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Maeks a gud kitteh baskit
concatshoelaces annipuss awn yur nawt sekkund.
FangQ Taya.
congrabtulashuns un ur not secun would u like some fugey pi?
Dat dipendz wat fugey pi iz! Ai haz nebber heered uv it b4.
well fudge pie excelent almost all chocolatey except for de crust and i could get mi mom to makey a meaney one
hay hay fudgie pi
my oh my
nom nom nom
haiku : if u iz
tryin 2 du et, tehn u
iz doin it rong.
NE cheezpeep can
rite haiku. jus stop at teh
sebenteenth syllab.
huntin rownd teh haus
i knoes i smelt et sumwheres
cheezburger: DO WANT!
I have a slight problem, you see
I admit, I have A.D.D.
So it’s hard to design
A limerick that rhymes
When things alwa–ooh, look, a kitty- anonymous
Butt teh lynez haz 2 b in settz uv sylolbulls: 5-7-5 – Lyke tihs:
…Haiku iz pretteh
…Butt sumtymez duzzn’t maek scents
…Refridgerator.
Awesum haikus, choc
olatesamus. Wish I culd
do as good as u
Ownlee in cheezland, ware fud haz no kalereez. IRL, Ai haz diabeetus, so dat wud nawt fit wiv mai dye it!
oh, wow. diabeetus, do not want. but akshlee, i has
frend @ mah nerd herd skool whu hassa diabeetus,
nd she has a liddul thingie taht iz ‘tacht 2 hur skin
nd givz hur insulin whenevuh she b needin et.
Dat muss be tyep 1. Ai haz tyep 2 an Ai can haz tablits – mai need insulin wun dai, but so far so gud! Lawng az Ai stikk 2 teh roolz.
Oar haow abaowt sum whyte cayk wiv whyte aissin?
i iz wantin sum fugey pi
shur dus!
awwww
ima splort nao
“SPLORT!”
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up L13′s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
o man, i r hav slorted 2 but i nawt no wut CHRG(wdoi) iz! wut r it anni?
oh, u shud tayke a luuk at teh cweenmj’s happenin blog!!
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cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/
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haz a sekshun onna acronyms an all kinza other stuffs!
fanks tess! Ai no mah lolspeak purty well, butt sumtiemz ai jus kant b tellin wut uz iz saein. purrhaps dis iz gon halp!
um, kin ai tell him?
is akronim fer Chicken Head Rubber Glove (with drawings on it)
YAY
wow hooman, u haz a beeg hed!
Ju’ big enuf to fit teh wyres dat lets kitteh controwl hims.
iz brayve kitteh aifinkso, chooin onna swetband… PLEH! PLEH! PLEH!!!
Wear kan ai buyz a hat laik dat, plz? WANT!!!
indianajoneshats.net/catalog/index.htm
did u finish ur housewerks, missy?
Eeting yur howmwurk iz nawt abyzabul. Neber eet yur wurds unless dey’re sweet adn floofy. Ai awlwaiz rekkomend eeting green egg adn ham. But du nawt get teh green eggs, spam, soam, spam adn ham unless yu want to set teh vikings off.
DUDE HOW DO Uz MAKE DA FACE MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Butt iz kitteh inkloodid?
Cat inteh hat, ur dewin it cayuute!!
tee hee u said butt
snaeks why did it have to b snaeks
No-iz Kitteh sew: Kitteh, Wiid eet hav tew bii kitteh?
My (much biggr full growed kitteh) used to do this to my ex-cowboi’s hats … but onlee the expesuv felt wunz …. nevver the cheeper straw wunz. Haz you ebber tryed to pik ebberee singul lite cullered cat haer out of a dark cullered hat???
oh hai! heeheeheeheh
Showz how ur kat felt bout ex. Katz sumtime nose best!
teh kitteh nommin teh hatteh ~ kyootniss much
Cat in the Hat: Literally
Safety Guidelines: Always keep kittehs in your hats in case of emergencies. They are efficient with their claws and teefs and in most cases cause splorts in your enemies. Be sure to have your CHRG on when attempting to splort enemies in case you fall victim yourself.
laser cats!!
gib me bak mai abatar, stoopie Dopie Gangsteh!!!!
(grudgingly)
fanks
wut! stil hostagin mai abitur? taek taht!
WARE BE MAI ABATAR???!
Ai see it naow!
waaah! sumtimes tehre, sumtimes gawn. FTW?
Yu can’t FTW unless yu’re in teh Nawty Barn.
Teh wayz uv WP aer misteereeus!
##Cawling Dr Strange! Calling Dr Strange! Weird Press haz been possessed by supernatural forces from Loch Ness! Urgently need ob majik adn pasykik abylities!##
Thanks, Cheezes. Taht troll wuz very abusive.
yus; eben stowled mai abatar. bery bery cheekie.
hmm.. luks liek this is gonna be an epic battul!
.
Teh cheezes to teh rescue!
