Suddenly,
Suddenly, Muffin’s laughter began to seem …unsettling
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I has a gigglol!
Wooo!
*Straips “Get a nawt-sekkund on ICHC” frum alwaays wantud to do list!*
So… Conga Rat Shoe Lacings to you, Richard!
Fanks! Ai gives teh applol cakez tu everywun.
ur first top of teh list!
we needs to have a speshul partee then!
anyfing u has a carvin, er, cravin for, drink/dans-wyse?
Uh, Ai wants to dans teh Conga, and lotsa lotsa martoonies! (Adn applol juice!)
U want applol joos?
um… not… warm??
maybee a nise applol martoonie wud be better.
trust meh on this.
*hands applol martoonie to Richard*
*Hips!*
Teh applol martoonie is lotsa lotsa bedder! Fanks Skwirrl!
“singing” the conga ratz for Richard-pretending to be gloreea estefanz
♪Don’t you worry if you can’t dance
let the music move your feet
*danzlike movingdetekt’d*.
It’s the rhythm of the island
*KLONK*
i mint to doodat. yup.
*grabs onto teh conga lyne behind sweetpea*
Cum on, shayk yor bodeh, behbeh, do teh conga! I noes yoo kant control yorself enny longer! Feel teh mewsik uv teh rhthym gitting stronger . . .
*kik, kik, dantz dantz* Wheee!!! Awl arownd teh room! And owt teh dor and awl thru teh Interwebs.
We’re in yor Internets, dantzing teh conga!!!
**wundurs where gremlin gets cawfee, an wut kind**
Wuz fresh brewed at hoem this mornink. We usually gits teh Colombian kind, with arabica beans if pawsible. I had a beeg cup, but aym wishing for moar.
Nao, mah parrot frend, why dont yoo perch on mah sholder heer whyle we dantz teh konga awl arownd teh Internets?
**gitz up, brushes awf**
Whew! I had jumped up there on your shoulder, had put froot on my hed and all, reddy to konga, and I got kicked off! Kicked off your shoulder, kicked out of cheezland, kicked off the internets, kicked off the computer, kicked all the way to the bloo screen of deth!
**luks around hopefully fur sum cawfee and simpathee**
Aw, yoo poor thing! I thot I herd a small sownd, lyke teh coo uv a dove. Mebbe it wuz yoo, fawling off teh Internets. I givs yoo a sip of cawfee. *sip* Nao, letz put it down furaminnit, whyle we conga:
*helps Parrot bak up on may sholder* Ther, mah frend. Yoo kin ryde along whyle we be conga-ing!
Coem on, shayk yor bodeh, parrot, do teh conga . . .
I noes yoo kind control yor wings enny longer . . .
Flap yor fethers, kik yor feets, and sing teh song-a . . .
Ai haz no cawfee, butt (hehehehe) mah sympathee, yew haz it!
Speshul congrats awn ur nawt sekund nawt sekund!
Fanks Anni! Nao Ai haef too learn fur teh exams.
Was a niec pardy! Fanks!
Iffn ai nawt tuu nozy, wut eggzamps yew haz, Richard? Wel ennywai, gud lukk wif teh lernin an eggzamps! Wishin yew mush suksessesess
Konga ratz on yr nawt sekkond nawt sekkond!
ITS CATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!
Dat’s skaeree
Hahahahahahahaha…
You crack me up!
Looks more like “BWAHAhahahahaha…” to me. Just sayin’.
Yesh…he haz teh look uv Ebil Kitteh,ai finkso….
eeck and Maus, I just wanted to tell yoo hao much I enjoyed teh wikkid witch uv teh west exchange yesterday on teh Do You Has Apointment LOL.
Glinda teh Somewhut Gud Witch who agreed to work for below scale.
and
“Bring me the Swiffer of the Wicked Witch from Next Door!”
I was still laffin last nite at hoem thinking abowt those lines. (And ther was LCB, uv korse, hoo started it . . .)
Thank yoo for mah biggest laff uv teh week!
I lubs yoo guise!
{{{{ gremlin}}}}
Ai lubs u too…schmooos!
Teh Swiffer comment wuz a classic,fer shur!
Fanks, gremlin. I just “took the ball and ran with it”…
“….. spiked it in pi and tehn sprayed it down wif seltzer..”
…who pressed teh button on hur bracelett and transmitted it to Vogon along wif Maus….
…and suddenly there were large yellow machines in the sky….
must send along eergoggles… not eben ebilmaus dis.. des… eh- should heer de vogonpotry…
“42!”
How many roads must a man walk down?
What’s 6 x 7?
