If cute
If cute doesn’t work, we break out the nunchucks.
cyootness iz nawt sew gud sumtiems.
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Our cute knoes no mercies.
Wudja lookit dat? Ur at deh top uv deh braid!!!! Mai hatz off tu u, LCB!!
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Hay!! I didn’t say u kud keep it!!!!!!
But… but… it looks just like teh one Areefa wore at teh lolnauguration! Big ginormous bow wif sparklies! WANT!
Moast ub da ladeez ar getting faikee hatz maked wif da sattin insted ub da flet cuz iz berree munneeish. But LCB , ar yu bizzy wif setting up da Brocco Bommer’s blakbary?
Um, yes. Setting it up. Mmm-hmm. That’s why I has it.
Oh, and it will take a few
daysweeks to finish. kthxculatersConcats Annipus and LCB! oo berry nice hat you got there…;)
wail ef yew ahd meh un u lcb den we haz a syx payk. dys gewd straytahrgy aiffinkso.
Cute werks fur me!
and less painfull than nunchucks.
Cute will probably work though…
kyootest.
ninjas.
EVUR.
nao i will beggin resurchin hao tew grab photogenic kittens rite outta da
screen nd taek tehm hoem wif me.
Iffen you figure it out…let me know! I wants dem tooo
Ai’ll taek teh cyoot…nunchucks duzent feel go gud upside teh faec!!1!
dats rite! rubbin a kitten awn ur faec, thoh..
et cud b a spa treetmint!
Ooooo. lukkee dem blu aiez
and teh black kitteh is blinking one eye!
he’s teh pyrit kittun. awl teh uthers is ninjas.
wehn tehy brake owt teh nunchucks, he brakes owt
hims bukkaneer sword!
tuxie pirate kitteh….
WANT!!!
WANT TEHM AWL!!! AWL 4 OB DEMS!!
SKWEEEEEEEEEEEEE>>>>>SKWEEEEEEEEEEE>>>>SKWEEEEEEEEEEEE
awl teh way hoam.
oooh gud i!
I dint even see teh 4th one hidin bak there.
*yoinks teh tuxie pirate kitteh before tidmum can gets tehm all*
Oh the Kewt *SPLORT!*
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up FTKA’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*blearily openz one eye* oh fangkew anni you sabed me! *sip nom sip nom*
oh, heer ya r! nice hospittul ward ICHC has.
doktur annipuss sez u b better soon, she wants u 2
remember 2 ware ur CHRG(wdoi) next tiem.
i droppdid bai cuz i wudint b a gud chonklitt samus
iffin i dint gif u a treet ob mah own!
lessee…heer we goes!
hao wud u liek a box o’ dark chonklitt kittens?
alsew has nougat wuns, milk chonklitt wuns, nd
wuns wif hazelnuts! iffin dey has tew mutch calareez,
yew kin juzt gitz sum yarn nd hav fun wif dem!
ooo… fangkew CS… you be berry kind my nefews purr loudly forr you and perform their famous falling kitteh trick. dun worry no kitteh get hurted they just leap gracefully off the stairs and then go back up and do it again.
WARNING! WARNING! WE ARE AT DEFSPLORT ONE!
Pleez to put awn ur CHRG an HGGs before viewin this pixure!!!
O noze! Tew lait!
Ahhhh! Teh pinky nozez! Teh lil pinky tung!! SPLORT!!!
i kumz tu helpifying u!!
*runz, runz, runz tu git deh CCC.
*drag, drag, drag deh CCC bak tu NS.
*rummij, rummij, rummij
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I sweeping up ur braynez intu a nice liddlol piyle.
Wut shud I washing dem wif??
O luk! i fownded sum leftober sham paynez.
rinsy rinsy in deh bubblee shampperz!!
Now I tuk dem gently bak intu ur hed.
Adn dukk tayping deh brayium bonez bak in plais.
Lesseee, wut kinda CHRG tu putting on??
Oh, a Huge Manatee CHRG!!!
*tug, tug, tug, it on.
*SNAP!!!
ooopz sry bowt dat!
