You see this bowl? Then you see the problem.
do u wantz me 2 live? den i needz fud.
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mus i rite dis out fur yew in crayon?
Congrats, London_Hoomin, U aer teh leeder uv teh kwartet!
o yes!
is it a moosical kwartett? wat instrooments doo yew play?
Instruments uv TORTURE!
** dun,dun,dun**
Like the bagpipes!
Bagpipes aer otay az lawng az u aern’t 2 neer dem. Bowt 3 mielz iz best Aifink.
Diffrence between bagpypes n onyuns? Nowun crieies when yoo cut up bagpypes.
*pounses on DK*
wut wuz u saying bout a cheezmeet at teh NB?
is taht in addishun to, or in corn junk shun wif, the one we wuz talking bowt?
*kikkikkikkikkik wif teh bak legs*
Haow yoo bees, sqwirrl grrl? GUESS WOT!!!!!! It wuz Sqwrrl Appresheeashun Dai yesterdai, n wii MISSED IT!!! Oh teh hyooj manatee!!
Abowt teh Cheezmeet at teh NB: defnitee in addishun to! Seems to me teh idea ob a Cheezmeet at Janet’s has bin tossed arownd frum thyme to thyme.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOES!!
How cud we miss that??
Inconceevabul!
*gentlee hedbonks skwirrl*
happee dai after skwirrl appreciashun dai!
***heddesk***
Fank yoo, fank yoo! Plz bemember to tip ur serbing persin!
Or a person practicing the clarinet for the first time…
*shudder*
ina nawt sekkun year of collige, somewun used to praktice da
baggy pipes on Caturday morning in the field outside the
dorm! sleep deprived frosh not want!
A fyoo yeerz ago, owr werk’s “Holiday Party” consisted uv cold spunj-liek eggs (allejedlee “quiche”), stael bagels, rekonstitooted joose … an a bagpyper fur entertainment. Awl dis wuz in teh small lobby uv owr bilding. Teh small, mostly tile lobby uv owr bilding.
…
Small tile lobby + bagpypes + pre-existing migraine = Hades
…
It wuz teh awful. Ai still bearz teh emoshunul skars.
wow. yor werks not unnerstand concept of “holiday” OR “party”
{{nightshayde}}
i hope teh nitemares goes away bery soon
Mai huzbing’z cumpanee had a cheez an wine partee ebbree yeer. Himsed it wuz so dey cud awl whine abowt haow cheezd off dey wuz.
snerk
LOLZ! And I bet u were expected to go, even if u din’t want to, rite?
When I was at teh bank… we had to giv ourselfs our own party. Brot in covered dish, did an opshunal sekrit santa… all on our own.
But that still sounds better than urs!
Ai akshullee skipped teh mashed taters (served in martoonie glasses, btw) partee. Pplz had to stand owtside in line in teh rain. Srsly. DO NOT WANT. Ai liek the whine & cheezed off party fing tho!
Dat sowndz like deh furst tiyme ower managerz sillybrated “Employee Appreciation Day.” Dey organized a potluck!!! Wii ha tu bring fud tu deh party so dey kud telling us how much dey aprresheeated us. I’m shur dey apreesheeated deh fudz wii broat!!!
Bin tehre; dun taht……..:mrgreen:
odeer! ai kumizerayteeng. n speshul grAduamashun seremoney 4 doktirit (aka yuseless digree taykeeng meny yeerz) der wur teh baggy-pypes 2, an weE awlsew hadded 2 wer deze horibilimus roabs wif bryte kolorz lyke teh klownz, an hadded 2 noms pleh fud. Ai kan haz wurst mygrayne ub mai lyfe dat dai!! ):
yu guise, ah, ‘win’ ai guess. da crazee baggy pipes
gui either graduated or someone sabotaged his pipes
eeek!
i hope taht my gradumashun fur my unnergrad in joon is not so awflol!!!
iz gr8t u b gradu8teeng! heer b sum faeree dus, 2 mayke iTt happytayle dae, noTt da torchur wut da udder cheezfrenz b discry-eeng!
ai am shur it will be a happitayle dai! the onlee thing to watch
out for is the black robes + hot dai! Bring a water bottlol!
not tew be lieklee tew be happenin wif our weatha forecast but i hope so!
adn thanks fur teh faeree dusst marquisefelinette! yes this fred has beecum bery sommber!!
NS: Is ur emotional scars by any chance shaped like a “Z”?