Teh troll will not give up!
Who will win?
hmmmmmmmm
In teh epic battle, ifinkso teh troll duzn’t realize he’s now fiting teh peeps who run teh website.
*snerk*
sleepie tiem nao. gud nite awl cheezfrenz!
nite poohbear!
*gives pb a lavendur sashay and a dreemcatchur, in hopes the resent unpleasantniss will not sneek into hur dreems*
I MADE FRONT PAGE?! *faint*
Huh … mebbe dat’s why I nebber msyk frunt page … dey is ‘frayd I’ll faynt. Ye … dat mus be it.
::::Patpatpats gently on rinrin’s fayce:::
Wakey wakey! You us FAYMUS1!!1!
note to self …. mus meemembers bowt colons maykin fayces
Mah colon nawt mayke faces…………………………………………..
uh….ai’m nawt going there.
Glad abowt taht!!!
k, I’m all awake, but still freakin’ thrilled! Thx for checkin my pic
Iz gratey cpshun, rinrin!
Elebenty burgers for you!
om nom nom!
awwwwwwww preeteh!!!
What a fedorable kitten!
Oh, bery clebber. @@@@@!
MARTOOONIE!!!!!! *SCHMOOOO*!!!!!
I has missed yoo!!! Whar yoo been???
Ennefin gud to tell? Need sum gud gossips.We is wipin away Troll flaver. Gossips will hep us nawt to fink abowt dat!!!!
OHAI TIDMUM!!!! Ai kno, ai has been gawn a lawng tiem. Ai’z been held captiv bai Danyull Crayg. Uh Huh. Wuz bery difficult tiem – an tiring too. *snerk*
Oteh, wuz nawt rilly so eggsitin – ai had teh floo an ai has been bery bizzy a twerk an is nawt so gret ackshully (teh collapss of teh globul ekonomee, let me sho u it) an ai has been tryin to resist teh loor of teh cheez becaws ai knoo it wud eat mai soul an dere wud be no eggscape…but, hey, here ai iz.
Well, I is glad to see u. We needed a byoorocrat teh other day and u wasn’t thre!
BTW, I postified a anti-troll song a few minutes ago and I can see it in teh comments but not on Who Be Talking, so it’s prolly being inspected by teh Cheezes. It has a link to teh original song, mabye that’s it. But if somebuddy could tell me when it appears to all, I’d appreshiate it. kthxrockon
Ohai lcb. Sorry ai wuz nawt heer, wiv mai clipbored an mai offishul badj. Ai will try to do betterer in fyooture.
We did our best wifout u, but it just wasn’t teh same. It lacked teh proper level of offishusness.
Werl, ai just hope nobuddy wuz yoosin teh poetic licenses in a inappropreyut fashun.
No, just axing permission to axe a kwestion wifout first axing if they could axe.
Oh, and looks like my song got censored. Prolly in light of recent troll activity it seemed a little harsh. I’ll postify it elsewhere and provide a link.
If ai had been heer, ai wud hav maed a sootably cutting remark.
She so sharp, she no need skizzers
Iz troo. Howebber, she needs teh sleeps. *yawwwwwn* So ai goes to curl up awn teh cleen laundry and catch some zzzzzzzzzzzzs…..
Nitey nite awl.
Sweet dreems ,Martoonie. *Tucks sawftie Blankie rown, an adds a Harrison as well*
Mmmmm…. Harrison…. snznnznukzzzz…..
Well, I is glad yoo am heer an iz a plus for us taht the Danyull Craig lettid yoo owt ov hims eebil clutches. i’m shure yoo wudrather be in hims clutches tho?
Iyam sure it wuz berry tyring *snerk*
*sigh* I see taht we is now ofishully in ressesshun in TTI
I duz hope taht ebreefing will get bedder sune ,for ebreewun.
Still. Its gud to has yoo bak in the fowld.
Fank u. Iz nice to be heer, altho Mr Martoonie is habbin a big strop dat ai is talkin to mai “imajjinry frenz”. He has gibbon up drinkin for Janyooree so is in a stinkee mood. Iz Febrooree yet?
soon.soon.
An YviKitteh stayed in HoT tween xmas an Gnuu Yeer 
So Cheezfrenz is REEL!!
Mr T.M be like that too. But I showed him. Ambercat an Yvi wuz heer, in mah howse, larger tahn lyfe
tidmum, u is trooly brave kitteh! Mr Martoonie finks eberybuddy awn tinternet is madacksmurdrer. Ai’m shoor dere is sum madacksmurdrers owt dere, but ai nawt fink so menny ob dem spends time wiv teh kewt kitteh pickshurs.
Uh, dat’s rite, rite??? *luks rownd nerbuslee*
*hides ax behind back*
No, we is teh nice.
BTW, click my name to see my song.
Ai clikked. Ai sang. Ai loled.
Yay!
I think this is teh first time I has ever been censored here. I’m not sure if Hallmark makes a card for that.
