cloth boxes coming? Hmmmmm?
Mr.Ebil Maus…
Since you specified that the cloth for the spherical boxes be made out of troll hair,it is taking an unusually long time for us to complete your order.
Call back in elebenty weeks.
I think you could get it done faster. There have been several QUITE hairy trolls around here lately. I think you need try harder to catch them. I know…
*Ahem*
HEEEEEERE TROLLY, TROLLY, TROLLY!!!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEE!!!!!
TROLL, TROLL ,TROLL!!!
** stares at Ebil Maus in astonishment **
Is that pig latin ??
Igpay Atinlay? Or Eezchay Eekspay?
eeck’s getting spayed?
I was reading it as “speakeasy”,somehow….
Anybudde want a drinkee?
** hick **
*Rides in on 1950s Schwinn American Beauty bicycle wif big basket on handlebars*
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Ohai, Eeck! Ai is late as usumable. Happitayl birfday to yu an pweez has sum uf dese oatmeel raysin cookies. Dey is homemayde an berry nommy.
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An menny happitayl returnses, too!
Fank u,Cassidy !!
Ai LUBS teh oatmeal-raisin!!
** nomnomnomnomnom **
EEEP! Run awai!
*teh babeh winged black kittun snorgles wiv teh Ebil Maus*
Um… hello, child. I’m not generally known around here as someone to “snorgle” with. Perhaps you would be more comfortable with someone else?
Noes ai iz fine heer. Ai iz nawt Basement Cat but as yew kan see ai iz nawt normal kitteh eaber.
aifinkso EM iz wurried he mite bee drawn bak tword teh lite by ur cayuteness Taya.
ob corse ai haz been wrong bout tehse fings beefor, synce ai kno nuffing bout ebil stuffs *snikkers tew sef*
ohai!
ohai bak atchoo DK!
Daddeh! *purrs*
two_kittehs makes a grand entrance
in herz red ferrari
Iz I late? Iz dere sum cake fur me?
Happeh Birfdai Eeck!!!
Fank U 2_k.
Dere iz ALWAIS cayke in cheezland….no calories,eether!
cake, wid choclit frosting want!!!
and sprinklies! lots of sprinklies! lots of sparklifying sprinklies!
Are those sprinkles, or has GP been around here…
eeewwww
one ruined cake…
*tosses it aside*
Tadah! brand nu chocklit cake – dis one wif chocklit frosting – decorashuned wif chocklit possums!
MMMMMM…nommy!
Fank u !!
i would love too purchase lol cat sometimez
I does dis, put littlol stickahs on mah kittehz heads
demz not like it much!
but I fink demz looks cute
ai sumtymes putz stik-awn bowz awn mai girliez at Crismass, tehy stais awn fer neerly a nanosekkond! Wich is mush lawnger tehn teh lil raindeer antlerz staid awn!
Ai put an “I voted” sticker on Nikita once to try and get a picture….
she freeked owt !!
O hai, Eeck. Happy birfday! Sry I wasn’t here for teh race. I was gonna ride teh Swiffer of teh Wikked Witch from Next Door but stoopy RL got in teh way.
Anyhow, here’s a pair of rhinestone flip-flops 4 u. I will has teh YNGs bring u a case of Guinness laters. Sans piggeh.
Oh,LCB…u alwais know jus what I was lukking for!
**sniff**
Um, R dose flip-flops oar… fongs?
I see my clone got here furst!
jinx!
Waydaminnit – whose teh clone ob who? Hmmm?
um… I dunno.
we is clones of each otter?
Yash, aifinkso!
*wispers*
That meens, dimond collar, not dimond thong, rite??
DEFNITLEE nawt diamond
dental flossfong!hay, did u get to talk to ur dotter yesterday?
Yuppers! Adn ai feelded beddur after.
{{{{DK}}}}
I hasta go for now… got a dress-up dinner to goes to.
Plz try not to let teh cween spakkle us togetthur!
I saw ‘flip-flops’ and thot ‘thongs’…
*passes owt*
I trieded this Wun tiem. Is guf fing teh pointee endz had been clippered nawt sekkund. Wuz onlee in stitches a liddlol whiel.
happy burfday eeck!! heer are sum ob teh choklit-choklit chip browneez we made dis weekend, an aftur reedin throo yor party to get a idea wut to be gibbing yoo, heer iz a dimond-krusted-handled wip to go wif yor tiara to make yor co-wurkers obey yor evree wurd!!
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(psst, btw, teh burfday fairy leeved yoo a greeting on teh kitteh-dispenser thred!)
Yesh…ai saw the birday fairy’s greeting.Wuz berry luvely!
** cracks whip **
Ai sed WERK FASTER,you fools !!
Yes! Faster! I need those boxes IMMEDIATELY!
Mr.Ebil Maus…
I must insist that you refrain from abusing my coworkers
Only I am allowed to do that.
Gogetyourownpeons,mister!
My, my, my… Someone certainly has a case of The Grumpies today…
I would rather have a case of Guinness,thank you very much!
how abaot a cayse ob sham payne? Vjuve Klikkoa or Dome Parrignong?
Purrfect wif chocklit cake – an berry stylish when u be ordering ur kowoarkerz roundanround!
U know whats gud in champagne??
Frozen lemonade.
We used to drink dat for Xmas brunch.
nao I want champpers… on a mundane night… sigh…
Lemon liqueur is good too – and theres a cocktail called french 75 – with fresh lemon juice, gin and champers… yummy!
*makes a large pitcher of French 75 and passes round*
Skål!
Ai will wayte til ai gets home to drink sum….do nawt want to drinkee & drivee!
Nite nite! elebentyfortive PM here…
Hope you have a wonderful birthday outside of cheezeland too!
MEH TOOOO!!!!
hey peeples!
Ohai jewelcat!
hey to yoo!!
Happy Bird Day Eek!
(bedder late den Nebber!)
Fank u,catslave !!
LUV yer nayme by the way.
yuppp…iz reel….
Yes, hug the kitty with both arms.
Oops, my kat has sticker says: “Dis not LOL kat”
what does dat mean?
-lolgurl
giev meh kat a stickey dat says geniune lolkat NOW!!
den i blieve ya
I lubs freshness stickerz
Reminds me of Chikituh Bananananaz.
bedder late den nebber! (adn iz late heer alreddy):
Happy Birfday to yoo Eeck
yays for essily scaned kitties. Also to hte persun in the piktur with the Centre t-shurt. Go Colonels!
I love this cat, hope I can carry it to my house.
= D Happy birfdai Eeck dis kitteh luks liek mah kitteh cat Sassy
This cat looks just like my cat! So much so that I wonder if they are one in the same..
http://www.flickr.com/photos/kimason/3223533662/in/set-72157604309922737/
But what if I finded mah kittehs outside for frees?
I found the “n” you were missing while typing “authetification”. Here it is:
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what kind of cat is this? we have one exactly like it, except the eyes are green.