just when u thot it was safe to go to bed…
it nawt safe 2 take a baff either.
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Cheezes twice is Basemint cat…
get in da car!!!!!!
*lukkin sha grinned*
oh, is just stairway to hebben cat…nebbermind
no! SRSLYY dat was like old school fur th win!
* gives maryosweatpea a Much gentler version ov the the “playful” kingon head bonk *
hee, duz enywunz has an eerwurmz nao?
trying not to!!!
♪hmmmmmmmmm and she’s cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiming da staaaaaaare way….
I herded dat he wroted dat song wen hims was 17 yeers old.
.i finkso we shud start a liszt 0 songs wif incomprehensibul lyriks, eever bekuz 0 da singer or da werds be unprehenile on dere own…
for egg sample:
A liter shade 0 pale
Babbba loooooooo
C…
I lykes the parody: ‘Hairway to Steven’.
.i finkso we shud start a liszt 0 songs wif incomprehensibul lyriks,
eever bekuz 0 da singer not singing cleeerly or da werds be uncomprehensile, erm, un-understandabull on dere own meritz…
for egg sample:
A lyter shade 0 pale
Babaloooooooo
C…
i can only think of bad moon rising and uhm blowing in the wind…
Or virshally anyfing by Blue Oyster Cult.
Crowded Haws, ennyfink bai (yis ai noes tehy iz teh nooziland band butt srsly, haev yew eber lissened to tehir lirix? Fore eg sampil /lolspeak off/ there is freedom within, there is freedom without, try to catch the deluge in a paper cup /lolspeak on/)
Debbil Yew Noes (Gud nooziland song butt ai hab no eye dere if teh lien is Debbil Yew Noes, best of teh wurst yew kin handil, or Debbil Yew Noes, rest of teh werld yew kin handil)
Espanol, songs in (becos mai nolij of spanitch iz limited to fud)
Fronch, songs in (becos mai nolij of fronch iz noes mutch betturs tahn my spanitch)
G….
Germ uns, becos mai nolij 0 germinz is much wurst dan yrs.
Hawaiian, becos mai nolij…well, u no…
I…
‘scuze me, while ai kiss this guy …
Inna-Gadd-da-Vida bai I Ron Budderflai
Jumpink Jak Flash bai teh Strolling Boens
Kanglolroo Down, Tie Me (lotz of orstraylian slang)
Louie Louie bai teh Kinsmin
Macarena, teh (aifinkso dis song wuddint maek sens eben iffin it woz in teh inglitch)
N…
Don forgit de Oregonian anthem: Louie, Louie!
Ai awlwaiz laiked “Secret Asian Man.”
umm…. you forgoted….. deh cawl me mellow yellow n
blindeded bai lit…….
momcat
Mondes ob greenz R phun 2 eet!
(O hai, JanCanHaslot’s-o-katz!)
I gnu sumwun hoo fot da toon bai Dire Strates wuzz “get yur
munny fur nuffin n yur checks fur free” Da reely funny part
wuz she wurked in a bank!
Butt butt (!!) Ai iz luvs the Kangaroo (an Johnny Day, and The Big Blak Hat….)
Ai nawt unnerstanz In a Gadda de Vida, butt is N trig in tu lissen tu.
Louie Louiay, howevvver — Dat bee longz awn dis list!!
LOL, my son’s jr. hi orkestra playd stareway to hevn at tehr winter consert dis yeer. iz fun wen tehy haz yung orkestra teecher hoo lieks teh rokinroll.
congra rats on tawp of da braid sweetpea!
*hands SP hawt chokilit*
slurrrrrrrrrrp!! fangs.
*shivers from undiskloz’d lokashuns*
i needed dat.
i wuz berry cold todae, cuss i wuz ‘posed to stay wif LCB for teh Nauga ray shunz but da crowd wuz tooooooooooo big &nebber got dere. Plus, LCB nebber giv me direkshunz so i wande’rd aimlessleeee for howrz. from howz to howz mewing pitifulleees…
o lord hav MERCY, u poar fing!
*snifsnif*
oh deer
*wraps sweetpea in cheezmap blankee*
joyne me in Princess Mu’s pavilion. is comfee and warm!
