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Conga ratz awn leading da ty, LCB! (…tho we spekt nuffing less wif yr kwikness)
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Offers sparkly sham payn in gold rimmed glasses an choklit brownies wif pretty sprinklols …
Ooh, shiny!
kthxoohsipnom
Naow wiv friikwant flaiyur pointiiz.
Izzit heeted?
NS! U shudn’t be out here in ur condishun!
*pulls ns into teh club car*
Heer, has a hot choklit (made wif real milks) and let me rap u up in this blankee.
*tuk tuk tuk*
U hongree?
U is eeting for 5 now, rite?
*wrings paws nerbusslee*
Eever 5 or elebenty — ai duzzint no fur shur.
Ai can haz moar cheetos & sour creem, plz?
*cums running in from last fred*
heer yu go! are you shur yu dont want sum picklols?
Um…. hao duz ai tell yew dis?
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Yew mite wanna chek dat last fred. Yer nao a pregnant otter azwell.
*whispurrs* yew noes, awl yew has tew beh doing is wish dat yew not beh habbin behbeh otters, and yew will *poof* nawt be pregnant otter noe mores. Sins dis beh Cheezland majik, eet beh the gud dat wai!
Iz u ok, gammacat?? I don’t think u shud b running like dat, awl thingz kunsidered. Heer, siddown neggst tu NS and have sum hot koko.
*tukz gamma in a blankee.
aaaaahhhhhh!!!!
ai just stepped awai to tawk to sum werk-peeps!
aaahhhhhh!!!!!
*scampers slowlee and sadlee from last thred*
x elebenty!
*yoinks gammacat out of teh cold*
*settuls hur next to ns*
Heer, u needs a blankie too.
*tuk tuk tuk*
Has some hok choklit.
R u feelin liek eeting? U gots to keep ur strength up u knows.
*wrings paws*
ai needs sum more nourishment, ainfinkso!
*Wawkz past leeza wif majiklol wand waving merrily.
*Leeza turnz intu pregnant otter.
o-kays…..
heer, hav sum cheetos (puuffee)
Plz to nawt furgettin teh sour creem.
ai fink ai ate it all
Nuuuuoooooohhhhhh!
Teh huge manatee!!!!
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Oh. Wayt. Datz mah reflekshun.
*burst into teerz agin*
{{ns}} itz tew erlee tew be shewin!
Oh. Mebbe dat IZ a manatee.
*luuks moar closely*
Yesh – it appearz to be a manatee.
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Duz we haz moar sour creem yet?
*luks at self*
I iz no otter!
sumbuddy better get that wand awai from hur… I only has 3 or 4 more identitees I can hide in…
ah well, I hates to run, but I has a date wif Sawyer in a few minnits.
ok. I really lieks to run.
*runsawaywifakwikness*
*Wavez bai bai tu skwirrlgrrl/PG otter.
Schmoo!!
Kint …. breev!
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Laffin … too…. hard!
eeze NS! dinna get wurked up! its nawt gud fur
de bebbeh otters!
*ponders comment about wands…*
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*Goes tew NB*
Leeza — plz to go get gammacat outta teh cold. Sheez nao in dis mess wif meh.
Luuks liek weez gunna need teh industreeyul siez pakij uv cheetos & a fyoo gallons uv sour creem.
Haz u desided wen u will b habbing deh behbeh otterz?
I fink April wud b a nise munf. Awl deh pritty flowrz.
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Heer, haz sum moar cheetos. U b eeting fur elebenty.
elebenty!
*wrings paws sum mor*
NS, oh what to do?
yesh, my birfday is in April!
itz a nice time. not too neer any otter lolidaze.
Well — we iz goin to Diznee Whirled at teh beginnin uv March. It mite be eezier to deel wif internal otterz den external otterz …
U wantz sum wafflols wif chokecherry syrups? Oar sum blooberri pancaeks?
Ai wuld offurs U sum mulberry wines, but Nawt in Ur condishuns.
U wantz teh wine Cweenmj, BDM? is frum mai berry own mulberri tree. (iz tu big tu be calling it teh bush NE moar)
*takes glass uv wine.
sip sip sip.
Dis is berry gud. Fankz.
homemaid winez is awlwayz gud.
