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yoga kitteh is stuck!
congrats
fankee James!
cawfee to sillybraid? or something stronger?
*hands out cups of cawfee and/or sumfing stronger*
*sips something stronger and smiles contentedly*
ai cownting rait? *nyne* cheezpeeps onna conga lyne? ooh, happytaylz dans too teh ty beutweak…
Nien postins but ownlee ayt peepls. Melissa got in twyes!
ooohhh *sharrp* aye, anni! melissa can haz *kwik* typeez.
POOR YOGA KITTEH!!!!
OMG! My Kamikaze Kitty used to strike the same pose! She would hook her claws into the rug so her hands were free to play wif stuff.
Be on your gaurd — yoga kitty only LOOKS stuck. What we are witnessing is but one of countless possible variations of the dreaded Quicksnap Snorgletrap. The truly diabolical aspect to these traps, of course, is no matter how ass-slappingly obvious the setup, we ALWAYS fall for it.
*tsk*
Belly fluff. Suckers us EVERY DAMN TIME.
…or your “guard”, even. [grumbling] bloody lolspeak spellchecker…
I’d rather be on mai gaurd than off it… Just sayin’
Sew imbarasun in frunt uv teh gf!!!
!
?
0.o
>^.^<
o.o -.- O.O
i feels sad. Mah kitteh died
*sniffle*
{{{{{Foxtail8}}}}}
So sorry to heer dat. Iz neber eezee fing to deel wif. We haz awl bin dere… 
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So sorry to hear taht. You can be shur taht teh Night Watchman greeted yur kitteh at teh bridj, adn it’s now frolikking in teh meddow wif awl teh ozzer kittehs n goggies n ozzer pets.
**whispurrs**
Karefull, laydeez. Dis may be tee are ooh ell ell in dizguies.
Plz to play niec until we noez fur shur, rhsb.
…
Oooooh – niec boots!
ware?
awn teh tee are ohh ell ell? dey do hav guud tayste in shooz… ore mebbe itz just obsessif kollectin uv teh shooz- no matter hao takky.
That be a berry sad fing, Foxtail. Duz yu have a gud memree oar tu, tu sharing wif us, abowt yur kitteh?
I iz sooo sory. Mai kitteh died las Mai. I cryed lotz. I still cry. I hugz u reel hard an b ur frend!
akrobat kitteh iz …. akrobatik!
Ai’m downsied up
…. adn uppa side downz!! adn twangloled in deh middlol!!!
Is dis whut dey meanz buy heinie overez tea-keddle?
IKEA kitteh – assembuld rong.
*win,* nightshayde!
*bows*
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Fankies, calicocoa!
Oh, nightshayde, I see yu r yurseff again. Yu were a bery cyoot otter, but I bets yu glad nawt to be preggers wif bebh otters ennymoar.
*nod* *nod* Cweenmj turned meh bak into Hello Kitty las nite befoar ai wented hoam. Ai still haz a vague urge fur puffeh cheetos & sowr creem.
ifn dat’s teh onny side effekt, iz nawt so bad.
Dis mornin, Momcat opened a container uv sowr creem by axident (meened to opun hur lowfat margarine) & told me we nao need to eet stuff wif sowr creem to use it up. Ai snerked.
She wuz telepathicalolly tuned into yr cravings….yu muss be bery close. Or teh cween more majikalol than I thotted.
*looks around nerbously*
I better be carefuls…wif wun ov Maus’s marbles on teh cween’s majik wand, ennyfing can happen.
*bonkz booklion wif deh marblolee end uv deh majiklol wand.
*Booklion turnz intu giant lion like deh stat chewz owtside uv deh lieberry.
ohai mai cween! whut a beyootiful statchew!
iffin you have a sec, could you change me back
to a a gammacat? ai hasta get the house
ready for hubbeh cats return and condo
association bored meetink. tis tuff to cleen
when ai is a preggers otter.
thank yew sew verry much.
as a token of mai a-pre-see-a-shun, here
are elebenty x elebenty cheezburgers wif fixins
Fankz fur deh burgerz….. I will donating sum tu deh Salbayshun Army…. i kin only eeting elebenty burgerz….
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*bonkz gammacat adn she returnz tu hur normal self.
Glad u enjoyd being an otter!!