*looks slyly at gammacat*
adn shwimps?
*holds out a trai full of shwimps and cheezpooffs*
of corse!
Ai had shwimps last nite fur dinnur — an ai thotted uv yew, sweetpea!
*pours some fortificashuns into teh hot choklit*
Oh noes, sweetpea! Yew beh da lucky dat yew fownded yer way bak!
i lefted a twail 0 wholewheat frootcaek crumbs.
but but but… u dint FOLLOW it did u??
wudn’t that be more liek knowing which way NOT to goes?
At leest nuffing else gunna eet it and mayking trayl tu disapeer…
U muss nawt hab been waring ur bling today,
or LCB wudda been sure to find you.
*hands sweetpea a beeg kubik zirkonia earwings and neklace*
*appears outta nowhares*
O hai!
*apple sauce fur LCB’s entrins*
I guess wishing CAN maek it so!
Picard ref, ftw!
Ohai LCB. U gibs me the sprize.
A haz a prezzie fur U. Hoeps U lieks teh lol.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3173522
I gibs u extry points for teh handsome kitteh! (That’s my Jethro!)
Hiz lastest naem is nawt Bodine izzit? Himz can yodel?
No, was not Bodine, but it DID rhyme wif “Tull”.
Jethro was a grate big hunka hunka purrin lubs. I misses him vry much a lot still.
{{{{LCB}}}}
Grab teh neerest kitteh, it halps.
Ur rite, it does.
Sometimes I calls Liam “Jethro” on mistake. He is teh vry forgibbing about it.
Jethro’s errrrmm…rear…bootalks…dareyere* luks jes liek my sweet Kirby’s. Ai found out this afternoon dat //lolspeak off// he has diabetes. He is spending tonight and tomorrow at the veterinarian’s office to give them time to regulate his blood sugar. I’m so worried about him! He was completely lethargic today while we waited for his blood tests to come back. He’s not normally a ball of fire, but he let me hold him for well over a half an hour and he didn’t even meow. He’s a really vocal fellow when he wants something and this was so not normal! The vet says that a kitty can do really well with diabetes as long as I regulate his diet and give him his insulin. //lolspeak on//. Its 2 quiet wiffout him heer. De girl kittehs are eben lukkin arown for him!
{{{{{{divakitty & Kirby}}}}}}
*pondurz*
now why dint i fink 0 dat…
Blimey!! It worked like a charm!!
Speak ov teh LCB an she shall appear
*appears outta
nowharesa few inches above*O hai, tidmum!
Ohai LCB
Whutcha been up to? LOLnaugration partay? Chekkin owt teh bling?
Or was awl the commotion an sparklin an flashin of lites juss camera flashes?Yoo noes, takin picshures ov teh Prez?.. *hmmmm*?
It has been a bizzy day of bling and flashes. I has a tired. But I also has a happy.
Iz awsum, ai glad yu haz a happeh.
Ohai LCB! Ai sended yew a response!
Didja get to see ennee uv teh festibiteez today?
I sawr it, thx! I sawr teh festivenessosity on teh TV. I kinda-sort wisht I had been there in person, but it was teh full of win and awesome anyways.
An muchlee warmer frum insied, aifinkso.
I has happeh 2
LCH is uz going 2 an inaugural ball?
Oops typo, I meant LCB
I came this close to going to one: ><
Alas, my date hadda
flee teh jurisdictionleave to go back home this afternoon.whart kar?
()_()
(*.*) — i iz bunniez. fearh meh!
(” “)
Basement Cat haz udder ideas!
moo?
omgwtfbbq?
yeth moo! iz a cow! udder alwys mns caow!
lazers charged!
aiming…
Fire at will.
Will: Nooooooooeess!!!1!
Pour Will!
Which wun is Will??????
Will is mai ex roommaet. himz owes me lawts ub munnies. Nawt tu miss himz pls!?
Butt (teehee) is he wurf moar dedded oar alibe?
Iz he a cowboy? Onna steel horse him rides?
Wanted deds or alibe…
aaahhhh! eerwurm!!!
At leest hii did runz callin Wildfyre!! Nao Der iz Eerwurm az big as Sandwurm!
