Ah, da Chateau de la Kitteh will b nice wif da cheezburger
u must be passionate abowt da wine.
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A berree fian bintij indede.
da bintijz iz alwaez bettar wif da dansez and da nawt sekkundz, grmawgs! Concatshoelaces 2 u!
W00t!!! gramma!!!! u gottid a solo nawt-sekkund!!!
iz berry impresiv, dat’s fer shur! Mehbeh da kitteh in da pickshur iz gettin da wine and da burger fer grmawgs!
Fankz awl . Dat wud be da gud nomz in a liddul wilez. Moar beddur dan wut iz in da irl frij. fur shur. But did ennywun getz da korkz owt yet? mite habbing tu bork da boddulz. Maibe da liddul pointy enz can duz.
*grabz deh corkskrew adn ressulz deh cork owtta deh wyne.
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It haz alubblee bokay! Dis shud b just fine.
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*pourz a glass fur grma.
Cheez!!!
In onner ov gamma, I’z gonna do a bellee slyde danse wif mah gud fren Woodchuck down teh fred.
*Slyde slyde*
*slippity slyde*
*flops ober frum dizziness*
Congrats grmawgs!
Woodchuck and Romeow are teh bestest dancers!
Mine eyes has seed teh glory of teh cute orange lolcat
He is trampling out teh bintage whare teh grapes of lols are at…
we eeben haz da sawngz. du yu noze da liddul Fronsh whine drinking sawngz? “Soor lay pawnt davinyon. tu le maond ee dansa, dansa.”
yay! drinking sawngs! *hic*
I knoes that song but didnot knoes it was a drinking song. but then again, whut Fronsch song isn’t?
Does u knoes this one:
O, les fraises et les fromboises
et les bons vins que nous avons bus…
No, ai du nawt noze dat wun. ai liekz da frambwahz nd frehzez . juh m em bow koopz.
I aime teh framboises moar than teh fraises.
{{{{{LCB}}}}}} yis, akshully ai du tu. Sumtiemz ai getz tu pik dem rite orf da butshez at mai bruvvurz haows. day goze rite intu mai mouf. Nd naow ai must goze tu fede awl da peepulz nd amanulz . Nawt so menny akshullee but dey ar strating tu cum being pestz. Fedez us nawo!
Koko nd Yum Yum in “Teh Cat Who….” buuks sae NNNNNNao!!!
Oh C’est CA que le Kingston Trio chantez! Je n’ai pas pu comprendre leur mots. C’est triste, a la fin.
Klappity-klap-klap! Gud sawng pai-oh-dee! (Beetz teh orijinul awl 2 peeses!)
Chateau neuf du Cat shurlee!
best b carfull nawt 2 drikn 2 muhc uv da wine tho, den kittehz git belligrintz
Dey gets teh belli-grins?
Wat rong wif dat?
no i meenz liekda engrish werd “belligerint,” nawt belli-grins. der iz sertantlee nuttin rong wif da belli-grins, ai wud neber sae dat!
o man! i r hav speld “belligerent” rong! sry 2 cheezpeeps hoo kaer aboot da spellinz.
The Cheezpeep grammar and spelling polis wud lyk a werd wif yew…
… and that word is: “fugetabboudit!”
iz jsut meh, i liek da propr spellinz wen iz speekin da engrish, sew ai gess iz tawkin fer mahself lulz.
Ohhh, taht iz praisless!! If wii kaerd abowt spellinz wii wuld nawt b heer, aifinkso. Fanks fur teh laff, chizmonkies!
we needs teh werstest spellink contest, aifinkso!!
*pik me, pik me*
Ohai, Jamamakitty! Hao r u? Did Ai c sumfing abowt u can has a nu bebbeh?
ai dew!! her is almos 2 years old…….rescue bebbe
if yew clik on mai name yew can see video ob her on mai profyle…3rd link by My Sites…… her is such a gud girl!!
well i’m not sure if my comment was nommed, but ai
put linkie tew video on yer messijs on yer profyle
page……. ai haz big mad wif wp tewnite….. ai goes
tew bed now…… lubs yer sunglasses!! schmooooo
Mehbeh wii kud combinss GP tew has a werst spellink contest at de openik ab Safari Park? Whatcha fink, jamamamamamamamama
Hoaw du ai getz da krok owt?
