U gotta b dis tall befor u kin go owtsied da howse
i nawt even tall enuf 2 go off hi dive.
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An u nead ur shots
Conga-rats to u,annipuss.
On teh top uv teh macrame!
Thx, Eeck.
AHEM!
Hay everyone, don’t forget that in free days, on Mundane, we has a burfdai party for eeck!!
Twill be at:
6 am cheeztime
12 pm EST
5 pm TTI
11 am CST
9 am westy coast.
.
Teh tradishunal race, unless eeck has any speshul requests!!
Ai lieks teh Nascar….iffin peeps culd preetend to be Nascar dribers it wuld be fun!
Ai iz getting taken to lunch on Mundane,but will be back by 1pm.
Go ahead and start wifowt me !
noes! start without u?
we can do it at teh next one?
3 pm EST?
3 pm be okai !!
Vendor iz takin me to lunch for birfday….cannawt pass up free lunch!
troo dat!
teh vendors ushually takes u to teh gud places too!
3pm EST it iz!!
.
cween didja get that?
Ke, Ai’ll bee praktisin!
Ahem.
VRRROOOAAARRR! BRRR PFFFT HNGGGKGGG.
Ai fink somtings rong wif mah engien.
An AK wud bii gud, tu. Bettuhr stilz, yu nawt goez aowtsyde. Stayz insyde whar itz sayf an comfy an no fliiz tu biteyu.
*Headbonks*
Actually, I meant “headbat”. You cats are sooooooo confusing…
We know what you thought you meant when you meant to say “headbat”.
Know what I mean ?
Um… shuuurrre…
Hey, where’s Mu? I’m hungry…
** brings out tray of shrimp eggrolls **
Here,have some of these while you’re waiting….
*Steals the whole tray and runs off*
Thanks, Eeck!
** eeck nibbles on veggie eggrolls she has saved for herself **
there’s plenty of pi here….
Nao,downt go off on a tangent….
Yeah. I need you to cosine this loan…
I think you’re playing a trig on me…
Ai nawt warin a sine dat says “stoopy” onnit
and BD’s mom don’t cosine dat loan for elbenty $$ either
dis is not holdin mah interest.
*starts lukkin for zippos*
yu just compunding the prollum.
now now, have we looked at all the angles?
Ai lyks yew, butt onlee tew a degree…
now dont get fracktious!
Don’t be square! Let’s get to teh root of teh prollum nd solve it!
blockheads! *sings as she dances towards the ocean* sqwar cornors…flat top…furty-fibe dahgree angels…BLOCK-heads!
wut?
Doan’t be obtyoose, Leeza
sry, I wazn’t shure wut angle I wanted to werk from.
No worrys!! I thot ai had it, but ai been askin CC fur helps, so aofomls mawt da job fur meh. It wuld hab ment wurkin on Caturday, which cuts into fishing time!!!
Dis commint shuld hab gone sumware else, aifinkso!!
Teh angel angle…
“The adbenchurs ov Michael Raphael, archangel invesitigations”
I wuz in my offiss wif my feets up, cleaning teh bore ov my Colt 45 (yesh, the Sword of Righteousness haz alotta flash, but gib me the heft and roar ov a Colt when there’s serious work to be dun), when teh dame walked in.
She had legs that wuddn’t quit and a floofy skwirrl tail, and frum the way she squinted her eyes, I knew there wuz turbble ahead.
** runs in and applies wrinkle creem to teh dames’ eyes,den runs owt agin**
moi? trubble?
“Moi! Trubble?” she said, cocking her hed at an innocent angle.
I looked at her askanse, an angle nawt taught in geometry class but rekwired in teh Skool fur Angel Skeptiks
*luks askanse at booklion*
The first rule teh Archangel Investigators has to learn is, When a dame luks that innocent when she walks in yur offiss, its best to be skeptikul.
“Yeah?” I asked her, pushing my fedora-shaped halo back in order to see her better,
“What did you want to find out?”
“It was an askanse showdown…..there was no way I was going to let the dame win this one….”
me?
I wuz just lukkin for teh restroom.
*blushes*
“Around teh corner and on teh left”, I answered.
She tunrned and left, and I put my feets back on teh desk, nd pulled my halo down low ober my forehead. Anuvver case successfully solved for teh Archangel Archives.
“Sry about ur coat. I’ll pays for teh dry cleaning.”
Dats teh rules!
“Wen ai gonna be bigenuf? Huh? Huh? Huh??? Wen ai gonna be BIGENUF????