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Ok u b awl bedder now, u just laying heer awl tukked up in dis blankee and sip ur koko. Heerz a chokklit possum tu aid deh rekubbereez. U b fine in a bit…… but no lukking at deh babey kittehz!!!
*tugs blankee round showlderz* whew, fank u cweenmj!
*swims into the thread*
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Oh my, I’ve been featured on the new CHRGs? This is an honor! And may I say they look stylish indeed!
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*swims away feeling proud*
ohai Hugh! Love teh sunglasses. *wink*
Oh yesh, Hugh is luukin bery handsum dese days!
*blows kiss tu Hugh* SCHMOO!! *giglols an runs away*
Why, thank you very much, I think they go well with my hat!
*swims after kk4* Shmoo! *swims away blushing*
wate!
I wanna Hugh schmoo too!
*shmoo!*
*blushes*
U knows I mite see some of ur relatibs on my camping trip next month! Gremlin sed sometimes u see teh manatees in teh springs. Is there anyone u wants me to luk up wile I’m there?
That’s very nice of you! If you happen to see my brother, Humongus_Q_Manatee tell him he owes me a call! And have a great camping trip!
shure! but how will I know him?
all you manatees look alike, u knows.
Really? I haven’t noticed that at all, must be a human thing! Anyway, there’s a picture of the two of us on my profile, under my pictures so you can see what he looks like! *winks*
Have I changed into you, Hugh_G_M? wen Ai clikked awn ur bloo name Ai got sended 2 mai profiel!
Oh dear, sorry about that. I don’t know why that happened but perhaps if you click on my name now you can see the picture of my brother and me. If anyone would like to see it.
oHai daire awl mai cheezee frenz!!
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Deh Cheez Town Cryer http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com haz ben growing bai leepz adn boundz!!
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It b habbing a noo feet chewer. It b a google calendar wif deh eventz on it. u duz not haz tu haz a google akkownt fur it tu werking. u kin finding it on deh rite hand side bar. Plz tu note dat awl tiymez will beeing deh ICHC tiyme adn u will haz tu adjusting dat tu ur own tiyme.
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I postifying thingz related tu deh ICHC cummunity. Such as races, partyz, condition uf sick peepz adn sick petz, cheezmeetz, eventz, etc. Mostly I b capchuring alla nowns mintz I b seeing in deh commintz. But I may missing sum. If u haz a nownsmint u b wanting postifyed, just sending a emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com
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In addishun tu deh nownsmintz, I haz posted a bunch of helperz and majic triks. U will finding dem listed on deh rite side. In addishun tu deh strucshunz fur avatarz adn bloo names, u will finding help fur sneeking in deh bak doorz uv profilez wen Dr.Tinycat b werking on deh serverz, adn how tu sort owt deh ICHC tiyme kunundrum, adn making smileez and posting linkeez adn, adn, adn, well, and lotza uzzer stuffz.
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Adn I haz ebbreefing u needz tu noez tu gitting on deh Cheezpeepz Mapz. Adn how tu seeing awl deh mapz at wunst. Adn looking at deh street vuz. Adn speeking uv deh map, wii haz 357 peepz on deh map!!! Yay!!! If u b reeding dis adn u not b on deh map, u shud b!! sending mii deh emayo rite now!!!
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And if u skrolling awl deh way down tu deh bottom uv deh page, u will see I haz started a listing uv deh blogz bai deh cheezpeepz. If u b wanting ur blog listed, oar if I listinged u and u b wanting off deh list, sending deh emayo tu mii.
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Adn u will awlso finding sum uv deh eggsitement frum deh past linked in deh ICHC Lore adn Legends paige. http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/ichc-lore-adn-legendz/
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*handz chokklit martooneez tu awl
*klinkee glasses
Cheez!!
ohai cween! Fankies for adding meh to the map. *hug*
Oooo quite some interesting legends there…..
wen Janet gitz bak frum vaykayshunz i will git her tu giving mii hur list……. she haz a gazillyun thingz bukmarkt….. den it will b super awsum.
