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at least u had sum udder letters in ur messaj.
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Sekriterree kittee sleepz awn teh job
IM HERE!!!
hello?
nyce tew talkin wif u Melissa butt ai haz tew goe naow, pleez tew haf a gud ebening, kay?
lol! I fell out of my chair laughing!
YOUNG MAN BLUES!
Oh noes! I made a mistake!
*Uses White-out on the monitor to make corrections*
Ur showin ur adj, Maus. Teh younger wuns heer mite nawt kno wut teh White-Out iz.
Howdy, Red! Just recycling a old Blond Joke…
I kno, I has heered dat wun befoar.
I gotted wun sent to me teh uthur day: Blonde’s kitteh’s tayle got cutted awf so hur tuuk kitteh an tayle to Wal-Mart.
Why?
Cuz Wal-Mart iz teh biggest RETAILER in teh countree!
*snerk*
Gud wun! I dont think I has heered taht wun befour. Which is sayin sumthing…
*hedbonk*
So, hows Mrs Maus? Still warin hur bra awn hur eer?
She’s fine. The “ear bra” was just for a couple of days to hold some gauze dressings. She goes back to work tomorrow, and gets the stitches out Tuesday. The surgeon did an excellent job: her hair falls over the post, and the permanently bald area will only be about the size of a quarter.
That’s teh rly gud news, but lemme axe u this: at any time during her procedure was there… SMOKE coming out of any part of her?
No? Hmph.
Funny you should ask. Mrs. Maus was doing research on the procedure, and the company that makes this device had all sorts of warnings about the maximum speed for the drill. If the bone gets too hot, the device won’t anchor correctly. Probably TMI, but what the heck…
Good it worked out, otherwise she’d be bad to teh bone. Da-da-da-da-dum.
Maus, I misted whut proseedjur Mrs. maus has undergone. What wuz it? And I hopes whutebber it wuz, it works nd she iz happy and helfy.
She is getting a BAHA, which is a special hearing aid that uses bone conduction to transmit sound from a sound processor on the deaf side to the good ear. The surgical procedure is to implant a titanium post in the mastoid bone behind the deaf ear. Once the bone heals around the post (about 3-4 months), she will get the sound procssing unit, which clips to the post. It’s really an amazing device.
she will be teh byonick woman!
and heer EVERYTHING u say!
Wow, that is very cool. All the best to her.
Whii LCB? Wut wud beh happenin if dere was smoek kuming outta anee part ob her?
O hai BDM. I was teh being smokier-than-thou.
I hads a proceedure a few months ago for a lady problem whare there was some removal of tissues wif a electrical thingie and my research sed that there would be some smoke involved. Luckily, I hads teh “I doesn’t care” drugs at teh time.
Lindycat made this lol for me:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2394851
Ohai, LCB!
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Ah! Well, yew was smokier-than-her
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Ai’ll go peak at da LOL, brb.
OMCC! Ai duz nawt noes hao ai kans bof beh laffin and feel a bit horrifiedd but ai iz/duz!
Behold: Teh Power of Cheez
ohai BDM lawn teim no c
dis reminds me of dat movie wif reees wiverspoon. da town had a famus kitteh dat showd up at da end lickin da weddin kake. it had maffew makanahay in it & he made glass skulpchurs on da beech fwum litnin rods.
I has a happee dat it wuz teh sukksessfull.
White-Out is used on papers…
Unless, ub kors, you is a reelee, reellee, reellee, REELLEE tyrd grad student.
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Oar a blond.
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Den, its az likelee tew show up onna puter skreen as it iz anna peas ub papur.
Ai tryed dat – it maeks a mess uv teh monitur an u can’t see wat u haz rited.
Iz dat befoar or aftur u gibbed ur puter teh tiem owt, Anni?
Oh noes, kitteh! ai haz won a internashunal lottery prize an u haz messed it up.
Wuz it frum Nigeria? If so, ME TOO!
Yesh! Elebenty bazillion dollars! Kitteh gonna send my bank akkownt ifo for me rite awayz!
Before anybody says “CAT-LIKE SLEEPING DETECTED” or whatnot, I’d just like to take this moment to proactively say BINGLOL.
*snerk*
Cat-like typing… nah…
In Soviet Russia… nope…
I made you a…
Oh, nevermind…
I maded u a comment, but Theo pooh-poohed it.
*Wipes the pooh off*
Ick!
I know!
I pooh’d noone noplace. I merely cashed in my card.
[holding out empty palm]
[expectant look]
[lukz at Theos outstrected palm puzzlzed]
[getz idear]
[takz palm in floofy paw]
[fank u Theo! I awlwaiz wanteded a Palm!]
[runz off ta fillz Palm wif youzful infomation]
momcat
THEO-LIKE PROACTIVE WARNING DETECTED
*WHOOONK* *WHOOONK* *WHOOONK*
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PEBKAC !
Quit sleepin on teh job kitteh!!
Oar sewn dey beh makin yew kwitten…
Kitty gon’ have keyboard face…
Guies, I’m nawt feline so gud.
I wuz typin sumfin owt an suddenlee feeled lyk I wuz gonna frow up, even tho I nawt eet ennyfing in 12+ howers.
Ifn I suddenlee disappeer, tehn u kno wut happend.
Perhaps you feel nauseous because you haven’t eaten?
I dunno.
I nebber been nauseous cuz I nawt eeted.
Kwikkest wai Ai noe 2 get a migrayn attak
I jes tryed eetin a salteen cracker.
Nawt gud eyedea.
U doesn’t has teh floo, does u?
Nawt teh tradishunal floo.
Mebbe stummick floo.
nawt eeten + nawt sleepin + bean upset = MegaMigraine fur meh.
