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but Ai’ll eet it – ebenchoolee
Conga ratz Anni!
shall u hed tew teh ty booteeek?
Bai teh tiem u postid dis, Ai had gone shoppin IRL!
Whii iz der an eskie ur spaghetti??????
Ai ment uv not ur.
U can yooze an eskie 2 keap fings warm az well az cawld.
Still!! Whi dat much spaghetti?? Inna tub or eskie n’ewayz?
[Am ai bein a 'spaghetti troll?]
Ownlee teh persun hoo put it dere cud anser dat! It sertinlee iz a lotta sketti! Praps fur a party.
maybe….. Maib eet waz aleeins dat puttid eet dere!
When we do fund-raiser BBQ chicken dinners, we cook the birds in advance and keep them in “coolers”. The chicken stays completely hot, and we can keep ahead of demand: we often sell 600-700 pounds of bird!
I imagine this was a huge ‘sgetti dinner. I betcha they had more than one cooler too…
Dat’s wat Ai thort – Iffn Ai wuz 2 hab a famblee oparty, Ai’d cukk a lotta sketti an diffrunt sorsis an let peepl halp demselbz.
wen I wuz in skool, we had a hallaweyn partee wuns an we had to put owr hand in a tub ov goo and grab a pryze. the goo wuz a tub ov skettee.
need wez to questun the sketti? phraps theyz just like sketti ^.^
Duzn’t de Flyin Sketti Monstur hab sum hollidaze?
Sew tihs Qtii kan suk it up, tahtz whai!
Duzn’t kittehs worship da ceiling cat? Dis one seems to beleevs in Flying Spaghetti Monster.
touched bai his noodly ‘pendage
… but teh Flying Spaghetti Monster seems to be taykin a nap. Ai gess it sleeps in a cooler — who gnu?
Ai haz nawt herd bowt teh FSM inna laung tiem;
iys soe laung, Ai haz foargottid teh storee behynd iyt!!!
All hail Hiz Noodliness!
May the sauce be with you Luke Skykitteh
Ai fink kitteh wud prefurr sum sorse wiv teh sketti
*heddesk*
*Snerk* *Heddesk* *snicker* *Heddesk* *ai roll* Heddesk* *passowt*
Luke Ai am ur sketti!
Eat oar nawt eat – der iznoe ‘trai’.
… an awlsew wif yew.
Ai hab noo kitteh. Hur name iz Emily. Seh iz bootiful. While ai wuz riten previus messajez seh pulled mai dressing gown off da bak uv da bedrum door. Ai put it inna cubberd. She went in cubberd. Ai am waitin fur her tu cum owt.
Der she iz!!!!1!!
Yay!! Win
We hadz a kitteh named Emily Dickens who wuz a lidlol dickens. She lyked to muv our cloves about and make piles to sleep (an shed) upon.
Long cat nom iz looooong
*gigglol*
War’s mai meatball?
*french accent* no meatballs for u! six months!
Awww conga rats u layshuns on teh nuu bebbeh tew yuor fabily! widdlol emily! yay!
Spageti cat ovrwelmed!
lady and the tramp – director’s cut!
Whut iz da director’s cut nowadayz? 20%??
Snuick !!!
Meatball
ennyboddy gotz teh forkz?
wayt…ai 4got…ai don gotz fumbs.
…nebbermynd…
Look, it’s Spaghetti Cat!!
Was wondering if someone would say that. xD
Yay Spaghetti Cat!
Flying Spaghetti Monster haz teh pet Basement kitteh!1!
Somebody inform Michael K!
Psketti ct, psketti cat
Wut ar dey fiidin yu?
I just hope the kitteh duzn’t think this is litter-bahks! No want that kind of Bolognese!
Spaggeteh kitteh iz not gettin some spa.
Waaaaa! Ai gotz teh sekkund part ob teh staet test tudai! Ai haet staet tests!
iz Ai teh onlee wun awn?
Aifinkso……
ten minits an kowntin!
sicks minits an kowntin
Oh plasticat!!!! {{{{{{hugz}}}}} awl teh bery best ob luckz tew yuo fur yuor test!!!! *SHMOOOOO*
Gudd lukk mann.
Beleeb it oar nawt, moast teechers hate teh state tests tew.
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Gud luk! *schmoo*
Wut staet ar yu bees inn?
Aggoneyzdid staet
Beefuddled staet
Comfyuzdid staet
Dis oardurrd staet
Enkurrijin staet
F …..
Feelin gud state
Gascat state
Hellolol Dollolly state
Iowololla state
Jos staet
k….
l….
m..,..