*twirl twirl happi dans*
thank yew! ai enjoined bein an otter, but it
is gud to be maiself again, and not preggers!
cweenmj, can yu mayke me preggers wif gud books that I will akshully bring to light this year?
Dat kawlz fur eggstry majikalolz.
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*konsentratez berry hard.
* mutterz majiklol werdz
* Bonkz bl wif wand.
*Sparkleez fly ebbreewair.
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Hope dat werkt.
Fankkkeeee, my cween!
*bows deeplee, wif contented sigh.*
RAWRRRRRR!!!!!
Oooops! I iz librry lion….bedder wishpurrrr.
*pats da librry lion*
how kyooot!
kitteh twister…
Nawt rite, adn nawt rong!
butt Ai followed teh instrukshuns taht caym wiv teh bawks!
I can has kiroprakter?
PLZ????
heer, melissa — *majik hand deescendz*… kyroprackter skwidjy skwidjy twisstee turnee skrooooootch… ahh. kitteh awl fixt!
No sawlt awn dis pretzul
I like the look on tha other kitteh’s face
…an den, I falled arse ober teekettle….lyk dis!
butt ai meant to… my right paw to CC!
Uh-huh. Yeah. Rite.
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I has heered dat befoar.
looks laik inviziblol teekettle. butt (hehh!) viziblol arse…
Yew spin me rite rownd, baybee, rite rownd.
Lyk a rekkord baybee!
eerwurm!
‘…And don’t be alarmed if I fall head over feet…’
cue do howloling kittehs!
…an doan be surpryzed ifn I lubs u
Foar awl dat u are
I cuddnt halp it
Iz awl ur fawlt!”
Wen I fallz in luuuubbbb….
It will be forebberrrrr….
Ai LUBS dat song.
rhsb kitteh iz nawt berry ka-ward-din-aytid.
That nawt haow U duz teh BWOD. silleh kitteh.
BWOD?
Wuz dat? (hur asks, wif a nerbis)
Bud Wigglol of D00m
Oh, dat’s rite!
Well, dat mebbe nawt hao YOO do it, butt I has my own way of doin stuffs.
klumssee peepls yooonite! an bring sum bandades and a doze uv Mbarassmints
Pinkee-pinkee toe padz!!!
adn
Pinkee-pinkee noez!!!
adn
Pinkee-pinkee ear!!!
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*Pullz CHRG berry berry tite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dukee taypes protektib gogglols onto cweenmj’s faec*
Fankee. I trust ur hormonez b bak tu normalz.
Mostlee, yesh.
Mah huzbin tuuk teh nooz in stried. 
ah hormonez! no wunder ai wanted to ‘dopt all da
kittehs at Petsmart.
dey had a floofee tabbeh, and wun wif meezer colourink, an a sweepy white kitteh, an, an….
der were SEW KYOOT!
(ai is onlee wun hubbeh awai frum being a crazee kitteh ladee)
:snerk:
Ai haz a skerred… eben wifowt hormonez being ishoo, ai bolunteering at hoomane sosietee, an wun uv mai classes being tehre… hao ai gunna nawt becoming teh crazee cat ladee in a 2-bedrum apartmint, bein arown teh kittehs?
(ai aspirez tu bcomming crazee cat ladee, but ownlee when ai can haz howse…)
when we ‘dopted Shadow, someone dropped her off at the house
and checked to make sure we weren’t crazzee cat peeps.
I knew v.e.t. hu libbed in teh countryside. Peeps wuld dribe by nd drop off kittehs outside v.e.t.’s haus in teh night. They set a limit on six indoor catses, but fixed nise beds and food playses nd spayed and tutored nd baksinatyeted teh outdoor onez they did nawt find homeses fur.
Beekuz yu KARE enuff to onlee hav az manee kittehs az yu can provyd GUD kare for. Dat’s hao.
ooo0h, well sed, snippet.
*sigh* Yah, ai knowz… but iz hard sumtiems, wif kittehz whu wanting luvz and nawt haz fureber hoam. Ai promissed self, no moar kittehs coz onlee can luk aftur teh free we haz propurlee, but teh wish being tehre.
{{{{{prysma-ketteh}}}}}
Yu haz warm hart…nd will mayke lives ov menny kittehs bettererer wif yr nu career.