Himz nawt wurf teh bullits tu shuuts him wif.
*hands WRR large roks / small boulders*
Let Movver Nature halp u.
this gurrl done miss when she ayms her gun…
butt ai hopes the lyts donot go owt in Georgia… (tew replas da eerwurm wif annunder)
Teh debil being daon in georgia!!!
Playing teh fiddul! If teh lytes going awf, wud be berry skeery!
Iz himz teh debil in bloo swayed shoos?
Doan step awn dem shoos!
Ai was finking ub:
.
Dats teh nyt dat da lytes went owt in Georgia
Dats teh nyt dat dey hung an innosent man
.
Stoopy WP
den her nomz mus be “Annie….” oar posilbli “Jamie”
momcat
my older boi maded dis wun:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=348340
BC iz wawtchin U!
bseemint cat watches
gmta!
It’s a party nite anywai. Not gonna go to bed!
Grate! sew u and the rest ov this elebenty wai makremae mai wish tew retire tew mai pavilion… noms, yngs an drinkies… eberyfing a ynggrrrl kould want…
*joynes princessmu in her pavilion*
fankee! is very elegant!
Fank u fur coming Gamma cat
(BTW If ur Gamacat, is hubby bAlfa cat an leik the kids are beta and epsilon cat ?)
pls tew come n an sit awn a nyce cushion>>>
u kno dat since we am moving the safari opening tew next weeek weeek weeeek. im resting heer in tha pivilion, sew we may as well hav a gude tyme ….
*welkoms awl peeps intew a silk seirese of rooms. kolors ov jade, emerald, amatheyst and ruby are the bounderies frum th outside werld. small braseiers are lit threwout the exspanseve area n littlol sand pits. many excotic dishes sent the air..*
Ooooh, iz berry bootimus!
has a nyce cup ov spiced appel wine?
Oooh, teh purrfekt fing, befoar ai heds tu bed (if ai can conbins tihs largj naw-poisin orinj floofeh mini-lyoness tu letting me up, taht iz). *sipsip atta wine*
da larg nawt poisin orinj floofeh mini-lyoness will let yu
up when she is ready, an nawt wun sekond befor!
An beeleev me, ai going nowhere until hur lets me!
Oar until bf shaykes teh treets…
Ai gots tu go tu bed nao, so ai bees awayk tumorro fur stuffing moar infurmayshun in hed an playing wif rats an fings.
Ai lubs awlla cheezfrenz, an ai missing yu when cannawt getting heer! {{{{{{{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}}}}}}}
Yoo gets to plai wif ratties?
*has a jellus*
nite PK!
Brazeers r lit frewout teh area?
I lieks teh jewel colors, butts teh bras on fire…I’z nawt quite getting it.
*gentlee hedbats Romeow on general purpoises*
silleh!
Skoose meh.
Mah doofus – Let meh sho u it.
*gibs Romeo a bebbeh otter googlee eyed sticker*
ai just teesin (see the Princesses eggsplanashum below)
{{romeow}}
has a nice present. a bottul ov th rarest attar ov rose.
hehe!
u kno, liddel metel bowls ov fire
we needs them fur warming kabobs and warming our tea an lighting our hookas
*luuks arownd in amazemint*
…
Dis iz byootimus, Princess Mu! Teh kulurs iz full uv win & awesum. Wut iz dat yummeh fud ai smellz?
*offurs nite shade a plate ov grilled veggies an beef an shrimp*
Mmmm…. nom nom nom nom.
Yew haz a way wif fudz, princessmu!
Small brassieres? Der be some not so endowded ladees feelin berry, berry cold, ifinkso…
Wayt … wut? Teh opening haz bin delayed?
yes, Mick let da rabid weezuls out of der cayge and dey
rampaged all ober da park!
(oh, and RL is keeping GP busy)
so we decided to wait wyle Mick cleens up da mess!
yesh GP gave the news awn phantom ov the opera kitteh pic
*wandurrs ober to dat lol* BRB.
*wandurrs bak*
Awww – poor liddul pinnygig! Yesh – FriedEgg teh furtee-ef werks fur meh (nawt dat ai matters in teh skeem uv teh Safareh Park eggsept ai haz mah tikkit & bobblol-hedded pinnygig awlreddee).