*hands LCB a musikal ‘Yu’bBeen Scent-Sured’ card dat plays “Hit me wib yor rhythm stik”, wib teh wurds chaynged. Naw, awl yu cheezpeeps and cheezpeepessess, what’re teh new wurds?
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(ebrywun sing along at home)
Nawt madaxsmurderers, but Yvikitteh wus shoppin like a wummun possessed!!
Rly. We had a wunnerful time, an I can vowch fro Ambercat,Yvi an Annipuss. I has meetid dem.We is nawt madaxmurderers . We juss Peeps.
SHOPPIN? U WUZ SHOPPIN AN U DID NAWT INVITE ME????? Oh. Oh. Just… oh. Neckst tiem u is shoppin, CAWL MEEE….. Ai wuz bornded to shop.
Indie sez, “U turn me into a kitteh, I will eet my hat!”
Good one, rhsb! @@@@@
Kitteh lovers! I has a link for you…
.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=37377
add the three w’s and you get fun!
Harrison Ford an kewt kitteh? Ruh roh… wumman down!!!! *crashhh*
*Hands Martoonie a Giunt Martoonie an a floofy Hat, contaynin Kittehs*
Fank oo tidmum… but, uh, maybee a liddul Harrison heer? Huh?
Wuld it hep you if I sent in Daniel Craig and Alan Rickamn to help you recover?
Oh, okay, a liddle Harrison, too.
Uh, yesh. Ai’m shoor dat wud help. *takes vitamins*
wud dat be teh Bitamin Harrrison,Bitamin Rikman an Bitamin Craig????
werl, u kno, is awl part ob mai 5 a day!!!
It’s cold and floo season, so don’t forget ur daily dose of Vitamin Clooney.
and Harmon…..
*displays ignorants* uh, hoo? Harriett?
Mark. Frum StElsewhere, ER an NCIS. **Swoon**
Oh, gotcha. Wuz a bit worried it wuz Harriet. *gigglol*
Ai’z awlreddy had teh floo, but ai is a bit cowld… hey, Jorjj, ober heer!
oh hai! i iz kainda noo ta dis….iz i doin it rite?
Ohai mooshmykitteh, welkum! Ur doin it fyne! iz hard tew maik a mistaik in lolspeek, aifinkso!
YESH!!! Yoo is doin it rite
Welkum to ower happitayl place mooshmykitteh:D
*Hands mmk a floofy blankie, hawt chokklit,sordid chokklits an a box of CHRG (wdoi) for use in time sof splort. Is a dvizable to ware a C HRG(wdoi) atawl times wen playin heer. But nawt wurrries. If a splort shud occur, then teh CCC will be wiff yoo in no timeatl to mend yoo
Yoo iz doin eet graet! Welkum tew cheezlan! Eberee wun heer iz nys (cept teh trolls) nda will alwais halp yoo wen yoo splort oar haz merginsee. Haz yoo bin lurkin oar did yoo jus find us?
o hai, welcome! Thanks for checkin my lol
I noms ur fedora! Take dat! *nomnomnom*
Nawt oanley haz Indy leftid hims hat: heez awlsoe left..period..
Hims beddure hurrey bakk sune,
oar kitteh wills nom awl ov teh hat up;
(adn mebbee staurt nomming teh whipp nexxt!!)
is dat a reel indiana jones hat? i can has it plz? just kidding, eye get mah own.
Ur hat
It has a tastee
D.R.!!! Wun of ur lols maded teh front paj in teh last few days! w00t w00t w00t!!!!!!11!
Thanks u bery much, I ar sew happeh!
plz readz it D.R
…
Kitteh like to rde on indiz hat
lawl they has funny face
akshually awl uv da spellin iz currekt in LOLspeak, wich r diffrnt den engrish. Plus ur engrish nawt so graet, cuz i nawt no wut “God spelling” iz.
mebbee dopey gangsta meenin gud spellin… mebbee tihs wear teh apostrofufful gawn.
“Inexistant” is nawt a wurd in English or Lolspeak. Pliz be to sitting in teh corner ob shayme. While yu aer dere, pliz be to writing essay on Old English, Chaucer’s English, Shakesperian English, Queen’s English, BBC English, Scouse, Geordie, and American English, wib commentary on which is the one true English and how the others ripped up what was left ob it. Failure shall be punished by banning you from Teh Nawty Barn until yu lern sum mannurs yung grasshopper.
*snerk*
mebee Dopey is trying owt the LOLspeek and datz and effurt at ‘good spelling’
or ‘gud speeling’
It wuzn’t cweenmj dat maded teh commint, it wuz chizmonkies.
iz jus saein dat dis is icanhascheezburger, adn at icanhascheezburger lolspeak iz da nawt-sekkund langwage. iffn u watn 2 b usin da engrish, dats k, jus dun haet awn all da udder peeplz fer usin da lolspeak. dis is a plaec fer LOLZ, not da haets. Wee shud awl trie 2 b maor liek ceiling cat.