You have to bait the croc from its pond wif bait aifinkso
liek teh krokidile hunter?
Nawt ekzaklee liek da krokko huntur. He caim tu bad end frum plaing su danjurus . We nawt wantz tu getting hurtz.
Danglol yer chyld neer da krokodyl and loligators?
@@@@@!!!
try dangling a troll
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dere’s gotta be a use for the horrible things.
ohai dan!
maybe u cud use tehm for sword practiss?
tehy is sort of like dummies…
Sort of??
well, I is assooming they fite back.
wotchu doin DK?
Ai was focussing on teh “dummy” part!
Ai’m digesting mai yummy dinner, watching Law n Order (cuz there’s no hokkey game on), thinking of getting mai buk and reeding but hoping Dan will tell us a storee…
Yoo?
well u knows I hiked…
after that, just bin putterin around, rearranging teh dirt a bit so it luks like I’ve done somethin in here.
mostlee just catchin up on tv and noospapers.
And kitteh pettin’.
I wouldn’t soil mah blade on dem.
I guess tehy don’t deserve a heroic deth like that anyways.
Sew wot’s noo?
trying to play WOW wit nephews…….
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the download time is sufficient to test the patience of a saint
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annnnnnnd, ahm no saint.
Wud taht be shamWOW or reelWOW?
st else wow!!
jamama!
howz it going wif teh noo kitteh?
oh is gud…..if yew luk about 2 commints down ai lefted yew a messij
I don’t see it…
oh ai jus sed if you clik on mai bloo name…..on mai profyle under “my Sites” i have a link to New kitty…..is rite next to firemountain gems and petfinder links… den you can see a short video ob teh kitteh………(wunders if sum ob mai comments not show up)
oh ai jus sed if you clik on mai bloo name…..on mai profyle under “my Sites” i have a link to New kitty…..is rite next to firemountain gems and petfinder links… den you can see a short video ob teh kitteh………(wunders if sum ob mai comments not show up)
o, rly?
*razes i-brow*
I has a big disillushunned now.
I was sure u was one.
Ur name is st agehanddan!
oh skwirly girly……if yew clik on mai name under my sites ai haz teh linkie tew
a bideo ob nooo kitty jus a liddel oberwailmed in her nooo hous!
*Sharez deh skwirrlgrrlz disappoyntmentz*
Feetz uv clay. Mai hero haz feetz uv clay. 
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well, that explains the complications with my sox life…….doesn’t it?
what, do u keep losing one of them?
LB, were yew abul tew find teh bideo linkie?
*has a confoosed*
my comments are missing……sigh
clik on mai bloo name
under My Sites
der is link to New kitty (video)
ummm…….not too sure about the st. agehanddan bit.
experience is fine but …………….realllllly, is advanced age necessary?
naw, but a klose brush wif deth iz…
Opin wyde! *holds up teh toofbrush uv deth*
da plaque, eeet quivvers if feeeeer.
*luks askanse*
change of subjeckt, plzthxew!
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sew, wot’s teh problems wif ur sox life dan?
mismatched?
lost mates?
holes in places?
we is all frends here, u can trust us.
I wunst lived near deh town uv Stewartville. I wuz driving thru town and got stuck at a red lite bhind wun uv deh cityz dump trukz. It had losted deh furst ‘e’ in deh labul on itz rear bumper …..
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it sed
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ST WARTVILLE
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it made mii
iz inny ob mai commints showin up?? ai sees dem here but not on who be tawkin……..sigh…….
I seez u!!!
Adn three uzzerz abuve frum u. but not a linkee frum u.
oh leeeeeeeeeeza-b…….. can you hear me nowwwwww??
no linkie on here……. iz on mai profyle
i see u!
*goes to profyle*
dat is one byoootiful FLOOFY kitteh Jamama!
I fink Hazel mite have a rival in teh ‘most floof’ category!
i can haz kitteh brushin lessins??? her iz a sweet girl!!! nawt talker…not a peep out ob her on a 4 hour car ride!!!! amazing..
yes it iz!
brush can be teh tricky. Weezy has quite a bit of floof too.. (see hur pic on my profile, teh floofy tabby layin on teh bed) and she gets teh AWFUL tanglols. and HATE for me to brush them out. I has to go really slow, and only for a few minnits at a time.
