Full Serve VS Self Serve
oar der is no serviz liek wen u eated da wayter.
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i iz hungry!
1 bowl for u, rest 4 miii!
and afterwards, some wine -> see behind bag…
“And what is that i see you have upon the floor, I say?
wines of every taste and hue, to soften up your day.
I’ve wines of red and gold and white, of green and cream and light
To warm the cockles of your heart and give you all delight”
frum
“Teh ssawng ov teh wine fairy”
luv it!!!!! I want to frame that!
Shmoo! A nise big glass for you! And a nevver-ending wine sellar for the Princess Mu meadow.
i’ll have some too! TGIF!
Heer yu go, Valesa! It automatikally turns into yur faborite in teh glass.
Would Remy lyke sum catnip wine, too?
o no! he would like some but he cannot handle his liquor… he purrfurrs milk!
Shmoo! Fanks Booklion!
Hi peeps. iz new here.u
can look @ my profile if you no hao. i no i don’t. Can i haz aple juce?
I acshually had a kitteh wif this filosophee. Always wen and helped himself!
Dat iz Y we keep owr crunchiez inna ayre-tite contayner, an teh new bag inna cubbored! Mai kittehs is, um, rezorsefull!
Ai keeps teh fuds (an teh treets!!) in teh closet oar in plastic bin, coz ai gotz free kittehs nao wif tihs filosofee… wun teeched it tu teh uvver tu!
My little kitty too! she manages to get into anything that’s not closed properly! but she’s thin and athletic so i let her.
Ai lyks fur tehm tu habing fun an ai nawt reellee minds when tehm duz it, but ai nawt wanting tehm tu aksidentlee swallo lil peesis uv teh treet bag wunce tehy haz shreddid an guttid an jenralee mawld it tu def. Ai finded a kool plastic bawl wif ajustabul holes in it, yu fills it wif treets oar fuds an tehy chases it an teh treets/kibbuls fawls owt teh holes. Taht being sayfur.
Conga rats Valesa and Z
*conga conga conga*
Fank u! *joynez conga wif a KIK*
Congrats, Valesa an ZF awn ur tye!
O fanks Anni! Hao r u todai?
Ai aer stayin in a tryin to keep warm. Dis mornin was berry wet an naow it’s cawld an windy. Pleh!
*handz over floofy Cheezlandmap blankee* Will tihs halp? An we cud lyte teh fyre? An hav tee an crumpetz?
oooh, tee n cumpetz! Wif jam plz? Ai has a hongree!
Ooo, yesh!
*sashayz in carryin platter of steemin hawt, butterded crumpetz, wiv jamz an hunny onna syde*
Thx, Ai haz bean noed 2 sit at teh pyooter rapt up in a blankie – Ai ort 2 put teh heetin awn Ai spoze.
ohai, zf! Haz yu herds ov teh bamboo saxofone? Whut yu finks ov it?
Valesa, comfood=yoolayshunz awn tawp spawt! Dis remyndez me of a toy there uzedta be, a potatochip bag wif a wind-up furry tayle stikkin owt. Teh bag wiggloled lyke there wuz a critter eetin teh chips
OMG! I know what you’re talking about! I still see similar toys around china town in NYC.
Wii haz wan tahtz a bawl wiv a furrii tayle chaysinnit, wiv strypez (teh tayl, knot teh bawl).
…an ai lurvez teh waytuhr!!!
self serv moar fun!!!!!!!
Just what I was thinkin’!
Halp! It’s eatin me!
Kitteh, the bag izza trap! O noes!
bag iz wurm hole to teh Soviet Union…
in soviet Russia Fude eats YOU!
go fur the full serve!
Cheerful iffishunt selb serbiss
Why wait fer bowl ??
Mmmmm… Good to the last kibble…
Full serve is for dieters: self serve nawt.
Furst one, then t’otter.
Glad to see yur otter-ness coming out in yr speech.
teeter totter?
I is NOT a otter!!
You just stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night…
That muss be where she gotted teh bebeh otters to be….