Ai hopes so! Ai wants awl kittehs (an goggies an uvvers) tu haz hyoomins whu preeshiates tehm an luving tehm lyk tehy deserbs. {{{{{{booklion}}}}}}
Haz yu all seen dis? It is teh AWSUM.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3192013
@@@@ x elebenty!
ai still hasnt told huzband
*wrings paws*
I wudda thot he’d at leest notiss dat u wuz an otter……. deh preggerz part nite b kinda eezee tu hide…….
hez on a bussyness trip and is coming back tewmorrow
hey cweenmj whats up and there have a cookie
Hai sunnybunny!!! i hazn’t seeinged u in a long tiyme. Wut u ben up tu??
oh i got a job and my mom didn’t pay the interwebs bill so i have
to go to the liberay
my job is raising hamsters and gerbils for a pet shop
kewl!!! gittin paid tu haz deh kritterz!!
well when the babies are old enuf i will take them to the pet
shop and get $2 each baby hamster or gerbil and today one
of my gerbils had babies
well i got to go so see ya later hey u can talk to me
tomorrow about 4:30pm
Awww – kyoot bebbeh gerbils & hamsters!
Dats sew kyoot! Ai just emayoed it to mah huzbin.
He lieked it, yer majistee!
hai
AND…..kitteh butt-fur!
I usta tikklol teh fur awn teh bak of Josie’s legs an holler, “Kitteh butt-fur!” Hubbeh wud say, “Wutz a kitteh butt fur?” An den I’d say, “SITTIN!”
Yesh, wii wuz teh sillee sumtymes.
sew *kyoot*! aaaoooowwwww… aaaaaaaoooooooowwwwwwwww… aaaooowwwrrrSPLOr….
whew! cawt it justin tyme. turnd into harmlus sneeaze…
*ducky tapes CHRG for calicocoa*
bettur get sum gogglols tew!
fankx, gammacat! ai nevvor neaded teh goglolz befoar, butt (teehee!) nao…
Dis is spechul Yoga mov!
Taht kitteh being intyrlee tu kyoot fur me tu finking ennyfing but “Awwwww, taht kitteh iz teh kyoot!!!!11!!!!one!!!!”
OHHHH – nose-TAL-ja.
Owr little Ariel (wayting pashuntly at teh bridj now) did dis wen she wuz teeny.
We alwayz sed (for her) Ai’m gonna kik mai eerz off! Ai am! Yu just wayt!
Dis pikchur is teh kyoot and teh bittersweet at teh saym tym.
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dat is very sweet memoreee
{{{{{snippet}}}}}} Remembering her wif gud memrees. It hurting so much when they cross teh brij wifout us.
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THANK YU. Thank yu awl so bery much. Itz nawt kwyt wun yeer now and ai dint no ai still needid hugz so much, but ai gess ai do. Dis piktur hit me harder dan ai expektid. She had a BIG personalitee.
Ai habnt been tu teh kommentz payg in a whyl – ai see lotz of new naymz. An ai lubz yu all.
{{{{{{snippet}}}}} Kitteh wif BIG personalitee=BIG LOVE
It haz been eight yeers sinse my soul kitteh went ober the brij, nd I still misses him bery much.
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We will awlwaiz miss teh wunz we haz lost — but we kin play wif dem in teh Princess Mu Meadow!
{{{{{snippet}}}}} adn {{{{{ little ariel }}}}}.
ai wuz had a “little ariel” too… ai verree sawree about yorz.
awwww daz such a kyoot memry
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u rite! it dorable!
*sniffle*
my kitteh died
squeeee!!!
WANT!
Here’s lookin at you, kid!
oHai daire awl mai cheezee frenz!!
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Deh Cheez Town Cryer http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com haz ben growing bai leepz adn boundz!!
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It b habbing a noo feet chewer. It b a google calendar wif deh eventz on it. u duz not haz tu haz a google akkownt fur it tu werking. u kin finding it on deh rite hand side bar. Plz tu note dat awl tiymez will beeing deh ICHC tiyme adn u will haz tu adjusting dat tu ur own tiyme.