Well to fall down to your level… (this “…” will replace comma from now on) LOLspeak is clearly based onto English roots. Grammar is exactly the same…so are the words…but they are badly paraphrased so they could only sound the same when spoken. In other words…since if you know LOLspeak…you know english…this destroys your english language. Have fun tearing up what is left of the english language.
PS. I assume all paraphrased words in LOLspeak should be written the same? Then why is “I” as in “I am” called “ai” and “i” from different people? Is it because perhaps LOLspeak is just rubbish and you are bored to type correctly? Lazy bums.
troll
fer me, iz muhc hardr 2 tipe n lolspeak dan in engrish, but dats jsut meh. at da risk uv startin an intartronz argewmnt, imma jus b qwiet, but trus me, the English language will be destroyed by something other than lolspeak, believe me. Plus, new languages form from others all the time. All Italian is is poorly spoken Latin, but do despise them for “tearing up what is left of the [Latin] language”?
…sez Dopa ‘Gangsta’.
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I is amoosed by ur hippochrissy.
LOL!!1!
Hyooj, ginormus SNORT!!
1. It’s “good spelling,” not “god spelling.”
2. It’s “nonexistent,” not “inexistent.”
3. It’s “English,” not “english.”
How on earth this moron has the temerity to “correct” anybody else’s language escapes me.
Pleh! Grammer snotzi troll hazza stoopy.
Crikey, yash! A reel libe wun! Enneewun bemember wot kind?
rofl ur rite poohbear, i r gon shtu up nao. sry every1.
a trollier than thou, ifinkso!
but hoo cares about a stoopy old troll?
*hedbonks DK*
*then bites hur ear*
Dopey wun, obveeuslee, wif naym like dat. Wunder if ‘gangsta’ is s’posed to be “based on English roots”?
iz teh grammar nawtzee troll
Hmmm … chrissy if a funny naym for a hippo
OWW! Hay, ai thort wii wuz eben!
No hiking fur yoo today? Iz berry cowld heer (wot eles is new
), so ai’z staying in asept fur a qwik run to get sum grocerees.
*bytes Leeza’s tayle*
aifinkso, but den agin iz jus usin lolspeak awl day, adn i r jus a laezy bum lulz.
hay! it wuznt a reel bite, it was just a nibbul!
*liks tail*
Yesh, I did hike, just gotted back! Only did 4 miles tho and went close to home.
Now I is IN for teh rest of teh day!
*rolls on hur bak and swats at DK*
Go ‘wai naow. Wii bees tired ob yoo n ur roodness.
Kthxbai.
see me in mah halterback
let me give ya heart attack
Please do be careful not to fall off the high horse you rode in on…
Yuo know … I purrsunully theenk ‘gangsta rap’ and ‘gangsta speek’ is bof stoopy and owfensuv …. so I down’t go to playces whaer it is used. I winnder whut kind of massookistic tendoncees mayk peeples who aer owfendud by LOLspeek come heer?
Oh, gud for yoo! Ai am such a slug lately. Just wanna eet n sleep (butt nawt, thankfully, shoot!).
ADN, ai beg to differ, but yoo distinktlee sed “bite”, NAWT nibbul!
*pawnses awn Leeza, commenses to bunneh kik wif a fyoorocitee*
Maus! Wot R yoo doing heer onna weekend!
Er, nawt taht ai’m nawt glad to see yoo!
Pssst … Maus … I is sumfin of an eekwine expurt (sowy …not to brag or stuff … … but nawt often you can wayve arownd a deegree in Eekwine Industrees)
Dopey’s on a a jackass … nawt a high horse.
Tehy R drawn by teh lite, aifinkso.
he looks a proper nana
in his great big hobnail boots,
he’s got such a job to pull them up
that he calls ‘em daisy roots.
You didn’t “speek” at all, Dopeydear … you rote … or more specificully, typed. And you haz no reezun … ‘cept maybe such feeleengs of insignificance that you need to come to an intertubes communnitee and make sille trolling commints in order to try to feel sumkynd of self worth.
Howevver … kittehs are onlee amused for a short length of tyme by anything that is not shynee and brite. You aer neether. You aer dismissed wif our thanx for the few moments of amyusement you provyded. Your attendunce is no longer rekwired.
::settles with tayl curled around … just _so_ and wayts for the next spot of innertaynment to come alawng::
Look, we’re just typing like this for fun not because we are stupid.We come here to talk and have fun. Not to be put down by a grammar- nazi troll like you. So if you’re coming here to simply put us down, then please leave, and don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Also ai is prnounced like I because in the Japanese language, hai is pronounced like Hi.
and if you’re going to start insulting the Japanese, don’t bother.
I happened to be passing through, saw the comments by Dopey there, and felt a need to reach through the Intert00bs and throttle him. Oh… and it’s good to see you also, DK.
*airkiss* Mwaaah!
Ohai maus!