*Waves majiklol wand at WRr……
Ai nawt can has teh wine U nawt get NE wines!!
*wonders if WRr is about tew beh a mediklol miriklol an beh da preggers wif behbeh otters…*
*…. He turnz intu a pregnant platypus
* Taeks teh wine back frum teh Cween *
No can haz wines awn teh muterneity trains.
Naow Ai haz tu cawl teh believes it oar nawt. Ai gets Lawts uf munnies foar being dis wai.
*wunders wut a platy puss duz wif munneez.
Payz fur a nanny?
buys gushifuds adn swimmy pools.
gotta scamper home an eggsplain to kittehs that
they are goin to have companee!
orinj floofee tabbee gonna be grumpee!
Ai awlreddee haz 6 kittehz, a liddul gurl, an a huzbin. Aiz shur teh liddul gurl will be happitayl to haz bebbeh otter siblings. Kittehz? Mebbe. Huzbin? Definitely nawt. Himz NAWT gunna be teh happee.
*wrings paws*
Speshully when yoo tells him hims teh daddeh…
Wall…. texnixllee, da cween beh da daddee wabin her wand around…
U shur it not b sum Otter Guy frum Indiana?
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u noesz…..
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……. Hoosier Daddy……
*hedesk*
*facewetpaw*
*heddesk*
*grone*
*sneeks teh cweens wand awai while she is telling teh bad joeks. *
Haow duz dis fing wurk?
*waves it in teh cweens general direcshun pushing teh buttuns at randums. *
*gigglols maneey.. maniya.. manyi… liek a crayzee otter*
* Aksicodently bonks NS onna hed wif teh wand *
Sorry NS. Umm Wai U luks liek teh pokey pines?
U giv dat bak!
YOINK!!!
* Grabz wand.
Dis mai wand. U kant haz!!
Bein a pokey pien … DO NAWT WANT. Ai hasta be abel to safely snugglol mah liddul gurl!
*luuks at cweenmj*
Um … plz to tellin me ai iz nawt nao a pokey pine. *lip kwivvur*
Izzat haow U treets awl spectant mudders? Ai haz teh spca onna speedee dialz!!
*punchez a button.
*waves wand
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*Nightshayde iz a Hello Kitty.
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Hello Kitty!
Meow!
LOL – duz dis meen ai needz to chanj mah abatar bak so soon?
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Itz tiem fur meh to going hoam, finallee. Ebbreewun haz a gud nite!
*waevs buh-bye*
Oh – an plz to tellin meh ai iz NAWT preggers nao.
Did deh rabbit die?
U iz killin rabbits! teh maus and teh pinny gig nawt liek dat!!
ai will hab a glass, yeshplzfanxyew!
Um … no, fanks. Aifink ai nao haz a nauseated.
minus smilol.
wif purrin massaj….
an floofe seets in desiner colours!
luks liek someone is draftin’
i hates it when tehy rides rite on my bumper!
Hoep teh ecksorst iz not at teh reer of teh enjin.
At first glance, I thot u sed “excorcist”.
I dunno whut possessed me to think that.
Lol! Itz such a burton trying to keep up wif u!
As if u wasn’t just burstyn wif clevernessicity urself.
Iffin yew tew is traink to out-modyst eech uvver, ew is waistink yore tiem. We orl noes how clebber yew boaf iz. Wun dae ai gunna be jist as clebber. Butt (hee hee) not todae – ai haz teh dums.
At first glance, I thot us sed u haz teh drums.
Why’d I say that? Beats me.
bah dum bum!
Ai noo ai cud snaer yew ebenchelly.
hao symblolic!
Oar am ai wai off bass heer?
well dis iz a fine kettle of fishies!
Bass fishies?
yes, they is no treble atall.
Wut r yew troutin nao?
Mai frenz Sal and Amanda tihnks yew is full of teh win nd funnys
Jist doan tihnk ai iz coddling yew.
Dere is nuffink tew karp abowt…
Walleye is reallee enjoin dis, ai suspex eets gettin outta hand…
Nah, we iz habing wael of a tiem. Wee is obvuslee in tuna wib eech ovver.
An wif such porpoise…
Nd lafter halps to ‘eel teh soel.
possessed….ahahaha….i c wut u did thar
Cart be4 the Ketteh?
