
Just sine here…. n here…. and here….
iz nuffing. u iz jus signin ur will.
picture: llanae. lol caption: TinShadowcat
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Just sine here…. n here…. and here….
iz nuffing. u iz jus signin ur will.
picture: llanae. lol caption: TinShadowcat
den you’z ‘dopted mii!
Byoooteemus kitteh. *Want!*
whooooo, cali, you shud see teh pickshurs ob kittehs in mai owfiss.
one CC, one BC, one orinj wuns nawt alwuss poysun. tehy wuz lefted at a rental properrty an landlowrd is takin care of em till tehy gets doptied!
aaaaaaoooooowwwwwwwwllllllssssSPLOrzzzzzzzzz. Whew. Ai iz fawl asleap insted! *slips on teh CHRG jest in cayse…
oe! she luks jus lik mai poor ol kitteh! Me misses her…sniff!
Kantz haz. She mi byooteemus kitteh!
Donut reed teh fyn printz… sez nuffin at awl bowt bein mai slabe.
an yur sowl will be mine!!! bwahahahahah!!!
Nebber myned wat it’s `bowt…
details R unimpawtent …
noar whut kaind uv tail itt tellz…
mornin calicocoa, annipuss!!
whut a beeeyooteemus brayd we made!!
ohai mm adn anni! yersh, shall wii swing owr brayde adn dans tu teh taibooteek?
(btw, if ai come adn go, it’s ‘coz ai’z riting sum stuf tu ‘stroylya adn ai nawt tu bii finysht yet…
An Ai aer werkin mai wai throo teh obernite emeowz!
an ai be werkin mai way fru teh rest ob mai obernite werk!
…nd ur soul iz mine…
Ewe needs 2 Reed it furst befur ewe signz it! Dere might be lion in dere bout giving ewer sole to Basement Cat!
*Eggzaminez fine print*
It sez heer u will
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Awlwayz snorglol deh kitteh
Bring gushifudz tu deh kitteh
Cleen deh litterbox regularly
D…….
Donot delight deh dog.
Ebbery day Ease her Excellency
Find fresh fish frequently
G….
Haz manee cheezburgrs handee.
Idolaise teh kitteh
Jump wehn Fluffy sez jump
K…
Oopps.. G…. Get on teh stik adn getz meh sum gushifud!!
Hmmm… Sposed to be under booklion an me on alpamabetikal list!!
*sigh*
Didja eber haz wunna dem daze???
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I take it dat be a yes.
Howd U knoe?!? U mus haz teh ESP!! :snerk:
Howsumevver.. Umm..yes..dat wood be a yes..
Fanks for asking.
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OMG!! I haz jus seen a horibl site!! Teh Shamwow guy haz a new comershal!1
Now he wil be seen eben moar!! Itz called Teh Slap Shot Chopper!!
Oh, teh huge manatee!!
O plz telling mii himz not Slap Shotting deh Hugh G Manatee!!!
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*handz iddd deh branez bleech.
*poors branez bleech into bof eerz…shakes hed to make sure it filz awl da craks&
*fanks…dat wuz a close wun!!*
Keep deh cheezburgerz kumming
Lern tu speek lolspeek
Make kitteh yur benee fishee airy
N…..
Never leeve deh kitteh home alone
Opun deh door – let mii in!! Opun deh door, let mii owt!!
Place cheezburgerz in mai dish.
Q…
Quiet wen kitteh wantz tew nap
Reely large meelz
Soft floofy blankies ebreeware
T…..
Tiklol belleh, tikklol belleh!!!!
Ukelaylee playing not allowed.
V….
Variayshuns on snorgling enkuraged
xcellence in preparing gushifoods xspeckted
Yes, I believe I will has more gushifoods now.
‘Zactly there! is teh right spot to skritchee the chin.
I gets one ear skritch per day, an a bag of Speshuls from Cheezburger Land a week…
Wud dat bee wif te Swiss cheez?
An zen u muzz obey me fer eber! Mwahahaha!!!
Sorry to go off on a tangent, but I need you to cosine as well.
Trigunawmetree joek: I getz it.
Darn, beat me to the geek joke.