If u need some pi’s for pest controll, let me know!
Dis one seems partikularlee vile.
I finkso we mite be better off ignorin.
He’s boviously come here lukkin for a fite.
Why give him wot he wants?
You’re right. “Don’t feed the troll”. I hafta go antway. TTFN!
Antway aor Bunway?
That’s enough! If you don’t like it here and can’t keep a civil tongue… LEAVE!
oh yesh, taht’s whut ai considder “reel conversayshun”.
Dope Gangsta, If you don’t enjoy being here leave. LOLspeak is quite fun but if it bothers you then just leave us alone to enjoy being immature okay?
Kthxbai!
but i MENTED to say nibbul!
*jumps on DK*
*they is now lokked in a yin and yang posishun bunneh kikkin each otter*
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I iz tired from teh hikin!
Trooce?
that’s bcuz u guise r just a payr uv laezy bums.
Lolz Tessm!!!
Otay, Leeza, trooce. *hides wadder baloon behind bak*
*luks askanse at DK and tessm*
beddur a laezy bum than a troll, aifinkso!!
Just bemember – yoo haev to sleep sumthyme…
Must go
fill moar baloonsget sum hauswurks dun – see y’awl later!hoo?
k.
yesh I finkso I will take a nise hot baff..
and come bak later when teh troll has tired itself owt.
*imagins puttin teh troll inna spare tyre and rolling it out of cheezdom, and lols*
bye mister nasssty troll!
just remember… u can say all teh nasty fings u wants, but we is still gonna talk how we want and have funs here. Doesnt seem like U r havin funs tho.
So hoo is teh stoopy, hm?
*throws a 100p towl (used) on teh troll andrunsawaywifakwikness*
shoulda see me and the ranking dread
check how we jamming and ting
love is all ai bring inna me khaki suit and ting
nah pop no style, ai strictly roots
nah pop no style, ai strictly roots
lolz lynxany!!
Ahem.
“Hi, ho away we go,
Donkey riding donkey riding
Hi, ho away we go
Riding on a donkey”
schmoos to teh big burgerz foar cleenin up teh nastee commints!
FTW Kwithie!
ai lyke pie.
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and reggae!
w00t w00t!!!!
kwestion: haz stoopie troll DG stowlenz teh poohbear abitur? waaaah!
u prolly got automatikallee logged owt uv wordpress.com? happens every cupple uv weeks oar so.
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gud wurks onna myoosiks, PB!
* humming reggae to self *
Ejypshuns worshipped kittehs. Derefoar God Spelling is LOLSpeak.
lynxany…you is full of awesome and win! *hands over chocolate aminals and drinks of choice*
“you are neether” FTW!! LOL!!
Oops! You forgot the comma (or …) after “here” (not to mention the typo).
and I do not see the reason of your being in here especially if you are going to insult and belittle others, worthless piece of scum. Never mind calling someone else a piece of scum when all you are is a bully who likes to put others down as you are so obviously doing.
Vikings start sinning: *spam spam spam spam wonderful spam wonderful spaam!!! beutiful spam wonderful spam spam spam spm*
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If you were to take the lowest IQ of all the regulars here and divide it by the number of regulars multiplied by Avagadro’s Number to the power of a googolplex, you still end up with a figure hundreds of times that of someone who bursts in for no better reason than to insult.
.
If you do not see the reason for a person being here, that is not because there is no reason, but because you lack the wisdom and insight of those Enlightened Beings who fill this place with commentary far beyond the ken of those dregs of society that have evolved into troll-like figures. Let the kittehs play as trollkind rots beneath their bridges.
Promise?
DNFTT ~ an speshly nawt fugie pi.
Okai kitletz, simmur doan. Wot haz hour cween tole yew abowt feadin teh trollz???? Iz nawt gud mannurz wii iz dissplain hear. Donut bii leafin teh trash awn teh plaigrown.
Ken ennywun fink ob a nys gaem tu plai insted ob “trollbaitin”??
House abowt lukin at dat splortashuus kitteh adn maek ah hat list?
Atroshuss Auntie kine wif Flourz
Bandananana
Crowshayed bai grannie
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*puts a propeller on top of Lynxany’s cowboy hat* Naw it can be *propellor* spelling!
HOW DARE YOU CALL LYNXANY THAT WORD!!!!!!
This is an apalling word to use on ANYONE!
We here Cheezpeeps take GREAT OFFENCE at this and other defamatory remarks.
As they say in Bambi ” If you cant say nothin nice, then don’t say anythin’ at all”
If you want to plai nastee, then GET STUFFED! Gowai an plai sumwhar else.
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The Power of Cheez. We Has it.
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Proper Website….moron.
DNFTT ~ speshlie nawt fudgie pi.
iz lukin leik our old trollin gotz daleeted! o well, iz awlso lukin liek da DG wantz maor trollin. lulz.
Ooooooh …. brite and shinee propelor.
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Tidmum, ur mai hero.
