New Year’s Resolution: Option A: Lose weight Option B: Buy a bigger basket
u shud tri a muffin top baskit.
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Or bof! Basket furst.
Or shud that be, baskit nawt second?
Also, baskit shud be at MAI hause. Kitteh, too. Isn’t she a pretteh kitteh!
She iz byootimus!
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Concatshoelaces on yer nawt sekkund, carosue!
she is pretty
baskit nawt sekkund fer shur carosue, and meny concatulashuns fer ur nawt-sekkund! i r wuz hopin dat i wud git it, but no luk. We haz a macramay wit u me and nightshayde, but many danses fer u!
Ur yewsername shud hav been Shizmonkies. lol
congo ratties, carosue — yu beigng leeder uv teh pack! adn dere’z *lawts* uv us, tou!
An nao I gots dat eerwurm.
i haznt had dat song thinking about it till u mentionz it… nao is my earworm!
That’s what I’m thinking. Loose weight so you can stretch out in the bigger basket.
Umm, mayk taht MUCH BIGGUHR BASKIT.
Aiz nawt fat — aiz floofee!
ohai NS, clik on mai bloo an luk at mai 5 latest pikshurs……. 4 ob Shilo and wun ob me wif divakitty n teasel!! we had a nice mini cheezmeet las nite in Orygun
Wich cheezpeep iz hoo?
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OMCC — Shilo iz teh byootimus kitteh! Hao did she do on teh trip? She luuks relaxed in teh pikshurs — datz GOTTA be a gud sine!
me on lefff…….diva kitteh in middlol and teasel on teh rite………
shilo dint make a peep teh whole wai home…… 4 hours werf!!! her is an liddel angel ob floof!! mus be liddel nerbus….nawt has eetin yet or used litter box… her sleepin bai me on teh couch …. sweet lil poof bawl!!
{{{{{Jamama}}}}}
Wut ah sweetie pie! Iz hur Maine Coon?
nawt shur…… her rescue kitteh…. but ai fink cud be.. you shud see her tank legs n feets!! mamakitty wuz more petite in teh feets but dis gurl has teh fat toesies!!!
Iz yew keepin teh nayme fur hur?
ai will cawl her shilo till/if sumfin else werks fur her. but is nawt bad name ai finks…. baby girl werks tew
shilo iz ah gud naem fur cawling kitteh wif. Praktiss sayin it diffrantz weighz adn awl sownd gud: “Shyyyyyloooowwwww? Ware U B hidin? ” Iz a kitteh noyze kinda naem.
howz yew be, smammie?? ai hazznt tawked wif yew in awhyle
diss an dat…werk iz teh pleh. Nawt sew gud wif screwy hours, kant sleep rite. Goez in 4am wun dai, 9:30am teh nex, den 7am abter dat. Adn he keapz changin mai dai orf.. noa ken maek appts.
Howsumeber, MLK Dai wuz beri gud, lernt 3 gnu beedy fings. Duz shilo knead ah “fawnci”collur?
Hab yu scene on mai liddle blog dat Pretty haz cum inda howz abter awl deze yeerz? Aim liek ah gnu Mom, buying stupii toyz tu plai wif.
yew n me boff, sweetie….
yew shud see the fancy car carrier ai gots her to come home in wif a hammock an awl…… sew if she wants her can go innit tew feel safe……. ai will luk at yer blog shortleeee…… mai buddy cummin ober tew see Shilo…
aifink shilo wud lurve a fanci collur!!
tape measure thyme!!!! & pix a culur (swarovski 4mm bicones… Aye bin beri, beri bad todai)
Ai <3 Swarovski. We hazza Swarovski chess set.
ooooh, pretty, shiny…..
Her looks rite at home, Jkitty!
oh her fitz rite in!!! sry bout teh job KK4
Ohai folks. Mind if ai jump in here? Just got off teh phone wif KCT. I guess u know she had to put off sir jury. I don kno if Brightspot gave u a recent update. She iz runnin a fever and not feelin well at all. She said to tell everyone ohai. She’z missin her daily dose of ICHC.
Tiem fur meh to going hoam. Ebbreewun haz a grate ebening & an eben better Caturday & teh rest uv teh weekend!
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Jamamamamamama — ai maded yew a lol. See a liddul lower on teh fred. ↓
Tell hur we sends hedbonks & purrs & schmoos, Cattails!
Thx NS, I will. I see that Brightspot haz already sent an emeow and there is a note up on teh Cheez Town Cryer. If u emeow Brightspot she will pass along ur gud wishes to her.
G’nite NS {{{{{nightshayde}}}}}
How old iz hur? Lukz beeg, but kittinish… Lukz liek cween ob yur howz alredii
foster mama had her since last march…….. dr tinycat told her at teh time himz thot wuz a year old…. so is almost 2 years old…. funny tew hab a kitteh dat can hear me!! {{{{{sry mamakitty}}}}}
Ai maed yew a lol — an ai diddint eben eet it!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3209895
Maine Coon taek opt tu 5 yeer tu gro fully… yew neber noa. Hur bii beyoutimus noa madder wut. Cud bii steelin hur awaii iffin yew nawt kareful (tee hee).
