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Iz most mysterious, aifinkso
totally tubular, mang.
PURRITO PURRITO PURRITO!!!
Top ob a six-way brayd! WTG KK4!
dans-dans-dans fur u!
Woo Hoo!!! *danses wif AngelPlume*
Trans-m-kittin to U!
FTW, biscuitninja! super kewl naem, by the wai…
Tanks!
pie-lup awn intertube 59!
rii-rowt thru Pantleg 495!
no, dat’s intertube, nawt pantleg.
FTW komint jk2kitteh!
Aw, man!
I HATES teh traffick jamz!
Now, teh strawberrie jamz, datz a whole nuthur storee!
*boop*
Itz a gud tiem to boop teh kitteh since himz pointy endz iz unavailablol, aifinkso.
**boop**
ermz *beep*?
Ai want dat intertoob
Mai wun hazn’t delibberd a kitteh yet
When lolcatz shed, iz known as fiber-opticz
strayt into yur hoems!
Rite ware wii wanting dem!
deh best possiblol use uv dem!!!
Ratz, I misst deh tie by ***holdz up thum adn finner berrry klose tugezzer*** dat much!!!
aifink teh intertoobs wuz awl clogged up!
wif a prettee kitteh!!!!
mai internets speeds is 11benty lolcats pur not furst
pullin a kitteh owtta mah sleeb.
Kitteh usin awl teh bandwiff (or iz dat pantwiff? Legwiff?)
**luuks at ethernet cablol**
Dat must be wun teeeennnneeee kitteh in dere!
It mite eggsplane wye fings sumtiems get stukk in teh innerchoobz!
So wen teh innertoobs get stuck, izzit gud eyedea to unplug teh cablol an blow teh clog owt?
**finkin dis mebbe gud eyedea, may hasta borro dad’s ayre kompresshur**
Wen mai PC freeziz, Ai tern it off an tern teh monitur 2 teh wall to teech it 2 bihabe itselb.
Duz it halp?
Ifinkso dis b a gud idea…. tell it tu think bowt wut it did rong….. and not let it kum back owt until it b reddy tu play nies!!
**whispurrs**
Cween, u fink dis wud wurh awn hyoomins too?
Itz werf a try, but I holdz owt liddlol hope!!
**goes to sharpen claws an put awn hur speshsul boots, jes in cayse**
Only wif proper restraints, rhsb!!
Ifinkso I has to borry dem from BDM!
*nods* Dat an da woodchipper!!
Speaking of idjits, I talked to my lolyer 2day an hur sed hubbeh shud be signin teh settlolmint agreemint soon. YAY!
Mebbe teh lite at teh end of teh tunnlol nawt oncomin trane after awl?
yay red! ai has a hopful happytayle for you
I’m still a liddlol skeered to be hopeful.
I finkso I kin breeve agin wen teh finul paperz iz sined.
ndeed the heaviest an lightest breffs awlwais kom wiff the “final” thing.
evree new thing is the end ov something else
u may feal fur a moment , striped ov strenghth.
taek heart in knowing that u will survibe it
no wun can taek the essence of u
even if they do hurt you
u are nawt maimed
u r tempurd by the experience
Oh princess, dat’s beyootiful!
Fankyoo. <3
{{{rhsb}}}
Here yew beh, rhsb.
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yew needs anyfink udder dan handomokuffs?
Sumtiemz!
No,dat’s dumbell.
oooooo! Purrito!!! *fud alwayz messsez up interwebz cunnektshuns*
i thot ov teh purrito tew!
… or a searys of toob soks??
I can has gripe foar a minnit, plz?
I wuz suppozed to be meetin up wif a fren foar dinnur tonite, but I hadda canclol. Why? Cawze my car nawt aktin rite an I nawt fink wuz gud eyedea to put dribe moar tahn I has to befoar I get car to shop. Plus, iz snowin heer an I nawt wanna dribe nawt-werkin-rite car inna snows, inna dark.