No. Dey iz shayped liek a ship. Itz teh weerd. Although, if yew skwint & turns yer hed to teh sied & hop in a circlol free tiems…
O NOES!!
p ess, congraramalashunz London Hoomin!
EEEEK!! Just a test -
Akshulee, teh wurst torchur, ai think, iz a band playing an orkester peece, an teh nawt so gud clarinetz ar traing to be violinz.
.
This cud eezilee leed to violEnz!!
WHHAAAAAT ???????
Wehn a peece ritten fur an orkester – wif awl the strings an violins – iz transcribeded fur a BAND – an teh parts fur teh violinz ar played bai teh clarinetz. . . *shudder*
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Eben teh BEST ov clarinnetz cannawt maek this sound gud.
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An – ai’m nawt at hoam – an wuz traing to maek me “bloo” again. Ai just bearlee remembered hao!
oh hai JCH4K….
Yash, ohai Janet! Ai’m eggsited yoo wud consider habbing a Cheezmeet at ur place! Do yoo fink sumthyme in Jooly wud be gud fur yoo? Oar Og-ust?
what drinksies you like? i has gatorade, applol cider, choclit soy milk, and rasberry whine, peachy scnapps. and i haz some tortilla soup too if you be wantin sumfing to nom.
i be havin sum peachy schnapps plzthnx
wat ebery else want tu drinkies?
Fuzzy navels fer me!
oh! can i shayke up some ov the raspberry wine, and a touch of schnapss?
* shake shake*
*poor*
*finishes wiff sparkul watur*
Mmmmmmm !!
Rasberry…….
*pours drinky for herself and noms her soup*
Red Whine fur me plz.
*pours some whine* here you are anni
Conga rats London_Hoomin. If u am n TTI den u can llok owt the windo an wave tew Annipus
* gifts the london hoomin wiff a a pretty fedora ( to keep the rain off ) made from silver an gold threds woven thru sawft felt *
Fedora wudn’t be mutsh yoose – we aer eggspektin gaelz 2nite an 2morro.
o noes i didnt no abowt teh gayelz tu! *has a sad*
oh… well hummm wut tew dooo….. oh i gots it!
*Hires very stong YNG tew carry a large clear box over london_hoomins head to protect the hat and the hoomin!*
apawlolgeez fur teh stoopidness but wat is YNG?
Yung Nekkid Guy
or Gal iffen you prefur
ooo want!
will definitlee help out wit dis horriblol weather this lil island has so much
He moestly libs in teh Nawty Barn an dus teh irnin. An sumtyms teh “irnin” *nudj nudj wink wink*
lol sounds liek a fair deel tu me!!
BUTT – it iz awl moastlee innoscent merrimintz! An martooniez, choklit.
An sumtaims Daniel Craig in iz cyoot littlol speedo. An. . .Alan Rickman!!!
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Rite, Ambercar?? *nudj nudj*
Daniel Craig!
*swoon*
& Jeffrey Donovan
*swoons again*
yew can be keepin alan rickman!
Ai think he akshoolee belongs moastlee to SJ.
*puts on fedora*
aww thankies. it is definitlee needed here at teh moment!!
sew glad u liek it
‘merikan leeduhr promisst a chikkun in everii pot. AI WANTZ MAI FISH IN EVURII DISH
Feed me, Seymour!
Feed me awwlllll nite lawng!
Cause if you feed me, Seymour
I can grow up big and strong…
Ok, now if’n we does a low-budget production of this show, Audrey II will be played by a frilly toofpick.
So can I be the slightly ill-tempered Dental Hygenist ???
And it will take place at the floral counter of the local supermarket…
Teh girl-group will be a lady humming to herself, stopping only occasionally to curse at teh wobbly wheel on her cart.
..and insted uv blood,the frilly toothoick will require cherry Kool-Aid…
..toothPick….mai fingurs are gettin tired!
Hmmm. Budget doesn’t allow brand names. Make that red-flavored Stor-Brand-Ade, kthx.
ai agree wif Princess Mu!
Brilliant!
Audrey will be played by a local community theatre wannabe with a voice like fingernails on a blackboard. The audience cheers when she is FINALLY eaten by Audrey II…
Well… pricked to death, actually, since Audrey II is a toothpick…
We can’t afford teh special effecks to make a toofpick eet somebuddy. How ’bout Audrey II beats Audrey in a best-of-seven match of Rock, Paper, Skissors?
:snort:
mite be a problom for da frilly toothpick…
O, yeah. Ur rite. Ok, then, toofpick beets Audrey at darts?
