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full uv statik? DO NAWT WANT!
Shocking!
Electrifying! En-lightning!
Congrats on toppin owt teh free-way ty!
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dans-dans-dans *kik* whoopee!
ooh! ooh! mah turn!
(*shuffleshuffleshuffleondakarpit*)
Skippity Skippity
(*shuffleshuffleshufflesummoar*)
*poke*
WHOA!
iz u ’sposed ta b flyin?
:snerk:
cuz of da dri wethur, mai kitteh sometimes gets shocked when
he tries to sniff my finger. duzn’t seem to mind tho.
mebbe nekst tiem u payz attenshun 2 “drie cleen onlee” tagg.
silleh hoomin.
Ragdoll kitteh luks comfee
pls to eksplayn: whut maykes a kitteh a ragdoll kitteh? iz just eezygoing kitteh? mai Morgan iz a big kitteh whut duz nawt much kare whut u duz too him. hee just kinda goes wiv teh flow. iz ragdoll?
Aifinkso teh ragdoll refurs tu teh lak uf bones when kitteh nawt want tehm.
OK, ai cheked onna wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragdoll
iz partikular breed uv kitteh. Morgan iz all blak so mebbe he cud be sorta part ragdoll but prolly nawt reelly.
hee is prolly justa big babee.
wich iz gud!
Ohh – ai dinnit kno abowt dere bein a ragdoll breed.
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Mah ignerens, let me sho u it.
u iz nawt teh ignorant — ai used wikipedia an anni used googlol!
Ai wuzn’t shore if it wuz a breed, oar a diskripshun uf a way sum kittehz behabe
ai furst herds bowt teh ragdoll kittehs inna paper. to see
tehms i yooze google. dey iz cyoot, but dey wuz liek $250
inna paper! ah wud liek 2 goes wif kittens dat sez “2 gud
hoem”
ai agreez, iz hard to justify hi kitteh pryces when teher r sew mannee inna shelterz.
Ragdoll is a distinkt breed uv kitteh. Dey aer large (15-18lbs) berry docile wiv a sliky cote an meezer tyep markinz (Ai cheetid an googlold!)
Aifink dat sownds rite – ai wuz finkin lyk boneless, can ly arown comfy in enee posishun, an duzzin mynd bein repozishund.
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But maynlee in teh braynfreez ai wuz finkin hao teh wun on teh leff wuz lyk a rag, so teh wun on teh ryt wuz lyk a ragdoll.
Oh ai lubs teh boenless kittehs! Ai used to hab a big floofeh BC taht wented awl floppy when yoo helded him. Ai miss mai Bear!
sounz lyke mai Morgan! {{{{4.5K and Bear}}}}
oh, teh tie-in wiv teh laundry wuz gud wun!
Ragdoll kittehs breed. Ai sees dem on tv, is like long hair siamese, have big bodys.
ai meens, ragdoll is breed uf kitteh. It goes wifout sayin dat dey breeds!!
Dey iz byootimus, bery floofee, & bery sweet kittehz, aifink.
Yep. Dere is sumfing kawled a mink ragdoll, tu.
Is wut Nyx’s mommeh wuz.
…an irrisistiblii QTE, tu!
An putz floof awn it too
ohai anni & angelplume, we haz three-way ty so iz rilly a brayd tihs tyme! ai iz abowt to hav mai once-a-day can uv coca-cola. care to join me? (mebbe add a liddul rum?)
Ai’d purrfur cocoa thx (wiv teh rum) Ai nebber lieked coca cola _ nawt a berry Brit fing!
Adn ai prefer Pepsi tu Koke, but dont du caffeen aftur lunsh – habbin herb tee nao at wurk. But a shot o rum duz sownd lyk sumfin ai kud yooz rite abowt nao!
ya kno whut iz weerd ‘bowt coke?
wen teh coke compnie fownded owt taht awn tayzt testz Pepsee
wuz bein preferred, tey wuz skaerdid, nd tey thot that Pepsee
wuz gun taek ‘wai tehre markit neesh.