Yeah, nd I spose GP is NOT marrying lcb, and annipuss is NOT hostin teh lololympics, nd teh cween is NOT a preggie prairie dog….and…and….all sorts ov ovver impoossible fings…
*SIGH*
OK. u all wins. I is a preggerz otter.
.
NOW.
I needs someplase to sit.
And somthin warm to drink.
NO CAFFEEN, remember!!
Can somewun plz bring me a sawft cushun for my back?
And I is a bit hungree. Hmmm
Is teh Taco Bell open yet? I cud go fur a chikken sawft taco, but make shure tehy leeve off teh sour creems. *urp*
Oh, and can u run by teh Stake and Shake and get me a choklit milk shake to go wif that?
…and a big kosher dill pickle…
*whine*
And I my feet hurt!
I need someone to rub them.
Has u got that drink yet?
How abouts a nyse fresh fish? There’s a koi pond ober there just made for otter self-serve bufay.
EW. Just finkin ov fish makes me teh queezy.
I told u wot I wanted!!
Haznt u got teh tacoes yet?
Not yet. Here’s a barf bag for the “Morning, afternoon, evening, ah heack pretty much anytime” sickness…
*hedbats maus and blames it on hormoans*
*then urps in hiz lap*
Sheesh….teh otter otters were nawt neerly so cranky…
I wunners if I can finds where nightshayde buried the cween’s majk wand and turn her back into skwirrl?
…
Uv coarse sumwun mite haz moobed it aftur ai leeved las nite.
Gee… this reminds me of twenty-five years ago when Mrs. Maus was preggers with our first…
and ackshully this is UR falt again this time!
it was ur stoopy marble she putted on the wand that did this to me!
*brakes down in teers*
Moarning skwirrlgrrl!! Y u so cranky?? I thot skwirrlz wuz full uv deh hapy and funz???
*has a confoosed*
*arribes wiff chiken sawft tacos ( no sour cream) an picklols and a shake frum steak and shake*
*dabs at leza’s tears, adjusts back pillo, rubbs feet*
Boy, preggers peeps are a lot of work! but i guess they are worh it
Anybudde ever been to a Beef O’Brady’s restaurant ??
Mai stepson & mai ex are takin me there fer dinner tomorrow in sillybration uv mai birfday.Looks liek they’re famous for their burgers….wonderin if they’re any good.
Meeck, I myte nawt be at teh birfdai partee Mundane, so heer I bringz u a prezzint:
A berry larj burdcayge, wif a talkin parrot (nawt Parrothead!!!) to amyooz yoo an mayke u gigglol. Anna crooz to Alaska next summer! U bringz teh parrot, an it tawks bakk to teh captin an fliez awai laffin
Ooooo…fank you!!
Ai will love him and sqweeze him and call him George!
(and will teech him to say nawty things!)
Oh, he alreddy noez nawty fings…
Avast, ye spitfayces!
Belay that, ye poltroon!
Come an get it!
D…
Die you gravy-sucking pig (ancient Steve martin ref)…
Eat my shorts….
Fie !!! …….
G…..
Give us a Kiss
Hello?Hello?Hello?
I haet yoo!!!
J….
Jump in a lake….
Kill the wabbit!……
Loser!Loser!……
M…..
Muther wuz a hamstir an ur Fadder smelleded uff elderberriez!
Ni
Oh poo
P…
Polly wantz crakkerz
Qvivver mee timbers…
Rhum, Rhum – I wants Rhum…
Polly wants a cracker
Quick kiss me
Roll owt teh barrul
Shibber me timburz
T…
Troll! Troll!……….
Ugly! Ugly!……
Vector,Victor…..
W….
What a maroon….
XL? U iz a 2X iffin ai ebber saws one!…..
Y u lukkin at me liek that?….
Zut!!!……….