It’ll give the toothpick a chance to throw itself into the role…
** snerk **
I like it! We can’t afford a dentist chair either, so mebbe Orin can use one of those little kiddie carts shaped like a car?
Wait!!! Wait!! WAi cudn’t Mary O’ play Audrey? TYPE casting – we can haz it!!
Well, u see, this is Low Budget Theatre and we prolly can’t afford Mary O.
Also, I is afraid that she might, um, embody her role a little too well.
oooooooo pllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez lemeee!plzplzplz
oh, adn mary 0spockn can werk fr da peanutz, but fr sweetpea, i t be like cannibLolizing distant relatif, ifinkso, yesh?
Will she werk for peenuts ??
And ai meen ACTUAL peenuts…nawt teh expression for “nawt alot uv monies”….
It’s not even a lot of peenuts.
i will werk for pnuts!
or any othur kinda nut…
iz there a part for a skwirll?
*has a hopefull*
Hmmmmm…duzzint say anywhere dat Seymour haz to be hyoomin….
“Suddenly Seymour is right there beside u
Now he’s way over there,
Now he’s up inna tree,
Now he’s scampering acrost teh telephone wires…“
wate a minnit!
duznt’ Seymour get eeted…??
oooo.. a deth scene!
Ai meen audrey II,ov corse!
Hao much wuz teh frillee toothpik gonna charj???
Az much az her credit limit wuld allow !!!!
(ba-dum-dum)
Ai know….wuz bad…..
We got teh frilly toofpick and a hole box of understudies on sale for 39 cents.
Sounds laik a bargin to mee!!
But – can tehy akt tehre way out ov teh paper bag???
That’s a good question. Here at LBT we cannot afford highly skilled actors like that.
Besides, we brang our own bag and gotted 3 cents off our groshery bill!
Wow…we gets 5 cents off at my grocery stoar…
*drives teh Hummer elebenty miles to teh first store to return teh star and understudies, then drives elebenty miles teh other way to buy a new leading toofpick and understudies at Eeck’s store.*
Dere goes teh whole budget !!
But… but… look! *holds up 2 pennies* We saved 2 cents!
Nao we can put our 2 cents in !
ahahah! win!
Get me fud NAOW!
tehre is a distink lak ob CHEEZBRGRS!
If bowl nawt filled soon, yer shoo will be.
Fix eet!
u…. want it closer to teh ‘merican flag?
Oh Rite!! THAT’ll fix it!! LOL!!!!!1
Bowl nawt beeg ennuf for teh amounts uv fud ai require !!
Adn is supposed tu be teh silber bowl nawt teh stainless steels.
Kitteh has attitudz prublim
Stoopy hoominz has aptitudz prublim!
Aptly put !
*pays rapt attention*
FEED ME NOW
or else
…or else ai will regurgitate awn your beige carpet……
butt ai mai regurgitate aftah yu feed mi!
yew never know!
ah ha hah hah hah!
an I will wake U up at 3am put pulling Ur hare
it be a lose-lose sityooashun fur teh hoomin!!!
but if u don’t eet, then … u has to have somethin in ur stummick… and sew if teh boll is emptee….
*duz not compute*
ther b alwaiz teh furball…
or teh, carpeet dizzolvin-kitteh-acid-uv-doom!!
<— :ebil:
….or else ai will “re-arrange” your new silk curtains…..
stopping by to say congrats on your Weblog nom!
http://2009.bloggies.com/
U nawt see porblem? Lemme sai it sew u cahn unnerstandz.
Bowl-empty.
U fill naow.
Wif gushifuds.
Or elze feel teh pointy endz.
Inn ur shinz an aneeware elze ai cahn reech.
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sew simple eben a chyld cud git it.
:spooky noiz: teh pointeez neber lie…
*eeps and fills bowl then hides unner blanket on chair* doo nawt claw mees i feeds you naow kitteh
*gentlee pats Auntie on the nose*
Boop!
tis okai! kitteh will be happitayle and snorgley after da gushifuds!
srsly mai cats wood hav eetin dat plant to teh left alreddy, is teh tasty-lookin, but i forgets what its naem is
Arthur?
Nooo teh plant was callud ‘Georg’, Georg teh Plant!
Any relation to Robert Plant?
Duz yew watch “Jack’s Big Music Show,” LCB? Dey had an episode wif a plant named Arthur.
Ohai beSmall! Ai’s nawt seen yu in teh lawngest tym; is nyse to see “Teh Gud Twin” agin!