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so tehn tey recombobulaydid coke, nd “Noo Coke” wuz bedder
tayztin tehn Pepsee then, ‘kordin 2 statistikz! so tehy releest
Noo Coke…nd awl teh Coke luvrs wuz mad. Sum peeps had
protests. so tey had no choyce but 2 take old Coke back.
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teh final funnee ting wuz, pepsee nebber did mannij 2 taek coke’s
neesh compleetlee awai, eeben after teh tayst tests nd teh fail
ob noo coke.
OK! inna US South, tehy say it lyke “co-cola” so iz kinda like sayin “cocoa”! Cheerz!
Teh durtier teh lawndry, teh beddure kitteh liekes iyt!!!
ai thot kittehs lieked kleen lawndree – deh floof shews up bettah!
Dey haz 2 add sum floof 2 awl teh cloes – Aifink it iz in dere contrakt.
Awlso in deh contrakt:
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Ablol tu sleeping enneewair
Bite deh hand dat feedingz u
Capture ebreewunz hartz
D……
Desyding whare to sleep nekst,
Eeting kitteh treets,
Feline intuition,
G… (tihs wun iz a giveaway aifinkso!)
Gushifoods…yeah, ai got it!
Heart awf awl hoominz
Ignore…awl hoominz
Just beclaws teh want tew
Kindling tew bake mauses, nawt our Maus, tho
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Leabin surpriziz in ur shooz
Maekin awl teh howse dere own
Nebber cummin in wen u cawl
O….
Owt froo ne open door
Powns on nefing dat moobs (eben toesies)
Quit chaysing de uvver fur frenz
R…
Rifyoozin teh fud dey haz been eetin b4
Sittin awn teh papur wen u wanna reed it
Taekin up at leest haff teh bed
U…
Undermyneenz teh uhthoriteez ub teh hoominz
Vomittin on teh car pet
Worree in teh peeplols wen daze sik
X…
X-ploring everywhere they want to go
Yusing whatever they want
ZZZzzzzzz’s anytime, anywhere!
Upchuking teh — um — stuffs,
Visitating teh nayborz,
Wurkin onna power-nap tekneeks,
X…
demand attenshun all teh time
eat anyting n evryting (at least my kitteh duz)
find teh kleenest clothes n sleep on dem
g…
ai fink teh kitteh must b on teh kleen laundree imitaytin teh dirtee laundree
until teh lawndry starts rayding teh fridge in the middlol uv the nite.
*lol* *lol*
Ai foargottid haow tuu maike smololy faiyses!!
Shudda uoosed kolons, wif noes asturwisks!!!
use : instead of * ckk
Kitteh will always come when U call…
If she haz nutting beddur tu du.
*babeh kittun snuggles close tew yew*
*snuggles up wif Taya adn starts likking her hed*
*has a sad cuz seh nawt has a Mommeh oar Daddeh [wuz borned tew kittehs but dem nawt has wings...]*
iz it u haz teh sad oar the babeh kittun?
{{{Taya}}}
{{{babeh kittun}}}
[teh babeh kittun iz mii awlso known as Celine. She iz mai fursona (meh as a kitteh]
oh, ai iz sorry fur ur sad tehn.
mai parents r bof gone too — haz been almoast 8 yrz so ai iz nawt as sad naow.
“fursona” = good wun!
Fursona iz yoosed in sum roll-plai-ing commoonitees n fings, tessm.
Ai nawt eggspektid tu seeing it heer, tho.
ai just googled it.
ai lurn sew mannee noo fings heer!
(Just at a glance, two of the hits on the first page are anti-furry sites. Plz take anything you see with a grain, or a heaping teaspoon, of salt.)
manee ppl yoos fursona tew describe dere aminal characters an nawt part ob teh furreh fandom….
mebbe ai shud hav sed, ai looked at wikipedia. wuz berry informativ, nawt negative!
Dat xplains why ai sits heaped up in da corner, all wrinkled.
Duz yew needs to be laundered, kk4?
Awl wored-owt frum her intervooing advenshurz, aifink.
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Hoep dat wurks owt gud fur u soon, kk!
In Soviet Roosha, Laundry imitatez life!
well, yu are wut yu ware… at leest as far as nawt sekund impresshuns goe.