As LCB wud say, ‘Mount McKinley?’
*EEENGGGGKKK*
.
Da korrex answer beh: Wut is the meaning of life, the uniberse and ebreefink?
Elebenty?
Hitchhikers Guide FTW!
iz you doing yer job to keep Mrs Maus in stitches? Laffin, i meen…
srsly, she ok? ink wiring mindz (well, wot we haz remainin) wanna no…
She’s fine. The surgery site appears to be healing properly. She’s got tired of the “ear bra” jokes, so I’ve switched to stuff like “at least one screw isn’t loose”. She hasn’t hit me… yet…
haz you lost yr marbulz compleetlee teezin poar Mrs Maus?
*sigh*
sheez prolly used to wit…
BOOP!
*loose marbuls fall outta maus’s’s’s hed roll all ober da plase*
*Pickz up wun uv deh marblolz.
ooooo shiney!!!!
*runzawayfast
Hay! I needs that! I has lost eunf marbuls already!
*super-glooz marblol tu end uv majiklol wand.
ooooooooooo. pritty.
*hides wif a kwikness from wand-happee cween*
Gud morning, leeza, how u iz dis morning? no morning sikkness, i hopes.
oh noes, I, um, I feels nuffin otter than grate!
*presses invisimobilolty button on hur bracelett and disamapeers*
*luks arownd.
I kuda sworn dere wuz a pregnant otter heer just a minit ago.
oranj u feeling a littul skared now?
Grone!
heddesk…
mai wut beeg teef yu has!!!… an y u lukkin at mee laik dat?
**finks of big bad wolf**
**shuddurs an gigglols**
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdVVLbe1rfY
Deep voyse: “Awn a hot summur nite, wud u offur ur throte to teh wolf wif teh red roses?”
Red: “Yah-yup!”
Ohai,rhsb !!!
Nikita sez “hello,Auntie”
Ohai Eeck . *grins*
I leeved a messij yestiddy an Wp eetid it *Boooooo*
I just sed how I ahd a liddle splort, an tehn anuvver, after seein teh Beeyutimuss kittehs awn yor profyle.
I was standin in line behine rhsb, awl payshuntly,waitin for a snorgul.
*sits down in cumfy chare an,lap at teh reddy, waitin parshuntly* ..an hopefully..
Ohai,tidmum!! Ai am glad u fink mai kittehs be beetutimus!
Teh Nikita kitteh lets peeps snorgle her belly & everything !!
(and there is PLENTY uv belly for everyone…she be 17+ pownds)
Go ahead,Nikita….go see awl yer “aunties” in cheezland !!
Whooohoooo!!!!! …
*snorgul…snorgul….Breeve…snorgul..snorgul…snorgullll..breeeve..
..snorrrrguuuulll…..*..
Sits bak an feells awl dazed… Thats sum floofage
Hazel be abvowt taht weight at teh momunt. She been hazzin teh steroids for her skin. She r FLOOOFEH!!!!
*sigh*
They bofe gibbin me eebils rite nao. I taked away teh Chair an table cave in Kitchin, cuz gnu wun cummin. Hazel HAETS me.The performunce is awesum.
Fern got teh harumfs cuz ower bedrume is bein dekkeratid.
They juss haffta wate payshuntly….but, theys Kittehs, so I gess nawt.
I splorted wen I saw Hazel onna chayre.
Oh, dat FLOOF!
** tee-hee**
Ai still lubs teh ones uv teh kittehs who are high awn teh nip !
I juss fownd her gnu hidey hole
She’s skwished herseff into bottom ov teh bedside cabinet in teh
spareOom
I peeked an seh wuz awl *Goway! HAET yoo. HARD *
Iz laffin!!!
Teh kittehs guard dere hidey-playces wif a feroshushness,ai finkso !!
Wot beeyewtiful kittehs, eeck! Ai jus wen tew yoor profyle tew taek a peek an Ai noes nao wy Tidmum hadz a case ov teh splorts! (Ai went prepaired wif mai CHRG (wdoi) awn tite!)
Fank u Teasel !!
Wooah Red!!! Naow dats stirs teh mamries!!!
Dis wus ’sposed tu bee at RHSB’s “Wolf wit teh red roses” communt! Frasanratsan@#$%^&*
I finks its kitteh doin a facbuk shot
Did kitteh git intew Mawm’s liddlol yellow pills?
Muddur’s liddlol halpur?
Go runnin fur teh sheltur!
We are all mad here, Alice
*luksarownd cheez-land, nods hed*
Too twoo, too twoo.
U doan’t haz 2 be mad, butt (tee hee) it halps!