So now, I iz sittin at hoam, makin pasta sallad foar dinnur.
Nawt dat y’all nawt fun to hang owt wif, an awl, but I wuz luukin 4werd to spendin sum tyme wif my fren.
Culd Ur frend nawt piks U up?
Nope. Wii wuz spozed to meet at hur howse.
Wii prolly re-skedyool foar nexst week.
Hur is my bestest fren. Wii kinda hasta stay frenz, becuz wii knoes EBERYFING abowt eech uthur!
I meeted hur way bak inna 7th grade.
ruh roh… da fren dat cud blakmale the sox orf of yew, eh?
Yup. Dat’s hur.
an vice versa wiff da blakmailng
Ohai rhsb
Ai has a sowwee taht yew cud not gose to dinnur wib yore fwend.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Butt (snikr) yew maed teh rite choyse bai not dribink a kar in teh snoes nd ikspeshlee if teh kar iz beink norty.
Wot yew cud do is foen yore fwend nd yew staes on teh foen whiel yew noms yore dinnur – iz liek habing dinnur wib tehm, ikspeshul if yew haev teh speekrfoen.
awww, kimkiwi, ur nyce! I loved ur “escaped yng” adventure! it wus teh fun!
Ohai princessmu, thx fer yore naice werds. It woz phun reksuing tehm. Ai donut noes iffin teh otehr cheezpeeps liekd it mutch thow.
Mai inseckuritys, let me shows yew tehm!
i will trade u ur insecurties fur my pictures ov baby sea turtlols…. u’ll enjoy carrying around the turtlols much moar
Awww, ai lubs teh bebbeh sea turtlols. Nd tehy is mutch naicer tahn teh insekuritys.
Wud you liek to hab a litlol giftee frum nooziland?
oh yesh plz!!
*looks alert* *stands up strait*
*tries to look cute*
Yew noes haz to tries to luk cyoot, princessmu, yew iz phull of teh pritty nd ossim.
Heer iz a necklis of greenstoen (jaed), in teh shaep of a kitteh. Ai hoeps yew liek it.
omcc! fanks. Jade one ov my fave stones! {{kimkiwi}}
Wee haz teh gud jaed heer in nooziland. It suitz yew.
Gratz kimkiwi
u gotz da rite person dis tyme 
i has a chheky
At leest ai noes confuzez us wib orstraylyns!!!
Ai haz a barrismint!
at least yew iz in gud cumpnee, rhsb, yes aifinkso!
Ohhai, Red! ((((((RED)))))) I r heering u! Mai suppeh r turkey brests I tawed out yesstiddy. *Pleh* Nawt eben any sawse 2 go on dem coz I nawt get 2 de stoar 2 buy grosserys. Dat’s why I r heer coz I ken hab fudge and chokkolit martoonies heer. *sigh* *Luuks at dry meet nd shudders* Nawt eben any salad finds to hab.
Yew haz enny butter or margarine or lemon juice? Mebbe wite wine?
Yah! Drink teh wine an den eet teh dry meet.
Ifn u drink enuf, u nawt care how dry it iz!
No, nawt eben cooking wyne. It r toooooo looooong since I gotz grosserries.
Ahwww, hun… okeh sew we has dry turkey .pls tew tell mi if der is anyfing at awl left n the house. we cheese peeps has sum gude cooks amongst us
we can maeks u a dinner. 
gots…
mannayz?
(fyremannaise?)
whatsdishere sauce?
Oliv Oyl?
Sneezind salt?
Soysaus?
bullyon cyube?
Leftober veggies or a unyun?
sherrybaby? Whiksy?
enny lil pakkets frum taykowt fuds?
Ketchup adn brown shugger adn mutsterd?
scour around, we’ll see what we can du.
i’z gud wiv poultry iz can helps tew
u guys rawk! ( think she may have gone tew bed, but we gave it a good try
)
Anom, POC!