-bix
monorail kitteh crash! moar on teh eevnin noos tonite.
Ohai i r collidj stoodent! Are yew gnu heer? Welkums tew da fun an happitayl plais! (Ai are a collidj stoodent tew, tew beh teechin mafs…)
The 4:30 to Fluffyville is now boarding on Track 12. Please watch the sliding doors. Have your tickets ready for transfer.
Mai kitteh iz diz color!
U haz a plaid cat??
*shoots cheetos & sour creem outta hur noze*
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OW!
:snerk:
lubs yur new abatart, NS!
LOL — it hazzint shown up on my skreen yet.
wut is it??
did u get teh ultra sownd pix???
*has an excited*
Well … ai IZ nao an otter.
*luuks at pinkee kitteh abatar*
Silleh WP.
If u haz deh fiyrefox, clik deh tools, den clear private data
Aiz on IE heer atwerk. *sigh*
den u needz tu kleering ur history, i think. i think it b unner Internet Tools, oar Optionz……..
Ai seez teh noo meh nao!
He is behine me rite..
Monorail kitteh will ad teh dining car soon?
Sewn as dey can findink kitteh dat just had behbehs and willin tew kum werkin as Monoraylcat…
LOL i luv teh monorail kitteh.
I tink I myss BIG nawmcint! Gammacat nd Nightshayde! R u 2 gonna b mammakittehs?!!
ub behbeh otters… yesh. Da cween wabed her majik wand…
Mammaotterz, aifink.
Ohhai! When r de babbeh otteh showers?! I lub pawties fur babbehs!!!
POC!! *UK runs ober tew POC and gives hedbonks* ai habn’t seen yew in fureber! haow b yew and KD???
We r betteh! *hed bonks uniquekitty nd licks her fase* Gud 2 c u! Kitteh Daddy s’po 2 come hom 2morrow. We c… I has a hope.
dat b grate!! *krosses paws fur POC and KD* ai haz a big happee fur yew!!
*smile* *smile* U r grate. *licks her fase agin* Cheezpeeps rool!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/01/21/funny-pictures-the-febreeze/#comment-569429
Dat r beri funnee! *wipes eyes ob teers* So u 2 mammas-2-b, when r de showbers? Hmm? Innerested peeps wanna no! Let’s hab BIG nawncmints in de Cheeztown Crier!
liddle kaliko kitteh saunters intew ruum, flikking tayl slowlee frum syde tew syde. kaliko kitteh iz followed bai a liddle bloo uni korn, hoo iz happilee kavorting arownd. liddle uni korn occashunallee uzez hiz gold horn tew spar wif kaliko’s swishing stripey tayl. kaliko kitteh wanders tew korner, sits down, and picks up liddle uni korn. she sits qwietlee, petting teh uni korn, wile she watches teh cheezpeeps and triis tew ketchup awn wut she haz ben missing lately
Ohai UK! Hao yew iz? *schmoo*
{{{{{Uneek kitty}}}}
Ohai, UK!
Yew haz mist dat gammacat, leeza, an ai iz awl pregnant otterz rite nao. Czech teh link abuv yer post fur teh info.
It r beri funnee. U will b rofluao!
an wash out for da cweens wand!
Westriver Rat is a pregnant plateepus!
WrR b a man? He maeks lawts nad lawts ob munnies fur dis! He can paies fur de babbee showbers! He b in da noospatersnad on de TBs nda da radeeos adn ebeting. He b famouse!
{{{cheezfrens}}} ai hab ben lurking a liddle – nawt hab tyme tew reed awl teh kommints awn awl teh LOLs, sew onlee reed a few heer and theer. ai did see wut happened awn eerlier freds tewdai, but ai missed teh reezon fur teh delay uf teh opening uf teh safari park, andmost eberyfing else that haz happened in teh lat week week week.
Da rabid weezuls got owt and sew did da trolls, and dey trashed da Safari Park an GP is the buzzi in real life… sew da park be delayed in opening…
ai hayte RL wen it won’t let mii plai in cheezland! and ai missed rhsb’s birfdai pardee in Hawaii tew…
mai tew… *gibs UK a chokolit martoonie and habs won fur maiself*
fan q POC! wuld yew liek sum choklit almond truffle brownies? ai haz sum fer newun hoo wants! *sits nekst tew POC, sipping martoonies and nomming brownies*
*sitz down wif POC and UK.