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(yr mylaj mae berry, ub koarse)
My hed nawt hurtin at awl. So far.
Ai beh glad ub dat, butt (hehehehe) juss sayin.
ewwwwww!!! — TMI
Sowwy cween.
I’m gonna go lay down foar a while.
Mebbe bein uprite nawt halpin.
BBL.
hope u feel better.
drink lotz of waters in any case…
and if u has some soop, that mite be sumthin to try.
… And rap a hot towel around ur hed.
Hay, it worked for Ferris Bueller, dinnit?
dat will be espeshully useful when riding in teh convertabul today.
yew mite ebben eet sum ob it
tea wif ginger, or a glass of ginger ale with real ginger in it, helps settle the stomach. Hope you feel better soon.
Windoze 09
Nao wit Splort Proteckter
Deer Sir or Madam wil yoo taek a look…
Beetles Beetles Beetles!!!
Oops, Ai meens “reed mai bukk.” Sowwy, Ai haded me a pestering kitteh bai teh keebored.
Liddill Kitteh Napz
happenz wen leest ekkspekkted.
Beeg Kitteh Napz, 2
Klikkee Boardz iz swell
playss for Napz. Layturr Kitteh
willz toarmentz t3h Mowss!
Liddill Kitteh beez
Hye~Tekk Savvee. Canz oardurr
Nom Nom Bawkss Awn~Lyne
Jack.
tis ma brudder frum anudder mudder, hees mush kyooter on anudder ‘pyooter!
Fluffy worn owt frum a lawng nite uv luukin at kitteh pron
U mean like this?
http://www.cheese-burger.net/
Ooohhh la la!
Hmmmmm; kitteh luuks liek hims mite haz an xxtra toe oar 2;
(Mebbee taht’s wye hims bees sucha guud tieypyst!!!)
Awn furvver iynspekshun, mebbee hims duz nawt haz moar toeses;
(Tihs stil duz nawt splain teh wunnerfull tieypyng!!!)
dat mai kitteh haz takin ober de cumpyooter, and ps he iz wantin sum cheezburgerz
Yay! Cheezburger alwayz has a win.
Just luv da combination of catz and computers….
Kitteh haz teh nark oh lep see!
*schnorgles wiv Keshy, purrin*
ohai Taya…….. ai hazza nozeeeee………… wut duz yew do fur werkin?? ai werks wif big boss’ cars……. we buy em, wash em, take em tew get fixd tew… ai can drive nice cars!! YAY
ai iz tryin tew fine a job. ai volunteer in a soop kichun rite nao
dat duzznt pay berry gud, duzzit?
ai iz awn disabilitee penshun…
oh ai sry tew hear dat! haz been onnit fur long time now?
since ai wuz 18. ai has cerebral palsy an dere fo iz hard fur meh to gets a job
yesh, yesh ai can see dat mite be trooooooooo
ai iz sry tew hear dat……….
ai dont fink yew are much past 18, are you? (mai nozzeeee, ai hazzit) jus wants tew noes yew beddar….
ai iz 26 born in 1982
you type berri well…… duz teh cp nawt affect yer hands? (mai lack ob nowlidj plus mai noseeee……… ai can shows yew dem?)
an if ai gets toooo nozeeee jus tell me………. no problem
sad mamakitty wif head hangin down………… guess ai wuz tew nosy
ai ownlee has it awn wun sied
awwwwwwwww schmooooo tew you, Taya
{{{{{taya}}}}}
*interrogashun stops now!*
com ober here an snorgle wif me fur liddol bit!!!
*snorgles wiv Jamamamamama*
* pets, hedbonks an skritches!!!! *
{{{{{taya}}}}}
I can has sekkund Mommeh awn heer? Yew iz it
*flutters wings a bit*
if yew go to yer profyle page – ai left yew a messij wif a linkie tew teh vidmeow ob mai noooo kitteh, Shilo
ai saweded it. seh was lukin at teh sparklolee toy.
But…Jamama nawt answer mai kestion.
[ai iz jus a babeh kittun yew know]
otay, yew can be shilo’s sister kitteh!!! mob ober shilo tew let taya take nice nap wif yew!!
yew nawt replai tew 4.5 kitteh below… inbiting yew tew cheezmeet dis summer!! (ai bet wud be wunnerful)
*snugglols wif Mommeh an sisfur kitteh Shilo*
Hay Taya, wharabowts yoo libs in Canadia? Wii R planning a Cheezmeet in eestern Awntario this summer!
yay fur teh cheezmeets!!! is fun Taya, if yew can ai highly recommend it!!!
Oh hai, 4.5 kittehz!! I ud postifying a notiss bowt deh cheezmeet if uud sending mii sum detailz.
Ohai mai leej! Fank yoo! Wii (Leeza, Booklion n maybe Prysma-Kitteh) still be wurking owt teh detayles. Will let yoo noes!
Leeza, did yoo seeing Booklion’s sugjestshun fur yoo to flai to Syracyoos, tehn seh n yoo dribe up togezzer?
ai iz berry busy ai libs in awntario rownd teh Barrie area
Gud fur teh heart nd soul, tho. I salutes you, and hopes yu finds gud jawb sun.
itteh bitteh kitteh, will tek over ‘putah an rite greates’ nobel on earth soonas fimmishes nap and has nom. all kitteh’s type…. i knoes from ‘sperience….
loks keyboard from bored kittehs now
This is a familiar scene. x.o
Lol, dis be so trew. Hapenz a lot
omg dat so cute! i luv kittehs!
ew546233?! wat duhz dat meen? iz eet sum1s yoosernayme? oar iz eet sum1s pazzwerd?