If yoo iz still awn cween kud yoo plz put awn teh cheeztowncryer dat a ICHC Minimoovee buy meh will bi awn abowt tomorro oar day aftur, patabowlee tuunite. Eet bi cawled attak ob teh trolls nda has Mii yoo nda a randummlee selektid cheezpeep innit along wiff sum trollz nda teh troll king innit. Draclonic Kitteh nda Basemint kat mai awlsew maek an ‘peerins. Dats DKs klone BTW nawt DK!
oopsee Ai ment sum cheezpeeps, randomlee selektid.
Ok, I b bak now….. wii wented owt fur pizza. I will postifying ur nownsmint., Plasticat.
Fanx cween! MMMMMmmm peetza! Ai can has?
U can gives me ur list, cween. I has moar stuffs bookmarkt also. Oh, and I will send teh song links I has. If peeps has writed songs that were posted here, send them to teh cween for teh ICHC Songbook.
(Oh, and click my bloo name here to see LCB’s Censored Troll Song)
ohai LCB!
I jus wanted to say I mented to respond to ur inkwiry the other day, wif a yes, I iz teh honored, but I forgotted wif teh bizzy atwerks, so I will do that Mundane. Didn’t want u to think I was ignorifying u.
Oh, that’s ok. I has only been crying into my pillyo every nite.
*bends sideways and tries to get watters outta my ears*
*hands LCB teh two hunnert dollar towl she skwirrlled away*
Inflation, u knows.
wanna bi a munkee?
u is sellin a munkee?
Noez ai ment wanna B a munkee?
um… why wud I wanna be a munkee?
wud this be permanint, or temporary?
wud I get hazard pays?
o dat b gud!! kin I putting deh Troll Song on deh Cryer?
Adn wai wuz it sensorred? I dint see eeny nawty werdz in it.
* haz a kunfuzzled*
Yes, plz to be putting it there.
I dunno why it was censored. I only sed pretty much whut we all sez to nasty trolls.
But since teh troll from earlier today was still snarking away around teh time I posted it, mabye they just wanted to avoid ANY name-calling.
Or mabye they just doesn’t like Cween. Teh groop, not u of coarse.
I guess I missinged dat….. I saw Tidmum attack a troll, but dat b awl…
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If ur song wuz a “reply to this comment” under a Trollz commint, it prolly got wiped owt wen dey removifyinged deh trollz commint.
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*shrugz sholderz*
I think I posted it in response to either a tidmum comment or a martoonie comment. It showed up on my screen initially but not in Who Be Talking. Eventually it disamappeared altogether.
LCB, ai lubs how yoo rimed “fight, yes” with “righteous”! Yoo trulee rok!
Desperation is teh mother of invention.
(and thx! *blushyface*)
Did Janet’z haows gest finelee leve? She be neding bakashunz afpur awl da kumpnee?
I bleeve Salleh haz returninged tu Kalleefornya.
Adn deh sordid relatibz haz sordid demsefz owt. Last I noo, hur Anty Daisy wuz still in deh hospital adn wun uv Daizeez dottirz wuz dere tu hep oversee deh dokturingz. Janet b in Naplez, Florida enjoying deh sunshinez.
taiks chokklit martoonee *klink!* Salud cweenmj!
*sips on her chokklit martoonee* mmm yum.
Da kyoot! Da kyoot! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
:::thunk:::
Let me help you!
Swims over with the AquaCCC
Catches brain bits in a net
Swirls them in the water
Tucks back into head with gentle pats of a flipper
Snaps on CHRG featuring yours truly
Tapes up with waterproof ducttape of many rainbow colors
Offers hot plankton punch and shrimp kabobs
Speak to me Rattipuss! Are you okay now? This is the first test run for the AquaCCC so I’m not sure my rescue is sufficient. *wrings flippers nervously*
Oh, fank u! Fank u!
Ah im feelin’ mush bedder nao.
Da skrimps was berry nahs, 2.
U r berry fine wif a fin.