Heehee, annipuss sed “butt”, heehee.
I haz dat postre un mai offis wawl!!
But ai do wurk in a mental helth hawspitol so it iz obiglitory…
Well, TCM. It sownds lyke yoo is unusually prepared (professionally, I means) to deal with awl uv us cheez-peeps!
Cud be, but ai finks ai needz halp wiv mai addikshuns 2 ICHC!!!
Ai din’t need ennee halp – Ai gotted addiktid awl bai maiself!
Twoo, twoo, ur rite annipuss, ai will nawt aksept enee halp wif mai addikshuns as day aer teh bestes addikshuns eva!!
I has had a similolar fing happen to me.
I will be laffin an peeplol will say, “Dat’s an ebil laff.” an I will say, “No, dat’s nawt my ebil laff. DIS is my ebil laff.”
Tehn, dey will gets teh chills.
**laffs wif a slite ebilness**
*boops!* red on teh nose
**luuks askanse at teh skwirrl**
*trais 2 saidle owt ob teh rum*
*grins at rshb*
*boops starling before she can git away*
I can has a askance? i can look at a skwirrlol too?
*boops tidmum*
*BOOP* Bak atcha
Teh werd “askanse” almost started a US-Canadia war yesserday afternoon.
Be careful how u use it todai!
Adn just wut do yoo meen by taht, eeck?
*luks askanse at eeck*
Uh-oh…sees whut ai mean???
Uhhhh,nothin 4.5…ai didn’t meen nuthin by that !!!!
(tries nawt to luk askanse at anybudde)
*razes i-brow*
*wonders hoos i-brow she razed*
Ow! Leggo!
Razed as in shaved off ??
or bulldoozered…
Violent cosmetik procedures, and teh peepuls addikted to them – noos at elebenty. . .
*looks askanse at 4.5K fur lookin askanse at eeck*
muffin got intoo duh cooking sherry.
And as we awl watched in horror, Muffin’s fangs groo longer and longer, and her klaws began to extend further and further. Oh noes! She wuz transforming into a vampyre befoar owr verreh eyz.
We should’ve known really. Muffin never did like the sunlight and always went out in the night, coming back with red on his fur. We thought it was cherry juice…
What’s is that !! Oh my!! is not funny
too many muffins… not enuff cheezburgers…. dat be why kitty nots so gud… kittehs iz need da cheezburger… muffins iz tasty too but is no cheezburger,,,
no moar muffins fo muffin… *handz over cheezeburger* you iz be good now
Vampire kitteh scares you wif his teefs….
BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!….*coff*……..er……meow?
Don’t conform blue, kittehs can speak as they like
Kitteh bees laffin herseylfe sillee oaver teh rebenge her haz bin plottyng;
Goggie haz buggeded hers foar teh layst tiem, kitteh swares:
Naow her wil geyt ebben adn haz teh verree layst wurd:
Wut duz yuu haz planneded foar teh goggie, weez akx her;
Kitteh jes laffs sume moar, kynda ebbillee;
Her mumblez sumefing bowt tooning iyn tuumaurrow adn fynding aowt foar owrseylves;
(Cue ominuus skairey muusik…….wich maikes ebbereeboddee prittee nerbuus!!!!)
Y So Serius?
LOL, Alucard kitteh
:
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z75/Fatalbeliever306/Battle%20of%20the%20Anime%20Characters/Alucard.jpg
I can has insanity?
Muffin does purdy good Freckle impression, akshully: http://tracyjb.deviantart.com/art/Lackadaisy-Trouble-Boys-30344650
That’s exactly what I thought when I first saw this XD
Yus! thats it azackly!
…Muffin had just discovered “CATZYTE” enhancement for cats. *SMILIN’ (Stud) MUFFIN*
yu learn not tu ask……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. *.*
Iz eevil kitteh! ROFL!
lol that iz sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!
No can drink kofy wen ai waches lolcats–2 messeh an kofy gets in ma noze from lol
I laffs out lowd at dis. Priddy good…
Someone needs to find out who cut the catnip, and with what.
Gotta say…I love this website and have seen every lolcat here. Rarely do I laugh, but I laughed so hard at this I almost choked. Hysterical!
lolz tat kitteh looks very unsetteling:3
Oh my god. This is now my favorite lolcat! I swear i was in tears laughing for about a half an hour. It just looks so maniacal! And the more you look at it the more context you make up for it which just makes it funnier!
LOL
I Luv This Site(^_^)
Mittens: now, for world domination muahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!
Me: What are you doing?
Mittens: oh, nothing………….. =.=