*sipz martoonee and nomz deh browneez
itz ben a long day.
Ohhai, mai cween! How r u todai? I r habbing lawts ob fun paying wif de Cheesfrens! *hed bonks cweenmj*
Carful POC. U nawt wants tu haz teh bebbeh otturz. Ebery peep dat bumps inna teh cween getting teh bebbehs tudai.
*POC yalps nd hydes behynd ob WrR nd peaks out frum behynd him* No, I no wanna b preggers agin! Espeshally synce Kitteh Dadde r s’psed 2 come home tomorrow!
Oh hai, POC. Glad tu seeing u heer and habbing deh fun.
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*cween attemptz tu shaking handz, but cannot ballins a
*martoonee, a bronwee, a majiklol wand and shaking handz awl at wunst.
*deh majiklol wand bonkz POC.
*POC turnz intu a pregnant otter.
OOOOOOOOH NOES!!! I r preggers! *falls down in a swooon*
*sticks hed in from RL*
Have sum cheetos ans sower creem!
or sum icee creem if you prefer (without cheetos)
*weekly lyfts hed nda luuks aroun* icee kreem? Ohhai! nomnomomnomnomnomnom
Oooh – we can haz moar sower creem!
*YOINK*
BROWNIES!!! Ohhai! I r lubbing de brownies! *dleik8ly axxepts 1 brownie frum UK* Fank u! I tri nawt 2 dats 2 menny ob dem… leabe sum fur ovver peeps.* What a lubbly treat!
jamamakitty sneeks a liddel paw ober n snags wun off teh playte…….
*walks around wisslin………. la la la*
*plopps down next POC* ooh, brownees n chonklitt martoonees! Ai can has pls pls pls?
oh yew are soooooooo polite……. *nawt like yew no whooooo*
At wun ob mai choir’s praktisses, ai had a sudden urj to grab mai fren’s halb-eeten brownee, which seh wuz holding as seh tawked. Ai grabbed it n popped it in mai mouf (finking there were moar onna plate). Dere no were moar.
Wii still laff abowt it!
oh mai, dats funneeee!!!
Shure u can! *POC scrurrie aroun and maek more chokolit marttonies and brings dem to offer 2 4point5kittehs* Heer u go! en joi!
Why fanks POC! *yoink* Ai’ll just hab urs, too, seeing as ur “in teh odder wai”!
Waaaah! What r I gonna dew now? No more chokolit martoonies! Waaaah! What will Kitteh Daddy say?!
Ai sugjests much wringing uv paws.
*wrings paws*
Mai paws r wringed out! I r did much ob dat in de hoppytayl ober Kitteh Daddy. Ohhai! I needs more icee kreem… nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom!
Hao iz Kitteh Daddy today?
*curses stooopy nurs wif teh smellee stuff*
Kitteh Daddy s’posed 2 b coming home tomorow. I has a hope… Waah! What r i gonna tell him aboot de otteh babbees in mai bellee? Wah!
Mebbe if yew talks nicelee to cweenmj, she’ll fix teh sichooayshun. Plz tho – be shur to be SPECIFIC az to wut yew asks fur.
cweenmj, ur majesti, pls! I lub de babbee ottehs as much as annybuddy butt i cudn’t gib dem gud cares liek dey deserbe nd nead. Plz, mai cween , wud u maek mai unpreggers? Pritty plz? Wif cheezburger on tawp?
*presses button on wand
*waves wand
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*POC iz unpreggerz otter.
Ur welkum!
Ohhai! Fank u, mai cween! Fank u, fank u, fanku! De otteh babbehs fank u 2! Deh r wayting fur a betteh otteh mummie! Fank u! How does u want ur cheezburgers? where u want dem delibered?
I hab delibery orderr rite heer. Jes nead to no whair 2 send dem… I r sending condiminties wif dem sews u kin hab dem ur way! I jes nead 2 no whair 2 send dem…
Fanky, princess!!!
I will just pikk dem up rite heer.
no delivree needed.