…
*still waytin fur a bebbeh otter uv mah bery own*
*wavez majiklol wand and
* turningz nightshayde intu a babeh otter.
…
*runzawaytofindsumabalone*
*Tosses fisheez
Mmmm… fisheez.
:panic:
…
*hoapz bein a bebbeh otter will nawt hamper hur efforts to driving hoam nao*
…
*luuks in mirror*
…
OH MAH CC — AI IZ TEH KYOOT!!!!!!!!!!! Izzit poor form to splort at teh sight uv yer own reflekshun?
Plz tu putting deh SPLORT warning on deh frunt uv deh car b4 driving owt uv deh parking lot.
Pleez nawt tew splorting yrsalf… dat wud maek eet sew wii wuo admyr yew wud nawt splort sins eet beh runeing the KYOOT
*sits on nyce cushion*
nickname is an old joke between hubbicat and me!
our orinj (nawt poyson) tabbeh knows hubbi is alfacat
Butt (tee hee), he tries to boss me around, especiloly
when hubbeh is traveling for werk.
ay am not shur whut our littlol BC thinks
* hands gamma cat a tray of grilled fowl a beef* enjoy!
thats good naem tew has
fankee princess mu!
*noms grilled fowl an beef*
wood yo lyke a martoonie?
oh yesh pleazse!
*mixes an eggstra speclol martoonie*
heer yu are, complete wif nommy sparklols on da rim!
oooo fank q! sparkels!
oh itz my gardian angel kitteh!
BC is yur gardeen anglol?
I has one of hiz minions living wif me… 13 yeers now!
Ifinkso I has sold mah sole to BC.
I luvs my minion.
Speeking ub minions… fanx fur da tiffanee snowflake, an no, ai is nawt N E wuns minion… butt (hehehehe) it sownded gud fur handin yew da tin snyps, yesh?
Hao muches didz u get fur ur sole, leeza-b?
elebenty cheezburgers, aifinkso!
Mebee shud hab held owt fur
cheezburgers fur life?
Or, iz elebenty teh saem fing?
oh noes, I gotted much more than that…
I has permisshuns to:
Brush teh minion
Feed teh minion
Give teh minion fresh watters from teh baffroom sink
Sleep on teh minion’s bed
Provide lap for teh minion
and
Lavish hur wif attenshuns.
.
gud deel, huh?
Cheep at twiec teh priec!
It wud eggsplayning a few fings. *giglol*
Ai wud add kommint butt (sniker) ai iz hidink undur mai desk nd reechink up tew keeboord.
whyz dat?
Ai has a skared of teh piktur (nd orlso stil haz teh imbrasmint).
Pssst – kitteh jus haz teh nitelites on to keepin yew saef!
Noes. Ai haz a skeered of teh darks. Ai iz goink on a coars latur tihs yeer nd wun of teh tihngz we hassa do iz spend a dae (twebenty foar howers) bai oursleves. Ai DOES NOT WANT.
Oh, btw, ai iz 38!
24 owerz wif nobuddee tu bozzering u???? wair duz I sine up???
Kin I get it extendedd????? Huh??? Plz????
Ai jist donnut liek beink in teh dark, in teh boosh, bai maislef. Teh noysis ai heer? Tehy iz not possims, teh is teh homer sydal acks murdrers cumming foar me.
So ai gess nowun will bovver me. Apartz frum teh acks murdrers, ikscaped conviks, syco peepils…
If yew iz goin on a coars, dey hasta haz teh inshurantz. If dey haz teh inshurantz, itz too expensiv fur dem to letting yew get hurted — so yew will be teh saef!
Yis, iffin teh acks murdrurs noes getz me, ai kin forl off mountin, drowen in teh sea, forl off teh hi roep coars, braek sumting rock clymink… but ai iz luking forewid to it!
Az long az dey not b asking ‘wair is deh fritos?’ adn ‘wen b supper?’ adn ‘Did u washing mai bloo shurt?’ and ‘iz u ben uzing mai razir?’ adn ‘Kin wii going tu deh store tu gitz moar sody-pop?’ ….. ad nausee umz.