Aer Ai bigenuff naow? Haow `bowt naow?
Em ai big enuff YET! Wen ai gonna be bigenuf? NAu? Nau r ai bigenuff???
An eeben den, yer saefer insied.
We duz dis fur yer purrrrrrtekshun.
doan bee bitter!
kuz teh pollooshun is bad fore yu.
this week wuz torchure- yootah had teh wurstest are kwalitee in teh nashun, so we had to keep the kidz insyde during reesess AWL week…. kin sumbuddee say ‘kabin feever?’
*twitches to further down teh thred*
But i wanna play now!!!
but mawm, all my frenz go outside!!!!!
Mamma cat sez if all yur frends jump off bridge wuld yu?
I f all teh ovver mawms say “I muss spoil kitteh fun”, wuld yu duz it, too?
Oh yesh, dat iz mommys job!!
kk.. did you hear yet?
Ya, dey hire sumone else, but wants tu keeps meh on file….oh wells, I gess nawt ment tu bee.
sry.
{{{{{{{kk}}}}}}}
u never knows!
maybe teh person they hire won’t werk out.
it happens.
if u have their name and address we cud prolly have EM arrange for that to happen.
*hires LCB to brake intu office* Ai left commint up thred in rong place, but I wuld hab had tu wurk Caturday, so I wate fur nextest job.
*pops owt of teh blak vortex*
ohai, wai cant short peeplol hav teh same rites az tall’uns
dats… dats…. dats discriminashun
♫♫♫ Short people got no reason… ♫♫♫
Maus don’t be such a heightist
♫♫♫
They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello…
♫♫♫
Hay!!!
.
*batz Maus on shinz bkuz she kan’t reech reech ennee higher.
u is not even knee hi to a maus?
now dat’s short.
*Picks up MJ*
Hello!
Oh Hai dere!!! Mai, deh whirrld lukz differnt frum up heer.
I kin see awl de way tu deh mountinz!!!!!
*reaches up and punches Maus in teh shin*
Ooooohhh! I think I have hit a bit of a raw nerve. What fun!
*bats Maus onna knee*
no, we hitting yer nerves!
*lifts lcb up onto my shoulder, so she can reech to m\punch Maus in teh knnee*
Iz dis reedin liek “Gull-lol-bulz Trabulz” tu yew?
Tie himz up and den we will offur himz to deh Ceiling Cat
kant wii juss hab ah bar-b-q?
dat sounds delishus an nootrishus
Or wee free men
Crivens!
They can tak’ oour lives, but they cannae tak’ oour troousers!
*shares Special Sheep Liniment wif gammacat*
fankee!
*glug glug glu*
oh deer!
*hichichichichichichic*
wot r u 2 quoting?
Wee Free Men, by Terry Pratchett.
ah shudda knowed!
I’m just trying to reed teh first buk.
They keeps getting bedder and bedder. Wee Free Men is in teh childrens part of bookstore or library, nd mebbe a more fun way for you to start.
now I is confoosed.
children’s buks?
I thot they was a series, u got teh first and then red thru the rest… r there diffrent ‘subsets’?
Yup. And to confoozle yu more, teh three Tiffany Aching buks in teh YA section are set in teh Discworld universe. As is The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents, also is the kids/YA section. He has other kids books that are not.
Akshully, everywun hu frekwets this website would love The Amazing Maurice, starring a cat who works a Pied Piper scam wif his rodenty friends. It won a Carnegie Medal.
’tis confoosing, ai know
‘the subsets are based on the main characters. There are
a set on Rincewind, one on the City Watch of Ankh,
one on the Witches of Lancre.
And of corse there are overlaps!
sew, if yew go out of order, yew should still read the
subset in chronological order
has ai confuuzled yew more?
btw, check out lspace.org. The Annotated Pratchett File
explains many of the more obscure references.
Thx!
*uses boxing glove on retractable accordian-arm thingy to punch Maus’ lower thigh*
Mr. Maus, Ayes hopin dat yoar waring ankul gardz…. 50 teef ken bring yu doan tu hour siez purt fass…..
Now, now… there are much worse handicaps than being… um… height challenged…
ahem…datz “Verticularlii Challenged”, oh skyscraper….
Yeah. I couldn’t think of the euphemism. Of course, the word is longer than you guys are…
‘When his hands are higher than your hed, his groin is level with your teeht’
Feet of Clay
Otai, lcb on my shoulders, gammacat, you stand on lcb, and smammie, you climb onto gammacat’s shoulders. That should put those serious possum teef where tey can do sum damage!