*POC sez 2 dump trek driber, “Leebe dem heer, plz” Dumb-p terk driber nodz and dumb-ps de contents of de dumb-p terk awl ober POC* Ohhai! I ruberied in Cheezburgers! Halp!
help yerseff tew teh brownies! ai haz lawts, and kan alwais maek more if needed! *noms anudder brownie* *sippy sippy martoonie* weer did dat sillee liddle uni korn go? iz tyme fer us tew leeve, ai haz tew go tew bed sew ai kan get up eerlee fer teh PLEH werk…donawtwant
yoo meen sleep/ing/ car?
Sleeper car nawt gonna b sleepin sewn…..
Sleepin kitteh went tew monorail skool but doezzd off tew mennee tiems nda graduated azza sleeper.
Ai has anownsmint: Kirby iz home from de vet an he be doin pretty good! Hiz nawt sekkind shot of insulin helped him alreddy, and de vet sez he’s gonna be great! He lubs his noo speshul fuds–niknam Catkin Diet cuz itz low carb hi proteen. And bestest of all…drumroll pleze…Teasel offered 2 let him stay at de Teaselz Spa 4 Belubbed Pets when Ai’m in Loozeeanna fer werk next month. Whoopee-whee! Teasel is de best…it wuz eben her idea. Kirby can git shotz and speshul fuds and lotz of love and, best of all, he gits to spend de week wif his goggie frend (mai abatar), who iz also stayin at Teaselz Spa. {{{Teasel}}} {{{Kirby}}}
Dat info iz awl full uv win an awesum!
Ginormaus Happitail…Ai agreez compleetlee. De naybor hoo lives rite across de street lubs all mai kittehs, but needles gib her de willees! Plus, she werks sort of strange skedjul and dat cud be a problem wif de regular feedin tiems. Teasel is a wunnerful frend!
Yay! Ai haz a happi dat Kirby beh dune sew gud! Iffn yew wants tew talk tew sumwon bowt diabetic kittehs, feel free to kontax me, as mah Buddy is diabetic an has been for 2 years nao.
Ohai…Ai’m back frum qwire practiss nao. I’ll b askin lotz of kwestions, Aifinkso. Thankees!!!
Ohhai! Dat b wunnerful noes! *dans adn dnas nda dans nd dans!!* How cme u r going awai? What diner werk u doing, ifn it otai 2 ask?
Ai waz wundrin wy DK dinna reply tew yoo, den Ai rememburid dat seh hadz to goe to kwire praktise toonite. Seh werks for teh State, same plais Ai usta werks, an goes abouts two times a yeer to meet wif ovver states peeples tew rebiew cases ob teh unemploymint kind.
Fank u fur answering mai. *smile* Chokolit martoonie? I r nawt al lowed 2 hab any . *sniff*
Yoor welkom! Eberywun can drink Chokolit martoonies in Cheezeland, yew noe! Ders no alkahaul in dem! Heers wun fer yoo!
Ohhai! I forgotted! *syps chokolit martoonie and sys wif pleashure* Ohhai! It r nommy! Fank u.
Onoes, POC! I dinna reelies yew waz pg wif bebbeh otters! Gibe mii dat drink! Yew no can haz!
BTW, Ai iz offerin teh bebbeh otter daicare at teh Teasel Spa 4 Belubbed Petz.
Fer teh kyoot bebbeh otterz, der iz no charge…Ai payz yoo!
Waah! No chokolit martoonies! Wah! I nawt b beri gud otteh mummie at dis pynt in mai libe!De needs gud care and tyme nd I nawt any 2 gib! Plz, mai cween, tink ob deh babbehs! GIb dem a betteh home and maek mai unpreggers!
Ai’m baaaaaack! Teasel anserd…I werk 4 de state for 30 yeers (feels liek Ai’v been dere jes 28 or 29 yeers…tiem flies). Ai mak shur de unemployment cases are dun korektlee an have to meet wif peepz from odder states hoo do the same and wif de feds hoo oversee us. Ai lubs my kittehs and goggie, so itz hard to leeve dem eben for jes a few days at a tiem.