She lose pashents really fast.
Well I is hedded to bed…
scmoos!!11!
nitey nite, LB schmooooos
Nitey-nite skwirrlgrrl! Sweet dreems!
berry cawfully!
depends onna wine, n’cest pas?
Yes, u always needs some whine to goes wif ur cheez.
Dat sownz liek a gud idih tu. ai kin awlwaiz fined sumfing tu whine. Cheez! Okee. ai bringz sum krakurz and da grogunzolaz fur ebreewunz. iz sun obur da yardarm tiemz in nawt so sunny Calif.. Iz da clowdee and wil be drak in abowt 15 minutz.
always halps whun the yard arm is layin onna ground donit. Den teh sun always over teh yardarms.
I purrfurr mead wib meat.
isnt that ferminted hunny?
Yes it is, sweethart.
Otay, heerz teh whien. Yew nebber korls me no moers. Wai yew no paynt teh fense? Hurrie ups and taek out teh garbij. Ai haz teh bords. Iz tew hot. Aer we tehre yet? Ai feelz sik. Maek him stopp.
Enuf whien for yew lcb?
*rolls eyes* Cheez!
Yoo shood git a fain key auntie insted.
*thpthpthpthpthpthpthpthp!*
Fava beens, ennywon?
silence uv teh lamms!
You don’t like dis one? Oh don’t be such a sour grape….
chateau de la kitteh?
Jus wot dis wine maded of eggsaktlee?
Catnips uf course!!
Mai partner n mii wunce maded a batch ob whine tath wii called Chateau Souris. Donut asking why…
U founded a maus in teh barrul?
It wuz a plaec where yoo cud re-use ur bottles. Mai partner tolded mii AFTER wii bottled teh whine tath wun of tehm had had a ded mausie innit. Eeeeeeeew!
Did u has to open that bottlol wif a corkshrew?
Ai didn’t vole-enteer to open it, dat’s fur shur.
Well, as teh Romans usedta sez: In vino theresamous
Yabbit luk wot happened to teh Roamans!
Can Maus swim?
nawt aftur dat much vino.
basted?
heze ben MARINATed…
Aristocats for the win! One of my favs, and my kids loved it too! …giuseppe casey thomas omalley omalley the alley cat.
Nabur wuns toled us we cud maik sum wine wif putz moar waddur nd shugur wif da awlredy uzed graipz ina big barul. wuz pleh!
Dat kind uf whine is onlee gud if U runs it thru teh still furst.
good kweschun… sins teh label ackshullee sez made in china’s hows uv teh kitteh wen translated properlee…
Whut is teh wine maded or? Letsee…
A little bit of this
Bunches of grapenuts
Colors
Dash of that
Everything but teh kitchen sycnh
Froots
Gum from teh bottom of teh tablol
H…
Holy Moly I didn’t kno awl dat waz in dere
Indigeshun affer knowing
Juss joose ov gwapes wud b nice
K…
Kork
Lots of froots
Mooshed up graeps
Niec tastee tihngs
Oranjis and Lemmins (sowwee, taht iz teh bells of St Clements)
P…
Kelp
Lemon rindz
Muskadinez
Nayburz blakkberriez
O……
Obama’s Blackberry
Peenuts (for peenut noir)
Questionable ingreedients
Rose hips and daisy elbows
S…
Sour grapes
Thingz u don’t want tu b noeing abowt
Ugly froot
V….
Varicose vines
Wattermellons
Xeroxed butts
Yore old swetsox
Zagnuts
Eeeew eeeew eeeewwwwww!!! Gud wuns!
Yeah, teh Zagnuts is teh pleh. I doesn’t like coconuts.
U has teh gud taste, LCB!
Hay! Plz to not be tasting me.
*hides fork behind bak*
oh I wud NEVER.
Y? iz yu nawt nootrishus?
*likz top uv LCBz hed.
Hmmmm.
u haz a flavor!