She b berry gorgeous!!
I finkso she lukz like she b rite wair she belongz!!!
aifinkso yew am rite!! her jus walk round like her owns teh place!!! jus a tiny bit jumpy but ai finks dat her will be jus fine!!
I haz a giant happy fur u and Shilo!!!
{{{{jamama}}}} {{{{Shilo}}}}
U still awn cween? *wispurs* Ai waz reedin bowt birfdais awn otter freds nda ai fawt u shud noez dat meh momkat Uniquekitty’s birfdai iz mundai! Butt u dint heer dat frum me!
*psst – plasticat!! yor momcat iz being on teh burfday list, an so are yoo!
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*wispurrs* rillee? kool! Ai jus thot dey shud noez…….
Wee had soo much funz! An Shiloh is beautimaus! An lookeee…her nawt sekkond day home an shez nawt hiddin unner de bed. She luks liek she new it wuz her forebber home imeed…immdle…rite away!
rite away!! hai DK!! ai wish yew guise cud hab met her……. her nawt made inny fuss in teh car atall!! nawt a peep!!
Ai wuz finkin muchlee teh same fing — kitteh iz in gnu howse & nawt hiding?! Dat iz sew full uv win & awesum!
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Concatshoelaces to you & to Shilo, Jamamakitty!
her sittin behind me on teh window sill behind teh couch an purrin rilly loud!! we haz a happi!!!
Yew just maed mah eyez leek.
biggur baskit much bettar dan a staer steppar
Dat is teh TRUF! Cheaper at furst, too. DUrn. Der is dat wurd again.
lulz u r nawt used 2 da lolspeak numberz? iz ok, da numberz r wierd wen ur comin frum engrish.
I iz carful abot THAT number. It cud be Taken Wrong, iffn yew kno wut I mean.
yes. choose b.
New basket nawt sekkund, aifinkso.
Hay gurrl!! u gotz sum fast finnerz dere!!! tow commintz in deh nawt-sekkund minnit!!! W00t!!!
Hao iz yew dis ebening, mah cween?
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Hazzint seed LCB for a few howrs — ai noe she had a sinus heddake. Ai hoap it goed away.
ifinkso she b alergic tu deh behbeh otterz. :snerk:
Rut roh!
Wy nue baskkit? Dis wun nau haz handy plays to attach a eggstraws lyke an escayp hatch.
This is analogous to buttons popping off of jeans.
or, meibe to seams rippin owt of the back of teh jeans?
Cause of teh embarrassin faktor. Teh button coming offa da jeans, ping! Bad, but not as bad as when yer flooffy but iz hangin owt. Snirk.
But kitteh floofee buttz iz teh bestest!
Yes, that is more appropriate, I think so. RIIIIIIIIIIP!!
Opshun Free: Buys corms fer da nu baskit!
Baskit wuz broke befor kitteh got in.
Yas, we will stik wif taht storee, Kitteh.
Sillybrashun muffings for carosue (chokolit) and sum selery for kitteh.
selery dipt in chawklit adn roaled in teh nip…
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Anuvver piksher ov me?!
Wow, dat kitteh habs sum gas prolem.
POOT!
Kitteh needz elastik baskit so it can grow wif hims.
Doan wurry kitteh,
at leest u doan hab a muffin top.
Baskit stress test: Fail.
Yes, mus recawl teh fawltee baskit…nawt kitteh fawlt!
Itz maed in China — plz to nawt eetin teh basket!
oar optshun C: wai arre yoo akskin dis? continyoo liek dat, adn feel teh ratth ob mai poytnee endz!!
Oar:
opshun D: Digg deep in baskit; maik baskit biggur.
opshun E: Elevate baskit soh tawp flawps opun
opshun F: Find wyre kuttrz foar baskit rim
opshun G…
opshun G: Grab camra adn trow in lake
opshun H: Have hoomin kerry mii ebbrewair
opshun I: ……
I kin kerry kitteh!
Jus buys better baskit
Keep feedin meh da gushi foods tho
L….
Leed meh tew teh gushiefuds!
Meet ‘n’ cheez wif bred plz!
Nawt teh drii fuds!
Opunn teh can ob othur gushieefuds!!
Plz?
Q…
GHI=Gost Hunters Innernashunal
Optshun I: aI breef fyer awn teh bassket adn burn itt upp, iffn yoo nawt stawt tawlkin abawt it!
(nawt saiyin dat yoo’z annoyyyink oar nuffink….izz a joek, ‘k?)
*luks arownd fur a Mommeh kitteh fur her to has* I can has a Mommeh?
*grooms Taya’s hed*
*grooms Taya’s wingz*
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Aiz on teh way out teh door or ai wud pretend to be Mommeh fur a liddul bit. Taek caer uv yerself, liddul kitteh!