Blimey! What you fink yoo are? Pregnint oar sumfink? *snerk*
**Runsawaywiffakwikness*…laffin an laffin….Heeeeeee
*hedbats tidmum and blames it on hormoans*
*nuzzles Leeza an spongin hurs forehed wiv a cool cloth.*
Any eggskuse
Tidmum! I hazznt tawked wif u foar ayjez an ayjez! Hao u be, gurl?
Ohai ZF
Same old same old heer. Dekkeraytin an having a de-clutter. Kittehs
bein usual floofy selfs -cept Hazel is ‘Floofier’than ever, cos ov steroids.
Just havin a few mins wiv a cawfee an mah Cheezfrenz befoar teh peace is shatterd for teh weekend!!!
How you is? An teh Family ?
{{{{{Zauberflolute}}}}}}
Oh noez! Hazel iz on teh purrrrrrrrrformence enhansin drugz?!
…
Srsly tho — hao iz Hazel feelin? Hao be Fern? *hoeps she got dat naem rite*
You hafta pay more for full service, though. Economic kitteh is economic!
I dunno….iz it ekonawmik to eet teh hole bag?
Ownlee iffn u aer nawt teh wun hoo byez teh fud!
Nobudeez haz opwened whine to let it breeeth.
Ai aer willin 2 trie mouf-2-mouf wiv teh boddul……
So self-sakreefycing ov yu, annipuss!
*pins medal on annipuss*
Owww, Ai wish u’d pin it awn mai cloes, nawt awn me!
Ooops! Sawrry, annipuss.
Heer, haz anuvver glas ov wine.
Thanksh…
*notes dat annipuss is atempting to giv whine mouf-to-mouf whils laering flat on flooor* *also notes dat whine kin breethz by itzelf now….* Sumbudy gots fluffily kushun fer de annipuss-wuld-sumbudy-plz-stop-rm-frum-spinnoziling??
May I has ur at-ten-shuns, plz?
Jes so’s y’all kno, I nawt gonna be heer dis evenin. I may be awn later, but it wud be LATE late. I gonna go hang owt wif my best fren an blow awf sum steem! YAY!
Jus mayke shur you duzzint scald anybudde !
Rhsb, I so sawry I missded ur birfdai partee. I tryed to post a message foar u awn ur profyle, but WP seemed to fink that I didnt haz a profyle maislef, and taht I wuz nawt logged in. SIGH.
Enneewai, HAPPY BELAYTED BURFDAI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fanks, ZF!
Dere may be burnin of sum peeplols eers, but dat shud be abowt it.
Ai gonna be at mai bestes fwendz hawspital bedsyde, she havin a miracule bebeh!! She iz 46 un woz towld she neber wud hav bebehs… Ai iz her birf partner cuz hubsand wyll faynt!!
Ai haz bort bebeh a 4 foot kitteh!!
Dat b wundermus, TCM!!!
I bet u makez a grate burf partner!!
.
Altho sum uv us heer don’t seem tu keen on deh having behbehz idea…..
*lukz pointedly at leeza.*
ow! watch those pointey luks!
It woz a compwete surpwize 2 her, nawt pland at awl!!! She iz verry happee…
Ai am nawt a behbehz peep tho, ai iz a kitteh peep!! Ai haz 5 adn de fam iz still growining!!
Wen de behbeh iz awld enuf adn de momeh sez ok, ai shall buye livin kitteh for behbeh…
Ai be gowing soon, haz gud cheez partehs tonite adn ai seez u awl wiv teh gud nooz wen ai can. :0
Iz eezyur bein mahm to kittehs tahn it iz bein mahm to bebbeh hoomins.
Wif kittehs, u kin leev ‘em at hoam by dereselvz an nobodee cawl teh cops awn u.
Preggers at 46? Oh my. Moar power to hur.
rhsb, who iz glad hur nawt in dat condishun!
Eeck,who sekkunds dat…..
(preggers…shudder!)
Hold me, eeck.
Dat thot skeered me…..BAD!
**shakes unkontrolablee**
Awsum!!!
Er, nawt taht yu nawt gunna be heer… awsum taht yu getting tu hang owt wif fren.