Dis whole “being a grownup” fing iz nawt awl iz cracked up to be. I finkso I wanna kwit an be kid agin.
Ai fawt u didnt lyk libbin wiff teh Parental Yunits.
Cant hab it boff ways, oar can u?
Gud poynt, AP.
**sigh**
{{rhsb}}
*hands red hawt chocolit wif a wee dram of something*
yu and ai need phlonquais that tayke care of eberyfing
but not tell us what to do!
gud luk wif dat!!!
srsly!
How comeded nawt? It r nawt gud. I wanna hab it bof ways. *sigh* *taeks bid sip of chokkolit martoonies* Fangs fur listening Cheesfrens. U rool. Red, I gib u hugs. (((((((((((RED))))))))))
{{{{POC}}}}} I sry ur hubcat still b in deh horse pistlol.
I hopez he b home soon. Den u kin b habbing deh nrml life agin.
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*handz POC a chokklit martoonee.
Ohhai! Ur Magesti! Ur a lib-saber wif that chokklit marttonie! U maek dem de bestest! Ahhhh! Fank u.
Haz a piece uf dis debil fud caeks tu. U wantz sum booberry ice creems wif dat? iz hoem maded.
ai haz a nummy resipee ai just has tew share…
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Ghirendelli Brownies (wif Fudgy Topping)… add 1 tee spoon ub oranj zest (nawt poyson) and use half the water they suggest, but fill up to the 1/3 cup fluids wif oranj joos (agen, nawt poyson!).
Bake as directed. UBBER nummy! (ai bakeded yew sum… butt ai eeted dem)
ooh that DUZ sound gud!!
I lurves choklit wif oranj.
Well, choklit wif anything is gud…
Nawt me.
I nawt lyk choklit mixed wif enny uthur flavor. Reese’s cups are teh onlee egg-sepshun.
Yoo mai twin oar sumfing? Huh?
Dis commint fur Leeza.
u alreddy know teh answer, rite?
hay, did u have ur winter festival yet?
or iz that in febrooooary?
Iz in Febrrrrrruary. Ai go czech fur teh dates. BRB.
They hold it just on weekends naow.
Firstnawt-sekkund weekend is Feb. 6-8.*has a eggsited* R YOO KUMMING!?!?!?!?
aftur the cold we has had here I cant even imajin VLC in Febrrrrrruarrrry! Did u see teh pix of Niagra Falls parshully frozen?
when duz Otto Wa has teh nise wethers?
I wud really liek to some sometiem!!
When itz not sew cold.
Sowry I iz teh wimp.
Ohai rhsb I’m glad ur heer cuz I misted yer birfday adn wantd tu send yu a schmoo.
SHMOO!
adn a BOOP! to grow on.
Ah can has hot an cole runnin kittehs frum da inntertubes?
Cabul Kitteh luuks skwooshed; haow weez gunna geyt her aowta tehre?
Mebbee waive sum guushee fuud unner her noase;
her mite cum aowt prittee kwik tehn!!!
Oar mebbe do lyk toob of toofpaste an skweeze frum teh bottum up?
Yesh yesh — but yew hasta be caerful nawt to bork teh tayl. *nod*
Gud poynt, NS.
Sum kittehs nawt lyk u mess wif dere tayle at awl. Teh famlee kitteh wii had wuz lyk dat. U eben ackt lyk u gonna touch hur tayle, hur wud get reddy to rip u a noo wun.
Datz wun ob teh fyoo wayz ai can playz wiff Angelina. She duzzint kare mush fur teh fuzzy mowses (wuns dey stops moobin, she gets bored), but if ai reech fur her tayl (espeshullee teh tip) she will swat. So we playz teh get-past-teh-pointee-endz-tu-ketch-ur-tayl gaym.