Ha! I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought something similar.
adn teh cheesyburger faktawrieh iz awl mine!!!
>^..^<
charlie and teh cheezburger factory!
Hey are u sleeping ……………..
the world doesn’t go dark when u close your eyes……..
Ifn u has sined elebenty gazillion tiems, den u has either bought or sold a howse.
When stbx an I solded owr howse, teh tornado sirens wuz goin awf. Dere wuz a tornado spotted less than 1/2 mile from ware wii were!
rhsb, who iz a beeg shorm chikin
Iz it a kitty executize order ? Signing away previous badz kittyz regime ?
There naow, u haz put meh in ur wil. Bedder sleep wif wun eye open frum naow onn!
Kitteh: tihs dokumint (?) wuz nawt sended tuu yuu frum
Nigeeria, wuzzit??
(Iyf soe, tehre bees a sooper-dooper papure-shreaddure inna baysemint, taht BC leyts us uoose;
(foar a smaull pyttence, ov coarse!!!)
Kitteh’s instinkt is to be
predatory lender
hmmmmm……dis be xtra karful kitteh. meks sur has contrac for obh deh kitteh. but is l’il bitteh kitteh….does not noe we obeh de kitteh anyways.
yeah dat true dat true.
dude no one ever talks now. dis stinks like a poo in a litter box dude!
That little part on those pen caps always break!
lol
o hai, DG, yu sownds preddy angreh. Heer, haz sum hotchokklit an kookiez. Dis hao sum peeps tawks an spelz heer, but English is welcome, too. The only rule is to play nice.
hmmmmm DG that’s an interestin fot. eben dough yoo spellin it “rite” ai nawt unnderstan yor sentimints.
nebber mine!
dans dans dans
dans hoppitty wiggel
dans
ai fink at teh ty boo teak ai fines maiself a beeyooteemus peese ob kitteh armur! troll pruf!!
O {{{DG}}} ai haz a sad fer u dat u iz sew starvin fer attenshun that u haz tew akt lyke this in a nyce plaice lyke cheezland.
dats a grate dansdansdans, mugglemary!
*dans wiggel hoppity wiggel*
LOL!!!
dis toype uhf appreesheaytionz juhzt gehze tew deh /dehv/nawt, dohnut waist yer tyme
pfft! don’t pay any attenshuns to teh troll BF.
boviouslee he wants teh tenshuns or he wudn’t keep coming back.
must as he tries to deny it.. ackshuns speek louder than troll rants.
ooooooooo. dis b wun seerius troll!!!!
I think he b needing lotsa lubz.
Schmooooooooooooz tu yooooz, DG!! Adn snorglolz and hugglolz, tu!!
{{{{{Dopey Ganstlol}}}}}}
Obviously you care about attention or you would not bother to come to this site and oh-so-cleverly abuse folks that are just having some fun. Not only trollish but a hypocrite as well. Sad, sad, sad.
u bee rite skwirrlgrrl, ai haz sed mai peece an naow wil disengaige frum troll-respondin. *clik* There, thats bedder!
{{{{{bf}}}}}
*voice over mode on*
wut DG duz not know is, we has sekretly already alerted teh cheezes to teh presents of inappropreate and icky commints.
Sew shortly, I expect they will not exist anymores.
Let’s see if he notises!
An iffn yew uses da troll rode, yew beh owing us elebentee munnies. An yew may wantew stawp at da sy kya tryst office just ahead onna troll rode. Richard will cure yew ub da angrees and jellus fur onlee elebenteetwentee munnies.
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*holds owt floofy paw* That will be elebentee munnies fur using da troll rode. Hab a nys dai, nao. (*smylols ebillee tew self*)
Dopey Gastlol… is dat lyk stoopee petrolol?
Why does it matter to you whether we spell wrong on here or not? We do that on here for fun. We try to be nice to you but all that matters to you obviously hs how bad the spelling is, rather than the hospitality of others here. And so you decide to concentrate on that, rather than meet new friends and putting aside differences.
Well when you put down and insult my friends constantly of course I’m going to fight fire with fire.
Don’t feed the Troll, Taya.
Thanks for the capital T, maus.