*basiclee need a cheezfren (kitteh) family*
yoo knoe dat yoo awlwaez has awl ob uss heer in cheezland furr yur frendz!
ai wudd vawlunteer fur dat jawb….butt ai’z prowbablee nawt has teh rite kwalifikayshuns……..
yoo can has some chokklit iffn yoo want sum…..
…yew cud be Daddeh?
hmmm….purrhapz….ai mite……….
*snugglols close tew yew*
awww…..*huggles*
*babeh kitteh purrs sawftlee schnogling wif her Daddeh*
Ai lubs yew Daddeh…
*huggles*
ai lubs yoo tew, swietei…
*purrs happilee, schnorgloling in Daddeh’s hugglol*
Ai has a happitail cuz ai nao has yew
*tears in eyes*
*purrs happilee az welll, hugglollink*
sew duz ai….
*yawns and snugglols close*
*hugglolz cloes az welll*
iz tiem fur yur bedtiem, purrhaps?
mebbe… ai iz a kittun….
well den, mai littlol kittun, yoo shud goe tew bedd….
But den…ai wudnt be wiv Daddeh *pout*
well den…..den…….
*sigh* ai dunno……
(ai git teh feelin, awl ob a sudden, dat ai wudd bii a horriblol daddeh kitteh….)
(ai mented liek, in reel lief…)
Daddeh stay wiv meh….pwease?
*patpatpat* liddle bebbeh kittehs need tehr sleeps *snorglesnorgle*
yus…but den ai be ‘lone….
I can has a Mommeh too?
dun weree…ai’z still gonna bii heer….
gud…. *yawn*
*stayz adn wattchez*
Kitteh shud does 2 things—looz wate AND bai a baskit nawt maed in Chyna!!1
*sigh* Aww, dangit! Dat baskitt iz awlwaez shrinkin awn meh!
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…eggspeshualee afturr a big meel……
Ai shud rilleee bi gittn tu bed, Nite ebereewun!
Dere is no opshun A.
Reedickyuluss.
If I waz teh cat I wold chose B: new baskit
Ai usooly go four opshun B butt this yeer I bee selelektin opshun A. I iz gunna getz helfy an in better shaepz (even dough I sez round iz a shaep)
ai knoe, rite? sheesh….a sfeer iz a shaep tew!
Dat iz what ai sez but mai sfeer haz gotten a liddle tew round aifinkso D:
yah…ai unnerstayndz dat…
aktchooallee, (altho nawt to rubb annyfink in oar anyfink liek dat…) owdlee enuff, ai’z aktchuallee lawtz sum waet reesentlee….nawt enuff, tho…
*clappity clappity happee dansez*
I iz happee fur you DK Iz awlweez gud tew loosez sum waet (when you iz be needin tew, nawt ifn a peep be havin dat anurekseea fing)
duz dis baskit maek me luk fat?
)
(sumwun had to say it
naw…wai wuddit?
dingdingding!! yoo haz gibbed teh korekt ansser if yoo are eber aksded dis kwestion!! yoo haz masterd wun way ob avoyding Surtin Def!!
OMCC!! Srsly? ai thot dat dat wuz teh trikk kwestyun…yoo knoe…awl answurrz arre teh rong wunz……
apparentlee, ai’s fownd teh rite wun?
or at leest, tahts teh right answer if i’m teh wun aksing yoo.
tehn yoo follow it up wif, dont wurry, yoo alwayz luk graet!
nnkai…..nao dis iz sumptin dat iz aktchuallee impowurrtunt tew lurn!
Teh whol iz fur mai tail! Yesh dat’s rite iz fur mai tail *shiftee eyes*
tahts wut tehy all say
will yew be mai Mommeh awn heer? Ai has a Daddeh nao :3
wen i kan be on heer, i will be. yoo kan haz manee mommas an daddies in cheezland, but sumtimes tehy haz to getting tehr sleep. an so do yoo. an now it iz being my bedtime. i wil tuk yoo in *tuktuktuk* wif teh floofy blankie, an gib yoo a teddi ber to hug, an a glass ob milk, an leeve teh nitelite on, an gibs yoo a big schmoo gud night *schmoo* an wen yoo wakes up, all teh cheezfrend mommas an daddies will still be heer wif yoo. *schmoo* nitey nite!!
)
(yoo an me haz teh same burfday!!
oh gud….att leest ai nawt has tew duu dat….ai probablee wud mess sumptin upp…..afturr awl, nawt knoewin wut ai’z doowink wud nawt bii tew gud…
*huggles teh teddy an snuggles down*
[yesh we does!]
afturr awl, mai tayull needz lawtz ob eggstra spayse…
nnkai…ai’z goink tew bed nao….
g’nite, awl ob ya’ll!
Option b!
:3
dang it, da kitteh face dont work!:(
hai
… hai i guess. dude you like bursted in!Wat up wit dat?
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2908290
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/01/23/funny-pictures-new-years-resolution/
MWA HA HA HA!!!!!
Option c: move to Brazil.