SSSPPPLLLOOORRRTTTTTTTTTRRRRRROOOOOLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSS
WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP cums teh CCC
Sweepity sweepity braynes inno a pyle
Rinsity rinsity wif sparkkly wadder wif a hint uv lemon
Tuckity tuckity bak inno braynium cabity
Snappity awn CHRG an tappeity wif glittery duktaype
Wrappity wrappity plasticat inna floofy blankee
Offerty trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees
Fankies! Noa Ai mush test meh brayne:Kin Ai speek?????
He thrusts himz fistz
agenst teh postz
nda still insistz
He sis teh gosts
Wahoo!
How menny nuns wud a nunchuck chuck, if a … no, wait…
Ai `fess Ai had 2 Googlol nunchuck – Ai thort it mite be rilaytid to a woodchukk!
iz relayted tew ouchiness aifinkso
iz awlso relayted to Wii
I has a nunchuck or two. Dunno whut to do wiff tehm.But I has sum.Or ravver. Wii has sum
u made me nunchuckle!
I can snorgle wif dese bebbehs? I iz habbin pleh day.
awww sorrree {{{{rhsb}}}}
snorgle an feel bedder, kay?
shurr yoo kin!
maybe too much funs last nite?
No, nawt dat kind of pleh.
Iz jes dat fings iz bovverin me moar tahn yooshual.
And I cant get it out of my head,
No, I cant get it out of my head.
Now my old world is gone for dead
cos I cant get it out of my head.
ELO it is!
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Hey, you
With the pretty face
Welcome
To the human race
A celebration
Mister blue sky’s up
There waitin’
And today is the day
We’ve waited for
Ho, ho, ho
dude, i would TOTALLY break out the nunchucks!!!!!! no cute required!!!!!!!
Hoo wanz tew bi a munkee?
I wantz to be one ov de kittehs. Squeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Ohai Plasticat. Ai jus luked at ur profile. Ifz ai am munkee, kan ai bee in ur moovie? Ai like munkees. (If dey doant bitz!)
OMG, trippul SPLORT awl ober teh plais!!!!! Bloo ayd bebbehs getz me eberytyme.
A Tripplol Splort????
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Diz b wun biiiiiiig splort.
*gitz owt deh skoop shuvvel.
*Skoopz up deh braynz adn rinzez dem wif deh seltzer bottlol!
Spray, spritz, slosh!
Now i just tuk em bak in and pull deh CHRG on tite….
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luk at dat, u b luking like a fashun model wif deh littlol finnerz waving in deh breeze like dat!!
it b oat koe tur fur shur!!!
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Hab a floofee babeh chikkee blankee and a hot koko and a chokklit possum tu enshur deh kumpleet rekubbery!!
Fanks, cween, ai feelz bedder nau. {snugglz into blankee and sips koko}
Not… der soft cushunz!
Dat one kitteh is winking! He’s on da other side!
dere is foar of dem! TEW MOCH KYUT!!!
SPLORT!
SPLORT!
SPLORT!
SPLORT!
Wee oooo Weee oooo
*Sweeppeee upp teh braynes nda ryns dem off in spring watr*(X4)
*Plays braynes bak in hed nda nayl hed bak tuugeddur*(X4)
*Plaisis CHRGWDOI on catslave hed nda dukkee tayp eet awn hed*(X4)
oops, Ai gottid carried awai nda kubbered yer hole fays wif tayp! Yoo kin si?
*sits catslave doan in chair den maeks self hawt chokklit nda gits chokklit possums*
Did Ai fuur git sumwun?
“Hello Kitty” nunchucks
LOL, dat would be cute! Imagin Kitteh Ninjas! Dat is a show Ai’d watch.
Oh mah goodness
The kyoot qwartet!
omg They are so kyoot this will squish ur brain CELL in peanut butter nooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeez O_O
O noes….
SPLORT
if kute dosen werk….i don thin anyfin will
yeah meh doggies cute ALWAYS works for meh!
ittteh bitteh ninja committeh strikes agin!
YAHY!!!!!!!! Wait is dat good or bad?
O.O