O-Tay, iff eye muskt: *Barf*
(feww, ia feals musch bedder nowz.)
It iz sayf! C? Nite lite iz awn?
Jes! Just wanted too sai that! Els yu culd have felled from teh stairs!
Mehbe this Ceiling Cat in disgais!
Mebbe CC rolled arownd in teh fyreplayce.
oh, ai nose it! CC landet in teh fyreplace! CC izz teh reel Sandy-Claws!
lol
Whoa… ai iz bizzy wif skool n hoamwurks n fings fur a few dayz, an ai come bak tu finding rabid weezuls destroyd teh safareh park, an tehy must’ve let teh trolls owt uv tehre cayje jujing bai teh bunny fread a cupple bak, an, an, an ebreefing awl messt up!
{{{prysma-kitteh}}} eberything will be okai soon! we just have to do
some cleaning and troll removal!
wii beh collectin lots ub elebentee munnies and Richard had da idea fur a sy key atric clinic tew halp da poor trolls, and charge dem elebentee twentee munnies!
.
Welkim bax, PK! *schmoo!*
Ai fink sykeeatrix fur trolls being an eggsalad ideea! An so much munnies, izzat fur teh bebbeh aminlols fund?
{{{{{BDM}}}}}
Wii cud donates sum ob da munnies tew behbeh aminlols fund… butt (hehehehe) ai funked wii was yewsing eet tew flii cheezpeeps tew exotic locashuns fur lotsa partees and stuffs… and tew halp rebuild after trolls get loose and tear up da plais.
Taht awlso being an eggsalad use fur teh munnies frum trollz, yepindeed. Mebbe donayt sum fur troll reesurch, so mebbe can finding a cure?
I rekkomend dat ebil maus and hims minions handle the claims extractee wif da insewerance companeez.
Gud plan! Ebil Maus, what wud yew lyk fur yer cut ub collecting the elebetee twentee munnies fur inshurans?
Prysma, Leeza wants to noe when we has teh nice wezzer up here. Shud ai tell hur teh truf? (I.e. July 9-13)
Onestee being awlways teh best.
Leeza, taht be awn a gud yeer, an awnlee if teh 9f being a Munday so nun uv it falling awn a weeeekend. If it oberlaps a weekend awn eivver end, teh nice wevver will be shortur.
Oh, an nawt tu be furgetting, when habing nice wevver, awlso habing skeeters.
Adn/oar blak flies.
o c’mon.
it can’t be taht bad!!
r u saying itz cold year round?
can’t be -30 year round…. can it?
mebbe dey iz in weerd tranzdimenshunlol arreya dat iz awlsew shaered bai sum part ob Antarktikat?
Wii’s just pulling ur paw. Teh snoe iz usually all meltified by April, so teh erlee flowrs start kumming up, adn Mai is usually LUBLEE (ai lubs Mai; jus so happens ai wuz bornded in Mai, too). Starts getting hawt (arownd 75?) in Joon, butt den iz twoo, wii habs teh blak flies adn den teh skeeters. Joolye n Awgust can bees berry hawt (90 or more) butt awna brite side, nawt usuallee ennee skeeters. Den September bees teh lublee.
Donut beleeving peepz who say dere bees 2 seezunz in Kanadia: winter adn construcshun.
So, when yoo kumming?
Kunstrukshun seezin…. Definitely Kunstrukshun seezin… No matter wair wii goez oar wen, wii finding deh lubblee brite orinj (POYSUN) kunstrukshun sinez…. Wii haz determined dat dis b how tu noez wii b on deh rite road….. wii wudn’t noez wut tu duing if wii didn’t seeing deh orinj sinez.
Go on July 1. almoast eberywun will be off wurks and can plai wif U. Dey sumtiems eben haz fyrewurks.
Dat’s an idea.
75 is hot?
LOLOLOL!!
Skeeters, we has em too! I hates those things. Oddlee enuf, they love me ….
I wud LUV to come see U (and VLC)!
*wonders if there’s a cheeper time to fly?*
Fing is, my job is gonna be iffy after teh middle of teh year.
Sew, I don’t fink I shud plan anything yet… but, if I get leied off, brite sied is, I wudn’t have to take off werk to go anywheres!