HAY! Kwittit! My mommeh didn’t raise me to be no amuse-bouche!
and yet, u amuses our bouches all teh tiem!
*puts littul dollup of whippy creem on LCB’s hed*
*addz a cherry*
*adds chonklitt sprinklees*
*addz sprinklols*
Jinx! Yoo owes mii a coek!
*finger drummings*
I’d add sum mixt nutz, but dat wud b redundant.
noe ai duznt… mai sprinklols arnt chocklit!
tehyre teh colored little bals.
*addz karmil saws*
how abowt some of teh walnuts in teh goopy sause?
anyboddy wif nut allergees?
Um, guise? I has to go to bed soon. And since I has teh flannlol sheets, this is gonna make one big mess if u doesn’t stop putting stuff all on me.
drats.
well okays, I has to go to beds myself.
and u is alreddy teh rich enuf, ,wiffowt teh creem and fudgy sause and all.
nites!
Nytes LCB an Leeza
*in mai best southern akksent:
Wai, LCB, Ah dew dee klair!!
U R wun Sawsee liddle kitty-kat!!!
G’nite peepz, I goez tu bed, tu.
{{{{{Cheezpeepz}}}}}
:snerk:
*gives everybuddy who pored goo on me a ginromous hug*
*evil laff*
Nitey nites!
hmmmm…..*shiftee eyez*
*pourz teh stikke stuffs owt obba peecan py awntew LCB’s hed*
teehee…..*has a inoosent lukk awn mai faes*
LCB haz a flavur?? Hao yew noes dis?
I heard she was teh rich.
*announcer voice*
We’ve seekritly replaced LCB
*announcer voice*
We’ve seekritly replaced LCB wif Folgers Crystals. Let’s see if anybuddy notices.
Lolmocha?
Cappacheenlol?
Espresslol
Kickapoo Joy Juice
Large bunches of graypes
Mountain spring water
Nuts
Oakiness
P…
Puree de pears
Quoot leetle bunches ob grapes
Raspthbjrjehrberriz
Snickers bar (?)
T…….
Toe jam
Unklol Bobz Speshul Sause
Vibrant violetz
W….
Mildood tampons
sok joose
neighpalm
buddermilk pancayk miks
da list gowes awn…
pleh pleh pleh, pleh to ebberfing
Chateau de Former Self?
Mebbe Chateau= eau de chat?
(Sry, dunno how to make teh circonflex over teh a)
Try Alt + 0226, like so: â
(if u is using a lappytop, u has to use teh nummers on teh letters wif teh function key, not the nummers on teh top row. if u is using a reggaler keybroad, use th keypad on teh rite wif teh NUMLOCK on.)
Or type ampersand then pound sine then 194 then semicolon: Â
(or just copy and paste one of my â thingies here)
Whoops, it’s ampersand pound sine 226 semicolon: â
Iz dis aljabru?
*Looks inside shirt*
No, is my bru.
**snert**
adn awl deh uzzer aksented letterz.
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À Â Ã Ä Å Ç É Ê Ë Ì Í Î Ï Ñ Ó Ô Õ Ö Ù Ú Û Ü Ý
à á â ã ä å æ ç è é ê ë ì í î ï ñ ò ó ô õ ö ù ú û ü ý ÿ
etc.
“-GACK! Is too mush like algerblah fur me! Cween, ware is dis character map of which u speek? I can has wun in mah WurdPurrfect, but not in teh weirdpress.
Oh Hai Doctorcat!! u kin lern awl bowt deh character map at
http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/character-map/
it b splayning it awl…..
♫Fankoo, mai cween!♥♪♫
Nao I can has characters! Of corse, I also iz wun…
P.S. Dat is a varry hansum blak kitteh on dat splaynin page. Him beminds me of my eebil Shy!
Fankeez!! Dat wuz mai Winky kitty. She wuz berry speshul tu mii.
iff yoo yooses windoez, yoo has a carakturr mappy as well….moast distroz ob Linux awlsew has wun….nawt sew shur ‘bowt macs tho…
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SAME NAME LOOKEH!!!!!
Sommlolier kitteh is sommloliering.
Full serbis sommlolier cubbers ups hims mistake by liking teh drop ov wine dat goes down teh bottlol.