* scamper scamper scamper *
* jumps awn soapbox *
* Micrololphone Fudbak *
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Ohai Ebberywon! Ai gess yu is awl teh wunnering whut is happening wib teh Grand Opening ob teh nawt sekkund Cheezland Safareh Park? Hello? Aneewon dere? * shrugs * ai carry awn aneewai, aifinkso…
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Nao, as yu nose wii wus posed tu openify yesserdai awn teh 4am Cheezthyme LOL but but but stoopy Mick let teh Rabid Wessuls out ob dere cayge adn dey has maed an awful mess ebberyware! Nao, plz dun worree – awl teh bebbeh animlols is juss fyne adn no Weesuls wus harmed in teh maiking ob tihs nowsnmint, honest! Lookit, lookit tihs fais * holds up remorsefull Weesul *
.
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Otay, nao taht wii has awl teh Rabid Weesuls bak in dere cayge, Mick bak in his padded ruum adn teh replaycmunt cayblols fur teh cayblol cars arribing ober teh weeeek weeeek weeekend aifinkso wii can has teh delayed opening awn next Fridai teh 30nd Janyooairy – hao does taht sownd fur yu guys?
Can we has it awn teh 32nd ???
*clappity clappity*
*dans wif happitayle*
aim glad Mick finished da cleen-up and weezlol rangling!
*offers GP sum cawfee wif suggary add-ins & wippy creem*
cawfee wif yur sugar?
mmm yesh plzthx, ai kneads sum caffeine adn shugar affer mai stoopy dai! Yu nose, ai is beggining tu forget whut mai orfice lukks liek ai has nawt bin dere in sooo lawng! Steel, is nyce tu sea diffrunt plaices, aifinkso.
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Oh, adn eeck… heer yu go * hands eeck speshul free entree teeket balid onwlee awn teh 32nd ob Janyooairy *
*snerk*
Guess ai had dat coming!
*snerk*
Ai reeded “orfice” az sumfin else.
…
Saunterrrs to NB
*snort*
*follows NS to NB, twitching jentlee from catfeen+shugar overdose*
um, yes yes yes… but dontchu meen teh 12 am cheeztime lol? That wud be 5 pm TTI?
Or teh 3 am/8 pm one?
that cant be rite. ok, tis abt 11 am cheez = 5 pm EST = 10 pm TTI time.
4 am cheeztime, ifinkso there is a lol on weekends at that time but not on week week week days…..
6 am cheeztime/12 pm EST/5pm TTI?
Uff, yesh yesh yesh… stoopy GP gets eet rong AGEN!
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Ai mented teh 6AM Cheezthyme LOL witch is 5PM TTI adn mumble mumble Merica thyme…
I’m shure dats wot u demented.
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Sowry u had to posty pone teh safari!
Teh cween keepin u bizzee??
Otay, GP, I will postifying deh noo date and tyme. Schmooz tu u fur awl ur hard werk rangling deh rabid weezulz.
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Oh, adn we haz sum preggerz otterz and a preggerz platypus dat will b joying Hugh ifinkso. Will deh pool b big enuf?
Ai lubs yoo, cweenmj!
Cweenmj, ur teh bestest! Ai lubs yoo!
Er… if we can haz nawt confooshun uv tiem, ai myte knowing if ai can att… ett… be tehre. *luks toadallee confuzzled*
Reefresh, ai needs tu du it moar! *pullz up skedjool fur firtief*
Will be teh 12 noon EST, aifinkso.
ADN!! Leeza n mii R tokking abowt a Cheezmeet in VLC, possiblee arownd Jooly 1!
hay! btw!!
I lukked on line todays, and tikkets to Oddowah, r liek twice as much as tikkets to Mon tree all.
R u close enuf that Montreeall wud be ok to fly to?
And, maybe not Jooly 1… thatz rite in the middle of teh week week week… maybe on teh weekend aftur, or before?
of corse teh weekend after is a hololiday weekend here, teh 4th, u knows… mite not be a gud time to try to travl.
maybe teh sekkund half of joon wud be better?
But teh best prices/times I saw was, leeving here thurs nite, getting there late thurs, and leeving erly teh sundai mornin.
but not too erly. lolz!
I has to go now… time to leave werks, I’ll bbl…
If You flew to Syracuse, skwirrlgrrl, I could pick you up and we could drive to Canadia togevver. Mebe that wuld be cheeper?
Butt butt wud tehy let 2 zanee Cheezpeepz across teh border? Taht’s teh question!