But if I cud find a cheep flite, maybe a weekend in Joon or Sept?
oops- I has to go to beds.
We shall has to pik this up later!
And we will!
Schmoos!!
oooh cheezmeet in Kanadia! Must to telling Prysma-Kitteh! Wii eben has a hareport in Oddawa.
Ai can prolly goes to musik camp in Oregawn in erlee September, so maybe Joon bees bedder?
Adn… ob corse teh skeeters lubs yoo! Becuz tehy lubs mii too!
And – are yoo disparajing owr hot 70-degree wevver, missee? Keep in mind taht teh yununs ware shorts wenebber iz above freezing!
Ai must go sleeping naow. Nite-nite cheezfrens!
Oops – dats yunguns.
yash, itz a junglol in here todays!
how is teh skool?
Teh skool beinnng eggzosting an awlso full uv WIN. Eggsept ai discobered tuday ai nawt eggzaktlee hab nachral aptitood fur microscopes. Ai be azorbing infurmashuns lyk a, um, porous azorbing fing uv sum kind, but iz a LAWT uv infurmayshuns, an ai gotz a nimportint test awn Fursday, an a cupple moar neggst weeeeek, an assynmints, an fings… *sigh* Ai haz teh minnits when ai wunnering what teh hekk ai waz finking tu duing tihs, an teh minnits ai finking, “Tihs be teh wunnerfullest fing eber!”
Ai feel for yu, Ai has all these exams dis ande next week! Nao studying berry hard fur biloligy.
Eggzams, pleh. Biloligy? Waht yu beez in skool fur?
Ai beez in mai furd week uv bekoming a vetrinaree assistint.
Den mehbe yu can convince teh kittehs teh VET isnot dát bad! Yu speek der languaj aftur oll!
Dis be mah last yeer at hai skool, after dat Ai wanna be a doktur!
Oooh. A hyoomin v-e-t. Awsum!
.
*stands up strayt an cleers throte*
Teh vet assistint can helping tu mayke teh bebbeh kittehs, goggies, an uvver pets having teh less lyk-lawng feer uv going tu teh v-e-t bai tayking eggstra tiem fur tehm awn furst few bisits. Be ignoring teh kitteh-bebbeh until it reddee, tehn be petting an praysing him/hur an gibing snorguls an cuddlols an treets an muchness of pawsitiveness so kitteh-bebbeh habing teh gud sossiashuns wif teh v-e-t. Wif teh bebbeh goggie, be petting an gibing treets an telling what a gud boi/gurl puppeh s/he being an jenralee mayking teh tayl uv teh goggie to wag az hard as pawsibul. Tihs can be mayking enormus diffrins in teh kitteh oar goggie’s lyf-lawng reeakshuns tu bisits tu teh v-e-t.
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We nawt cobered so much what tu be duing if teh kitteh alreddy nawt lyking teh v-e-t, eggsept a lil abowt restraynt tekneeks.
O! I can see yu be leerning berry well PK! Ai bet yur test will go reely well, oh yes aifinkso! Teh kittehs aks alot moer caer from teh VET, dat’s wat Ai liek about teh kittehs, independipity. Ai (and mah kitteh Tigger) wil keep teh paws crossed fur yu dis Fursday! Nao Ai has a sweepy it’s almost 3:00 AM. C yu!
Gud nyte! Ai hoep yu haz a saef tu go tu bed. *giglol*
ifinkso
I knows about the microscopse–has trubbles with eyes & couldn’t sees stuff. Tried to explain to teachr that I couldn’t see and wound up doing somethign weird to pass class…
{{{Chessie}}} Iz pleh. Tehm nawt being frenlee contr… kon… fings atawl, aifinkso.
lukkowt! hims is gonna fyer hims layzorz!!
an teh scary moozik haz started playin in teh background
ai knoez…..
*insurt semi-ebbil laff heer*
ai’z condukktin dat myoozik…
Luks liek a gud plaec fur a dark adn stormee.
It was a dark adn Stormee tee tyme. But dere were no noms tu be founded.
kitteh had sold awl teh Cheezburgers to buy teh Stairway to Heaven.
Didn’t make enuff to buy a light, so all was in darkness.