He nedez tu hab hunnert dolur nappeekin obur hiz awrm.
U kno, dose hunnert dollar nappeekins r nawt a dime a duzzen.
Nawt cheep neevur.
Iz disturbt bai dat lenf offa roeb!
Wud u prefur a 19elebenty Lolfeet Rothchild?
Fankz but dat iz da mush tu fnancy fur da grama hoo getz sillee frum da nawt secund sip.
Duz u need clown shooz fur deh lol feetz?
*babeh kittun scampers ober tew Cween, purrin an schnorglin*
ohai mai bebbeh kitteh!
Hai Daddeh!
hai littlol kitteh….*hugglolz*
*cuddlols wiv Daddeh*
*hugglolz mai kyoot littlol bebbeh kitteh*
*purrs loudlee*
*purrz az well, adn hugglolz*
*gags*
wut? yoo gotz a problum wif meh cuddlolink wif mai bebbeh kitteh?
huh?? HUH??
diddn’tfinkso…
*curls up, snuggloling aginst Daddeh an ignorin teh AdviceLadeh*
*hugglols bakk absentmiendelee*
*Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
nnkai…ai’s sawree, mai littlol bebbeh kitteh, buttz ai has tew goe tew bed nao……
has a gud nite’s sleep, ai hoepso!
yesh Daddeh
adn dun stai upp tew laet, yoo heer meh? maek shur yoo git enuff sleeps…..
*yawnz* okai…nao ai reelee has tew goe….
gud nite, ebbereebudee!
Nyte, DK
THAT’S A NICE SHARAZ MMM… CHESEBUGER
Kitteh, you are too young to be drinking that.
It’s Château du Kitteh not Château de la Kitteh. Kitty is masculine not feminine in French.
Hmmm…ai’d wunner wut teh vintuje iit iz…haoebbur….ai’z nawt owld enuff tew drink anne ob it….
nawt to wurree- yu kan has teh non-alcoholick drinkees wif me an teh rest uv the underaged cheezpeeps. Has sum Martinellees… *pores a glass*
meh….mai parentlol yoonitz wunse haddeded sum non-awlkohawlikk whien….
ai triededed it…..PLEH!! wuz nawt-sew gud…..
sew fankyoo…butt no fanks….ai’ll hab sum hawt chokklit innsted…
well hoo in their rite mind wud want non alkyholic wine anyways?
dat’s a turrible thing to do.. I’m sure teh wine was mindin it’s own bizness… and tehn someone comes along and de-spriritifies it. Shame on them!
nah…iz jusst teh wai dat dey maed it….dey juss duz it wifowt anne bakktereya yoosink awlkohawllikk furrmentayshin
*has a suspishus of that*
I was jk, rilly. but I do liek teh wine.
Speshully teh s- er, zins.
when u is old enuf, u mite deside u liek it after alls.
ai mite……butt ai dunfinkso…
um… peepls liek me whu has rillee weerd reackshuns to drugs and uther substanses…
an ai admit, it duznt taste awl that grate, but itz funnee to snort teh bubblols.
yoo cans has funs wif teh bubblols wif sum ob dat sparklee applol joos…dat’s fun….
ai yoosed tew drink dat…haoebbur, ai’s nawt seed dat annytiem reesentlee…
O mah nairrrrrvez! Nao wee gotz lolfrawnsez, 2! Congratz 2 awl uv uze!
Vinntidj frum Chatoe dez Chatz?
I ar fond ov Chateau de la Diet Soda, m’sewf
D.R.!! Didja see wun of ur lols made teh front paj recentlee?
Yeah, it wuz neet!
Ohai cheezepeeps! ai jus wanna sai dat ai has a noo cheeseburgr accoont!!! Ai hopes to has a happi nao! pls to be frens?
Ai all to oftens has tew muchs homewerks tho. Ai mite not bee heer sew oftens…
AP clases dont chew no… But ai meens tew be wif cheesepeeps when i has a possibul minit!
Iz okay, welcome to Cheezland!
But Im not drinkin murlow!!
I think we’re coming over to your place tonight, kitty. Leave the cheese to us.
château neuf lives de cat?????
I fort is dezert wine?
dis go gud wid maus?
Hey!