Well… I hafta go fer teh weakend. TTFN!
*Carefully picks his way out*
I wouldn’t want to accidentally step on an unseen shorty…
*gets running start*
*pounces on Maus’s back*
*bunni kicks Maus into submission*
oh, and
BOOP
KOWARD!!!!
‘all trees are felled at ground level’
burgerz tu yew!!!!
wif cheez ai hope
goin insied, not sew grate ackshully.
*snuggles against Leeza*
its cold and der are wulves after me!
wulves?
or wulvereens?
mebbe prairie dogs?
BOTH
*scampersawaiwifkwiknesstuwarmup*
*snuggles against Leeza*
meh will be ur babeh kitteh… at least awn heer
[cuz the character Celine doesn't have a Mommeh cuz ob her wings]
Taya, is teh winged bebeh kitteh Celine your inbenshun? Yur abatar is teh beeyutiful, tho I haz a little trubbles seeing the wings cleerly.
Yu can see in my abatar that I haz teh wings, too.
Kittehs stay inside no get smooshed by cars kthx.
An yu has tu come home before da street lites turns on!
Childhood memories…I has dem !
Yu too?? Was safer bak den, or at least it seemed so!
Ai haz noticed that at the school bus stops ai pass in teh mornin, there are lots uv parents waitin wif teh kidlets.
We never had parents at the bus stop with us….
wii neber had bus stops… wuz juss short ob teh habin tu bii tu adn a harf mile awai limit. Cud yu imagin lettin kidlets wawk dat farr on dare own noa?
Or tu let dem play outside til da streetlites comes on? Ai couldn’t do dat wif mai kids, was tu scared dey gets stolen!
We walked at leest a mile…no,can’t imagine it happening now.
I nebber watched TeeVee or played on the pyooter when home frum
skool, was busy playing wid other kidlets outside the house
Den wen yu in an out uf house so much Mom nawt lets yu in fur a wile, an yu has tu drink frum da hose! Ai maded da bestest mudpies tu.
Yesh..and we played until….the streetlights came on !!
not aftur?
we played into teh nite, wif the outsied lites turned on.
prolly not as late as it seemed, but until mom maed us come in!
We did used to play “kick the can” after it got dark.But onlee in teh summertime.
** realizes that anybudde under the age uv thirty iz sayin “kick the can”?WTF ??**
Or yu could step on da cans sideways an make shoes! Dey matches da pop top necklace.
ime nawt that old… and i kinda no wut kick the kan is… but alas, ai wuz neber invited to the nayberhood games, so ive never playde.
{{{{{{{{ Kitsunerina }}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Wel, yuu ar heer wif awl teh CheezFrends naow; weez ar awl gunna plaiy inna ICHC
Nayberhood Gaimes tugevver az laung az weez wuntez tuu adn haz teh funns!!!!!
kidlets dese dayz has wait problumz
too much time in frunt of the pyooter I fink
demz time is too structured I fink
now I sounds like I iz eleenty yearz old
*kk4 hobbles over tu two_kittehs on her walker* Boop!
hey I not dat old!
sez two_kittehs in teh ICHC commint streem….
and btw, I resembul that remark!
yesh we all needs to spend more time outdoorz
h noez too cold outside
and less in frunt of deh compyooterz
rushes rite bak in
boss kitteh is intimidating minion kitteh
” AI iz teh boss,U iz teh peon….
nao repeet dat back to me….”
You is teh boss, I iz gonna peon you…
ROFL…..
@@@@@@@@@@ fore teh peon..
No, no, no…..Aye iz teh “Pissed Off”, yu iz teh “Peon”
dis is a free country and all kittehs is equal
An dat meens no tippytoes!!
“Pick two!”
1. Mt
2. McKinley
Congrats!!!!
akshewally, at mai house, dis wuld be Cannolli trying to hold Shadow
down by the hed so he can cleen her.
followed closely by Shadow batting Cannolli around the hed before
scampering awai
U has kitteh named Cannolli ???
Nao ai am hongree for sum deelicious fried pastry filled wif a sinuous custard den dipped in chokklit….yum!