Noo Yawk
Noo Yawk
zomg mai first frontpage!!!
Conga ratz, racerx!! Dat beh a beeeeeeeg deel!
Concatshoelaces, racerx!
Basement kitteh gonna have oneHELLuva tummy ache laterz! *plasticat, gud luk on tsts* *martav, purrgrats on emily*
Whoof! Das enuff basketti to feed two famblees wiff elebenty new bebee otters each (an mebee some beybee plateepussies too) .
:snerk:
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Yesh, butt (hehehehe) will nyteshade and parrothead and leeza and WRr bizit dis LOL??
Cweenmj turneded meh bak into Hello Kitty last nite befoar ai went hoam — so no elebenty bebbeh otters frum meh unless dere iz a chaynj uv situayshun.
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No, cweenmj — dat wuz NAWT a rekwest!
Basement Cat explores new ways to reach Ceiling Cat — “Dis ain’t gonna wurk… Nex tiem eye’ll try Leanin’ tower of Pizza.”
Basement Kitteh duz las minit chekz un planz 2 trap ceiling cat…
Minionz chais CT froo hole in ceiling, bawx under hole *chek*
Bawx full uv sticcie ghetti *chek*
CT fawl into bawx, lyd bang shutz, bawx inshulayted so no peeps can heer cries!!
Hiz Ebil Planz iz Ebilz…
How can teh Cheezpeeps sayve Ceiling Cat?????
Kwik!! Merjinsee Awl-Yu-Kin-Eet Psketti Dinnur at site ob Baesmint Cat’s Ebil Plan!! Pls tu BYOParmeezanz.
Ceiling Cat: nawt to be ettin Itayian fudz for a cupple dayz — A Frend
Hmm, tastee spacattie…
Dis mutch pisskettee
gawnna needz ribburr ubz sawss
4 lushshuss Nom Nomz
Precoashuss Kitteh
coodz dybe rytez in, butz will wayt
4 wawrm Gawrlikk Bredd!
Kitteh indulljizz
inz awroama thayrapee
to stayz slimz andz trimmz
Jack.
AAAH SNAKESSS!!! FOUSANDS ADN FOUSANDS OF DEM!!!
*Faents.*
Eeeewww!!! Dats jus tu cweepy!
kitteh sez itz time to hit teh sauce!
Aftur alla dose snakesss!!! Defnutly!
May bee kitteh wud nawt see so menny snakez if dint hit teh sauce?
Dat sketti lukz yummies, aifinkso. I can haz Dr. Pepperz?
btw, ohai, evrybuddeez
ohai
glad yoo camed to play wif us!!
Ohai CK!! i can gits in awn dat Dr. Pepperz wif yuo? i hassa furstee!
Oh hai, collegekitteh!
Waytriss! Thare beez a kitteh hare in mah skettee!
Waytriss! Dere be skette in mah kitteh hare!
My sisturs kitteh Flop lubbed his sketti. Wif tomayto soss. An deh Parmyzhan cheez.
Is eetin sketti on da udder syde uf da raynebow bridge now. Wif cheez.
*tries to sing*…
“Watcha gonna do with all dat sketti? All dat sketti inside dat trunk…”
Okies, I has to ask… Why would hoomins fill a cooler with pasghetti? Sounds intresting, but mayb fun….
an yum, ifinkso
I is waitin fer alla dat basketti to clump togevver inta wun larj icebawks shape wad. Den we kin hack orf a slice fer grilled sketti and cheez sammies on sauerdoe with catsup. Ummmm … nommie.
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Gives a new meaning to Spaghetti Cat! hehe
Pore kitteh ar inna dihllemma;
wut tuu duu wif awl teh pasketti?
Shud hims: 1. eet iyt
b. sell iyt
3. saive iyt
d. gibb iyt awl awaiy
5. uoose iyt foar leyft-oavvers
f. freeeziyt
7. iygnoar iyt
Pikk oanley wun!!!
* Suhbmitt yuur choiyce bye Snaiyle-Maiyle
KTHXBAI!!!!
HAI cheshirekittehkat what’s up i have not seen u in a long time
O Hai, sunnybunny: nawt muches goin awn;
Ai ar jes beeing mai uosuuallee sillee seylfe;
Haow yuu ar??
But…but why do they have a cooler full of spaghetti?
That’s more lol than the cat o 3o
spaghetti cat
What–no sauce?
I see a perfect likeness to the FSM.
I agree with Mao
I don’t get it. What will take a while? My cats never asked for spaghetti. They might want butter or Alfredo sauce, or meatball but spaghetti… no.