Um, um, um, we cud find troll masks fur tehm tu waring, just lawng enuff tu crossing. custums problee wud aproov uv trolls… no scents uv hyoomur.
Donut forgit taht the Tall Blonde in Wite nd teh Blonde in Bloo r sekrit ajintses, gud at krossing teh borders…. (tho mebbe nawt so gud at crossing teh Barnes & Noble)
*waps forhed coz furgitted taht*
I wudn’t worry about tehm ltetting us owt, but gettin back IN… DAT I wud worry abowt!
*giglol* Yu alreddy iz owt, yu needing tu come in, TEHN owt.
yesh, but dey mite nawt let yu back!
Yu meen booklion n skwirrlgrrl cud having tu liv in teh grate wide Norf fureber moar?
It cannut be much colder tahn Ifaka …
Ai tellz yu sekret: ai can haz living awn norf shore uv Layk Untaryo. Lawts uv tiems, teh snowz getz droppt awn teh souf sied uv layk befoar going cross teh wadders.
But duz nawt be telling! Complayning bowt wevver be major nashnul hobbee.
Altho, gibbon hao much snowz be owt tehre ryte nao, wud be skeery if we naw had layk effekt tu purrtekt.
ohai booklion! whatya doin in Ifaka?
(went der for grad skool foreber ago, in da late ’90s)
ohai, gammacat. Ifaka iz neer where I growed up, nd I be mostly caretaking for my parentses these daze.
What wuz yr grad skool subjekt?
mechanikal engineering!
ai gets to drive the trains!
Cool!!!!! If yu eber koms bakk to bisit, i haz room.
We can haz winery tours! Or Purity ice creem, or Cornell dairy ice cream.
mmmm, icee creem!
ai gotta kick outa da cornell eggy nog tew!
*puts safareh in skedyool an marks az imp-ortint*
Can I be parts of Kanajan cheezmeet, too? Iz nawt too far away…
Yay! Booklion! Yash yash yash!!!
Oh yesyes plz!!!
Oboioboioboi!!!!
Beddur start lerning the wurds to “Oh Canadia” – tehy make yoo sing it as a reqwiremint to get into teh country…
I fawt yu hadz to know teh naymes of awl teh famousest Kanajan hockey players….
Taht bez a subjek in fird grayd. Iz lawts uv hokkey playurs, aftur awl…
Iz Hockey Night in Canada still an offishul relijus hololiday?
Haow wuz skool today, Prysma?
Had pleh parts yesturday… yesturday we hadda tawk abowt ways pownds be legalee alloud tu euthanize aminlols, an sum uv tehm ai hoping nebber get yoosed. *shudder* Tuday waz bedderer, had test in Wildlife Care an ai be berry shur ai gotted gud
graed. Tumorro ai going tu hoomane sosietee fur tu start bolunteering when class letz me, so ai can having sum eggstra eggspeerience n fings.
*updates teh syn owtsyd teh Park*
*updates teh boof rekwest forms (awl copees)*
*updates teh promoshunul flyers*
*enuf fun fur wun dai, stretchz owt in sunshyn*
Yash, plz donut ober-ekstedn urselb, AP!
Tudai ai seed a liesense playt wit “JP <3 GP".
Aiz jus wundrin whu JP iz.
kthxbai!
Kitteh sez iyt ar nawt rite tuu staurve hims;
Sadlee, hims iys gunna taike tihs purrsohnallee, becuz iyt haz heppined befoar, wun tuu menney tiems tuu suit kitteh!!
Hims sez iyf tihs keaps up, hims ar gunna pakk hims liddol sootcaise adn jes waulk aowt taht frunt doar: yuu will sea…
Yuu stil hazza chaynse tuu reedeem yuurseylfe:
iyf yuu runnez iyntuu teh kitchin rite naow adn oapen taht kan ov ‘Kitteh Tunah Deelite’ az fasst az pawsibul, hims wil reekunsider moobing aowt;
(BTW, teh naybur ladee nexxt doar haz bin maikeing oavertures tuu hims bowt moobing iyn wif her: she haz, awn occayshun, offured hims xpensib kitteh treets azza lure!!!!!)
Hey that’s my pic! And my cat!
Any idea what kind of cat this is or is it just a mixed breed?
I adopted a stray a few years back and she looks just like this!
i think the problem is that the chair is broken.
(p.s. i can only understand so much lolzcat speech and my brain *esploded.*)
am i the only one to speak non lolcat lol