Jus clarificizing…
Yeah, yeah yeah….
Nyse try wif teh bakpeddalin.
*kumz in bleary iid adn skraggly lukking.
.
Guise!! u wudn’t bleeve deh silly dreem I had last nite!!!
.
I kant member awl uv it, but nawt sekkund dere wuz preggerz otterz ebbreewair…. den i wuz a preggerz wulvereen!!! Adn den I wuz a preggerz prayeree dawg! Adn dere wuz a majiklol wand involved sumhow.
.
LOL!!!
.
kin u imagine?!?!?!?!?!!?
.
I needz a kuppa kawfee!!
U needs a drinkee,ai fink !
*offurs cween sum kona, wif cream, sugar, maplol syrup, etc on teh side*
Iz glad yur here, cween. Sum ov yur dreems leeked out ov yr head nd haz caused sum prolems in Cheezland.
Prublumz??
sipz deh kawffee.
Wut kinda problumz???
*takez deh kona adn addz sum cream, sugar, maplol syrup, etc
Fankz!
Wut problumz?
See upfred! ∆∆∆∆∆
*wunderz wut part uv hed b leeking.
*goez tu luk in meer roar.
AAAAAkkkkkk!!!!!! *Komez hair. Washes face*
*kumz bak and drinkz kawfee.
…. du u meen it wuz all a dreem?
….everything?
*holds off hedbatting maus*
*Lukz at skwirrl*
How kud u evver think dat u b a preggerz otter? Datz just silly!!!
Ack!!!! A dreem of teh cween’s leekeded aout ov hur head en into a hole in mine!
*quikkly tapes up holes in own head so otter dreems do not enter ennymore*
Iz sorry I thotted yu were an otter, skwerrlgrrl.
Plze forgibs me.
*narrows eyez at cween and booklion*
now WUT am I gonna do wif tehse elebenty cribs and matching layetts?
and hoos gonna eet all this taco bell and milky shakes I ordered?
.
*goes off to buy maus a ‘sorry I hedbatted u but it was all their falt’ prezent*
Mebbe you iz pregger skwirrl?
*considers hedbatting Taya, but sinse she is just a babbeh blak kitteh, narrows eyes insted*
*schnorgles wiv teh Leeza*
Ai will be ur babeh! at least awn heer…
[cuz teh character ob Celine hab no Mommeh.... awl cuz she hab wings]
*runs in, applies anti-wrinklol creem around leeza’s eyes, runs back out*
Beddur tahn teh dreem I had last nite:
I dreemed dat stbx wanted to gets bak togedder!
I wuz lyk, “Are u freekin kiddin me? HAIL NO!”
My Oberon! What visions have I seen! Methought I was enamoured of an ass!
.
Er, nebermynd… *duz kwik fadeowt tu getting brekkfast*
Elebenty burgers for you, P-K!!!!!!
Uhhh… They will continue with the wine bottles
if yu put a hole in teh bag would et beez a driv thoo?
Hay guies! I has a happee today!
Teh sun iz owt, wii has hitted 50*F an teh car warshers iz bizzee!
CC has gibbed us a beyootimus day. Unforshunatelee, iz nawt gonna last.
My bff an I iz gonna plan owr trip to sumware warmer. Wii iz gonna hyburrnate until May.
Afture teh kittehs ar dun wif tehir feest,
thems wills bee warshing iyt awl doawn wif summuv teh whine inna bak;
(Thems haz hadded tehir eise awn a kuppla bodduls
ov catawba foar awhyle!!!!)
Hi peeps. i iz nu here. u can c my profile if you noz hao. i no i don’t. can i have aple juce plz?
weve been hit wit a snow fall and its lasting 4ever! It has bin snowin for like 7 haors!!!!!!
There’s something going on with my computer. Each time I try to go onto this or any of these websites, ITS ALL SCREWED UP. Halp?
OM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!
Those are my cats Chumley and Tex they are both heavy eaters. But the wine is for afterwards.