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Tank ewe, Tidmum. Butt … to be fayr … I haz been bayting the troll.
The cheezies has tayken down lonnnnggg list of postes where I was amyusin myself by poking barbs at de troll. I ‘spect …. lyke all trolls, when wounded, dis won resorts to spoiltbaybeespeech … they can’t help themselfs.
But I likes hugz for any and awl reesons!
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*babeh kittun hides behind Tidmum* @.@
da trollz iz liek da kittehs, dey alwaiz wntz moar fudz. but at leest da kittehz iz kyoot. not a cheezpeep eber bin splortd by da trollz.
*puts sparkly fings adn sparkly crystlols on teh propellor, adn sum cat-chaser lazurs, which naw bounce awl ober eberywhere!
:::ovverloads on briteshineykittehprontoys:::
KITTEHSPLORT
Wahl!! I cuddent hep maseff,Lynxany.
I hates to heer ANYONE beein spoked to usin taht werd, or teh ‘R’ werd. It gibs me a giunt sad
I has 2 chilluns an a nefyew hoo has teh Special Needs.An befor I had mah sweet wonnerful Kidlets, I werked wiff teh Special Needs peeps.
So many times I has heered taht eebil werd an so many times I has thot Wait! Whut! WTFBBQ!!! How dares ozzers say it , let alone fink it,abowt ennewun, no matter whut!
I has had teh plesure, an the Honner, to know menne menne Peeps who mite be seen as differnt, becos ob teh way they is. But Taht dunt make tehm any less ov a peep. Infact, It is enriching to have teh plesure ob dem in mah life.
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Juss cos we tawk differnt heer, dussent meen taht ennewun has teh rite to cum alwang an say eebil horrid werds to dem.Hooever they may be.
Tihs is Cheezland. An ebereewun heer is honnored an valued an lubbed. Our speshull way of tawkin an seein teh whirld be a wunnerful fing. I nawt wants anyone to feel sad or bad or be bullied bai Ozzers hoo has no ideah ob whut Cheezlub an Cheezpeeps stan for.
*pushes away the soap box that suddenly appeared*
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{{{{{Lynxany}}}}}} I gibs yoo mor hugs
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itz peeple like u that makes teh whirled a better place.
Oh Hai, Tidmum!!
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U b so sweet adn full ub lubz, adn u speekz frum deh hart. Don’t eber b feline bad bowt standing up fur peepz!!!
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Heer, I gib u speshul trophy….. see, it b a soapbox wif a kitty standing up on itz hinder feetz, waving itz armz az it tawkz…. adn rite down heer it sez, Tidmum ~~ Teh Brave Defender ov Cheezland.
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Schmoooz!!
Oooh … I has a speshul ‘neecey’ who has the Downs Syndrome. She is such a joy and blessing! She is always mayking me see things in such a diffrunt way! “Ordinaree” things become so speshul and wunnerful thru her eyes My famblee is verree luckiful. Mowst of us work in a verre close knit, insular communitee ware ebberywun knows ebberywun and der famblees, so is like my neecey has tons of aunties, uncles, sibblings who looks owt for her and she goes to grayt skewl. She almowst always has such a BIG HAPPY and loves eberywun and mowstlee peeples respondz to dat by loving her too. But yesh … sometymes ther is stoopy peeples dat only has a meen and a hayte and it cauzzes much hurts. We tell her they jus don’t unnerstand …but purrsonulle I think the is just STOOPY to the nth degree and don’t wanna understand becawse sumwun elses differences mayk them feel bedder abowt their own stoopyness.
I wurked wib kids wu were speshul needs teh obber way – they were sew brite dat dey got picked on by teechers adn kids to teh poynt der kids ur habing breakdowns at skool and wur freeking owt becaws dey cudn’t handul teh stress. Rehab.. rubarb… getting dem to be ok win hu dey wur was hard wurk. Getting deir parent tu treet dem rite waz harder still.
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But dat woz eezy compared to speshul needs where dey hab needs beyond just sumwun beeing nys tu dem. Tidmum iz a trew hearow, az dat tayks reel skill adn reel commitment beyond teh ability ob mowst. *hands Tidmum a Cheezburger Medal Ob Honor* In honor ob yor serbis tu hoomins adn awl obers, pleez accept dis medal in fanks foar awl yu hab dun.
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Yah, whut yoo sed.
I has a step grate nefyyew, who has teh Downs. If he be ennfin like yor neece, then he be teh happiest an smiloliest chillun I has ebber seed
Nomatter how sad I be at times , wen see him, he juss turns ma mouf shaype frum upside down, to downside up
I used to care for a Gentleman wiff Downs, an he was full ob WIN an OSSIM!!!
i had a happitayl eberredayI was atwerk.