**Makes note to stop at Italian bakery on my way home**
yesh, he is an oranjy-brown tabbeh (nawt poisen!). We were calling him ‘Cat’ till a friend said ‘He’s cannolli colored’!
yur luckee you have bakeries neer by!the eyetalyan restaurants round here don’t know you can’t fill the pastree till just before its served
I too has an oranj tubbeh tabbeh
herz is beree sweet
Dang!!!!! Now I’m craving a cannoli.
AND special sheep liniment.
Where yu living now, gammacat?
whut bout our cheezmeet booklion?
when does U want to does it?
I can haz time neggst week, if it works for you. What day is good for you, and what shall we do?
Week aftah neggst mebbeh bettah
Iz has busee neggst week
I will sends U an emeow
Okay, gud! It be teh fun.
South of San Fran near Stanford.
Went to college in Bawstone, so always got great Cannolli there!
Yeh, are tabbeh very sweet, and slightly daft.
Little Shadow (BC) is the clever one
Well, even if you don’t haz the good Italian foods there, you haz the great Asian fuds .
an good Mexican 2z i fink
I has nebber been dere, so correct me if Iz ar wrong
Iz ar planning a trip to the left coast this summah
I has frenz near SanFran, San Diego and near LA
I had teh bestest Thai fud ebber in Oakland and Berkeley.
*sigh*
yesh, rite down street is place wi call ‘gud cheep mexican food’
also lotsa sushi and vietnamese playces. hafta go into SF for
the good italian bakeries though
I lubs Vietnamese fuds mah favorite wuz a restaurant in
Gtown in Dee Cee
I luvs teh Indian foods, too, teh Vindaloo espeshully.
I find manee Indian restaurants tends to be
berree heavy
Vindaloo is gud, is eben bedder when maded with rum and pork
Yeah, teh restaurants a liddle too hevvy on teh carbohydrates for me…but I luvs teh spices and combinashuns of teh flavvors.
Vindaloo wif rum and pork? Please to share recipe? Please?
U takes one vindaloo, not too fatty, adds rum and pork. Cook and serve.
HTH
does U put it in deh dishwasher LCB?
HTH?
and shud that be a free range vindaloo?
booklion I no has recipeh just memories
of eating deh best vindaloo wid rum an pork
I fink pork was marinaded the
in a paste of spices and rum
and slow cooked it fur hours till deh meat fell off deh
bones
If you likes Indian food try Madhur Jaffrey’s books
clear instructions, adapted fur western cooks
(wid lotsa shortcuts)
I has most of herz books,demz is gud
I fink I haz wun of her books, and also Lord Krishna’s cuisine, which of course being vegematarian wuld not has teh recipe. Aslo a bery simplimafied book called “Five spice, 50 Dishes” by Ruta Kahate. Nice praktical cukbook, but nuffing as coplex az a vindaloo. I fink I better google for a recipe….
I fink deh rum was mah frenz innovashunz
himz a big fudie, I don’t fink it tradishunal
vinegar is whut is commonly used
oh, teh rum instead of teh vinegar, nawt in addishun to?
Inneresting…
So far in googling, i found a review for a restaurant in Philamadelphia that I would like to visit, called Bindi.
drn! now ai am hungree again!
Lets has a internashnul banquet
Antipasti
Biryani
Cannoli
Dumpling Steamed
E..
Eel,stewed…..
Fu-yung…..
Gnocchi….
H…
Hassenpfeffer
Icelandic schanpps
Janssonin Kiusaus
Kuisaus, Janssonin
L….
hamachi sushi
idli
j…
Lutafiske
Meatballz swedish
Noodles all kinds
O..
Oranj, duck ala
Poi
Quince? Quail? Quick Oats?
RatatoooooooE
S……
Samosas
Tiramisu
Ultra spicee chillee
V…
Vanilla creme brulee
Whiskey sauce wif bread pudding
x…
Vindaloo….
Wasabi….
Xtra-hot pad thai
Y can’t I think uv a Y fud….
Zabligione
Yakitori, I fink Japanese chicken skewers
Yakitori!
nomnomonomonomonm!
I fink I haz to go nd figure out what to cook for supper now…I haz a hongree!
Pls Nawt tu eat teh baluts booklion. If U been tu teh subic bai U noes whut ai meens.
yeah yew mus eat yer vegie tables if yew wanna get big lik meh. Tat means no mar gibbin da food to da goggie frum naw awn.
But teh goggie eets ebberyfing!