Fanks u fur de answr. I heer u aboot leebing de furry peeps. It r beri hard butt dem lub u eben more when u comeded home. *smile* I r glad dat Teasel b sew kind 2 taek ur furry peeps whille u r gawn.
Mai goggie getz home an hez sleek az a seal (or babbeh otter) and oh-so-happee! He getz treats and lub and wild playtiem at Teaselz Spa. Corse, dere’s de awful things dat happen to woobies (Opie’s name 4 stuffed toyz). De suffer de unforchoonate fate ob disembowlment. So sad!
Hahahahahahaha! Sowhs liek a gud tyme b had by awl… eksept fur woobies! Butt de woobies b beri lubbed, I’m shure. *smile*
Lubbed? Hmmm…Ai wudn’t ask a woobie bout that! Dey don’t go kwietlee, cuz dey have feerce squeakers in bof enz.
Well, Ai got to get all de furry frenz settled and get myself to bed. Nitee-nite!
My commint iz south…
look…
down……
happitayl fur DK and Kirby! YYaaayyy!!!
Hao mennee DK’s bi der??????
Lesse, der bees divakitty, n Draconic Kitteh, n mii (aka Diamond Kitteh) – um, did ai miss enee?
Dakat
chaoticfun rownd heer wif 4 kittehs an a goggie!.
Note to NS an gammacat: teh Teasel Spa 4 belubbed petz awlsew takes babeh otterz, cus dey iz sew kyoot!! Onli elebenty munnies per hour–an Ai payz yoo!
ohai Teasel……..plz tew go tew yer profyle n read messij ai leebed yew….otay? *den ai will say nise fings tew……….LOL*
Ai didz reed et, jamamamamakitty! And I sended yoo a messij too! A mini cheezmeet!!1!! Yay!!1!!
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(Nao yoo sez sumfing nise, otay?
ohai ebbrywun, ai wud like yew tew meet teh wun an onleeeeeeeee Teasel, wun ob mai bffs!!
did yew unnerstan mai “code” email addy?? ai fink ai will try tew get out ob town around one insted ob 2…… cud make a big diffrens in portland
Fank yew, fank yew.
Yesh, eben tho yer sekrit code waz bery, bery cleber an Ai’m sure tew hard fer aniwun else tew figyoor owt, fank CC! Does special decoding glassez yoo sended mii halped.
Ai sended yew an emailol wif teh sekret infurmashun yoo axed four.
ai have receeved teh coded info………….LOL
oh an plz tew delete teh coded messij wif teh emeow………LOL
Done!
fanks!! nawt dat big a deal but dem harvesters are teh sneeeeky!!
LOL! Gud to noe!
an yew, missie………. ai cud be in calyforniya in march…. mebbe cud meet up? ai is goin to san jose and den san diego
♫ Due u noez deh wae tu San Hoe Zay??
Hai jamamamamama!!! u kud playing wif deh behbeh otters, if she haz dem bai den.
Aifink ai will wayt until after teh Diznee trip to haz teh bebbehs. Weez stayin wif teh in-laws in Florida & aiz nawt shur dey wud deel well wif elebenty bebbeh otterz runnin arownd. Plus, ai wuddint want teh bebbehs to be eeted by alloligatorz.
Oooh – when in March? We’ll be in Florida from March 4th – March 11th. If you’re here before or after those dates maybe we can figure something out!
yew will be gone perzactly wen ai will be der………. oh schmooot@!
Pfft. Purrrrrhaps an otter tiem, den?
yesh………ai gess so………shooooot!!!
wen yew cummin up to washingtong? LOL
State? Sooner den ai wud be in DC, aifink … eben tho ai wud luv to haz Cheezmeet wif LCB. Ai haz frendz in Centralia, WA.
ai will be drivin past der tewmorrow on wai tew orygun!! ai will wab at yer frens fur yew!!!
dawn’t say “otter”! Der b a lawt ob otter babbehs gonin arowd… B carefussl!
Hmmmm….Ai no dat Opie-goggie lubs kittehs, but (hee-hee) haz he bin soshaleyezd to babbeh ottrz?
Iz catboose!
Luks moar leik kitteh loaf dan monorayl tu mi.
deez Monorail kittehs competin wid tranzit kittehs.
ai hav dat cowch lol
ur warm butt…it pleezes meh