To drop out of LOLspeak a moment … our troll kind of made me reflect. I don’t have the time I’d like to follow ICHC as closely as some, while I never miss a day of looking at the great pics … I know better than to open comments on days when I’m busy … I can soooo easily lose an hour or more at it
. So I’m prolly not privvy to many of of the personal stories of folks here as some others are. But I definitely get the feeling that amongst the folks here there is an ENORMOUS amount of brain power and education. Which makes it all the more funny when people come here yowling about LOLspeak. It’s just too much for me to resist poking them a bit. Irony is the absolute best form of humor (to me … but I’m admittedly a bit wicked) … especially when the trolls being poked fun at don’t get it.
Well … shoot, I started this as my apology for troll baiting … but now I’ve thought it through … I guess I can’t make an honest apology as I’m not really repentent … so I guess I’ll have an ironic laugh at my own expense
Aw shuks, skwirrlgrrl, I’z juss Me. bein Me
Fankyew.
!!!MEEMAWMEEEMAAAW!!!
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Mayk way far teh CCC! We hab a Code Elebenty Splort!
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Dribes up in a tanker ob chokklit martoonies. Gets owt wyre brush adn sweepsweepsweeps lynxany’s brayns togebber. Glewz der bits togebber wib chokklit dissolbed in tuna juice. Puts dem into Lynzany’s hed. Gets top ob hed adn sticks it on. Duckytaypduckytaypduckytayp deb pack togebber. Hmmm. Duckytayp is sparkly kind. Oh well. Puts on 50′s bavving cap adn puts propeller hat on top ob dat. Ducky tayp teh hole lot down.
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Lynxany iz stil nawt awayk yet. Hab to splash fays wib chokklit martoonies. *carries Lynxany tu top ob tanker, opens up a lid, ties a bungee cord rownd Lynxany adn teh obber end tu teh tanker, adn drops Lynxany down tuwards teh chokklit martoonies.
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*splash* *bak tu top* *splash* *bak tu top*
**scuffs toes shilee inna durt**
{{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}Fankyoo.
Plz tell me, I nawt has to make a aggceptince speech like KW hoo wuz awl cryin an ebreefing????
*puts trophy awn sidebord ,neggst to teh Hazelfatmouse hoo be sleepin awn it*
But reely. I nawt needs a trophee ,I juss be me,still. Tidmum. The CrayzeeCatLaydee frum TTI hoo lubs Cheezland an Ebreewun in it
No needs for appologees Lynxany.
Yesh, Cheezland is full to the Brim, of Awsome Peeps.
i myself cannot keep up with the wit, humour and intelligence on many levels, that is shown here day after day.
All I know is, that none of the People here deserve nasty comments thrown at them, for any reason.
Trolls can be the most awful things, but yes, it is true, one has to LoL at some of them. I actually feel quite sad for them. If only they could throw away their Troll personas and actually enjoy ICHC for what it is, and what it stands for.I’m convinced that their lives would be made richer for it
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{{{{{{{{Cheez an Tofu}}}}}}} without whom, this wonderful place would not eggzist.
Duz your nefyew ebber mayk you wunder just who has the ‘disability’? The udder day I was runnin arownd, layt for a duzzen things … wun of those days where whatebber can go rong DOES. I was unloadin a 100lb bag of grayn to feed the horses so I culd get on to the next thing I was layt for. I dropped the bag. It split WIDE open. I was recytin every bad word I know (a fayr amount in varyus langwiges) in my head. Ebbery bird chicken bunny goat on the playce even my goggies swooped in any my neecey just laffed and laffed and laffe and started scooping and scattering handfuls of grayn. It was just the graytest big petting zoo to her. And ya know … wunce I stopped cussing in my head … it WAS fun and funnee too. Yeah, I wuz still layte …but the critters cleened up most of the mess … and I had fun. So I thnk its a huge ABILITY to be abul to tayk joy frum thngs manee udders see as problums.
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…I has nawt had the honner ov meeting yoo before, Taya.
Plz nawt to be afrayd!!!!
Iz just Me. Tidmum. I nawt a skarey peep. Rly. Ask the Cheezfrenz hoo has meeted me
*Holds owt floofy paw in friendship* Pleezd to meetcha
Dunt wurry bowt me. I is a sawftee reely
Juss go lukkee at mah Floofybutts awn mah profyle, an yoo will see taht I is a lukky wummun to be Pwnd bai Hazel an Fern
tidmum, from wot I has seen, u can hold ur own wif anyone owt here!
{{{{{jd}}}}}Fankyoo.
Awwww. Now I has a imbarrissed an a shy !!
I nawt a hero. I juss a Cheezpeep, like yoo an ebreewun else.
* Puts Medal neggst to trofee* ….***EEP! Bedder put SekuriKat awn teh Job, afor LCB cums a callin!……Pokes HazelfatMowse an tells her to keep watch. LCB likes watches….*.. Tells FernyFrillybum to raze teh roof if a Burgloler cums a steelin….*
I uhgreez! I has frenz wif a son who needs awlmost eberything done for him
They is heroesangelssaints in my book. I wuld like to think I culd do what they do if I had to. But hawnestly … and when I am being 100% hawnest wif myself (which is hard and uncomfurrable) I’m purty sirtain I culdn’t. Wich is why I don’t has kidlets … dat kinda responssiillity is nawt sumthing you want to mayk a mistayk abowt
Gud sayve, jd. Is Lynxany wiff us yet??