*curls up next tew Leeza, wondering wut she gonna duz wif awl elebenty cribs an layettes…*
here have same cake *give cake and hug*
fanks fur deh cake
is delishus
:licks her lips mmmm
here have some cake *give some cake*
fankies sunnybunny
wai duz leeza hab elebenty cribs?
she wuz/is preggers wid bebbeh otters I fink
did cweenmj tern her back to a skwirrl?
noes… it was just a dreem.
so I rilly dint order teh cribs and layettes and all.
howeber… there is a fresh supplie of chikkin sawft tacos wiffout sour creem, and milkshakes in teh Greesy Spoonerism Cafe. But luk for them under shilkmakes and sikken toft chacos.
is ok, dere is no needs to hide Ur condishunz
we is all frenz here
noes, noes.. it’z all over wif… see teh 9am thred…
oh noes skwirrlgrrl is deh Nile
whut to does nowz
:has a ponder
Can I get mines goo toe?
okays, but be sure to whip ur tater!
*Hollerz tu bak ruum:
lebenty babeh otterz tu goe!!!
.
Plz pulling up tu dat parking space, ma’am. Dis gonna take a few minnitz.
.
.
*tiyme passez*
.
Heer ya goez, ma’am!!! lebenty babey otterz!!
Hav a nies daze!!!
Kthx– HAY! This not whut I ordered! I wanted teh vidaloo wif cherry lickorish and artichoked harts!
Hello?
*Honks horn*
Sry, ma’am.
.
We haz a no refund, no returnz policy.
.
Wud u like tu placing annuzzer order?
Adn no substitoo shunz neezer.
Plz tu ordering frum deh menu.
It’s Friday night and I ain’t got nobody.
Oh, what’s the use of making a bed?
I took something and it feels like karate;
It’s kicked me down and left me for dead.
It’s Friday night and I ain’t got nobody,
So what’s the use of pulling a shape?
I put what I want, when I want, in my body.
I’m never gonna give what I take.
hai every body i bring cake for every body
Ohai, sunnybunny, fankee fur teh cake!
and u can has ………………………… my cheezburger
Yay! Fank u sunnybunny!!
*takez pees uv kake.
nom nom nomnom nonmnom.
mmmmmmmmm, chokklit!!!
ohai mj,
did u see teh burfdai party for eeck is at 3pm EST now?
we changed it up teh thred.
I has to go… ttfn u guyz!
ttfn, skwirrlgrrl! Haz a happy fried egg night!
Ok i will get dat. Thankz!!
*ears flatten and tail droops* Ai no can has Mommeh awn heer?
[teh character oob Celine duzn't hab a Mommeh cuz ob her wings]
Ai nawt can be Ur mommeh. Duz U need teh daddeh?
Haz teh piece of chokklit pi adn teh koko and tell me awl aboud it.
*snifful* meh hab wings an meh no has Daddeh oar Mommeh cuz ob dem…
Why U sez dat? burdees has teh mommehs adn teh daddehs adn tehm haz wingz.
cuz meh borneded to kittehs….
party? did i hear someone say party?
Oh hai, pwlvr!!
If u b wanting tu noe wut b going on heer chek owt deh Cheez Town Cryer.
it b full uv newz adn tidbitz.
.
And deh Cheez Town Cryer b habbing a noo feet chewer. It b a google calendar wif deh eventz on it. u duz not haz tu haz a google akkownt fur it tu werking. Enneeway, u kin finding it on deh rite hand side bar. Plz tu note dat awl tiymez will beeing deh ICHC tiyme adn u will haz tu adjusting dat tu ur own tiyme.
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http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com
Der be lotza helperz on deh rite hand side bar, inkluding how tu deel wif deh wakky time codez!!
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*handz chokklit martooneez tu awl
*klinkee glasses
Cheez!!
Why must you people talk in this most obsurd language? AI KEEL U AWL!
Well, ya see, Zgeneralz, wii likez it.
.
but don’t wurry, u kin riting in plain old English if u like. wii awl b bilingual heer. Wii kawlz dis LOLspeek. Itz not sew hard ut unnerstand adn deh moar u using it deh eezyer it b.
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Schmooooz!!!
You have a boat? with a keel?
Can we go sailing now? I like the water.
snurt
Bebbeh kitteh awlsoe hasta bees taht taull tuu ridez teh rowller koaster;
(Butt taht ar nawt gunna heppin enneytiem sune,
becuz kitty hasta leeve teh howse furst!!!!)
Skweeeeeeeeeee!
(Kaboom)
doan go outside littul kitteh
doan go
My kitteh go outside even doe he iz too short.