In Soviet Roosha, u ware wut u r!
oooo how dos dat wurk? i confoozed… 2 much fili- er, felos- dat profound
stuf!!
Hay guise, wot’s fur dinner? Ai has a hongree!
Ai has teh beef stroganhoff wif teh wild riec, cauliflower wif cheez whiz, ceaser’s salads adn teh fresh buddurmilk biscuits wif applol buddur.
WANT!!!!
Ai haz, uh… *cheks wif bf* Pork roast (gots “mediterranean” sos awn it), ryse, an lello beens.
we can haz TACOS!
Ohai! Ai hoam frum nawt-sekkund day uv bolunteering atta hoomane sosietee! Ai snorguled kittehs, an lurned a bit uv offis stuffs. Ai goes tu offishul oree-intashun tomorro. Ai haz a tyred, tho. *luks tyred* *drops self awn cowch lyk durtee londrees* Want tu bolunteering az much az ai can, arownd classiz, but iz gunna be diffkult sumtiems, aifinkso.
Has teh guinness and sum uf mai noms.
* hands Pk a plate of beef stroganoffs wif the rest uf teh trimmings. Adn teh big glass uf teh guinness *
Oooh, ennyfing wif akhol in it, ai be ZZzzzz in no tiem ryte nao, but teh beefs n stuff sownz nommy. *nomnomnom*
*curls up aginst WRR*
*absenmindedly skritches taya unner teh eers*
Ai can has Mommeh an Daddeh?
Kittehz, no maddurr
haow beeg canz shifftz frum sawwlid
2 sillkee likkwidd
Likkwidd happenz wen
Kitteh sleepz cuz Kittteh canz
reelakkz cawmpleetlee
Likkwidd iz besstest
wenz Hewminz sleepz. Kitteh amz
ellekktrikk blankitt
Jack.
OMCC!!! guise!!!! I haz an amayzed!!!
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Deh Cheez Town Cryer iz number 87 on deh WordPress list uv Growing Blogz!!!
http://www.botd.wordpress.com/2009/01/09/growing-blogs-987/
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*Fayntz!!!
*nuzzles teh cween*
*Ticklolz deh Taya Tummeh.
*snugglols teh cween*
on cweenie, conga rats!! dat is berri impressib!!
otay fur the nooo kitteh nooos!! her wuz gud as gold on teh wai home.. nawt cry teh whole wai!! ai wuz amaized!! her is gud girl… wandrin around sniffin ebbryting an gettin settlold in……..ai nawt noes if her upset or wut…..nawt eetin yet an nawt usin litter box…. (ai hopes nawt tew find inny s’prizes!!)
Yay fur habbing deh noo kitty!!!!
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az soon az u kin tear ursef away frum her, wii wanting pixors!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ai jus downloaded sum………but ai haz two lolpiks wif her innem….yew hazznt seen dems??
Plz tu be gibbon teh linkees, plzplzplz! Wants tu seeing nu kitteh!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3113977
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3137829
ai will be postin sum nooo pix tew mai profyle sooon…… wut a sweetie!!!
Oh, what a beautimus kitteh she be!!!
an rilly a sweet kitteh tooo…….. if yew clik on mai bloo teh last 4 pikshurs are ob her in her furebber home!! (teh otter wun is me, divakitty an teasel frum las nite in orygun)
Beri nys shots ob a butemus kitteh! Adn such lublee goldn iyz. Ai has a happi fur u adn her in ur noo hoem togever. {{jamama}}
Oh dat is so grate, Jamama! Plz. to keep teh updates kumming!
Iz awsumness, yur majestee! Yu filled a need we haz been habing, aifinkso, fur it tu be growing so fast! {{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}
*kumz too, opunz iiz
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I b stunned.
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*fayntz agin.
Kitteh sharin the blankey
She shoots, she scores!
dat be mai fav-purr-it pusishun…sleeps
Uncanny Valleh Kitteh
gits very clothes to reality
Haha, aww, I lubs dis one!
Or does laundry imitate life? O_o
Throwing your cats in the air is not big or clever, or more importantly not funny. This is just cruel!