Fun but danjerus. Ai bin tryin tu teech her soft-paw onlee, but wiff teh tayl gaym teh pointee-ends ar nebber far away.
wait, dis is image of lolcat going 2 sumones computer. dat means dis lolcat we r
looking at is a pic of actual lolcat going to computer screen!
Dat sounds ouchy. Still u gotz 2 play sumhow. Gud ting we’ve gotz gud bandages heer. Mebbe u can gits sum fur such honorable owchies?
mebbe. but itz true. we looking at lolcat of other lolcat going through teh intertubes1
mebbee wii haz tu greese hur liek a pinny gig at teh fair and turn loose sum 2 yr owld hoomins.
Greased GP?
*wunders were brayne bleech is*
Teh Intertoob Exsplorter 5.0!
hey long time no see u cweenmj so whats up
Dudes.. Is everybody here STUPID?… writing all words wrong isn´t funny anymore… I was taking a look at this site and… well i think 5 minutes is enough time to never return here anymore… pics can be funny, but all them turn stupid with the stupid wrong legends… I´m out.. thanks… and please… learn how to use all your fingers or at least buy yourselves a dictionary…
**waves***
Bye!
sigh. GP’s gonna need a bigger cage. Or we can put them in with the weezuls!
we prolly need teh Troll Hunter.
There’s a really nasty one on teh last lol.
Not to mention the other one here wif verbal die a reea….
O wate! Hiz posts were removed.
*nods in approvul*
Doan let dis wun get awai until BDM has collected teh troll rode munnies!!
A particularly weird an lurkin one, dat one is.
*nods*
Eeeep!
Deyz patrolling awl ober teh boddum uv teh fred. Ai haz a skerred!
Ai diddint realize hao infested teh last lol had become.
*pats ns*
u just stay over heer. Ifink we is safe.
There is only teh one, and I don’t fink he is comin bak.
*gives ns a choklit iyce cube*
*asks fur a coklit ice cube*
wut a lovely idea, leeza.nummers….
*gos to tayke a luk*
i haz a skerre tew! hold me!
doan let teh duur hit yew inna butt onna wai owt!
Buh Bye….
Don’t let da door hits yu awn da way owt!! An agin…buh buy
*gigglol*
GMTA, kk!
I know how to use my finger(s)….
*snerk*
Me too, Leeza.
Last week. Wehn I gotted cut awf onna dribe hoam.
My rode radj, lemme show u eet.
rode radj, pedestrian radj – ai gets dem awl!
*tries to meditat*
ooomnomonomnomnom
oommmmnonomnomnomnom
*note tu self, stay off dose Suthen roads*
Fankyoo, KK.
Teh natibs get irritayted wen u dribe rodes dat u nawt kno well.
rhsb, who lubs teh sine “Ifn iz toorist seezun, why wii nawt kin shoot ‘em”
ai ar reasonable driber and pedestrian. it just gets mai goat
too watch peoplol dribing or walking like only they have the
right to be there and the rest of us better get out of the way.
ARGH!!!
*goes off to meditate again*
omnomnomnomonom
Twirlling troll nebber tu return, aifinkso.
anadani, If you do not like the way we play here please do go somewhere else. we enjoy mashing up the language and do it for our own entertainment. Everyone is welcome to play here as long as they play nicely, refrain from bad language or negative comments.
Thanks. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out…
*waevz buh-bye to teh pore liddul troll dat jus duzzint geddit*
Dikshunaries aer awl rong, c? Searhc ‘cheezburger’ is spelled ‘cheeseburger’, wierd hoomans.
Nao iz buildin a troll-free vault under mah haus, so ai won’t bee bothereded by teh trollses.
If you’re going to criticize our syntax, would you please try to start sentences with capital letters? Connecting phrases and clauses with ellipses isn’t exactly helping you make your point.
…
*sprayz anadaniali wif Scents uv Humour*
*snkrs* *sprays nightshayde wif happy glitter dust*
Elebentee munnies fur usin da troll rode. And the exit is that way ——->>>
…never return here anymore…
Promiss? O grate cheezburgr, taek note!
omg so tru! dis is teh funneh…
Is that firefox-kitty?