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I postifying enneyfing wifin reezun related tu deh ICHC cummunity. Such thingz as races, partyz, condition uf sick peepz adn sick petz, cheezmeetz, eventz, etc. Mostly I b capchuring alla nowns mintz I b seeing in deh commintz. But I may missing sum. If u haz a nownsmint u b wanting postifyed, just sending a emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com
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In addishun tu deh nownsmintz, I haz posted a bunch of helperz and majic triks. U will finding dem listed on deh rite side. In addishun tu deh strucshunz fur avatarz adn bloo names, u will finding help fur sneeking in deh bak doorz uv profilez wen Dr.Tinycat b werking on deh serverz, adn how tu sort owt deh ICHC tiyme kunundrum, adn making smileez and posting linkeez adn, adn, adn, well, and lotza uzzer stuffz.
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Adn I haz ebbreefing u needz tu noez tu gitting on deh Cheezpeepz Mapz. Adn how tu seeing awl deh mapz at wunst. Adn looking at deh street vuz. Adn speeking uv deh map, wii haz 349 peepz on deh map!!! Yay!!! If u b reeding dis adn u not b on deh map, u shud b!! sending mii deh emayo rite now!!!
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And if u skrolling awl deh way down tu deh bottom uv deh page, u will see I haz started a listing uv deh blogz bai deh cheezpeepz. If u b wanting ur blog listed, oar if I listinged u and u b wanting off deh list, sending deh emayo tu mii.
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Adn u will awlso finding sum uv deh eggsitement frum deh past linked in deh ICHC Lore adn Legends paige. http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/ichc-lore-adn-legendz/
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*handz chokklit martooneez tu awl
*klinkee glasses
Cheez!!
Ohai cweenmj. We has dee sieded tu has teh Marty Grass pardee fur the rhsb singlol agin pardee. Will be starting awn Mundane Feb 23 aifinkso and ends awn Feb 24.
Lawts ub drinks, dans, gushifuds and eben teh costuum pardees. U can getz teh costuum at teh tybooteek oar teh NB
Oooo. Ok, i will postifying dat rite away!!!
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*runz tu git kullered beedz an a kostooom.
It gonna last a weeeek weeek weeeek?!?! Wow. I nawt kno u had picked teh date.
If awl teh paypurr werks gets dun, I mite ackshully be singlol arown den!
**crosses eberyfing dat will kross**
**grumblols abowt fings takin so dad-blamed slo**
Is when marty grass offishullee starts in N.O. Wii duz 2 dais. U can duz awl week week weeks if U wantz.
u rite fow 2 dang long!
keep it simple
**goes up to Foxtail8**
Kin I halp u?
*hads rhsb teh tee are oooh ooh elll glubs. *
I’m fien, WRr, fanks.
Ifn I ware teh glubs, hao dey gonna see my poynty enz?
Oh, an I’m warin my boots, too. See?
**shows hur speshul boots wo WRr**
Be niec, naow – Foxtail8′s kitteh just dieded.
Ifn iz teh troof, den I extend my sympathees, but I’m nawt a hunnert purrsent conbinsed.
Ai haz beend reeding sum uv teh Lore adn Legends, yur majestee… ai haz a big wishing ai had finded ICHC erliur!
Ai also has a hed-ack starting frum laffing tu much, an mai kittehs an bf fink ai insayn… but is wurf it!
Wen Janet gitz bak frum vacation I eggspect tu git a hole bunch moar!!!! u bedder stok up on asprinz noaw!
May ai sujjest GP’s Rokkit Lawn Chair Adbenchur? http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/30/funny-pictures-happenz-everytime-she-drinks-da-takeeela/#comment-456543 (oar thereabowts)
she’z a mayniak, mayniak awn teh flore
Flashdance, FTW!
I tryed to breakdance
But de dance broked me
Brokebak kitteh?
Ai haz a kuppul uv kittehz dat playz “Brokeback Kitteh Mountin’” ebbree nao an den.
…
Nawt dat derez ennyfing rong wif dat …
hey D.R. what’s up
Hi dere
Well, foo! Ai see dis syt stil eets posts wunce in a wile. But dat’s cool, ai no it getz LOTZ of posts bery bery fast and dat kan confyooz ANY server…
Prysma – haz yu seen dis?
Beetle Baily Kitteh and Sarge kitteh settle disputes the usual way.
Thas how mah kitteh fights too!
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