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I nawt a hereo. I is juss me. Juss a Tidmum
Beesiydes. I dunt fink thar be a Hero costyume in the size of Floofy boned
Perzakklee!!! Whut yoo sed!!!!
Perzakklee!!! Whut yoo sed!!!!
Nah. I is juss a scaredycat reely.
But I duz hate so hard wen peeps is meen an nastee, for no reason atall.
Imean!! Juss akuss we speeks LoLspeek, why shud enneywun get tehr nikkurz inna not?? Blimey!! They duz nawt noe whut fun they is missin owt awn!!
Ifinkso, Cheezland adn ebreewun in it lubz u tu, Tidmum.
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I down’t fink sew. I’ll hab tu mayk teh bungee cord longer.
*shove* *splassssh* *glug* *back tu top*
*shove* *Splassssh* *glug* *back tu top*
*wuz hidin behind tidmum cuz scareded ob teh troll… iz jus’ a littlol kittun wiv wingz… Ai nawt lieks teh nawt kwiet voices an teh ebil monsturs liek teh Dopey Gangta troll… an ai has manee Mommehs an Daddehs awn heer.
A heero iz a cheezpeep wu helps obbers. Dey down’t need to be superman or wonderwoman. Awlthew yu’re just as jud as dem. But I finkso dat many on ICHC hab been heros wun thyme or anubber. Nawt wun shud be forgot just becaws dey’re cheezpeeps oar becaws dey don’t see watr iz speshul. Iffen anyfing, dey awl deserb tu be rememberererered becaws being a hero is part ob what they are.
I mented when u said u cudn’t keep up wif teh ‘wit, humour and intelligence’… Ifinkso u r very witteh! I always luvs to read ur commints.
And I agrees! I puzzles sometimes about what is RONG wif people that goe out of their way to sew diskord. Mostly I fink they is just mean unhappy peoples, and those kinds of peoples lieks to spread teh unhappieness around. I guess it makes some kind of sense. Tehy is miserable, and misery love companie.
But tehy can only bother us if we let them!
Yesh. Why be nastee wehn u can be nice? An wehn eberybuddy heer is so nice? Maeks no senss to me.
Awwwwww. Taya, yoo is so sweet an purdee
I lubs yoo has teh wings.Yoo can fly arown Cheezland an see ebreewun an fly away frum teh danjermowse Trolls.Dat sum Ossim power for a liddo Kitteh
Ifinkso mah Floofybutts wud like wings. Wahl. I shore Fern wud. She was up a high high tree tihs afpurrnune.She was awl. ” Mahmmmm!! MAHHHM!! Hep?”
Wuz funneh. But seh gottid down sayfely in teh end
Hey, Taya, no need to be scaredee of teh trolls. Dey is teh cowards, dey attaxs teh peeples awn teh internets becaws dey wud nawt dare to say dese fings in person. Ai finkso is bestest to just ignore dem. Dey’s nawt happee, too bad for tehm. We has teh powur of teh CHEEZ!!!
*schnorgles wiv Tidmum lettin owt a tiny purr*
*purrs*
Now now, tidmum, dis is wut Lycra is for! Teh wundermuss stretchyness, let me – oof – skweez into it an show u it!
*pets Taya*
skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:D I lubs a tiny kitteh purr …* Klonk*…..
P.s Taya?.. I dunt noes if any ozzer Cheezpeep telled yoo dis, but I also has a week week week dang taht GP!! he determined to get me in teh Ginneh Pig admiration sossietee) ness for floofy or nawt floofy Kitteh bellehs.Sigh.Can’t hep mahseff. As rhsb sez, Hazel is teh Floofy grail ob bellehs!!)
*purrs, licking Tidmum faise wiv tiny pink kitteh tongue*
Heehee!! Dat tikklols
*rolls awn tew her back, snuggloling wiv Tidmum*
Awwwww!! Yoo juss abowt dun me in wiv yor wiseintheways ov kittehness!
Hazel is gettin jelluss acos Mummeh be playin wiv a Tinywun
But, She sendin a snorgle an a sniffsnifflik bak to yoo
*sniffsniflik teh Hazel an snugglols aginst Tidmum sleepeh…*
*klapp klapp klapp* Nyslee sed jd! Tho Ai iz shurr Ai hazint dun eneefing tew bii hero, Ai iz shurr ebereewun elss haz!
Reel lyfe callded yesherdai, befoer I culd see jd’s magnifisunt save. I wunder if there still be chokklit martooni stil left in tanker? Or dids I soke it awl up in my furr?
:::settles down for nyce baf:::
I could not agree with you more..