Soon kittehs will begin to make sites about lolhoomans
marvelouzzzzzzzzzz
Oh ai lubs ur abatar!
we’re looking at a intetube kitteh!
*sqwubbles teh kitteh noze wif her noze* Wooogie!
Aifinkso Ai will has tu set up a troll caek stand. der is so mennee using teh troll rode tudai ai culd maek sum eggstra munnies fur teh cheezland.
We shuld be rollin in troll-dough by now, aifinkso!
Ai finked wii was yewsin da troll rode munnies tew fly tew awl deez ex otic plaises, lyk hawaii an carob bean and stuffs… isnt wii dewing dat?
Um … iz troll caeks maed wif reel trolls?
…
*kint desied wevver to be amyoozed, horrified, or sumfin between teh two*
hm… well.. considuring how they ackt, I wudn’t be surprized atall if trolls r teh cannibuls.
deep friid troll onna stick?
Heer is teh recipe ai founded.
1 False Cheezpeep
1 pound of excuses
2/3 cups of criticism
2 teaspoons of borrowed logic
1 smidge of universal truths (also borrowed)
37,546 pages of unedited loquaciousness (illegally borrowed)
1 cube of obtuse butter (melted)
1 cup of arrogance (for hardness)
1 sprig of poison oak (for garnish)
Mix everything together, garnish, post.
yew forgotted the 1.5 cups of moral supereeoritee
(debinitlee borrowed)
Dat is teh opshunlol icing onna caek.
Mehbe yu can set up a psychia… psichya… clinic-where-people-talk-to-people-and-make-them-feel-bettur. Trollses aer acshually verry loneleh, a bit jealous we can has teh parties and teh conga rats. And teh cheezburger ofcurs.
Richard, yew beh da wys. Yew can dew that psych.. sykee… dat klinik ideer dat yew just had onna troll rode. Ai will charj dem elebentee munnies tew use da rode, an send em yr way. Yew shud charj dem elebenty tewntee munnies, doh, since eet beh much harder werks fur yew.
Ai’ll do mah best to halp teh poor trollses. Mehbe hypnotaizing is good aidea, and asking whut’s on their maind.
don wanna noe!!!
Iz yukki gray-veez, aifinkso.
*has images of Richard in a booth a la Lucy van Pelt*
gud idea you tew!
ok,u makin stuffs up. lucy nawt in lols,remember?
lol
old meme is old.
Wormhoel kitteh comes frum another daimenshun.
*Iz stuck bitween teh too daimenshuns.*
Iz taht daimenshuns or dementias?
wut’s teh diffrense?
Duz we gets Dr Spock teh Vulcan oar Dr Spock teh hed shrinks.
Ai forgitted!
WOO-HOO! Dis mah SECOND LOL on the front page!!
Mah first one here:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/06/funny-pictures-this-will-make-exclent-barfs/#comments
Here da rest of my LOLs:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-mikenmar/lolz
VOTE FOR DEMZ PLZ!
Fangu,
Mikenmar
Conga ratz Mikenmar! I luv dem!
Kind of a tight fit, ain’t it?
I fownd lite at teh end of tunel. I can has internets?
Lay off the vodka, Nick.
Oh, please tu play nice, nick.
Iz nawt daykorus tu be duing ennyfing nawt sootabul fur kitteh tu se. Pls tu nawt .
Aifinkso nick needs tu visit Dr tinyvet and ordurz a fixing.
We already saw this comment up the thread…..c’mon, nick, be nice.
Thank CC yur heer, ladymonde!! Sheesh, who is dis guy, don’t
he know dat if he keeps it up the cheezpeeps is jes gonna delete his
comments?
In fact, I’ll cut tu da chase an file complaint rite now…bof his
nasty comments will be deleted soon. Unreal.