Wif Stairway to Heaven playing in teh bakground,
kitteh realized dat hims lite frum inside cud lite hims whirled.
thinking it bedder to lite a candul Dan to shout in da dorkness, Will (who had jest narrowlee escaped lazer fierings) rumaj’d in da dark for aforemenshuned candulz when…
*teh scarree moosik plays inna backgrounds*
Teh clock inna hallway strieks elebenty tiems, but is nawt elebenty foar 6 moar hours.
DK lukked obbar frum condukktin teh orkestraa, adn has a ebil laff…
den, teh klokk strieks agayn!
owie. i gettin tired 0 gettin struck by dat ratzenfratzen clok…
*****skewz mii,,,, i b oddly ree minded ub a nursery rime.
Hikkery Dikkery Dock
Tew Mausez rand up deh clok.
Deh clok struck wun
And deh uzzer wun randded away.
********* plz tu return tu randum storytelling now.
an teh BC cawted teh uzzer…
(hai, qween!)
President Obama kame hopping bai onna VW Rabbit and axed…
“Am I late?”
Will lukking at him adn replyed…..
Whai U heer adn nawt at teh dans wif Ur wief? U iz sposed tu sillybrate tonite.
[Dr. Evil]
Its got LA-ser beams out of its head!
[/Dr. Evil]
Nawt be afraid, is jes co-dependent fireflys.
u can haz elebenty cheseburgurs! co-dependeant fireflys FTW!@!
*blushes* fanks princessmu!!
“Co-Dependent fireflys” would make a good name for a rock band.
Who wuld they tour with, she asked leadingly…
Atomic Zombies
Brimstone and Clover
Crushed by Velvet
D….
Dark adn Dedlee
Elolefentz Frum Antarctica
Freezing Fleaz
Grabbity Pawz
H…..
Hirsuite Hoppities
Idigent Porcupines
Justice League Geraniums
Kalamity Krashers
L…
Lama Rokkers
Mouse an teh Mousettes
Norfbound Monorail Kittehs
O…
opey an teh oh-keys.
platypus and boots,
quaker shaker oats,
Rabbid weasels
Skratch and the Shredders
Terrifiers
U…
Ugli Trollz
Vampire an teh..
..Werewolves
X..
Lol
Skarry kitteh B-myndz mii ob teh Neil Gaiman skarry storee “Coraline”. Dare izza kat in der, butt himz a good guy (a liddlol scar-cats-tick, butt hoo wooden B!). Haz yU red it? Win Coraline aks kitteh whut hymz nayme is, cat sez, “kats donaut kneed naymes, B-cuz wii noes hoo wii R. Peepz kneed naymz B-cuz dey naut nose hoo dey R”
oh, and hai, cheezfrenz! I beez misting yU teh past few weaks!
I hazza tyred B-cuz ai hasta tayke kare ob my mommacat wiff Old-timer’s dizzy-easy. (shee libs in a assistey libbing plays, butt still mush to due 4 doting dotter kitteh)
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Awlsew, I been bizzy wiff my odder hobby–riting reebuez 4 amaze-on. Ai wuz inbited 2 joyn teh “Vine” groop, an sew I gittz free buks an stuff, butt ai hasta rite ’bout dem. (an ai hassta right bout odder produkts, 2 keep my rayting up.
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and gess whut??? Ai hassa a happy beecuz ai Beez promoted 2 teh “tawp 1000 reebuers”!!!!!! Ai iss SSOOO exsityed! I habs werked a lot to acheeb, arvch,, , reech dis gool. Cheezfrenz wanna sillybrate wiff mii??
Yippee!!!, Kitkay, iff I dew say sew myself!
Budd, wii must go 2 bedd, now–iss berry stoopy 2 B up sew layte; mush tayke mommakat 2 a horse-spittle in few ours. Shee has teh crazies– Moar comply-kayshuns frum de Altos-himerz.
{{{{{yippee/kitkay}}}}}
sowry about ur mom.
mine is in a similar sit. is hard.
LIGHTHOUSE KITTEHHHHHH!!!!!
its actually spelled “just when you thought it was safe to go to bed” – is the goal of this to have a red line under every word you type?